Hour 1: What's Up, Doggy?

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This is the Dan Levator show with the Stugats ORG podcast.

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I have denied, and Stugats and WFAT have denied Zaslow, Roy, and Chris Cody PERSON. Their rightful earned place to celebrate some six-to-one victory over the Boston Bruins ORG.

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I will welcome in Rohan Nodkarni, formerly of Sports Illustrated, who's now doing for GQ Sports, the Jimmy Butler article from the weekend at the Miami GPE Grand Prix with some quotes about him loving Miami and wanting to stay in Miami. We will get to him in a second. But go ahead, Chris and Zaslow and Roy PERSON. The floor is yours after Juan Pierre bang the drum last night. JP PERSON. And then your team, you know, blows out the Bruins ORG in what was a desperate, important gameand looks more like the team you've seen all year because they're annoying and gritty. And everyone else.

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We're just better than them.

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Everyone else in hockey hates the Panthers ORG because of how they play. We're just better than them.

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Last night was literally how the Panthers have played the entire season.

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Like I didn't recognize that team from game one.

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Our defense was terrible. And even last night when we were down one nothing, and I'm a disaster during Panther ORG playoff games. I am. I'm on the during Panther ORG playoff games. I am. I'm on the verge of vomit the entire 60 minutes. But even after the first period yesterday, we're down 1-0-0, I'm like, we totally outplayed them.I feel totally fine. We're going to be fine. And then we kick their ass. Like, last night was so much closer to, I believe, what this series is going to look like. I don't think it's a long series. I think we're going to win both games in Boston GPE,and we're going to finish this thing out in game five in Sunrise GPE. Madison Square Garden, how about Ammon Bank Arena FAC?

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Did you see last night? Oh, it was popping.

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Well, the best thing that Paul Maurice could have done was change the lineups in the second period, putting the lines in the blender, because that lineup that he brought out there in game one.

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Bread and butter. He tried to change it up the first game in this series. Yeah, it didn't work.

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He said that that lineup came out at the end of game five of the first round. And it worked then. It did not work for four periods during this series. And we still have Bennett and Lomburg PERSON in the holster.

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Bennett's going to be back one of these games.

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Didn't you trade Barkoff PRODUCT the last time you were in the studio?

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A year ago. A year ago.

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Yo, don't worry about that. I was in. I was sitting in this seat a year ago. I've been very honest and upfront about that.

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Look, sports talk shows, they love being right. Most of them like being right at the expense of their team suffering because they want to be right. I'd rather be wrong. And I was dead wrong. And my team ends up benefiting from it. I'm very sorry, Sasha. I love you so much. I love Sergey Bobrovsky PERSON. I told him to get the hell out of my city. And I also called Paul Maurice the murderer of fun.I've never had more fun in my life. One year ago you did this. That's right.

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The murder of fun. Put it on the poll. Please, that levittar show show is Paul Maurice the murder of fun. He's not, though.

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He's not. Everybody was wrong about that last

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season. I'm okay with being wrong. I'm okay

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with being wrong. Can we put that in the

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poll? Are you okay with being wrong?

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No one is.

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Not a strength for sports opining.

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Definitely not. I think Witty PERSON's take

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on the Panthers ORG was still worse, though, right?

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Oh, could shook with his empty

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stats? Get the hell out of here.

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The man's a hundred point score every single season.

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He said that was the worst trade in the past.

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Oh, my God.

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He is the best.

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I love him so much.

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You see, like, the camera was on him, and he's talking to the other bench there.

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And Pasta PERSON, oh, please, coach, can I please fight? Can I fight Matthew PERSON? Kachuk PERSON.

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I already told you what Posternak PERSON can do if he wants to fight somebody. Huberto PERSON would never. But Kachuk PERSON, oh, Mike. And Kachuk doesn't fight. Why are youosternak can do if he wants to fight somebody. Hubert O would never. But Kachuk, all my... And Kachuk

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doesn't fight. Why are you threatening to fight hockey players? Like, what's the... I'll fight

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I'll fight him too. Because we're in the mix here.

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We're in this thing.

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What doesn't matter with you?

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It sounds like me and Sidney Krosby PERSON.

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Oh, God, Roy. Don't bring Sidney Crosby PERSON.

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Chris came in very confident today.

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In fact, so confident that when he

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said hi to Mad Dog PERSON... We don't have to do this.

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Look, I have so...

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The oddest hello in the history of a lows.

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I have struggled with a lot of things, if we're being honest, but I've struggled to the greeting of guests before they go on air.

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I have not perfected yet because you want to sound natural.

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You want to sound relaxed.

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So this was natural for you?

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Well, I asked video to get this for me because of how awkward it seemed right before we went on the air.

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And I wish we had started this way.

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Let's listen to the host, really just welcoming you into our home, Chris Cody PERSON.

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What's up, doggy?

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I don't know what.

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I don't know where that voice.

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Next time we have them on, you yourself say, doggy.

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What's up, doggy?

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He sounds like John Wayne PERSON.

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Or just hello how you do it.

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Am I a robot?

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No, no, Roy PERSON's got it.

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It's John Wayne PERSON.

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There's definitely some moseying going on as you approach doggy.

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What's up?

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Doggy.

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What's up, doggy? God, I cannot listen to that.

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I want you guys to imagine in an old West LOC saloon. Chris Russo is at the piano as Chris Cody PERSON walks in. What's up, doggy? Got a toothpick in his mouth.

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He's wearing boots.

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There's sawdust on the floor.

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Followed it up by asking for a whiskey.

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What's up, doggy?

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All right, we can stop.

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It sounds like there should be like a little banjo playing. What's up, doggy? All right, we can stop.

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It sounds like there should be like a little banjo playing.

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What's up, doggy?

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Juan Pierre last night bangs the drum,

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90s Marlin. Look at the smile on Roy PERSON's face, gets the crowd fired up.

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And he was great at it.

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I've criticized others. Marino was terrible at it last season,

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but JP PERSON brought it. Juan Pierre is a guy that will make you smile every time you see him, right? I don criticized others. You know, Marino was terrible at it last season, but JP brought it.

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Juan Pierre PERSON is a guy that will make you smile every time you see him, right?

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I don't smile.

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Put it on the poll, please, Juju PERSON.

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All my lips. Does Juan Pierre PERSON make all your lips smile when he appears? Can we just analyze for a second, I believe, making this a little more macro for the audience. Let's just say, hypothetically, that they're not paying attention to any Panthers hockey. What idiots. They're paying attention to hockey in general,and they know that over the last two years, Boston was better. Last year, is a one seed, and then in a seven-game series, Florida beats them as an eight-seed. Then they play five times this season, and Boston GPE wins every time.

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And then you get to a place where the first game is 5-1 and the second game is 6-1.

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And you're saying Florida ORG is just the better team.

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Okay, I understand that you're saying that they are.

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And that you guys believe that they are, that's correct.

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Over the regular season, they had, and again, they had one more point than the Bruins ORG,

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and the Bruins beat them all five times they played this year.

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So if I put any playoff series in front of you that you're not paying attention to,

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and I say to you, one of the games went five one this way, and the other one went six one this way,

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and then the homers appeared and said the second game was the more representative one.

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The first one doesn't count at all.

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It doesn't matter. The second game is truer. You guys would dismiss that person saying you're ignorant. You haven't been watching this team all year.

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Yeah, but what I would say also is the Panthers were off for a week before that game won. The Panthers also played their worst offensive game that maybe I've seen this year.

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Aaron Eckblad PERSON probably had the worst game of his career. And so if I'm going to weigh the two games, the way that we played last night was so much closer to what we've looked like the entire season. That game one is not at all what we've looked like the entire season. And matter of fact, you go to the entire first round series for Boston against Toronto GPE. I mean, they couldn't score against Toronto GPE.And all I'm hearing going into the game last night is how swam in this, swaying that, riding a hot goalie. Brickwall ran his ass early in the third period. All this talk about swaying and the Panthers ORG can't solve him and he hasn't given up more than two goals in a game this postseason. Now?Oh, we got a goalie situation in Boston GPE. Now we got a problem. I'm sorry. The Panthers ORG in control right now. You know what? I'm not sorry.Panthers ORG are in control right now.

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How do we feel about the FU Boston ORG chance going in the arena? I don't know.

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I felt a little mean to me. It's fine. I don't like it. Cras. Yeah, I mean, we weren't saying FU. We were saying the word, Dan PERSON. And there's children there. I don't know. I didn't like it to me. It's fine. I don't like it. It's fine. Crass. Yeah, I mean, we weren't saying F you. We were saying the word, Dan. And there's children there. I don't know. I didn't like it.

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They were doing the same thing in Madison Square Garden last night.

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Yes, they were. I didn't like that either.

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There weren't any kids there, though.

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So you were just, you think it's too coarse that we don't need?

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I was just in it. I'm like, look, we're up 6-1.

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Like, like, Zaz PERSON says, I think this is going to be, like, I don't think we're going to struggle in this series too much. It just felt a little beneath us.

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So there was fighting going on on the ice. You were upset about the words. That's right.

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Well, we're used to that, though. We're used to the fighting on the ice. Did you apologize and take it back one second later?

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Yeah, really stupid to apologize to that because I wasn't sorry at all. I'm not going to apologize for that.

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You're finding, you're very, you're amped up, you're emotional, you're craig.

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It's my drugs. These playoff games are my drug. I'm a fiend for it. It's my, the anxiety I feel during these games, I'm on drugs.

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I want to be high all the time.

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You're crazed, and you came in here a great deal hotter in volume than you did the last time that you were here.

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That you're, it's clearly that playoff, it's clear that playoff hockey is sort of soaked into everything.

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He's the last.

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You know, but I already told you.

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Enough bringing that up.

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I already told you.

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I was wrong and I'm glad that I was wrong about it. I repented for that. I was wrong. Stop bringing up. It's not already.

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Let me see the Jalen Ramsey PERSON video last night because this is always a cool thing that happens locally when all the sports teams start gathering around because they want to be near some of the action that's heightened stakes.Let's see Jalen Ramsey PERSON last night at the Panther ORG game. How are you

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fucking about? I won. Brees a monster. How are you fucking about? 5-1. Fliin' out. Yeah. I'm gonna go home.

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Look, everybody clearing out, they're sweet.

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They need to go on home so well.

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That was losers.

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What is second place to coolest sound in sports than a prolonged goalhorn at home?

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Like what finishes in second place to a sound that will move you and will escalate however it is that you're already feeling about your team?

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Crack of a bat.

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A long horn followed by Mamba number five.

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Oh, what a night.

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Folks, Mother's Day is around the corner and let me talk to you about 1,800 flowers. I can't wait every year to tradition. I send stuff to my mother, my mother-in-law, and my wife because they are three amazing moms. They're better than all your moms out there. You think you have good moms?No, I have good moms in my life. I'm just kidding. This was a little harsh. I'm sure you guys all have good moms too. From your mom to the mother of your children and all the moms in between, this Mother's Day, give back to the ones that have given you everything. 1-800 Flowers helps you celebrate all amazing moms from homemade bouquets, sweet treats, gourmet food, and one-of-a-kind gifts,ordered easily and delivered fresh. For a limited time, you can save up to 40% off Mother's Day bestsellers at 1-800flowers.com slash Dan. Don't wait. Order today and save up to 40% at 1-800flowers.com slash Dan. Don Lebertard. Our Panther ORG group chat, we're confident against the lightning.This is a different team. You're a Panther ORG group chat, though. No, I think, no, but dude, you're so wrong on that.

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We've been terrified of this team forever, and I think there's a different energy where the Panthers ORG, they want the lightning. Stugats. I want T-shirts made for this Panther ORG run. What could be this panther run? Our Panther ORG group chat, we're not afraid of the lightning. That's a tagline

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for World RR3. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats ORG. World RAR 3 EVENT.

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This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats ORG. Rohan PERSON, you've been very patient back there. Oh, yeah. Thank you for joining us. Thank you for writing the article in GQ Sports about Jimmy Butler PERSON. Welcome to the show.What is the synopsis for people who no longer read?

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Yeah, I drank some coffee with Jimmy Butler PERSON. He was really enjoying himself.

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How is the coffee? I think it's great. Shout out to his personal breast of Rodney PERSON.

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That guy's whipped him some great coffee. Talk about Rodney PERSON?

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How many did you drink? I had three coffees totaling six shots of espresso before lunch. I was sweating, truly sweating my ass off the entire time. Jimmy Butler was like at eight cappuccinos though before noon, which was truly absurd.

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Yeah, he just drank a lot of coffee.

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I got to follow him around, hang out with him at F1 ORG, and then at the very end, just asked him a little bit about his basketball career.

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Just a little bit, though.

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Just a little bit.

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And that was after he roasted you for being sweaty. Yes, that's after the first thing he did when he saw me was, why are you sweating like that? Before even, like, shaking my hand or anything, he's like, why are you sweating like that?

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And why were you?

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Listen, I don't get chauffered in golf carts from my car to the paddock area. You know, I don't get the Jimmy Butler PERSON treatment.

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You were roughing it like a journalist out there. Okay, that's not true because I actually was walking through the paddock and I saw Jimmy Butler and I was like, oh, it's Jimmy Butler PERSON. And then right next to him is Rohan PERSON. And I was like, Ro PERSON, what's up? And he gave me a hug and was like, hey, good to see you.I got to go. Big time. He didn't even introduce me to Jimmy PERSON. He kept walking.

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A sweaty hug? It was a little sweaty.

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I have an image to maintain, you know. Had no time for me. I don't want to be singling with the normal media folk. With our show. Yeah, exactly. Rodney PERSON.

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There it is.

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He's got his personal barista.

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Yes.

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Rodney's there working in the big face coffee truck, which was on site in the VIP area of this F1 ORG race.

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So Jimmy PERSON went there to hang out.

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Oh, God. Can we go back to What's Up Doggy instead of Rodney PERSON?

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So he wants to stay in Miami GPE.

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What's up, doggy?

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At the, towards the end of the day, I asked Jimmy PERSON, I said, is the plan still to

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retire in a Miami heat journey? You know, I did a story with him before the season. That's

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what he said. I said, is that still the plan? And he said, yes, for sure. You know, no, is that, that's no equivocation, right? That's not with the equivocation. That's, yeah, unequivocally said, yes, for sure, I want to stay in Miami GPE. And then went on to say that, you know, he loves Miami. He feels like the city's embraced him, the team's embraced him. And that, you know, his motivation is to bring a championship back to the city.

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What's up, Rodney PERSON?

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Anything else that you took from this because you were spending the weekend with him before Pat Riley PERSON says if you're not playing,

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how about you shut your mouth?

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Yes. I mean, I think what I took away, you know, in addition to the basketball stuff, is how much he seems comfortable. You know, you see a lot of famous people milling around that paddock at the F1 ORG races, and they're all in their little bubbles kind of moving from VIP area to VIP area as quickly as possible, whereas Jimmy PERSON's like stopping with people. They're asking about basketball.They're asking about coffee. He's stopping to take photos. He's goofing around a lot. I think he seems, I think he seems very comfortable in that environment.

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Rodney PERSON. And you think what of what happened with Pat Riley PERSON? I don't imagine that that lands particularly well.

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I, you know, I'm sure it's not fun. I think what I make of it is that there's a lot of frustration. I think there's a lot of frustration obviously from the organization about how the season ended and just how the season went. We know know it to get too nerdy about it, but they're like one of three or four teams all year that only had two lineups that played over 100 minutes together. I think it was an incredibly frustrating season for everyone involved. And I think Jimmy Butler likely feels the same way. He wanted to be out there in the first round. I know the comments he made made a stir, but what he said to me was we can't go out like that. I don't think he enjoys losing to Boston GPE in five games. And I don't imagine, of all people, Pat Riley enjoys losing to Boston in the manner that they did. So what I make of it is just kind of a lingering frustration of how this whole year went. I do think it's kind of

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funny the way that a lot of media that isn't around the heat often has perceived what Riley PERSON said

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and the confrontation. Not only does he do it every postseason. He does it privately too.

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He does it privately, he does it publicly, and

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particularly with Jimmy Butler PERSON.

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The thing that Jimmy has said that he loves about the Miami Heat ORG is that Spoh and Riley PERSON are as insane and competitive as he is. This is nothing new from year to year. Remember when they had

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the big argument in 22 on the court and Spolstra said to him, I knew you were a crazy mother effort as they're being separated, you know?

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Exactly. Exactly. Like, unless you're super sensitive, you're going to come back and you're

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going to take it as a challenge. He told Goran Dragich PERSON that he sucked right after he traded for him.

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Like, Jimmy loves, I think the parts that he didn't like about being in Minnesota ORG was the rest of the team

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was soft.

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LeBron PERSON did not take it as a challenge. LeBron PERSON left. That's right.

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He's a different guy than Jimmy PERSON. He was sensitive about it. And Jimmy PERSON, I think, appreciate, he likes the confrontation. I think he likes the uneasiness that can be, that could surround this situation. We've seen it. Like, I think he respects it. I think he respects it.

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I would argue that most

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athletes, when they end up in other environments, are a bit surprised about how brittle people are

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to correction, to criticism, to confrontation. Those three things, I think I, every time I talk

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to athletes about them entering new work spaces, they think everyone's soft because the language is aggressive and Ray Allen and others have said of the heat. Just don't be in your feelings. Your feelings don't matter on anything. You care deeply about playing basketball 20 years of your life and now Sposos is you get six minutes tonight. Don't get in your feelings about it. He's got to make difficult decisions about who gets to play and who doesn't get to play. The thing that I will tell you, though,

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that you might be underestimating, even if that confrontation, confrontation is private, is the combination of now we're talking about money. We're throwing, people are bargaining privately and publicly about what he's worth in his old age, and he is a proud man. And you've just escalated a furnace of conversation around him and his money and told him to shut his mouth. Saying that privately and saying that publicly are two different things, just because thecircumstances have changed. Now we're arguing and negotiating about money. It's not, I'm already under contract, I'm secure here, and I know what my finances are guaranteed. I'm telling you that that extra step,if you guys are telling me that Jimmy PERSON's good with that, I'm telling you that people can get into their feelings when it's not the huddle and now we're at the bank deposits.

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But you think Jimmy PERSON's hurt? Because I'm kind of with Zaslow PERSON. I think he's wrong.

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I'm just saying it can be received differently by a proud adult male. Once you're now making the business in public, and that business in public has some things that can be turned into, you know, can turn into public criticism and negotiating and disrespect if you are in your feelings. You know how people say all the time in sports? They say, it's not personal.It's not personal. It's just business. And all the time I see people get their feelings hurt because two people have different definitions of what personal feels like when there's money involved.

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Listen, that's totally fair. And obviously, look, I was with Jimmy PERSON before these comments happened. I can't personally imagine.

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Speak for him, Rohan PERSON. Yes.

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I personally just can't imagine that they would make him do a total 180. You know, I've seen some people speculate, oh, he's going to demand a trade and things like that. I would be completely floored if something like that were to happen as a result of this. I also personally think that, look, it's like you guys have mentioned, it's not the first time Pat Riley has used that end of year press conference to send a message to his players in a very public fashion. And he kind of does it in a way when he knows they're going out the door. I think that that's been it, and you could say a hallmark of his career in some ways, challenging people publicly.I do also think, I want to put this out there. I think the heat would be, I think it would be crazy for them not to extend Jimmy Butler PERSON. I think people have already very quickly forgotten where this franchise was in the three or four years before he got there, that in-between period between LeBron PERSON and him leaving versus what happened before Jimmy Butler PERSON got there.I tried to ask Pat Riley PERSON about that. I tried to ask him, I was like, do you think, like, you guys exceeded your expectations, Jimmy Butler PERSON? I asked him this last August. And I don't think he's willing to go that far because he has high expectations for Jimmy PERSON. He said that's what happens when you sign a star player. But I would argue that no no superstar, quote unquote, in the NBA ORG, has done more withless than Jimmy Butler has in the last five years. And there's always a conversation about do we extend him? When I look at the rest of the East that has upgraded significantly in the last five years. And there's always a conversation about, do we extend him? When I look at the rest of the East that has upgraded significantly in the last few years, and it feels like the Heat have not done that for Jimmydespite how far he's taken.

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I think Jimmy and this Heat ORG team has maxed out. I think it's okay if the Heat ORG move on from Jimmy Butler PERSON. I'm good with that, and I think Riley PERSON's good with that.Do you?

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Another reason why I'm skeptical of that is Riley knows that this is a star-driven league. And think he at the at the end of the day knows what it was like when they didn't have a star I mean he told Dan about what it was like when you know Hassan Whiteside and Dion Waiters were the team leaders and you saw how if he thinks he's frustrated now you can all remember how frustrated he was then there are very few players in the NBA ORG that move the needle. Very few. Jimmy Butler PERSON's proven now in multiple playoffs that he can be a guy who moves the needle. And if you have that player, and Pat Riley PERSON's shown in his history as an executive of a coach, he does whatever he can to hold on to that player for as long as possible.

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Riley indeed called Jimmy Butler PERSON the biggest needle mover on the team. But, I mean, to Rohan PERSON's point, do you know who was there during that in-between period? Rodney PERSON.

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Can we get some information on where this needle is? Give me the needle. The needle that gets moved is where?

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Which needle do you think of when there's a sound? It's a sound needle. It's like the New York Times

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election meter. Yeah, yeah. Like a gas meter. It's like empty, full.

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It's not a Richter scale.

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Are we all imagining the same, but are we all imagining the same needle?

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Are all of us, visually, all of us workers. It's a semi-circle and it's moving left to right.

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So like on the far left is like there's no fans coming to the game. And then the needle moves and it's like the fans are there. They're 30 minutes late.

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It's more like the sound meter.

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You know when you're like, all right, let's go, clap your hands.

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That thing goes up regardless.

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Yeah, it's not very accurate.

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It does.

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But this thing that we're all imagining that is the same instrument, does it have a name for all of us?

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Does it look the same?

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Is it the same color? This needle that you have Jimmy Butler PERSON moving? It's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's a gas tank. Is that we're all imagining the same needle, and I'm asking you again, that particular needer will imagine. What does that actually

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measure? I think it measures, can this team actually win a championship at the end of the day? No, I mean

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the actual instrument.

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I like yours better, I think.

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For you, it's a championship needle.

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It's can it get all the way over into the red where the champion,

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it's gotten very close.

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It's gone very close, but it hasn't gotten there.

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Correct. And it was nowhere close when Hassan White's PERSON side was like the highest played player on the heat. That was the needle was like defunct. It was, you know, it needed to be revived.

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Right. But you want the needle to move a little bit more all the way to full and Jimmy PERSON can't get there.

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I think, but you could argue that he could get there with the proper pieces around him, I think would be my argument. But wouldn't one of them have to be better than he is?

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Is it the proper pieces or is it a proper piece brought in and hey, Donovan Mitchell, you got to be better than Jimmy or whoever the proper piece is, we need you to be better than Jimmy because what this is, this decline is going to have fewer free throws and more three point attempts because that's how players age and he's entering a dangerous age.

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I agree the window is short. Okay, we can all agree the window is short. The history is not kind to players over 35. Does that player need to be better than Jimmy Butler PERSON? I'm not totally sure. I think they need to, they have to be the perfect fit and that's not easy. But you look at around the NBA right now, like if you gave Jimmy Butler and Bamatabio PERSON, and it pains me to say this, if you gave Jimmy Butler and Bamadabio, Derek White, Drew Holiday, and Chris Stapps werezingis PERSON, I think Eric Spicer could coach that team to 65 wins, and they'd be a title favorite.If you gave them Jaden McDaniels, Mike Conley, and Carl Anthony Towns PERSON, I think you're looking at a team that wins 65 games and can compete for a championship. Those aren't your conventional stars. I wouldn't say any of those guys individually are better than Jimmy Butler PERSON, but what they are are perfect fits that amplify what your best players do.

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But if it's a small window, why extend him? When you don't have to, you've already extended him. You don't have to extend him.

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Listen, you don't have to extend him. That's just how this works. To Dan PERSON's point, we can say it's a business.

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That is just how this works. That's how this works. That's point, we can say it's a business. That is just how this works. Okay, that's how this works. That's why Kobe gets a sweetheart

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deal at the end of his Lakers tenure. That's why LeBron PERSON is going to get a contract until he's 42 years old. It's why Kirk Cousin's got $100 million. It's why Kirk Cousin's got $100,000.

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He's a good quarterback. Hold on. You extend him because you know the alternative is

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Hassan White's PERSON side.

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I really would like to get to the point where our video elements work so well with our staff that at some point while Rohan was talking, we paned slowly over to Jeremy. And he's like the coach no one can understand in Waterboy WORK_OF_ART in the stands shirtless and rubbing his nipples with his hands.

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I love him.

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I saw that look on your face. Your face, I looked at your face, and what

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I saw was you shirtless pawing at your chest because you were so happy with every syllable he uttered. Yeah, I fell in love

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as that happened. Both of you go sit in the penalty box. What? Both of you.

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Roehan PERSON, I'm going to. You're all of you out of here.

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Rohan PERSON.

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Some are a guest. All of you out of here. We drove them all the way have here. I know. I'm throwing them all of you. All of you are here.

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We drove them all the way from

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Panthers ORG. Wow.

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Teammates can't shoot from three.

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Now they're going to see a different Jimmy PERSON. Now he's just, just playing. Nickelback in the locker room and... Stugats. They'll play day And show threes As they chase the NatsFor the six seed These five words in his head Scream are we winning games yet

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This is the Dan Levitar PERSON show With the Stugats That's That's right

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It's time for Thursday Thunder. And it is sponsored by Draft King. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about what Draft Crings ORG has to offer throughout the show. Draft Crings ORG, the crown is yours. Tony, what do we got today?

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This is cooked up by the one and only Juju Gadi PERSON. This is a deep cut. Thursday Thunder. Deep cut. We're not going to have big names here we're not going to have big stat lines herewe're going to go in deep cut juju's been in the lab cooking up you mentioned deep cut you mentioned that

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I just got to sell it because you're going to say

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reemphasize because I'm going to say the names

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it cuts deep I'm going to say the names you'd be like who are those guys

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juju unlike

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against the spread

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which is terrible because you guys just go off the top of your head. Juju is pouring over numbers, trying to find inefficiencies and trying to give you a smart bet because he makes, he feels very bad when he loses people money. So he's legitimately trying. All right, we're going to start in the Cavs versus Celtics game tonight at 705.Luke Cornet over rebounds, five and a half. What?

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I want to place the bet where it's Luke Cornett over under times he does the thing where he just jumps up from 15 feet away to try and distract the shooter.

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It looks like NBA 2 PRODUCTK when you hit the wrong button.

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It's so stupid.

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Second leg.

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Get a hand in his face from 40 feet away.

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Vegas has him for 16 over under there on the jumps.

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Of the jumping?

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Yeah, the jumps, yeah.

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Second leg, over 0.53s for Josh Green PERSON.

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Oh, we need one?

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Just one. He's just going to take one.

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I don't know about you guys.

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I don't know if you are still thrilled, by the way,

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basketball has played these days.

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But watching Indiana and New York GPE just sort of swing it and get wide open

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threes all game, no matter where the defense is,

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it's just, it's still confusing to me to watch basketball played that way.

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Last leg of the parlay.

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Over 6.5 points for Nikiel Alexander Walker PERSON.

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I like that.

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Over 5.5 rebounds for Luke Cornett PERSON. Over 0.5 threes for Josh Green PERSON. Over 6.5 points for Nikiel Alexander Walker PERSON. Deep cut. Deep cut. Deep cut, buddy.

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Did you guys have any reaction to the news that Max and Disney Plus and Hulu ORG are merging so that your future has something that, again, looks like cable in it as we move away from cable?

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Did anyone have any thoughts there?

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Because my only initial thought was a totally narcissistic one,

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which was, we did everything we did so that again, on Max ORG, now we can be with Disney ORG.

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How did all of that get maneuvered around?

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Full circle.

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How did that get maneuvered around

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so that now I am a Disney ORG and

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we are Disney ORG employee adjacent? Do we get park vouchers now? Yes. I never got those. That'd be

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awesome. Many years ago, many, many years ago, this is a true story. The people who invented

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pardon the interruption came down to see what it is that a young, hungry and ambitious Stugat PERSON and I were doing at the start of the radio station.

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And they were thinking about how to televise on Disney ORG what it is that we were doing.

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And they spent about 40 minutes around our show during which Stugats and I were talking to Jim Brown about having tried to make an ex-girlfriend jealous by posing in Playgirl PRODUCT. And they packed up their stuff and left and said that they would not be televising what it is. We do.

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I'll take it one step further. Eric Rydholm was one of those two people that were in the room. He fell asleep inside of 12 minutes. I mean, and I was offended. I have to be honest with you.

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Well, he was offended by you.

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And that's part of the true story, which is during that show in the hallway, as they packed up their stuff to leave, they stopped me and having seen Stugats ORG's behavior, again, the most hustling, ambitious and hungry of Stugatses PERSON, they said to to me both of the people who were there oh my God

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he's real it's not that he's playing a character

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that's a real thing the only reason I bring this up is this has been the response to Zaslow during our shows

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where when he talks the way that he talks and people wonder is he playing a character no he is not nope nope that is he playing a character? No, he is not. Nope. Nope, that is who he is learning in this market from people like Stuganta and Bukchambi PERSON on how to do this.

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Just throw your maximum vulnerabilities in the air and be who he is. This is not false. This is a real thing that is in front of us today. And for some reason, he wants to fight the Boston Bruins ORG. It's assonite. He's an adult with kids who are close to grown up, and he wants to fight.He thinks it's smart to look into a camera and fight Boston Bruins ORG.

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If you're not from Boston GPE, let's be honest. Who doesn't want to fight someone from Boston GPE?

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It's my favorite part of these games now. My behavior during these playoff games in front of my kids. It's the best part of this experience for me. There are two different types of sports fans. When you're a sports fan growing up and you take it serious, and you're a sports fan as an adult with kids and you take it serious.It's a completely different experience. And that's why, you know, last postseason and now hopefully this would as well have been so magical because it is a completely brand new experience. And I love be, I already told you it's my

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drugs, my anxiety during these games. But drugs, drugs you take with your kids. Oh yes. I, I,

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get in here. The game is starting.

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And my kids come in the room last night. I go, all right, everybody, this is a serious room right now. I announce it right before they're going to drop. Come down. Come take drugs with daddy, kids. Come on.

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Everybody put their phones down. This is a serious room. This is a serious room. Teaching them, yes.

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Your kids are going to remember this for the rest of their lives, by the way.

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Great. My strongest memories of my dad growing up was reacting to the Bush Push EVENT, reacting to the Steve Bartman catch, reacting to the time that USC ORG scored.

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I think it was a punt return kickoff return or whatever for a touchdown. And he threw a Christmas ornament at the TV.

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I was 30 years old. Hey!

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Those are the memories that you will always remember as a kid.

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All the traumatizing moments, your dad screams at the TV.

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The happiest I have ever seen my father was in 1986, in tidy Whitey ORG's, dancing around the living room because that baseball went through the legs

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of Bill Buckner PERSON.

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Oh, what a great time.

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I mean.

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It was joyous.

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My father doesn't really do joy.

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And again, he was sort of a bearskin rug of body hair and tidy whiteys PRODUCT. And he was dancing around in the living room because the things that you pass down to your family, Chris Cody PERSON is here and all of his dolphin allegiances come down like an heirloom through his family because his mom's crazier than his dad is about the dolphins and his dad is one of the biggest homers in the history of the media. All true.

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No lies and no lies told here.

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What's more fun to see your dad have joy over his favorite sports team winning or to see your dad have misery over his favorite sports team losing?

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Because I too was at the 86 World Series EVENT with my dad. He cracked open a bottle of champagne because at that time you could bring anything into a stadium. You could bring anything anywhere. You could smoke on an airplane, okay? What?

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You didn't know that? No, no, no, I knew that. I knew that.

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I'm saying you brought a bottle of champagne into the stadium? My dad did, yeah. And he opened it to celebrate the Red Sox finally winning a World Series EVENT. And then the ball went through the legs.

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I'll do you one better on...

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It's your dad's fault. You can smoke on an airplane. Do you realize that at one point in America GPE you'd get on an airplane

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and somebody would be serving prime rib? That was a thing back before peanuts and small seats. Like back in coach?

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It would be, I don't know if it would be in coach. I can't say to have witnessed this. I've just

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read the history of the airlines. I've never seen prime rib being cut on an airplane. I was watching

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an old Seinfeld episode where Jerry was in first class and Elaine PERSON was in

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coach and Jerry was getting served like a chocolate Sunday in first class sitting next to a model. And I was like, man, do people in first, Dan, do you still get Sundays in first class? I know you got beans on the way home from Vegas GPE.

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No, it really does depend the first class you're doing. Like American Airlines first class and stuff, all you're getting that's better is that your seats a little bit bigger and you get the people. The bathroom experience is slightly less horrible

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because 10 people are using the bathroom as opposed to 100 people. And still the 100 are coming in from the back and using it anyway. You get mad at that, don't you?

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The longer the flights, I don't get mad at that.

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I'm trying not to go anywhere in that bathroom.

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Do they still have the curtain separating on something?

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They do have a curtain, yeah.

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A curtain of classism.

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Yes, a curtain.

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It's blinded so you can see through it.

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You're like, I see Dan PERSON right there.

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I see Dan PERSON flagging down the flight attendant,

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like, they're not supposed to be up here.

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He does that.

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Is this vegan?

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The longer the flight and the better the first class, you can get some very good amenities.

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But again, not prime rib.

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And I wonder who in our audience doesn't know that there was a time that you could smoke on airplanes?

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Because I've been on a plane recently where I saw the old ashtray.

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I'm like, this is an old ass train.

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Where the ashtray is on my armrest.

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And I'm like, good, God, this thing's been feeding cancer for 50 years right here.

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So tempting.

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As a kid, it was always a thing for me.

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We would be able to knock on the cockpit door in flight.

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They open up the door.

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You come, you sit down with the pilot.

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They're arrested for that.

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They give you a pen, an eagle pin.

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Are you on the dock?

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I'm in the, I'm practically flying the plane.

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You and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar PERSON?

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Hey, I don't remember a time when you can do that.

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I don't remember getting in there and getting in.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Yeah, you walk in with your family.

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Your dad says, hey, can my son come in?

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Yeah, you get the pin.

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Yeah, you get a little pin.

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Yeah, it's great.

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When did they stop that?

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I'm guessing 9-11 EVENT.

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Might have been 9-11 EVENT.

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Yeah, probably.

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I mean, it might have been a long time before 9-11 EVENT.

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The world changed that day, Dan PERSON.

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Yeah, thank you.

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Certainly flight did.

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Thank you, Stugatz PERSON, for all your sociological observations there, historic and enduring.

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Yes, that was giving you an answer.

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9-11 EVENT.

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The world changed that day.

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Airplane.

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What a movie.

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Great movie.

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Excellent movie.

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Great flick. Does it hold up? I watched it recently. I mean, there's certainly jokes that I don't think would be in a modern iteration, but, you know.

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Oh, for sure.

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Some of it's still really funny. Of course.

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But jokes per minute, that movie holds the record.

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Does it not?

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Yeah. Feels like. There are never in the history of movies, I don't believe, you know, on average, we've done statistical numbers on the Rambo PERSON movies, deaths and violence and how historic

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they are in terms of bloody. Airplane WORK_OF_ART has to be more jokes per second than any movie in the history of movies. When they go, do you want smoking or non-smoking? He says smoking and the tickets on fire.

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It's great.

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Surely it is one of the greatest movies.

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It is, and don't call me Shirley PERSON.

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Of all time.

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Hey.

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Good job.

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Eliope there.

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You guys are just like Shaq and Barclay PERSON.

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Dan Forbes PERSON backs you up.

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Top 10 funniest movie ever per laugh per minute.

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Airplane, number one.

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Number one of all time.

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Hangover number two.

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What a stat.

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I got to think that most movies from the 1970s that are comedy,

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no way anyone in our audience like those anymore.

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