#436 The Roast of Tom Brady, Chris Is BACK In Studio, Meeting Your Comedy Heroes, Drunk Mom

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The Nikki Glazer Podcast ORG. The Nikki Glazer Podcast ORG.

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Hello, here I am.

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Welcome to the show.

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It's the Nikki Glazer Podcast.

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We are in a special studio in Los Angeles, California, which is where I am, because

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I did the roast of Tom Brady last night.

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And I am joined by obviously Brian Franji. What's up Brian?

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Yo, what's up? Noah PERSON gave

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birth already and so, yes,

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but I'm not gonna say any details. Why not? Did I not send you any pictures or anything? I had no

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pictures. Oh, Noah PERSON's given birth. She's been a mom for a week.

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Wow, congratulations, Noah PERSON.

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I guess I could say that. Noah PERSON, is that okay? I guess you are hearing this and you can't stop it if it's not okay because it's already out.

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Why can't you give details?

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Because I feel like that's like up to the mom to give, like name and age, sex location.

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What's the date of birth?

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I really don't know. Too personal.

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I think it was a week and a day ago or something.

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So, um, and join with us also is my boyfriend by popular demand back on the show.

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People have been wondering when are you coming back? I'm back.

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The answer is now. Chris Convey PERSON, everyone.

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Yeah.

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You won the poll. Yeah. Um, how are you guys? What's going on?

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What's going on? What's going on with us? What a dumb question.

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I mean, last night.

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Can you imagine if I was just like, guys, well, I guess some people do do that as the host and say, I'm the talk of the town.

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You're the talk of the town.

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So let's start with me.

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You're the bell of the ball.

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Toast of America GPE.

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The toast of America GPE.

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And last night, single-handedly saved comedy is pretty much the, it's seriously, that's

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pretty much the general consensus of the internet is that last night saved comedy because

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we've, you know, we've had a lot of lackluster comedy over the last five years. This wasn't lacking fun, I think. And last night was so fun.

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The roast of Tom Brady PERSON.

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Joyful.

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Yeah.

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How are you feeling?

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Yeah, how you feel?

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I'm tired.

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I'm not going to lie. Because you did the roast, Nikki did the roast last night at 5, right? And then it was a three-hour show, ended at 8.

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Yes.

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And then Nikki PERSON had to be back up for hair and makeup.

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At 3.30.

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I woke up and I took a shower for 10 minutes, and then I was having people put stuff on my face. It's actually like the longest shower you ever takes. So she went on the biggest television show of the year, probably in the last decade, really.

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And then she went on Howard Stern PERSON, the best video.

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I was like on the season finale of MASH WORK_OF_ART.

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And then the War of the World's EVENT broadcast.

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Those are essentially what those two things were.

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Within five hours of each other. And, you know, it did end at eight o'clock. Yeah. But then we went to an after party.

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Yeah.

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And so we really got out at about 10.30.

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Home by 11.

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In bed by midnight.

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A sleep by 1.30.

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Awake by 3.30.

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Wow. So two hours of sleep. But, you know, I'm going on adrenaline.

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I'm not, like, actively tired. I feel like, do you ever, like, stay up all night? Like, or you get one hour of sleep or something? And the sun's so much brighter.

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Yeah.

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Than it would be if it was just normal day.

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Because your pupils are dilated.

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Is this a metaphor? Yeah.

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Well, that might be, actually.

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The sun is brighter. And there's less clouds in the sky.

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And there's just a skipping your step. With me. I have 1.1 million followers now. That's right is brighter, and there's less clouds in the sky. More people want selfies with me. I have 1.1 million followers now.

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See, I told you.

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I got that point one, bitches.

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I'm waiting for that one.

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Brian thought last night that Nikki was going to get one million extra followers.

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No, that's not what I meant.

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That's what you said.

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I said, just remember these two letters and numbers, 2M. And I didn't mean that you're going to get one million followers within 20 minutes of the roast ending, but I do think that this is going to start.

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Let's monitor throughout the show.

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It's going to start your propulsion towards 2M.

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Why would you not have 2M? Yeah. Well, that's a good question.

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Others on the roast had to have more than 2M.

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Yeah. Well, it is a steady at one point. I mean, I've been at, this is not something I pay attention to, but when you are at a million followers, it's like a big deal when you make that leap from 998 to 999.

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And then you kind of look at it and you're like, I really don't pay attention to likes and numbers

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and stuff like that.

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I don't.

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And I know I brag about that stuff all the time, but I am bragging about it because it's very hard not to pay attention to that stuff. So I am bragging. Imagine if it goes down to not to pay attention to that stuff. So I am. Especially 1M. Imagine if it goes down to 999. It's like a disaster.

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It did. Like when you go over to 1A, like goes back and forth a little bit because you're losing, especially because I like bragged about it. Not bragged about it, but I was just like 1 million or whatever. Or other people noticed.

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Yeah. And so then people deliberately unfollow to get you down below to fuck with you. They pull a Benedict PERSON.

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Yeah. What was that? Everyone unfollowed Benedict PERSON after that. to fuck with you. They pull a Benedict. What was that?

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Everyone unfollowed Benedict PERSON after that.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Wait, why?

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Because.

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Who cares about any of this stuff?

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Because they, if you put it on the roast.

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No, no, no, no, no, this is interesting.

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No, no, no, no. So when you're at a million followers, you see it. And then, so I thought, okay, once you read it's a million,

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it's less like the point one's down the barrel. It's coming. it's coming yeah I was I've been at a million for over a year yeah over a year

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that's a weird place to just it's not like I've been craving that point one but it for some reason

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it's you're like in the past couple weeks I've been like what's this when's this point one

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when are they're like the Nelson Mandela PERSON of Instagram just waiting yeah in the prison of one

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million yeah the Mandela PERSON fact did he oh that's Yeah. In the prison of one million. Yeah, the Mandela fact.

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Did he die or not?

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Oh, that's what the M stands for, actually.

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Yeah, oh, yeah.

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One Mandela PERSON.

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You're going to be two Mandela within the end of the year.

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Oh, my God.

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Two Mandela PERSON.

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You're going to add a Winnie Mandela PERSON.

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Oh, my God.

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To double my followers, that would be amazing.

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But, yeah, so it went point one last night from The Roast WORK_OF_ART, which so many people watched.

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Yes, it was huge.

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They don't release their numbers, but I've never done anything.

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They're going to release them.

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They're going to be so proud of this.

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They're going to release them.

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I guarantee it.

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They said it was a bigger audience than even the Chris Rock thing.

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And the Chris Rock thing is what propelled them to be like, we're in on live.

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This live thing is important.

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Yeah.

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So that was the inspiration for this.

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It was the biggest show.

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I mean, I think it's one of the biggest shows of the decade.

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I think everyone I know watched it.

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I looked at my phone after I got done with the roast and I probably waited a half hour before I looked at my phone because the camera's on you. I didn't want it to cut to me and then have it me looking at my phone.

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But at that point it was like they were doing something in the audience and I was like, let me just look at it to see. And my text messages were 81, which I, and I'm not someone who just like piles them up. It's like that's 81 freshies.

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Yeah. Freshies. And this is the tip of the iceberg because apparently only 10% of the audience watches live. Now, this show is probably more than that. Right. Which means there's a ton more people that are about to watch today tomorrow.

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Like the total number, only 10% of that number,

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watch live and then the 90% watch later.

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Wow.

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And the internet's going crazy right now.

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You are the consensus number one pick of the draft of the roast.

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Everyone's saying you were the best, you're the goat, and you went trending number one worldwide on Twitter. You're going viral on TikTok ORG. Your entire set is on TikTok ORG right now going viral.

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Can I ask? Like, I'm not trying to be like, like, I'm not, why?

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Why is that happening?

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I mean, I understand I had, like, amazing jokes.

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Your set was so. Yeah.

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Jesus Christ.

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I'm like gronk right now.

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I can't have me high table.

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What do you think was the factor that made it, like, because I've never done anything

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where it's like this emphatically like, oh my God.

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I, you know, I listened to clips again today on Stern ORG when I did it.

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And I was like, oh, I see a lot of flaws here.

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Of course I do.

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Well, you have this thing where you see flaws first.

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You're a flaw's first kind of gal.

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Yes. But can Brian and I set the table just a little bit? Yeah.

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So, you know, Jeff PERSON went up and it was Kevin than Jeff, and they were both great. Jeff PERSON got a standing ovation just for getting announced, right?

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So people are like, oh, yeah, Jeff PERSON's great. And then, you know, he finished and he was amazing, obviously. And then Drew Bletsso PERSON went up and he was amazing. And then Nikki PERSON went up.

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Didn't get a standing ovation when you walked up, but you were the only person that got a full room standing ovation when you were finished.

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Throughout the whole show. And I was waiting the whole time. I was like, is anybody else going to get this? Nobody else got it but you. It was extraordinary. It was electric in the building.

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Oh, my God.

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It was incredible. Watching it was incredible. I felt like I was on Coke PRODUCT. I wanted to go fight someone after.

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I was running. I was like. Brian and I were sitting next to each other.

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I was like hitting his leg and it felt like.

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It felt like two things.

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One, it felt like I was on like a sports team and I was like on the sidelines watching

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someone like hit the game winning three and we just won.

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It felt like we won.

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Yeah.

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And it felt like we were like, we were like on the team, but we were like on the bench.

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Yeah, I was holding the clipboard.

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Yeah.

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Totally on the team.

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Yeah, we felt like we were on the team and our team just won the Super Bowl EVENT and you were

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the MVP.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Whoa.

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And then the second thing it felt like, which is even more apropos is that that picture that he posted on the Nikki Pod ORG Instagram, that felt like, for the first time of my life, I felt like Jerry McGuire, at the end of Jerry McGuire, you know, when Jerry McGuire hugs Cuba Goading Jr. PERSON after he catches that

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touchdown, and then gets knocked unconscious, then you're like, oh my God, and everything was on the line. And that was, I can't, I've never felt. You complete me. Show me the money. Well, that's, well, that's, yes, those are phrases from that. I have the need for speed. Yeah. You complete me. Show me the money. Well, that's time. Well, that's, yeah. Yeah. Show me the money. The quote.

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I have the need for speed.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yes. Yes. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. These are all great phrases from the movie. But no, it felt like that. I was, I was, I was, it was.

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The human head weighs eight pounds.

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Yeah. Yeah. That's, is that you?

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You had me at a low. Wow. Yeah, that's another one.

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Well, there was so many catchphrases.

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That was a great movie.

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It's one of my favorite movies ever.

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Yeah.

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Let's talk about that.

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I am overwhelmed.

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I am overwhelmed right now.

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Help you.

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Well, there are so many good moments from that movie.

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Who's coming with me?

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It's shaking the bag with the little fish in it that I still worry about that fish to this day.

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Uh-huh. I'm overwhelmed. Let me just say like from, I've never been on, I've had a lot of big moments in my life where I felt like the center of attention and like wow, I did, like I'm, this is all about me, you know, taping specials and and other roasts where I've had like really good showings.But I've never felt like Taylor Swift until last night.

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Like I really felt, and this morning too, like it's just like, I feel like she must feel after some, and it's, it's not even after she releases an album, it's like after she.

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The Emmys WORK_OF_ART?

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Announces like, like wins a thing or, or even like comes out as dating someone. Like I feel someone like I feel undis like I I'm just like I I'm just like I don't well I don't want all this I didn't ask for

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like I don't know that I wanted this well here's the good news it's not gonna last that everyone's

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talking about you right now you're the talk of the town that's why I'm playing it so down because

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I don't I know it's gonna go away I can't, I know it's going to go away. I can't. No, because this is, I can't do it, dude. I was just talking to my parents about this because we're having issues with my niece and nephew about how they can't handle birthdays because we have

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to buy all the kids' presents on their birthdays and they become so obsessed with the presence that

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there's nothing before the, like the presents need to be open right away and if they're not open that we can't talk about anything else because they want this dopamine hit of this present.

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And when I was a kid, I used to not want to open presents ever because I knew the crash

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that happens after you open a present.

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And that I like the build.

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I like, I like edging.

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I like the goonin.

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And to me, this is like I was gooning being able to be like, I'm doing the roast. I mean, I didn't even goon that much because I wasn't like bragging about it or posting about it, really. I talked about it a little bit when I could. But now that it's, I know that this is the, this is the biggest moment anyone could ever ask for in their career. Like it doesn't get bigger. It literally won't ever be this big for me.

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Not that concentrated. Even if I host SNL is telling Chris PERSON this. Like even like my dreams come true, I host SNL ORG. It's not like no one is, and I don't even like that it's competitive like this or someone's saying like you want it,you had the best one because I honestly think it's, there were, it was many factors contributing to me being the best that if someone else had been in my slot,

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that was a very perfect time opportunity to do it and all these other things. You had a great slot.

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I do and I did and I will always

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and you've said it before and you'll say it again. I've never said any of those things.

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But I do feel that I'm scared when I'm not scared when it goes away but it'll be fine when it goes away because I'm not letting it in too much. But it is really

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I don't think so. Because I would be too depressed. You very rarely celebrate your wins. She's a flaws first gal.

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Wait, aniogram, what number? Three.

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Three?

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Yes.

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I don't know.

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It means I'm always striving for achievement. And I can't, well, I had so much help on this roast. I feel like, like everyone does that does a roast that you, you know, work with other people and you pour over it. I mean, Chris and Brian and a slew of other people were coming out with me to every show, and we were doing notes afterwards, and it felt like a collaborative thing.

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So it feels really nice, but it's like I just feel like it's a lot of pressure too because I know even what it's like to be someone who's known for roasting,

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not on even this level, but before this was known for roasting and what people expect of you when you go do things. And like, all right, come at the, with us, give us the jokes, roast us.

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And it's like, I can't perform at that level. Like people don't understand that took weeks to come up with that.

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Like even my friend who knows very much about the industry was like, this just comes so naturally to you.

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Yeah.

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He was like, it feels like you could just do this in your sleep.

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And I'm like, no, I do this without sleep.

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It took weeks of no sleep to do this, not in my sleep at all.

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This was an extreme effort.

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But that's like, I feel like that's even more of a reason to celebrate because you worked

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so hard for this that you do deserve it.

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It's not like it was an accident.

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It was not like something that just happened by chance that you got lucky.

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Like you put in, you knew what you had to do because you've done the roast before.

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Yeah.

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You put in the work and you smashed it.

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What you did and what Tony PERSON did were like, oh, this is the pinnacle of what this art form is.

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Right.

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You know, like you reached that pinnacle. And it was, I mean, it was magnificent to watch. Thank you.

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It was as magnificent to watch as like a beautiful play in football or like an alley-up. Like, it's one of these things that's just like, there was magic in that last night.

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Thank you.

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And a lot of people were great.

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I thought you were going to say it was like watching a beautiful play, like the Nutcracker WORK_OF_ART or like all my sons.

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There's a lot of grace in those.

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I was like, oh my God, it was like theatrical.

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Like it was like a Broadway show performance. No, that means so much to me. I mean, obviously like being in a realm of being on stage with other athletes, like it felt like an athletic endeavor.

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It felt like I just because of the competitive nature of it as well. Felt like, yeah, winning.

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It's one of those rare instances where comedy is competitive.

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It's like if you're on Last Comic Standing WORK_OF_ART, which you also did.

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Yes.

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Roasts are always, you're always going to be compared to the other people.

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Whereas if it was just like a comedy showcase, yeah, there's like people in their heads make like, oh, that was my favorite. But it's not like, that was the winner. And in a roast, even if you're not a roast battle, even if it's just a roast, people are saying, there's, on Twitter ORG, it's just rankings.

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Yes, I know. And Nikki PERSON's always on top. Well, that's really nice.

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99.9% of the time. That's nice. Sometimes people say Bill Belichick PERSON. But I got to say that even that

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point, I'm, I'm, I didn't realize, I mean, I know that I'm highly competitive.

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There's no question about it.

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Like, just based on what I've heard from other people telling me when we play games or when we

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just, that I'm competitive, I don't, it's a quality about myself I didn't know I had,

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but I absolutely am because of the nature.

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Like, I could not have, I would not be okay with being not.

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Like if someone else was being talked about the way I'm being talked about,

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that's why I was just like,

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I don't want to talk about me being the best because I am thinking about everyone else on the thing

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and I'm like I would not be able to handle not being considered being the best

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or being in that conversation. And I think it's, I don't really even believe when people are saying it to me, but I am like haunted by if I was not considered. Like I wouldn't be able to get out of bed.

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And the pressure was on. You know, you were, anyone who knows Nikki Glazer knows that you were expected to be one of the leading candidates to win this. And so I think one of the best things that you did was two months ago, you recognized this

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event, I think, is a big deal, which is not easy to recognize.

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Sometimes you go into things like this. And I mean, I think there's a couple of people who didn't realize that, like, oh, my God, this is at the forum.

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The world's watching.

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Imagine if you didn't realize that.

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And you showed up having done, like like maybe a week of prep or something.

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And you were like, wait a second, I think I fucked up. Because it really takes, in order to craft a set that's that tight, that's that perfectly, and to be able execute it like that, it requires that much effort.

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And we worked down to the fucking wire.

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We worked down to the very last second. And we cut some jokes that needed to be cut.

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Yeah.

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Definitely needed to be cut.

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And yeah, in the end, like, the craftsmanship of this is so intricate. I would never have even assumed it myself when it comes to just considering, okay, how hard is everyone, first of all, how hard is everyone going to go? We have no clue.

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We literally have no clue because no one's telling me anything about it. It's all siloed. So when they do these roasts, they don't tell each other any of the jokes.

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You don't get to, unless you get like a spy that's seeing someone run their set, and then you get some, like, information. And sometimes the information is wrong.

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And let me say, unlike the Patriots ORG, I do not like to spy. I don't like to cheat. But we did get false information, and sometimes the information is wrong. And let me say, unlike the Patriots, I do not like to spy.

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I don't like to cheat.

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But we did get false information, too.

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No, I think it wasn't false.

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I think it was just he was running.

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People were running sets.

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We have to go to break.

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So we'll cover that in a second.

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But I do like to say, like I said this before, like, I don't, when I was talking about

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when I'm learning about the Patriots ORG and like spy gate and deflate gate and all these

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things that they got kind of caught doing some shifty stuff. I'm like, how can, why would you want to win knowing that you cheated?

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How would you, why would that, because, but then Chris PERSON told me because they want to win and they'll

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do anything to win. Also in their minds, it's not really cheating. It's like, remember the same?

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Wait, um, show me the money. Win, win at any cost. Nope. If you ain't cheating, you don't want to win.

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If you ain't cheating.

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You're not winning.

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Do you know it?

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You have me at hello?

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If you ain't cheating.

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If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

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Exactly.

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And I think that is such bullshit.

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But that is, oh my goodness.

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We're going to go to break and figure out what's going on with this mic. And we'll talk more about the roast when we get back. Are you looking for some amazing TV to stream? Well, sink into your couch and indulge with the hits on Hulu ORG you can't miss. We're talking some of the greatest comedies of all time. Absolute must-watch shows.Dive in with Barney, Ted, Robin, and the crew in How I Met Your Mother WORK_OF_ART. All nine seasons of How I Met Your Mother are now streaming on Hulu ORG right now, one of my favorite shows ever. And I mean, don't you want to know how he met their mother? Then go back home with the Dumfys, the Pritchits, and the Pritchett Tucker's in Modern Family WORK_OF_ART. Then you can start over with the roses on Schitt's Creek FAC and then see what's up in theKyle PERSON household in my wife and kids. We're talking every episode and every season of these shows. We're talking huge hits, streaming on Hulu ORG whenever you're in the mood. I mean, can episode and every season of these shows. We're talking huge hits, streaming on Hulu ORG whenever you're in the mood. I mean, can you even watch all of this? We think so. Head on over to Hulu and start streaming today. Now we're talking.

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If you're watching video, we're in this beautiful studio in Los Angeles, and my makeup is perfect because I had it done at 3.30 in the morning for Howard Stern PERSON.

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It's extraordinary. It really is well done. It's like. Thank you so much to Veronica PERSON for nailing it.

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And I, we were talking about winning.

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So I want to give some shoutouts to people who gave you shoutouts at the roast because I think that was nice to see also. First thing was Kevin Hart PERSON hosted the roast. He was incredible.

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I can't believe, I can't imagine a better person to host this thing. It was like he had heartfelt moments. He made Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft PERSON bury the hatchet, which was incredible. Who else could pull that off?

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At that point in the show, I was like so tired. And I was like, do we have to do this? Now we have to find alcohol to put in these shots because there's none like I was just like oh I don't want to do this and then I was like wait a second this is insane that this is happening

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and they kind of both don't want to do it but it's like a major moment it was awesome there was so many newsworthy moments and this was really must see TV Netflix ORG has just asserted its dominanceover media with this event. I can't imagine being one of the other streamers and looking at this and being like what the fuck do we do now? Because this was absolutely a colossal success. Anyway,Kevin Hart PERSON, after your set,

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he had a great set.

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And after your set, it's all on film. We all got it. He says, I don't know if you're got it he says I don't know if you're watching this live I don't know if you're seeing this but that is a standing ovation and that's what you got and you didn't get a standing ovation when you came out like other people did you earned their love you earned it's never happened before in my life I mean

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there's been shows where I've done really well and some people have stood and others just

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stood to kind of like be polite because they have to go to the bathroom or something.

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They eventually have to stand.

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Did you feel it in the moment? Did you see it?

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No, I was so embarrassed. It's just, I know this sounds like I'm trying to be like humble, like sweet, but I just, when things go too well, I just want to go crawl in a hole.

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And so after it happened, I was like, I was embarrassed because I kind of knew it was, I nailed it. And I just wanted to like go beat. I just wanted to sit and I wanted the show to move on and I wanted to process it and look. And then I didn't want to look at the crowd because I thought I don't ever like to like try to get something out of people. I thought if I looked at the crowd, they're going to think I won it or something. So I just didn't want to look. And then when they stood, when he said it was the only reason I knew it was happening.And then I was just like, oh my God. And then I felt like him saying it. Maybe they're doing it because he said that they're doing it.

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Like I was just so nervous about it. We couldn't help it.

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He was just being a generous host.

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That was so cool.

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I love Kevin Hart PERSON.

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So awesome of him.

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He did not need to do that.

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To me, it's what I was saying.

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It's what I've been saying forever about YouTube ORG comments. It tells you how to feel about something. So you can like something that you watch on YouTube, but if something underneath has 2,000 likes or it's, it's, you know, a reputable, like someone well known writes under like goat status or like best thing I've ever

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seen, like someone you respect, you suddenly like the video more.

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You can't help it.

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It's subliminal, and that is what he did.

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Like, even if you don't like Kevin Hart PERSON,

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someone saying that was, I just want you to know, that's the art form of roasting, whatever he said. Like, that's what she just did was like, it was crazy.

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And so afterwards, I went up to him and I was like, I know exactly what you did for me tonight, and you didn't have to do that. And I go, people are going to say I had the set of the roast. And they're going, they don't know why they're saying that. But a big part of why they're saying is that because you said it without saying it.And you doubled down. And he said to me, he whispered in my ear. He like pulled over, you know, the guy, Robbie from Netflix ORG who booked me on the show. And then he pulled over Ted Sarando's the president of Netflix ORG.

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These are the two guys that are most responsible for this comedy festival and comedy on Netflix ORG.

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And he like had us all together. And he's like, I don't need, you know, I'm, I forget whether he said this to me or to them, but he said, because he was whispering in my ear for a minute. And I was just like, it was the same feeling. Like, it was just, like, crazy to have Kevin Hart's PERSON. Like, I'm like, Kevin Hart PERSON's the most famous person, arguably ever.

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And I only get to hear that. No one else will ever hear what I'm hearing right now. It's just for me.

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Like, you know, even if we're talking in conversation,

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other people could get involved.

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Like, this is just private between us.

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It was like the DM of

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talking. Famous person's whisper.

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It was so gracious. A whisper is the DM of talking.

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Yeah, a private Snapchat PRODUCT. One of those disappearing snapshots of talking.

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But he said to me, and now I'm, you know,

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ruining it by telling everyone, but not even no. He told me that he's famous enough. He's like, I'm not going to get any bigger. I have to use this to now uplift others.

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So he knew what he was doing.

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And he did it throughout the show, commenting on other people's,

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making sure they had their moment, like, celebrating after the fact. Man, and that joke you just told repeating people's jokes.

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Yeah.

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He was so good. He was so good. He was just so in the moment and really made it his own. And he's just so, like, easy to watch. You know, he's jokes. Yeah. He was so good. He was so good. He was just so in the moment and really made it his own. And he's just so easy to watch.

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You know he's just in control.

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Like you know there's nothing can go wrong when Kevin Art PERSON.

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Nothing's going to get awkward. If it gets awkward, Kevin PERSON will get us out of it.

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He's flying in any kind of wet storm.

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He's the guy you want at the helm.

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Absolutely.

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And so funny.

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And so funny.

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And so funny. And then he built was so funny. That was amazing.

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And then he built in, fuck you, Tom Brady PERSON.

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Perfect thing to go back to win anything, anything tanks

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or like anything doesn't go the way he wanted us to.

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Fuck you, Tom PERSON. And then Tom Brady PERSON calls it back at the end.

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Oh, it was beautiful. I think that was an intent,

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you know, it's part of his intent, like, to give

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other people moments. Kevin Hart PERSON's a comedic genius.

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I mean, no doubt.

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He should win the Mark Twain Prize WORK_OF_ART.

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I feel like he deserves the Mark Twain Prize WORK_OF_ART.

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Award for comedy excellence, which is what Chris Convey PERSON, my boyfriend, produced, which is going to be airing May 11th on Netflix ORG, which is what you should watch after you watch my special, May 11th on HBO ORG.

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Someday you'll die. It's this Saturday, everyone. I hope you tune in. Someday you'll die. It's this Saturday, everyone. I hope you tune in. Someday you'll die live on HBO this Saturday. Sorry.

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So that's on HBO ORG.

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Saturday on HBO on May 11th. It's so good.

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I can't wait for the besties to see this special.

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I think they're going to love it.

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It's so good.

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You're so funny.

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You're so dynamic. You look incredible. It's like I'm so proud of it for you.

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Thank you. Well, it, again, it was like a group effort. It's so fun to work on these things with my best friends.

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But everything is a group effort. That's one thing that, Nikki, like, Taylor Swift works with that guy, Jack Antonoff.

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I know. That's how he makes him on stage at the Grammys and, like, Taylor Swift works with that guy Jack Antonoff. I know, that guy.

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To help make incredible things.

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That's why she brings him on stage at the Grammys EVENT and, like, shouts him out.

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Yeah.

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And Tim Robinson works with Zach Cannon PERSON.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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He works with Zach Cannon PERSON.

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Okay.

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And, and.

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But you kind of look like.

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I look like Zach PERSON.

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Ooh, Cannon Bird PERSON.

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Oh, boy.

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Oh, that's who burned a Canon PRODUCT.

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Jerry Seinfeld works with Larry David PERSON.

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Yes. People say I sometimes act like Larry David PERSON. who burned a cannon. Jerry Seinfeld works with Larry David. Yes.

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People say I sometimes act like Larry David PERSON.

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Yes, a lot.

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When I see you do stand-up, I'm just like, this is a young Larry David PERSON.

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And it's not an imitation by any meaning.

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You are thoroughly yourself, but I love your stand-up.

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Big fan of your stand-up.

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But I want to hear what happened in a circle with Ted Sarandos and Kevin PERSON.

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Was it just a whisper that you wanted to talk about? There were other things said, but I feel like that is something I But I want to hear what happened in this circle with Ted Sarandos and Kevin PERSON. Was it just

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the whisper that you wanted to talk about? There were other things said, but I feel like that

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is something I don't want to, it was just, it's just more bragging.

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More, well, just, and all the nice things that could be said were said to me last night by

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literally everyone. I mean, I just went to lunch with, I went to breakfast with my parents.

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What did Dave Chappelle say to you again? Nikki PERSON, what did that person? Now, what did Caroline

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Ray text to you? What did Bethany Frankolt just text to you? What did Chelsea Handler sent to you? What did Dave Chappelle say to you again? Nikki, what did that person? Now, what did Caroline Ray PERSON text to you?

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Yeah. What did Bethany Frankolt just text to you? What did Chelsea Handler send to you?

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What did Sarah Silverman send to you? I mean, like, literally Chelsea Handler DM'd me.

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Sarah Silverman PERSON DM'd me.

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Chelsea PERSON was great.

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And like, I mean, every time I refresh my DMs, it's like 14 blue check marks of people.

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I've never even, who's, I didn't even know who knew me are writing like paragraphs to me about it.

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Amazing.

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It's, there's nothing like this.

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It's, it's, it's, I feel like I'm in a, I really feel like I'm in a dream.

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I feel like I died.

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I'm not even joking because it's like, it's,

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because I've done the roast before, but then they take like a month to air.

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And like, even the, the, the Alec Baldwin Rose WORK_OF_ART, that wouldn't really change my life.

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Yeah. Because it just, it started going viral on Twitter during COVID EVENT or maybe like right

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before COVID. But it aired like, it aired probably three months before it caught wind. Like it was a big

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deal when it aired and people, I got a lot of, you know, accolades for it. You got a lot of, like, whispers.

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I got a lot of, I've got a lot of, whispers on Instagram ORG.

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Yes, but I didn't, but then I remember Rob McElaney from Always Sunny WORK_OF_ART.

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From Welcome to Rexum WORK_OF_ART.

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Yeah, exactly.

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And it's always sunny and Rexum PERSON.

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Premiering May 2nd on Hulu ORG, FX on Hulu.

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He, um, he, like, retweeted it and then I think it caught, it just caught fire. And then it was

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like, all of a sudden, I had some point one's happening. And then I go, what's going on? And then I

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realized, I wasn't on Twitter ORG at the time a lot. And I'm still not. But, um, but this is like,

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that times a thousand. Yeah. How many roasts have you done? This, that was my fourth.

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And so, and so who, who have you done?

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Rob Lowe, Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin, Tom Brady PERSON.

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Wow.

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And do you remember the first time that they asked you to do the first roast?

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Were you like shocked?

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Were you like, oh, I was hoping this would come?

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I think it was like during Not Safe WORK_OF_ART.

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So when I had the show on Comedy Central ORG with you guys.

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And I think at that point I had, Jeff Ross had the show The Burn that was on.

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And I think it was not on anymore at that time, but I had done that show.

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And Gary Mann at Comedy Central ORG, who was a fan of mine from seeing me at a festival.

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Like, this is how things happen.

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He was at a festival where I opened for Schumer PERSON.

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I killed.

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He was like, became a huge fan of mine, started kind of following and being like, I really like you.

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He was the one that was like, you know, working at Comedy Central ORG when I was, when the burn was on and booked me on that.

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And then I had a really good showing on that.

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It was Ralphie May and Al Madrigal.

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And I was like, I had some joke about

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Al Madrigal. I, oh, Al Madrigal, I wanted to smoke some weed with him once and so I asked for

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his papers and he sprinted off. It was something about asking for, it was some joke about that,

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I remember. There was some joke about Ralphie PERSON not being able to wash the middle of his back.

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You know, just classic fat jokes. Rest in peace. Yes, rest in peace about Ralphie PERSON not being able to wash the middle of his back. Yeah. You know, just classic fat jokes.

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Rest in peace.

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Yes, rest in peace, Ralphie Mae PERSON.

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And I remember being like having a little bit of people go, oh, that was like a really good showing for just that show.

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And then I think after that, I think it was just the right timing where it was like Whitney was not wanting to do them anymore.

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Amy PERSON was not wanting to do them anymore. Amy was not wanting to do them anymore.

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There was Sarah PERSON was probably not too much.

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It was like there was a space for it.

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Yeah.

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You know, but I remember the first one I did, I was, you know, I knew I was like maybe a consideration,

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but it was about who's going to say no and then we'll ask her.

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And then this was, and it always kind of felt that way with Comedy Central ORG because it was always like, I would know about a roast happening.

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I would hear other people getting booked on it and I would be bugging my manager.

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When are we going to get the yes?

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When's it going to happen?

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And it would finally come through.

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I think the Alec Baldwin PERSON one maybe was a little bit earlier ask than usual.

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And it felt like, okay, this is my third.

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Of course, they're going to have me. Oh, Natasha Legerra PERSON, of course, also. So someone who would like. She's one of my favorites. She's one of the best ever, ever. I watched so, like, I watched going to have me. Oh, Natasha Legerre PERSON, of course, also. So someone who would like... She's one of my favorites.

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She's one of the best ever.

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Ever. I watched all of hers to get ready for this. I watched a lot of people's to get ready for this. That's what really got me in the...

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You were like inspired.

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Yeah. But this one came about. I got the call.

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I got the text when I was with my mom in my kitchen. You were out of town, Chris PERSON. And because I remember when I told you, we were... When you got the call, I was in my kitchen. You were out of town, Chris PERSON. And, because I remember when I told you, we were, um.

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When you got the call, I was in my apartment.

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I think I was.

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I don't know where it was.

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No, I think I was, oh, I know what we were doing.

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I was, I think it was, we were working on the special, something.

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It was, I was on something with you and I was, I think I, you were on a Zoom PRODUCT with me.

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And I think I told you on the Zoom PRODUCT maybe. You're like, oh my God, I just got asked. Oh, yeah.

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It was maybe later in the afternoon I saw you before I saw Chris PERSON because I wanted to tell Chris in person. But I think I might have told you, I forget how it happened. But I remember it was with my mom. And it was so in advance that I got at, in advance compared to the other ones. It was before we even went to Australia GPE. Oh, yeah.

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I mean, I knew, I knew when you said you got, I was like, this is Tom Brady PERSON. I mean, I think it's the biggest star that's ever been.

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Well, I, yeah.

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Roasted. I found out he was, I think it was announced he was doing a roast

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in maybe November or December. Like it was like a while ago. Yeah. And I instantly wrote, and I was saying saying like I don't want to do a roast again. I don't want to get called old.

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I don't want to get called ugly.

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I don't want to like I'm not going to do it again to myself because it just really killed

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me the last couple times.

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Not just about that stuff, but about just the work it took and feeling so anxious and

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like crying the nights before and feeling like I was, my life was falling apart and just really too much anxiety, too much pressure, couldn't, didn't want to do it again. Really saying that to myself when they didn't ask so that I wouldn't feel bad.

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Right, right.

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So, but then when it was announced, I instantly wrote Robbie at Netflix ORG and I said, I would like to, or I wrote to my agent or manager and said, I want to do this roast. And he said, we're on it. We're already on it. And then I wrote personally to, or I wrote to my agent, or manager, and said, I want to do this roast. And he said, we're on it. We're already on it. And then I wrote personally to Robbie PERSON.

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I think Robbie PERSON wrote me about something else.

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And I was like, hey, I want this roast of Tom Brady PERSON.

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And he was like, I think he said, you know, we're in talks with Tom PERSON.

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And I told him, I said, I don't know. I was just in a mood that day. You know, like, how you can just, like, one day just have... Marlon Brando PERSON.

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What's that?

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You can just, like, you're just unstoppable.

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I just, like, had the right amount of caffeine, sleep, sunshine, vitamin D, like, whatever going on.

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Yep.

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Spray tan was, like, just popping off that day.

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My car wasn't smelling weird.

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I don't know.

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It was, like, the right breeze, the right exact time of moment. And I got like text on Robbie and I said, tell Tom Brady PERSON. He was, because he was

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like, you know, I'm going to talk to him about. And he's choosing essentially. And I said, tell him that I'm the Tom Brady PERSON of roasting and that a Tom Brady roast would not be a Tom Brady

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roast without the Tom Brady PERSON of roasting. Oh, he would love that. And I said I will, because

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what I knew about him at that moment in that time was that he

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works hard and he's the greatest. And I honestly didn't believe this about myself. I think really, like, I think there's other people that are better roasters than me in the history of roasting. But at the time I was thinking, I just got to get this.

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Well, the cool thing about you doing that is that the story of Tom meeting Richard Kraft PERSON,

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the owner of the Patriots, for the first time, the first time he ever met Richard Kraft PERSON, he says, I'm the best decision this franchise has ever made. Yep. Yes.

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And so he would love something like that.

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Yeah, I felt like he would, and you're appealing to his, to like, to him.

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Even last night after I, after the roast, I ran into him in the hallway, because I didn't meet him before the roast.

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I only literally interacted him when I went up to.

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You ran into him and then he immediately slid. Boom.

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I'm still roasting.

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You were dying to get that joke.

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But on the way, like, he was, he didn't go the after party and he was on his way out.

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Like, he had his, like, he was packed up and ready to go walking out.

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And I walked by him.

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And I was just like, Tom PERSON.

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And I wasn't going to say anything because it was enough just to, like, hug him afterwards.

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And he said, great job. Thank you.

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Yeah. Oh, I'm so sad I didn't film that.

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I was right there when it happened, too. It was so nice.

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I snuck two pictures. I think someone has footage of it on Netflix ORG.

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Oh, great. Yeah. It was like behind the scenes. Yeah. No, no, no. Oh, wait. You're talking about that moment. That moment in the hallway. I was talking about right after I, uh, I hugged him

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on the dais. That's why I was joking. It's funny because my, there must have been a backstage camera.

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No, my girls chat is popping off today because Carlisle PERSON was an audience and she's like, why didn't not take more pictures? Why didn't I take more footage? I'm like it's all documented

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but it was very sweet. It's like that Louis C.K joke when you see

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the flashes of all the cameras and the Super Bowl and it's like, yeah like your camera light on your phone is illuminating the stadium. Yep. So backstage when I walked by himI just said, thank you so much. And he was like, you did a great job. You did a great job. He said, good luck to you, which made me feel like we'll never meet again. Wow.

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What the fuck. Maybe because your last statement was like, hey, it was an invite essentially.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And it was good luck with trying to pursue that.

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But I said, and obviously I said, and you were amazing.

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You Tom Brady PERSON the shit out of that.

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I like, I literally used it as a, like, I was like, you just completely Tom Brady PERSON that.

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Of course you did.

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And, but that is what he did.

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Yeah, no, he did.

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He did. He was great.

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And I knew he would would as you were walking down the hallway I overheard him being like she was so funny oh really to a big group of people yeah yeah

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and my right behind my me were my parents when this interaction happened and my mom had a

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couple too many yeah had the balls to go I'm Nikki PERSON's mom and shook his hand my dad I'm

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Nikki PERSON's dad and that that was unnecessary My dad, I'm Nikki's dad. And that was unnecessary. But you know what?

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Why not? He gave them a nice moment. He did. He did give them a nice moment. He said she did very well.

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Speaking of your mom, we, I mean, I can't believe my parents met Tom Brady PERSON.

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I mean, that is ridiculous. They don't, they don't deserve that. And you did such a great job that they were like bragging to him about you.

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They weren't in awe of him. They were like, that's my daughter. Totally, because they're not even, they don't even understand what he is.

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You know, like, they get it, but they don't really get it.

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So to them, it was just. I was hanging with your mom and dad at the after party for a little while.

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Your mom was a little loose.

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And, but she was just, she was loose and spouting off exclusively about how proud she was of you.

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Yes.

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It was exclusively, I'm so proud of my daughter.

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Can you believe I'm her mom?

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Like it was just so wonderful.

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That's so cute.

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Everyone was saying how cute she was.

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You got bailed out of a, what could have been a rough moment.

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I love the Chappelle PERSON moment.

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What happened there?

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It was so funny.

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So, you know, obviously Mrs. Glazer PERSON was having the time of her life, like bragging about

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Nikki PERSON to anybody who would listen.

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I tried to cut her off.

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And, like, having fun and just like having this great time.

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I'm just like, mom, yeah, she, you know, she had a couple, too.

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She got a little over served because she was nervous for me.

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Yes.

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And then when my mom gets overserved, she gets like, she has no filter and has to comment on everything.

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And kind of is one of those people that sometimes you can feel like, I mean, maybe I'm projecting because I used to be this kind of person.

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But I felt like you trap people in a conversation and they kind of are like, okay.

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And like, I just was very concerned with who she was talking to and what she was saying to them

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because she can sometimes be insulting because she, so the things she, like most of us, like, let's say, I'm talking to, you were on the roast, Chris PERSON. Okay. And I'm Nikki PERSON's mom. I would just say, a sober person would go, you were amazing last night. Thinking in my head, my daughter did better than you,but I'm not going to say that. But I'm going to focus on all the things you did well. But because my mom's drunk mind is saying, don't say that my daughter was better. And I don't think that Nikki PERSON was that better. Everyone's saying Nikki PERSON's better than you.You were amazing too.

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She has to say the thing that her mind is telling her not to say. And so there was a lot of that happening last night where it was just like, I had to just tap her around different people of like, let's calm down with the, and I heard this person say you were the best. And I'm like, but another person that's on the roast is right next to us. Like I was just so aware of that because if I were another person, I mean, other people aren't like me and they can handle not being the bestand they're fine with it. I can't imagine that

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even though I'm often not the best.

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And that's why my life's so hard.

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I can't handle it.

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So last night we get back from the...

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I've almost been exclusively in that other person's position where someone next to me is being told they're the best. So I can relate to those guys.

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I can relate to them too and that's why I don't... When I go to the bathroom after a show I go, nah, n'n, n'n, and I'm so I can relate to those guys I can relate to them too and that's why I don't I when I go to the bathroom after a show I go n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-na and I close my ears because I don't want to hear

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anyone complimenting anyone else like I protect myself from any kind of I mute people on Instagram that are killing it like I can't I know it's pathetic I can't really handle even though I know I'm not the best even when I am the best I can't admit I am so I'm never winning in my life

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ever that ever so it's pathetic I'm sorry to admit it and I know people'm not the best, even when I am the best. I can't admit I am. So I'm never winning in my life. Ever. Ever. So it's pathetic. I'm sorry to admit it. And I know people are going to judge me and say like that's really pathetic of her. I don't know why my mind is that way.I can't help it. Don't get mad at me.

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Even that is like people are going to say I'm pathetic. But they will.

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Why does she always have to be the best? Nikki PERSON always thinks like even when she is the best, it's not good enough, and then she wants to be the best, and she can't even celebrate other people. She has to mute other people because she's so desperate for attention.

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You celebrate other people. You do great celebrating other people.

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I do. But it's really hard for, it would have been really hard for me to be not considered the best last night.

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But generally, the other roasts I've done, there haven't been like these, like, you are the, like,

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there weren't these giant moments of that.

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And what I said came true. What I said the night before, outside the laugh factory after your last set, and it wasn't the night before. Yes, it was. The night before after the laugh factor,I said, this is going to solidify you as the best roaster that is alive. Oh.

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And there will not, it will not be. Rest of peace, Norm McDonald's and Greg Gerald PERSON. Yeah. you as the best roaster that is alive.

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And there will not be. Rest of peace, Norm MacDonald and Greg Gerald PERSON.

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Yeah.

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In the future, in the future, there cannot be a roast without Nikki Glazer. If your Nikki PERSON's not there, then it's not even a roast anymore.

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That's so nice. That's what I really wanted was just like, I just want to invite to the next one. And I think I have one.

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If you're not there, it's not a roast. It's like, how could you? Who knows? They can forget to the next one. And I think I have one. If you're not there, it's not a roast.

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It's like, how could you? Who knows? They can forget by the next time. You don't understand.

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You're not the champ unless you beat Ali PERSON. They can convince, they can forget by the next time.

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Five years since the last big one.

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It was five years since the last one in where I killed.

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And it was not a, it was not a non-negotiable that I would be here. But you made a really good point earlier. This was live. So you used to do the roast and they would happen and everybody would be like, that was great.

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And you were wonderful. There was a lot of people talking about it.

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The next day, there's a lot of publications about it, like rumors about what's it going to be like. Who is there? And then they go into an edit and they make everybody look as good as possible. You know, they, I know the guy who edits that he's a brilliant man and he does things that make everybody look like they just crushed.

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Yes.

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And this was really interesting because not only were the people who are, you know, like the people who choose these things were in the room and experience it live, the reaction was happening live as well.

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Another brilliant stroke by Netflix ORG to make this live.

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Well, you know what, who had the best joke about it?

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Jeff PERSON had said that it was,

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God, I fucking love

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Jeff Ross's PERSON set.

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I thought he got back to the couch

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and I said, I think that's,

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I'm gonna, I'm, I'm,

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Nikki PERSON, if you're listening to this in the future

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and you're preparing for roast,

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go watch Jeff Ross's PERSON roast set

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from the Tom Brady PERSON roast. Don't forget that you said watch that again because that was fucking masterful. It was, there was so many. And there was so much show that happened after him that he's getting eclipsed and being talked about, I have to say. But he really had insane.But he had this joke about saying it was like, this is a Boston night. He was like something about it being like a night, like a classic Boston GPE. It's going to be a marathon and someone's going to bomb.

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He was bold.

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He also has a mastery of the space and the room.

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The way he's playing with all the people on stage and the entire room.

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Oh, he's so fun.

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He's, I mean, Tom Brady PERSON had that 9-11 joke.

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I mean, that was also shocking how edgy Tom Brady PERSON was.

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Just seeing Tom Brady say, fuck you, you, Jets NORP, then give the crowd the middle finger?

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Dude. It's insane. There was some wild moments last night that I was even like, I can't believe people went there. We're going to talk about it when we get back from break. And we're also going to talk about why we are so glad my mom went to the bathroom at one point in the evening when we get back. Are you looking for some amazing TV to stream?Well, sink into your couch and indulge with the hits on Hulu ORG you can't miss. We're talking some of the greatest comedies of all time. Absolute must-watch shows. Dive in with Barney, Ted, Robin, and the crew in How I Met Your Mother WORK_OF_ART. All nine seasons of How I Met Your Mother are now streaming on Hulu ORG right now, one of my favorite shows ever.And I mean, don't you want to know how he met their mother? Then go back home with the Dumfys, the Pritchits PERSON, and the Pritchett Tucker's in Modern Family. Then you can start over with the roses on Schitt's Creek FAC and then see what's up in the Kyle PERSON household in my wife and kids. We're talking every episode and every season of these shows. We're talking huge hits, streaming on Hulu ORG whenever you're in the mood. I mean, can you even watch all of this? We think so. Head on overto Hulu and start streaming today. Now we're talking. Tired of hair removal tools that just

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I'm Katia Adler PERSON, host of the global story. Over the last 25 years, I've covered conflicts in the Middle East, political and economic crises in Europe LOC, drug cartels in Mexico GPE. Now I'm covering the stories behind the news all over the world in conversation with those who break it. Join me Monday to Friday to find out what's happening, why, and what it all means. Follow the global story from the BBC ORG wherever you listen to podcasts. And we're back.

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Let's quickly...

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Let's just close the loop on the...

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Let's close the loop on the... Yes. So, I'm at the party and my mom... And Chappelle PERSON comes up. Chappelle PERSON's just there. I didn't even know.

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He's at every single cool event that exists in Hollywood GPE.

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He's always there.

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He's so cool.

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I mean, let's be honest, he is the goat. Yes. He goat and he's the king of Hollywood GPE. He is the coolest person alive.

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And I, he absolutely is and so kind. And I've, you know, I've run into him over the years.

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In fact, I did, we, you know, I remember every moment I've ever even crossed paths with him,

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but we had like, he was really nice to me at this brunch,

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at the comedy seller one day when he didn't need to be and was just listening to me and asking me follow-up questions and just I just felt like, man, that was special. That's all I've ever needed from him. And then I did the Tonight Show on Zoom in 2021.

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And I was the second guest.

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He was the first guest. And he didn't need to stay. When you get off a Zoom PRODUCT, like when you're on a show, even when you're there in person, a lot of times the first guest literally leaves. This isn't like the Graham Norton PERSON showwhere everyone stays on the couch

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and certainly when it's on Zoom PRODUCT. He stayed on the Zoom

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through the, for the rest of the show

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and watched my set. That's amazing.

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And told someone to tell me what a great job I did and like watched my interview. It's not like I did a comedy set. He just watched my set. That's amazing. And told someone to tell me what a great job I did and watched my interview. It's not like I did a comedy set. He just watched my interview. And so I've always loved him since then. And then last night I, oh, and then no, we were at Ted Sarandos's PERSON house at a brunch on Saturday two days before the roast, just two days ago, even though it's like a week.. It feels like a month ago. We were at Ted Serendors' PERSON house with literally comedy,

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with all of comedy, every single person in comedy. It was extraordinary. Yes. People that were

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there. You were supposed to go, Brian, because you were going to be Tim Dillon's PERSON plus one, but Tim Dillon had to go to New York last minute, and so wasn't able to go. And because

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Tim Dillon pulled out of the event, and Brian had been already approved to be a plus one, Brian got an email from who?

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From an assistant of somebody.

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That said, you are no longer attending.

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Period. End of email.

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End of email. End of email. And Chris PERSON and I were dissecting that being like, why would they need? Why is Hollywood GPE so mean?

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I get it. But we get it because there are people that would still go in this business and would like try to find a way in, but I was a plus one and like sneak

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in somehow. But I'm not one of those guys. Of course you're not. I'm not going to try to go. I would

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love for you and Tim PERSON to have been there. It was so, oh, we would have loved it. But we go to this

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event and literally everyone in comedy is there. We take a group picture at one point. Yes, yes. With like a hundred comedians.

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And we're all lined up in Ted Sarandus' PERSON like, you know, indoor pool area.

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Like, you know, like when all the buildings go, like a courtyard.

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Classic.

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Yeah, it was a courtyard.

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Yeah.

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And we are all lined up and they have risers for us, like high school.

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And I made the joke to my section of people like, because there were some people that were being really loud in the front,

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and like, we need the attention. And they were, like, laying across everyone and joking. And then there were people, like, me and others that were just, like, on the side, kind of like, I don't need to really be in this. And I'll just have, like, the side of my head. I don't even know.It'll be fine if they can see a little tuft of hair. I don't care. And I've said, if you just snapped your fingers and put us all in high school, we would be in the exact same spots.

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Yeah.

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All of us. Because it's like we, they felt so high school.

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Yeah.

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And then, Mosha PERSON, I guess in his section, I heard about it later from other people, but

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Mosher Casher PERSON made the joke that if they mowed us all down, they were like, he was like, maybe they brought us here to just murder us all,

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and they're just going to do a reset on comedy.

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They need to just like press, you know, press them.

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When the computer's not working anymore, just shut it, hold it down,

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cause a harsh restart.

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So then when I was walking away from that,

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we took the photos and we were walking out,

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then Chappelle PERSON came up to me and was like... At the brunch.

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Yes, I watched what you do.

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I've watched you over the years.

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Big fan of what you do.

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Things like that.

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I mean, I really blacked it out because I couldn't function with him talking.

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Yeah.

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When he speaks, it's like...

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And I was getting ready to talk to Bo Burnham PERSON.

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I was getting ready to like, go, I love you.

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You know, like, because there was a little bit of, like,

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I felt like Bo PERSON was, like, giving me an in, because we've never met before, but obviously we're aware of each other.

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We should know each other, and I'm obviously a huge Bo Burnham PERSON fan.

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Yeah. So I was about to go, like, hey, Bo PERSON.

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And then Chappelle PERSON was like, all of a sudden he was just there. I didn't even know he was at the thing yet.

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That gives everybody an idea of what this party was like. Nikki was going to talk to Bo and Chappelle PERSON was like, all of a sudden he was just there. I didn't even know he was at the thing yet. That gives everybody an idea of what this party was like. Nikki was like going to talk to Bo and Chappelle PERSON was right there.

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And then, yeah, and I was like, John Stewart PERSON, hold my purse.

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And so it was just, everyone was there. But Chappelle PERSON stopped and said some stuff.

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And I just was like, I just said, that means more to me than anything that's ever meant things to me. Like I just said some, but I was just like, thank just said, that means more to me than anything that's ever meant things to me. Like, I just said some, but I was just like, thank you. Just like bowing. You were just like quoting Taylor Swift PERSON lyrics.

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I mean, I was, I'm trying to think of what would be the perfect one. I love her. I sang lover to him.

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Okay.

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Yeah. I'll go where you go. Ohio GPE.

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And then last night at the party, he came up to me again. And then last night,

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you had that moment.

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He came up to me again at the party last night and said,

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I'd said it to you yesterday, I want to say it again. Great job tonight. I watch what you do. I've been watching you. And I go, I love you.Can I come to Ohio GPE? Can I come to your farm sometime? I've been watching it from afar. I want to go. You know, I was like, I go, I know you don't need any more friends, but I feel like I'd be a good, we'd be good friends. And he was like, I would love it.I would love it. And then he's like, you know, he's very emphatic about it. He's like, yes, why haven't you been there? Why, you want to go? Yes. And then he said, I'll have my people reach out to you. He'll make it happen. And then I just wanted to collapse.

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I was just the happiest I could ever be.

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That's the picture I posted was at the party.

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And then we went after the party to my green room.

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The female green room.

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Yes.

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It said female on the door because it was me.

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No, it just said female.

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Just one?

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Just female. I think they stole the sign from a bathroom. That is unreal.

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It's just female.

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That's even more offensive. Everyone else had their names on doors. Yeah. But ours just said female. And it was me and a bathroom. That is unreal. It's just female. Everyone else had their names on doors. Yeah.

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But ours just said female and it was me and Sam J.

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That is so weird. It's insane.

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It was, I don't know, it was like ChatGBTGBT ORG made the signs or so. Like, I don't know how that got okay.

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Yeah.

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Respect.

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There weren't, and it wasn't like there were tampons in the room.

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There was nothing about the room that was like this is.

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It was just that it was you and Sam Jay. Well, in their defense, just to try to figure this out, There weren't, and it wasn't like there were tampons in the room. There was nothing about the room that was like, this is the...

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It was just that it was you and Sam Jay.

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Well, in their defense, just to try to figure this out,

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maybe they were like, we need to show a little bit more deference to this room

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because there's females in here who might be changing or something.

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No, I think it was more about, like, anonymity so people wouldn't bother

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go by and be like, oh, it was like Gronk PERSON on the other things.

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It said Grunkowski and Edelman and Moss PERSON.

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But then some people's doors had initials.

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But still, you could figure that out.

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I guess people could figure out the female, too.

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Yeah.

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There's a female?

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I think it was a little bit of anonymity.

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Yeah, okay.

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Maybe that...

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We were in the female room.

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We were in the female room

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and we're just hanging out afterwards,

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like kind of chilling before we went left

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the whole promises.

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Because the after party was inside the forum. We went back to my green room to collect myself to go home. The forum afterwards, like, kind of chilling before we went left the whole promises. Because the after party was inside the forum.

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We went back to my green room to collect myself to go home.

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The forum club, which, by the way, was, it's like a famous place at the forum where, like, the Lakers ORG used to party after games.

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Yeah.

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It was like, Playboy bunnies, all these people.

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That was such a cool party, too.

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It was cool.

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It was good music and good food and cookies with Tom PERSON's face on him.

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I, like, took so many of those cookies.

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I took so many, too. I took a bunch and I was like, him. I like took so many of those cookies. I took so many too.

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I took a bunch and I was like, oh, my mom's going to love these cookies to like have to bring back home and we'll, you know, she'll save them and stuff.

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And so I gathered a bunch and then I went to, she's, you know, kind of half in the bag. And so I went in her bag to, as she's talking to me being like, Nikki PERSON, I love you. You know, I opened her bag to put her cookies in, and there's like six cookies already.

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And I was like, oh, this bitch bit beat me to it.

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She's on it.

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She's been hoarding cookies for three hours.

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Of course, my mom, goodwill. My mom going, is these free? You could just take these. Nikki PERSON, look what I got.

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She showed me those cookies so many times.

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I go, I know you have them.

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I already, yes. But so we're hanging out in that room.

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Bert Kreischer PERSON comes by with his wife. Tom Segura PERSON pops in.

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Everyone's kind of like making their way out. Grankowski PERSON, you know, was walking, you know, we were all. And your mom's jawing back and forth with all these people.

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And I'm having to kind of put my hand on her and go, Mom, no more. Like, she kind of knows, like, she kind of starts telling a story and I just go, we're good, we're good on that. And she's hilarious and I felt bad doing that, but she was, she kind of knows. I just kept reminding her like,you're my guest. Like, I, if I'm going to have another drink, I want another drink. I think I flew you here. I think I'm paying for everything. I, I never

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like to wave that I'm paying flag, but I certainly did last night when it was about the drinking. And so,

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I'm just like, you know, every time someone comes and I'm just like, please, like, just like, don't engage my mom. Like, it's just going to go on longer than you want. And it's not her best

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showing. Like, she's just one drink over the limit where someone's like fun. and my mom is the she's the best i just want to caveat this she's the greatest

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person everybody everybody listening i am the reason i am because of my mom and i love her so much

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but then my mom goes final thought my mom goes to the bathroom at one point into the female

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bathroom and um we kind of forget she's in there even and then at that moment

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Chris PERSON decides to take off his shirt because he's changing back from into his t-shirt from his

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button up shirt and the door's kind of open a jar and all I hear is is this guy trying to steal

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Burt Crackers Act it's Dave Chappelle oh. Oh, my. Walks in, sees Chris PERSON, comes into the room, says hello again to me.

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It's great with your dad and you.

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Yep. Talking to all of us. My dad's talking about Ohio GPE with him.

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He is, what else were they talking? I mean, I was just like, I couldn't, I was stupefied.

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He was just amazing. He was, well, the best compliment you can give somebody, I think, is to say, that person seems happy and Dave

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seems happy. He was just jovial and kind to you. So happy, so cool. And then he left.

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And wasn't like, I'm Dave Chappelle PERSON. Like, he's obviously aware of what he is and what he means

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to people, because as I was saying, like, I love you so much. And, you know, there's like a graciousness. Like, he's just a, he just reminds me of, like, a Gandhi PERSON type figure, like, a religious figure.

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Mm-hmm.

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Is how I feel when he talks as well. Yeah.

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I feel like there's gospel in it.

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His comedy has evolved to preaching in a way.

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And just the way he holds himself, like, he's a tall, like, formative figure of a man, but the way he just, he's, he's, he just, he just seems like the

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Dalai Lama. Of comedy. I mean, he really is like the representative diplomat of comedy. He is our,

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he is the representative embodied of comedy. He is, I can't think of the word. But there's so much

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kindness exuding from him. It's like I just feel like there's so many people in this business that just get rotten

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and act like they're like really nice people or just aren't who they are.

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And I just think he is who he is.

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And then he leaves and he stays for probably three minutes.

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Four minutes.

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A decent amount of time. A big amount of time. Yeah minutes. A decent amount of time. A big amount of time.

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Yeah, a substantial enough amount of time that when... And at one point while he's there, I go, where did my mom go?

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Like, I can feel that she's not here because this is all going so well. And so, but there's a moment where I go, where is my... I don't even know that she's gone in the bathroom. I didn't know she went in there. And then Dave Chappelle walks out, says good night. We all say good night.And the second he walks out, my mom goes, well, that bathroom's amazing.

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Nikki PERSON, do you see it in there?

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That's soap in there? Did you see those napkins? I'm taking. And we all look at each other like, we just died such a bullet.

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I was just like, oh my God. And my mom's just kind of like, what? And I'm like, we'll tell you later. Like, I don't even want to, because I knew she would be like, where is he? She would probably like run back down the hallway. So we didn't even tell her till we were in the car.And she goes, when was Dave Chappelle PERSON there?

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She's freaking out.

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My dad goes, I told you he was right there. And I go, no, we didn't, dad. We all like. I miss Dave Chappelle PERSON? She was so, when did he? And I go, you were in the bathroom. And I go, I don't know what you were was right there and I go no we didn't dad we all miss Dave Chappelle PERSON she was so when did he

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and I go you were in the bathroom and I go I don't know what you were doing in there because she was in there for a while but she was like I did not go number two in that bathroom I don't know and I go I don't know what you were doing that but I love that your pants were complicated or whatever the fuck was happening um so yeah in two in two you know um so yeah yeah, in two, you know, tomorrow's podcast, which we were recording in two days, but we recorded this one on Monday just so you know, um, listener, we will get into more joke specific stuff and, um, and just more things of the night, but I mean,

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boy, it was fun.

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There's so many funny things to talk about. My life has changed today. I woke up a different human being.

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Point one.

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Point one.

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That's right.

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Let's just check it. See if anything's happened. One point one, Mandela PERSON's. Can you believe it? Let's just. Let's just check it. See if anything's happened. Can you believe it?

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Let's just see. Nobody can believe it. I'm still at 1.1 hasn't dropped. Let's see if anyone interesting new has DM'd me. Let's see. Aaron Foster PERSON.

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I don't know.

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She's someone who's I've always wanted to think I was cool.

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Oh, you know what? Let's get Jack Robbins PERSON on board here. Who's Jack Robbins PERSON? Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon's PERSON son. He's done some funny videos that I've liked recently.

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Okay.

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All right.

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I want Jack Robbins PERSON. Oh, wait.

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This controversial figure Dave Portnoy on Twitter tweeted. You were the number one set of the night.

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He's the barstool guy.

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Barstool sports guy.

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That's pretty good.

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I will say the funniest thing that got said to me last night,

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Andrew Schultz PERSON, who had an amazing set.

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Yes.

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And who, like.

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Incredibly gracious.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Really. And threw me a compliment in the middle of his set. Thank you so much, Andrew PERSON. And I talked to him afterwards, and we both talked about how we, you know, we both worked really hard on this.

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And I could tell he worked hard as well. He had some fucking amazing jokes. He had great jokes.

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And he just, if he would have had my spot, we might be having a different conversation today.

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Like, it was a, he went later on in the show, which is a much harder spot to be in and i will always give him that audiences can't handle over

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two and a half and he was he was on after the two hour mark yeah he was after the two hour mark yeah and yeah he was but yeah he was great i was trying to find him after the show he was awesome but he said to me he believes what did he say hold on i have to get it right he believes he said the fact that anyone no he said the fact that anyone is saying that we He believes, what did he say? Hold on, I have to get it right. He believes.

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In signality. He said the fact that anyone, no, he said, the fact that anyone is saying that we both had the sets of the night makes me believe in sexism.

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Because you clearly did.

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And they're not giving you the credit that you deserve.

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And that really made me laugh.

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He was like, like, for a guy who's like kind of known for like having a podcast that is maybe geared towards men who are not as, you know, comfortable admitting that there's, you know, inherent sexism in the world.

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But for him to say, finally I'm on board, which he was obviously joking.

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He's on board.

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But he goes, like, I am, I know there's sexism now for the idea that anyone thinks we are equal.

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I'm, I can't wait for me to have a similar epiphany.

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Yeah.

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Me too. I've heard a lot about it, but I haven't seen it.

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I'll talk to Andrew PERSON about it. Yeah, I just, I'm so tired.

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You should get out of here.

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I got to go to another podcast.

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Oh, yeah?

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I'm going to do Tiger Belly

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Oh

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Yeah I gotta bring it

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I love that one

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I love it so much

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I'm just gonna giggle the whole time

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Yeah

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Yeah it was so much fun

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Thank you guys

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Thank you Brian

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Thank you Chris

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Thank you so much for everything

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Leading up to this

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Of course I could not Literally could not have done it without More roast chat On the next podcast right Because there's so much funny stuff that we still have to cover everything leading up to this. Of course, I could not, literally could not have done it without most of the deal. More roast chat on the next podcast, right?

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Because there's so much funny stuff that we still have to cover. Yes, there's so much, and I hope I remember to get to it. Thank you guys for listening. What?

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I don't know. I don't know what's happening.

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I do. We're ending the show. Thank you guys for listening. Don't be good. And I'll see you next time. Bye.

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