Is Social Media 100% Needed When Starting a Business in 2024? - The Uncleanables Podcast: E28

Is Social Media 100% Needed When Starting a Business in 2024? - The Uncleanables Podcast: E28

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About This Episode

50:43 minutes

published 1 month ago

British English

© 2024 The Uncleanables Podcast

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Hello everyone, it's the uncleanables. Welcome to episode 28. Today we're going to be talking about social media and if it is a vital lifeline within your business. If you can start a business with social media or without social media.

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Before we get into that though let's talk about what you got up to this week.

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So it's only let's go from Wednesday to Wednesday so today I had a couple of little callouts.

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It's annoying sometimes with call out, especially in my line of work because my Let's go from Wednesday to Wednesday. So today I had a couple of little callouts.

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It's annoying sometimes with call out, especially in my line of work, because the repairs that I can do are very beholden to what the situation allows me to do, shall we say.

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So this customer today rung me and said, I've got a problem with my garden gate. It's an iron gate and it's in a brick pillar, pretty standard, as you would imagine. And he says, the bottom hinges come out, right? So I said, okay, I said I can come out of the brickwork.Come out of the brickwork, right? Pretty straightforward. People swing on the moral rest of it, yeah, just time. There's no give at all in it in brickwork. So when you bang it, eventually it will roll loose. So I said, I've got long fixes.I said, I'll come down and have a look.

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Well, I've gone down and had a look. And I think Apprentice, an apprentice, and that's no joke, an apprentice built his wall. So he's got columns running wall, column, running wall, column.

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Yeah. Is it a toolgate or a short gate?

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No, short gate. Every single piece of brickwork was independent. Nothing joined. What? Yeah. So when you look down, there's a short gate? No, short gate. Every single piece of brickwork was independent. Nothing joined. What?

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Yeah.

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So when you look down, there's a hair line line all the way down.

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So he built a column, a column, a column. And then he ran a course of bricks in between.

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But there was nothing fixing, nothing holding it in together.

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And I had my drill on me, and I thought, oh, I'll go in again and I'll put a deeper fixing in.

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I had a real long, like 100-mill fixing. I thought, I put that in. I didn't put the drill on hammer, right? It was just as hundred mill fixing and I thought I put that in the drill on hammer right it was just as it wasso I thought I see how I would get on drilled straight through on standard right and I thought that's not rightso I took my drill bit out and then I started scraping at the mortar hardly any concrete

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hardly any cement

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so I called him out

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I said look I'll be honest I said like

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how long do you ask him how long the wall's been there? I said to him, I said, who built it? And he went, I know who built it was a bit of an idiot.

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I said, because I've had problem after problem. And I went, look, I said, problem after problem. I said, mate, I was surprised the gate didn't pull it down.

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So I said, look, I'll be honest, there's nothing I can do. Like the fixing and even burst, and the brick was coming loose. Yeah. You was never going to get a fix. So anyway. So that's kind of like my trouble. I find I'm very beholden to the situation. Other than that, real basic. I had a lady call me.I had to build an IKEA bed. Made in IKEA beds, fucking incredible. You know, it was like a bunk bed with a desk underneath.

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Yeah, yeah. Awesome. So I had to build. Remember building IKEA furniture years ago. It was quite a cool. It was a job, right? Yeah. Awesome. So I had to build. Remember building IKEA furniture years ago was quite a job, right?

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Yeah. How much easier is it now? It blows my mind. You know like when you say, like you know when you give some instructions, yeah?

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Yeah.

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You go right, listen, you can turn right down that road and go left down there, yeah? You have to kind of explain it. They have produced a booklet that any language,

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any person can pick up and build a bed. Like, I've built that bed now. There's a bloke in China, bought the same one and built the same one, and we read off the same instructions. It's actually mind-boggling. We just got our wardrobes from IKEA, and I've put them up, like, and it's two double wardrobes.Yeah.

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But you buy them independently, but there's, you can fit them together.

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Yeah. So you could buy it so you could buy it you

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could buy it and they do that in half sizes as well so you can have like half of one two

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but sorry one two three or four or five keep going you can just keep adding them on and then inside

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you can build how you want you can custom how it is and like i said to z Zoe my wife, she's got the little drawers,

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which aren't quite big enough. So I said, well, just go and buy another little draw.

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Yeah. And you can just buy the draw and then pull it in. It's mind blowing, isn't it? Mental.

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It's actually, I think it's incredible. So good. It's like Lego bit in real life.

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Totally. There's a reason it's a multi-billion pound industry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, I knew a fact once about IKEA. I think it's something like 7% of all the timber that gets cut down

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in the world goes to IKEA. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I can believe that. As in construction timber,

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7% of it. I can believe that. That's mind-boggling. Yeah. So anyway, but yeah, there was

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that, there was a mouse call out as well. I had to go about mice. It wasn't mice calling me.

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They was in this woman's property and so I went there and put the traps down and bits and pieces.

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My mother-in-law calls the neighbours' mouses.

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In my head, I'm just thinking, I don't know why she does it,

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she calls them the mouses.

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In my head, I'm thinking,

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I fucking called you, no.

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But I've seen the picture, so I knew what you'd done.

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Yeah, it was good.

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And then, yeah, and little bits and pieces, nothing too major, really.

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I've been waiting on the weather to break.

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We've had terrible weather.

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It's not been great, is it?

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Waiting for the weather to break, and then I've done an advert Saturday.

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You know, Mrs. Satan, we've done an advert for pressure washing. She built it. She got this app on her phone, really clever. And so she's done that, and then we sent out and um who you send it to uh every customer

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i've had with mkm i sat there and i worked you know like you've got your date so i kind of done that

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myself so i saved every number that's like yeah yeah you know what i mean as under mkm so now got any work from it absolutely nothing oh you got a massive list though i've only i've only had something like 32 numbers yeah yeah which yeah. Which I believe was, well... Rookie numbers, boy, you've got to pump them numbers.

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Once you pump them up, you'll be laughing. How much work I've done?

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Yeah, only 30 numbers, but then a lot of it's estate agents. Yeah, or like, you don't always get their number, you spoke to with Facebook or something.

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Exactly that. But listen, it don't...

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Give it another year.

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Every shot... It's not going to double that, you'll probably triple that. Yeah, but every shot is going to be killed, is it? And then next time you do it, fucking 100 numbers. Yeah. And you get three or four.So you only need three or four jobs. Man, I only need one. Well, yeah, one's better than nothing in it. Yeah, yeah.

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But listen, it's not, it's not a full, it was a free advert.

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It's not a foolproof plan.

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Yeah, I always tell people about the text message I sent out back in November for softening and facial cleaning and gut like gutter empty and well I was for gutter empty and

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but have your softets cleaned at the same time and I bag like 12, 1,300 quids worth of

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the back of that.

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See, that's how that's how you wanted to be. But then I've got like nearly 300 customers like numbers now because I've had like

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fair amount of one off jobs and all of that

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well done though yeah it's been all about your week my week's been um eventful weather-wise so last

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back in the last week's Tuesday now before it comes out so back in the last week I had loads of window

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cleaning work and I had like one day where I had like 24 jobs and I'd

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just managed to get them done before the rain the rain started so yeah I was sort of fighting the

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weather last last week but nothing eventful and then yesterday I cleaned a school and it was

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flipping epic if you haven't looked at the pictures look at the pictures I think it came up

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incredible curbside cleaning page you record any of? I've done a video, yeah, just a

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just a short, not like a, it's not going on YouTube. It was actually surprisingly really

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mossy. It was it was more green, more algae, but the top section, so at the front of the

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school, the bulk of the school, top section above the windows was mossy, but that was the only bit that was mossy.

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So what's the difference between moss and algae?

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So algae's just green, like pond.

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Pond, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, and mossy's the actual furry pond?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Right, okay, I gotcha.

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So why would algae sit on brickwork like that?

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That was really weird.

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I think it's probably never been cleaned,

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and it's just years and years of filth. But the pictures didn't really do it justice. It looked a hell of a lot better in person. Oh, mate, I thought, I could appreciate it from the pictures.

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Yeah, I started editing the video clips that I've done this morning, so I'm hoping they come up. They came out a little bit nicer. The trouble is when you've filmed two hours of content and I've shortened it down into a minute and a half, the computer can't render it. So I've had to speed it all upexport it so it creates a minute and a half clip and then I'll go back in and edit that minute and a half clip

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and remove all the dead parts but I didn't have time to finish that this morning

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and it came up really well

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yeah and then today back on the windows I've got a couple more pressure washing jobs this week which I'm looking forward to you've got a couple more pressure washing jobs this week, which I'm looking forward to.

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You've got, you've done it with me last year, actually. Do you remember we took the selfie in Rochester on the grey driver? Yeah, you're doing that one again.

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And then Thursday I've got driveway patio and front porch roof tiles. Nice. Again, we've done similar job in in Rochester like that.

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But yeah, just cruising by really. I am fortunate that I am like chocka block for the next six weeks and I've got good days.

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Yeah, well as in financial. Yeah, yeah, financial, good days.

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But I found out yesterday one of my upcoming clients has, he's got a bit of a problem and he's got a boat. And he got arrested on his boat with some substance. Yeah.

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The root cause of his problem.

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Right.

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And then his restaurant that I meant to be working out got raided apparently. So I'm meant to be cleaning it next Monday. So I'm hoping that still

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comes it goes ahead oh I think was his boat I've just been told

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mate that's a proper playboy lifestyle that yeah yeah yeah he's married with two kids so

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yeah but yeah I don't know I don't know if that will go ahead so I might have a

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couple of days off but if I do I'm meant to be doing that like that family's driver

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and patio as well the same week.

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So it's like 750 kids worth of work

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in a week. Yeah, potentially.

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If they've got to pay lawyer fees or something

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or bail.

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Might not go ahead.

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So I love how bravely I'm talking about this.

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Like, they're never going to watch it.

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No, that'll be right.

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I've read an interesting fact right yeah

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someone will probably pull me up on this but you know like if if coppers catch

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you with drugs yeah class a like Coke yeah if you've got say like let's say you got

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150 grams of it right which is quite a lot yeah they have to wash it and get the true

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actual yeah purity because if you've got 150 grams and only 10 of its coke and the rest of its flour,

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they can't nick you for the flour.

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Yeah, really?

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Does that make sense?

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Yeah, but it should.

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It'd be intent to supply, wouldn't it?

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Totally.

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Regardless of what the percentage of it is.

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But then you could argue and say like, well, hang on a minute.

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Only five grams of it is actually coke, the rest of its flour.

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And then they go, oh, I suppose you're right, really.

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I can't. I bet they wouldn't do it unless you argued.

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You'd have to argue the toss of it.

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You'd have to say, look, ain't Coke, it's flour. Yeah.

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It's flour and I dropped a bag of Coke in it.

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But it's weird though, isn't it?

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's like even with, I don't know if this is true or not,

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but apparently even with like cannabis plants, they'll look at the plants, yeah, but then, I don't know if this is sure or not, but then they weigh the bud, they weigh like the flour. don't know if it's sure not, but then they weigh the bud. They weigh like the flower.

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It depends on if they sniff or smoke, didn't it? Because if they do, then they're...

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We're all going missing.

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Right, shall we get on to today's topic?

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So the question on everyone's lips today is, can you start a new business in 2024 without social media?

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Or is it a necessity to have social media now i

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very social media heavy yeah you pretty much started you mean you had facebook didn't you but

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yeah it wasn't that hasn't been the main source of your inquiries on nothing no i remember

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when you first started posting on facebook i told you just a video and you got a job off it

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and you just didn't shut up about it for about two weeks.

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I could not believe my luck.

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Yeah, that was incredible.

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Dan was like fucking a Saudi Arabian prince that week.

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I thought I was, yeah.

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I'm getting in the castle.

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Look at me.

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I got a chair.

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I was DM in everyone.

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I was hitting up Nicky Menage.

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You up big girls.

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Like, mate, do you want your gutters cleaned?

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It was...

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Oh, you might have seen my video on Facebook.

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You might be one of the 2,000 people that was it.

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No, it was a gutter clean.

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It was my job.

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It was on your job.

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And then I put it up and I thought,

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oh, this is quite satisfying video.

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And then literally, I mean, I've never had luck like it.

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And then as soon as it went up, someone messaged me that night. And I was like, what? See, I would disagree that luck like it. And then as soon as it went up, someone messaged me that night.

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And I was like, what?

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See, I would disagree that it's luck.

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No, it's not luck because I've done it.

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And I think it's a numbers game.

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So, like, you could have put that video up and got nothing.

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And then you would argue social media is shit.

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Yeah.

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But if you'd put 100 videos up and you'd had 10 jobs, say, one in 10.

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But those 10 jobs are worth 120 quid each.

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Totally, yeah, numbers game, isn't it?

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Yeah. Numbers game. But it was blinding.

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You'll be ready to use that video again soon.

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Why?

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It's not been up for like a year. You can just use it again.

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Oh, that's what you mean?

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Content, you don't create content and then use it once and then...

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Yeah, some videos are too good, isn't they?

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Yeah, yeah.

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But I think I had a really interesting chat about with a fella.

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He's actually in Dubai, and he does like for all this mentoring stuff.

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And he said that he come in the room and he was talking about advertising on social media

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and why wouldn't you advertise on social media.

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And he says, look at that billboard outside, right?

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And it was a very busy intersection.

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He said, how much trek in that billboard is?

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And we've said, like, I'm a thousand pound a week.

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Yeah, 800 pound a week, all the rest of it, right?

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I think billboards are roughly about 800 a month, in there.

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Depends on where they are.

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It's all right.

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There's one at Gallo's Corner, not Gallo's Corner, a fortune of war round, but I run up once. And I think they said it was something like 800 pound a month, and then you have to, you rent the billboard space space and then they supply the advert in terms of the print.

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And they paste it on and all that, yeah.

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So it's about 800 pound a month and then 600 for the board and whatnot. But then how many people drive down that row? Quite a few, yeah. But then how many people are on Facebook? Yeah.

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If you put that 800 quid towards Facebook over the course of six weeks.

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It's colossal. Or over the course of the month for four weeks, so 200 quid a month spend, a week spend.

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I think you'd reach. I know. In this situation though, it's very dependent on your type of business. So if we try and keep it towards what we do, because you're if you're selling something that can be

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sending the post then facebook is always going to be better than a local billboard ad yeah but for

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someone like us a local billboard ad actually probably yeah be quite helpful I just think the

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prices of the billboard ads are a little bit disproportionate in this day and age.

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I think they're ridiculous money.

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Because you notice recently as well, we've been down to Southend, not the Royals, one at the other end, South in Victoria.

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They've got a new electric one on the wall now.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Big bright thing in your face.

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So that costs some, well, it's going to be a LED in it.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So it's not going to cost a head of a lot to run.

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But if you stop paying your bill, they're switching it off. It's not like they've got to go down and rip it down.

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It's all plastered on.

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So they can change it as quickly as they can put it up there for you.

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Yeah.

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They're probably going to pay more for that because it's lit up as well and it's new and it's shiny.

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I don't think it's as obvious as the one on the roundabout.

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Are you one of these people that gets blown away by some advertising?

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Like, I'll give you an example, right?

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Do you ever watch the World Cup and see like the McDonald's advertised

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and be like, I could really go out of Burger?

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See, that blows my mind as well.

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And like when they say like Threat and Red Bull,

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Red Bull's car, yeah?

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I know Red Bull exists.

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You don't have to drive a Formula One car

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for me to know you exist.

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No, but I think they've been doing that

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since before you knew Red Bull exists.

Speaker 1955.98s - 970.12s

Totally. Existed. But I think in terms of social media, it's free to make. Yeah, you can put a couple of pictures up and just keep the name going,even if you just share a few bits here and there. But I think it's more attacking the subliminal mind.

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Yeah.

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I think, well, subconscious mind, should I say, because it's always in the back of someone's head. Do you know what I mean?

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Well, there's a couple of fun facts here. So I'm pretty sure my numbers might be slightly off here. But before someone buys from you, if you're selling them via marketing they want to see you seven times right so the rule of seven so they want to get your leaflet through the door then they might go on your website yeah then you've got retargeting fromyour website so then you come up on facebook then is that how that works yeah or they might have

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gone so you have a retargeting pixel on your on a web page

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So once they've clicked on that web page, it will track them around the instances all cookies and all that's all that shit yeah

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They track them around the internet and then you know when you have adverts come up and they're tailored So like and you go oh I've talked about that

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How did they know I've been on that website? That's remarketing. So you see it again.

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Or they might have filled in a form.

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You can do a form on Facebook, can't you?

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Like a quiz or something for a form.

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So you've got their contact details and you email them. And then they read your email and they go back on your website and they see your Facebook again.

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So seven times before they buy with you, that's something that someone's worked out

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somewhere along the line.

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Yeah, it makes sense.

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Radio, I think, is something like 15 times as well if you advertise on radio, so it's not as great return.

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So, you know, when you're listening to radio

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with adverts, so not BBC,

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and they do like two songs in the adverts. Yeah. That's because average listening duration of someone listening to radio is like 18 minutes. Right. So if they do two songs in an advert, they can get three adverts in front of you in that 18 minutes. Right.Yeah, yeah. On average.

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And yeah, and where they've got to hear the advert from you on the radio for you to pay attention is more because you're not always actively paying attention to the radio

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like you would do to the TV or Facebook or Instagram whatever

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so the intent to buy is smaller

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yeah it's um I think it's an interesting one it definitely is because not all of them are going to win and I think a lot of people know also that a lot of them are not going to win. Do you see what I mean?

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Yeah, I think people put too much trust in Facebook.

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So they go, oh, advertise on Facebook.

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I'll boost that post and I'll get loads of work.

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But that's not how it works.

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It's not like Google pay per click where you pay for an inquiry.

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I've spent like 300 quid on Facebook adverts.

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Yeah, because what you're doing on an advert on Facebook

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and no fault of your own, but you've not got the marketing experience. If you're going to boost something on Facebook, you want something that's going to collect their data, so you'd boost something like fill in this form and get 10% off any of our services.Yeah.

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So you're capturing their data.

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Obviously you'd make it less obvious than that, but you'd want something along those lines. Whereas if you'd put that money into Google, pay-per-click, if someone searches garden clearance lately, and you come up,they're directly looking for a service you offer. So when they then click on your link,

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they're more likely to inquire

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because it's intent-based marketing, yeah.

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So they've got intention to buy your product. Whereas Facebook, you're shoving it in front of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So you're just putting it in front of their eyes, hoping that they've got a garden that needs clearing

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or whatever it might be, is it's advertising.

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No, it makes total sense. So you you're 300 quid on Facebook that returned nothing could have

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returned you yeah I only 15 inquiries agreed and then you'd like a close to or three

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but well even then then that's just stage one getting the inquiries is stage one you've

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then got to be able to sell it yeah and. And I think marketing, although it's very important, is only a small portion of the whole business

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growth structure.

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Agreed, yeah.

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So social media for me is an absolute must, but not for build.

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It's not like a tool to build a business for me.

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How many times have you, so to interrupt, how many times have you found a website

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and it is dynamite or a leaflet and you think,

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God, this is incredible.

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And then you ring it in an absolute idiot answer to the phone.

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And you think, mate, I'm not buying off you.

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You've sold me, but you've sold me away from you,

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mate. I'm not fucking gonna give you my money.

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Point about what you said about the,

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I've got a good story about that actually.

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So I'm looking for a van-mounted pressure

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as we know.

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Yeah.

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There are several van mounted pressure washer companies popular ones right

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pardon me and I'm not gonna I'm still using them and the only reason I'm not

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digging them out is because we've got the expo coming up so life is gonna be very

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busy for them yeah but I had this conversation with Jake about how I've emailed them twice, and I pointed out that there's a contact form broken on their website. Right.

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That's good start, huh?

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I said, I appreciate you busy, but your contact form doesn't work. Here's my inquiry as well. So you know, you can fix it and get back to me. I haven't heard from them. And how long ago was that? Three or four weeks.What? Nearly a month? Yeah. Right. And I know their email works because I'd ordered something from them and they didn't send out.They can tell me it got lost. They didn't get sent out because once I got up, I chased them up three times before they

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went, okay, we'll send out again. And then all of a sudden I got your parcel's on its way text message, which I didn't get originally, so they definitely didn't send it out. But it's fine. Mistakes happen. Have you pissed them off?I don't think so.

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Mistakes happen, right? And the expo is coming up to they're extra busy.

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But I said to Jake, I said, if they're that busy that they can't like,

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or stuff's going wrong, they need to employ it a girl. Just to respond?

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Just to respond to me. He went, yeah, yeah, they've got one of them.

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No way. I was like, mate, what the fuck is going on down there?

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Yeah, that's a meltdown, that's a shit show.

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And they're a really good company.

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I absolutely love the company.

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I think their branding is on point, and I love what they do.

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And my experience with them that side of things has just absolutely let me down.

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And it's just heartbreaking.

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And you think it looks quality online and they're building van-mounted systems

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all the time on Instagram

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and everyone's like having a great time.

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And then you email them and you just don't get a reply.

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And I'm just like, oh man, I want to give you so much money. Yeah, but it's like...

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Right, now I don't.

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Yeah, totally. Mate, totally. It's interesting, isn't it? And they don't... I mean, I think they do a lot of social, not social media, but SEO marketing, but they don't do any social media marketing.They just do posts. And I've seen those posts, however many times over.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And I've called, right, that's the company I want to use.

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Yeah, yeah, you're so completely, yeah.

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But now I'm like second-guessing myself.

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So now I'm inquiring with other companies to see if they can fulfill what I want done.

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Especially when you're talking like, I mean, this is why it's very vital to always treat everyone like they're going to spend the most amount of money.

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Yeah.

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Because how do they know, I mean, a van mounted system is like what, five to eight grand, nearly 10 grand? Yeah, I'm hoping to do it a little bit cheaper than that.

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I'm not going to anything fancy. Should you say five grand?

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Five grand? So potentially you're going to spend five grand, yeah? Yeah.

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I think I'll be five with extras on top.

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Right, but then they don't know you didn't have a fleet of 20 vans at all this. Do you see what I mean? Yeah.

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And it's like, all right, they might have read that email and going, look at this arson trying to tell us about our business. Fuck him off.

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It's like, mate, he's got five grandmody to spend. Don't throw that inquiry away. No, some people think they're so busy. Maybe they just don't need the work.

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There's a saying for that. I learned it the other day. And it's one hot day, don't make a summer.

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Yeah.

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Right? So it's like you might be dynamite of one thing, but you've got to be dynamite at a lot of things. You've got to keep the ball rolling.

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This is a conversation. I can't remember if we had it on the podcast or I had it with Jay privately, the painter and decorator we had on.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And how he's really busy through word of mouth.

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Yeah, yeah. I said, once you've painted everyone's rooms and you get seven or eight clients that don't recommend you to someone else or they do recommend you, but you're out of their mate's price range. price range yeah yeah where's your inquiries coming from see yeah

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it's like you're hot right now and you've got too much work than you can take on but it doesn't

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mean you should take your foot off the gas for the marketing because a day will come where you sit there and you go shit I, I've got no work.

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But then being the devil's, I know what you're saying, right? And this has crossed my mind. And you shared a clip and it's like if you don't innovate, you evaporating all this jazz. And it's like always you've got to be moving with the times and changing you.

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And then I know that you're going to laugh your head off.

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I sit there and I think about Red Bull, right?

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A can of Red Ball is unchanged for like 70 or 80 years or whenever it was, I think he was in the 50s, when it was 60s?

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Yeah.

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And you think it's hardly changed. I know they do a diet version, but it's like, what if everyone woke up tomorrow and there was a huge, like, fitness pro, right? No sugar.

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There's loads of Red Bulls.

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No, right, but it's a sugary drink in a can, yeah?

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Yeah, they do zero sugar ones.

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Yeah, I know they do zero sugary ones. But it's like even cigarettes, right? It's like... Oh, what if legislation changes?

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Well, it's not that. It's like, if everyone woke up tomorrow and that man didn't have any houses to paint, it's like, yeah, okay. But what if everyone woke up and said, right, smoking's terrible for you?Everyone's going to stop smoking. All them cigarette companies are going to go out. But it's almost like... I wouldn't be surprised for cigarette companies. I own the vape companies. They do.But what I'm getting at is, is like, there's a lot of industries built on a lot of weird stuff. Yeah. As in like just like repeat customers just off of a whim. Yeah. I'm not saying

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it doesn't happen. Do you see what I mean? Yeah. And I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but it doesn't

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make you bulletproof. Oh no, no. There'll be one or two painters who like, so like Jake could get in with

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a housing association

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and have 8,000 houses to paint over the next 25 years. Like that could be a contract.

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Never has to mark it again. Has work for life.

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But there's going to be people like that who like, or who have like a holiday home in Thailand and they go to Thailand six times the year and then they only need six times work. Yeah.

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Like, they're anomalies.

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Like for me and you, so like you've said about in the past, building a bigger business, taking on staff.

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Yeah.

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If you're going to do that, you need to always have more inquiries than you can handle.

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That is your one and true goal to have more inquiries.

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You want to be turning, not turning work away.

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You want to be quoting it and saying it's a three month wait. Yeah, yeah, I know exactly.

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And then you can go, right, I can take on another person and speed up the work. Right, and then you've got a little buffer and the work's booked in. And like, because people, I get it now, I'm six weeks waiting this and people don't want to wait.

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And they'll go, oh no, I'll get someone else to do it, thanks. I think, well well if I had someone with me I could potentially squeeze in another job here or there but my

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my goal at the moment is slightly different to that but I want more inquiries than I can

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handle yeah yeah because that's how it and that's how you grow business see it's

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interesting because I was thinking about this because it's like, is it more inquiries than what you can handle

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or are we just playing on a different field than what we should be playing on?

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Because it's like since I've started, all right, a little bit's changed. But in terms of inquiries, not really a lot's changed. Whereas in terms of getting like a group of three or four lads and we're going out smashing it every day in a couple of hands, am I playing in the wrong field? Do I need to be playing in like the council's field?Do you understand?

Speaker 01664.78s - 1672.48s

Yeah. I need to be swimming around with them big boys. No, I think you're just thinking about it too much. Do you think? Do you think the world's changed since you started business 18 months ago?

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No, I'm not saying the world's changed. I'm saying like, if I want to get a maintenance contract for like the Tower of London, really, I'm not going to bump into the owner in Wickford, am I? He goes to different meetings.

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He does different things. Yeah. you're saying yeah so I think as as a rule of thumb for anyone who wants to grow a business in our sector first and foremost you want a little bit of money

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from a lot of people yeah a lot of the time so you want to have your callouts.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So you want four or five callouts a day.

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Yeah.

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Coming in, that's your bread and butter.

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Oh, mate, four or five a day, I'll be retired.

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So that's like my window cleaning, yeah?

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So I've got a little bit of money for that. And then... Four or five a week, mate. And then I can start marketing for medium-sized jobs,

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press washing roof cleaning, all that stuff.

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And then bring them in...

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And then once you then take someone on, because you've got solid flow of income of inquiries, you can have always taken someone on because the work's always there.

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And then your time can be spent looking for bigger contracts. So that's when you want to start going, right, macros, can I be your maintenance guy?

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Yeah, yeah.

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You know, these big warehouses. What you just said there, once you have a solid income, yeah, or a steady income,

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so what's solid and what's steady? As in, like, in your idea.

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So, like, this is, you, as a business owner, self-employed,

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you've got to have a little bit more trust in your income.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Because there's no such thing as steady or, no, that's what, yeah, when I heard it,

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so what's steady?

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But the work you've done to build up, so you're getting your reviews, you're on check

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trade.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you might want to start spending money on Facebook a little bit a month.

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Yeah.

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Start building up some inquiries there.

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You might want to start spending some money on Google PPC. Well, once you've got your website, spend a little money there. So you've got inquiries coming from from Google, you've got inquiries coming from Facebook and Instagram.

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Yeah. Inquiries coming from Checka Trade.

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And then once you're getting enough work where you've got three or four, you know, weeks worth of work,

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and then that's when you can start thinking about taking someone on. Yeah, of course. Because you don't want a week and a half's worth of work.

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And then all of a sudden, like, I don't know about you but checker trade for me i've had like two inquiries in the last two weeks yeah i haven't had a lot i've had 37 in the last

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month in the last two weeks i've had two so it really does if that's your only source of inquiry

Speaker 01816.08s - 1821.6s

yeah it's dried up spread your baskets around spread your eggs around in different baskets

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but your boys but your bones and different women spread your cheeks around in different baskets. Put your balls in different women.

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Spread your cheeks.

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Spread the cheeks.

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No, that's this way.

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Spread the business cheeks.

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That's this one.

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What? You get it, man. No, so you want to spread your inquiry glitter around.

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So you're getting inquiries from lots of different places. So if one dries up, you're still getting them. And then that's what gives you the security.

Speaker 01846.52s - 1856.92s

It's not, there's no such thing as security, but you create your own security. And then when you take someone on, that's when the anxiety hits you. Do you think you're anxious now?

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Let me do something.

Speaker 01859.34s - 1875.96s

That's when the anxiety hits you, because you're like responsible for another human's life. Yeah. And God forbid they've got a fucking mortgage and children and they're relying on you to feed their kids oh mate don't say that so that's why it's important to make sure you've got inquiries coming from all the

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different places no it makes sense it does make sense but you want to be spending that money on

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marketing before you take someone on because once you take take someone on and your mindset switches to, I've got to make sure they're paid at the end of the week or the end of the month,

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you're going to be less inclined to be spending money

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on stuff you don't know will work or not. Because they're still like, for me, I tried the Google PPC and it was working, it was alright. Is that paper click?

Speaker 11903s - 1908.32s

Yeah, yeah, but I was getting people click and then not inquire so I think maybe my website wasn't

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geared up for conversion as good as it should be and so that was costing me about 15 pound a click what one geyser one click yeah 15 pounds yeah yeah but you might have 150

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clicks a day no it actually set a budget.

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So you'll say you want to spend $300 a month.

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Right.

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Oh, it puts you at the top and then once you run out of budget, it just fucked you off.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 01935s - 1937s

What, and then what, it takes you off and you're gone off Google?

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No, no, no, off of a PPC, so it's sponsored for the top of Google.

Speaker 01941s - 1943s

That's it, I didn't know that existed.

Speaker 11943s - 1945.38s

But you bid for, so you bid for clicks.

Speaker 01949.5s - 1970.86s

So the more people that want, like, say, pressure washing mail, so if someone types into Google, pressure washing mailie, you get your PPC clicks, then you get your Map Pack, which will be Google My Business, then you get your organic SEO rankings. So the more people that want to search be found for Google, like pressure washing mailing,the higher the cost of the click. Because you're bidding against other people.

Speaker 11971.02s - 1972.52s

So that's why it goes up in value.

Speaker 31973.04s - 1975.78s

So then Google goes, right, well, you want it, you want it, you want it.

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There's 100 people that want it.

Speaker 01977.64s - 1994.08s

So now the cost is ÂŁ15 a click. And then people will start going, well, I've only spending $30, you know, a month or whatever, or $30 a week or whatever or 30 quid a week. So they get two clicks a week. Mate. But if that click converts, obviously.Google must be generating colossal.

Speaker 11994.32s - 2000.48s

Yeah, they don't need your money, mate. They definitely don't need it. But you think you've just said that on one industry and there might be 10 people competing.

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But now I say butcher's in Raleigh. You know what I mean?

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Now the dressmakers in Ralee.

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Like when does it stop? Like cab firms.illy you know what I mean now do dressmakers in Reilly like like when does it stop like cab firms do you know what I mean absolutely mate that's insane absolutely they definitely don't need your money though no no no no no that's why people think like I think probably anyone who's watching this podcast particularly don't matter how much money you spend on marketing you're not you're not spending lots of money

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yeah it might be a lot of money for us yeah no in the grand scheme of things like I was watching a podcast the other day

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and a guy was spending 100k a month on each of Google Facebook LinkedIn and something else he's spending 400 grand a month on marketing. And what does he do? I didn't get that far into the podcast,but it was the guy who was telling me, tell it, or telling me the podcast was a marketing agency. So he was talking about a client that came to him. He's like, there's levels of this shit, mate.

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He was talking to a guy on the phone, and he went, so we want to spend about 100 a weeks you know on each LinkedIn LinkedIn like LinkedIn who even thought

Speaker 02069.82s - 2081.9s

about marketing on LinkedIn first and foremost LinkedIn makes me feel sick mate I've started marketing on LinkedIn makes me feel sick when I've read some of what people some people say I hope it works out but I'm not holding my breath it's not oh it's the

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most cringiest environment yeah he's gone yeah gone, yeah, I want to do 100, 100 a month on each of these. And he's gone, what, like, 100 pound a month? He's gone, no, no, no, 100 grand a month.

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Imagine having that sort of, yeah. But like, so Google pay-per-click, if done properly.

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Mate, that's 4.8 million a year. Yeah, but Google paper-click, if done properly, obviously, if you $4.8 million a year. Yeah, but Google pay-per-click, if done properly,

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obviously if you're doing it yourself,

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you've got to work all this out yourself.

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If you go for an agency,

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they'll provide you with a ROWAS,

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which is a return on ad spend.

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So if you put in a grand a month,

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they will track the inquiries you get. You'll update those inquiries as to whether you've booked them in

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or, you know, whatever it might be.

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Obviously, it's a lot easier to work out if you're selling a product

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because they can track the person through to checkout.

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But you'd have to update it yourself in our industry.

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And then you'd get a return on ad spend.

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So if you spent ÂŁ1,000 on Google ads,

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and it returns you for grand's worth of work.

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Yeah.

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Well, you're just printing money effectively.

Speaker 12151.82s - 2160.88s

Do you think, so in your experience, as from curbside, what sort of return on your investment do you get on a thousand pound of advertising?

Speaker 02161.06s - 2193.56s

So my, when I was advertising with an agency, because you pay an agency fee, I was breaking even. Right. So I, what I put in, I was making double, but I was having to pay half of that. So I was spending 150 pound a month. Yeah. On ad spend, so 10 leads a month, but I was having to pay the person managing it 150 pound a month so those 10 leads were turning into like one booking which was like 300 quid oh that's ridiculous but then you're got the

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customer I guess isn't yeah yeah but I was fair in mind I was only spending

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150 so I was doubling my money yeah but I was paying for the privilege of

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someone doing that for me if I took the time to do it myself, yeah.

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Which is, it's not rocket science.

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But it's obviously time consuming.

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What other types of adverts have you done?

Speaker 02213.48s - 2215.9s

Have you done, like, have you said like a thousand pound on Facebook?

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Have you done so?

Speaker 02216.98s - 2219.32s

I've never done anything that big with this business.

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No, I mean collectively. Oh, collectively. So Facebook I've done probably, yeah, I've probably done a thousand pounds on Facebook collectively. What response did you get? I've got work out of it,, I've done probably, yeah, I've probably done a thousand pounds on Facebook collectively. What response did you get?

Speaker 02232.48s - 2232.84s

I've got work out of it, but I can't say I tracked it to the point where I know it works well.

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I've done Google Guaranteed for a little while.

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Right.

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That was really good. Yeah? Yeah. So, so explain what it is. So Google Guaranteed is slightly different from pay per click. So Google guaranteed is, instead of you pay per so Google guaranteed is instead of you pay per click with Google guaranteed you pay per phone call so and you only get charged if they're on thephone for longer than 30 seconds so if they call you and they're like wanking and breathing heavy down the phone yeah yeah you can hang up what you say Dan not now I'm busy so I'm trying to

Speaker 02259.08s - 2265.98s

spend my money and you don't get charged if you're not, unless you enjoy it for more than 30 seconds.

Speaker 12267.48s - 2269.14s

You normally nut before then,

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then hang up, so yeah, you're good.

Speaker 12272.12s - 2275.36s

If they're calling you, the intent's much higher.

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So, for example, if I'm looking for fan man

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who pressure washer, I might go click on all of the sponsored ads

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and inquire with all of them,

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and then work out who's best, who actually replies to my email, you know, all that good stuff.

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When you do a phone call, obviously the intent's much higher. So I was closing a lot of the people that phoned me. Yeah, yeah. But a lot of that was carpet work, which at the time I didn't really

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want a massive amount of... Was you pushing some of it away?

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No, I was booking it, but then I got to a point, it was about this time last year probably,

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and I got to a point where I was four to six weeks waiting list.

Speaker 02315.04s - 2316.18s

Yeah, and that's the time enough.

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When they're calling, generally they want something a little bit sooner.

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So I stopped doing it because it became quite saturated and the

Speaker 12327.02s - 2331.32s

quality of the leads went down really yeah so they were like okay I'll call you

Speaker 02331.32s - 2336.2s

back and then you know they're just calling yeah just calling or I'd be like third

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in line and they'd be like I've just called two other companies they've said they

Speaker 02339.32s - 2344.3s

can do it for this much can you beat it yeah I'm like I'm not I don't do bidding

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wars mate I'm not an auctione here.

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So that fizzled out.

Speaker 02349.1s - 2350.62s

But you've got to try these things,

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like something that worked here,

Speaker 02353.38s - 2354.86s

if you're not from Essex,

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from somewhere else.

Speaker 02356.18s - 2357.8s

Yeah, what works here might not work anywhere else.

Speaker 22357.8s - 2359.28s

Yeah, and like someone,

Speaker 02359.62s - 2361.14s

Google guarantee, might not have kicked off

Speaker 12361.14s - 2362.98s

in Northamptonshire, for example.

Speaker 02364.12s - 2367.22s

So getting back to the original topic then about social media,

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what do you reckon is a good social media platform, Facebook or Instagram or LinkedIn?

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Nowadays, I think Instagram.

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Do you?

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Yeah, I genuinely do.

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I think the people that are looking for our industry, more so,

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and I think a lot of people at our age don't know how to put fucking screw in the wall.

Speaker 02386.36s - 2387.06s

Oh, mate, massive.

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So, and the people that are older

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that aren't on Instagram generally have more of an idea.

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Yeah.

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Like, my dad could hang

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some photo frames or a shelf.

Speaker 22398.04s - 2401.66s

Yeah. But he's not on Instagram. But my brother,

Speaker 02402.48s - 2413.78s

who's on Instagram, can't hang shelves. Can't hang shelves. Can barely brush his teeth in the morning. I hope he watches this. He's just bought a house in Colchester.

Speaker 12414.44s - 2416.34s

Well, he's fucking, he's clearly brushing his teeth right,

Speaker 02416.34s - 2419.04s

isn't he? I hope you're calling out if he covers Colchester.

Speaker 12419.2s - 2420.82s

He's clearly brushing his teeth right.

Speaker 02420.94s - 2421.9s

A couple of phone calls.

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See, I would say, I've never liked the way Instagram has been set up in terms of the commenting. I think Facebook flows a lot easier. Maybe it's just my old brain.

Speaker 02434.08s - 2435.62s

I think it's the people that use it.

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Yeah, I've always liked the way that like... Pause.

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I've always liked the way that Facebook, like, reads and you can write on it and it flows.

Speaker 12446.44s - 2459.86s

It's like if someone puts up a nice picture, it's like, yeah, you can look at the picture and then you can look at all the comments rather than like, I just find Instagram a little bit different to that and the captions are all like fucking ditty and, do you know what I mean? It's just a bit of a weird setup for me, Instagram. I've never really gel with it.

Speaker 02459.86s - 2461.1s

You know, you can make the right and bigger.

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No, it's not so much. I mean the whole flow of it. No, the whole flow of it.

Speaker 02465.26s - 2469s

I've never really got. I never really like that much. I'll be honest. I think it's exactly the same.

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Do you think? Well, they're owned by the same company. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mate her,

Speaker 02472.22s - 2477.94s

isn't it? But I've never really got on with Instagram. No, but I've fucking bugged you for 80 months to go on Instagram.

Speaker 12478.12s - 2482.48s

Yeah, no, I've got it, yeah. But I've, I don't... Now, let out look at me since I've got it.

Speaker 02482.54s - 2488.38s

I'm busy as an army fucking electrician. I don't really use either of them personally too much.

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But I use Instagram because it automatically posts Facebook.

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Yeah.

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So then I don't have to post in both places.

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I think your reach, to be honest with you, on Instagram is incredible.

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Like, I mean, look at these people that put these short videos up.

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I mean, like, you've only got to look at the comments in the side,

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and it's like one million clicks, like one million.

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My views on Facebook are much bigger than Instagram.

Speaker 12510.7s - 2511.58s

No, no, regardless.

Speaker 02511.66s - 2512.34s

For the same video.

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Yeah, but what I'm trying to get at is the reach of people that he can hear.

Speaker 02516.7s - 2518.9s

I mean, like, you've only got to have one, like one.

Speaker 12519.44s - 2521.56s

Some geezer in Canada might sing a good song yet.

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Yeah.

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And he can put it up on Instagram now. By the time we get home, it will be on our feed.

Speaker 02528.64s - 2535.36s

Yeah, yeah. But for us, that's not keep keeping it trying to keep it relevant to us that's not i'm talking about the reach it can get to yeah no but that's but you reach

Speaker 12535.36s - 2541.04s

you put an advert out for something yeah you reaching someone in canada or america is no good to you

Speaker 02541.04s - 2549.4s

whatsoever no no no no no and views doesn't do anything for you. No, you want to reach genuine homeowners in Essex.

Speaker 12549.98s - 2550.72s

That is your reach.

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And from my point of view, for you,

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because I'm talking about you, I'm not talking about me,

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you putting an ad out for, say,

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say shelf hanging, for example,

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the people that want to need help hanging a shelf putting an ad out for, say, shelf hanging, for example. Yeah. The people that want to need help hanging a shelf are going to be a younger generation

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that are going to be on Instagram over Facebook,

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if I had to choose.

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Yeah.

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I'd always say do both.

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Do you know, I'll tell you now, right,

Speaker 02579.9s - 2581.86s

coming from a handyman, this is no exaggeration.

Speaker 12582.38s - 2589.54s

There's a business out there now on, go on the internet and get the domain name mr shelf and get your van sign written

Speaker 02589.54s - 2593.66s

mr shelf and all you do is your shelf i'll tell you know about it's gone no but i'll tell

Speaker 12593.66s - 2597.74s

you know you'd be you'd be flat out you reckon fuck me mate unbelievable amount of shelves you

Speaker 02597.74s - 2603.68s

put up you man and you know another thing curtain poles yeah i must do three a week like and

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i'll tell you now it's like I reckon if I just done curtain poles

Speaker 02606.76s - 2613.6s

I'd have a good living. You know what as well? It's not a it's not a lack of tools because I bought a power drill from

Speaker 12613.6s - 2618.3s

Argos yeah for 20 quid then power drills a lot better than the unpowered drills in there yeah yeah

Speaker 02618.3s - 2622.64s

them unpowered ones are shit. Yeah, hand the hand ones would do the job though mate

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You bought it from Argos 20 quills really, mate. You bought it for a Marcos?

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20 quids.

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Really?

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Electric drill, yeah.

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Yeah.

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And what, it worked to a tree?

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Yeah, it worked fine.

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And did you put your curtain poles up?

Speaker 12633s - 2642s

No, I'm, but you could have put curtain up. What stopped you from doing it? What stopped you from doing it? I didn't have curtains, but... It's why you tell him about a job?

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Oh, it's in you can buy a drill. I'm saying it's not a lack of knowledge or lack of...

Speaker 12647.38s - 2650.6s

No, it's not like lawn mower where someone I ain't got a shed

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and they don't want to store a lawnmower so they pay a gardener to come do it. Yeah. You know what I mean? When a lawnmower is five, six hundred quid, like for a petrol lawnmower.

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I'll be honest with you, no. I mean, there is a bit of an element of you've got to know what you're doing.

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I'll be entirely on it. A little bit. It's very basic. It's very basic. Like, don't get me wrong. But yeah, there is an bit of an element of you've got to know what you're doing. I'll be entirely on it.

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A little bit. It's very basic. Like, don't get me wrong. But yeah, there is an element of like, you need to use.

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And the tolls you need is 20 quid.

Speaker 12671.26s - 2674.26s

And use a spirit level and things like that. Yeah, like, yeah, you need.

Speaker 02674.26s - 2678.58s

I mean, if you weren't bothered or if you had won't need to be that level, would it?

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You don't need a level.

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You can measure off the ceiling.

Speaker 12680.36s - 2683.72s

Mate, I'd put it up level and my missus would still tell me it's won't key.

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So I might as well just skip the spirit level completely I'll just like a hole there bang a hole there hope that you know just like it up yeah it's about right

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or just get one of those ones where you can get where you can clamp it after you've put the brackets on the wall so then it don't really matter done a job. Just the curtains don't stay closed because the rings fly.

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Do you want to hear a shocker?

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I had to cut a board in a ceiling. Mate, honestly, the things you do, right? And I had no tape measure. And I went out somewhere and I had my tape in my pocket and I measured something. I left it in on the table at home.

Speaker 32720.4s - 2722.08s

And I've gone to this job and I had no tape measure.

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And I needed a tape measure for the job. And I thought, it's getting done. I thought I'm not leaving it. I'm just getting done So I had a spirit level, right, a metre long spirit level And I offered the spirit level up right and I marked the spirit level and then came down and mark the board and cut it and offing it up and it fit

Speaker 02736.52s - 2755.6s

Yeah, yeah. I'm not letting it beat me like I'm not This board is getting up there if I've got to nibble the edges like it's going up But mate the things you get up to I've always been pretty good at like iron stuff up but when i was building the shelving in the van i didn't account for the curve of the wall oh really so that was proper fucked did you know

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that's a thing did you know that's actually a scientific fit you know you know they say we've got

Speaker 02759.66s - 2764.48s

six senses yeah yeah oh no no no five senses that you got of six cents you know there's a lot more

Speaker 12764.48s - 2765.88s

that you know there's like 18 senses is it yeah there's a lot more. You know, there's like 18 senses.

Speaker 02766.24s - 2768.36s

Is it? Yeah, there's a lot more. You know, like, when you can...

Speaker 12768.36s - 2769.56s

You've got gay, though, isn't you?

Speaker 02770.4s - 2773.76s

Yeah, yeah. It's going to make a joke then, but I don't want to...

Speaker 12773.76s - 2776.28s

You know, like, you feel the presence of someone behind you.

Speaker 02776.58s - 2779.58s

Yeah. That's a sense. Yeah, and you can, like, loads of little things.

Speaker 12779.68s - 2780.6s

No, no, no, no, no, no joke.

Speaker 02781.04s - 2782.94s

You must... Your one must go off all the time.

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The amount of bloke you have you like, yeah!

Speaker 02785.34s - 2786.96s

But one of the senses is, right? So, this fella taught me. No, no joke. You must have. One must go off all the time with the amount of bloke you. F-I-J, yay!

Speaker 12788.9s - 2788.98s

But one of the senses is, right,

Speaker 02790.16s - 2790.66s

this fella taught me this.

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You know if you're framing something,

Speaker 12794.66s - 2797.9s

any dry liners watching this, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. If you're framing something, you put studs in a wall, yeah?

Speaker 02798.06s - 2800.22s

Yeah. If you're putting two or three boards on top of each other, right?

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If you're hammering, yeah, you'll put the nail up and you'll hammer it. You'll put the next board up, right? More often than what you think, you'll hit the same nail by going in again. Yeah. Does that make sense? So like if you screwed this like a patras up,

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yeah, timber patras up. And then we offered plasterboard up and tried to screw the plasterboard.

Speaker 12818s - 2822.66s

We'd hit the screw again, but that's just our brains like yeah, yeah, mate, it's actually mind

Speaker 02822.66s - 2828.92s

blowing if you've hit it and you think, mate, what's the that like you do it more often than not yeah yeah I don't know

Speaker 12828.92s - 2833s

how we got on that talking about I just love that made the joke about you getting entered from

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behind getting my ears ripped off me right what do you guys think leave us uh we've had

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oh mate we've had some brilliant engagement you've not seen it have you because I replied to them

Speaker 02843.74s - 2846.78s

this morning we've had like three or four comments on the latest video.

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People really engaging with us, yeah.

Speaker 02850.04s - 2852.16s

What? Is it in podcasts or the one where you fucked up the chat?

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What?

Speaker 02853.22s - 2854.28s

The little short you don't.

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No, no, no, the podcast.

Speaker 02855.56s - 2855.86s

Oh, really?

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Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 02856.36s - 2856.96s

Oh, this is good, yeah.

Speaker 12856.98s - 2857.72s

You have to go have a look.

Speaker 02858.02s - 2859.92s

Isn't that, we're getting a good audience now.

Speaker 12860s - 2863.94s

Yeah, but people are actually engaging with our content, which are, that makes me so hard.

Speaker 02864.06s - 2864.96s

I mean, I love it.

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No, it's good, mate.

Speaker 02868.78s - 2876.08s

Every time we do a podcast, if a little extra person or someone and then we get another comment.

Speaker 12876.96s - 2878.38s

It's nice that we're getting comments.

Speaker 02878.58s - 2881.72s

When we started out there with not even a bit of grass or a name.

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You know when we first started and Dan was like, mate, we're going to have a million views by the end of the year.

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And I was like, fucking hold your horses, mate.

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I've been through this roller coaster once already.

Speaker 02892.14s - 2893.22s

Didn't we do the maths on it?

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We got 100,000?

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What do you get 100,000 of?

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Collectively, didn't we?

Speaker 02898.16s - 2898.48s

What?

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I swear we've done the maths on this the other day.

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100,000?

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Yeah, collectively across every video and short and everything.

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I think a thousand?000? Yeah, collectively, I cross every video and short and everything. I think a thousand.

Speaker 12907.72s - 2908.28s

Surely, yeah?

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Yeah, yeah.

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100,000 is huge, man.

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We are huge, mate.

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We're fucking massive.

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Yeah, but I think there's a thousand and one of the shorts got like 995 views.

Speaker 12918.36s - 2923.76s

Basically, isn't it? It's like... But now we're absolutely flying.

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We are doing well. Every episode we get a little bit better.

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Yeah, of course we're doing.

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It's a learning process, isn't it? It's a split between audio and visual watches.

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We'd probably do this if no one watches us.

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We did do this with no one watches us. And that's why we're better than you. Right? No, but...

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Oh, mate, what about the older... Who did I see in the garden centre? What's his name?

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Stephen Moe Hurd? He's gay, oh.

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Did you feel him behind her?

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No, mate, so is he gay?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Right, so yeah.

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So, yeah, because when I...

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He was there with his boyfriend?

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Not in a bloke's hand. No, but we had a funny... I don't remember, very... I was going to say the funny joke about Jake said he shouted out of state cleaning as our security just carried him across the car farm.I don't know why I brought it up.

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You don't want to try again.

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Mate, I don't know why that was in my head and I had to say it. That was the...

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That was a risal with a tizzle, mate.

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That was a rizzle with a tizzle.

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The tism's kicking in.

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Anyway, this podcast, I'm going to... I'm going to... Not that you'll know this before you listen to it because you've already listened to the whole thing. Well, I'm going to launch it at 8am on Saturday, which is an hour earlier than usual, so that you can all listen to it on the way to the cleaning expo because it comes out the morning of the expo.

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Yes, and we'll be there listening to it on the way.

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And if you've listened to this podcast on the way to the expo, let us know. Somehow, in person. You can let us know in person, because we're gonna be there.

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We're gonna be there, and if you wanna jump on the camera, because we're gonna do the short questions, feel free, you gotta come over and say to us. Yeah, I'll put out that short video, so everyone knows about that.

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Massive, we're gonna be there.

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I got my point across.

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Yeah, yeah.

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40 times, you did.

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Yeah, yeah. No, we'll be there, we'll be a t-shirted, branded up, come over, say hello. You won't be able to miss us. And let. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we'll be there. We'll be a T-shirted, branded up. Come over, say hello. You won't be able to miss us. And let us know if you watched itand what your fault's on. I'm going to be standing behind Dan so he knows I'm there. With a presence, mate. Briefing in his ears. Anyway, guys, thank you for watchingand we will catch you next time.

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Stay cleaning.