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About This Episode

35:50 minutes

published 23 days ago

English

2022 Fox News Network, LLC

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What it is, you know what it is, it's Tyrus PERSON. The Timph and I decided to put out one of our favorite past episodes this week for you. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the episode of Tyrus and Timphe, Nuff PERSON said. What it is. Welcome to another exciting adventure of Tyrus and Timph. I'm, of course, Tyrus PERSON, my co-capt.

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I am the Timph.

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The Tymph PERSON.

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Indeed, I am the Tim PERSON.

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We are combined at least 48 hours a week of TV and air viewing and listening pleasure. So start giving us the respect. I noticed we had a huge jump in the Apple iPod PRODUCT or podcast. We jumped. We made huge jumps. The black man and white woman of Polish persuasion comedy show, which is where we were in the top 49 in that one.

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We've moved up to 10.

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Wow.

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Yep.

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So, you know, we just got to keep doing what we're doing.

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It's not easy to do. It's a tough group. It's a lot of talent in there.

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I can't leave any of the names off the top of my head,

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but I know they're all, you know, like the who's who of...

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Black man, white woman of Polish NORP persuasion

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comedy shows

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yeah it's a very saturated

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it's a very saturated market you know it's a lot you know it's a lot

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I didn't I had no idea how much

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competition we have within our own

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group the subculture

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that is black guys and white women of Polish ancestry comedy shows.

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Apparently, this thing's been going on for a long time.

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You can go all the way back to the late 2000s for when this first started popping up. I think 2017-ish, 18-ish, it started happening. So it's a lot of trends. I don't want to say there's a lot of copycats out there.

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But, you know, the Linus and Mimph PERSON show, that was ridiculous.

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Linus and Mymph PERSON?

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Yeah.

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It's like, all right. They're holding tight at nine, though.

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They're holding tight. We weren't exactly able to get them.

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So they're on our radar, though. They're in the old bull's eye. So, you know, Linus.

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We see you Linus and Mymph PERSON.

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Yeah. So, you know. And you know what come before you. We see you, Linus and Mymph PERSON. Yeah. So, you know, and you know what? It's funny because their producer's name is Levin PERSON. So it's really... Yep. I tried to see if it was John Levin PERSON, if that's maybe why they had the advantage on us,but I can't confirm or deny that. And speaking of confirming to deny, how was your week? It was good.

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What's it like being, what, two weeks removed?

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Oh, three weeks.

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Three weeks.

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From marriage.

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From marriage. Yeah, I'm a wife. It's true because, well, it is true. I am married.

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Otherwise, my sources are foolish.

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And I knew, like, I understood that once I had a wedding that, like, that means I'd be married.

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But, like, you understand that, but it actually, like, I assumed that I would at some point do some of it wrong. Like, some of the paperwork, I'd miss something. I'd do it wrong. But I submitted everything, you know, the license and everything else.

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Well, you're pretty good with a pen.

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I submitted it.

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And if they're like, yep, we'll send you your certificate in a couple weeks. And I was like, oh, like, I did do it. I am literally a wife. And literate.

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Because you can follow directions and write.

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You have good penmanship.

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Would that be an out, though?

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Oh, like if something was wrong?

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Like, you accidentally wrote Consuela instead of Catherine PERSON.

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You know, like, and it was like, oh, man, we got to do it all over again, bro.

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Or do you just fill out the paperwork again? Or do you redo the ceremony? I again, or do you redo the ceremony?

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I don't think you'd redo the ceremony.

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Well, you're not looking at this right way. I think you should be able to have to redo the whole thing.

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Have it take another.

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Just keep the party going on.

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Yeah, I don't know. But it's legit. Like, I am a married.

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No getting out. I'm a married woman. I mean, there is, but there isn't.

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Yeah. I'm a married woman with a husband of my husband, and I am a wife of the husband.

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Once married. So your first attempt, nailed it.

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Success.

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What's the biggest thing that's changed for you?

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Anything changed since, you know, did you feel any different?

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Not really.

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I mean, we've been living in sin since four months of dating.

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Yeah, I didn't want to bring that up because of our beloved respect for Mr. Timp PERSON.

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Who knows? I thought you were tricking that up because of our beloved respect for Mr. Timp PERSON. He knows.

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I thought you were tricking him, just saying that you were just camping out for a while.

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Yeah, so it's not much has changed.

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You know, I'm keeping my same name.

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Jeans PERSON is keeping his last name as well.

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That would just be confusing if he changed it.

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Well, how confusing for like a week?

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All of a sudden the podcast is Tyrus and Frischoff PERSON.

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Yeah, I mean, if that moves us up the ladder, it's whatever's best for the show.

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She would be of Italian NORP descent then, right?

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Not a Polish NORP.

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Or is he's Italian NORP.

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He's Italian NORP, but I am not Italian.

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No, but by marriage.

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You just take the last name, not the ethnicity.

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Well, I'm saying by marriage.

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Because that would be really confusing in my household.

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I'm Gutfeld that I'm now, because he's a veteran, I am now half veteran through marriage.

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Well, thank you for your service, Kat PERSON.

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Yes.

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You are welcome.

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Half.

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Freedom is not free.

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So I'm going to get in trouble for that.

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Have any...

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Did you know that your cat really thinks she's half a veteran?

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And that's offensive.

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No, I don't actually think that.

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Calm down.

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Oh, I just got a thing.

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We've been canceled.

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Yeah.

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Shoot.

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We will be changing the name to the...

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I think at least for one episode.

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At least for this episode, so we don't get the hate.

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See, that's the good thing about, like, just it's Tyrus PERSON, you know?

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Nothing.

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Two worlds, man.

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They don't come together. You know, I stay clear of the Murdoch dude and he stays clear of the Tyrus PERSON guy, except he likes Tyrus's checks.

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Yeah, has there ever been any confusion?

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With me? No. With people on the streets? Yeah. Especially when they get nervous. This weekend, I was at a birthday party for my daughter, and this woman came walking up.And, well, no, no, let me go back so uh because cat you'll love this so i wore a black polo shirt because i was i had just done i did the big uh saturday show and then i was i had to stop at a birthday party and i sat down on my shirt and someone walked up and they're like hey where's the drinks at and i went because i had a black polo on and jeans sitting in a chair ah they thought i worked there and they're like, hey, where's the drinks at? And I went, because I had a black polo on and jeans sitting in a chair. They thought I worked there. And I was like, I don't work here.You have no idea what the drinks are. I only have one in my hand. Right. And they immediately went. Oh, no, no. I didn't mean.And I went and then I went like cross my fingers. This is my, I learned this from my daughter. Because when Georgie PERSON does something, she goes like this. When she thinks you're full of shit. You guys can't see. Cross your fingers like a table.Bat your eyes a lot and push your head back. Like, uh-huh, I can't wait to hear this. This is going to be great. Yeah.

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Cat PERSON is doing it.

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Excellent. That's Georgie PERSON. That's good.

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Not bad.

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So I ended up doing it because I was like, what was it then?

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I don't know you. You don't know me. And it was, hey, you. Not hello or good sir, evening. I'm such and such. Do you know perhaps where one can find a drink in this establishment?No, it was like, hey, you, where the drinks at? Hey, you, I don't work here. So I was already in that kind of mood. You say, I was already literally put out. Then across the room in slow motion, stood up in a giant smoke-filled thing. I didn't even know people still smoked outside. It was strange, like an actual cigarette

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cat. Oh, wow. Like not digital. Took it, threw it, stepped on it. Like, just kids running around.

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Like, maybe not do that, but whatever. Walks over and says, hey, Tyrone PERSON, you're my biggest fan. And I went, thanks for watching.

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Yeah. I think what you wanted to say was Tyrus PERSON. I'm your biggest fan. But then I was like,

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how the hell does she know that I was a fan? What gave it away? You know, I did, I did the one,

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the cigarette from the mouth to the floor move was pretty spectacular.

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I wasn't saying I was ready to cheer for it, but I definitely was shocked that at a kid's pool party, you would throw a cigarette out your mouth and put it out with barefoot children running around.

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That's gangster.

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And then, of course, had the Diet Coke PRODUCT bottle on the other hand.

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And I never miss any of your stuff.

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I was like, thank you.

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Except your name.

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Except the intro.

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Miss that.

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Miss the name.

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Because Taron PERSON, as much as I like the sounding of that, is the name of the dog in that awesome old school comedy, the dog breeders club.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Best in show. Yes, Terone. With Eugene Levy PERSON.

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Yeah, and they would talk on the phone. Let me talk to Taron PERSON. Oh, I can hear him breathing. Like, you know, those kind of dog owners. But I got through it. You know, and it's tough.It's awkward. Being in parties and stuff is sometimes awkward when you're 6'8. And my advice to my 6'8 brethren out there, do not wear a black-collared shirt to a party with jeans because people ask you where the bathroom's at and where the drinks are at and what time the cake's going to be cut. And it doesn't matter how success you are in life when you're big and you got a black shirt on, people think security, security, and a beverage consultant. So I am not any of those things anymore.And speaking of strange parties... In a desperate attempt to make her ex-boyfriend jealous,

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a woman in Germany GPE faked an elaborate wedding to get revenge on an old flame. A TikTok video of her envy-inducing antics has gone viral with more than 1.8 million views and thousands of gobsmacked comments. Sarah Villard, 24, revealed her crazy rock-b rock bottom moment to the tune of Narls Barkley WORK_OF_ART, 2006 hit Crazy WORK_OF_ART, showing pictures of herself holding hands with a groom for hire wearing a long white dress.

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My God.

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Yep, I'm PERSON Crazy, she captioned the video. Villard, who lives in Frankfurt, Germany, split from her former beau in 2019, and hatched an envy-inducing plan shortly after. She rented out Frankfurt's Villa Kennedy FAC and rounded up her friends to play the roles of bridesmaids. She posted the pictures to her Instagram ORG where she was certain her ex would see. Quote, he found out through Instagram and texted me the next day and freaked out because hethought I was cheating on him while we were together. That, of course, wasn't the case, but he came to my house and wanted to talk to me afterward. I wasn't interested. She then blocked and deleted him from her social media and her life. Villar PERSON paid no mind to the haters, saying her stunt was ultimately worth it. Quote, yes, I am single now and super happy about it, she said. I'm happy to be able to focus on myself.

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This doesn't make sense. Why would you, if you really are wanting to be happy and single and focus on yourself, you wouldn't care to try to make this other person feel bad.

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Just so he had text you so you could block them?

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Yeah, just so, yeah.

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Can't remember when you had a funeral on your birthday?

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I did.

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And I said, quote, this is the craziest I've ever seen.

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Like, why would you do that? Yes. I'm sorry.

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Yeah, it turns out.

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It's over.

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It is not the craziest shit I've ever seen. But at least yours was cool and it was in good spirits. And, you know, a rock and roll legend literally drove you in a coffin. I mean, there's a lot of coolness there.

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Right.

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Like, almost going to come an urban legend story at some point.

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I mean, this, how does this woman get a job in the future?

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The only, I mean, so you broke up and you spent thousands of dollars.

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Yeah.

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This doesn't sound cheap.

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To reaffirm that you broke up

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and the only reason why he was calling you was because he was like, oh, she cheated on me. Which, petty, bro. You're not with her anymore. So he's like, did you cheat on me with this guy?No. Click. I mean, at least say yes. I mean, at least give it. You know, because that, you know, give it to him.

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Yeah, I don't see how this is revenge. I think he's going to see this.

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This isn't a salt. And be more happy with his decision than he was before. He's going to be overjoyed with his decision.

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You know who's going to be overjoyed is his, because you always have a friend. I don't know if this is true or maybe I should be saying this not loud.

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But I don't know about women, but for guys, should be saying this not loud but I don't know about women

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but for guys you always have one friend

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who's always against their relationship

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but he's never

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open about it

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he's just very subtle and then when things go wrong he goes bro I told you

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I've been telling you

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I didn't want to say anything because you know that's your girl and everything but she's bitch I hate her I'm glad she's gone and then but I don't want to say anything because, you know, that's your girl and everything, but she's bitch. Yo, I hate her. I'm glad she's gone.And then, but I don't want to say anything because I'm scared you're going to get back together. You got back together? Sorry.

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Oh, it's so awkward.

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Oh, she's on the phone with you. Okay. I have to go. You always have that one friend. His friend is the one who showed him all this. Like, bro, look at this.Oh, bro, you are so lucky. Betty PERSON's unblocked now, too. Yeah.

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I bet he's unblocked already.

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For the purpose of the story, she blocked him.

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Yeah, they're probably back together.

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No, if he goes back to her, it's out of fear.

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Right.

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Because if you're willing to fake your own wedding.

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Just to make somebody feel jealous.

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You're not afraid to cover a body up and murder a guy to prove your point.

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To make someone feel jealous for a few hours. Like he's going to be jealous for a few hours. And then he's going to realize you're insane.

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I mean, Kat PERSON, you before, when you had to deal with, we're not calling them losers, just dreamers without a road.

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Dreamers without a road.

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Oh, if I could have had that when my mom called me a little. I'm not a loser. I'm just a dreamer without a road. Oh, if I could have had that when my mom called me a loser.

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I'm not a loser.

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I'm just a dreamer without a road.

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Oh, man, I'm so proud of that. Wasting it on this story. But even, and you went through some rough stuff. Oh, yeah. But you never went that petty of a route. No. And some of it would Oh, yeah. But you never went that petty of a route. No.And some of it would have been justified. Yes.

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Well, I mean, sorry to interrupt you, Tyrus PERSON, but we don't know.

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I'm not sorry.

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We don't know if maybe Kat PERSON did fake her marriage to make somebody else jealous.

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I did not.

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First of all, we know Cam PERSON has a lot of amazing qualities, right?

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That makes him a wonderful husband.

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But as far as TV acting goes, horrible.

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Yeah. And this is not anything we haven't discussed.

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And I feel I'm not bashing Kat PERSON's husband.

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No, he's great at the bank.

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But we have talked several times.

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Cammy PERSON's salon, he's great at.

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He's got great attributes. Everything's great after you turn the mic on. But the point is, he would have to do some really good acting to pull that off because it's, you know, they carry this charade on set. We got to know him.

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Yeah.

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He was around. He was able to annoy me in a matter of a few weeks. Yep. With all his always being positive stuff. Yeah. Hey, how's it going?Great week, right, man? No. Nice.

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You know, just nice.

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But even all that, if we were to construct, because this story, I feel like this is a big story, it's bigger than her. If you were going to get back at somebody, Devin PERSON, because I think Devin deep down in places she doesn't want to go, she's got a little vindictive monster in there. What would be the ultimate, because this isn't it.

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Faking your own wedding isn't it. But if you're going to fake something to get back at somebody. Oh, you would fake your death.

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Is it your death?

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You would fake your death. Yeah, just to see how the person would react.

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To see if, like, if they would care or what they would say about you, like your

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post?

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Do they do a tribute post? Right. Do they just post you in the story or do they hard post you on the main?

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Exactly. Kind of like what exactly would I get?

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So fake your death.

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And then that way you would know how they really feel about you. Faking your marriage, I don't think that's going to, clearly it doesn't work. I mean, we just saw him. She's expecting him to show up outside her door or like in the rain with like a stereo over his head and the cue cards

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from the movie. The story just confuses me in various ways. A lot of them you guys pointed out. But you're right, Tyers PERSON. Like, what it, if she's technically let's say she was really married,how would he have, how would that have made him jealous or want her back?

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She's married.

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She's married now.

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No, that's, no one does that.

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No, I've only ever seen that in a movie.

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I don't think they even announced those things at weddings.

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Yeah.

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I mean, because once the catering's paid, shit's got to go down.

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Yeah.

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I mean, you're not getting a refund.

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I mean, you're going to get through it.

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You would know later. You get through it. So you just found out she had eight kids and three of them are from your brother. Not the point, bro.

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Doesn't matter.

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They've paid for the beef tenderloor. Yeah. The beef tenderloor. It's on the table. Catering's here, bro. We got to go.Full ceremony. You get through it. And you do your vows like you were born to do them. And then, you know what? We'll annul later. We'll give it a week, you know, because we've got to get, you know, all the ex late presidents coming in. You got to get it all in first. And thenquietly do the annulment. Not loudly. I just, I don't know, faking my own death. I don't, I don't think that. I would want to, like, fake a murder crime and make them think they were going to jail forever. You want to,

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like, frame somebody else

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for your murder or a murder. And I just want to sit in the, like, come into the room to talk to, like, everything,you know, somehow I got some kind of pull with the detectives, like, give me a word with them. Like, oh, Tyrus PERSON is here. He'll get the truth.I'm just leaning across the table. I'm like, it was me. See you later. You know, like something cool, you know, like, give me a word with him. Like, oh, Tyrus PERSON is here. He'll get the truth. I'm just leaning across the table and be like, it was me. See you later. You know, like, something cool, you know, like, one-armed man kind of thing. And, like, wait until they're crying and they confess and then come in the room just so I can taste their one tear and be like, ha, ha, ha, got you.

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That's pretty sick.

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That's sicker than faking your own death. So you can sit in your little apartment and look on social media.

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See how many, see if it trends or not.

Speaker 11091.92s - 1097.5s

Yeah, they make a fake account to be like, wow, boy, I'm really shocked about that whole Devin PERSON death thing.

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You guys? Anyone? Yeah, try to start drama. Be like, she wasn't that great.

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And then people agree.

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Yeah, kind of plant some seeds about yourself to see if people would agree or disagree.

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Yeah.

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I would.

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I wonder what people would say.

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I don't care.

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People always say the same thing.

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She lights up a room.

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Is she electrician?

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Don't say that about me when I die because I don't.

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I don't light up a room.

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No.

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I always say I take up space. I feel that's accurate. I steal the oxygen up a room. No. I always say I take up space. I feel that's accurate. I steal the oxygen in the room. I've been told that a few times, although it was said with a smile, so I assumed it was a compliment.But, like, the more I say it in my head, it doesn't feel like a compliment. Like, hey, you take up all the oxygen in the room. Like, that's a compliment, though, right? See, you know what?

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I hate to say it to break it to you.

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It's not. It's not. So my whole line of oxygen get-well cards is completely another failed business attempt on my part. Speaking of failed business attempt. A Belgian farmer actually moves French NORP border. Good for him.I don't like the French NORP.

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A farmer in Belgium has caused a stir after inadvertently redrawing the country's border with France GPE. A local history enthusiast was walking in the forest when he noticed the stone marking the boundary between the two countries had moved about seven and a half feet.

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What a jerk.

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The Belgian farmer, apparently annoyed by the stone in his tractor's path, had moved it inside French NORP territory. The border between France and what is now Belgium stretches 390 miles.

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It was formally established under the Treaty of the Treaty of Cordragogy signed in 1820 after Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo five years earlier. The stone dates back to 1819 when the border was first marked out. Local Belgian NORP authorities plan to contact the farmer to ask him to return the stone to its original location. If that does not happen, the case could end up at the Belgian Foreign Ministry ORG,

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which would have to summon a Franco-Belgian border commission dormant since the 1930s. So he just started an age-old border debate because he wanted to mow his lawn.

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Well, actually, no. There was a rock in his way. And as a guy who just cut a lawn a two in my day, that is frustrating. But I just feel like this is like someone being a jerk. Yeah.

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Well, I will say that in the article, they did say that it was all, you know, they all found it very funny.

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They laughed.

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Did they?

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Yep.

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They thought it was funny and stuff.

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And that it's not really that big of a deal, but if he doesn't put the rock back. Yeah, it's all funny until he doesn't put the rock back. And what was the guy just walking through, just strolling through? Oh, I'm not in France GPE anymore.

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Yeah, local history enthusiasts.

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I'm not sure I like that guy.

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Local drama queen.

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Nosey neighbor saw him move. Are you a history enthusiast or do you need a hobby? Yeah, everyone hates that guy. Local drama queen. Nosey neighbor. Saw him move. Are you a history enthusiast or do you need a hobby? Yeah. Everyone hates that neighbor. Yeah. Morning, Tyrus, I couldn't help but notice your trees growing just a few inches over my borderline.Yeah. And?

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Well, I was a history enthusiast. Just, um, you think you could trim?

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Yeah, yeah, I'll get to it, John PERSON. All right, cool. How was it over there at NBC ORG? I work at Fox ORG. I believe you know that. Have a good day.Getting in my car now. Okay. I'm just going to just get, you know, you feel like joining the neighborhood watches? No, I'm good, bro. That's who it was. Like, knocked on his door to tell him,I couldn't help you notice you moved that rock. I moved to three inches. Well, it's in France GPE now.

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As a history enthusiast, I understand what a big deal this is.

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And you, I know that you are, you are not a history enthusiast as I am a history enthusiast.

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So only I have the knowledge to understand how truly horrible.

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Like, shut up. Yeah, my friends didn't die face down in Louva GPE Sean or whatever Napoleon battle for you to move a rock three inches, bro.

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Yeah, I think this sounds like, you know.

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I'm disappointed in this story.

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Borders were moved and no war broke out.

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Just one guy letting another guy know that his rock was, and here's a deal. That guy owned neither land. Right. But he's a deal. That guy owned neither land. Right.

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But he's a history enthusiast.

Speaker 11368.96s - 1371.92s

Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm a cake enthusiast.

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Doesn't give me the right to walk in every store and take a bite out of a cake and ruin somebody's day.

Speaker 61376.88s - 1378.04s

I mean, I wish I had that power.

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Oh, man. Cake police. Is this gluten-free?

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No such thing.

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Well, there is, but it's not as good. Or is it? I don't know. The gluten orio's is pretty good.

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They're not bad. They're not the same.

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You know what? There's just some things you can't make okay. You just have to accept that

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Oreo PRODUCT cookies are not good for you. They're good for that moment. But you're not going to get your nutritional value from Oreo cookies, no matter how you make it.

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Because no one even knows what Oreo PRODUCT really is anyways. It looks chocolate, but it's not the feeling. I mean, what is the Oreo PRODUCT? It's sugar. Does it grow in a tree? Is there an Oreo PRODUCT berry?How do we come up with the Oreo PRODUCT cookie itself, the flavor? Is it even a cookie? It falls apart in water and milk like that. Like what? Like that? It's not like other cookies.

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We might need the Dalmatian NORP detective I can see on this one.

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I mean, this is a big deal.

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This is probably the most interesting story is what is actually Oreo PRODUCT?

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It is a chocolate.

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No, it's not chocolate.

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It's sort of chocolate is. It's not. Yes, it's not chocolate It's sort of chocolate

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It's not

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Yes, it's chocolate

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It doesn't taste like chocolate

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It's two chocolate pieces of

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cookie

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That ain't no damn chocolate

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That is not chocolate

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Ask anybody

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Anybody walking by

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Anybody walking by

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Hold on to your steering wheels folks

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We'll be right back after this

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Now if I can get real with you for a second,

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While we ponder the Oreo thing, I do have one question. We were talking about it earlier. I want to bring it up. This is pickle flavored spike selzer. Yeah. I just want to hear what you guys have to say about it because I personally would drink it.

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I'm going to describe it here for you. And you guys let me know. You're right. I know you guys had some things to say.

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Brewmate and Crook and Marker announced this week that they have partnered to release afternoon delight, like a dill pickle, a hard pickle, seltzer.

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According to the website, the specialty seltzer will be launched this summer in 11.5 ounce cans with only 100 calories, zero sugar, and 5% ABV.

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Quote, what started as a joke is officially real, Crook and Marker posted on Facebook this week.

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We've teamed up with Brumade to bring you afternoon delight.

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A one of a brine, pickalicious experience that packs a crunch and a buzz. This is a limited release dropping this summer, so get on the pre-order VI pickle list to make sure you don't miss out.

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Pickle Seltzer was originally an April Fool's joke from Broomate back in 2020.

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However, when more than 10,000 people express interest in the drink within 24 hours, the company decided to partner with Crook and Marker to turn the joke into a reality. According to the magazine, the companies will only be releasing about 10,000 12 packs of pickle seltzer late this summer.

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So that gives you at least 10,000.

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I am on the list. I always sign up for these types of things. I would love to, you know.

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I got to be honest, I'm anti-seltzer.

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Like, I love pickleback shots. So I love pickles. I've eaten a whole jar of pickles at once.

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I like pickleback shocks. I like pickle pickles. I've eaten a whole jar of pickles at once. I like pickleback shocks. I like pickle juice. I don't think pickle should be carbonated.

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That's not a good situation.

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What is the whole deal with the Seltzer PRODUCT revolution? Yeah. Seltzer PRODUCT beer, Seltzer this, Seltzer that. What's up with Seltzer PRODUCT? When did it become so unpopular again?

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I'd say about five years ago it started really becoming. Is that when your parents bought stock with seltzer when it become so popular again i'd say about five years ago

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it started that when your parents bought stock and seltzer and you keep pushing your selter agenda

Speaker 71671.74s - 1678.12s

big seltzer came out and that's when you started pushing their agenda yeah the amount of like

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a hundredish calorie alcoholic slightly flavored seltzer options. The market is oversaturated.

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Yeah, it's worse than our situation.

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Yep.

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Right, right.

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Linus and Mimph PERSON.

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Like, it's blatant.

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You know, blatant.

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Well, and a good point was brought up, too.

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I said I would try it, which I would.

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I would try everything once.

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You know what, time out. You just said a good point was made up about yourself.

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No, I'm not. No, you literally said a good point was made up by myself. Like, you're taking credit for something you said without letting anyone else acknowledge that it was even, you're literally cornering the market.

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I've been watching you on the big Saturday show. Oh, okay, listen. I admit it, okay?

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I said her name wrong.

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I get it, okay?

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Her name's Jennifer PERSON.

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No, her name's Lisa Booth, not Jennifer PERSON.

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No matter how much I think she looks like a Jennifer PERSON, she's not.

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It's Lisa Booth PERSON.

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I've apologized.

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I've moved on from it.

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You apparently have not.

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I have not.

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But what I was saying was that we were talking about it earlier and I said that I would try it, but then brought up a good point that then my, my breath would smell like pickles the whole time.

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Well, I'm sure you have another seltzer to counter that with.

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True. Maybe there's a mint seltzer.

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Maybe. Maybe. Are you sure? I'm surprised there's not like eight seltzer stories this week.

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I can put more in on your team, right? Yeah, I'll put the, I want pickle afternoon delight on my team.

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I think in history, we always try to improve what we have. It never works. We had ketchup. They wanted to make a colored fancy ketchup. But they realized that lime green ketchup on your burger isn't the business. No.I just see seltzer everywhere, and I've yet to try one. I just can't do it. I'm like, I want a beer. I'm going to have a beer.

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Yeah.

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I'm not getting a krona seltzer.

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Yeah, it's okay. But I'm not like, I wouldn't say I love it.

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It's all right.

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Well, but you're a hammer. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like you drink an old'm not like, I wouldn't say I love it. I mean, it's all right. Well, but you're, but you're a hammer.

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Yeah.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Like, you drink an old-fashioned like Kool-Aid PRODUCT, man.

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Like, you're tough.

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Yeah.

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You got to, like, you got to impress temp with a drink. It's got to make her go, whoa.

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And I've never felt that way about a selter.

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Seltzer's like a tune-up. Like, you drink seltzer before you get to the bar. No, I used to drink the heavy stuff so that I wouldn't want to buy anything at the bar because you want to save money. But I just, I don't know where the seltzer push is. I feel it's somehow connected to Twitter ORG. Like I'm drinking a seltzer where I write my op-ed.I feel like that, I feel like that's worth it. Yeah. Everyone writes op-eds now. Yeah. Everyone writes op-eds now.

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Yeah, everyone writes op-eds. Even, like, Instagram ORG comments or, like, Instagram captions are really just op-eds.

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You know what? Like, I normally don't talk about other broadcaster stuff, but I was flipping through the channels in Smirkconich, who's on CNN ORG. He's not bad. He had the craziest thing on his show. And I was like, whoa, this guy's, this guy's different. When he was talking on the bottom of the show, he had commentary.I was like, whoa, this guy's, he's living on the edge. He's letting you know this is his opinion. Like, I don't know, bro. Like, it's crazy. The first time I've ever seen commentary on show, no one does commentary anymore. Everyone just pitches facts.You know what I'm saying? So with this Seltzer PRODUCT stuff, I think it should be commentary. It should be Devin PERSON's commentary on Seltzer because you handpicked this story because. You're right.

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I will label this segment of the podcast, Devin's Seltzer Commentary Corner ORG.

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Will this help you move up the list?

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I hope so.

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Do we need to tag them?

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Tweet, retweet. You got a rate and review this podcast to get me up.

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How do we get Devin PERSON a case of pickled seltzer? That is the play. So what did you guys learn today?

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I learned that I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

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No, I learned that too.

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I'm quite well adjusted comparatively.

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Like if you're willing to throw a funeral for your 30th birthday,

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you ain't got on someone who's willing to fake a own wedding

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just to block somebody who they weren't talking to anymore anyways.

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I mean, think about the, like, it hurts my brain. You broke up. Yeah. You didn't talk anymore. You had so much time in your hands. Like, this is what's making me cough.It's the story. You had so much time on your hands. Instead of looking for a new love or finding the new you or whatever the hell it is you do in a breakup, I usually lift weights. You know, I just go to gym, like, you know. No one questions you if you're crying while you're benching.I think, wow, he's really into it. Like, look at this guy. He's giving everything he's got. But to plan a wedding, then leak the information to him about the wedding for him to go, not, no, you can't marry him please give me another chance it was hey were you cheating on me with this guy I mean you block yeah it's sad that'sthat couldn't have been the result that she wanted but here's the deal this is what this is why this story's sexist and they'll stop if that was a guy this would not be the tone of this story in other news disgusting pig f wedding, trying to trap girlfriend. What a loser. Oh, my God. He needs to be in jail.But because the woman, it's cute.

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Just for the record, I don't write the stories. I cultivate the stories. So these are not my words always.

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I don't think anyone thought you wrote them. Don't we?

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Yeah, because Kat PERSON always lists her sources and stories. We have our sources on there. Well, I learned not to not to piss tires off because if he wants revengeon you, he will not fake his own death. He will not fake a wedding.

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I'll fake a stranger's death and pin it to you. He will tie to pin you as a murderer. So I do not want to go to jail again. You know, you guys know my track right here. But at least mine will be like it was vindictive and I can apologize.Then we're going to have the awkward. You fake your death and I don't say anything. And then I got to come to work and you're going to be like, so. Heard I died over the weekend. I didn't see. I saw.

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Didn't see a tribute post. No tribute post. You just posted on the story.

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You didn't hard post it. Oh, I wasn't on the internet.

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It's not on your grid. Oh, you went to the internet? Oh, it looks like you and your daughter were playing your son.

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Yeah, that's weird.

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Yeah. Oh, here's a post for the, you had time to post, but you didn't have time to talk about my death?

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Like, you can't fix that. So at least mine, I'll be like, listen, remember when I had you framed and you were arrested at work and my bad.

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Remember all that?

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We're good, right? Member. Not remember.

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Member.

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Member. Member is nicer. Hey, cat. Remember when I interrupted you on TV and everyone thought we were going to get in a fistfight in the parking lot?

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You can laugh after that.

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But when you say remember, you can't.

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Okay.

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Remember, you can laugh.

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See, I'm still learning. Yeah.

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Thank you. You're I'm still learning. Yeah. Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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All right.

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For more podcasts like this.

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You can go.

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Oh, my God.

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For more podcasts like this.

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Take us home, Kat PERSON.

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Go to foxnewspodcast.com.

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Hashtag Seltzer.

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I'm Tim PERSON.

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I'm dying. No, Devin takes us home. Linus and Seltzer. I'm Tim PERSON. I'm dying.

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No, Devin PERSON takes us all.

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Linus and Mimph PERSON.

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Nuff said.

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Nuff said.

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Nuff said.

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Nuff said.

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Nuff said.

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Nuff said.

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Listen ad free with Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts ORG.

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And Amazon ORG Prime members can listen to this show. Add free on the Amazon music app.

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I'm Emily Campano, host of the Fox True Crime ORG podcast.

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January 26th, 1988 was a cold and suspiciously quiet night

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at the Indianapolis Police Department ORG.

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But the frigid night took a chilling turn with news of a triple homicide.

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This week, I'm joined by retired Sergeant Judd Green

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for a look back at the Savage PERSON case.

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Available now on Apple, Spotify ORG, and Fox News Podcast.com.