EZSP 1293 - Men's Health Update! EZ's Scrotal Scan Results Are In!

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Welcome into the Yarks' Angel podcast, a daily show where I discuss news, nonsense, and my personal adventures from right here in the Impact Power Sports ORG studio. Impact Power Sports ORG, thank you so much. They're awesome. 14-mile road in Rockford, Michigan GPE. You can find them at Impact Power SportsMI.com, side-by-sides, ATVs, 4-wheelers, three-wheelers, two-wheelers, motorcycles, e-bikes, Yamaha ORG golf carts.The best. Full service department. Hey, your lawn looks long. Your lawn looks long. Your lawn looks long. Cut it with a zero-turn radius mower from my friends at Impact Power Sports ORG.Online at Impact PowerSports,MI.com ORG. 14-mile road in Rockford GPE, go there and shop, or at least go to the website and mention your old pal EZ PERSON. Well, I have the results back of my scrotal ultrasound. I always do full disclosure. And by the way, yes, thank you to Amy PERSON for this t-shirt.She gave me some time ago. Very sweet. Very cute. I wore it yesterday at Bosco's Pub ORG. It says local celebrity on it, which is just silly. I had experienced some testicular pain not that long ago.And we thought we had the problem figured out because I made it clear to my urologist what had happened. She's actually the PA. See, you don't really go get in to see the real dock unless you really, if you got like a tree trunk growing out of your balls. Okay. So I see the PA. And this is all because of this man health issue that I have with my prostate and that's messing me up.And oh, my God, I'm taking some medication so that I don't get up 800 times to go to the bathroom and it's affected my sex life and it's just a pain in the ass and holy shit I'm getting old but then I had this horrible discomfortright in there like I just got kicked right in the nads and so I explained it to Rachel the PA. And, um, but there was one thing I was keeping from her.Um, and that was, uh, I had, well, there was another bit of discomfort in that I, and giving her the symptoms,Poubert PERSON says, did you tell him everything? I go, no, I didn't tell her everything. Well,you have to tell her. I don't want to tell her. It's embarrassing. Turns out after sexual activity, and I did end up telling this to Rachel PERSON, who explained to me it's harmless,what you're feeling, is Jizz actually winds up in your bladder when you've got a broken set of hoses like I have. She goes, it feels terrible, but it's harmless. It'll stop when you urinate. Okay, great.She goes, in the meantime, though, she had scheduled a scrotal ultrasound. And I go, do you still want the scrotal ultrasound? She says, yes, I want to take a look at that. Like, oh, God. This is a horribly awkward moment where you go into the room and you strip down and you have to like hold your route a certain way.And then she's got that thing with like the track ball and the, and she puts that lube on it, that, that jelly. And she's like using the track ball like she's playing that lube on it, that that jelly. And she's like using the track ball like she's playing fucking call of dutyon my nuts. Cool right. Zane PERSON is giving his own bladder a money shot. Yes. My bladder is nowmy wife's face. And so she goes, okay, hold it to the right. Okay, yeah, hold it down. I'm like moving my twig and all these weird ways. She goes, okay, now move it that way. And then she's like, okay, I got a good look at that.Okay, there you go. Megan PERSON asked the question, can you see it in your pee? I don't know. Like if in the toilet, could I see like floating around? I didn't really check. It's a great question.Maureen says my urologist has ordered an ultrasound for me as well, but not on my scrotum on my kidneys. I think you're telling us something that we don't know. Now, I don't know if you know this, but there is a radiologist shortage in the United States GPE. If you want to get immediate placement, that is, take all the necessary steps to become a radiologist, and you'll be workingbefore you know it. Because for some reason, there's just a shortage of radiologists. So they do this scrotal ultrasound, the test administrator, that's the lady who I was just telling you about, she does the test, and then those results are sent to the radiologist who then confers with the doc. Do you concur?I concur. We concur. So I get the results. Now, I am expecting it to say riddled with cancer. But this is what they write. These are the words you want to hear.Unremarkable appearance of testes and epididymis. I believe the epididymis is the network of tubes that, like, where the gizze flies out and leads into that main vein in your joint, it comes from the epididimus. No evidence of testicular torsion. T-O-R-S-I-O-N, which sounds horrible. I think that's like a twisting. Borderline right varicosal.They're suggesting that one of the blood vessels is larger than it should be. Recommended follow-up CT of abdomen pelvis to exclude secondary causes of isolated right side varicosal since October 22 of 202023. So I don't know. I think they're saying they want another look at something else. Who knows? Nicksays all that jogging I've done spun them around each other. No, I don't have it. I don't have it. There's also a small bilateral hydrocellus. I'm not sure what that is. I looked it up earlier today and I forgot it.It also talks about a small cyst. I have personally viewed the images, discussed the findings with so-and-so, so-and-so, reviewed the interpretation,and I agree. I concur. The blue findings protocol was initiated May 8, 2024, 1149, indicating incidental findings and or follow-up recommendations in this indicated. Okay, ultrasound.There is a borderline right varicosal. We talked about that. No retroperitoneal abnormality was noted on CT of 102223. There is no problem here this all looks good Amanda PERSON sayssee this is the problem with giving people access to their charts you have to wait until the doctor tells you what it means well it doesn't seem I think the opening words are it's uh unremarkable is the only words i'm i'm really concerned with and i no i i just looked him up vericosal means kind of like a enlarged veinthere's there's there's nothing there that isn't easily looked up. But I'm just hoping when I'm reading that, that there isn't anything that just stands out as something that needs immediate attention. You know? That's what Megan PERSON says. Unremarkable is what every guy wants to hear about their balls.Unremarkable is a great way to describe it. Other words that we would like to have incorporated into descriptors for our balls would be delicious, delectable, creamy. These are all things that would also make us happy. Irresistible. You have irresistible balls.Nick PERSON writes hefty. But mine are unremarkable. Can you imagine if the doctor said, my gosh, you have hefty balls. But no.ris says this is a remarkable set of balls doesn't sound bad at all well yeah if you use it like that that is true but if they're unremarkable by the way that cyst that they described in one of them, I forget,it says that sometimes people will be able to do their own self-test and they feel the cyst. And they're, oh my God, I got cancer. I have one of those, but I haven't been able to find it on my own. But they said that oftentimes people will think that a fluid-filled cyst is cancer, and then they freak out and go through a mask. I'm glad I didn't find that because I do actually have one.They said it's, again, unremarkable. Ben Glaze PERSON says, quote, this is what you want to hear. Those look yummy. I sincerely doubt that I or anyone else has been getting their balls examined. And then the person who's doing the examination says, those look yummy. I don't know how I would react to that.Amanda PERSON says, I found out that I had hypothyroidism, which I believe means underactivity of your thyroid. But I had to wait until the doctor called me to tell me that and send in a prescription. Oh, yeah, let's hope that the weight wasn't too long. oh yeah let's hope that the weight wasn't too long so ultimately i'm pretty happy you know um health is uh is the one thing as soon as that goes god damn it nothing else matters holy shit i had a umwho was it i had an email the other day on the shoreline or striping inbox from audience member eric who i had said something and it struck him subject line looking oldlook i can't even read this email unless i put these goddamn glasses on, these readers

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on. Dude, I am the same age as you. I totally feel the same as you. I see pictures of me and I say,

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holy shit. Is that really me? I had the same thing last year with the neck shoulder thing as well. It ain't just you, bro. I noticed this the other day when I was at Bosco's ORG, when the gentleman from my church with his wife came in. I recognized him. I was talking to, I think his name's Tim PERSON,talking to his wife and him. And then I couldn't, I was looking at his wife, but I don't remember her face. So I'm thinking, did he get remarried? I don't, I don't have any. And I know I know him, but I don't remember his name, or at least I wouldn't commit to his name. Because you know me.I'm going to go, hey, Tim, and he's going to go, no, it's Paul PERSON. And I'm going to go, oh, fuck, shit. Here we go again. When I saw him from across the restaurant, I was like, my God, he's got to have some terminal disease. Look at him. He's so old.And I keep, until I look in the mirror, I keep thinking that everyone is looking much older than I am. All the people that are my age. In my brain, they all keep rapidly aging. Where in my mind, I know I don't feel old, but in my mind I'm falsely thinking that I don't look old. But motherfucker.Then when I finally really think about it, I have to see an old picture of myself from even just six years ago. And I'm like, oh, my God, it's happened to me. Holy shit. It's true. It is happening to me.That comedian Jeffrey Ross PERSON from the roast, oh my God. He wasn't a handsome devil when he was young, and now he looks like fucking Shrek. Holy shit. Which, by the way, when it comes to the Brady roast,we've been talking about this all week. Do you know that Jeffrey Ross PERSON was accused of rape by a chick when she was 15 when Jeffrey Ross started dating her? This article came out years ago on Vulture ORG during the Me Too movement. And I have got to look this up.This chick, 15-year-old chick, started dating Jeffrey Ross when she was that age. He was probably, I don't know, 35, 36. And there's all sorts of pictures of them arm and arm and smooching and snuggling. She's 15. Oh. And reading the article.And then she eventually came out and said, hey, everybody, this is what my life was like. And this is who I was dating when I was a 15 year old kid and i don't i don't ever remember hearing a word about this and it's the uh representatives for ross PERSON so like that he's never had any type of interaction with her other than hello hi how are you and but i don't i don't believe that i believe her and um great big article about it and it never ever caught on i almost think that back then when the whole me too movement was taking off that there was so much happening each day there was a new um story or a revelationor a person coming out and saying, hey, this happened to me. That I think they got, I think everybody got kind of like numb to them. Because her case, this woman who was dating Jeffrey Ross PERSON when she was a child, she says, well, she did, is unbelievable. Truly.And that guy, I don't, if you were to go back to the other Roses, they're always joking about him with, with very young women. He likes very young women. And so there's always like Nikki Glazersbusting him about it on one of the Roses. They didn't go so far as to say he's hanging out with underage chicks. They just said young chicks. But fuck. My God.Yeah, I think he's completely gotten a pass. Now, if you remember the way it was when we were, when cancel culture was just out of control, all it would take was one day's worth of conversations and a new story going viral to effectively end a career. And I'm not even saying that that's bad or good. In some cases, I think it's very good.For example, if Jeffrey Ross PERSON, if he decides to wake up and say, yeah, by the way, I did have sex with that 15-year-old girl. I was in a relationship with a 15-year-old girl for years. Well, until she was over the age of 18. I'm all for canceling that fucker. You don't want a grown man raping kids getting away with it, right?No, I'm all for that. Chris PERSON says he does look like a creeper, L-O-L. Ashley is here and says that you see the executive with Disney got busted on one of those predator shows recently with the 15-year-old. No, I didn't, but I'd like to see that article. All right. Today, Thursday, is a big fraud Thursday, and I am excited about it.I have a lot of clips that I still have to pull for who are these free beers. Ben Glazed PERSON and myself will be getting after it for another edition of who are these free beers. I'm not sure what clips Ben PERSON or what show Ben is going to be pulling from, but I have a mountain of evidence against the boys that is just going to be so much fun to talk about. We've got Freebeer PERSON interrupting. We've got Freebear and Hot Wings ORG unnecessary usage of delicious audio.Freebeer PERSON doing whiny voice again. The crew going over a TikTok video that I think Hot Wings ORG gets annoyed about that they're even wasting time on it. And just a very, very unfortunate moment on the show, which leaves no question, leaves no question whatsoever as to how bright or not bright the ball that is known as Kelly Cheese PRODUCT is. This one was shocking.And that will be featured coming up on the show. Amanda PERSON says, I know you all miss the Amanda show, but I will be on Ben and Eric tonight. I got to go to my sleep clinic appointment. Later all. Having trouble sleeping.Fuck. That's too bad. I hope that that works out. Maureen says I do miss the Amanda PERSON show. See you later. Yeah. Please don't take Maureen says, I do miss the Amanda show. See you later. Yeah, please don't takeMaureen's advice and comment there and mean that you should just throw yourself into the show. However, it usually results in a pretty good beat-up,so I guess the proof is in the pudding. Let the ends justify the means. Cole PERSON says, I think it's a pretty dim bulb. Yeah, it was a really bad moment on the show from a few weeks ago. And once you start hearing these lack of common sense moments, they tend to like, you tend to like hear them all the time. Great question.Chris writes, whatever happened to the Jimmy and Amanda PERSON show. Yeah, I, again, still in the planning stages, which means it's just a matter of doing it. All I need is a wheel and some time, spin the wheel. It comes up on a sex topic and then Jimmy and Amanda PERSON bat that sex topic around. I'm all for the Patreon Jimmy and Amanda PERSON talking sex. Talking sex with Jimmy and Amanda PERSON.Megan says that Amanda PERSON has the wheel. Perfect. The show is done. All we have to do is perform. Or they have to do is perform. I'm not performing.They are the ones performing. Chris PERSON is here. Ladies and gentlemen, when one door closes, another opens. Remember how I got usurped as the voice of the West Michigan Iron Men? Lose that job. Fired again? Well well another door is openedwe're still waiting on final details but word on the street is that your old pal EZ hang on my glasses But word on the street is that your old pal easy. Hang on, I need my glasses.Is the new public address voice for the Michigan Rangers. Am I getting that right? EZ PERSON, our men's team is in need of a PA announcer. There you go. 24 schedule, the Michigan Rangers ORG. First game, these games are played at Davenport University ORG.EZ PERSON is the PA announcer for the, for the Michigan Rangers ORG. They're taking on the Southern Indiana Guardians ORG, May 17th at 8 p.m. And then there's other games, June 2nd, at home, June 2nd, June 8th, June 14th, and June 16th.Wow, all in a row like that. Well, EZ PERSON, your old pal, EZ, is the PA announcer for those games. Very cool. Thank you so much. Michigan Rangers FC ORG.I'll be promoting that on Facebook ORG. So what type of soccer? It says the National Premier Soccer League. The National Premier Soccer League. The National Premier Soccer League NPSL is one of the largest established men's soccer leagues in the United States with over 90 teams competing across the country. The NPSL is a successor to the men's premier soccer league MPSL, which was formed in 2002. your soccer league MPSL, which was formed in O2.Affiliated with the United States Soccer Federation ORG. This is cool. Awesome. More stuff to do. Thank you so much. Ryan PERSON writes another side gig.Hot damn, you're crazy. Love it, big fraud. Oh, my God. I remember, speaking're crazy. Love it, Big Fraud. Oh, my God. I remember, speaking to Ryan PERSON, I got a message and I got to share with you. Hopefully you'll be able to hear this.This was supposed to be played yesterday on the show. Okay? Check this out.

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Hello, Big Frog, Zane PERSON. It's Donald Trump PERSON, of course. You know that your favorite president. Just wanted to reach out and congratulate you on such a happy Wednesday. I thought you could get me on Q100 and we could talk about it together. I heard the news, the tremendous news, actually, that Lucy Ebel has been ousted from the Ottawa County Board of Commissioners ORG in that tremendous, tremendous and beautiful. Such a beautiful recall vote, actually.I think it's a tremendous opportunity for you, Eric PERSON. Have you ever considered running for the commission? Imagine what a Trump endorsement could do in little Ottawa County GPE, little tiny Ottawa County GPE. It would be so great, actually. They love Trump there, Eric PERSON,and they would love a Trump PERSON-induced candidate. It's a winning combination. Just think of it as another side gig. You've got like, what, 39 side jobs or something like that? They tell me you have so many side jobs. You work so hard. You probably work almost as hard as me, but not quite, not quite as hard. Just look at this as adding another job to that long list, Big Frad. Nobody works as hard as Trump, and nobody works as hard as Big Frud Zane PERSON.So let's make it happen. Great opportunity, actually. This could be a big win for you. You could use a big win. I know you're probably tired of losing, actually, but this could be a big win. Talk to you soon.Wow.

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Well, that just kind of dropped in out of my lap. Aren't I lucky? How wonderful is that to hear from the president? Megan PERSON says, well, I thought Trump and Lucy PERSON would be besties. Now, she adds, they turned on John Gibbs PERSON,and he's a Trump PERSON supporter. Meanwhile, concerning soccer, Kenny PERSON wrote, Don't you hate soccer, though? Well, yeah. He says,better go edit out all those times in the past that you've talked shit about soccer. No, not necessary. I would never do that. You see, PA work, it's essentially, you know, like acting or voice work. And you can absolutely tell me to like soccer and then hand me a check and I'm going to be the biggest fucking soccer fan on the planet.You better believe it. I'll be, I'll be, I'll fucking, all that shit. Big time soccer fan. Ryan PERSON adds, hopefully this gig is easier than the goal. I was as mesmerized by how much you had to do during the basketball game. Interesting story about that.The very first basketball game I did was 10 years ago. And it was with the Grand Rapids Drive ORG. They were known as the Drive then. And I had never done basketball in my life. And I sat down and started doing it and was lost. It was so bad that I, at about half time, I had made up my mind that I was not going to do it anymore, that I was going to say,hey, this isn't for me. I can't do it because I was fucking up so much shit. And I decided against it and decided to keep the job. And it ended up working out. But you're absolutely right.If that game, if gameplay is going on in a basketball game, I have to be watching every single movement on the court, every single movement. Because let's say number seven passes it to number 12 and number 12 scores. I have to announce who scored the basket and who assisted usually. So I got to really be paying attention to get all that shit down.And if anybody tasked me on the shoulder tries talking to me, I always have to go, I have to keep my eyes on the game while I'm talking to him. Yeah, what is it? I'm watching at the same time. Oh, you cannot take, that's the only rule. Do not take your eye off the court.And then you got to pay attention to personal fouls on every player. You have to pay attention to team files. You have to constantly be talking to the referee. And the referee, typically, if there's like a coach's challenge or something like that, they have to come over to me and explain what's going on in the court so that I can announce it on the PA.And there's people talking to me and a ref's trying to get me to pay attention. And it's unbelievable. Now, hockey, on the other hand, this is what I do. Okay, easy. Read number five. I read number five.And then it's done. The game starts play again. I pick up my phone and start fucking reading Reddit ORG. That's how that works. Chris PERSON says there will be a spotter for me. Well, that makes life easier.I have done soccer before. I did it with, what was the name of that team? There was a Grand Rapids GPE team that went belly up. Chris PERSON, do you remember the name of that team? GRFC ORG. That's all they were known by was GRFC ORG.I did that for a little bit, and then that dried up. And then I said, sorry, we, somebody else is going to do it. I don't know who the fuck they had to do it. But it was, it wasn't that great. I didn't, I didn't, I wasn't really feeling that gig. But I'm excited about this one.So thanks for having me. Okay, folks, if you're watching the show on Facebook, X, YouTube ORG, it's time for you to go. But if you want the rest of the show, it's on Twitch ORG. Go to twitch.tv.TV slash Erickzane Live ORG. Or download the Twitch app today on your mobile device. Search Erickzane Live ORG.And there I am, the rest of the show. Ready to go. The audio podcast is available wherever you download shows. And I have a Patreon that is up right now that you can sign up for for free for seven days for tonight's Big Fraud Thursday featuring Who Are These Free Beers and the Ben and Eric Patreon podcast. And I think on Patreon ORG we're going to open up the can of wormson a new show, a new review show, called Who Are These Stephen Kiles WORK_OF_ART? So that's all coming up on Patreon ORG. We're not doing who are these Stephen Kiles anytime soon, but that's another thing that's kind of like in my brain right now, along with the Jimmy and Amanda ORG sex podcast.So anyway, Patreon, p-A-T-R-E-O-N.com slash Eric Zane for seven days free. Sign up with a payment form. Cancel it right after, like literally right after, and then you still get the seven days free. I do that so that there's no chance you'll be charged inadvertently. When your seven days runs out,you can always sign up again if you actually want the content to pay for it. That's totally fine. Patreon.com slash Eric Zane PERSON. Thanks for enjoying the show on Facebook or this portion of the show on Facebook, X, and YouTube ORG. X and Twitch ORG, pardon me, Facebook and Twitch, brought to you by Irvine's Auto Repair ORG,Grand Rapids, Hybrid, and EV. Of course, X brought to you by Blue Frost IT ORG. And you can follow me on those platforms, as well as on my YouTube channel and on my Instagram page, Eric Zane Show PERSON on Instagram

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I wonder if Kyle PERSON's going to be ready to talk

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our good friend Kyle PERSON from a company that used to market themselves themselves on our radio on our podcast I'm going to try him see if he's available I didn't give him a heads up. Typically, I like to do that. Last time I tried to call him last week and he was busy. He picked it up and then that was it. He kind of like hung up on us. Hello, Kyle PERSON. Come in, Kyle.Come in, Kyle PERSON. Patrick PERSON says, I love it. Stephen Kyle's PERSON show sucks. Chris says, can Cloud Kicker PERSON be a guest roaster? Oh, Andrew Cloud Kicker PERSON. Oh, fuck.All right, hang on.

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Maybe he's at the... I'll try the business office.

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If anybody knows who the identity of Andrew Cloud Kicker is, the whistleblower on Kyle PERSON.

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My former radio host, Kyle, for six days.

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If anybody knows who that whistleblower is, will you please direct him to me? Eric, Ryan PERSON. Yo! Hey, dad, what's going on, my fella? Is this bad?Can we talk? Yeah, we can chat, dude. Well, good morning. How are you?

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You know, I was a little bit earlier I was thinking. I was like, you know what? I didn't get any text about possees or assholes or anything. Someone just going to call me.

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Right, right. I had forgotten to send it. And so just now I was wrapping up a segment. And I was like, oh, God, I forgot to send something nasty to Kyle PERSON. He'll see if he wants to talk on the show.

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Yeah, hell, yeah, I'm sorry about last week. I thought it was going to be good, but we, you know, you work on these demo projects and then they get bigger and they get bigger.

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Of course, of course.

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We got to do more stuff.

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We're still super high, but we're having a good time doing it.

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No, it's totally fine, man. I know how it is. Small business. That's the way it works. Small business, baby. Things pop up all the time.Hell yeah. All right. So what's going on in your world? It's been two weeks since we've spoken. What's on your mind?

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Oh, just tons of wild shit, Eric Zane PERSON. I'm not sure. I think the last time did we talk about the NFL ORG draft for the Lions ORG? I don't remember. Fuck, I don't think we did. What did you think? Tell me what you think.

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I thought it was great. I love the guy, the first pick, the guy in the champagne-colored suit who grabbed the microphone and was like, you know, cheering on the fans. That guy seems sweet. Yeah, hell, yeah. You know what? That was actually really, and was like, you know, cheering on the fans. That guy seems sweet. Yeah, hell yeah.

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You know, that was actually really good. I was like my favorite, even if it wasn't the Lions ORG, like it was like somebody else, like that, like in a different city. I still think it was cool. I was like, hell yeah, when he was like, I'm home.

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So I like that guy.

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Then I like the fact that the second corner we got, like, was the one who everybody thought we were

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going to get first. You know what I mean?

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So I'm like, we got fucking two of them for the price of one. So that's what I'm not for the price of one. But it's still pretty cool. You know, what's

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interesting about the draft is because as we were leading up to it, I think I dogged it on the show. Joe Martinez PERSON mentioned that himself. And then I started thinking about it. And then I actually watched some of it. And I thought, you know what? This is pretty fucking cool.And the reason why it's cool is because every time they draft somebody, they have like a pre-recorded 60-second piece about whomever is drafted. And like where they came from, you know, and the story behind them. If there's anything that's worthy of telling a story about it was actually pretty good television to watch. I was kind of impressed. And I like that was in detroit and so many people came you know

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dude that was the fucking so here's the fucking thing i'm saying so back in the um at the end of last season um me uh my dad and my father-in-law and we went to a lion's game um which i'm sure i probably talked about before but anyways at that time we were all having a good time, you know, we're like, we got to fucking come back here for the draft, right? So, like, that was like our indirect plan, which we didn't fucking do. But then when I, yeah, you know, I was like watching the coverage and shit.And then to find out that we fucking, like, we like blew the attendance record out of the fucking water. And I'm like, damn, I don't have been such a, even on like day three, it would have been such a fucking cool environment to be around, you know?

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Oh, without a doubt. I think when you think about it, all these things have all lined up. You got the hiring of Campbell PERSON, the hard knocks, shitty to start, improvingtwo seasons ago, finish very strong this year on the doorstep of the Super Bowl next year. It's got to be the whole thing, you know? It has to be.

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I mean, with what, how we drafted it, I mean, fucking, yeah, whatever the analysts say, I don't really give a fuck because Brad Holmes PERSON knocks out of the fucking park. But did you see that one fucking guy that we drafted do that dude from Canada GPE?

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Yeah, he's like six foot eight.

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Dude, he's one of the biggest humans I've ever seen. I mean, aside from like giant. I mean, he's like just under giant size, if you ask me.

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Well, they got that other, they got that out good. Yeah, they got that other big fucker, Dan Skipper. So those two together they equal about, you know, 13 and a half feet of human. Dude, just

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just a fucking imagine like, okay, so imagine we get rid of Taylor Decker PERSON at some point, right, because he's older or whatever we do. Just imagine if, yeah, that guy works out, and you got fucking huge ass Panaisu on the left side, you got fuckingbig ass, whatever that fucking guy's name is on the right side. Just imagine being like on the defense and going, look at these two big fucking Hawaiian NORP guys that are about to beat the fuck out of us. Like, that's crazy, dude. I love it.

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I cannot imagine being face to face with a human that's strong. I mean, that's a type of size that if you put him next to like a silverback gorilla, the gorilla's intimidated and runs awaylike a pussy.

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A hundred percent, dude. And then you find out, right? So like, here we are as lion's fans, right? Like, over time, and it's only been a few short years, but we've been like conditioned that like, hey, fucking Penae Soo PERSON's like athletic, man. Like that's a fucking, that's an athletic right tackle.And then we find a guy who's taller and wins more and runs faster than him. Like what the, like what, dude? It doesn't make any fucking sense to me, dude.

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Yeah, it seems like they're getting a lot of hard work or goals achieved by just, like, scouting and, you know, boning up on who these people are and knowing who the players are and then picking the right ones. It's pretty impressive. Yeah, dude.

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We're going to win the fucking Super Bowl EVENT, dude. I don't care, dude. It's got to happen.

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Yeah, so that's exciting to be sure. All right. What else is happening?

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Yeah, fucking, um, just been, you know, the company I work at that we're so fucking busy

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here, which is awesome.

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But we are, we're hitting our goals like this, like every month so far, we've hit our

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goal.

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And our goal is to grow like a stupid amount of percent, which is,'re doing it which is wild so really like the only like my brain like right

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now is complete much okay i've been doing like um like labor but also like like running the business

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and then like you know doing like all the number it's just like sometimes a customer will call me and i'm like i don't even know what the fuck I'm saying right now.

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Hey, you know what I've been there.

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I know what you're, I know what you're feeling and you feel like there's there's so much

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work to be done.

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Like if you had the ability to stay awake for straight without getting tired, you would never be short of work because there's so much to do. Yeah, the little cocaine action. Actually, you know, what I was just thinking of yesterday, me and I mean, we know, were out at an old bank in Cooper'sville GPE. We were like knocking it out to like get it prepared to be something else. But anyways, um, we had to like get the glue off of the, because they grew, they glued carpet to theconcrete. So we had like get that off. So you like, you rent this machine to like kind of fucking get it off and at the same time it sucks it up into a bag for you so it eventually it looks

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like a big fucking huge bag of cocaine okay so like we're tired as fuck so we're like just loopy

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and like shooting the shit and I'm like I'm like I wonder how many like like solid substances like that are out in the world that like have or have not been snorted yet you know what I mean like because even like like cocaine obviously like we know at this point is a very intense process to make you know so that is amazing within itself you know what I mean but then like once you make it like then you got to snort it to figure out if it works but like I'm sitting here looking at like this powdered glue going like,what would happen if you snorted some of that?

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You know what I mean? Is anybody going to find out eventually? Hey, it's it's been that it's been that type of adventurous spirit that has led humanity to make the best of drugs. It's that it's that type of entrepreneurial, entrepreneurial desire. I can't even say it.That has led to all of those moments that make us all addicted, I think. Yeah.

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Yeah. But anyways, I was thinking about that because you said if you could work, you know, 24 hours.

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Cocaine, maybe this is the only way you could do it. But yeah, and yeah, it turns good times, you know.

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Yeah.

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Did you watch the Tom Brady PERSON roast? Did you have a second to watch that?

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Fuck, I have not yet. But last night, I did see it on Netflix ORG. And my wife was like, hey, let's watch that.

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Oh, God.

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I don't remember what we fucking. Oh, yeah, I had to mow the fucking law.

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Dude, get ready. Because once that starts, you will not be able to shut it off.

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It's that funny. I've seen a couple clips. I've seen a couple clips, but I've tried able to shut it off. It's that funny. I've seen a couple clips. I've seen a couple clips, but I've tried not to watch them so I can just watch the whole fucking thing.

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Okay, all I'll say is the name. Does the name Nikki Glazer ring a bell to you?

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I know the name, and I think it has something to do with sports, like Fox ORG maybe.

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No, that's Jay Glazer PERSON. And, uh, Nikki glazer is uh is a comic and um uh just heard her set on there was probably the most incredible thing one of the most incredible bits of insult roast comedy i've heard in a long long time and uh it was just expertly delivered wait just wait to you here. And she, she stole the goddamn show. Yeah,

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hell yeah. Yeah, I definitely want to watch it. I've seen, just, I've seen pictures of like Tom Brady PERSON at it.Does he get like some plastic surgery, you think? Or like some fucking, he looks weird, right?

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Am I wrong about that? I didn't notice that. He still looks remarkably, uh, uh, is cut and handsome.He looks to me like, is like Tom Brady PERSON always has. You know, when Tom Brady was like 19, he looked like an asshole.

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Yeah. And he's a late bloomer. I mean, he was a pile of shit when he left Michigan GPE. I know. I think about it all the time actually, because like, I know I'll like frequently like look myself in the mirror and be like, okay, I feel like, I definitely look older.Like, I feel like, I look like, I look like shit, right? But then I'm like, but what do other people think? Like, are people thinking that I'm like, like, I'm growing? You know what I mean? Like, what do they call it? Like, like, middle-aged men?Oh, they're prime. Like, what, what, what is it? Am I passed?

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Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

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But I think it's the gray hair, dude. Because I'm getting some fucking, you know, some gray hair and my hair, but also in my beard. So I think, like, once that salt and peppery comes in, dude, it's going to be wild. I think the chick's going to be coming after me. Sure.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, like, you really want that. That's a handful of trouble. Come on now.

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Yeah, no, I don't want. That's what I'm saying. But I get the fuck out of my face.

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Chris writes, when's the Chivian NORP show comeback going to take place?

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Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, the crowds won.

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It'll be starting soon for sure.

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Yeah, we just, yeah, we just,

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life's been a little cream. All right. But yeah, we will because it's one of my favorite things to do. We just fucking have a good time with that.

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All right, I'm going to cut you loose.

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Wait, let me ask you one more question before you do that. Yeah. I saw that you were making fun of yourself on this video that, like, you and the Griffins ORG did or whatever.

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Right.

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What was going on with that? Like, I saw, like, a part where you, did you call yourself creepy in a certain part?

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Yeah, I did. It was a still shot from the video where I looked like I was, I had a look on my face like I was about to eat a child's asshole.

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Yeah, that's kind of what I was like, dude. Like that was just like a hype video or what was that?

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That's exactly what it was. The Griffins ORG and I, they recorded some short little snippets in various locations around the arena and edited it all together with some crowd noise and some music. And, you know, hey, let's get up and cheer the griffins, one of those things.

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But two things stood out, that creepy face. You see, when I record those, I don't have like a person. It's the cameraman. So there isn't a person who isn't like watching it in real time to like scrutinize. And I wish that there was to say,okay, no, you look like a rapist there. So say it again, but try not to look like you want to tongue a child's asshole. Yeah.

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And then.

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So what do you, so what do you feel about your acting chops?

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Would you consider that acting chops?

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Yeah, it is acting, but I don't know enough when I'm making whatever face that looks like I'm into rape.

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I don't have enough ability to be able to determine whether or not the rape face is there or not. So it's just a lack of experience that makes me struggle. So. That's how that's cool. We all got it. But I mean, I've heard from a lot of people that said there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. But I'm my worst critic. I'm like, oh, God, I look

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horrible. Yeah, I watched the video. Of course, at the time, I didn't like think of anything either. But I will say, and I know you're supposed to do this, like, when you're on camera and stuff, because, like, I know that I talk very fucking fast and most of the time people can't keep up. But, like, I notice you were talking slower than you usually do.So that's what freaks me out. Oh, yeah. I was like, why is his word so spaced out? It's freaking me out.

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Yeah, it's like I had a stroke or something.

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Classic.

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All right, buddy. Thank you. I love you guys. Ducey. See it. There you go.That is Kyle PERSON from a company that used to market themselves on the show. We're so lucky to have him. All right. Speaking of Nikki Glazer, Ashley PERSON writes, oh, my God, Nikki Glazer and our very own producer, Joe PERSON, went out one night in Grand Rapids GPE, and I was so bitter.Joe didn't come home that night. I haven't been able to watch her. How immature of me. Nikki Glazer, yeah, she loves Dick PERSON, so I wouldn't be surprised if she had sex with Joe PERSON. I know she wanted to have sex with Ben Glaze PERSON.That is a fact. All right. I'm going to take a break and I'll be back. Cal Fade. Anybody on the lookout for Andrew Cloud Kicker PERSON? Let's hear from Andrew Cloud Kicker PERSON.All right. It was an email that just came in that I think we should talk about. Herschel Weingrod. Thank you, Ashley PERSON, for sending this along. Herschel Weingrod is the guy who wrote the film Space Jam WORK_OF_ART, the movie Space Jam WORK_OF_ART. Screenwriter.A couple of YouTubers ORG. These are those, the types of people who do like the, what's the word, vigilante type work with trying to catch pedophiles. You hear about them from time to time. Cops kind of frown upon this, but I love it. I think it's great.YouTubers catch Hollywood's writer Herschel Weingrod dating a 15-year-old girl, confront him, and force him to run for cover. The YouTubers are Vitaly and Bradley Martin. It says they allegedly captured footage of Herschel Weingrod PERSON, the esteemed screenwriter of Space Jam WORK_OF_ART, engaging what appears to be inappropriate behavior with a minor.They shared the footage has sparked concerns. In the video, a young girl who claims to be 15 is seen interacting briefly with Wyngrod before abruptly leaving the scene. Wyngrod, using the alias Boris, insists that he was unaware of the girl's age and believed her to be 23. He characterizes their interaction as playful banter.We should probably check it out. It's about a minute and a half long. Thank you for the link. Okay, so he's seated. I don't know.

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You have no idea. You have no idea. What the fuck you thought was going to happen here? Nothing I... Can I have a pizza? I don't know.How old is she? Red. You know how old she is? I mesh with her. She was 23.

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23. Is that what the conversation looked like? You know what the text? She was 23 out of a... 23. 23?On a dating site. Yes. Yeah? Yeah. She was 23. How old is she?I have no idea. Lila PERSON. How old are you? I'm sorry.

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She was 23 on a dating site. All we've done is so. She didn't tell you, she didn't tell you old she was? She did. She did. Yeah. How old is she? She said she was 15. How did she tell you

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old she actually is? She said she's 15. So this guy first says she said she's 23. She said she's 15. Why are you here? Why are you sitting here? So obviously the girl was in on the setup. I'm going to say.

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What are you doing this way? I'm like, we can't grab him.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you can't grab it.

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You can't do that. Let him go. Let him go.

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He tried to meet a 15-year-old. He tried to be a 15 year old

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trying to be a 15 year old

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so what are you guys do in this case

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in this case

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yeah the cops are on the way

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yeah who knows if the cops are on their way

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it doesn't matter they're not trying to arrest him

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they're trying to get people to watch their fucking channel on kick

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which frankly this is great this is this is this is what we need to do to evil people who want to have sex with children well just let everybody know in your building

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at a thousand grand windsor there's a patafil that lives here i will you guys have a

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you guys come in daytime that they all be i don't give, right? I don't give it. You guys come daytime. And they all be it. They will have to.

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I don't give it shit how shitty and grainy the video is and how skeezy this is. Because it is. This is fantastic. This is so goddamn compelling. Is there anything better than watching a guy who loves kids squirm and run away when he realizes he's been double crossed?

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Let's go. We've got another one to catch. Oh, this is awesome.

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By the way, every guy here who is trying to expose predators, they also look like predators. My God. Kyle PERSON writes, did he also rob a bank before this? Why is he all blue? Remember that show to catch a predator with Chris Hansen PERSON? Oh, what was some of the greatest viewing ever?What an idea. The fact that they said, all right, this is going to be the TV show. We're going to put out ads for predators who want to have sex with kids. We're going to get them to show up at a house. It's going to be completely wired for sound and wired for cameras. And instead of the child walking in,it's going to be Chris Hansen PERSON. Have a seat right there. Oh, my God. And then they talk for a few minutes, and then the guy goes, hey, am I under arrest? And Chris PERSON goes, no, I'm not, I'm not pleased.You're not, you can leave anytime you want. And then he walks out and then the cops grab them, beat the shit out of him. Oh. Man. Well, that is, that is something. Who is Herschel Weingrod PERSON?He was born in 1947, a highly respected figure in the film industry. He renowned for his contributions to the hit film Trading Places, Twins, Kindergarten and Space Jam WORK_OF_ART, which he co-wrote. Hollywood GPE has been exposedagain, tainted by recent scandals like Diddy, Kevin Spacey, Jeffrey Epstein, Drake PERSON. I don't know about the Drake PERSON one. To name a few, they have a new name added to the alleged pedophile list. When did this article come out?

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Today, in fact. That is something.

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Well, this guy's fucked.

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All right.

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I don't know if you remember the lady who was hoarding all the dogs and selling them.

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Muff tat dog bitch is what we called her.

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This was some time ago.

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Probably like 18 months ago maybe.

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Maybe even less than that. She had been accused of felony animal neglect after dozens of dogs were removed from her home. And after all of that, after all the legal nonsense, she is not receiving any jail time. She wasn't like hoarding pets because she loves pets or she's got a mental illness. She was, she's the type that hordes dogs, pound puppies, and then like sells them. As far as I understand, Lisa Cobur PERSON is her name.She was sentenced yesterday, or Monday, I should say, by Judge Matthew Casill PERSON in Muskegon court in lieu of jail. She's been sentenced of five years of probation and 100 hours of community service. As part of her probation, she cannot own any animals. These are some of the cobra pets. That might even be at Harbor Humane ORG.Oh my God, look at them.

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I want them all.

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I just, I have such a problem. I can't help myself. I have to have all the dogs. It was just so fantastic. Somehow this crazy bitch managed to get away with no jail time. Police searched her Norton Shoros home in January of 23 following a tip.She ran Cobur's ORG K-9 shelter. 78 living dogs were seized from the home, including many that were in poor health and dreadful living conditions. After the seizure, 25 of the dogs were sick or injured. Eight puppies had died at the house from a distemper outbreak and two more had to be euthanized.That distemper outbreak eventually spread to another humane society. That killed two more dogs, unaffiliated with cobras canines. So the rescue facilities taken the dogs, try to quarantine them, but for whatever reason, somehow the distemper was able to infect otheranimals that had nothing to do with this. They're dead. God damn. Big Lake Humane Society Executive Director Alexis Robertson PERSON told News 8 last year that the two dogs who contracted the virus received their first dosesof distemper vaccine, but the virus took hold before the vaccine could make an impact. What an awful thing. So at the end of the day, she's on probation. I saw pictures that Maureen sent us. Our beloved pal Maureen, she works with animal rescue in the part of the area in the Flint region, Genesee County GPE,which is like a lot of, it's an area where there's some, for some reason, there's a lot of pets that are being mistreated, you know, tied up to a cinder block or whatever the fuck. Well, she works with a crew of people. And she wasn't with the crew this time when it happened. But a part of her team, they were able to, they got a tip that a dog was in like the ruins of an abandoned house. And they thought that there was like puppies there.And sure enough, that's exactly what it was. Let's see if I can get this email. I think she sent it to me via email. Great work because they were all rescued. Mm-hmm.

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I can't find it now. Anyway, great job.

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It's in my brain, and I saw the pictures, but I can't remember. It's okay. We'll come back to it. All right. Kyle says Maureen is a saint. How you manage to not kill someonefrom mistreating a dog is amazing Kyle PERSON says How is Muff Tatt Dog Bitches only fans page doing? That's right. She did have an only fans page.Stand by, got to drink this. All right.

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Thank you to my friends over at A&E heating and cooling.

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That is Joe Martinez, 616, 516, 8579. He who does not take medicine. He who does not listen to his doctor. He who loves Michigan GPE and loves Harbaugh and thinks the lions are losers. That's right. The Joe Martinez PERSON, he is the expert with AC heating and cooling 616, 516, 8579. Customer Linda PERSON says, not only is he macho,but he's gray with my machinery. That is a real testimonial. 616-516-87579. You should see these folks twice a year, minimally. Once for the AC, once for the furnace.Tune it up. I pay for it all at once. And then they just show up and do their work. If you have any issues of maybe your system needs to be replaced, I know my AC is probably going to go out before too long. Joe Martinez PERSON will install a new one for you.He did my furnace earlier this year. He was making some bad noises. He said EZ. This thing is original to the home. You got many, many years on it. Let's replace it.I go, absolutely, do it. 6's replace it. I go, absolutely. Do it. 616, 516, 8579 for A and E, heating and cooling. We got racing this weekend at Berlin, Berlin Raceway.com for ORG tickets. When you buy them online, they're only 14 bucks a pop.When you buy them at the gate, they're 18 bucks. So go to BerlinRaceway.com and buy tickets. The parking is free. 15 and under, free. The booze is cheap. The snacks are cheap.If you really want to save money, bring your own. It's encouraged. Bring a 12 by 18 cooler or smaller and load it up with all the snacks you can eat. If you're doing this on a budget, you can bring your whole family. Like if you got eight kids under 15, if let's say you're Catholic, you and your wife, that's 14 bucks each.One of you is the DD, so you're not going to drink. You're going to bring in all your snacks. So right now your cost is $28 for the tickets. Dad will probably tailgate and drink four in the parking lot, and then four more in the joint. You'll probably spend $50 to entertain the whole family. And the wife drives you home, drives your drunken ass home,and then gets on your dick. Berlin Raceway.com. Okay. Thank you to Irvine's Auto Repair, Grand Rapids Hybrid and EV. 616-532-600. Jamie and Eric PERSON, our mom and dad.They love EZ. They laugh at the podcast. They support me. Megan PERSON, his daughter. She loves me. She supports the podcast.616-532-6600. Megan's husband, Brian, does not find me funny at all. Loves me, but humorless, does not laugh. I don't find them funny. 616-532-600. They are awesome.ERvines.com. That's ERvines.com. Hmm. Giselle Bunchin PERSON in the news again. Sheunching in the news again She's in the news right now because of the roast SheChris says Megan PERSON's going to check Under My Hood ORG next Friday Oh you're dropping your car off good deal By the way Chris PERSON you're supposed to come see me I was supposed to make food for you yesterday You did notWhat the hell Chris, you're supposed to come see me. I was supposed to make food for you yesterday. You did not. What the hell? Giselle Bunchin. Not happy with the roast. This story is about a week old. Before those comments were made,she was driving in the surfside area of Florida GPE. She gets pulled over. And she has a fucking heart attack because a guy is following her with, it's like paparazzi. Now, I don't know exactly how the paparazzi industry works. I think it's just, they just take picturesand then sell the pictures. There's no way around it. You know? I think if I'm out in the wild, let's say I'm Howard Stern PERSON and everywhere I go, people are taking my picture. I wonder if any of the people in the paparazzi have ever tried the method of engaging the paparazzi.Just kind of like taking away the mystery, the air of paparazzi type initiatives and the way they move, the way they operate, taking pictures in a sneaky way. So basically get out in front of it and actually get your picture taken as many times as possible to lower the value of it. Does that make sense? You see where I'm going with this? Like if Howard Stern's picture is hard to get or Giselle Bunchin's PERSON picture is hard to get and they're offering a lot of money for it, there's going to be people following you as much as they can try to get your picture. But if you approach them, have a conversation, get all the footage they want,try not to say anything stupid, don't do anything dumb, spend as much time as it takes to decrease your worth. You know what I mean? I think that that, that, I wonder if that's been tried or if that's effective at any way. Cole PERSON goes off on a tangent and writes, funny how Howard Stern and Freeburn Hotwings PERSON have turned into the shows they used to bash. I had a long conversation on Patreon yesterday about some memories from the past on,on Patreon about Free Baron Hotwings ORG. And it was fun. And a lot of it dealt with why the show is in the spot that it's in right now now make no mistake they're not hurting for audience despite all of the things we've pointed out about the quality of that show, one of the things that is not debatable is the audience. They still have the audience in, well, in particular one market.The Grand Rapids GPE audience is huge. It's as powerful as it's ever been. The other markets, not so much. Now, are they getting new audience? I don't know. Are they making money?Are they selling it? I don't know. But I think when you have figured out that you don't have to really do much of anything to keep your audience, that's less work. You know? Why?I can understand. I'd probably do the same thing. Like if for some reason, my shitty show took off and I've got 500,000 people every hour tuning in to my podcast, I'm probably going to get fat and lazy. I think that's inevitable. I think you have to stay paranoid and freaked out that you're going to fuck everything upin order to keep it fresh. And hopefully I do keep it fresh. I'd like to think that what I can muster put together on here for a couple hours every day and kick it around is a satisfying listen. Make sure go, you know what? I'm entertained.I like that. Badger PERSON writes, you are the local celebrity. What's it like? All right. So this is Giselle Bunchin yesterday. Not yesterday.Last week or so. Maybe a little longer than that. When she gets pulled over. All right. Nothing protects me.

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I can do not be. I can do nothing.

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Okay, she's got an accent, and this is from police dash cam. I don't know what's blurred out there, but it might be her ID. But she is, um, she's weeping because she's frustrated that the paparazzi are following her. Nothing protects me. I can do nothing.

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Nothing protects me.

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I can do nothing. New video me. I can do nothing. New video shows.

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What about the jujitsu guy that's eating your ass? The moment supermodel and ex-wife of Tom Brady PERSON, Jaseel Bunchin PERSON, breaks down. She was put over by Surfside Police yesterday. Miko Clemens is in Surfside GPE to explain why she was stopped. So you'll see in here that she was very upset,

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not because police stopped her, but because of who was following her. She was desperate to get away.

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No one's window in the back place? She says from the pesky paparazzi following her.

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I think of nothing. I just knew my life.

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That's Giselle Bunchen PERSON,

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Supermodel and Tom Brady's ex-wife after a surfside police officer pulled her over Wednesday. She's distraught and concerned.

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I was just trying to skate from that guy.

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A guy, she says, was stalking her. Bunchen PERSON rolled her window down only halfway and pointed out to the officer the person who she says was trying to take photos of her. Okay, there's nothing I can do about that.

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The officer takes her license and walks over to another SUV where someone is inside waiting.

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Leave my traffic stop.

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Leave my traffic stop.

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I wonder if the paparazzi, if that guy, if it's in his right to say, I don't have to. Can you imagine? I mean, I think that, I don't know if he'd do that, but he just, he did respect the cop.

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About a minute later, the officer goes back to Bunchen PERSON and gives her a warning.

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I'll give you courtesy today. I understand who you are. I know. I'll give you. There's nothing I can do about that. Yeah, but he's talking.Okay, well, then file a report with Mambi Beach GPE.

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Bunchin PERSON then gets emotional and starts crying. What do you need?

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Why are you crying? No, I'm so tired. I always go. I have to see. Nothing protects me.

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Before leaving, the officer had one final message, which isn't reassuring to Budchen PERSON.

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I can't prevent them from doing their job, which is to take pictures.

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And so after the warning, Bunchen PERSON drove off and police did not write a report,

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so we don't know exactly why that officer stopped her.

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In Surfside, Nico Clemens, NBC6 News ORG.

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Okay.

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This is how I would handle this. Just sell

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bun chin net worth.

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Okay.

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If I'm upset and crying,

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I would look at my bank account

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that says $400 million, and I would instantly feel better. How could anybody who's worth $400 million be upset with anything? I mean, if I had $400 million and like my kids got wiped out and run over by a semi. I would say, oh no, but I got $400 million. Oh.Okay. There is no reason to cry. Chris PERSON says, why even drive yourself around? Patrick PERSON says she has lost her perspective. Absolutely. Who gives a shit if someone's taking your picture?$400 million? Tyler writes, her panties are in a bunch in over the paparazzi You asshole Tyler says Or Kenny says Tyler you should be a shame for that one Chris PERSON writesIt's like Dean PERSON and EZ Oh that was rough. Fucking Dean PERSON. Boring Dean PERSON, that sick son of a bitch. God damn. All right.And oh, by the way, she's disappointed in the roast. Come on now. All right, there was a rap concert in Detroit GPE.

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From some guy I've never heard, but everybody was loving the show.

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They were at the world famous Fox Theater ORG. And everybody thought that the balcony was going to collapse. Watch us.

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Take a look. It's the video that's gone viral showing the balcony at Detroit's Fox Theater swaying to the beat at a concert last night.

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It has thousands wondering if this is safe.

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Mara McDonald is live downtown tonight. Mara Illich Entertainment ORG says the sway is all a part of the way this balcony is engineered.

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Kimberly PERSON, yes, but I mean everybody looked at that video and there was over her shoulder.

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Look at that. It says Def Lepp, Journey, Steve Miller PERSON. You know it's going to be rocking hard when that one hits.

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Sort of a freak out, but Illichita Entertainment ORG says, you bet. It's engineered to do that. So let me take you inside the Fox and show you what went down last night.Look at this guy. By all accounts, if you're a fan of the rapper Gunna PERSON, you had a blast at his show at the Fox Theater Monday night.

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It was sick. I mean, the energy was crazy. Everyone was on their feet. It was just a good concert.

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So good. That, dude. It was sick. That reminds me of when I dropped my daughter off at college, her freshman year. We pull into the university. I help her move in.She meets a roommate. I guess they had some conversations, but they'd never met face to face. And she comes in, and then after they start talking, Thel PERSON, what do you want to do tonight and Madison PERSON's like oh I don't know we can we can do thisoh yeah it's gonna be sick oh oh my God look at your shoes the sick

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I'm like what the fuck is going on here

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it's the first time I'd ever heard that word uses like three four years ago Megan says didn't know Maddie PERSON's roommate. Didn't know Maddie roomed with Ashley PERSON. Yeah, similar style in the voice. Oh my God, your show's a sick.

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Are you excited for classes? It's going to be sick. Oh, my God, the cafeteria. They have chicken fingers. They're fucking sick. Oh, the cafeteria. They have chicken fingers. They're fucking sick. Oh my God, 2% milk.Sick. I love that. Oh, my God. I love your folders. It's fuchsia. Oh, my God.It's sick. Yeah, I can only do so many dumb dits voices.

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Anyway, back to this story. The balcony made the earth move, literally, in a video that's gone viral on multiple social media platforms.

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Look at that Gunna himself posted on his Instagram ORG,

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you can see the balcony at the Fox ORG clearly swaying to the beat. Is this normal? Is it safe? Illich Entertainment ORG says, yep, par for the course in a statement, which in part reads. This capability is an integral part of the balcony's structural engineering design. Regular inspections most recently conducted in April are completed to ensure the integrity and safety of the structure.Aiden PERSON, for his part, was sitting right below that balcony. After seeing that video, would he sit there again?

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Honestly, I trust them. It was such a good experience. I would do it. It's thick. Again, for sure.

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Is this the T-shirt from the show?

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It is, yeah.

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It cost me $90. Back here live. Again, for sure. Is this the t-shirt from the show? It is, yeah. It cost me $90.

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Back here live.

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Also nice to know that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

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Getting the prized concert t-shirt swag, still a big deal. We're live downtown tonight at the Fox ORG. I'm Mara McDonald PERSON.

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Thanks. This is a stupid story. Anyway. I don't know any of the artists that are new.

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Whenever I see something new, I'm like, I don't know any of these people.

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Like whenever there's an award show, they say, performances by.

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And they list them all. I'm like, I don't know who any of those people are. Bob PERSON says, it's the same way that skyscrapers and earthquake zones flex and sway. Ashley PERSON writes, she talks like me, weird. And then she adds, she gargles cock to. Chris writes, how does Jessica PERSON say the word sick? I.

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It's fucking sick, Kenny PERSON.

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Oh, my God.

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Kenny PERSON.

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Look, motherfucker.

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I know you and I have had her fucking differences, but you won't believe this fucking new flavor of fucking, uh, fireball that's got his fucking sick.

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Kenny PERSON, yeah, I'm trying to keep my voice down, because every time I talk to you, I get all fucking crazy and shit and people start

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looking at me so I'm crying to keep these stuff doing here you know what I mean I get a lot of

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feedback about that voice they say it's the face the face that I do when I'm doing that voice Ashley PERSON says I like that he places when I'm doing that voice. Ashley says I like that he places the eyebrows first, then the voice. So if I do the voice, I can't just start doing it. I got to go, hey, Kenny PERSON.

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How'd you like to eat my ankle? Yeah, I can say just about anything.

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And diehards of this show would laugh at that. Kenny PERSON says, what the fuck, man? Yeah, you're just the foil of it. Because that all started. I don't know why. I remember when I first did the bit, your name came up.Hey, hey, Katie. And something about the fireball. Oh, Jesus. Jimmy PERSON says it's like fire marshal bill. Yeah, it does have that, but with a southern hint to it. You know?Becca says, I could listen to you do Ashley PERSON's voice all day well and the thing about Ashley PERSON you got to throw in contradictions so it's like

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oh my god I fucking hate you I love you so much oh my god you're my best friend

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fuck off suck my dick you fuck oh my god what i'm gonna do you have here

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not too much i'm running out of shit to talk about today

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uh yeah this is what i'm gonna do uh coming on the Patreon, I need to give you the latest.

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We've talked about how Boeing ORG, the aircraft manufacturer,

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has been in the spotlight over their planes falling apart and safety and quality control.

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And one of the things that stood out was there were two whistleblowers who were, you know, telling everybody, telling the world, speaking out against Boeing ORG and the parts manufacturer, which is spirit airline parts or some shit, spirit aerosystems. Not to be confused with spirit airlines. Well, two of the whistleblowers suddenly died. One suddenly killed himself, and the other one suddenly got sick and died.Now, everybody within the sound of my voice is thinking conspiracy that they were killed. This doesn't necessarily have anything to do with that, but there is yet another whistleblower who is not dead yet. His name is Santiago Perreides PERSON.And he is speaking out. And so I'm going to read to you what he says about how fucked up that company is when it comes to keeping planes in the air. And his job, he was an inspector. He was the one who, as they're making plane parts, he has to inspect them for quality control. They gave him a nickname at Spirit Aerosystems ORG as the showstopper.Because he's constantly saying, well, this isn't right. And this is a defect. And in the sake of safety, we can't let this be shipped out so oh the showstoppers fucking it up again well he's speaking out and i think this might be the last time we ever hear from this guy because he's probably going to wind up dead santiago san diego is the guy's name and we'll get to that on the Patriot PRODUCT.Also, the Satanic Temple FAC is in the news. Now, not our pal bender bones. The Satanic Temple, West Michigan, is not the same as Satanus PERSON. In fact, they don't worship Satan at the Satanic Temple FAC. There's also a satanic temple in Massachusetts.They probably talk. You know, they get together and, hey, Satanic Temple, Massachusetts. This is Bender Bones from Satanic Temple, West Michigan. How are you? I'm fine. Oh, my God, there's a package at the door.A local guy that lives. Titanic Temple, West Michigan. How are you? I'm fine. Oh my God. There's a package at the door. A local guy that lives right here in Nuego, just north of Grand Rapids GPE, which is a real, that's a real hayseed community of fucking losers. A guy up there was up to no good and wanted something bad to happen to the Satanic temple in Massachusetts. We'll talk about that. Also, a mom, wow.Remember that story that my dad told about when, he has told it many times because he keeps forgetting that he's told it to us. But when my grandpa picked, he told it yesterday, picked up my uncle and held him over his head and was going to throw him in the fucking river where they live in Iran GPE. That actually happened in India GPE. And there's even more to it that makes us even more sinister.Mix in crocodiles and a child with special needs. And you have a recipe for disaster. All things that we will talk about on the Patreon that you must sign up for right now at patreon.com slash Eric Zane if you want to hear me talk about them.Patreon.com slash Eric Zane for seven days free when you sign up. Okay? Thank you for that. Frank Fuss from My Policy Shop Insurance ORG invites you to reach out to him if you are without health insurance. So if you're in between jobs, Ashley PERSON, if you're a self-employed person, you have your own business.Or maybe your boss does not offer insurance. Get your insurance on the marketplace with Frank Fuss PERSON. Go to buy insurance here.com. Go to buy insurance here.com. That's buy insurance here.com for more information. All right. Thank you very much, Frank PERSON.The Mario Flores Lakeshore team of Van Dyke Mortgage ORG, they're in business to help you get into your mortgage. 231-332-6505. You can reach out from anywhere in the U.S. When you want to explore your options on getting a mortgage, maybe your first mortgage ever for first-time homebuyers.Or maybe you've done this many times in the past. Maybe you have lived in your home a long time and you want to get some money out of it that pay some bills. You can do that too. 231-33-6505. That's 231. 332-65-05.My show is on Vouch. Go to vouch. org.com. Storrach-Stor, slash Eric Zane PERSON, and see the products for sale. Order some camp craft cocktails and tell me how they are. They are jars, like Mason PRODUCT jars, with exquisite dried fruit that you pour your booze into and you infuse your rum or whatever type of mixed drink that you're going to make. You infuse it with the fruit. You have fruit infused booze that you use to make your drinks.They're called Camp Craft cocktails and you'll love them. You can find them on my voucher, vouch dot store, slash Eric Zane. Finally, Mother's Day is right around the corner. Hire me on Cameo. Camio.com.com slash Eric Zane PERSON. For your mom or the mother of your kids. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm also doing this. Tomorrow I'm going up north after I do the radio show. So good news, good news, news bad news the bad news is i won't be doing a live show the good news is i will be putting out a not the best of show which is aa patreon show to the free podcast which you've never heard before and on patreon i have something to listen to while i'm away all right the something to listen to while I'm away. All right. The something to listen to while I'm away segment, our show is from March 3rd, 2010. I'm going to take a look here because I actually have a rundown sheetof what we do on that show. That obviously is from a long time ago. Let's see. Do I have it?

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No, I don't. God, I suck so bad.

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Anyway, something to listen to while I'm away will be on Patreon ORG, which is an old show with Greg, Chris, EZ, Joe, Steve from March 3rd, 2010 on Patreon ORG. It's about three and a half hours long. You'll love it. I get a lot of nice comments about those shows. One of them is usually, God, I can't, the show was so much better back then.All right. Yesterday's asshole the day was joselle bunching today's asshole today what are we going with okay i got a name if you have a suggestion by by all means leave it and we'll discuss it uh asshole the day is brought to you of course uh by tc paintball PERSON okaycongratulations to herschel winegrod PERSON that's the guy who was trying to molest a 15-year-old and ended up getting busted for it. Congratulations, you are the asshole of the day. Kenny PERSON's having some rough weather it down south. This is asshole of the day. Tornadles and flash floods and power outages here.I'm so sorry that you're dealing with that. Oh, my God. That is rough. Okay, that's going to do it. My time. I'll talk to you on Patreon ORG.Thank you so much for being here. Until next time, have a good one, folks. Bye-bye. Enjoy all your favorite sports like never before at BetMGM ORG.

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