Hour 1: It's Over

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This is the Dan Levatore show with the Stugats PERSON podcast. This is the Dan Levatore show with the Stugats PERSON podcast.

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Stugats PERSON, you have heard me obsess recently on air about everything that I see happening during technological changing times in how we consume just about everything. And now Netflix and Apple and Peacock are getting together to create a bundle for Comcast ORG at a reduced price. And Netflix has bought itself Christmas Day games for the next three years. And the other day, sports stopped for a moment during a pretty busy time in basketball and hockey to laugh with football at the Tom Brady PERSON roast that was live on television. And by every measure I can discern a really enormous investment and a really enormous success. I would like for you guys to get me some numbers. I don't know if there have been estimates on how much that cost to produce.It seemed like a giant undertaking that would cost, I think, more than $100 million to make. I've got to assume. I don't know how much more. I don't have any idea how much it costs to pay all of those people to do all of that.

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And to throw a flawlessly televised live event. Those are very hard to do all of that and to throw a flawlessly televised live event.

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Those are very hard to do, very hard to do for three hours without glitches.

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And Tom Brady PERSON now regrets it.

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I was surprised that he ever did it at all. Sam PERSON. I was surprised that he had a blind spot about how that might land on his children to be products of a public divorce that has to be very hard because, Dugats PERSON, I know so many people who are broken as adults because of the damages done by divorces that aren't that kind of public. And it really did surprise me that as a father, Tom Brady PERSON would be not knowledgeable about what the impacts of that could be on his children?

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I know he has his regrets. I understand why, and perhaps it wasn't thought through enough, but most of the roasters went out of their way to not directly talk about Tom Brady's PERSON kids.

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Oh, but Stugat PERSON's not...

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Hold on, I was going to say,

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but they talked about his relationship with Giselle PERSON,

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his relationship with Bridget Moynihan PERSON, and of course, and they said nasty things, and of course that is going to have an impact on his children. And I'm surprised Tom Brady PERSON, who seems to be pretty prepared for everything, did not think that part throughbefore he went forward with the rose. So he says he wouldn't ever do anything like that again, not surprising that Stugats would be maximum Monday morning quarterback on how did Tom Brady PERSON not see everything.

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I mean, he saw everything the Jets ORG were doing. I mean, before it happened.

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That is correct.

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And it's easy for me to also say after the fact. I'm not a father, right? And I'm not, I don't know anything about divorce, except I've seen what it's done to some of my friends who are adults, who have formative characteristics that come from not knowing as a child, is that my fault that they're no longer together? Why are mom and dad not together anymore? And then to hear the jokes on television of, hey, how about mom cheating with the jiu-jitsu instructor?That's funny, huh? As a child, or getting that at school, or whatever it is, the results are that Giselle Bunchant PERSON, were the quotes from her, or was it just reported how upset she was? Were the quotes, did they have her name on saying she was upset, or was it just reports that said that she was upset? Because when you sign up for that,you're allowing a whole bunch of people who don't have to respect the rules in comedy in that setting to have maximum freedom outside of Bob Kraft. Right. Well, that, Dan PERSON, you have to factor that in. Because Giselle PERSON is watching that and they are laying into her in their relationship and how it ended. And Tom Brady PERSON doesn't get up and say, hey, stop doing that. But the second they go after Bob Kraft PERSON, he stands up and says, no, no more.

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You're not doing that.

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Bob PERSON was there and she wasn't. I felt like the Bob PERSON thing felt like he was just performing because he told Bob, hey, I told them no jokes about you. So they do a joke. So he's just got to get up and be like, hey, don't do that.

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Wait a minute. Are you not paying attention to what was said on our show and elsewhere? That was not a bit.

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I'm not saying it's a bit.

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No, Tom Brady was legitimately mad that Jeff Ross PERSON crossed the line. Andrew Schultz PERSON has said that. Drew Bledso PERSON said that, that tension was not manufactured. In fact, I thought it was super interesting to see how much more comfortable Tom Brady PERSON is with confrontation than the rest of us might be

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in that circumstance. Because Tom Brady PERSON had no issue in front of a whole lot of people protecting the power by stamping out Jeff Ross PERSON on his home field.

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My first thought when that happened was, wow, I can't believe that is what is making him do it and not the countless jokes about his family or kids.

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I hope that his kids didn't watch it.

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I hope he had the sensibility to say, hey, don't do it.

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But also in this day and age, that was my entire TikTok feed the next day. His kids probably saw that. And I would say, like, hey, if my dad wanted to do a roast, if he was like, no, you don't, you don't talk about progressive insurance that way. But yeah, go ahead.Talk about Lucy PERSON like that. I would not be happy.

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I'm a little confused. You guys mean to tell me that Tom Brady PERSON, Tom Brady, made a career decision that negatively affected his family and he didn't think about it?

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That doesn't sound like that guy. What are you laughing about it?

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Her dad works for progressive, which is an important part of that story, though, is

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absent.

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Thank you, Billy PERSON.

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I would think that you would, yes, you more than anybody around here would totally appreciate making a joke that nobody understands except for a couple of people.

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I've said he's worked for Progressive ORG before, and I've also talked about his divorce on air before.

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I've talked about a lot of things. Lucy PERSON, I agree. But welcome to the Metal Arc ORG family, thinking all the things you've said on the show have been heard by all of America GPE. That is how we do it. We think you've heard every single thing we've said for 20 years and remember it. Billy PERSON, more than most.

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And now they all know my dad is divorced.

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Correct.

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Available, though?

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No, not available.

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Shout out Angela PERSON, big fan.

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Shout out Angela PERSON.

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I saw you making faces when I said product of divorce.

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I don't want to dig around in what it is that are the adult damages of that for you. But just imagine. How old are Tom Brady's PERSON kids? I want you to imagine whatever it is that happens on school. And this is the part where Stugats PERSON, I forgive Tom Brady for not understanding, even telling your kids not to pay attention to somebody, turn off thetelevision, whatever, go out for the night. There is no way for this to be avoided once it starts circulating in places like TikTok ORG for kids. And so it's not just your kids what they're going to get, but it's what all their kids at school, all of their friends are going to get, and now your kids are going to school. It is very real remorse that Tom Brady PERSON is feeling. When you do, should not help me with this, because I am not a parent. Help me with what it feels like to love and to know that you've made a decisionthat harms your children and you didn't see it coming.

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I embarrass my kids just about every single day, I've been doing it for 20 years, so I'm an expert on this subject. It's hard, and especially with Tom's kids, Dan, here are their ages, 16, 14, and 11. Kids are cruel at that age. They are relentless and they are cruel. So what must have happened within those, you ages, 16, 14, and 11. Kids are cruel at that age. They are relentless and they are cruel. So what must have happened within those friends circles, friendly circles, and at school the next day,and it's probably still going on, I would imagine is relentless and uncomfortable for those kids. But it is hard, Dan, because I am playing Monday morning quarterback. It is hard to see all the permutations that could come from, you know, having yourself roasted by Jeffrey Ross PERSON. Did I say that word right?

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What was the word? What was the word?

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I can't say it again.

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We'll try it. That's the closest I'll ever come. We'll try. Permutations?

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Oh, no.

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That's it. U-Tation.

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How do you think you spelled it?

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Permutations?

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Yeah, that's closer.

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I was going there, Dan PERSON.

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I was trying to help you out.

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I was giving it, you know, you asked me,

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asked an expert about embarrassing his kids,

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and I was trying to help you out and tell you what it's like.

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It was helpful.

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It's hard to see, you know, it's hard.

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It really is.

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When you're filming me and I'm smoking cigarettes and I'm doing a bit,

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the impact it will have of my children, I didn't think of that stuff when I was doing it when I was in the middle of it, and I wish I had, but I did it. But Lord knows, no one has embarrassed their kids more than me.

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Let me address, though, the idea. Tom Brady PERSON's got nothing on me.

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Let me address the idea of what the impact of divorce is. The three children you talked about, the youngest are Giselle and Tom. So it's 14 and 11.

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Right. And the difficulty of those formative years. I will tell you that my wife lost her mother at 12 years old to death. And it is a formative thing that has formed almost the entirety of who she is. And while this isn't death, it can feel like it to kids of that age, even if the parent is still around, because you have lost somebody. And unlike death, in many instances, you blame yourself because you're not adult enough to remove yourself from where the guilt is. This isn't true for everybody, but I've seen it enough at this age and younger. I have a friend who his parents got divorced, and as a toddler, he did not speak for two years after that.Now, that's a toddler.

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But wherever it is you go to get the things that feel like love for the rest of your life,

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your parents divorcing is hard enough by itself. Your parents divorcing because cheating may or may not have involved is hard enough itself. But now add to the element cheating may or may not have involved is hard enough itself. But now add to the element this, all of the kids in the school you're in now know every single thing. And all of comedy is piling on to mommy.

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Right. The other thing with Brady is he didn't have to do this. He didn't have to do it. Like there's no reason to do it. I mean, I act like a jackass because I have to. I embarrass my kids because I have to. Tom Brady PERSON didn't have to do this to his children.

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Could you say this is a transition into his media career doing this?

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I don't know why he did it. I mean, that would be my best guess, but I'm still not sure why he did it.

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He said it did it as a favor to Jeff Ross PERSON because he thought it would be funny. The Roastmaster General suggested it. It made, how many people watched this? Because the numbers were really good. It was a success in every way but this. But what a heartbreak for Tom Brady PERSON to have it be a success in every way but this to create the regret and guilt of, I wouldn't do that again. What a horror for my children. I don't know that there, I mean, I don't know that there's something in the emotional realm that doesn't involve like actual loss that can feel worse to a parent who's actually loving than to have a blind spot about how you harms your child unnecessarily. I don't know how the disappointment.If you don't care as a parent, if you're not trying to be a good parent, if you think kids need to be more adult, okay, but if you're an actually loving person who cares deeply about the kids and is hurt by the product of divorce, if you then on top of that make a giant public mistake that harms them and you didn't see it coming that one hurts man human even i know he's superhuman but that one hurts have you ever wondered if chet homegrin

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Don Lebertard. All of us who were watching college football elevated everything the weekend was because we missed football in general so very much.

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You didn't watch the ending of Utep, Jacksonville State ORG. It was awesome.

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A doozy.

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Boom.

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Mm-hmm. Stugats.

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It's such a lane for you. Just everything in college football is awesome. Any single thing that happens, she gets deliriously happy about.

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Don't you miss viewing sports through that prism, though? Like, I'm envious of Lucy PERSON. Like, I wish that I could still be happy.

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This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats PERSON. Before we get to Lucy and Juju with their thoughts on the WMBA, which tipped off last night,

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the roast of Tom Brady, according to Variety magazine, was the most watched TV title on Netflix during the week of May 6th. And the second most watched title overall, the special hit 13.8 million views during the May 6th to May 12th DATE viewing window. That's a lot. I expected more, actually.

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That's number one.

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I have to scroll down here and look.

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That's a lot. I expected more, though. It was Brooks Shields and Mother of the Bride ORG. Yes.

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Yeah. Yep. I saw it. 26.7 million views. Oof. That's crazy.

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It wasn't great. It wasn't. No. It felt rushed, honestly. There were scenes where I'm like, I think they're just trying to get this movie out. Like, this seems like this is a one-take scene and we're good.Let's just keep it moving.

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Chris PERSON, you say you're making fun of me, rightfully so.

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But 26.7 for Brooke Shields, I figured Tom Brady PERSON would get something close to that. Yeah.

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I expected more.

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Can I say something controversial?

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Benjamin Bratt PERSON was in it?

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Benjamin Brat PERSON, I felt, and I shouldn't, no disparagement to the Brat family or anyone involved with Benjamin Brat.

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He's 60.

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I feel like something bad's coming here.

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Good for 60, but.

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Always is.

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I feel like Benjamin Brat showed up one time at our studio unannounced.

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He did?

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With Brian Cranston PERSON. With Brian Cranston PERSON.

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I walked them up. I was in an elevator with just them too. So Dan has wanted Cranston on this show for years.

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It was the day where Dan PERSON wasn't here. Sedano PERSON got him. Yeah, Sedano and Izzy PERSON spoke to him.

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But Benjamin Bratt PERSON came along with him

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because I guess they were in a movie together or something, I don't know. Right. And I was like, wow, Benjamin Brat PERSON. Good looking guy.

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Yeah.

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And not that he's still not, but I saw it.

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And I was like, ooh, 60 came.

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Still looks great.

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If I could look like that at 60, honestly,

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I would sign up right. I mean, if I could look, if right now, me today could switch bodies with 60-year-old Benjamin Brat PERSON, I would do it.

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But, you know, 50-4-year-old Benjamin Bratt PERSON, that was another animal.

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Hey, Juju PERSON. What up? Juju PERSON, what's going on?

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Lucy PERSON told me that, because I'm conditioned.

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No, damn, damn that.

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I see what damn we talk about.

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Billy PERSON is an anarchist.

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You're going to look at me talking about some damn.

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He just leaves that in your lap. I don't give a damn by Benjamin Brad PERSON ass.

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Why?

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I know.

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I'm here to talk WMBA.

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Who gives a damn?

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Yeah, he dropped that in your lap.

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The NBA season started last night.

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Caitlin Clark PERSON debut.

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The sun stood up in the streets. They stood up in the fire. Duana Bronner PERSON proved herself. I've been doing this forever. I'm breaking records. AT, Alyssa Thomas PERSON.Come on, man, triple double first night. Look out, I think she's on MVP watch all ready. What you think, sis? Lucy PERSON, what's up, my sister? It's good to see you.

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It's good to see you, you know what I mean? see you, Juj. Obviously, Alyssa Thomas PERSON is, Asia Wilson PERSON's the leading candidate for MVP, and I know we're only one game into the season, but the second I saw her walk out in that outfit, before the game started, I said, oh, she's MVP this season. Everybody else can just go home.

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It's not worth it. But Alyssa Thomas from the second last year, and you saw that, like, how great she was in that opener against the fever. She's insane. It's not worth it. But Alyssa Thomas from the second last year, and you saw that, like, how great she was in that opener against the fever. She's insane.

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It's probably, I would say, the most stacked WNBA, like, year. We've seen in a long time because there's so much star power, especially with this rookie class coming in. I think viewership numbers are going to be insane. And I just want the fever to win. Hell yeah, bro.

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And the competition has gotten bigger and better than ever. Like you see with the Valkyries, salute the Golden State, Valkyries, welcome to the league next year expansion team. But it's so much talent that that's the result. It's so many great players out here that's not on the roster and it's shining through because, bro, top to bottom, the sun are, they're not even talked about as one of the top contenders of the championship this year. But you see top to bottom, the sun are, they're not even talked about as one of the top contenders of the championship this year. But you see top to bottom, Dijunay, excuse me, pardon me, three Junae Carrington with the defense on Caitlin last night, locked down.

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Like, oh my goodness, like, I think that every team in the W this year, dog, can put their hat in the ring for no, no, no, competition. Like the New York Knicks are doing in the NBA ORG, every team in the WMBA is scrappy right now.

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So, Juju, obviously the Aces are the favorite to three Pete this year, win the title. Who do you think their biggest competition is?

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I think their biggest competition is themselves, for real. Like they came out last night, put foot in the ass first early in that game. But then as the game go by, they get more comfortable. Then the sun came back. Salute the Diana Tarasi PERSON turning back the clock. Like, oh my goodness.Like that Sun's team, I mean, that Mercury ORG team, excuse me, pardon me. They are, I think that they're scary because they got Natasha Clive and they got old girl Claire Copper from Chicago. They got a team full of slasher. So I don't think that they even have a big man or the type of team that could give the Aces ORG a run or a goal of problem.But like you said, a testament to the scrappiness. They gave them girls a run. So I think that the Vegas Aces ORG biggest competition is themselves.

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No, I had the exact same takeaway because I was so excited watching that game when it was a blowout in the first half because I was like, I'm going to get to see Kate Martin PERSON. Yes, like this is themselves. No, I had the exact same takeaway because I was so excited watching that game when it was a blowout in the first half because I was like, I'm going to get to see Kate Martin. Yes, like this is awesome. Then we didn't get to see Kate Martin PERSON. That's okay. Her time will come.

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When you're looking at this rookie class, obviously Caitlin PERSON is kind of the name that we're all focusing on just with all the hype that's come into this season. What did you think of her opener last night?

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I mean, I'll give her a B. I mean, because like, look, she's a rookie.

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That's fair. I give her a B. And the B becomes because of the turnovers. We can't have 10 turnovers no matter who you are. But like you said, I know about Dijunay PERSON. I know about the competition level. Like no one says she's going to come in here and dominate. We say she's going to come in here and do do her thing so as for a rookie on that stage you know everybody in that arena is here to see you you know every all the hopes and dreams are on your base like lebron we haven't seen this type of expectation since lebron and for her to still come in drop a dog like she she dropped the door now no let's not do that that. And she had a 41% usage rate last night, which is the same as she had in Iowa. So I think that I give her a B for last night.

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Jujie PERSON, you're a very, you're a very kind grader, an easy grader, a B. She didn't grab a single rebound. Her team lost by 21 points. It was her debut. I don't know how to handle this, because I don't want to criticize Caitlin Clark. But you do, though, if an NBA player had this much buildup and in his first game lost by 21, no rebounds, all the turnovers, the fouls, I'd be crushing them today. So Lucy PERSON says I have to wait five games. New job. She was trying to do too much, trying to show off, probably a little bit nervous. Is that fair? Five games before I can start criticizing Caitlin Clark. I gave her a C, by the way. I mean, you got like you gave her F minus. That's one letter

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grade. You gave her C. You gave her 79. I gave her 80. Like, that's all that happened.

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I think that, look, brother, I forget five games, brother. Have you with criticize right now if you

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want to, but just know that you're doing all this on wax. And whenever she climbed that mountain top

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and slay the dragon, you're going to beat on wax saying what you said. So you can, I don't get your five games. Go ahead just know that you're doing all this on wax. And whenever she climbed that mountaintop and Slay the Dragon, you're going to be the own wax saying what you

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said. So you can, I don't get your five games. Go ahead. Say what you got to say. I believe in her.

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I already said it, but I'm willing to wait five games before I really go in on it. That's all I'm saying.

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Like, you know? It's all good. Look, as long as we getting talking heads and our big brothers

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like you talking about it, we're already having a good start.

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Juju, what's going on with Jordan Canada PERSON?

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Is she fine or not?

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Like, because she has a little O next to her name of my fantasy team.

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And it says if she's out.

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She missed preseason games that I have no idea if she's playing in the regular season.

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Come on, man, Neighborhood Canada ORG, salute the L.A.

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Y'all already know what's going on. But she, I see her running around the gym.

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Like, I'm not saying she's healthy, but I seen her doing drills running around the gym

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up and down the court.

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And that was as recent as Saturday.

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So, I mean, I'm putting her into starting.

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Wow. Yeah. Right.

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Like Dijun PERSON, they had an owe on her name. A lot of players got owes on their name right now. But that's just because, and like we say, we got to hold them accountable. ESPN, be as efficient with these WNBA ORG rankings and nights and totals as you are with the NFL ORG.Let's update these injury reports. Let's make sure we know what's going on because we're enthused about the fantasy season. Don't do us like that.

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Juju, two assists short of your parley. I took it last night.

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Oh, my God. It was crushing. We were crushing. Bro, sloop doggie dog, man. Salute to sloop doggy dog, dog, Van de Sluke from the New York GPE. It wasn't even on her, bro.It was because she was passionate to Sabrina PERSON, and Sabrina PERSON didn't have that wet shooting night like she was posed to. But excuses are like buttholes. We all got one.

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So I lost the parlay look yesterday, and I'm accountable. All right. Talking women's basketball, but going to the college game a little bit, I haven't been on the show since Lisa Bluter PERSON announced her retirement I am so so sad I was devastated excited for Jan Jensen PERSON she's going to be amazing she's the perfect head coachJuju what was your reaction when you saw Lisa PERSON stepping down after back-to-back national championship title game appearances

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we didn't win that that is quite the way to present that

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back to back.

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Are you talking back national title game?

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Are you saying Caitlin PERSON left so she left?

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That's it?

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No, that's absolutely not what happened.

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Lisa's been there for 24 years.

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That's pretty much an entire lucy.

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That's a long time.

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And then she left right when she left when Caitlin PERSON left.

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I mean, look, we all get on time Brady for not leaving when he climbed the mountaintop.

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So shoot, I feel like she understands.

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Lisa doesn't went to back-to-bat championships in Iowa GPE.

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Like, how in the hell?

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Caitlin PERSON did that.

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I mean, nah, that's a teamwork. When you got your lacrosse trophies for being the coach of the champion team,

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did you help out at all or was it just all the players? It was all the players. I didn't do anything.

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I got to be honest with it.

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I just rolled the ball out. I mean, that's what I did. We were stacked,

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jujia. Well, Lisa PERSON was a little bit more involved than you were, I'd say, because she had to

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understand, like, Hannah Stelke PERSON, like, it's, it's the, they have so many things that go into a season and confidence getting, like, up and down that roster. Gabby PERSON, I think that she instilled the confidence required that all of them could make it not just Caitlin PERSON excuse me pardon me thank you but yes I think it's

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it's a she deserves all the we're supposed to put her wrongs we're supposed to lead some of

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these shows with blue to retiring like the same way we do thank you vander vandervere PERSON like we

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don't give her enough attention when she retired Stanford for all these years but these

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goats are retiring in our faces. And we're like, ah, what's next? Like, nah, bro, that's a legend, sis.

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No, I 100% agree. I'm curious. I hope to hear from Lisa soon in the next few days. I wonder how much of a factor like NIL and sort of this new recruiting age, and especially women's college basketball, which is quickly eclipsing the men's played a part in her decision.

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Like you drove, Sabin from the game. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's harder now. You have to do double the recruiting. Like, Iowa was active in the transfer portal and bringing Lucy Olson PERSON in. Like, there's so much more that goes with it.So I'm curious if that played a factor in it or not. But let me tell you, Jan Jensen PERSON, that woman is going to lead us back to the national title game and we'll win it this time. Not this year. Not this year. Not this year.

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When Addie D. Gets to Iowa City GPE. You feel me? And underrated, like, shoot, Lisa PERSON might want to get her gruel back. She might want to go vacation. Man, it's time for Lisa PERSON to let her head down and enjoy her the fruits of her labor.You feel me? But before we get out of here, last night also, Lofizi, Nefisa Collier PERSON, and them girls, they took down the storm. Now, the storm got Nekka PERSON, they got my girl, I can't think of the cameras and lights.

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She knows what I call her.

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Scholar Diggins-Smith.

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They got a great roster over there as well as Jewel, Nekagumigwey, and Ezi PERSON. I think that the expectation of the lights are bright for Citiato ORG right now. And I think that the likes are very low for the Minnesota ORG links right now. And they can sneak in and take some of this shine away late season. Look out for the links.

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Juju, we're two wins away here from Nick Celtics ORG. I mean, I feel like if you asked Dan for game three courtside seats of the mecca for that series, Dan PERSON will get it done for you. He won't get it done for me. And don't tell him I'm coming with you, but I feel like if you ask him, he will get it done.What do you think? Hey, I'm on it. I'm gonna ask his ass. Okay, but again, reminder, don't tell him I'm coming with you, okay? Right, right.

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Because then he won't get it done. I'm terrified for myself just right now.

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The way the Knicks ORG I'm playing, what? The way the Knicks ORG I'm playing, we? The way the Knicks I'm playing. We're not, bro, we're not going through these same tests that they are. And we are playing soft as hell. And I, look, man, I'm worried.

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Juju's been saying it all year. He really has. Everyone's been praising the Celtics and Juju PERSON's, like, been worried.

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They've been the best team, the most dominating team in the NBA, the entire season. They're up 3-1 right now.

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What are you worried about? A lot of blowouts.

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Right, by the hair of their chin-y-chin.

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Choo-Jin'Nix have three and a half players.

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I mean, and they all got hard. And they all to drive you, they all will take you to the rack right now.

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The Celtics ORG players, they will all shoot a half-court shot in rhythm. That's all they got.

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All right, love you, buddy. See you game three

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courts out, okay? Yes, sir.

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All right.

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Don Lebertard. You got to know, I'm a big Colombo PERSON guy. Salute to that boy. Okay, I don't think that's proof.

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I don't think that's proof.

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I think that could be a lie. I don't think that's a lie.

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I don't think that is evidence. Salute to that boy. It suggests camouflage.

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It suggests that Jujud PERSON has no idea what we're talking about.

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And now it's just Googling it.

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Stugats. I'm not Googling it. My grandmama stayed in the country. I watched the Braves ORG.

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I watch Colombo. I watch Mattlock. I watch Andy Griffin PERSON.

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You said, but you go to the pin of the box. Damn. You tell him, Juj PERSON.

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Probably a liar. You tell him, Juju PERSON.

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Back to you, Stu PERSON.

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This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugat PERSON.

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Here's a start of the day from that big man, Nicola PERSON. Godlike skills put on display. But we're feeling so Plaza Setting records all the time We've become soindifferent We're all bored What the hay Yokin' stat of the day.

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Nicola Jokic has more playoff assists than Shaq, Paul Pierce, Mike Conley, Joe Dumars, Alan Iverson, Kyrie Irving, and Damien Lowe PERSON.

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How about that? Big game, Dame PERSON.

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As I'm listening to that, I legitimately don't know the answer to the question I'm about to ask, which is, is Yokic a scorer first?

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I legitimately don't know the answer to that.

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He had 13 assists last night, no turnovers. God PERSON bless would I want that from my point guard? He is unlike anyone I've ever

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seen that size. Obviously, he's a three-time MVP, but the casual excellence of doing that to the

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four-time defensive player of the year,

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I in sports Stugats PERSON love when the best at.

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This goes at the best at that, whether it's mixed martial arts or anything. I love watching the arts mix. So one of my favorite things is basketball. Okay, top of the key, let's go. It's Jordan and Iverson PERSON. It's the top of the sport.They're guarding each other. What's going to happen? Top of the key, end of the. It's Jordan and Iverson PERSON. It's the top of the sport. They're guarding each other. What's going to happen? Top of the key. End of the game. Those shots are hard to get at the end of the game. Show me the best against the best. And watch everyone on the court who is next to them become spectators just like you. Last night, Denver's up by 11. Top of the key. And Harlan PERSON knows what he's watching. Harlan understands the history of whatlan knows what he's watching Harlan understands the history

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of what it is that he's watching

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And he says to you

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Just like that

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Yokic PERSON dancing with Gobert And what I'm seeing when he says The word Gobert PERSON is yes These are two bears dancing When he says go bear And I'm like Yokic PERSON what are you going to do?Go, bear. Go do what bears do, because you're a trained polar bear. And I'm watching you against the four-time defensive player of the year, and you hit the three-pointer in his face, and you're so casual about it. You don't roar at the crowd. You don't flex.It doesn't seem like anything other than the thing you do, like a metronome, just jogging up and down on the court,

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waiting for all of it to end so you can go be with your horses. Like just hoping it all can end, and the defensive player of the year is on you, and he can do nothing,

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and you've taken Minnesota's greatest strength, Stugat PERSON's. Because I know we talk about Anthony Edwards. He was on their team last year.

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He was great last year. In Gobert, the defensive player of the year four times who's not being played off the court, they have the number one defensive efficiency in the league at the rim. But what happens if you've got a polar bear who takes that out of the rim? What are you going to do when Gobert PERSON can't be Gobert out there? Because the polar bear is going to make a three in his face.And Harlan PERSON's going to shout, framing it. It's a masterpiece. Because it's the best the sport can offer.

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Like you can tell me all you want about Jordan PERSON? Right.

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The offensive efficiencies of the game today make it so goddamn hard, 13 assists, zero

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turnovers from that position when they got the defensive player of the year, the sixth man of the year, when they are a swarming defense and they've got a giant rim protector who can't protect the rim from that guy who goes eight for nine on him.

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You want to know how incredible of a playmaker, Yokic PERSON is. He had 13 assists and no turnovers in a playoff game last night. Tony Parker only ever had 13 assists in a

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playoff game three times. And he never did it without a turnover. A point guard. A point guard.

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Yokic is seven feet. Right. And scored 40. He is entering, Dan PERSON, he's about to, if he can pull this

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off and win a championship. He is entering a rare category of guys at NBA ORG history that have multiple titles and multiple MVPs. Like, it's the best of the best. It's Duncan PERSON. It's Jordan PERSON. It's Magic PERSON.It's Bird PERSON. It's Russell PERSON. It's Wilt PERSON. It's LeBron PERSON. That's who it is.

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You're not going to be able to explain this to your kids now, never mind in the future. Like, it's not, I'm not telling you 20 years from now. You're not going to be able to explain it. I'm telling you, go ahead, go into your kid's bedroom right now and try to explain it. Because you're not going to be able to.

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That'd be an odd thing to try and do, right? Like knock on your kid's door. Hey, want to sit down with you? Maybe I'll do it tonight.

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I'll do it with my 6 year old tonight and I'll record it.

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They're wondering, like, is this the talk?

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And it's not.

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Explain to them. I want to tell you about what unprecedented greatness we're witnessing. like, is this the talk? And it's not. Explain to them.

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I want to tell you about what unprecedented greatness we're witnessing.

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Listen, kid, I understand.

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You live in a time. Skip Bayless chases LeBron 20 years with a pitch for.

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Put your tablet down for a second. I got to talk to us.

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I got to talk to you. Let me explain to you what this person who was drafted 42nd in the draft is doing to this sport and us dumb-ass media members are so unfamiliar with this kind ofexcellence that as soon as he goes down 02 we're like yeah it's over it's over I want the group to explain something to me please Draymond Green PERSON says this now of Minnesota ORG their body language is badCarl Anthony Towns PERSON walks off the court he's down 3-2 Draymond Green says this now of Minnesota. Their body language is bad. Carl Anthony Towns walks off the court. He's down three, two. Draymond Green PERSON says, it's over. Why do we need to do that? Why the need to do that? Please explain it to me.He's paid to give his opinion. His opinion is the series is over. I know, but why the need to, I'm not saying, I'm not saying his need to give that opinion.

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Of course, Draymond PERSON wants to be provocative. I'm saying all of you listening to me,

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why do you need to proclaim a series over before it actually is? You want to be right. It's fun. You want to be right, but you're taking the favorites position. Saying it's not over is the actual unpredictable opinion. Saying that Minnesota ORG was going to win that series when it was up to O,everybody was doing that. And I'm asking you, why?

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Why?

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It's fun.

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It's fun. It's easy.

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You should try it.

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Wee.

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I mean, I didn't hear you saying Denver ORG was going to win the series.

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I didn't know who was going to win the series.

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I like to watch it.

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You thought it was over.

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I would like to watch it play out.

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Are there any series going on right now that you would like to proclaim over?

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Yeah, try it.

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Dan, Celtics are up three one.

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Come on.

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Panthers ORG.

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Is it over?

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I know you love game sevens, but over?

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I mean, that one's over.

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There you go.

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Thank you.

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See?

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Come on that one.

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Felt good?

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Felt good. Felt good?

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Feel as good as I do, huh? Try again. Nick Spacers PERSON?

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Nick Spacers? PERSON Well, why would that one be over?

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But I don't think it's over.

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No, it's not over. It's over. It's over. The Pacers ORG are going to win it.

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Oh, wow. What?

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Outie listeners, it's Mike, and you know, a lot has changed over the years.

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Just look at sports.

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There's instant replay, a three-point line.

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There were shifts, and then not shifts.

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But one thing that hasn't changed over the course of all those things I just mentioned,

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the great taste of Miller Light.

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That's right.

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It's so good.

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And it's also less filling. So what's the best thing about Miller Light, the original light beer? Well, Miller Light sparked this debate way back in 1975. We still haven't settled it.

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Be like me. I don't pick one. I like it because it's both. Miller Light keeps it simple.

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Undebatable quality. Great taste. Only 96 calories. It's a beer that strips away everything that

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you don't need and holds on to what matters most. You don't have to choose what's best. Be like me.

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