#421 U2 At The Sphere, What Went Wrong?

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Here's Nikki PERSON. Hello, here I am. Welcome to the show. It's the Nikki Glaser Podcast Here's Nikki Hello, here I am, welcome to the show, it's the Nikki Glaser Podcast

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It's been a long time coming

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I haven't seen Brian or Noah PERSON in so long

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Noah PERSON even longer because she was not on our last episode with Esther

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Which was so fun

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We need only one pregnant person per episode

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Noah PERSON was off getting married and we will do an in-depth

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look into that later on that was so funny after that podcast where i was like i was like oh my

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god you're getting married that's so amazing then sidetracked add get off on other things go to break

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come back keep talking about that thing then five minutes ten minutes after we finished the episode

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i was like what a jackass.

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And I wrote to you being like,

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I am so sorry.

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We never got back to it.

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Like it does matter to me clearly.

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And I go,

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please,

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please name it an in-depth look at Noah PERSON's Noah's wedding.

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Because I want people to be aware that I'm aware that I'm not a good

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friend.

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Some people were like,

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wait a minute.

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The title said in-depth look,

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but it didn't happen. That's people not getting my friend. Some people were like, wait a minute, the title said in-depth look, but it didn't happen.

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That's people not getting my sense of humor

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in that moment, but that's okay because that's not always my sense of humor, so it's okay if you didn't get it that one time.

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And we don't usually do that jokey of titles.

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So, yeah, that's why. It was unexpected. That's totally normal for people to be like, okay, where is it? So we will get to that. We have so much to discuss. We have the Super Bowl EVENT, which we went to. Brian, I haven't seen.No, we did the podcast together.

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I've seen you once since the Super Bowl EVENT.

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But we did talk. I've been to Australia GPE. I've been to LA GPE.

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I've been in St.

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Where else?

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Sydney GPE. Sydney GPE. I've been. Yeah, I've been all over.

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Melbourne.

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Melbourne and Sydney GPE.

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And we're going to be

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in Pennsylvania GPE and New York this weekend. That's correct.

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Thank you for reminding me. Together. Ben Salem and Port Chester GPE,

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New York. Saturday and Sunday,

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Brian Frangie, Nikki Glaser PERSON,

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live. So if you were in the

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Philadelphia GPE area, which these

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little towns are like outside of the big towns of Philly and New York City. So if you were in the Philadelphia GPE area, which these little towns are like outside of the

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big towns of Philly and New York City GPE.

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So if you live around either of those towns, you gotta come out.

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I've got some

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big names coming to the Port Chester GPE show. I've got my dad and his partner, Vicky PERSON. I've got Allie PERSON's... His wife? It's his partner. They're not married.

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Oh, okay. Long-term partner.

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Domestic partner?

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Girlfriend?

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No, not domestic.

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Come on, make your dad feel jazzy and young.

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Yeah, his girlfriend.

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His slut.

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Yeah.

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His slut.

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Oh, my God.

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Sorry, Vicky PERSON.

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No, she's no slut.

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And then Allie's sister, Elaine, is going to be there with her husband And two friends and then

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Nikki PERSON who you know well

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From my wedding is Adam Steinman

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Who did that speech

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I love that guy

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He was so funny Adam Steinman I really admired his speech and thought he was so funny

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And the whole weekend everyone was telling me

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What a nightmare this person was going to be

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He's the single one of your group That never found a wife. And so all the wives and all the husbands are like, where do you meet Steinman PERSON?

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He's unlovable. He'll always be single. He's a monster. And then I met him and he's like, maybe the coolest one out of all of them. Sorry, guys.I think you're just all married and miserable and you need to make Steinman PERSON's life just terrible in your eyes. He's single. He doesn't have kids. What's wrong with him? I'm obviously joking,but it was like, why is this guy a bad? Why is he a monster? Why is he such a degenerate?

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Like, sorry, Adam PERSON, if you're hearing this, but that is what your friend said about you behind your back in a hot tub.

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When they get relaxed and hot, that's what they're saying about you. But yeah, he was great.

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So that'll be great to see him yeah um i have no one coming well i might have some friends we'll see um what

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else okay so we what i really want to tackle let's just get into it yeah this is it okay when we were

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in las vegas am i saying that correctly vegas you're saying it's you're not sometimes i say vegas yeah i love when

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you say vegas okay so sexy las vegas GPE las vegas even though i think that is the wrong way to say

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it but it's probably the right way las vegas um two nights before we did our podcast on a thursday

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and then on friday um or maybe no we came in on th we did our podcast Friday morning and then Friday night I was like

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I think it was on Thursday I go wait well let's see what's at the sphere

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like is what's going on at that sphere that you built like obviously it's Super Bowl EVENT weekend it is the most busy weekend in Las Vegas so I was like there's no way there's gonna be if there's a show it's sold out U2 is there on the next night which

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is friday night and tickets are like 150 bucks for decent seats because there's not a bad seat

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in the house unless you're under a riser which you gotta look at have you studied the sphere since we went to the show because there was a controversy the only controversy i can find or complaints

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about the sphere i can find brian PERSON yes are about the riser if you sit under

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the riser you can't see above it you can't see the screen above it because what a shame it would

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be to miss all that action that's happening above that riser for 1 20th of the show yes okay so we

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go i get us four tickets to the sphere red flag right there 150 to see you two at the sphere

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super bowl weekend are you kidding me why is that a red flag

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Brian because that's a really low price it should it should be a red flag but why isn't it because

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okay I'll tell you we're gonna jump back to this and and I'll say why are they $150 if everyone

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talks about how great this effing show is all the g-damn time that's all I hear that's a good point that's okay so we go to the show i am a

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cursory uh youtube like a like just a fine youtube c plus c c minus probably i don't they're not my

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favorite band i have nothing against them i saw them live at the um the apollo ORG well with serious

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a couple years ago it It was an amazing show.

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The song Oh yeah, with your friend.

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You've got to get yourself together.

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That is a good song. It's one of my favorite songs

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of all time.

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It's on my top probably 40 songs of all time.

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As long as I get that song, which of course I will, it's one of their biggest hits ever. I forgot that song, which of course I will, it's like one of their biggest, it's one of the biggest hits ever. Yeah.

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And then I forgot that it was one of their songs.

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Yeah.

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Cause they have a lot of different,

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they're one of those bands that you're like,

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that's a U2 ORG song.

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Really? And then they changed the sound around.

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Yes.

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So, so I'm, I'm psyched. You know, we're going to the sphere. We get in an Uber ORG.We're on the way over. I pull up the set list because I, yeah, I want to ruin the fun. I want to seewhen I'm getting my song. I want to see what I'm in for. Yeah.

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Spoiler alert for your own self.

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I can't, I can't find the song. Maybe it's a different title. I believed it was like, you've got to get yourself to get stuck in a moment.

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And I'm like, maybe it's something else.

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It's nowhere stupid like Firefly WORK_OF_ART or something. Yes else it's nowhere stupid like firefly

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or something yes it's nowhere on the set list i get remarkably sad like i can't be in the

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conversation in the uber anymore every come everything that's happening that isn't talking about the fact that the song is not being played is bothering me like i am beside myself like i was really really sad because i i decided to that night i was gonna have a moment with that song because i i wanted to get stuck in a moment with that song the last time it played it was a it's about his friend committing suicide i have like suicidal thoughts i like i i just feel connected to that song it always gets me like

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whenever i'm feeling really depressed i put that on and i think about my friend writing a song like that for me it's i have like a lot of weird emotional attachment to it so i was distraught when it wasn't being played and like it's such a dumb thing to get upset about but i like could not focus and i wanted every i wanted chris and everyone in the car to like i want not even you guys i just just wanted Chris PERSON to like hold me because I was so upset. He's just like,

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it'll still be a good show. Like, no, who cares, babe? And,

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um, then we go, I got recognized in the line.

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Oh yeah.

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That's anything before that.

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Yeah.

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We get dropped off at a weird way.

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We walk over to the line.

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I wouldn't even privy to your struggles in the backseat. I don't remember what I was talking about, but I was on a different plane.

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I was looking at the show coming and I was having remember what I was talking about, but I was on a different plane. You guys were talking about the Raiders ORG coming

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and the drone show. I was having a conversation with the driver about how

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Las Vegas has changed. Silence car. I'm just kidding. No, I didn't.

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He was a nice guy. But yeah, on the line. Get on the line. There's a long line.

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I do want to say that I selected, like when we were in Australia GPE, I selected comfort car. When I put comfort car, it's already put in like,, I don't want to talk, like, whatever that's. Because I checked it years ago. Because I always, if there's a preference, I'll prefer that. But it's also prefer cold.Like, I don't care if the car's not cold. I don't care if the driver talks to me. But if I could choose, yeah, I kind of, I'm always going to want to err on the side of, like, no talkie.

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So, I got in the car with Chris PERSON.

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And the guy goes, oh oh and i see you selected um

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quiet car all right and i go oh i don't really care that was just a thing i selected like years ago it doesn't it's just a setting that's default i don't care you can talk to us and he goes okay so the ride's gonna be and i go like really abrasively as soon as he talked again and he did not get it.

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He was like, okay, I'm sorry.

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I was just like, no.

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Okay, so we get in line.

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An in-depth look at Nikki's Uber ORG.

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Yeah, I have so many.

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So we get in line and...

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The line is so long.

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It is wrapping around the entire block.

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It is going down the strip. It is going past the Luxor ORG. Not really, but it's so long.

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It doesn't mean anything to anyone, but yes. And that going past the Luxor ORG. Not really, but it's so long. And that's because the sphere is poorly designed. There's

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one entrance into the sphere.

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There should be multiple entrances that you can go in and the entire sphere should be on the second floor. Like a stadium.

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Yes, exactly.

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You take it as a gate number. It's insane.

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How nice is that?

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When you go to a stadium,

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they go,

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Oh,

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you're at the wrong gate.

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And then you go to another gate and there's like no one there because that's where, because everyone's spread out.

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They do it right.

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So you're right.

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It's one entrance.

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We're going in the sphere and there is,

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I see a guy in front of us go,

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no,

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that's not her. It's not Nikki Glaser PERSON to his wife.

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And then he looks at me like that he did say

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it like I swear to god he was like mad at her he was that's not Nikki Glaser PERSON and I go you idiot yeah and she was just like uh-huh and I go yes I am and I just kind of said it to him and I'm probably like eight feet away because he can't really hear me I go yes I am and then he kind of looks and is like she taught she then she turns around and go yes I am and then he kind of looks and is like she then she turns around i go yes i am and he goes oh i'm so sorry i'm sorry because he doesn't really understand what i'm communicating he's like sorry my wife thought you looked like this comedian it's we weren't talking about andi go i am her and he goes honey it's really funny that's not you i was like she was there's this

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comedian nikki glazer PERSON i go i am she. She is me. And he goes, he will not. It's the only time

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I've ever felt like

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I can't believe

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someone doesn't believe who I am. So I immediately reach into my fanny pack and pull out my ID

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and I say, yes, I am. It's a compliment.

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He thinks you're so famous. There's no possible way it's actually you in this line right now. I'd be at a different entrance. One of the many different entrances into the sphere the secret entrance yeah like a vip entrance yeah

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you would think um and he freaks out they're they're um howard fans so they know me from

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stern show and he was freaking out and he was like you just made our night i'm like no

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the sphere is about to make our night we're about to see the sphere he's like i'm so excited they

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were on he said later he was on molly and he apologized but he we like became friends because we waited in

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this long line together but i just loved his um he was so incredulous you are not like he was

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offended that i was even like trying to pose as her yeah like as a joke there was no regret there after you settled that it was you which i can understand is a fun thing to be able to do there is no regret that to be able to do. There is no regret that now you have to talk to the stranger for the next,

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probably 15 minutes. The gift of being someone notable or noticeable is that you get to give the gift of like them getting to talk to us, what they see as a celebrity,

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which to me,

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when I, to me, even as me is the greatest gift i can receive is having a normal interaction with someone super famous and like being able to take away a story or like the way i look at them as a super famous someone i admire or like am a fan of so it's like

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that's the nice thing about being being recognizable i think and i would feel that other people feel that way is that you get to give that gift all the time of people being like guess who we saw and they go who and they go

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nikki glazer PERSON and they go who is that and then they google it and they go her well that's not really a good picture of her wait a second i'll find one you don't remember her from this no sorry well

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she's really great we should pull something up oh this is offensive it's flagged um that whole

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scuttlebutt no i probably go like this i i saw nikki glazer PERSON no you didn't yes i did there's no

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way that that was actually nikki glazer PERSON and then i'm like no i have a picture of her id

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i should have posed with the id yeah that would have been fun but so we get into so foreshadowing

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i tell this guy meeting me is not the greatest part

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of your night what we're about to witness we are at the fucking sphere that's right this is going

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to be the greatest show because i don't what are you what are your thoughts going into the sphere

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show like what are you expecting how high are your expectations do they go all the way up to the

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ceiling i have a friend that went to the uh yes they definitely went up to the ceiling? I have a friend that went to the... Yes, they definitely went up to the

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ceiling and above you and all

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around. I have a friend who went to the Sphere

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in Vegas a few weeks ago,

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but he saw the nature

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show.

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And he said it was absolutely

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incredible and amazing. I don't trust

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anyone anymore, though.

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I have

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severe trust issues. have sphere ORG trust issues yes

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severe trust issues yeah since i'm not even joking you like i've been on this podcast before talking

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about movies i've seen that people are like this is the greatest comedy of our generation and then

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i go and i have to leave the theater because i'm just so disappointed in america's taste but this i i mean i can't know, everyone knows what's coming.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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But everyone does not agree with us.

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Okay.

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So we are at the sphere ORG show and not the two fans necessarily, but hyped for the sphere.

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I don't give a fuck.

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We could be seeing a live abortion on that screen.

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And I would still like the whole screen could be it and i would

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still be mesmerized like yes i'm not even joking you like they could have showed anything yeah

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here's what i expected going in i just want to lay out my expectations i didn't really care about

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the i knew the sound would be amazing i just i wanted this it to sound good i wanted to see them

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have a great show it's not about you too though this is about the sphere i wanted to see them have a great show. It's not about you two though.

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This is about the sphere.

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I wanted to see screens that were incredible. I wanted to see what I wanted was at some point to feel like I was flying through something, not in a way that's going to make you sick, a gentle, just gentle moving through a city over a desert scape, just some kind of movement. I would have liked more more like rain dripping down simple

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things simple imax sort of things i was definitely terrified to feel any kind of like oh my god i'm on a roller coaster or sharks biting my face like i didn't want it to be in your face too much but i wanted constant scream screen action yes not like a universal studios ride

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but like an immersive experience which is what this is advertising just making me feel like i

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might have done mushrooms because i did okay you know like that's what i wanted um but we get there

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and we're sitting in our seats and um then the then there's like a helicopter sound, right?

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I think that's the first thing that happened.

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And the seats vibrate.

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And the seats vibrate.

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And that is cool as hell. Yeah. Underutilized throughout the whole show. The seats vibrate in such a way that I could have achieved orgasm if it would have lasted longer than seven minutes.

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It was like Sibian PRODUCT style seat shaking.

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But it was cool. I thought... So then the helicopter comes and you see it at the

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very top. Sibian PRODUCT is pretty intense.

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I mean, I've never been on one, but

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I would. That thing will destroy you.

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I feel like the seats were not quite Sibian PRODUCT level. Well, it was like muted Sibian PRODUCT. It was like Sibian with a Tupperware ORG container on top or something. I've seen some Sibian. It was like Sibian with a Tupperware container on top.

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Okay.

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I mean, I've seen some Sibian PRODUCT videos where they get...

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Brian, we don't need to know what you're into.

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I have to. Well, there's the one on Howard Stern PERSON. Remember when he makes it with his mouth?

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Oh, my God.

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He goes like... Into the microphone and she's like sitting on a subwoofer

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wow yeah yeah yeah so she who knows if it really happened like it happened on air for sure but like

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who knows what she was really doing um okay helicopter comes down seats are shaking whoa

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that does feel like a helicopter that looks like a helicopter this is gonna be cool i thought it

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would be so cool if they had them like rappel down it looked like they were rappelling down

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like on and then they all they just appear at the

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bottom.

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That would have been cool.

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That's not what happened. The helicopter comes some.

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What was that? What was the helicopter's purpose?

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I don't looking back for I am. I don't fucking know, dude.

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It just flew away.

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Nothing made sense on this show. So then the concrete opens.

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Yes.

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And let me just tell you that both Chris PERSON and I verbalized to each other after the concrete slowly opens. And I was supposed to have Sean O'Brien PERSON on this podcast because he was making me laugh at his defense of it because Sean O'Brien is the biggest YouTube ORG fan. I flew him to New York to go to that Apollo show with me like the day before.

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He's the biggest YouTube fan. I know he's talked up the sphere to me so much. He told me what tickets to buy and everything. So he was jazzed. And he's like, this guy is really intense. He talks like this. And he's just like, oh, you gotta go.They're gonna blow your mind. They're gonna blow it. So he was so excited for me to go.

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After we're done, can we try calling him?

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Would it work? That's absolutely what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna text him right now just to tell him I'm about to call you in a little bit. Thank you. One second. That's absolutely what I'm going to do. I'm going to text him right now just to tell him I'm about to call you in a little bit. Thank you. One second. That's a perfect idea.

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He was cracking me up. He talked up the Sphere U2 ORG show because he went and he saw it in Vegas GPE and he thought it was the best show he's ever seen.

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He was over the moon

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about it. Based on that recommendation, Nikki PERSON was like, well, we've got to go. This is apparently a life changing event. According to all of the reviews on that recommendation, Nikki PERSON was like, well, we've got to go. This is apparently a life-changing event. And according to all of the reviews on the internet, the New York Times, places like that, everyone is equally as effusive about the U2 Sphere PRODUCT show.

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We got to go to break, but this is the problem. I had not looked at reviews. You know, the night it came out, I i was glued to my phone much as i am for the era's tour of like what is this gonna be because the night it first happened no one had seen the sphere no one knew what the sphere could do and it looked awesome there's this part where

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all these numbers are coming and then the wall feels like it's coming down right yeah there's

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that part you feel like the sphere is like falling on your head oh my god then there's a scene where there's like a flag burning in the desert and that looks kind of

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fucking cool and then that's it those are the only videos you fucking see leading up and i found out

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my expectations are not too high i don't think i just want to see some cool stuff and i want to

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have a good time but after the intro where the concrete kind of splits open and there's like

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shining light coming through and then all of a sudden, I forget even what happens

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because it was so non-monumental.

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Non-umental, but...

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Well, there was one cool scene where it was like Elvis and Vegas GPE.

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No, that didn't happen yet.

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This is still the intro. Okay, this is before that. I will give them credit for that.

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The way you open a show is very important.

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It should be either the best part of the show or the second best part of the show without question.

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It has to be either of those two. That is how you plan a set. That's how you, it should be the best part of the show. And by the way, Taylor Swift PERSON eras,it's the best part of the show, the, the opening where she appears, but I don't even remember how they showed up. They like walked out, which is fine.

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But there was no, what?

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They ambled.

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They totally did. we're here now

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we'll come out it was really just there wasn't a lot of pomp there was minimal circumstance

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but i turned to chris at the open after the opening after the after they get into the song

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and i'm like well that was it and i go I'm a little disappointed in what they've done so far.

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And Chris PERSON, as a producer that he is,

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and he isn't wrong, he says,

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they're leaving something in the chamber.

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You know, they've got more for us because they're not going to blow their load too soon.

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He didn't use those words, but that was exactly what he meant.

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And I go, yeah, you're probably right.

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Sippy Inn ORG hasn't reached its full capacity.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on level one.

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Just on low.

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Yeah. So I was like, yeah, you're probably right Then we go to I think then at one point they do the number thing Right, and the ceiling goes down And then the Elvis PERSON thing

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Well, yeah, it's cool At first I thought, this is cool It's missing something It's missing like a 3D I think it was lights and smoke or something like that's missing like a 3D. I think it was lights and smoke or something like that.Like there was a 3D, a 4D element that was missing in the whole production that wasn't making it entirely immersive to me.

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But the first like 15%

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of the show, I was like, if this is building to something especially, I am pretty satisfied. Yeah.

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With the use of the screen.

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I would make it 7% because we didn't stay

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the whole show.

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So I would make it even smaller but um i also think just the energy of the show starting gave some

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gave a little boost after elvis they do like a viva las vegas thing and there's like this

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crazy like elvis vegas vegas scene that's like it looks like a kaleidoscope yeah it looks like a

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LSD poster

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like a lava

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lamp-esque if you stared at it all day

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you wouldn't see everything that's happening

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in it there's like dancing ladies

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and then there's Elvis PERSON over here singing then there's Elvis

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on a bed there's a woman dancing over here

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it's just like filled with stuff it's really fun

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and it slowly moves down

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and it kind of almost repeats itself and it's but it filled with stuff. It's really fun. And it slowly moves down and it kind of almost repeats itself. And it's, but it's, but let me just say, they use the whole screen all the way to the top, all the way to the bottom.

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Yeah.

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And then after that,

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we kind of abandoned the screen.

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They just say no more screen.

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We just say, you know what? We're only going to use the bottom half of the screen. And then it becomes like, they put, they'll have like bubbles

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and then each U2 ORG member will be in a bubble and it'll be kind of floating listlessly. Not even

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around. It just stays static kind of wobbling. It turned into one hour of Windows 95 PRODUCT screensavers.

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It's anything. When I told my friend, I was like

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I would prefer to see the DVD

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logo going back and forth and us cheering when it gets into the corner like it was

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it was it got so

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it okay so at one point

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I bet Brian a hundred dollars wait was it a hundred dollars twenty dollars

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twenty dollars that the next song

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they would use they would utilize

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the whole screen because it's been like an hour it was like an hour since the screen been like an hour since the screen. With no screen usage.

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I'm telling you, the screen goes, if you don't know the sphere, it's an egg. The sphere goes hundreds of feet up into the air.

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Let's say, I don't even know how tall it is. We probably should have done our research. I would say 150 feet up in the air.

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And they're using probably half of it. Two-thirds, maybe?

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And to use the whole thing...

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It's 366 feet tall.

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Okay, damn it.

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I was so not close.

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And 516 feet wide.

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Yeah, and they are using a small percentage of that. And I understand that screens are expensive to make. These videos, shooting these things are expensive to make. It is... I'm'm not kidding you it wouldn't be hard to have flying toasters like windows 95 flying toasters all over would have been interesting to watch during a whole song because you have a youtube song you don't really need much more it's youtube playing they

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sound amazing do you think it has something to do with the band not wanting people to take their attention off in band performance. You don't go to

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the sphere. That's right. You do not.

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You are

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a featured performer

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in the sphere's main act.

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If you do not sign up for the sphere unless you use the sphere. I am adamant about that and I think every artist should. I think there's no artist that is bigger than the sphere. Every artist should die to perform at the sphere because it's such a cool room that you can do so much cool visualstuff with but if you think you're cooler than the sphere and you want to tone it down oh my god

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to go like you're playing at an outdoor music festival and there's just like there's nothing

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there like that's just you and the band no it's not it's that's not the place to do it at one point they go we're okay i'm not even place to do it. At one point they go where? Okay, I'm not even going to get to the balloon part because I want you to take that one. But one song they're like, and this is towards the end where I amlosing my cool and I've already lost $20

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because I bet that the next song would have the screen

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used all the way and it was not. It just like showed a bunch of different words like

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flashing. No, the screen wasn't even that after you bet me the $20, the next one was no screen at all. And it was, we could see the shadows of the lighting structures. It was like,it was like this, the unnecessary.

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No, I wish I would have taken pictures.

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Because there's no footage of this online because I don't know what's going on. Someone's protecting us from the truth about that this is disappointing. And people are protecting themselves because people are going to the show and leaving saying it's good and i don'tunderstand it there is like an 800 jacket you can buy of the show like at the merch day like people

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are are because the thing is if you invest a lot of money in something you convince yourself you

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love it but i will say if i would have paid over if i would have paid 600 per ticket which i would

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have paid to go see this even as the youtube fan i am because i thought it was going to be that cool if i would have paid

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six hundred dollars a ticket i would have a hundred percent asked for my money back i would

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have said this is this was so not worth it i know that i would have been wrong in doing that but i just feel like i was promised something by the general public's like excitement about this and whoever did the press for the sphere the sphere is cool there's no question because obviously that nature documentary is awesome but is it is it brian

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because i don't know i have to go i can't find what all okay as soon as we get to i'm all over

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the place it's like what happened to those people who went to that willy wonka festival EVENT yes but

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instead they all agreed it sucked we were the only we left we're the only, we left early. We were the only ones who left early. And as soon as we're going home,

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I typed,

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I Googled

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U2 sphere disappointing Reddit ORG.

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You know,

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like that's how you find

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people talking.

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And all it was

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was people being like, I was disappointed it wasn't longer. Like that's like,

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it was like, I was disappointed in my ticket pricing. And I'm like, can we talk about the screens? And then I've been running

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into people that have seen it. And I go, seen the youtube sphere ORG and they're like amazing i ran into the um director of f boy island who i love so much michael um shay spender PERSON uh yeah michael

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shay who loves you brian PERSON but we did um we did some stuff for the new show coming out called

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lovers and liars WORK_OF_ART which is a spinoff of FBoy Island

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where there's three guys.

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It doesn't matter. I don't even know if they've announced it, but

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there's a new show coming out in April.

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They should announce it.

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Yeah, I just found out.

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Bill Dixon PERSON was like, you don't know

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your show's coming out in April. I was like, no one told me!

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But I did reshoots for that and I saw Michael Shea PERSON and he had seen U2 and I go, Michael, let's talk about it. And I don't give and he had seen you too and I go Michael let's talk about it and I don't give away that I'm disappointed yet I go you too the sphere and he goes amazing and I go wrongand he's like someone I like really respect and love and I was like boo it was bad I go Michael no and he's paid you know some big money because he went back in 2023 when it openedand I said Michael what about the bugs And he's paid some big money because he went back in 2023 when it opened.

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And I said, Michael, what about the bugs? What about the insects?

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The pixelated bugs that stayed on the screen for literally 25 minutes. Okay, Noah PERSON, this is what happens. They get lazy. At some point, they're phoning it in hard with the screens. And they decide to do a thing. Imagine you are looking imagine you are you are a light bulb right on like a big light like there's a big light and you are inside thelight and you're you're from the point of view of the light bulb and you're like a blue light bulb okay and then there's there's a plastic cover right above your head and then all of these bugs are just like dying on you okay they're not even moving they're just landing you know like when

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bugs like fall into a light and they're just kind of like twitching that is what we are looking at

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and were they were they even clear bugs they were pixelated they were blurry yes and they weren't

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even moving they were twitching it was like someone's and they were twitching in a rhythm

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that wasn't even original so it was like they were twitching every two seconds so it was like

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on repeat it was the cheapest bullshit i've ever two seconds. So it was like on repeat. It was the cheapest bullshit I've ever seen. So then, but they kept adding them. So more bugs would appear until it filled up the whole screen and all the screen was bugs except a couple pierces of blue light coming through.

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And then that was the end of the show. That was their, that was their curtain, not curtain call, but there was the like, goodbye everyone. Then they go backstage and that they left it on during the, you know, in between the encore and the end of the show.And we're just looking at a screen filled with twitching bugs. It is so unimpressive. If someone turned it in as their final art project at a community college in Delaware GPE, they would be, they would,sorry, Delaware GPE. I just picked a state that I don't ever remember exists.

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They, they would be, They would receive an F. It was awful. No one could argue. If you are a defender of the sphere,

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slide into my DMs and engage with me

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in a fight about the bug scene

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because the bugs were there in the fall.

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I asked Michael Shea PERSON about them.

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The bugs aren't a new addition.

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If you loved the sphere, answer for the bugs

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because the bugs was such an

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insulting thing to do to us much was Delaware F ORG and don't you dare talk to me don't you dare

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tell me about what about Nikki PERSON what about when they pull back the sphere and they show you the

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Las Vegas strip oh yeah if you are if as if the sphere isn't there so Noah PERSON we're all facing one

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direction in the sphere right and so they're like we're gonna show you what it would be like if the sphere wasn't here and i'm like i'm dying to live

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in a world where the sphere isn't here so then they pull back the sphere like they're opening

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the sphere to show us first of all las vegas GPE during it's kind of like the daytime and it's obviously nighttime when we're at the show so it doesn't even like make you feel like you're really

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pulling it back and it's very obviously like animated again they're like the cars are all uniform going like and they're showing

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you something that you can clearly see from anywhere in l it's not they're not giving you

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a view that is interesting you saw it on the drive in it's like Show us a different city Show us anywhere Show us space Show us the stars Show us a galaxy Simple simple ideas Just floating through a galaxy Dude

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That would have been cool To do space

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Just floating through Stars With amazing constellations

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Moving in and out One of those things That show you how small The earth is In comparison to the rest

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Of the universe Thank you The blue dot Yes Amazing idea I could come up with so many But That was so insulting The bug thing into the rest of the universe. Thank you. The blue dot. Yes. Amazing idea.I could come up with so many, but that was so insulting. The bug thing was disgusting.

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Them floating around in bubbles.

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Even if they lazily just had Bono PERSON full screen,

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just Bono PERSON's huge body.

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Even if he wanted to make it about him. Never even showed him full screen.

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Show him full screen.

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I would have gladly taken that. That would have looked so cool to have

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a gigantic bono none of that it was so ridiculous upset because our friend roland he went to see

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that in 2023 he paid a lot of money everyone is they are all gaslit dude they're all gaslit

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it's hard it's hard you can't find a single the only person that you can find that says anything bad about it is um yeah

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uh i'll be free anytime after oh he's not free right now i'm just gonna read some of sean o'brien's

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text messages though because this is what was making me laugh so hard i was literally crying

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texting him about it okay so this is prior to it right he's texting me all this i go where's the

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best place to sit for you too he goes oh my god this is a steal october pricing insane he shows me the seat i got is

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183 bucks tonight uh when he went 827 bucks oh my he paid 827 bucks probably no but he's the

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biggest fan i i mean i don't as as that also fan, I get it. My friend paid pretty much.

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I mean, oh, I do.

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But yes, that's a lot.

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And they pay to go to Vegas GPE, by the way,

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and stay there for this. There's also that element.

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Yes, yes, you're so right.

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It's, tack on another

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$1,200 at least. Okay,

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probably more. He says, so excited for you guys.

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This will be amazing. I love you both.

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To me and Chrisris PERSON he sends a

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picture now he sends the picture that everyone quotes the one with all the numbers all like the

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binary code okay that's the one we've all seen where the ceiling falls it looks really cool

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that's the best part probably it is cool but is it as cool as it could be no it's just numbers

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it's literally 80s like it looks like you're watching the beginning of the matrix some total recall or whatever i don't know some 80s movie yes um yes the matrix he said did you end up getting your

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section 309 for your seats i said 310 row 7 he goes yes can't wait to hear what you think you'll

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love it i said i know i will how long is it he says they go on at 8 36 and we'll be off around

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10 45 i said i love this specificity i I says, does anything happen? Okay, this is another part.

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I go, does anything?

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Because it says doors are 730.

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I go, does anything happen until 836?

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And he writes back, yes.

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DJ Pauly D drives around in a car and plays 80s and 90s music.

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It's fine, but you're not missing much if you don't want to see it.

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And I said, are you serious about DJ Pauly D PERSON? I thought it was, I just was like, he left it sit there. And he goes, as long as you're in your seats by 820, all is good. I said, are you serious about DJ Pauly PERSON? He said, yes. I know it sounds like it's bullshit, but it's real.And I go, that doesn't say that he opens. What a gig for him. He said, exactly. We don't know what, who DJ Pauly D PERSON is connected to, to get this gig.

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To open for U2 at the Sphere FAC?

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If you were just throwing darts at a board of random celebrities and the funniest one you could ever hit would be DJ Pauly D. I even said to Chris and to Brian, I go, guess who's opening? Guess, pick the most insane person you can think of to open for you too. And you won't even get close.

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I said Bill Cosby PERSON.

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You did. Yeah. Okay. That was pretty good. Um, okay.Okay. This is me in the car, writing him. All right. So this is me quietly in the car. Fred PERSON Friday,February 9th, 9 55 PM, which is seven 55 there. I am devastated that they don't play Stuck in a Moment WORK_OF_ART. I'm legit about to cry.

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He said, this is why you're like,

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while this building over here,

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you're talking to that Uber ORG driver

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about Las Vegas architecture.

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He writes, I promise you it'll be great.

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He goes, I know.

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It's a top five song for me,

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but you'll recognize a bunch of stuff.

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I said, I'm fucking sad.

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What a mistake. He says,, but you'll recognize a bunch of stuff. I said, I'm fucking sad. What a mistake. He says, he says, I promise you it'll be great. The screen is the key. You'll love it.

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That's important. He said the screen is the key.

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Yes. Gaslit.

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Yes.

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Abuse, abuse victim.

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Yes. I said, okay, I'll get over my disappointment. Sean PERSON abuse. He says,

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he says, it's tricky. They have literally 50 plus hits, but they close strong. Visuals are bananas.

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Okay. I would have loved bananas.

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Visuals being bananas would have been great. If there was bananas

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that were not pixelated. Literally bananas

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would have been great, but the visuals

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were not bananas. Unless there were bananas

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on the screen. They were bugs.

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What did Roland say? Roland, by the way, famously falls asleep at every single show. I bet for this one he did. were not bananas unless there were bananas on the screen they were bugs what did roland say

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roland by the way famously falls asleep at every single show i bet for this one he did he has

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narcolepsy and he falls asleep in the roland has hookups where he gets he's friends with like every

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famous person known to mankind he's probably like bruce springsteen's child's godson godfather um

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roland falls asleep like in front row at like kiss concerts like he will he is he

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and he's been called out before and like thrown out of shock it's so funny he's adorable what

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did he say noah okay so he goes um it was not pixelated it's and then he goes uh it's not the

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greatest hits show it's the act act on baby album with a few hits it's not the greatest hits show. It's the Acton Baby WORK_OF_ART album with a few hits.

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It's amazing, the screen.

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It's insane.

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And no, it's not pixelated.

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He thinks we're coming at him about the music.

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Yes, I was upset about Suck in a Moment WORK_OF_ART.

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Some people have complaints about the set list that I found online later on when I've searched every synonym for disappointment.

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I found other complaints about the show, but they're all about the set list.

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I'm talking about the screen

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rolling. Roland PERSON's off. He's

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commenting on things that other people are saying

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about the set list, which is not my

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complaint. He just loves this show.

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So here's what I said to Sean O'Brien PERSON.

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I want to come at him for the music

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because I think U2

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maybe sucks. I think it's

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maybe the most overrated band in history.

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What's Pat McAfee PERSON?

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Pat McAfee?

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Well, it was Pat McAfee's PERSON sidekick who said that.

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But I think they're maybe the most overrated band in the history of bands.

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I don't understand it at all.

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There's a few songs that I like, but for the most part, they're repetitive.

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They're uninteresting. And I have never on purpose put on a u2 song to listen to i i have i've i've also i've put on stuck in a WORK_OF_ART moment and maybe stuck in a moment i forgot that

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that was one of theirs the sweetest thing i used to like that song i don't put that on anymore but

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i still will play stuck in a moment i won't give up on that song. But you have

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the same opinion as the guy from the Pat

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McAfee show. Yeah, and I love Pat McAfee PERSON.

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So he said this on Thursday

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or no, sorry, on Friday. This was like, they saw the Thursday night show. We saw the Friday night

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show. They were at Vegas GPE. We watched them

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do this. Yeah, we didn't realize it was them

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talking about it. We didn't see this conversation, but this is what we were live there watching them talk about this but we really couldn't hear them he says listen I don't want to offend anybody his last name Schmidt I don't know his first name listen I don't want to offend anybody that's not what we're trying to do we're not tryingto offend people and get people upset

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when we've got the Super Bowl in two days but I gotta be honest with you I thought I was just a YouTube fan going into last night's show just because you get swept up in the pomp and circumstance of everything and I thought it was really cool but I realized pretty quick I'm not a U2 ORG guy. In fact,I'd go as far as to say U2 ORG sucks. That's so funny.

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But then he goes on

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to say the sphere is incredible. Oh, Ty Schmidt PERSON is his name. They both concurred that the Orb ORG venue was phenomenal and that the sphere is the show.No, it's not. That is where I'm feeling a disconnect with people. So I wrote to Sean PERSON. I said, this is Saturday, February 10th, 1243 a.m.

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So we are at dinner afterwards.

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We are leaving the Sphere FAC.

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We went to the noodle barn.

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We went to the noodle shop at the, wherever we're staying, MGM Grand ORG, and I said, dude, I'm not joking you. We are so disappointed. I can't believe how little they use the screens, and they didn't do anything cool with them. There was literally onemoment where it was kind of cool. We left early. I'm so sorry to report this.

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He goes, no!

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With like, probably 12 exclamation marks. Fuck me. I'm sorry. fuck me i'm sorry you're not wrong that this you're not wrong that the screens took a dip in the middle but i thought but i thought that the screen game was strong the first seven to eight songs and the last eight songs were my favorite part of the screen fuck i'm sorry buddy i'm brainwashed by this band and so and everything that and so everything they, it turns to gold for me.I take full responsibility as I shot it to the moon. However, I'll check with my YouTube ORG group and make sure nothing was off.

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I'll go scorched earth if there were tech problems.

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I'm really sorry.

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His YouTube group, by the way, are just people online in Facebook ORG groups

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who like YouTube ORG too.

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He has no connection.

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He's going to go check with his YouTube group.

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And I said,

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I said,

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I said,

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Sean PERSON, it's crazy.

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I can only remember two good screens. He said, the last five songs are when the screens go berserk.

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We had to peek in when they went berserk.

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They were not going berserk. There is a flag burning in a desert and some doves fly in your face. They're not going berserk. I said, okay, well, we left after the desert scene. I said, we left two songs before the end and we all agree there was nothing they could have done to redeem

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themselves, which is true. We said there's not, I don't care what they do in those last two moments. We stayed for, we were there for 30 songs and nothing good happened

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besides. That's right. He goes,

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bummer. And then they think they're going to save us by burning

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a flag. Are you kidding me?

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Wild. He says, bummer, but I understand. The last four songs, I thought the screen was magnificent, but they definitely had some dips in the middle. The acoustic part was dumb. No need for any of that. So sorry for my overhyped

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reaction. I hope you got to enjoy some of the show.

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I said, dude, they didn't do shit

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with the screens for like 20 songs. I said, this was inexcusable. Just bugs twitching. And I sent a picture of the bugs, which I have to post on our Instagram so people can see.

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I'm so glad I took a photo of it. says i'm looking into it now they had a tech issue

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about a month ago and the show got compromised no i'll get to the bottom of this he goes okay

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something went wrong i don't even know i don't even know or recognize that pic and i said this

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was okay but not good enough and it was like a bunch of like it looks like there's just like a

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smattering of like pink cum all over the screen and he goes what about this and he sends the

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numbers then he says the elvis then he says sends the doves at the end i said okay yes i saw the

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first two but that third one i think we left too soon for but in between that second photo and the

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third photo was legit nothing good he says for like almost two hours he says i get it i just

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have such a passion for that band that

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i can't think clearly everything they do i go bonkers for oh shit i'm really sorry nick i wish

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you had a better time but i'm glad you got to see him next time we're out for lunch next time we're

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out lunch and dinner on me i oversold it this is on me i said no we loved hating it i said you

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weren't the one who sold me on it i would have gone anyway he said did chris hate it as well i

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said yes we we all did. And we are all having a blast trashing it. We are howling, laughing at these texts from you. Thinking you owe me lunch and dinner because of Bono PERSON's mediocrity. He says, fuck, fuck, fuck.It's painful, but it's gotta be done. In fact, you know, fuck it, I'm done. You two can go to pound sand. They fucked my friends. So guess what? They are fucking out.Coldplay PERSON, you're back i'm

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jumping back in the pool we don't we don't we have something we don't need this aggravation

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bono fucked us and now he's gonna pay hell yeah he said i hope that fucking sphere burns to the

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ground fucking horse shit knock off ice capades crap he said they fucked you he said which fucked me on my recommendation there will be a two-year

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ban of no you do yeah me too favorite man and i mean it if you two is in st louis and third eye

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blind is also there you two can pass in the wind and i'll go support the blind guys he says love you nikki i'll pick a winner next time big hugs damn it made me laugh

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so fucking hard his passion for this band and like he had to go check with and he follows up again

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he's like there weren't technical issues they have resolved them i want to know we got to talk

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about will you talk about the um balloon oh yeah oh because this let me just say what i said to

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sean i'm so sorry i said sean we all agree that you need to answer for the balloon. Oh, yeah. Let me just say what I said to Sean PERSON.

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I'm so sorry.

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I said, Sean PERSON,

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we all agree that you need to answer for the balloon song.

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All right?

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We know you saw it.

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Please tell us

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how you defend that

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and how you defend

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in the...

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Please tell us how you defend that and how you defended it in the moment that night. You cannot forget the balloon momentwhere he is walking aimlessly around the stage holding a balloon asking the audience

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where his keys are and then going to a door and knocking and no one's inside

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and we will talk about the balloon moment which brian PERSON has a lot of thoughts on when we come back

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show is about the U2 ORG sphere experience because this is I haven't been this passionate about something

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in so long. I mean, yeah, we gotta spread

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the word. Someone's got to agree with us.

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We can't get to that yet.

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That was a success. That's not interesting.

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I think the worst part of the show, to be

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honest, is Bono PERSON because

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he does a lot of pandering during the show. At one point, he starts talking. Everything he says is some weird phrase from an inspirational Instagram post that means nothing to anybody. And you can interpret it however you want. So there's one time when he's leading up to a songand he's talking about how you uh no one can take away your freedom he does like the speech from uh braveheart PERSON basically and he says no one

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could and i can see that there's people in the audience who view that no one could take away

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your freedom thing from the right side by saying like oh yeah no one's gonna take away our guns

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and then there's people who view it from the left side who are like oh yeah no one's gonna take away our guns and then there's people who view it from the left side who are like oh yeah no one's gonna take away our right to have abortions but he never takes a lane he says stuff like that that means nothing to it he's not taking a side either way ever right and

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then at one point he starts complaining about how expensive the hotel rooms are in vegas fucking

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why during the super bowl weekend as if he has bought a hotel

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room in the last hundred years making a point about capitalism and i think he said we you know

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maybe he was even saying like we know how much you spent to be here some giving some kind of nod to

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that it might have been that but he says even we know the hotel rooms were so expensive. Something about the... He's pandering.

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He is on orbits comparing and trying to save.

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He's trying to relate to the public.

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Oh, I know how

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expensive the hotel rooms must have been being Super Bowl weekend. That's so annoying. No, but he said that he was even... I like that because you can still be privileged and acknowledge how expensive things are

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for people who can't afford stuff.

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He said he was looking for a hotel room for his band. That was my problem. What was that, Noah PERSON? I said, isn't he also part of the problem because U2 is also there that weekend?

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No, no one gives a shit about that that weekend.

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That weekend is all about the Super Bowl EVENT.

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It was definitely...

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I've never been somewhere where everything is about one thing more than like, it felt like

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Lollapalooza EVENT. It reminded me of going to a music festival. For football

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though. It was a festival for football. I loved it. But yeah, he was like, I went on Expedia.com and tried to find a hotel and it was $400? What about his thing about scienceand art? Everything

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he said was bullshit. It was so

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vague. At one point he started rambling. He was rambling the entire time. At one point he thanked Steve Jobs out of nowhere. I missed that.

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He was just like, I want to thank Malala PERSON. I want to thank all of the immigrants.

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Steve Jobs. He was m jabs PERSON it was very like there was it felt um like he wasn't the most lucid but no and it all came to a head during

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the balloon thing i didn't feel like he was like had a mental condition or he was on anything

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it felt like this is what happens when you are a god so cool. Like your brain turns to mush.

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No one has been correcting you

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or telling you that's lame

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or that makes no sense

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for probably 45 years.

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And you wear sunglasses inside.

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Like this is a sunglasses inside mind.

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That's right. And it all came to a head during the balloon.

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I think he's a good person though. Like he was talking about AIDS again and stuff. And I think he's done a lot of good work. Like I think ultimately, I think he's just, his brain is mush because he's too famous that's

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probably right and but what he says it they're they're frivolous phrases that they mean nothing

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yeah but they see they they dumb people think he's taking a stand and representing them and

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that is that's america now baby it's just like everyone's scared to take a stand so

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you just the smart people which he could be smart he could be just towing that middle line very evil

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genius yes yeah elegantly but i don't know i think he just i think he thinks he's smarter than he is

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a little bit but i really wasn't couldn't really hear what he was saying most of the time but that

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balloon thing where he so there's a song where he has a balloon.

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They drop down a big rope

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from the ceiling. It's a really long rope.

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From the very highest point, 300 feet up.

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They drop a rope and we're like, what the fuck is this

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going to be? Is he going to do acrobatics?

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That would be cool. Is he going to

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pink perform on this rope?

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Is he going to spin around? I thought there's no way that was going to happen. Chris PERSON said something to me about he's going to attach himself himself to him i'm like no he's an old man

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that's not gonna happen but i thought something cool could happen yeah but instead a balloon

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appears on the screen and not like a real balloon which would have been cool like a photo um graphic

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looking balloon like it almost looks like there's an actual balloon in the room it was a cartoon

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drawn obviously like really crude drawn balloon like a a kid drew it. Like a kid drew it.

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Yes.

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And then this rope is attached to it.

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And then he walks around a little stage that is probably like 20 feet by 20 feet.

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And he walks the perimeter of the stage.

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And then on the stage, the real graphics start to show up. And there's a sidewalk that starts to move like an animated sidewalk that looks like a treadmill almost. And he's walking.

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So it looks like he's walking more than he is. And that's where they chose to really spend the money on the graphics

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was the little slice of sidewalk on the stage while we're watching a balloon that someone drew with their left hand in the dark on a chalkboard and an old it's like the ugliest thing and then he's singing about i don't even know what the song was about, but then he talks in, in between the verses.

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And what was he saying? He's just holding the rope, by the way,

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the rope is useless. It's just, I'm holding a rope now.

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And apparently Brian, they've reworked, they've reworked that song so many times because I, they are, I went into some YouTube ORG subreddits and was like reading about people's interpretive.Cause people think you too, you too. Fans are fucking insane. Like I know Swifties can be really insane. some YouTube ORG subreddits and was like reading about people's interpretive because people think YouTube YouTube fans are

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fucking insane like I know

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Swifties can be really insane sometimes too and I guess every Stan NORP culture

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has them but people that think everything they do is some incredible

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you know and that's why

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he is the way he is and so they

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were really analyzing that and trying to just pull any meeting out of this just dry sponge. And it's so funny because it keeps changing and there's no rhyme or reason. At first, he's looking for the balloon.

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No, it's like he had Alzheimer's.

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No, because the variation we saw.

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I'm talking about earlier ones.

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People said that it was like his daughter's balloon or it was a little girl came on stage and it was her balloon like they tried different things with this balloon bullshit.

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Yeah.

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And the one we saw he had lost his keys.

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Right.

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He's walking around.

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He's walking around town holding a balloon trying to find his home and saying he can't find his keys.

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And then he walks up to a door that's not his and rings the doorbell and no one answers.

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And we're supposed to take that as anything other than he's got dementia? That is exactly what dementia people do.

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Yeah, because then the image on the screen is like a zoom, like you're looking at a camera on your front porch.

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A fisheye lens.

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Fisheye lens, which was cool in the 90s.

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Like to like have a big image of like someone being like, whoa, looking in like it was so bad. which was cool in the 90s like to like have a big image of like someone being like whoa looking in like it was

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so bad I can't find my keys

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I guess this isn't my house

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Sean PERSON said they just keep fucking with it I said what about the balloon thing are you two fans talking about it first of all he said here's the problem it was on the edge his wife was in on it

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the edge is the star player right

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yeah yeah

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so I asked about the balloon thing from him.

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He goes, well, the good news is I missed it because the band just got over COVID EVENT. So they didn't do it. So he did, they had just gotten over COVID EVENT. So they didn't do the balloon thing. He said, oh, wait, that was about something else. He goes, those motherfuckers.I thought they dropped that bit.

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He's so mad to hear it's still in the thing.

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He goes, here's the problem it was the edge his wife was in on it bono wanted no part of part of this hopscotch nonsense he was literally doing

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hopscotch holding this rope but he didn't want to offend the edge's wife well fuck man here we go

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let's just prance around with this nonsensical balloon and and next bring out a seesaw it was

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a fucking abhorrent but i gave him a pass to keep the wife

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happy to bring it back this is repugnant and i need to rethink this band all together fucking

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next year the drummer is gonna start jumping rope during during a guitar solo i'll tweet at some

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people he goes i'll tweet at some people and do some damage control so he's gonna ask around

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he said okay here's what i found

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out they just keep fucking with it meaning the balloon song the second for the second show a

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girl was swinging from the rope and fell out oh my god he says the whole thing is fucked i can't

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believe they brought it back wow i just nothing when he was so apologetic about it being bad i was like sean i don't think there's

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any more joy i think hating it has brought me so much more joy than loving it like as i really wish

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i could have loved it i wanted to have an experience that was why we did it but like

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coming out of it i just do i do feel so removed from my fellow man though that i can't find one person that's

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echoing the same sentiments but thank god us four were all together because chris and i can kind of

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get up the same mind sometimes you know i think couples can do that when you watch something and

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you can just like get into each other's heads about it so but thank god it was four of us who

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had all the same experience and you you and ali

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were mostly talking and then me and chris like it what we weren't all it wasn't till the end of the

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show after we left that we were all like what the fuck was that yeah so we weren't like feeding each

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other throughout it except when i bet you twenty dollars no ali hated it i couldn't wait to leave

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i was hoping we would leave early but i didn't want to insult you because you bought the tickets. No.

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I'm all for a leave early.

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And that was, although I did not leave early for the first time ever at my

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10th Taylor Swift

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concert, which I attended

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in Melbourne.

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Final thought.

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I went to see Taylor Swift three more times.

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Twice in Melbourne. Three?

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Once in Sydney. Wow, I thought it was only two.

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Yeah, it was going to be two,

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but then our friends had tickets

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to one of the Melbourne shows

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and then I had tickets to the other one

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and we were all going to go together to one of them.

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And then when I found out

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they had tickets to a separate,

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I thought we both had tickets on the same night.

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So I was like, oh yeah,

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we'll use whoever tickets are better

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and sell the others or give them to our friends. But then I found out that they had tickets for a different night and they were like, we'll just go one night. And I go, I'm sorry, I can't have a chance to go see her. I have to use, I'll buy those.I'm going both nights. So we went both nights. I went both nights. So did my friend back. She went with me both nights. One night I went with her and her boyfriend andhis sister and another night we went with all her friends we had amazing seats it was so good and um and for the 11th and 10th and 11th show of my um eras tour going you know seeing the show i stayed for the whole show i've never stayed until the very end because i'm scared of like mass exoduses oh yeah i just

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you know like noah we even left and i kind of like karma i like i like leaving and dancing to karma

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as i leave but i've never been in my seat and like waving at her when she goes away and like when she introduces when she says thank you to the band and everyone so it was really fun to say to the end and it wasn't bad getting out at all i was scared of nothing but it's australia

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i did leave on the 12th show uh early because there was an uber situation we had to attend to but um i left during

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mastermind if swifties NORP are listening um and that is the time that you you only need to leave during

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mastermind EVENT you're gonna miss karma but like you will save yourself hours if you leave during those

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but i also understand if you don't want to um they were amazing uh they were just that she was in the best

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mood my girl is in love i have not seen her since she's been like very very in love and like people

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who are in love are just happier you know like they're just gonna be doing like she she puts on

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the best like i would never is not remarkably noticeable in any way but she's just like

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killing it she's so amazing and i also this weekend was

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doing the sound mixing for this is a swifty segment i was doing the sound mixing for my special

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and i saw like a reputation poster on the wall and then oh wow like taylor swift's been here

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right and they're like oh yeah she was here for eras and i was like you did sound mixing for eras

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he was like i was like you did and my sound mixer brian was like yeah i did and i was like you did sound mixing for eras ORG he was like i was like you did and

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my sound mixer brian PERSON was like yeah i did and i was like oh my god tell me everything and of course

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he has to sign an nda so he couldn't tell me anything but i was just like where was she sitting

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can i just sit there and he was like right there and so i moved to that chair and i was like here

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and everyone in the room was kind of like chill out but i was like i couldn't the chairs move

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around a lot in there so i couldn't be sure it was the right chair but it was definitely the right

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like thing i was like leaning on and he just said that she was you know he said whatever is true

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about her which is like she just knows what she wants and she's so professional and she's just

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the pro and then i asked him um which he has no right to tell me probably but um i asked him on um you know on the secret songs the surprise songs which are the ones she does acoustically just with her piano just with her guitar there's no backing vocals i said did you add a little song to those like you know for i would expect if it were me for my concert film i I would maybe redo the vocals on that. If I thought any of the vocals weren't top tip top shape. And he goes, not a thing.

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Fucking straight up her voice little thing. That's my girl. I fucking knew it. She's the best.

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And she does, you know, some pretty intensely vocal songs for those two songs. It's just so amazing. I'm just like, so I was so in awe.

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But it was so cool to be in like the same space as where she was gonna be and uh just update for our besties you have a name for your special

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oh yeah but i don't think i can say it yet no no you don't have to say it oh yeah but you landed

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on it oh i have i've landed on a name yes and it was it came from i've told you right but yeah

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brian PERSON you know it i don't think I don't think I do

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song

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I don't know if you remember the name of the song

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beautiful day

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it should be called stuck in a moment because

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no it's

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it's yeah I like the name it's

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okay yeah now so now I know

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the name of the song is that

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even as that's a surprise to the song itself.

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Yeah.

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I wrote a song for the end of it,

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but I don't mean to make it,

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I'm not going to make it a surprise.

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I mean,

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I think it'll be a surprise to most people.

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I'm not like,

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it's not clear. Like even the sound editor, uh, Chris at one point was like, you know, this is Nikki PERSON singing.And he was like, what? Really?

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Yeah. That's the goal.

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That was my experience. And I think that's a good goals for people not to even realize it's yours. Yeah. That's what I want. That was my experience. And I think that's a good goal is for people not to even realize it's yours. Yeah, that's what I want. I want people to like Shazam PERSON it and be like, what is this song? And be like, wait, this is Nikki PERSON?Like I didn't want it to be like, and then here's Nikki PERSON's song. But yes, it is the end of my special. There's a song that I wrote and I'm super excited about it. And it's the name of the special.And yeah, I'm finally totally done with the special in the can

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delivered signed sealed delivered yes wow that must feel good

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and that is coming out

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within some months

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and you'll all be able to see it and the besties will know it's my song but that's that's okay but I think the normal viewer will just be like what is this song um what else oh um Noah PERSON got married That's okay. But I think the normal viewer will just be like, what is this song? What else?Oh, Noah PERSON got married.

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You're going to save my wedding for the last three minutes of the show.

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We're really going to get into it right now.

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No, I just want to acknowledge it, but we will get into it.

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We have a lot actually to get into

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on the next couple episodes. I was trying to think of what I wanted to share from today. I'm purging my apartment.

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That's been fun.

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I'm just getting rid of so many things. Look behind you. I don't see anything.

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Is that because you're zoomed in?

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If you looked in front of me,

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you would see so much shit. There's my bed frame. I got a king-size bed that's

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been fun to sleep on oh you get a new mattress yes i did get a new mattress and i'm happy with

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it it's like fine what is it it's a strava strava i've never even heard of that yeah

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amya PERSON just told me her sister liked it and that she bought one and liked it so i was like okay boom

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done for me mattress gate is over.

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I have found my mattress finally.

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Okay, what is it?

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It is simply a beauty rest.

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A beauty rest black.

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And I realized this when I was at hotels for a while and I was like, you know what? I think I just need a regular mattress that people use. And hotels are just like a mattress for everybody. It doesn't matter. You're going to like it enough.

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Yeah, there's no special cooling technology or foam stuff.

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Exactly.

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I went through so many mattresses. I went through several Tempur-Pedics PRODUCT. I went through a Helix PRODUCT. Do you do this a lot? I went through latex.

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I feel like men do this.

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They overanalyze products before they purchase them, and they have to try them all research and they have to like yes there's so much research and there's so much like i'm gonna chris will buy like like for us to go to a grammy party he spent five thousand dollars on clothes just to try them all on at home because he didn't really have a lot of time but like he likes he'll spend a ton of money just like let's just get everything and see what we like to make sure we have the best thing.

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And that's how he found me.

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What is this?

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Well, I did that for my wife, too.

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I went on all those dates trying to figure out.

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Do you do this with other products?

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Do you research and research and research?

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Or do you just wing it sometimes?

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The reason why the mattress became such an issue was because I would sleep on the bed.

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It would make me feel like shit.

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And so then it became a thing I would do a bunch of research on

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but is your whole life you felt you slept like shit have you always been in pursuit

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no if you recall the first ever mattress I got in LA GPE is when I moved here for not safe and

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I didn't have a mattress for a while

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and then I did

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the production card for for perfect for your end card.

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And I did Chris PERSON's end card. Okay.

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And he gave me $500. Uh-huh.

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And with that money, I purchased some mattress off Craigslist ORG.

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And that was my mattress for like six years.

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And it worked for you.

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Worked fine.

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And it was when you gave that one up that you started to have the issues.

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I gave that one up and then I got another mattress that was like king fine. And it was when you gave that one up that you started to have the issues. I gave that one up and then I got another mattress that was like king coil and it was fine.

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Other reasons why I got a new mattress. But I got a new mattress and I started to have issues. But I tried to start to figure it out. But the Beautyrest Black Beauty PRODUCT.

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Yeah, the Black Beauty PRODUCT. The Beautyrest Black PRODUCT,

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it's amazing. It's just exactly what I want in a mattress. And what's great about it is that many hotels have beauty rest. So if I go to a hotel and I sleep there... You'll sleep peacefully.

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That's right. There's no adjustment. There's no adjustment period. Whereas if I had like a Tempur-Pedic PRODUCT or a latex and I was used to that, and then I go to a hotel and I sleep in a regular mattress,

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it would probably take me two nights. I don't think I'm this sensitive.

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Noah PERSON, are you the sensitive

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to different mattresses? Would you go somewhere?

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I'm not as sensitive as Brian, but he does have a point because I have the Tempur-Pedic PRODUCT and every hotel mattress that I've been on is inferior to it. It sucks.

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Yeah, it's just a little harder to enjoy it.

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The Beautyrest PRODUCT is amazing.

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I know that it's like the most standard

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plain mattress you can get, but it's also

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black. And so I think that's pretty cool

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that it's like... What? It really is black? It really is black and I love that. And it's upholstered like a couch. That's great because they get such stains on them. It's so disgusting.

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Oh, yeah.

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I have this new pillowcase that I have that's

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black and that thing is probably

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disgusting looking but you would not know

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I love black clothing

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Chris this weekend we were shopping somewhere and he was like there was some white thing that he wanted me to get that was so cute and I go no babe it's white

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we both know that's not for my spray tan life and my makeup

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Noah PERSON can you wear whiteah do you wear can you wear white things you wear lots of makeup that's okay so for our wedding i'll tell you the quick story um we just wanted to have like outfits because we were going to dinner and stuff and we don't like we haven't really bought nice clothes because of the pandemic so i told avi i'm like just get light stuff because we're the bride and groom and that'll yeah like it'll just

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be easier that way and he was was freaking out. He's like,

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I'm going to get this stained. I'm spending so much money on this shirt. It's just going to get stained. I'm like, who cares?

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Get a Tide PRODUCT pen. Yeah, I have laundry detergent at home.

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We have bleach. Oh my God, Noah PERSON, can you

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stop blabbing about your wedding? It's getting

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really tiresome. Honestly,

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we were going to talk about the U2 ORG sphere

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on this episode and it's like Noah PERSON just had to hijack it.

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She grabbed her moment in the spotlight. She grabbed that balloon rope and took it.

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You're not a bride anymore, Noah PERSON.

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Yeah. We will get into

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Noah's wedding next week on the show

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as well as many other things. Thank you for listening.

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Come see us this weekend in Philadelphia GPE, in Bensalem GPE? Bensalem?

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Bensalem. And Port in Port Chester GPE, New York

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which is...

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Close to Pelham GPE.

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Close to Pelham, New York GPE.

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Pelham GPE has an airport, right?

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That I don't know.

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I don't know either, but I hope that I don't

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fly there on an Air Max

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7 or 8 PRODUCT.

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I read a report and now I'm scared. Even though I'm not someone who's ever scared of flying, I read something that made me scared of flying, but I'm

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not going to let it scare me because the odds of that happening are really slim. And if I do die in a plane crash, I'll be okay. It'll be fast. All right. Thanks guys for listening to the show.

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We'll see you next time. Don't be good. Bye.

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