Cat Is Always Cutting

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Congratulations to the winners of the 2024 Goldman Environmental Prize WORK_OF_ART, the world's foremost award honoring grassroots environmental activists. Each year, the Goldman Prize WORK_OF_ART is awarded to environmental champions from six continental regions around the world, celebrating ordinary people who take extraordinary actions to protect our planet. Discover the stories of this year's Goldman Prize WORK_OF_ART winners at Goldmanprise.org.All right, let's see here.

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I think we need to go back in time. It's the last time that we played Ted v. the FCC ORG. So if we could, let's go back in time. Time. Time.

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This ship is a shipping ship. Right now, it's shipping ships. So it's a ship shipping ship. But the ships, that the ship is a shipping ship. Right now, it's shipping ships. So it's a ship, shipping, ship. But the ships that the ship is shipping are also shipping chips. So it's a shipping, ship, shipping, shipping ships.Three cents fast. This ship is shipping ship. Right now it's shipping ships. So it's a ship, shipping ship, but it ships, the ship that is shipping also has shipping ships. So it's a shipping ship, shipping, shipping ships. One.This ship is a shipping chip. Right now it's shipping ships. So it's a ship, shipping ship, but the ships that it's helped shipping is shipping also shipping ships. So it's a shipping, ship, shipping, shipping ships. Two. The ship is shipping ship. Right now it's shipping ships. So it's shipping ships. So it's a shipping, ship, shipping, shipping, ships. Two!The ship is shipping ship. Right now it's shipping ships. So it's shipping ship. But the ships that it's shipping is shipping also shipping ships. So it's a shipping, ship, shipping, shipping chips. Oh, my God.

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That's a win.

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And that was unfatic.

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Oh, yeah.

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I did win. Win, win. Let's go. That is FCC ORG. And that was emphatic. Oh, yeah. I did win.

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Let's go!

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That is impressive.

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Take that.

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Two first name.

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Nice work.

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A win at 10 versus the FCC ORG.

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Let's do it again.

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And now, everyone's favorite daytime game show.

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Where one person could lose $325,000.

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And their job. Or win, and walk away with nothing.

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It's time for Ted versus the FCC ORG.

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Way to hit that button, Ted PERSON.

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I forgot to hit the button, but, like, you weren't here.

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I was like, I am pronouncing these peas.

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Correct.

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Yes.

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Well, Steve PERSON, I don't know what we were thinking.

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Once again, we wasted another Thursday night.

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I know what we're thinking.

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Hey, man.

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Hard at work.

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We're back at the men's room headquarters where we do all the TED versus the FCC ORG's.

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That's what we think all the time.

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But the drugs were cheap and we thank all the listeners that continue to mail in drugs here at the men's room.

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8505.

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But nonetheless, we got a...

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Yeah, a mild...

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One, I mean, just...

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U.S. Postal Service ORG.

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Thanks for the drugs. Either way,

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there's, like, multiple stamps on the box, man.

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Just lick it.

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Lick the envelope, man.

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That's how we disguise it.

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The self-dressed stamp.

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The envelope is made of cocaine, man.

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It's not a bill, man. Just lick it.

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No one does. They pay online, right It's not a bill, man. Just lick it. No one does.

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He pay online, right?

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All right. So, anyway, we got a listener submitted version of Ted versus the FCC ORG.

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This is hot off the press.

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Oh, that's real fresh.

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This is by a listener who goes by the name of Mumbles PERSON.

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Mumbles PERSON.

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This is actually almost.

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To be honest with you.

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Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm saying. That is fresh. Hot off the'm saying. That is fresh. It's hot off the freaking present. That is fresh. Mumbles, thank you for the Ted versus the FCC ORG.

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And thank you for getting it here on time. Okay. So...

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Mumble says, good luck, Ted PERSON.

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And this week's Ted versus the FCC ORG goes something like this.

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Cat cuts cups and guzzles gum.

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Gum guzzling cats' cups can't keep cat's coffee confined. Cats coffee creeps from cats cut while cat guzzles gum.

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The way that we play Ted versus the FCC is you have to say that one time through and then three times fast.

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All right, mumbles, I know you're fine.

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Cat cuts, cups, and guzzles gum.

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Gum guzzling cats cups can't keep cats coffee confined.

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Cats coffee creeps from cats cut. And while cat guzzles come three times fast

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cat cuts cups and guzzles

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oh Jesus what kind of cat is that man that's what I want to get that's I mean I barely got to that on the walkthrough.

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Yeah. Br.

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Yeah.

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Lick that off.

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Oh, God.

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Well, we'll try to get next week. Probably a cougar. Oh, yeah.

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Put that in the L column in the 10 versus the FCC ORG. Quicken to the points. Congratulations to the winners of the 2024 Goldman Environmental Prize WORK_OF_ART, the world's foremost award honoring grassroots environmental activists. Each year, the Goldman Prize is awarded to environmental champions from six continental regions around the world, celebrating ordinary people who take extraordinary actions to protectour planet. Discover the stories of this year's Goldman Prize winners at Goldmanprise.org ORG.