JCW ARCHIVE: Washabaugh's Wild Ride

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The John Clay Wolf Show WORK_OF_ART has appeared on terrestrial radio for a really, really, really long time. So we dug into our pockets. And on the other side of our... We found something funny. And yes, it's contagious. Gather round as the Wolfpack PERSON goes on this throwback adventure.What a do, y'all?

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This your boy, DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show back into archives and I wanted to pull something in remembrance today we recently lost somebody close to John and a longtime friend and previous member of the JCW ORG show crew Washabaw so we're going to reminisce on some of the good times you know it's really dope to have friends like him and John PERSON were that stick around and you build years of memories with and boy did Washabaw PERSON make some memories.Check out what happened when you took John's four-wheeler out on a joy ride this past Christmas. RIP Washabawall PERSON, we'll miss you.

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So last week, I was looking, bought two new four-wheelers for Christmas for the kids last year. And Monday? No, wait, Friday. I'm looking at one of the four wheelers and it is completely skint up all the plastic is grooved outthe headlight is hanging off the racks are broken and the handlebars are bent damn

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you think that's fun

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you won't notice right

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just put it back

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just put it back where it was

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no no no no do better than that so in the garage

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they're one behind the other and this one So in the garage, there are one behind the other.

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And this one was in the front.

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So like the one we've been using was in the back.

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So I was like, when did this happen?

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How did this happen?

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Couldn't figure out what happened.

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And I put it on my Facebook ORG.

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It's just my John Clay Wolf ORG Facebook.

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And I said, who wrecked the four-wheeler?

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And oddly enough, that smoked him out. Did it really? It really did. A fella posted a picture because everybody's comments were like, whoever is limping and severely bruised and scraped. Yeah, it's messed up. That's where I would start looking.

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They did a number of it, man. This thing's bad. How long did it take for somebody to admit to it?

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About six hours later. Oh, wow. That was quick.

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Social media right there.

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Social media is strong.

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Damn.

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I'm going to say,

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so the four-wheelers cost $6,000.

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It's $1,000 worth of damage.

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It needs bars.

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It needs plastics.

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It needs a headlight.

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It needs a rack. It might be more than $1,000.

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Possible frame damage. You can see all this on the stream, by the way. They were showing the video for the damage. It's pretty bad. How is there no blood on it?

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J.CWS ORG show.com. If you look right there at the floorboard, there's a little bit of blood. Oh, wow.

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And I didn't want to go as far as DNA test.

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Yeah.

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But my friend, and we were writing these the night before, he came out here, my old radio host,

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because he's going through a time with his marriage or ex-marriage. And he's like, hey, man, can I? He just got his breathalyzer off of his car that day. He said, I'm a free man. So I'm going to come out Thursday and hang with you. I said, sure, nobody's out here.We're at the ranch. And spent some time. And then the next day, Friday, I come down here to the studio, which I work in on Fridays a lot of times. And I never saw him all day. And then my buddy, Miller-Ly-Dany PERSON, calls and says, hey, your friend's drunk.You might not want him to drive. I said, dude, he just got his breathalyzer off. So I called him, and I got on his ass. I said, I don't know where you've been all day. It's like one. But we're down here, and I thought you were going to come down here, too.But Danny PERSON says you're messed up and you don't need to be driving home go to sleep so I was kind of a jerk to him tough love right

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sure but what had really happened

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is he was so dazed and knocked silly from the wreck

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he wasn't drunk

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oh wow and I never even put him in there because the four-wheeler in the He wasn't drunk. Oh, wow. And I never even put him in there because the four-wheeler in the front, he was the one, he was riding the one in the back of the stack. So he was not too dumb to move the one in the frontbackwards and put the one that he wrecked in the front.

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He's done this before. He's noticed.

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That's bad.

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That's bad. That's bad.

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Pretty shady.

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I'm disappointed in him on that. But I'm going to give him a pass because I think he was concussed.

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It had to be.

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The shape that four-wheeler was in. But that's the second time he's rolled one over. So here's the, here's the moral of the story, boys and girls and kids out there. Because this happened with my father-in-law, Lars, from Europe LOC.

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If you remember a few months ago, he was fish tailing around a corner on a gravel road, and he ate it.

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And I heard him running real long. He was running down in the studio. I was at the house outside. And I just heard it hauling ass. And then I hear that stop. And I was like, boy, that was a sudden stop.

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And I didn't think much of it.

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Then I started hollering.

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Lars PERSON, Lars, Lars. I didn't hear anything. Then I started hollering again. Lars PERSON, Lars, Lars. Yeah. Are you okay?Yeah. I mean, he's about 300 yards away.

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And then I saw him, and he was all skin up and beat up.

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I'm like, what happened? So, anyway, there is a corner up here that people seem to like to fish tail and drift these four-wheelers around. And Washabaw PERSON told me the story of how he did. He said this was his tenth pass at it. Every time he was going fasterand faster, he said, it was awesome, man. You're sideways just sliding like a Tokyo GPE drifter. But kids, they will hook up. And when they do hook up, your ass goes to the dirt,hard. And it will kill you.

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You can kill you.

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It will kill you.

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Be careful.

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And then they'll try to hide it.

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I mean,

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they're dangerous as hell.

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Yeah.

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You have to get it.

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You have to park far enough away. You have to get off. Get on the other one. Back it up far enough. Oh, get off.Get on yours. Park it in there. Get off. Get on the other one. Put it up far enough. Oh, shit off, get on yours, parking in there. Get off, get on the other one. Put it right behind him. This is a 15-minute ordeal.

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And then Danny comes up in the middle of it and your days because you're wondering if you're caught.

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Right.

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So you start acting awkward and you're pretty beat up. Oh, look at his arm. That's his arm. Oh, geez.

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He's got rocks stuck in the skin.

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He had a ski jacket on and a long sleeve shirt.

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Think if he didn't have all that on.

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And we're looking at the stream.

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And Danny PERSON's no narc.

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I mean, I can imagine how difficult this was for him.

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Hey, man, I hate to tell stories out of school, but your friend's drunk.

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He is derrunk.

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He wasn't drunk, I don't think. I think he was just dazed and scared. He was concussed.

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Yeah. So, Wow. Wash your Christmas present for me this holiday season is me repairing my four-wheeler and not charging you for it. Merry Christmas.

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But did get a bus ball,

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get a big bus ball bust on national radio for being you.

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