Kill Taylor Ep. 2 | Random CrossFitters take on Taylor Self LIVE
by Sevan Matossian
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About This Episode
79:19 minutes
published 13 days ago
American English
© 2023 The Sevan Podcast
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Bam, welcome to Kill Taylor ORG. In the top left-hand corner is Andrew Hiller from Hiller Fit ORG right below him. Tyler Watkins PERSON. Hewant app.
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Founder of the Heat One PRODUCT app.
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Caleb Beaver PERSON on the back end running the clock.
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Bryson oversight shirt Del Monte running the pyrotechnics at the facility.
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You are looking at CrossFit Charlotte ORG.
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You are looking at the animal that we have learned to love
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and know as Taylor PERSON's self.
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This show is brought to you by Vindicate, VNDK8.com ORG. It's $1,000 if you can beat Taylor PERSON. And here, the moment we've been waiting for, the workout, week two, for $1,000.
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$21 calories if you have a penis, 15 calories if you have a vagina.
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21 burpee box getovers to 48 inches, regardless of your genitalia.
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21 bar muscle ups.
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Is it a genitalia check mandatory before we start?
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He will be going here in like 50 seconds. Also, like any good show, we brought in some star power, the quarterback of the Chicago Bears ORG. Tyson, Baygent PERSON, also hardcore crossfitter. Tyson, I'll show you the workout one more time, buddy. You ready for this?
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Yeah.
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Here we go.
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21 calories, 21 burpee box getovers, 48 inches, 21 bar muscle ups,
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Taylor Self in the house, Andrew Hiller, Tyler Watkins PERSON,
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Tyson, Bajent, and me, the Sevan ORG podcast.
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We're very close to starting.
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We got a new clock on the wall.
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Caleb PERSON will fire up the clock in the lower left-hand corner.
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Watch closely. This will be the time clock in the lower left-hand corner. Watch closely. This will be the time that you guys will all want to beat that none of you have a chance of beating.
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And that's why we're pretending to give you $1,000 if you can beat them.
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Oh, here we go.
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Underover, Hiller PERSON.
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Underover GPE, what? What's the line?
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Five, four, three, two, one, go.
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Three. I'm going to take some of over under three minutes. Three minutes?
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I go under.
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It's going to be a touch over three, TIME not much.
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Come on, Taylor PERSON.
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Oh, no.
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Just kidding.
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Oh, shit.
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All right.
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What happened? What right. What happened?
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What happened?
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What happened?
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Somebody puts a clock to stop at 10.
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Oh,
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oh shit.
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How pissed is he?
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Andrew PERSON, how pissed is he?
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10 out of 10 pissed.
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That's the most infuriating thing in the planet.
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Is he going to get a crazy adrenaline dump?
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No, it'll be fine.
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It's just, you want to throw
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on, Tyler, let me ask a real athlete here.
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Hold on, Tyler. Tyson PERSON, you walk out onto the field,
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you think the game's going to start, and then it doesn't start,
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or there's an off-sides penalty.
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How do you manage that? Is he pissed?
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It's fucked. The whole thing's fucked.
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Hey, give me the workout one more time.
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Give me the workout?
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The workout, I'll pull the workout up on the screen one more time here. The workout is 21 calories for the boys, 15 for the girls, and 21 burpee boxovers at 48 inches and 21 bar muscle ups.
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Brought to you by Vindicate, VnDK8.com. It's all the apparel for all the cool kids is there.
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We have the countdown again. Right now?
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If you're not cool, you can also buy from Vindicate ORG.
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I'm just so everybody knows.
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I don't want anyone wearing my shit unless they're cool. Fair.
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Taylor's still of our first false, some sort of false start, a clock malfunction.
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Five, blue balled.
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Makes me want to throw up.
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Two, one.
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Go.
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I said it was going to be over three.
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It's going to be under three.
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Because those.
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Under three box skidovers, he's going to probably do about 13 a minute.
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2.35.
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235?
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235.
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Under over 235? 235? 235. Under over 235?
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Because I'm going over.
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Hey, the reason the agent predicting a 235, what do you predict,
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Probably, I'll go, I'll go with the over.
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Price is right style, but I'll give you at 244.
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242.
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Oh, and how are you coming up with that time?
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Can you break it up by piece?
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Well, if you're doing a longer workout,
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you kind of hang on to 20 cal's QUANTITY a minute if you're a guy,
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but he's going after one shot at it.
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That'll be about 50 seconds.
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The burpee box get over is about 13 reps a minute if he's sprinting it,
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and then he's doing the bar-bossed reps on Broke PRODUCT.
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Wow.
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You're 50 seconds.
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48 seconds.
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Yeah.
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Oh, there we go.
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The clock in the lower left-hand corner is working again.
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Nice work, Caleb PERSON.
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Three or four seconds a rep.
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Right here.
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Transition was immaculate from the rower to the box.
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Jason, do you ever do these with that wall you got in your backyard?
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This shit I do is way harder than this.
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Yeah.
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Oh, we got a 256, guess.
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So everyone agrees under three minutes.
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Yeah, it'll be under three.
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Is he not going fast enough?
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I have that burpee on the floor.
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You might be worried about the bar muscle up at the price.
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Yeah, you got to have some juice getting to the muscle up.
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Come on, Taylor PERSON.
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I feel like he should be showing a little more athleticism here.
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A little bit more quick twitch.
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Yeah, a little spring, a little spring up there.
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What about his wide grip on the box?
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That's okay.
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I've even seen people kind of grab. See, I was grabbing the end of the box with that outside hand. That's kind. I've even seen people kind of grab.
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See, I was grabbing the end of the box with that outside hand.
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That's kind of what people will do.
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Now, what we're going to have a fun time with is people call in is getting on people for
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going around the box.
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He's doing a good job getting over the middle of it.
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Okay.
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Important distinction.
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Did you hear that people?
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You have to go over the box, not around it.
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Oh.
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Yeah, back legs going right through the middle that was good
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now he's gonna go unbroken yeah 244 here we go it's not gonna happen 21 mark most
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so that's one he's not gonna do it unbroken i mean he will with the times our times are all
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gonna be too slow it'll be just shy of three it's looking like this is gonna be his fifth
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five six wow those looks so good seven is this is his thing
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eight oh he's over three minutes
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cave he's not going
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13 to 8 are you out of your mind
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he's at 11 unbroken already
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I bet I bet he can go 40 to 50
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unbroken 13 you think
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oh yeah that's more that's more than Hiller PERSON's record.
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I know it is.
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Yeah, he's better at the bottom muscle than I.
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Jonathan Ortega putting in the last minute guess at 315.
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Juno went to 3.45.
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Oh, damn.
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18.
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We were all quick.
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This is going to be his 20th, and then he's got one more.
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Last one coming up.
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You can't put in a last minute a guess.
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Oh, damn.
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312.
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312.
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No one's going to touch that. Wow.
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Wow. Okay, really quick here. Which clock are we going off of? The one in the room, correct?
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The one in the room, yeah.
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Okay.
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And so we got a 312. 312.
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And we can always do a replay.
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Right off the bat.
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what did you think about his performance?
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Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I think that 99% of the world would still be doing this workout
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at seven minutes. Are they getting off the rower?
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Tyler, any concerns about him not being quicker on the row or the boxovers? I know that
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the muscle ups look just about perfect.
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You could do the boxovers faster, but you're going to fuck yourself for the muscle ups. And his muscle ups were perfect. I don't think you can beat him.
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Hiller, this is a game of seconds, and he did take a, I'm going to guess what looked like maybe a two-second transition time between the box and the muscle ups. He stood under the bar for about one second, and then I think he could have got up theretwo seconds faster if you would have taken out all the dilly-dallying. Is that a fuck up on his part?
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No, because I think that anybody's going to underestimate how much chest and pressing is involved in this burpee box to get over, which is probably why we almost failed that 21st wrap.
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So it's not just a block over.
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You're saying because the box is so high,
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there's a big chest and tricep piece there of kind of a pushup there.
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Okay.
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So the crowd is saying Matt Brady saying $1,500 next week showing Faith
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and Taylor PERSON's performance.
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But before we get to that,
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you need to know that Vindicate vndk8.com is putting up the $500
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that will be added to the $500 that Matuthian and Doc Spartan gave last week.
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Is it safe?
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Yes, it's safe. It's very safe. It's so safe you wouldn't believe it. Is it safe?
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You want to go to VNDK8.com ORG.
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There will be very shortly a lot of kill Taylor, also paraphernalia, available. We have Taylor PERSON with us now. If you want to try and take a shot and just have us completely fucking ass pound you feel free to text in right now to 928 583 3903 we got two little jersey
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pussies that are supposed to be joining the stream and trying to beat me
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they've been talking shit all week.
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Tyson PERSON, what's up? What's happening, brother? How are you?
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Wow, crazy.
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Taylor PERSON, had you tried that? Taylor, had you tried that before? Is that the first time you did that?
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First time. I haven't done a burpee get over in like seven or eight months.
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And what did you think about the, what do you mean seven or eight months? Isn't that what happened? Is that a joke?
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No, I haven't done one of those, the 48-inch ones.
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Okay.
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In like six or seven months, seven months.
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Did you think you had any hiccups or anything?
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My last couple just felt really sticky on the bar, pressing out.
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How about anywhere else? Are you happy with your transitions?
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Oh, shut the fuck up, pool, boy.
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My class is still going. Otherwise, I try.
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I'm looking for the podcast phone number so I could send you the link.
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I fucked that all up.
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Is there anything you think you could do faster on that?
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Like, I don't think my chest is exploded.
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I mean, you could rub a little harder maybe, but I was on the verge of failing that last our muscle up.
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So yeah.
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I saw that.
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Hey, what's your biggest set of bar muscle ups you think?
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Or have you done one?
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I don't know that I've ever done one.
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You got 40 to 50 in you?
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Wow. I don't know.
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That 21 was hard. Well,
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that's not just a fresh set.
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I bet you can get 45 plus. Maybe.
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I like,
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I can move really fast on them, but I don't know that my top end is that good.
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The text are pouring in for people who want to take the challenge. I have sent an invite to someone with a droid. Do you want to move up front?
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Oh, no, no droids.
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Right, I know.
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Just the people are going to work out loud. What a dude.
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We're going to take everything up front in the office,
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but we're not going to jump off the stream. We're just going to carry the shit.
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And I'm sending another link out to someone who just text me and said, ready.
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I'll get the.
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No context.
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Just ready.
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Yeah.
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Just ready.
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And I love it. That's all you need to send ready. I'm just randomly.
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The texts are pouring in. And I'm just sending, I just sent out two links. We'll take whoever jumps in first. Dylan Lowen, the husband, the guy who's banging the fittest chicken America. If I was fit 20 pounds lighter and good at CrossFit, I'd whoop that ass. Fair enough. Fair. Fair enough. One more look also.
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Let's take a quick look at the workout here. The show is completely rigged. Taylor PERSON gets to make the workout.
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It's 21 calories for penises, 15 for vaginas on the rower.
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21 burglby box jumpovers, 48-inch box, the 21 bar muscle ups. The time to beat is 312.
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Can we talk about that number of calories?
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That's not typical. Someone just said I'm anti-vax. Pick me. Absolutely. You're in.
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You're on a droid, too. You doosh.
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I've now sent out three invites.
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Someone just said, I'm ready to make $1,000.
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I've sent you a link.
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I'm sending out links, guys.
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By the way, oh, why did these all say they're're droids this is making me concern like it's my phone
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is anyone getting links oh here we go here we go all right here we go we go
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we're going to take them in order we got one person davido you're in the wing
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waiting uh tyler taylor bry Bryson Del Monte PERSON on the big screen.
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And they're like a horse.
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We are now in.
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Yeah, boy.
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What's your name?
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Nile PERSON, what's up, dude?
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Where are you at?
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Where are you?
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Here, just plug in then.
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What did you think about Taylor PERSON's performance?
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Really hard to be. I'm not as good as far muscle, so that'll be tough.
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How long have you been doing CrossFit? How long have you been doing CrossFit?
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Like 10 years. And your setup is amazing.
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Very good.
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It's a dope thought.
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Thank you. All right.
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Hiller, do you have any advice for him?
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Yeah, if he's not got bar muscle up,
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she's going to have to fly on the rower.
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And that's not going to save him.
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Yeah, makes sense.
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Any words of wisdom for him, Mr. Self PERSON?
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Taylor PERSON, any words of wisdom for him, Taylor?
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Can you hear me?
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Fuck you. That's my words of wisdom for him, Taylor PERSON? Can you hear me? Yes. Yeah. Fuck you.
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That's my words of wisdom.
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I wouldn't expect anything less.
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All right, buddy.
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We're ready.
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When you're ready, let's get some.
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Thanks for doing this.
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Let's see him.
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I appreciate Nile PERSON doing this. And I hope he does well, but I also hope that he falls over on those red boxes.
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I can still hear you.
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Those are not sturdy boxes.
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I do like the box.
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They're not.
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Are they even Velcro PRODUCT?
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Are they, they're not even Velcro PRODUCT?
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They're not regulation.
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No, they have Velcro PRODUCT like strokes on the top of the bottom.
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Okay.
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Oh, he's got a lady in the house.
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Hello.
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Uh, Nile, um, uh, Will T PERSON says he's here for Tyson
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Bages, fair enough
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How tall are you now?
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6.4.
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Holy shit.
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6.4.
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He's just going to do
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rebounding box jumpovers.
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Can you guys see the clock all right?
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We can, thank you.
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Very courteous of you.
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That's a nice setup for the clock.
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They've built that.
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Sevon resists the urge to ask to see the woman.
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Thank you.
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I needed that.
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All right.
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Thank you.
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I appreciate it.
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Exactly what I was thinking for like five times I had to push that thought away.
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This is a 10-second count on the clock.
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Ready?
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Fair enough.
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I hope it doesn't fuck up like it did with Taylor PERSON.
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Yeah,
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that was annoying.
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Oh, no, he got an OPEC ORG signing there.
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He has no shot.
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Damn.
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Damn.
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Jim's that Gerald's watching him from somewhere.
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Pace that row.
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Dude, this guy's setup is amazing.
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Great.
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Under or over four?
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Four, four-thirty.
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Four-thirty TIME. I'm going, I'm going up. or over four? 4.30.
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430.
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I'm going over, but I think it's going to be like 405.
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4.05?
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Caleb PERSON in the back end, rubbing his forehead stressed out because he knows he shit the bed on the clock.
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No one's safe.
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Who shit the bed? I did?
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No, not you.
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Sorry, Caleb PERSON.
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Caleb PERSON fucked the clock up.
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So I could see him rubbing his forehead, like, fuck.
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Oh, man. Yeah, he's a 30, 29 seconds, 30s.
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Oh, what's he rowing?
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He's 16. He's not beating me.
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He's 6'4. You got to row at 2,000, bro.
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You're 6'4.
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What'd you row, Taylor PERSON?
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I rode a 1700 PRODUCT.
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There you go.
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Oh, he heard you.
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Add it, girl.
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Put him up, Jayla. Get him up. Heidi croon, $1.99. heard you. Outta girl. Oh. Get him up, Jaylor PERSON.
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Get him up.
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Heidi Krum, $1.99.
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Let's see the beaver.
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Transitions too swell.
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$2.
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He goes to a knee.
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Oh, he's not going to a knee.
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Wow.
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He's going to whoop up on you.
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I hope he's got.
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He already went to a knee.
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That's pretty good, Taylor PERSON.
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Yeah, he's on pace, dude.
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No, no. He's on pace. He's on that side of a knee on that side. Let's go good, Taylor PERSON. Yeah, he's on pace, dude. No, no.
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He has to move a knee on that side or nine.
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Let's go, Nile PERSON.
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I'm pretty sure those are Batman PERSON's shoes.
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Men don't go to their knees, dude.
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Stop.
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What was that?
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He was only Left over it
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What are you doing your six four?
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What are those shoes he's wearing?
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Was he at a Lady Gaga concert last night?
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What the fuck are those things?
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Combat boots.
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Combat boots.
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I bet they're side's 17 or something.
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He's six foot four.
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Is he wearing a belt?
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Is he wearing a... No, no.
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Yeah, dude, you got a belted up for this.
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I'm not sure of everything...
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Uh-oh. He's been fucked up now. He got fucked.
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Don't slow down, Nile PERSON. Let's go. Come on, now.
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Oh, no.
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Hey, Taylor PERSON, he looks more athletic than you going over the box.
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No, he doesn't. Shut up.
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You look like a fucking robot going over.
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Me? Dude, I make those look so easy.
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Bryson PERSON, he says I was on athletic.
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Bryson PERSON said to record.
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Bryson PERSON didn't confirm nor deny on that. You see that?
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There was no spring in your step.
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What are you talking about?
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Let's go, Nile PERSON. You can't do that.
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You can't do that.
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Let's go, Nile PERSON.
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He took a breath. He's taking a breath.
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He can't do that.
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He's got to breathe.
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Hold your breath,
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yeah.
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Hold your breath.
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I think that's 20.
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You think Tyson Bajent takes a moment in the pocket to take a deep breath?
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You got to your fucking mind?
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Here we go.
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Let's go, Nile. let's go nile let's go
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oh my god
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holy shit
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you're gonna show you how to go on broken
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nice
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get up there
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all right
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there you go
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there you go
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there you go
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is he really six-four?
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Was he joking?
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I wouldn't doubt it.
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Everybody, everybody says they're two inches taller than they are.
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I'm 5-7.
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I'm 5-7.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, we did say 4.5.
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The winning time was three minutes and 12 seconds by Taylor Self.
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It is the time that will haunt all of you.
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It is not achievable.
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Come on, Nile PERSON, I need my bet to win right here.
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Nile PERSON, get your ass up there.
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What are you doing?
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What are you at?
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What's he at?
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What's he at?
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What are you doing?
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He's at seven.
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Oh, fuck.
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I'm scared.
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He's going to take this one.
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I was thinking he was a set of seven cat.
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What did you say 435?
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Set a seven cat.
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I said 430, 430.
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430.
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I'm lost.
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Yeah.
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He's not going to get 430.
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He's going to get 5 something.
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Come on.
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He should have had another cup of coffee this morning.
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Come on.
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He took John PERSON's advice and he held his breath.
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You're almost done, buddy.
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He was saying for it.
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His torso's as long as my whole body.
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That's not the only thing he's got the tets long.
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That's Stefan PERSON's whole body.
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15.
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All right, Six more.
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Come on.
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He's going to go 3-3.
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Come on,
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He should just sell out and go first.
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Go all six.
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Come on, dude.
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Fall off the bar.
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Die on the podcast.
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They ain't going to do themselves, Nile PERSON.
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Get up there.
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For those you who just joined, it's 21 calories QUANTITY on the rower for the boys,
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15 for the girls, 21 burby box, getovers at 48 inches, and 21 bar muscle ups.
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The time to beat is 312.
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Come on.
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Let's go, Kyle PERSON.
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Hold on, buddy.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Yeah, baby.
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Oh, break up.
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He's got another.
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Come on, Kyle PERSON.
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Come on, Kyle PERSON.
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Let's go now.
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Do singles. Get up there. I remember my first bar muscle up. Come on, Kyle PERSON. Let's go now. Do singles.
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Get up there.
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I remember my first bar muscle up.
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It looked just like that.
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Nice.
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That's a boy.
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Nile will not be winning the money from Vindicate ORG.
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Now,
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will not be winning the money.
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He might get a one-of-a-kind,kind kill-tailor shirt that we're working on.
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Good job, dude.
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I thought it was 20-921 CARDINAL for some reason.
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I'm an idiot.
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Hey, Nile PERSON, how much do you weigh?
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Like 2.25?
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And do you have, do you have semi-final aspirations?
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Do you be on a team?
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I kind of know I'm a little too big and I'm a little older.
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So it'd be hard for me to make it run at semis individually.
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But I was on a team on quarterfinals just a couple weeks ago.
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Didn't go well, but the goal would be to try and make it on a team.
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And when did you get the idea to come on to kill Taylor PERSON and make a run at him?
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The second I saw last week's videos.
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Yeah.
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I thought it was just a really cool concept and figured before the prize spot gets too big, I got to hop on because there's a lot of people that I was trying to take that money.
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Good stuff, dude.
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All right, brother.
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And do you train at an affiliate?
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No, I'm at an OPEX ORG gym.
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Okay?
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Oh, I see that.
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And what's the name of the gym you're at?
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OPEX, Lancaster GPE.
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Okay, and why do you choose an OPEX gym over a CrossFit ORG gym?
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Any reason in particular?
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Careful now. There's not enough time on this podcast to talk about that. Okay, and why do you choose an OPEX gym over a CrossFit ORG gym? Any reason particularly? Careful.
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There's not enough time on this podcast to talk about that.
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But mostly I wanted more one-on-one coaching, like one-on-one programming,
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and it was hard to find that at the affiliates around me.
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So I reached out to this OPEX ORG gym, who it's owned by a guy who's owned an affiliate
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in the area.
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So he has crossed an experience.
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And it's just, I really like him here and I get along really well.
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Well, it makes me really happy that you didn't win.
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Listen, stay in touch.
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We'd love to send you a Kill Taylor ORG shirt.
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We don't have one yet, but we'd love to do that.
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And thanks for coming on, you demand.
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Yeah, I think it's happening. You guys. Appreciate it. Good job, Nile PERSON.
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Hey, I went to rehab right outside of Lancaster GPE, Pennsylvania, dude. We're basically from the same place. Where are you from? I said I went to rehab right outside of Lancaster.
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Really? He was reborn. He was reborn there. Oh. Was it Amish?
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Four months. Four months in an Amish barn.
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Although we didn't see your girl from the front, she looks absolutely beautiful from the back.
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Thank you.
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I know.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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All right, guys.
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Our first victim is gone.
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Taylor PERSON's self is here.
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The next victim is waiting in the wings.
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Taylor PERSON, tell me really quick, What about when the clock fucked up?
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Was that really bad? No, just really fucking annoyed me. And I knew it wasn't
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Bryson's fault, but I got so fucking pissed at him for a second. I was like,
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give me the fucking remote. I was just so pissed. No, I mean,
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that clock is just new. You just sent it to us. Thank you very much for that. And so I think
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we have to set the time. Like, we have to set the clock time every time you use it. It. You just sent it to us. Thank you very much for that. And so I think we have to set the time.
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Like, we have to set the clock time every time you use it.
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It doesn't just stay preset, if that makes sense.
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Yep.
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And you're in CrossFit Charlotte GPE in the entryway?
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Yeah, buddy.
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Oh, I'm turning the laptop, not the computer.
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Let's see.
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This is the right thing. That wall back there is dope.
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Yeah, that's like a bunch of murals.
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We have a photographer.
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We have a camera guy, Boomer PERSON.
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He's got four Emmys WORK_OF_ART.
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He shot for 30 for 30 ESPN ORG.
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So he's got four Emmy WORK_OF_ART awards.
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So he did all his pictures and shit.
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Wow.
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Just so you know, we have one more contestant in the wings.
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And then after that, we have another contestant that is a, I think it's a games athlete and it's a girl.
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Oh, wow.
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Wow.
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Who?
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We'll see shortly.
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We should see very shortly.
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DeVito PERSON, what's up, dude?
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What's up, guys?
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Tell me your full name.
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Anti-Vax there.
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Does he have any chance of winning Tyson PERSON?
Speaker 41520.52s - 1521.36s
What's up, guys?
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I'm glad my anti-Vax Tommy PERSON got me on.
Speaker 41524.86s - 1525.62s
I don't see it. I don't see it. I don't see it. Hey, how old are you, guys? I'm glad my anti-vax comedy got me on. I don't see it.
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I don't see it.
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Hey, how old are you, Mike?
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36.
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He looks 39.
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Good talk.
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Oh, Mike.
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Hello, Mike.
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41.
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Oh, I was close.
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Oh, my God.
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You have no chance in fucking hell, dude.
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Damn, right, I look 39. For that age, that ain't. Oh, my God. You have no chance in fucking hell, dude. Damn right, I look 39.
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For that age, that ain't bad.
Speaker 41547.78s - 1548.18s
Christ.
Speaker 131548.34s - 1548.56s
Right.
Speaker 41549.42s - 1551.14s
We need to set an age limit on this.
Speaker 131551.18s - 1552.76s
We need to set an age limit on this.
Speaker 41554.5s - 1556.02s
I don't even weigh a lot, guys.
Speaker 131556.94s - 1558.34s
This shit has to look realistic.
Speaker 41558.54s - 1560.04s
We can't let a guy's 41 on it field.
Speaker 131560.1s - 1561.86s
We're going to get a trouble for beating up on old people.
Speaker 21562.62s - 1563.34s
Wait to hear this.
Speaker 41563.4s - 1566.28s
I only weigh 160 pounds, and I'm only 5'7.
Speaker 21566.9s - 1567.36s
All right.
Speaker 41567.6s - 1568.78s
Oh, it's not beat you, dude.
Speaker 21568.78s - 1570.18s
Is this your brother?
Speaker 41570.38s - 1571.7s
Oh, the runner's going to fuck a lot.
Speaker 131572.28s - 1573.08s
Taller brother.
Speaker 21573.48s - 1574.48s
Speaker 41574.68s - 1576.34s
Are you on performance enhancing drugs?
Speaker 171577.68s - 1578.2s
Say, yeah.
Speaker 41578.94s - 1579.94s
Be honest, Mike.
Speaker 171581s - 1582.06s
He lied right there.
Speaker 131582.28s - 1582.56s
Nothing.
Speaker 171582.72s - 1584.82s
I'm still waiting for them peptides to come in the mail.
Speaker 41585.54s - 1587.22s
Look how chiseled that jaw is. He might have his. Nothing. I'm still waiting for them peptides to come in the mail. Look how chiseled that jaw is.
Speaker 171587.3s - 1589.04s
He might have his nutrition dial.
Speaker 111589.16s - 1589.58s
Look at him.
Speaker 41591.62s - 1592.5s
Okay, we're ready.
Speaker 171592.62s - 1594.1s
We'd like to see you get out of this.
Speaker 131597.1s - 1598.44s
So there's a delay.
Speaker 171599.16s - 1599.66s
What do you mean?
Speaker 41599.74s - 1601.02s
There's a delay on my end.
Speaker 131601.06s - 1601.82s
I keep hearing myself.
Speaker 41601.9s - 1602.5s
Should I do anything?
Speaker 161603.1s - 1603.82s
No, you're good.
Speaker 131604s - 1605.18s
You should start rolling, homie. Fair enough. Fair enough, Taylor PERSON. Fair enough. Should I do anything? No, you're good. You should start rowing, homie.
Speaker 81606.32s - 1606.9s
Fair enough.
Speaker 131607s - 1608.3s
Fair enough, Hillary PERSON, fair enough.
Speaker 81608.58s - 1609.6s
Hey, can you turn your phone?
Speaker 131609.68s - 1610.72s
Yep, nice, you demand.
Speaker 81610.94s - 1611.88s
Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 151612.66s - 1612.98s
Uh-oh.
Speaker 81613.1s - 1613.52s
What'd you do?
Speaker 151613.58s - 1614.1s
You did something.
Speaker 81614.32s - 1614.8s
Just the camera.
Speaker 41614.96s - 1615.42s
No, we're good.
Speaker 131615.72s - 1617.64s
I got to figure out how to flip the camera.
Speaker 41618.32s - 1619.02s
Oh, shit.
Speaker 131619.08s - 1620.52s
Whatever you just did, don't do that.
Speaker 151620.62s - 1621.94s
We're not even going to be able to see his roller.
Speaker 41622.64s - 1626.06s
It looks like we're watching a 1960s box TV.
Speaker 151626.72s - 1630.4s
He's in a loop for footage, but it's one, what the hell is that situation?
Speaker 41630.94s - 1632.9s
That is, okay, that is right, 48.
Speaker 151633.1s - 1633.54s
You're done.
Speaker 81633.6s - 1634.06s
You're going to fall.
Speaker 31634.18s - 1634.56s
You're dead.
Speaker 81635.02s - 1637.36s
I got my savage ones last weekend.
Speaker 131637.54s - 1638.18s
I love the shoes.
Speaker 81638.26s - 1639.54s
Best CrossFit ORG shoes I've ever used.
Speaker 111639.6s - 1640.92s
Thanks to the code during the quarterfinals.
Speaker 81641s - 1641.74s
Yeah, the Savage ones.
Speaker 181641.74s - 1642.92s
Yeah, you're good, bro.
Speaker 131643.18s - 1643.2s
You're good, bro.
Speaker 181643.2s - 1644.06s
It's rock and roll.
Speaker 171644.68s - 1647.74s
Certainly, certainly no Velcro on, uh,
Speaker 131648s - 1654.04s
do not disappoint on the roasting. You guys better bring the roasting. That's what I'm here
Speaker 81654.04s - 1659.36s
for. Do not disappoint. Oh my God. Let's go. Hey, I want to be roasted. Caleb PERSON, get ready. Caleb
Speaker 171659.36s - 1661.32s
Beaver on the back end, get the clock ready. Here we go.
Speaker 81661.58s - 1668.22s
Nice small noble shorts. Let's go. This is the kid who joined. This is the kid who joins the fucking varsity sports team he's a freshman he's like just fuck me
Speaker 131668.22s - 1678.08s
guys just do it just beat me up guys here he goes is he really wearing noble shirts oh my god
Speaker 41678.08s - 1684.68s
oh he's fucked look at that rotech oh hell yeah pull it 22 pull it 22 fell out we can't we
Speaker 171684.68s - 1685.38s
can't what do you mean?
Speaker 41685.42s - 1686.12s
We can't see anything.
Speaker 171686.96s - 1687.72s
Dude, is sterile.
Speaker 41688.24s - 1689.5s
What's the deal with the boxes?
Speaker 171689.62s - 1690.26s
Is that dangerous?
Speaker 81690.64s - 1691.8s
Yeah, he's going to eat shit.
Speaker 131692.2s - 1693.64s
Yeah, remember when you said he was on steroids?
Speaker 171694.16s - 1695.06s
Do you still think so?
Speaker 131695.08s - 1695.64s
Because I don't.
Speaker 171696.1s - 1697s
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 81697s - 1698.04s
I just think he's a...
Speaker 41698.04s - 1699.48s
This guy looks like a try hard.
Speaker 131699.54s - 1699.96s
No offense.
Speaker 81700.06s - 1701.06s
DeVito PERSON, sorry, buddy.
Speaker 171701.58s - 1703.14s
Trying way too hard on the row right now.
Speaker 131704.9s - 1709.14s
This is a guy that teaches, like like female athletes that don't want any advice
Speaker 81709.14s - 1711.04s
how to do exercises after class.
Speaker 131713.08s - 1714.12s
Because it's from him?
Speaker 81714.44s - 1715.12s
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 131715.2s - 1715.56s
Come on.
Speaker 01716.1s - 1719.08s
This is that member of the gym who kicks everybody out when he's got to do a workout.
Speaker 131719.22s - 1720.26s
That's why it's empty in there.
Speaker 01720.56s - 1721.68s
Guys, I'm on the podcast.
Speaker 131721.9s - 1722.68s
Get out of the gym.
Speaker 81724.8s - 1728.52s
I think he did about 15. He's right there with you, Taylor PERSON. He's right there with you.
Speaker 131728.98s - 1735.04s
Oh, my God. We lost. He's so fucked. He better not get tired on there.
Speaker 81735.36s - 1736.32s
Oh, my God.
Speaker 131736.92s - 1738.54s
Jason, how many reps will knocks over?
Speaker 171740.2s - 1744.28s
Until he gets tired, that's another little good knockover. As soon as he gets sloppy.
Speaker 81744.98s - 1745.52s
Oh, shit.
Speaker 131746.16s - 1749.16s
You got to keep getting springy off that ground.
Speaker 171749.64s - 1750.6s
One false move.
Speaker 131750.68s - 1751.2s
It's all over.
Speaker 81751.2s - 1751.64s
Oh, shit.
Speaker 41751.86s - 1754.18s
But he's also fucking 160.
Speaker 81754.32s - 1756.1s
It shit might not even matter if it gets sloppy.
Speaker 41756.26s - 1756.46s
Right.
Speaker 171756.98s - 1757.54s
Good point.
Speaker 41758.44s - 1761s
Over the box, Mike, not around it.
Speaker 171761.68s - 1762.3s
There we go.
Speaker 41762.74s - 1765.26s
Mike DeVito PERSON making an attempt.
Speaker 171766.1s - 1766.34s
Do what you can't, Mike.
Speaker 131769.9s - 1770.6s
To break the 312 times set by Taylor Self, win the $1,000.
Speaker 41771.96s - 1772.2s
Mike, sell out.
Speaker 151772.92s - 1773.32s
Let's go.
Speaker 81775.46s - 1775.54s
You've seen every episode of Jersey Shore LOC.
Speaker 41776.44s - 1778.4s
That's a good comment.
Speaker 131781.9s - 1782.06s
Hey, dude, I've seen a lot of those episodes, most of them, in fact.
Speaker 41783.5s - 1784s
I would not have pegged you for that.
Speaker 131785.18s - 1794.58s
I just, dude, the drama was too. You would you would definitely peg him yeah but not for jersey shore GPE watching oh my god our new uh our new uh our new
Speaker 41794.58s - 1801.94s
trainer quarterback trainer for the bears looks just like paulie d that's hilarious i like i was like
Speaker 131801.94s - 1805.9s
dude holy chef never seen anybody look like uh geez, hey look at, come on.
Speaker 41806.3s - 1807.68s
You see Joey Piero PERSON?
Speaker 131808.18s - 1809.9s
You got to put those guys in next.
Speaker 81809.98s - 1812.1s
These are the guys, the fucking stupid,
Speaker 41812.2s - 1814.02s
dumb idiots that actually think they have a chance
Speaker 81814.02s - 1814.48s
of beating me.
Speaker 41814.6s - 1816.34s
This guy beat me in quarterfinals.
Speaker 81816.66s - 1817.24s
So fuck this guy.
Speaker 131817.38s - 1819.48s
Put these two widows in.
Speaker 41820.96s - 1821.7s
Listen, we got
Speaker 81821.7s - 1822.82s
Speaker 41823.54s - 1825.62s
We got two people lined up right now
Speaker 81825.62s - 1828.84s
I don't know if anyone else is going to make it
Speaker 131828.84s - 1831.22s
Anyone else is even going to have a shot at the thousand bucks
Speaker 41831.22s - 1832.16s
They're getting eye fold
Speaker 171832.16s - 1834.32s
We know Mike DeVito PERSON ain't going to get it
Speaker 131834.32s - 1837.7s
Piero Joey smoke my pole Taylor
Speaker 41837.7s - 1838.5s
Wow
Speaker 131838.5s - 1840.28s
Fuck this guy
Speaker 01840.28s - 1840.98s
Put him in
Speaker 171840.98s - 1843.66s
Let's go Mike
Speaker 01843.66s - 1845.56s
Mike let's go Mike
Speaker 41845.56s - 1846.96s
he is up yeah
Speaker 161846.96s - 1849.06s
hey does he have any chance
Speaker 131849.06s - 1850.52s
hey no chance
Speaker 41850.52s - 1852.1s
what's the fastest someone can do
Speaker 131852.1s - 1853.32s
the 21 bar muscle ups
Speaker 41853.32s - 1854.08s
a minute
Speaker 131854.08s - 1857.06s
not of that
Speaker 41857.06s - 1858.32s
would you get Taylor PERSON 412
Speaker 161858.32s - 1859.52s
no 312
Speaker 141859.52s - 1861.96s
312 is he locking out at the top
Speaker 161861.96s - 1863.58s
who cares
Speaker 141863.58s - 1866.28s
he's already chicken-winging.
Speaker 161866.52s - 1866.96s
That's four.
Speaker 141868.22s - 1868.98s
Oh, five.
Speaker 161869.86s - 1871.42s
Well, he weighs 13 pounds.
Speaker 141871.72s - 1872.02s
Six.
Speaker 161872.66s - 1874.36s
It looks like he weighs 13-100.
Speaker 41875.14s - 1877.64s
Who installed that rig for fuck's sake?
Speaker 161877.9s - 1878.64s
Speaker 41878.64s - 1880.78s
Hey, dude, when that last guy said he was from OPEX ORG,
Speaker 131880.8s - 1882.22s
I would have kicked him off the show right there.
Speaker 141882.38s - 1883.56s
Let's go, DeVito PERSON.
Speaker 131884.38s - 1886.02s
Just been like you're from OPEX ORG. I would have kicked him off the show right there. Let's go, DeVito. Just been like you're from OPEX by.
Speaker 41886.38s - 1886.68s
Yeah.
Speaker 131887.96s - 1888.88s
Sonic boom.
Speaker 41889.38s - 1892.32s
We are now past the three minutes and 12 seconds.
Speaker 131893.08s - 1893.62s
There you go.
Speaker 171893.72s - 1894.94s
That is the time that is impossible to beat.
Speaker 41895.06s - 1895.98s
Oh, is he down to single?
Speaker 131896.18s - 1896.66s
Stop that.
Speaker 171896.72s - 1897.02s
Yeah.
Speaker 131897.78s - 1898.5s
Stop that.
Speaker 41899.14s - 1900s
Let's go, DeVito PERSON.
Speaker 171900.42s - 1901.12s
Come on.
Speaker 161901.52s - 1902.84s
DeVito PERSON knows what he's about.
Speaker 41903.14s - 1903.5s
All right.
Speaker 161904.06s - 1905.28s
DeVito, get your ass up there. Come on can go, Red Devito PERSON. Get your ass up there.
Speaker 41905.36s - 1905.92s
Come on, buddy.
Speaker 161907.44s - 1908.36s
Whatever you're at,
Speaker 171908.42s - 1909.66s
add another two now.
Speaker 151909.84s - 1910.38s
Add two more.
Speaker 171913.5s - 1913.78s
Time.
Speaker 161915.24s - 1916.52s
Hey, that one was good.
Speaker 151916.78s - 1917.4s
He got up there.
Speaker 41917.46s - 1918s
He fixed it.
Speaker 151918.5s - 1919.1s
How long do you,
Speaker 41919.18s - 1920.9s
if we went off the stream with him,
Speaker 151920.94s - 1922.18s
how long do you think he would go
Speaker 41922.18s - 1922.94s
before you knew this,
Speaker 151923.14s - 1923.38s
noticed?
Speaker 41924.2s - 1924.88s
Oh, he's finished.
Speaker 171926.64s - 1932.54s
Come back to his phone. We're not here. See you tomorrow. 7 a.m. Live show. Colin, seven on.
Speaker 151933.32s - 1938.04s
Dildo, this guy's moving like he ate 15 pounds of salami and some canola oil before this workout.
Speaker 111938.04s - 1942.28s
No, he's been a club in the lawn. Colony. Canola oil.
Speaker 151943.28s - 1947.54s
41 years old.
Speaker 111949.66s - 1950.14s
You have no business doing this workout.
Speaker 31950.56s - 1952.42s
Next.
Speaker 111952.76s - 1952.86s
Is he,
Speaker 151954.4s - 1955.2s
what kind of wall?
Speaker 111956.32s - 1956.44s
Beat five, bro.
Speaker 151957.32s - 1958.12s
We're about to be. Rosea wall.
Speaker 131959.66s - 1961.06s
We should have a time cap.
Speaker 151961.48s - 1961.76s
Where is?
Speaker 41961.76s - 1962.42s
Yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 131962.5s - 1963.82s
Put a five minute time cap on him.
Speaker 111964s - 1964.52s
Just boot him.
Speaker 171965.08s - 1965.56s
Love you, Mike. Let's go, Mike. Oh, oh. There you go Where is? Yeah, what the fuck? Put a five minute time cap on him. Just boot him. Love you, Mike.
Speaker 161965.72s - 1966.6s
Let's go, Mike.
Speaker 171967.34s - 1968.04s
Oh, oh.
Speaker 151968.32s - 1969.06s
There you go, Mike.
Speaker 131969.52s - 1970.32s
There you go.
Speaker 151970.76s - 1971.28s
Oh, shit.
Speaker 131971.74s - 1972.48s
Is that the last one?
Speaker 41973.16s - 1973.4s
Done.
Speaker 171974.2s - 1975.12s
Sounds good to me.
Speaker 41975.68s - 1976.24s
456.
Speaker 171976.66s - 1977s
Wow.
Speaker 41977.64s - 1979.3s
What was the last guy at 505?
Speaker 151979.6s - 1979.96s
5.5?
Speaker 171980.62s - 1981s
Yeah.
Speaker 151981.42s - 1982.82s
Hey, you beat the last guy, Mike.
Speaker 41983.24s - 1983.44s
Yeah.
Speaker 131985.52s - 1986.22s
Thanks, guys. Hey, think. Yeah. Hey, you beat the last guy, Mike. Yeah, giant. Thanks, guys.
Speaker 151987.14s - 1988.48s
Hey, hey, hey, yeah.
Speaker 131989.76s - 1992.18s
Also, fuck your iPhones PRODUCT.
Speaker 171993.04s - 1993.88s
I've been messing up.
Speaker 131994.46s - 1997.36s
Group text threads since 1983.
Speaker 01998.36s - 1999.58s
Green bubble all day.
Speaker 151999.66s - 2000.04s
Fuck y'all.
Speaker 02000.7s - 2001.82s
Hey, what city are you in?
Speaker 152004.12s - 2005.34s
What city are you in? What city are you in?
Speaker 02009.8s - 2010.5s
Oh, man.
Speaker 42010.66s - 2012.3s
Fuck for bandroids, my goodness.
Speaker 02013.52s - 2016.68s
I'm also in PA, Delaware County GPE.
Speaker 152017.28s - 2018.44s
And what's the name of the gym?
Speaker 02019.06s - 2019.88s
What's the name of the gym?
Speaker 42021.5s - 2022.84s
Is my friend Jim PERSON.
Speaker 142024.74s - 2025.86s
That's the name? My friend's gym. My friend Jim PERSON. That's the name?
Speaker 132026.1s - 2029.52s
My friend, Jim Sonic Boom Fitness ORG.
Speaker 02030.16s - 2031.96s
But I train out of CrossFit K-L-T.
Speaker 42032.6s - 2032.98s
Awesome.
Speaker 132032.98s - 2033.66s
Crossed King of Prussia.
Speaker 172034.26s - 2037.24s
I dropped in there one time on a Sunday and the lady kicked me out.
Speaker 132037.3s - 2038.98s
She wouldn't let me do my lifting for more than an hour.
Speaker 12039.18s - 2040.26s
Of course he did.
Speaker 152040.5s - 2043.78s
Yeah, they do a lot of L1 seminars there too.
Speaker 12044.78s - 2050.28s
Well, I just want to say nothing screams. I'm poor as fuck and a South American
Speaker 132050.28s - 2053.38s
fucking immigrant than an android. Love you, buddy.
Speaker 12054.58s - 2057.34s
All right. Jesus Christ PERSON. All righty.
Speaker 132058.4s - 2062.68s
Next up, Taylor PERSON, is anyone going to even come close to you?
Speaker 12062.88s - 2066.18s
These guys next, if you pick these, these fucking jersey,
Speaker 132067.22s - 2068.5s
cock meat, sandwich eaters.
Speaker 12068.62s - 2068.98s
I don't know.
Speaker 112069.12s - 2070.32s
They probably will come close.
Speaker 02070.72s - 2073.22s
The thing is, I'm not picking anyone.
Speaker 112073.36s - 2075.38s
Just the texts are just coming in and I'm just choosing them.
Speaker 12075.38s - 2080.04s
But here we have someone who, I believe, is a games athlete.
Speaker 132080.6s - 2080.94s
Oh, shit.
Speaker 12080.94s - 2081.58s
And is a girl?
Speaker 112081.86s - 2082.48s
You think?
Speaker 12083s - 2084.92s
Identifies as a girl or is there an actual girl?
Speaker 152084.96s - 2088.36s
No, she's a sweet piece of meat this one.
Speaker 132088.7s - 2092.38s
And she's going to give it her all, man.
Speaker 12092.42s - 2093.38s
This chick don't fuck around.
Speaker 152093.74s - 2096.04s
Our very own Jamie Latimer.
Speaker 12096.14s - 2096.68s
What's up, girl?
Speaker 152097.04s - 2097.32s
Wow.
Speaker 12097.92s - 2099s
You might be screwed, Taylor PERSON.
Speaker 152099s - 2099.36s
Yeah.
Speaker 172099.78s - 2100.38s
No shot.
Speaker 152100.92s - 2101.96s
Yeah, Jamie PERSON.
Speaker 172104.36s - 2106s
We can't hear you.
Speaker 132106.16s - 2108.1s
Where are you right now?
Speaker 162108.82s - 2110.86s
Another Android PRODUCT. Can you hear me?
Speaker 132111.5s - 2112.2s
Are you on an Android PRODUCT?
Speaker 162113.4s - 2115.04s
I am on an Android PRODUCT. Can you hear me?
Speaker 132115.5s - 2119.06s
I'm going to go take your shit. She'll probably still be working by the time I get back.
Speaker 162121.66s - 2123.5s
That's true. Can you hear me?
Speaker 32123.84s - 2126.22s
Yeah, we can hear you. Jamie Jamie you know it's 15 cows on the
Speaker 42126.22s - 2132.92s
rower yeah but I really want to lower those boxes stop no no no no 40 years old and a girl
Speaker 32132.92s - 2137.58s
Jamie have you been to the CrossFit ORG games I have not ever been to the CrossFit games oh okay
Speaker 42137.58s - 2142.84s
okay I thought maybe you'd been to the games okay um and and will you make it this year
Speaker 172142.84s - 2145.7s
yes you will make it this year okay Yes. You will make it this year.
Speaker 132145.7s - 2146.06s
Okay.
Speaker 172146.16s - 2148.2s
I would have made it to semis in the West LOC.
Speaker 132148.72s - 2149.06s
Okay.
Speaker 42149.36s - 2151.06s
She was like 60th in the East LOC or something.
Speaker 132151.1s - 2151.6s
Let's go.
Speaker 42151.6s - 2151.62s
Right.
Speaker 132151.78s - 2151.94s
Correct.
Speaker 172152.98s - 2154.46s
Make sure you kick ass.
Speaker 42154.52s - 2155.72s
You're representing the podcast.
Speaker 172156.56s - 2157.46s
Yeah, go hard.
Speaker 22157.58s - 2158.24s
Let's go.
Speaker 42158.48s - 2160.74s
Hey, do you foresee Jamie PERSON real quick before you start?
Speaker 22160.8s - 2162.32s
Do you foresee a sticking point anywhere?
Speaker 172163.36s - 2164.72s
Yeah, the burby back jumpovers.
Speaker 162164.8s - 2166.68s
I'm going to have to go kind of slow there because they're tall.
Speaker 22167.14s - 2168.24s
Okay, don't do that.
Speaker 172168.88s - 2170.34s
Yeah, and if you do that, you're donezies.
Speaker 112170.72s - 2170.98s
Yeah.
Speaker 172172.38s - 2172.98s
All right.
Speaker 42173.1s - 2174.36s
Caleb Beaver PERSON, get the clock ready.
Speaker 112174.44s - 2175.02s
Jamie PERSON, good luck.
Speaker 32175.66s - 2176s
Hey, okay.
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Speaker 132177s - 2177.84s
Speaker 152179.44s - 2181.56s
I wonder what she's wearing the ankle for.
Speaker 132181.92s - 2182.7s
Yeah, girl.
Speaker 152182.98s - 2184.3s
About time, someone does that.
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No, Kevin Doyle, it shouldn't be a 40-inch fucking box.
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They don't climb a 10-foot rope.
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My God, she is a brick shit house.
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However, they do only have 15 calories where it should be 18, so there's that.
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Yeah, fucking.
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Let's go, Jamie PERSON.
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Jamie PERSON, is that your great-grandfather?
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That's Jim PERSON.
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He's a third-finite and the year old to 65 plus.
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All right, fair enough.
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I know only six people entered that competition.
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She'll pull those knee sleeves up when she starts doing the box-up over.
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Hiller.
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Pull this guy, Nick Frygey PERSON's common enough.
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Okay.
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What part of that argument is dumb, Nick PERSON?
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Life doesn't fucking dictate between your height or female or male.
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A wall is still a wall.
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There we go.
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And who cares?
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It's our show.
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We don't want to give the money away.
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Let's go, Jamie PERSON.
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15 cows on the rower.
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You guys, the workout is 15 cows on the rower.
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21 burpee box getovers at 48 inches and 21 bar muscle ups. The only difference between the vaginas and penis workouts is on the rower 21 burpee box getovers at 48 inches and 21 bar muscle
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ups the only difference between the vaginas and penis workouts is on the rower everything
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else is the same hey tell the pull us coming up again nick frege PERSON they didn't adjust
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the log heights you dumb fuck and yeah yeah but you're about muscle up mussel up logs they didn't
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adjust these are walls your boxes no i don't give a fuck we're about to find logs. They didn't adjust the ice. You're boxes.
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No, I don't give a fuck.
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We're about to find out if that Jamie Latimer body is all show or if it's got some go. She just barred the rower.
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She didn't pull them up.
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Taylor, why didn't you choose 18 seconds for the row or for the girls?
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18 calories?
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Because I didn't want to lower the boxes.
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Okay.
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You didn't want to lose to Jamie PERSON, that's why.
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Exactly.
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I don't think this swivel over method is going to be too slow.
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I mean, I guess I probably could have changed the box height.
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There's no way of females beat me at anyways, the 21 bar muscle.
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Don't back down, Taylor PERSON.
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No, you couldn't.
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Fuck it, dude. I'm empowering women. People are saying I'm a misogynist. Don't back down, Taylor PERSON. No, you couldn't. Fuck it, dude.
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I'm empowering women.
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People are saying I'm a misogynist.
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I'm not inclusive of women.
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I'm empowering women to show how good they are by beating me at the same box height.
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It would be really good when you do something like Diane and they got to use a 225 barbell.
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100%.
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Women don't need empowering.
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They got enough power.
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The unknown $100.
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Scaling even a little bit in a mixed sex contest
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has more than a whiff of DEI in it.
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Well, thank you.
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Oh, 100 bucks.
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Let's go, buddy.
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The unknown, man, he'd just be handing it out.
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Yeah, that's actually blackman.
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That's a lot of money there, buddy.
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It would make sense.
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I did see a text come in, say,
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I identify with being black.
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That will get you a free entry if I can find that.
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Travis Brault PERSON's got a full
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erection right now. Nice.
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Jamie PERSON's body is fucking crazy.
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She's kind of cruising and she's short
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and she's fit. Taylor PERSON, you're not safe, safe.
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I'm 100% safe.
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David Gore, please stop giving the old people airtime, And she's fit. Taylor, you're not safe, safe. I'm 100% safe. David Gora PERSON,
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please stop giving the old people air time.
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Fair enough.
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I agree.
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This is going to be 20.
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my girl,
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let's go.
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Is it?
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It should be on the way back
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is 20.
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I think this is 21.
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Oh, you're right.
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You're right.
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You're right.
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You're right.
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That was 20.
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This is 21.
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You can see Jamie Latimer on the Clydesdale ORG podcast.
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She's a regular over there. Yeah, just go, Jamie. Come on. This is 21. You can see Jamie Latimer on the Clydesdale ORG podcast. She's a regular over there.
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You got to go, Jamie PERSON.
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Come on, get on there.
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Pull that fucking.
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Where's you at?
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Oh, yeah.
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The time to beat is 312 people.
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312.
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She's on pace to beat it.
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Oh, she's not.
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She's on pace.
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A thousand bucks from Vindicate ORG.
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She's on pace.
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Oh, don't.
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Yes, she is.
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She's not on face.
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Taylor PERSON, you're going to lose, Taylor.
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So, Jamie PERSON?
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Yeah.
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No shot.
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She's going to break it 11.
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Oh.
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You want about $1,000?
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I absolutely do not want about $1,000.
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I don't think I'm even right.
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Let's go, Jamie PERSON.
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Let's go.
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You're close.
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Let's go, Jamie PERSON.
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Oh, shit.
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12.
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There we go.
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There we go. 13. 13. Let's go, Jamie. Oh, shit. 12. There we go. There we go.
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13.
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312.
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312.
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We passed the time to beat.
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She's doing great.
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She's going to the best time as a day outside of Taylor PERSON.
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Nice.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Come on seven to go.
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I don't know.
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You think she's got seven in a row?
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I think that was a full set.
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I don't think she's got that.
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We could kick her off right away.
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Yeah, fucking seven or die.
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Like, come on.
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Oh, man, the kipswing.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let's go, Jamie PERSON.
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Let's go, Jamie PERSON.
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Hey, you need to sign up for Sentinel PRODUCT.
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I'll get that kipswing tightened up.
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Come on.
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Don't come down.
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Don't come down.
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Oh, she'll hold on.
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Come on, Jamie PERSON.
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Chicken wings. Chicken wings.
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Chicken wing.
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What's that?
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Come on.
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Let's go, Jamie PERSON.
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That's one.
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Go.
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Nice.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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What are you doing over here?
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I guess you get a T-shirt, but that's it.
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Good job.
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Jamie PERSON, you have the nicest rig in the room.
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You have the nicest rig in the room.
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Sarah Cox, 50 bucks, C-Apeptides.com.
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Contact.
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Dude, anything, this will be my first time making it.
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So anything, Chair PERSON, anybody helping me get to the games would be so huge.
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All right.
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Well, you'll get a shirt.
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I don't know if that'll help, but.
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You are.
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You are.
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When you say help, Taylor PERSON wanted to give you some advice on your muscle ups.
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Is that what you mean?
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Yeah, we've got to tighten that tip swing up.
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That's fine, too.
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I have a torn labrum.
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So I'm doing what I could do today.
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I tore my wife's labrum last night.
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It's so terrible.
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Labium?
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Labium or labrum?
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Oh, sorry.
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Sorry, my anatomy's all fucked up.
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Hey, what's a labium?
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Jamie PERSON, absolutely amazing performance.
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What did you think your time would be?
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Did you perform like you wanted?
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Did you execute like you wanted to?
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Close.
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I mean, I said I wanted to break 410.
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And what was her time, guys?
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4-1.
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4-0-1.
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And being on the show, do you think that that helped you push harder?
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Yeah, probably.
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Yeah, all right, good.
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And what gym are you at?
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Redemption Fitness ORG, 10K.
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It's my gym.
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I own it.
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Oh, okay.
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In what city?
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Holt, Michigan GPE.
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Just outside of Lansing GPE.
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Hey, absolutely amazing performance.
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You are a beautiful human being inside and out.
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I've known you for a long time, and it's great to see you do this.
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And you are, it's hard as it is for me to say this,
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say something nice to anyone on the show.
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You are a true inspiration to a lot of human beings out there,
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and thanks for being you.
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I thank you.
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I thank you for the opportunity. Next weekend was semi, I was like I better get my shot now while I can.
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All right girl. Have a good day.
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Good job. Jamie. Jamie Ladimir. Hey, Mike DeVito PERSON, that's how you answered the gym question.
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It's my brother's gym. My buddy's gym. What gym are you at? My brother's gym. All right. Put these
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fucking idiots in, dude.
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We are 43 minutes into the show.
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I don't think we can get more than one or two people.
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Dude, I want some excitement.
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We have our, well, this next one's going to be exciting.
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We have our first repeat.
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Oh, my God.
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We have our...
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We have our...
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We have our first repeat.
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No, no, no.
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This guy, this is going to be a problem, guys.
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If it's the big dude, it ain't going to be a problem.
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Brandon Smith PERSON back on the show.
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Oh, bitch.
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With the shirt.
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He's going to be doing fivesies on the fucking muscle ups, dude.
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We'll be starting to clock 10 seconds late for him because he's wearing a CEO shirt.
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Thank God he's got an eye.
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Oh, my God.
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Do you meet me, Brandon PERSON?
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Tripping.
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Brandon PERSON, before you start, do you really think you have a shot?
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Okay.
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You're good now.
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Brandon PERSON, do you really think you have a shot?
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Do you have a shot?
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Oh, come on.
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Oh, come on.
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Dude.
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Wow. All right, Brandon PERSON's off the show.
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You're off the show.
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This gym is so awesome.
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Brandon PERSON, if you're working out with guys you have the same physique as me, you're fucked.
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Yeah, I got to put a shirt on. Look at his hair.
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Trying out loud. He's like, h guy's got to put a shirt on. Look at his hair. Crying out loud.
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What is that? What's that? Humpty, dumpy, sit on a fucking long.
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Who's your workout partner, Sev on two?
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Oh my God. You guys go to the same barber brand and you and that guy for crying out loud.
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Where do you get your haircuts? For fuck's sake.
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Hey, that guy's stomach looks like those things you jump off of a dock and bounce on and fucking shoot people up in the water.
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Oh my God. What are they on they on you have a belt on i think he's pregnant he's gonna need that guy's gonna need therapy for a month after the show sorry we'll just get him in there with john young
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holy shit hey brandy you're out i want that guy to do the workout instead now let's go brandon
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you're all ready yeah are we ready is do the workout instead now. Let's go, Brandon PERSON. You all ready?
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Yeah.
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Are we ready?
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Is Brandon PERSON ready?
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He sounds like he shouldn't have called in.
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V-5, full-fum.
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There's a 10-second count.
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I think he's my guy.
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It's like those two brothers,
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the defenders of the galaxy,
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Brandon PERSON than that guy.
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I guess it is true.
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David Reed PERSON says men can get pregnant.
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It reminds me of Louis, Louis Simmons PERSON.
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What does?
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His gut. Oh, okay.
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Yeah, his hair reminds me of a fucking friar
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tuck from fucking King Arthur FAC, dude.
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Shave that shit off, dude.
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What the fuck?
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Brandon Smith's second come on Brandon
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totally random guys how I just send out
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the links I don't even look to who I'm sending from
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kind of amazing that he's gotten in twice
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the workout is 21 cows on the rower
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21 burpee box getovers at 48 inches
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than 21 bar muscle ups the time
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to beat is three minutes and 12 seconds
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set by the man himself kill Taylor
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and if you beat that time
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you got a nice good
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wow 20 seconds ahead of Taylor PERSON's time right now set by the man himself, kill Taylor. And if you beat that time, you got a nice good. Wow.
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20 seconds ahead of Taylor PERSON's time right now.
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Taylor PERSON's balls just went up inside of his stomach.
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But he just takes him to take a hitchstep.
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I don't know, dude.
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We'll see.
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Well, springy.
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Looks springy up there.
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He texts me, he said he was really good on the burpee box jumpovers.
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Like Taylor PERSON was really good.
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And so I'm guessing he's trying to build time on the rower.
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The audience is even knows.
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Uh-oh.
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Clock.
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Uh-oh.
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They know.
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Come on, Brandon PERSON.
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Hey.
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Wow.
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I like it more when Taylor PERSON's nervous because then he gets all weird.
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Nine.
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Fuck you got it.
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The other time, Taylor PERSON's just sitting on his laurels.
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I'm going to win.
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Slow down.
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Slow down, Brandon PERSON.
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Don't.
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11.
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it's too fast, bro.
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13.
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Wait, what is that?
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14?
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I think he's got,
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this is going to be 13.
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13.
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Where are we at, coach?
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He's on pace.
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14.
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He's on pace.
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He's on pace. God. He's on pace.
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God, he stays behind that box a long time, though.
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So did Taylor PERSON, though.
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Probably even longer if you ask me, Taylor PERSON.
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Shut up.
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What's my God?
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16.
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This is 17.
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Hans at one-life CrossFit and Santa Maria GPE is ready to go.
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Good luck, Hans PERSON.
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18.
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Ooh, can he do 21 in a minute?
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19.
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What is Beauty and Brains LLC ORG?
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$50 in one cent?
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There you go, buddy.
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Come on.
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Uh-oh.
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Come on. Get up there.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, no, he's got to not be a little bitch, Brandon PERSON.
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You got to do him in a minute.
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That's all.
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He has a minute.
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Three minutes and 12 seconds to be one.
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Yeah, you got a minute.
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It's the floor. Two. Oh, look at the press. Taylor. Three. He's done. That's all. He has a minute. Three minutes and 12 seconds to be one. Got a minute. Two.
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Oh, look at the press.
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Oh, Taylor PERSON.
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Three.
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He's done.
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Come on, Brandon PERSON.
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Four.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, shit.
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Five.
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Oh, Nelly PERSON.
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Come on.
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You got it.
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Yeah, buddy.
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Yeah, buddy.
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Seven.
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There you go.
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Oh, God.
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Come on.
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Oh, no.
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Come on. Hang on, Brandon PERSON. Fuck on. Oh, no. Come on.
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Hang on, Brandon PERSON.
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Fuck you.
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Oh, my God.
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12, Taylor PERSON.
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It's going to be.
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Close.
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Not this week, Brandon PERSON.
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Don't you fucking break.
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You're going to get the thousand bucks.
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Brandon PERSON, go.
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Come on.
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Ah! Here you. A hero. You're a lot. thousand bucks Brandon PERSON. Come on. Come on.
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Here you're a
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My God!
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Oh my god!
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This guy always comes early.
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This guy always comes early.
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Holy fuck.
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Oh my god.
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I know exactly what happens in his bedroom.
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Jesus, crime.
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And he was almost there, Brandon PERSON.
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Knew it.
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Uh.
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Definitely put it that way. It's really sad. Good, dude. Come on, Brandon PERSON. Knew it.
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Come on, Brandon PERSON.
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Oh, yeah, fell apart.
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Hey, come on, Brandon PERSON. His form looked great.
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Holy shit.
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I can taste my dick in the back of my throat.
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That's how funny I'm sweating.
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Dang.
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God, way to still out
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Yeah, that other one?
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No, that was it.
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That was it, that was it.
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I'm happy with his work.
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Wow.
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Good job, Brandon PERSON.
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He gave himself that zero, that one at 16, did he?
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Yeah, maybe he did.
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Who knows?
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Either way.
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Good job, dude.
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Yeah, there's a lot.
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We're not putting it wrong.
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Oh, he's pissed.
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Oh, he's pissed. Brandon PERSON, you How's it feels? He's pissed. Oh, he's pissed.
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Brandon PERSON, you're pissed, huh?
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He's pissed.
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Wow.
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You were on pace, bro.
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Wow.
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You were on pace.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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I hate to say, but I want to talk to him.
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Get him over here.
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He's pissed.
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Hey, we got to put these two.
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Brandon PERSON, do you always come early?
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Yeah, all the time.
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Hey, dude, second week in a row where you were on pace to fucking get the money and you fucking shit to bed.
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What happened?
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Why did you come down?
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What, grip or engine?
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What happened?
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I had no triceps left.
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Man, you could have fooled us. You looked incredible.
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Your form was incredible. You were killing it.
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Yeah, I'm just a bitch.
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Shut up. You're not a foolish.
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Hey, what about the row? You came off the row. I want to say
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15 seconds before Taylor PERSON. Was that the plan?
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Yeah, I knew I had to make up time on that
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for the burpees. His burpees were ridiculous.
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And then I had a shot of I'm broken, but no chest, no trices. And that's why we're not going
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to a semifinal. Oh. Is this, man, it's crazy. Were you surprised when you got the link again? I can't
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believe you got in twice.
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Yeah, a little bit, but, you know, we'll find a way.
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We'll find a way.
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All right.
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Hey, thanks for coming on.
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You're the man.
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You're a savage.
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Good job.
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Absolutely.
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Thank you for having me.
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Yep.
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Thanks, Brandon PERSON.
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Good job.
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Oh, you're never going to fucking believe this.
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Um, what?
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Those jersey dudes did get in.
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Let's go.
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Holy shit.
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Fuck these guys.
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Now listen, I sent the link to one person before them, and then they got the link.
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I can't believe they got in.
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I mean, there's hundreds of links coming in.
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Hey, Brandon PERSON, stay in.
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Oh, okay.
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All right.
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Bye, Brandon PERSON.
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Brandon PERSON, stay in touch.
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I want to send you a Kill Taylor ORG shirt when we get a mate. Yeah, absolutely in, oh, okay. All right. Bye, Brandon. Brandon, stay in touch. I want to send you a Kill Taylor shirt if and when we get them made.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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All right, dude.
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Those will be exclusive shirts, by the way, only for people who've competed.
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There won't be anything that anyone can buy.
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Thank you.
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All right, dude.
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You demand.
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Tell your lady, thank you.
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Later.
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Keep working.
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Hey, you know those people who have molds of their penises?
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Taylor PERSON should make one and ship them to people.
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Oh my God.
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This dude looks just like Nile PERSON.
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Do him and Nile PERSON go to the same hair salon?
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I know this guy.
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You do?
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What about Taylor PERSON?
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He's going to warp up on you, Taylor PERSON.
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No, he doesn't stand a chance.
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Are these the Jersey Shore LOC dudes?
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No. Taylor, dude, be careful. I just signed up for Sinc Taylor. No, he doesn't stand a chance. Are these the Jersey Shore LOC dudes? No.
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Taylor PERSON, dude, be careful.
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I just signed up for Sentinel. So you got to be on it for at least three months before you have a chance, bro.
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Yeah, you're right.
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You're right.
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He sends you the real programming after three months.
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Jeremiah PERSON, you got a shot at this?
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I'm going to give him my best go.
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I just did a workout like an hour ago with not
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dog rowing in it, but I'm still I'm still gonna sell out. Okay, hold on I'm writing down your
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excuses. Uh, already did work out.
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Sevan ORG, you always have excuses. Come on. You can do it. True. Fair. Fair enough. Fair enough.
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Don't drag me into your shit. Thank you. He writes. He writes his down too.
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All right, dude. We're ready when you are. Thanks for doing this. Wait, how tall are you?
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Five, nine.
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Do you have a huge ass?
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Yes.
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Have you ever had come on your back?
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All right.
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Here we go.
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Let's see what that dump truck can do.
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Oh, shoot.
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You got one glance at that. Hey,
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let us hold on the camera.
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Turn it the other way.
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Hey,
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everybody watching.
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Stop sending me DMs trying to get on the fucking show.
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It's not my job.
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It's Savon ORG's job just so everybody knows.
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Sevan ORG's guy's control.
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I sent a link to those douche canoes.
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Behind.
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Hey, everyone has a chick with them.
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This guy's got a three minute and 15 second time cap, okay?
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Hey, Aaron, what's up, dude?
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We can't even see his lower screen.
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He's going to do probably like 13 calories.
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It's fine.
Speaker 133259.78s - 3261.08s
No, he's a known cheater.
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He's going to probably do 13.
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Is he a known cheater?
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No. He's not. He's honest. Okay.. He's going to be a 13th. Is he a known cheater? No.
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He's not.
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He's honest.
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Okay.
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Just so you guys know, you're watching Jeremiah Clark PERSON do the Kill Taylor Week
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to workout for a thousand bucks brought to by Vindekate ORG vnDK8.com.
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21 calories on the row or 21 burpee box, getovers, 48 inches,
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21 bar muscle ups.
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On the top left-hand corner, you have Tyson Beijing quarterback, Chicago Bears ORG.
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Below him, Andrew Hiller PERSON, fit below him on his phone.
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Always texting is Taylor Self.
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That's the man to beat.
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He can do what he wants.
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And then Tyler Watkins PERSON from, he won out.
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And we're off.
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Caleb PERSON got the clock going.
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He got his second behind.
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No, the clock's the second behind.
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Okay.
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First off is the 21 calories on the rower.
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Jeremiah just signed up for Sentinel PRODUCT training.
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Taylor said it'll take at least three months.
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Let me look at that.
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Hey, dude, this guy is not a liar.
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How do you know this guy?
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Does you guys like go to school together or something?
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How do you know him so well?
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About five years ago,
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dropped into my affiliate to do the Open one year.
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With a buddy of his that was a member of my gym.
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That's where I met him.
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Time to beat his three minutes and 12 seconds TIME.
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He's off at the same time as Brandon Smith PERSON.
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About 15 seconds fast.
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Burpee.
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Burpee.
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Burpee, burpee, burpee, burpee, burpee.
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Oh, my God. This guy's bummed. Oh,, burpee. Oh, my God.
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This guy's fubbed.
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Oh, shit, one.
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Oh, dude.
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One, two.
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I didn't know.
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I should ask if he was literate.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Of course you're going to beat me if you don't have to do a burpee.
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Good thing Sentinel PRODUCT training has videos.
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Not everything's written down.
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Oh my goodness.
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Hey, dude.
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He's pretty springy though.
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You could have had a shot at you too.
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Yeah, look how he just steps right up there.
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That's athleticism, Taylor PERSON.
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Look at him.
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That's an athlete.
Speaker 133375.56s - 3376.48s
Don't give up.
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Dude, I wasted no energy on these.
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When I finished these, I felt like I just started the workout.
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I'm just telling you, he just steps right up there, 48 inches.
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Don't tell me how to be good at the things I'm already good at, bro.
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All right.
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What's to do with the clock at the moment?
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Yeah, where's the clock?
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Why's our clock stop?
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Oh, there's a clock over there, too.
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Oh, what the fuck?
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God damn it, Caleb PERSON.
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Caleb PERSON just turned red like a tomato.
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Dude!
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Let's go. That's how Caleb PERSON makes it exciting. He stops the clock just turned red like a tomato. Let's go.
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That's how Caleb PERSON makes it exciting.
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He stops the clock to give the guy a chance.
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Oh, my God.
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Let's go, Jeremiah PERSON.
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This whole workout is fucked.
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You might not be able to read Jeremiah PERSON, but we can't operate a clock.
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Jeremiah, that's one.
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Two. I actually appreciate Caleb PERSON for doing that
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Can we go to the next guy?
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Love you dude
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He's gonna destroy you when he does his own workin
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He's not on pace, Hiller
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How do you know? You don't even know what time is
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He does, dude
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Is he on pace seven?
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No, no, no, he's not on pace.
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You can't miss two burpees
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And he, oh no, no, no He did's not on pace. You can't miss two burpees. Oh, no, no, no.
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He did the old, I'm on MDMA rubbing my thigh move.
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He's toast.
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What is that?
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Oh, sheesh.
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There we go.
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There you go, buddy.
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He's doing too much of a strict press.
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He's got to use the knees a little bit.
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Good thing he's on Sentinel PRODUCT training.
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Do we have any idea what his time is?
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Any idea?
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203.
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What's his time?
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Where's he at?
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I said we'd give it to him if he finishes.
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Oh, shit.
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Come on, Jeremiah PERSON.
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Let's go, buddy.
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Stop fooling around.
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People are watching.
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Only 2,000 people are watching.
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Hey, dude, imagine thinking of this workout's box jumpovers.
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And you're like, oh oh my God, burpees.
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And immediately have to pivot.
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Holy shit.
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That's he can get out.
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That happens.
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Oh, man.
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Lance Needy and Jeremiah PERSON's on pace
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to get done by midnight.
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That C. Hiller PERSON, what happened to him is like what happened to me with
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the clock, but instead of me stopping and restarting,
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I just fucking basically.
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Well, you would have done like three calories.
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This dude sent his soul on the roller.
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All right.
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It looks like we have the...
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The Jersey GPE boys.
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The Jersey GPE boys lined up.
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Yeah.
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They're hey, and they look yoked.
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Yeah, they're good as fuck.
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I want to send him a dick pick before they start just to get in their head.
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Yeah, and he's got the headband on and shit, and he's pacing around like a fucking bull.
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Hey, check this out.
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Let's go, Jeremiah PERSON.
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Come on, we don't have all day.
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We gave you a minute, and you still haven't finished.
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We did get him in.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, these guys are cocked sure, dude.
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You should see him in the back room.
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They're like, they got swagger.
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Gone.
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Taylor PERSON is sent him.
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Get your hands off your knees.
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Taylor PERSON, is your ass out?
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Yeah.
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Taking a picture of his butthole to send him.
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Oh, my God. You won't even believe these guys.
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Jeremiah PERSON, get up there.
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Come on, Jeremiah PERSON.
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Jeremy PERSON, you're lucky these next dudes are good.
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You're about to ruin the show.
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God, this reminds me.
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We should get Daniel Kuse PERSON on this show.
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I just sent him a picture.
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I just sent up a picture on my ass.
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Ow, my abs are camping.
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He's fucking 12 years old.
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Jeremiah PERSON, come on, let's go, buddy.
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He sent me a number on Instagram ORG.
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Couldn't have done that, bro.
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Let's go. Let's go. Come on, Jeremiah's go, buddy. He sent me a number on Instagram ORG. Couldn't have done that, bro. Let's go.
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Let's go.
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Come on, Jeremiah PERSON.
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Hey, what are you at?
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You got a number?
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How many?
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Holy shit.
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Hey, at least if they beat me, they get a picture of my butthole.
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Yeah, fair enough.
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That's not a positive, dude.
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The next guys who are coming up are the last guys.
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Oh, we don't even have time for these guys.
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The show's over.
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Just play them, dude.
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Let it go.
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Okay.
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Taylor PERSON wants to die.
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Are you going to be mad at me?
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Hey, Jeremiah PERSON, you're a good dude.
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Oh, shit.
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I'm going to pee.
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Good work, dude.
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Who is...
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How close is he? What number is he on?
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Aaron, what number is he on?
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Don't put it on him.
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Nice. What do you have? Good job.
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457 with a 30-second handicap.
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I'm going to leave this up to
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you got time for one more person to work out?
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Usually the show's supposed to be an hour long.
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You got time?
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I'm in.
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You have time, Tyson PERSON?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
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Was it close?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You were super close.
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You were close to doubling it.
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You were close to doubling it.
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Yeah, that's right. Hey, dude, you were super close. You were close to doubling it. Yeah, that's right.
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Hey, dude, if you took, if you should, did you really think that you were close?
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No, not at all.
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Okay, good.
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All right, good.
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I also misread the workout.
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No.
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I didn't know there were burpees.
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So that was cool.
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Yeah, that was cool.
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Thank you.
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You just saved us a thousand bucks. I appreciate it. Yeah, you were on pace, dude. You that was cool. Yeah, that was cool. Thank you. You just saved us a thousand bucks.
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I appreciate it. Yeah, you're on pace, dude. You were on pace. For the first five cows in the row,
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I was on pace. All right. Go lick your wounds. Thanks for having you on. Stay in touch. If we get shirts, reach out to me and we'll send you an exclusive shirt that only participants get.
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Sounds good. Thanks, Jeremiah PERSON.
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See you soon, Jeremiah PERSON.
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Work.
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So, Taylor PERSON, do you want to tell us about the tension between these guys before we bring them on?
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I just sent them a picture of my butt cheeks, so I'm sure there's a lot of tension.
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I know, but you had some back and forth with these guys on the internet that's been pretty crazy, right?
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Yeah, they said some girl was like, you're going to have to change the name to kill Joey after these guys beat you.
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And I told me, I makeer she packs her diaper cream.
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Because when I give these two guys some butt rash with my dingling, they're going to need it.
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Okay. And you don't know these guys. And you don't know these guys.
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No. All right. The tension between these guys, here we go. Brace yourself, everyone.
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Here they are.
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On Will Carter's phone, there's the two fighters.
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Oh, my God.
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Let's do it, boys.
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Of course they're from Tennessee GPE.
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Look at that.
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What's going on here?
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Are you guys Mexican NORP?
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No.
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See, see, see.
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Just culturally appropriated the outfits.
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Listen, do you guys have a chance?
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No, not with that fucking airwave.
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Taylor PERSON, Taylor, shawks.
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He keeps dropping the ball on his fucking chalk brakes, dude.
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Tell us got to step it up.
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Wow, wow.
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I didn't chalkback on this one.
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Do you guys know the workout has burpees in it?
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Yeah, yeah. Our size isn't friendly for that, but...
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Yeah, we're guarding gnome size, so it's going to be 48 inches of climbing, but we're good.
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We're confident.
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How tall are you that?
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And where are you guys?
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Broadfoot Wowick.
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How tall are you guys?
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Do you have a speech impediment, or is that really the name of the gym?
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Garden note.
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Wow, Colton's taller than you guys?
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I'm pretty sure Will PERSON's a wrestler.
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You're kind of bone.
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You're bone, Taylor PERSON.
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You've got to bend over to give you a standy at semis, all right?
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All right, we're ready when you are.
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Let's do this.
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We're going to give you the countdown.
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We've got a clock on the side.
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Line it up, right?
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All right, good luck, boys.
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You got to wear those when you work out.
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We got to watch the clock.
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We got to be able to see the clock.
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All right, hold on, hold on. Oh, shit. Taylor PERSON. These guys are fucking Ch. Good luck, boys. You gotta wear those when you work out. We got to watch the clock. We got to be able to see the clock. All right.
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Hold on.
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Oh, shit.
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These guys are fucking Chippendales NORP, dude.
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Oh, my God.
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I sent him a picture of my ass and they said,
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let me eat that shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Also,
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I'll send anyone that beats Taylor's time a special message for my friend Martin.
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All right, boy.
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Here we go.
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The dude in the headband looks like this dude from Barstool ORG.
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Will, he used to playing the freaking NFL ORG.
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Wow, look at these guys are serious.
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They got their clock set up for us.
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This is crazy.
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Oh, shit, let's go. This is great. Are these guys are serious. They got their clock set up for us. This is crazy.
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Oh, shit.
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Let's go.
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This is great.
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Are these guys really wrestlers? That's a problem.
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Why do you wear a knee sleeve, Joey?
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What is?
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Caleb PERSON, let's go.
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Let's go, Caleb PERSON.
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You see it?
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The hairdo.
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The hairdo.
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Hey, where's his box?
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Probably behind the other box.
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Here we go, boys.
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Are they jumping over the same box?
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Hey, scoot that phone a little closer to the camera.
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Scoot it a little closer to the...
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Whatever.
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I can see it.
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Yeah, louder, Taylor PERSON.
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I don't think they hear you. Helen Keller's fucking judging their workout. Scooting a little closer to the... Whatever. I can see it. Yeah, loud or Taylor PERSON.
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I don't think they hear you.
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Helen Keller PERSON's fucking judging their workout.
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They're off guys.
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They're off.
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Oh shit. Caleb PERSON's not on it.
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Who's Helen Keller PERSON?
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Blind lady.
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All right.
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I got my cloths on it too.
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Wow.
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Dude, that's true.
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I mean, actually beat me.
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Hey, Seth PERSON, you might be at K.
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Joey P.
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drinking paper street coffee, just saying.
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Indicate will be giving a thousand dollars if these guys can beat Taylor PERSON.
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If one of these guys, the guy with the best time, the time to beat is three minutes and 12 seconds TIME.
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Fuck.
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It's a better looking version of the buttery bros.
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Wow.
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I like that. Dude on the right's's laps go down to his fucking butt.
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Yeah, do you think these guys crawl all over each other's wieners or what?
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Oh, wow.
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Done with the row.
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How they warmed up.
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Little aggressive.
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Five seconds behind.
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There you go.
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Oh, wow.
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That's going to be a long day for these midgets.
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Oh, wow, that's going to be a long day for these midgets. Oh, wow.
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You know what they said they were short?
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I didn't really believe them until I saw them jump over the box.
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That box is four feet high, 48 inches, people.
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Which makes these guys about 4 foot 10.
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Hey, Joey, that's one rep.
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You got one, two.
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I'm just going to keep saying the same joke.
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We don't even know where they're at.
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Yeah, they're both at 18, I think.
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Shut the fuck up.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, hey, your pecks are huge.
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Oh, don't slow down, you pussy.
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Damn, damn. damn Joey look at
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we got winded we got winded
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oh it's not a good time for your
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trisip to you about old boy no
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oh my god wins out of the sales
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who invited the magic mics
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somebody put a CO2 canister
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up his bottle that'll give them they need one
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minute people to do the bar muslups if they
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make it to the bar by 212
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they are in the game for the thousand bucks.
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Oh, fuck these guys.
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No way.
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They're in the game.
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They're still in the game.
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Both gentlemen are still in the game with 12 seconds to spare.
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Yep, they're on pace.
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They've got to get over there soon, though.
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They've got three seconds to get over to the bar.
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Oh, man, I don't think they're on pace.
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Let's go, boy.
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, man, I don't think they're on face. Let's go, boy. Oh, shit.
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Oh, he's got a man.
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He's saving it for the muscle up.
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You got it.
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Yeah, I'm shut the fuck up.
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Wow.
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
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He's got to go.
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Oh, man.
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And he's a midget, too.
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Oh, I'll count the guy in the right.
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I'll count the guy in the right.
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I'll count the guy on the right. Just count the guy on the right. I'll count the guy in the right. I'll count the guy in the right.
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Just count the guy on the right.
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Just count the guy on the right.
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That doesn't matter.
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Four.
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You don't know that.
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Wow.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Six.
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He might beat me, dude.
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Oh, my God.
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No, seven.
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Eight.
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Fuck those arms out.
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Oh, my God.
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Nine.
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Ten. He's the fast as fuck. 11. No, my God. 10.
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He's the fast as fuck.
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11.
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No, he doesn't got me.
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12.
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13.
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Time to beat his 3.12.
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14.
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Either you're safe.
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15.
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It's going to be close, boys.
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No, it's not.
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Get back up there, you fucking midget.
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19, I swear to God.
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Speaking of that, dude, Mikey swoosh followed me on Instagram.
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Is that fucked up?
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Speaking of what?
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Wow.
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427.
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Wow.
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327.
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Very good.
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327.
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Damn, dude.
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Damn. Wow. Go, let's go. Let's go. We draw. Very good. Three 27. Damn, dude. Yeah, a little bit. Damn.
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Wow.
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Go, let's go.
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What are you drawing over there?
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I've been guessing what I think the time's going to be.
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Have you been close?
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He's studying play.
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Three, I guess three 22.
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Oh, you're close.
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Five seconds off.
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Just by looking at them.
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These guys are, yeah, these guys are brothers.
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Is that right?
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No.
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No way.
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That's, that's, oh.
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They'd have one fitter brother over the other.
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That would suck.
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Guys, that's great.
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Close.
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Close.
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Very close.
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Very close.
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He looks just like Will Compton PERSON.
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Hey, when you got...
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I'll get the business down below, right?
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I got the boat.
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Hey, you with the headband on,
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when you got on the bar,
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you had a chance.
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Did you know you had a chance?
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I think I got to, like,
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I got the rep 10.
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Starting on the bar,
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I knew I had a chance,
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and then I got the 10 reps.
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And I know I was going to make it.
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Well, good job.
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Like three packs of camels before this show?
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Did you smoke cigarettes?
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I was close when I got to 12 reps for that.
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No, dude, that's Tom Hardy meets Mark Wahlberg PERSON.
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Holy shit, you're right.
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Yeah.
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Did you guys, when you guys saw this, I didn't think you guys had a chance of getting in,
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but you used, I don't want to even want to tell the people the technique you used to get your name picked.
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That was pretty fucking brilliant.
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I sent some naked chick.
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Yeah, it was pretty fucking smooth how they did it.
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Did you guys plan for this last night?
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Were you guys, okay, let's meet in the gym tomorrow and fucking beat Taylor PERSON's ass?
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I almost didn't get on.
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He almost was ready to kill someone. I've never seen him
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that fucking mad before.
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Listen, I got to shoot my shot. This was my Super Bowl EVENT, right?
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I lost this one, but I'm coming back for semifinals, all right?
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Awesome. Hey, have either of you guys ever been to semifinals?
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I've been on a team, which I know you don't give a fuck about.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, this guy's been to semis multiple times.
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I've gone once a long time ago.
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And how old are you guys?
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You guys are way hotter than me, so that's cool.
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I'm 32 years old. I'm 27.
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All right. Hey, you guys were amazing.
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Thank you for doing this. What a fucking great show you put on. Stay in touch.
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And if we get shirts, we'd love to give you like an exclusive shirt.
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Thank you. Appreciate that. You guys. Good job, guys.
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You guys made the shirt. Thank you. Appreciate that. You guys. Good job, guys. You guys made the show.
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Thank you.
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Dude, was Brady Smith PERSON the closest again?
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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No, no, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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This guy, the guy just now was.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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Brandon PERSON had the best shot till he broke
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yeah
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he's a good comment from Bryson
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he's right
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sounds like the grandma
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who loves chocolate on SpongeBob
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oh my God
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Stefan PERSON's got no idea
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no idea
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hey Tyson PERSON you think anyone's ever gonna beat him
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you think it's just like he's just too good
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like these are we all he's doing the programming
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he goes first we only give people 30 minutes you think anyone ever beats him yeah I don't know I think it's a I think it's a I think it's just like he's just too good like these are we all he's per doing the programming he goes first we only give people 30 minutes you think anyone ever beats him yeah i don't know i think it's
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i think it's a i think it's just a mindset thing i think uh brandon smith had a chance but he just got
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all flimsy in the head towards the end couldn't couldn't pull it through but um yeah i don't
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yeah i don't know especially uh how you were commenting on Taylor PERSON's burpee box jumpovers,
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how you're saying he was going slow,
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and then it turns out he was fucking ramping through him like they were candy.
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It would be tough to beat him.
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You think anyone beats him, Tyler, Mr. Watkins PERSON,
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you think there's any chance anyone beats him,
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or we're just going to be holding on this prize person is going to get to like $10,000.
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I think eventually Taylor PERSON's going to get wild with the programies.
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I'm going to throw this in and that's where it gets him.
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There's a chance of that happening.
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I will say this.
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I don't think any games athletes are going to do it because they're all pussies.
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They're going to be like, ah, I have to do my training today.
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This doesn't fit with my training.
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And they're just not going to do it.
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I wouldn't be surprised if some tried to get in.
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It is really fucking hard to get in.
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Hillary PERSON, how long do you think he goes undefeated?
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It'll get up to about 7,000.
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At least five.
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At least five.
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At least five.
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If you get to choose your own workouts, dude, it's going to be tough.
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Taylor's world class at a couple of days.
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Are you going to start getting cocky when it's around 10?
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No.
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Why would I get cocky?
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I don't know.
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It's not even my money, so I don't really give a fuck, but I don't want to get you.
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All right.
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Thank you to vindicate vnda.com ORG.
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It's where all the cool kids go to get their cool clothes.
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Make sure you go over there.
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Hey, really quick.
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Tyson did the Rogue Echo Challenge EVENT.
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I wanted to plug him on that.
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How did that go, Tyson PERSON?
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Worst thing I've ever done.
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I wanted to take you to do that 50 calories.
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Minute 15.
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Suffering.
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Wow.
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Did you do that either?
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Um, minute, I don't, I mean, I don't know.
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It depends on the air quality, bro.
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If it's in Colorado GPE, yeah, I got it.
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If it's in North Carolina GPE, the air is thick here.
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I don't know, dude.
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How long did you feel like asked for, Tyson PERSON, after you did that?
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Oh my God.
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Like 30, like for the first 10 minutes after I feel like
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I couldn't open my eyes and then after about 30 minutes I felt somewhat normal again.
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And you just did it because you saw it on the rogue Instagram ORG and you and you entered?
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Yeah, we got done working out and then and then I had seen I saw the world record which was like 25 seconds, which I don't know why, but that's the thing that intrigued me.
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I was like, oh, this big sloppy joker can get it in 25 seconds.
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I can at least get it in 40.
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And then come to find out, I was wrong.
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Have you done it, Hiller PERSON?
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No.
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He asked me if I was going to do it.
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I was like, no, am I, Hiller PERSON? No. He asked me if I was going to do it.
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I was like, no.
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I'm not touching that.
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Because it hurts real bad.
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Tyler, have you done it?
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I think I've done it once.
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And I'm terrible at the bike.
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So it was nothing to... Taylor, what's your time on 50 cows?
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Put your phone down, dude.
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What are you fucking a 13-year-old girl?
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Dude, I'm responding to every person on your post that says they're going to beat me.
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And I'm telling them to go fuck themselves.
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I can't help it.
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50 for time I've never done.
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I've done 40 in a workout.
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And it was around like 44 seconds TIME.
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It was with Jason, actually.
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I beat the fuck out of this workout.
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Hey, it was 40 Cal PRODUCT, it was, hold on, let me say.
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It was 40 Cal Echo, bike, 60 chest to bars.
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Wait, wait. 40 Cal Echo, 60 chest bar, 40 cleaning jerks, 155, 60 box jumpovers.
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Maybe that was the workout.
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Don't remember.
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Hey, and do people not do it because it's that bad because of the pain?
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Because didn't Fraser say every morning he woke up and sold his soul to the assault bike?
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So did Fraser wake up every morning and do that?
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I bet he tried to make Mal do it too.
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We know how that worked out.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm just, what he said?
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I mean, dude, doing 50 Kalfa time every day.
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That's so dumb.
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I don't think it's like a thing that people don't ever do.
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I mean, that's a once a year gig. That's ever do. I mean, that's a once a year gig.
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That's a once a year gig.
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Fuck that.
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This shit hurts.
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I know why Tyson PERSON?
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There were various intervals that he did and it wasn't 50 Cal ORG first thing in the morning.
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No, he did that every day.
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First thing in the morning before his beam coffee, whatever he drinks.
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Oh, Lord.
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So you need the memory to go away is what you're saying, Tyson PERSON, before you do it again.
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Absolutely.
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Absolutely. All right. Caleb PERSON, before you do it again. Absolutely.
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Absolutely.
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All right.
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Caleb PERSON, thanks for running the clock.
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Hiller PERSON, thanks for being here.
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Tyson, Bajun PERSON, thanks for being here.
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Taylor Self, Kill Taylor ORG, you to Man.
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Thank you.
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Guys, we will see you guys 7 a.m. tomorrow morning.
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Thanks, everyone for joining in.
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Great show. You guys are seeing the beginning of something that is going to let you fill in the blank.
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Thanks for being here for the beginning of this thing because it's about to get crazy.