Full Show Podcast for May 10, 2024

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It's the Bob PERSON and Tom show. The steam begins to rise, It slowly effervesces.

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Leaves are crinkling under sweet caresses.

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I cherish this moment of natural bliss.

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Nothing's missing.

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When I'm pissing outside,

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pissing outside. Pissing outside. You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside.

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Pissing outside.

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Come on America GPE.

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Pissing outside.

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You don't know what you're missing Until you start pissing outside

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There you go

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You know a rock A bush

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A shrubbery, a tree You can go Anywhere you please There's so many things That you can christen So make it like your missionAnd just start

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Pissing outside, pissing outside.

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You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside. You know my favorite place is in the virgin snow

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You find a fresh canvas and let it flow Sign your name and watch it glisten Unless you're in Alaska Then your task is to go faster Because it freezes and you have to walk backwards While you're pissing outsidePissing outside pissing outside

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you don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside

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pissing outside

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you don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside.

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Because the grass is always greener when you water with your weener outside.

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Tom PERSON probably just did that moments ago, I'm guessing.

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Yes or no?

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Not yet.

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Not yet. You're planning on it, though.

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Oh, yeah.

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He looks forward to it every morning.

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Oh, it's the only way to go.

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It's the Bob PERSON and Tom show. Christy Lee at the Silak News ORG desk.

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When's the last time you peed outside, Christy PERSON? Go. Oh, gosh.

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I don't know if I've ever done that uh i might have been

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drunk once and done it but thank you i don't know about the drunk at least we have that's part

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no no she means that's like i was drunk once no it's just lasted for 58 years

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hi pat godwin hey chick mcgay there Josh Arnold. Hello. Acey Cosby PERSON's here.

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I'm Chick-McGee, and here's Tom PERSON.

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Hey, what's that shirt, Ace PERSON?

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What is it saying?

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Birmingham Stallions ORG.

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Birmingham Stallions ORG.

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Might as well be a little league.

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Is this the Super Bowl EVENT of that?

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What is the league now?

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The UFS. UFL ORG.

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UFL ORG.

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Sorry, I can't.

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They pick on St. Louis tomorrow afternoon.

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Is that their Super Bowl EVENT?

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No.

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No. Where are we in the season of that league? Week 7 of 10. Okay. Okay, good. Is that their Super Bowl? No. No. Where are we in the season of that league?

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Week 7 of 10 DATE.

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Okay.

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Okay, good. Is that the team you root for? Yeah. I'd as well be a bunch of guys playing softball somewhere.

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We're running champions.

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You did not start radio on Bob and Tom PERSON.

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Careless.

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You worked your way up.

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Careless.

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Or down, depending on your perception.

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It'll be interesting to see.

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Hope so all those guys make it to the bigs.

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I think 86 players made into NFL camps last year.

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Camps!

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Camps is the key word in that sentence.

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I love camps.

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Speaking of camps.

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I'm going to go to camp this year.

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Did I tell you that?

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No.

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Watch this.

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Okay.

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Speaking of camps.

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Yeah.

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Our guest today is going to be Dave Kekner PERSON.

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And Dave is in a great movie called A Week Away WORK_OF_ART about summer camps that my girls watch constantly.

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Oh, really?

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Oh, it's great movie.

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They love summer camp.

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They're getting ready to go to summer camp.

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How many?

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Half thousand?

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One overnight one and then a couple of other like three or four local ones for various purposes.

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I never attended a summer camp, Christy PERSON.

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I went once.

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Hated it. Joshua PERSON, did you ever

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attend to summer camp? Every summer, a four-day church camp. And it was sleepaway camp? Yeah. Did it stick,

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by the way? Yeah. Oh, really? Uh-huh. Okay, good. Yeah. You know, the old golden rule, stuff like that. No, he's

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doing his Vesperers in that little office of his. I went to Catholic camp, C-Y-O camp, overnight fifth grade. Anybody get to see Euro? No, I was in fifth grade.

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Oh, sorry. Fifth grade, sorry.

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It was a big deal. I thought it was band camp. You know, you get to see the old trombone.

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Camp Rancho formosa ORG. Stop.

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Rancho formasso, nasty cheese.

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Rancho formaso FAC, that was the name of the camp.

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Pat Godd PERSON, when you striped piece the kind of guy that didn't go to camp.

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Did not go.

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Of course.

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My ace.

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Didn't even go to band camp?

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Now, you would be the one I would think that would go to band camp.

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Me?

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I didn't want to.

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No.

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You went to camp?

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A week?

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A week?

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You slept away for a week?

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Did you get like canoeing and swimming and archery and sailing?

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I have very little memory of it.

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Must have been.

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I did all that.

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Made God's eyes.

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Just sleeping in the cabin.

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That was about it.

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No air conditioning, bugs everywhere.

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It was great.

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It was great.

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It was fun, yeah.

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No phones.

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It was great.

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Your parents weren't around.

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No motorcars?

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Not a single luxury.

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Five days without a TV?

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Yeah, for a ace, geez.

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Don't even joke about something like that.

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Well, Dave Kechter PERSON will be our guest, a very fine comedian.

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Saw him last night. He was very funny.

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Okay, good. Also, we're to talk with Bert Kreischer today.

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And with Bert PERSON, you never know what's going on.

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Bertie Boy! PERSON Something will involve taking off his shirt. I know that.

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Birdie boy shows up at the Tom Brady roast. He and Tom Sigura PERSON did a team thing.

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All right.

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Also last weekend he had his own 5K with jelly roll.

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He walked it.

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He walked it?

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Hey, don't judge.

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Well, I saw it to be with it.

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You know something?

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He said he ran it.

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Didn't they get rid of the fake walking thing in the Olympics EVENT?

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I think so.

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The walk run thing.

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What do they call that? Race walking, wasn't it? Race walking? Is that what it was? I think so. The walk run thing. What do they call that?

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Race walking, wasn't it? Race walking? Is that what it was?

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I think it's mocking the crippled,

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frankly. Trotting. Oh my God.

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I think saying cripples mocking something.

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I'm not sure what. We'll get back to it.

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I'm sure we'll hear about what it was.

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I don't think you're supposed to say that.

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It looks like someone's had their ass somehow fused to their spine.

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Do you think that weird walk? Okay. I don't think that. It looks like someone's had their ass somehow fused to their spine. Do you think that weird walk?

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I don't think that's an Olympic event anymore.

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I'll have to check that.

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All I know is that the flame, the Olympic flame.

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It's haunting me.

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I've made fun of this and I can't turn my TV on without coming up, more covers of that Olympic

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flame that's coming across Marseille.

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They're going to run at thousands of miles through France GPE. It's fantastic.

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Yeah, but it's already there. But it's about the... See, it makes sense if it's still on the

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way somewhere. It's the buildup to the Olympics EVENT. It's great. I want a straight line. I don't

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want them going up here and over here into the Alps and wherever the hell they're going.

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See, life's about the journey, chick.

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Stephen Tyler PERSON told us that.

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There you go.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Who would know more than Stephen Tyler PERSON.

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Hey, if you're like me, you're going to be surprised as hell to hear what I'm just going

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to tell you.

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Are you ready?

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The Cleveland Cavaliers beat the Celtics ass last night in Boston GPE, believe it or not,

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1194 Cleveland GPE wins.

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Evens that series at a game of peace.

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We'll have more coming up.

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And in Oklahoma City, the Mavericks come back and win last night.

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119, 110, evening that series at a win a piece.

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I suppose they ever used the thing, the phrase, the Mavericks ORG Garner a win.

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A little tip of the hat to the great James Garner who starred in Maverick PERSON.

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Would you be surprised if I told you that with the exception of you, you're the only one who gets that reference?

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I'm just saying, you think they ever do that?

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No.

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I would say nine out of ten people.

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I'm going to say ten out of ten.

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Has no idea that James Garner played a character called Maverick PERSON.

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They haven't lived.

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Other than the movie, and that was 50 years ago now.

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The movie with Mel Gibson PERSON.

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Yeah, when we were in school, we used to call it Maverdick PERSON.

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We thought that was hilarious for some reason.

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Wait a minute. Hold it.

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That is hilarious.

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Hey, man, did you see Maverdick last night?

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And Luke, Luke, I said, I love James Garner PERSON.

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Race fan.

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Do you ever see the Rockford Files WORK_OF_ART?

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Come on.

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Well, that's a different show.

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Back to you.

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We're spending our morning talking about James Garner PERSON.

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It's already happened.

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Am I alone on this hill fighting him?

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Can you guys pick up a gun at least?

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Can somebody help me?

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We have that great song.

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James Garner PERSON, won't you save me?

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That great song.

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It's one of ours, you lunatic.

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That's a classic.

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Anyway, the Mavericks won last night, but Luca Dachik PERSON, he heard his arm.

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He heard both of his knees.

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He had blood on his knee.

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And here he was after the game last night.

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It was one of the hardest game I had to play.

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Yeah.

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It was one of the hottest games I had to play. I. It's one of the hottest games I had to play.

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I have a question for you.

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Yeah.

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NBA ORG, they make a little money, don't they?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I don't know why I can't hear the audio from the NBA ORG.

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That's the second day in a row.

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The NBA ORG audio is sucked as.

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Maybe afford a PA, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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And for the guys making a million dollars a night, maybe they could, I don't know,

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speak up and enjoy a little bit.

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The big news from last night is someone was having sex during Luca

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Donchik's press conference. You can hear them in the background. There's a woman it a little bit. The big news from last night is someone was having sex during Luca Donchik's PERSON press conference.

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You can hear them in the background.

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There's a woman.

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There's a woman having a great time.

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Yeah.

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We're going to have that coming in.

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What?

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We'll have it for you.

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Interesting.

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Yeah.

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He's talking.

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That is maver dick.

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Is any of this making sense to anyone?

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Except him.

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Tom PERSON.

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You know, Luca PERSON?

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I love you.

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He can fall back on that pizza money. Huh?

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And Caitlin Clark last night in Indianapolis GPE,

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as the fever took on the Atlanta Dream and the fever win,

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8380. And let me tell you something. I was watching Caitlin Clark PERSON. I was watching the preseason. That's right. I have the WNBA ORG app. I got the package. I'm, I'm down the road.

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All right. I love it. And they're also going to have planes this season, Private Jazz PRODUCT. As soon as they

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get the planes, Kathy Inglebert Humperdink, the commissioner made that announcement yesterday.

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Wow. But she's a basketball player. There were four Atlanta Dream ORG surrounds her to guard her.

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She blows right by him for the layup and gets the foul.

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I think the WNBA ORG is in for an awakening as far as somebody coming in to play basketball.

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That's all I'm going to say.

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She did very well.

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Her premiere is going to be on Disney Plus ORG. Oh, that's cool.

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The premiere, I say, but the...

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Opening. Yeah, yeah.

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Chris Lee PERSON, what am I holding up? What's this?

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It's a $5 bill.

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Would you like this?

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What do I have to do to earn five bucks?

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Answer this trivia question.

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Correctly? Or just answer it? Oh, correctly.

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That's fair?

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Okay. I acknowledge that.

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That is important. I should have acknowledge that. That is important.

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I should have stated that. I can answer it.

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Can you tell, Christy Lee PERSON, not anybody else?

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All right.

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Can you tell me Maverick's first name?

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James Garner?

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I don't know why I know, but it's the actor.

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Okay.

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This $5 bill is also offered to Ace Cosby PERSON.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute. So Maverick PERSON is his last name?

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Yes.

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Yeah. And I think there were, weren't their three brothers or cousins? I can't remember.

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On Maverick PERSON. Ace PERSON, do you remember?

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I do not. I know the show, of course.

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I don't even know the show.

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And I'm not sure.

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Maverick or Western ORG?

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You know, so, yeah.

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The best part of this is I'm not sure either.

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I think it was Brett PERSON.

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I think it was Brett PERSON.

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Yeah.

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Brett Maverick. Brett Maverick.

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Or as we called him, did I mention this?

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Maverdick PERSON?

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Did I mention that?

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Okay, sorry.

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Well, now it's funny.

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Guess what?

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I get to keep this $5 bill.

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Good for you.

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I've never in my life seen an episode of Maverick PERSON.

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Well, but what about Nichols PERSON?

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Remember Nichols PERSON?

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No.

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On NBC ORG, it was a lesser.

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It was a lesser Maverick PERSON.

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Oh, yeah.

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I remember him in the Rockford Files WORK_OF_ART.

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Yeah.

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See, that's the thing. Rockford Fowles was great. yeah. I remember him in the Rockford Fowler WORK_OF_ART. Yeah, see, that's the thing.

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Rockford Fowles PERSON was great.

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Yeah.

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And we recently saw the Rockford Files referenced by the former coach of the University of Michigan ORG.

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No, the coach of the Los Angeles Chargers ORG is what you mean to say.

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Yeah, but when he moved to.

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Go ahead.

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No, I know.

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He's living in an RV down by the ocean.

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Down by the ocean.

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That was part of the thing of Rockford Files WORK_OF_ART.

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Okay, so sorry.

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What's going on over your side of the road?

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I'm going to tell you about Raycon Everyday earbuds, and they've just launched new news. These are great.

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I have the lilac.

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It matches my phone. They're so pretty. That says happy Mother's Day. The lilac every day

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And right now we have a deal for you, of course. Go to buy raycon.com slash tom. Today, get 20% off your Raycon ORG order plus free shipping. That's exactly correct. Get 20% off and free shipping at buyraycon.com slash Tom PERSON. That's buyraycon.com ORG slash Tom. Jesus. What the? Mother of God.

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Are you trying to make us all, death? I don't know if you've noticed this or not.

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What's that?

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But in my opinion, Josh PERSON has pretty much given up just because of your behavior.

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By the way, that's in Q too.

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I'm sorry.

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You know what this is?

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I'm assuming it's the Maverick PERSON theme.

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Nope, it's Rock for Files WORK_OF_ART.

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There you go.

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You would have won the five bucks.

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Stop Maverdick PERSON?

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No, it was going to be a bonus question for the five bucks. I need a song, maverdick, maverdick.

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Coming up, a lot of cool stuff going on in the world today. And real quick, Christy PERSON, do you know

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what this word means? Plunker. Plunker? Plunker? It's a game on prices right. Close enough. That's Plinkgo ORG. That's plinkgo. We're going to find out what plonker plonker plonker it's a game on prices right close enough that's

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plenty up the five dollars we're gonna find out what plonker means not to mention

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pratt and pillock PERSON all coming out of the room you go man I really had a big plonker

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in there that's all that is that would be very good but that's not the answer

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Just Capital. Welcome back to the Obama and Tom PERSON show.

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Hello, hello.

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Hi.

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Tom PERSON has a look about him. Like, uh, was it something amazing happened at the break room.

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Is that correct? You ever hear those stories about some guys playing golf by himself and gets a hole in one? Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Lies? Yeah, yeah. See, that's the problem. Okay.

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Because something just happened to me and there was no one there to witness it and, oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Lies? Yeah, yeah. See, that's the problem. Okay. Because something just happened to me, and there was no one there to witness it.

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Oh. And you said it was hilarious. I couldn't believe it. Well, we'll believe. We'll believe.

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Okay, so the setup is we have this shelf. We're ready to believe you. We have the shelf system,

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and there's like a basket hanging, a very slender basket hanging on the right of the shelf.

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And in that are cups, these cups right here.

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So, and it's right by the curing thing that I use.

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I have sort of a separate one.

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Yeah, it's sort of a separate one.

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He has his own character.

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There were complaints about my problem.

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Anyway, in any event.

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Someone made a mess.

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So I grab a cup and I drop it.

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Okay.

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And I do one of those things where when you drop something, you reach down and kind of whack it.

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Yeah.

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You know, trying to, oh, wait a minute.

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And I hit it.

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And it goes flying up, spins around and lands back in the cup thing right in the cups.

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Nice.

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I couldn't do that again. I could do that for the rest of the day and never be able to reproduce it.

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It didn't just, I mean, because I was going to, wait a minute, I whack it, maybe I can catch it, and it goes up, spins around, and lands in the basket,

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which is hard enough inside the other cups.

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Yeah, that's awesome.

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Could never reproduce that.

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But no one was there to witness.

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I love when stuff like that happened. Did you look around hoping someone was behind you?

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Did you see what just happened? Yeah. Amazing. Yeah. I mean, that would just ever, stuff like that just ever happens.

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There was no one there to witness it.

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So anyway, so sorry.

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We have a chick McGee PERSON over there.

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Well, you know what time it is?

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It's time to review what we learned yesterday's show.

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That's great, actually.

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Tom yesterday announced, and he said this

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before, but he's very proud of it, and he

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really won't stop talking about it. He saw Duke Ellington one time in an airport. You brought it up. How did I bring it up?

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You denied it? You know what? I think I think I did bring it up now that you mention it.

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Yeah, no, I mean, I was walking. Because Duke PERSON was wearing a jacket, much like a general

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returning from the front. He was wearing a beautiful overcoat. I remember he was incredibly well-groomed.

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Like a camel hair, $5,000. Yeah. And I think, you know, something, if memorycoat. I remember he was incredibly well-groomed. Like a camel hair $5,000.

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Yeah.

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And I think, you know, something, if memory serves, I believe it was camel hair.

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I bet it was.

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And the next time I saw someone do that, it was Bruce Dern in the movie The King of Marvin Gardens WORK_OF_ART. Hmm. That may be the most.

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I'm wearing the overcoat without your arms in the sleeves.

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And it looks like, but the thing is that it gives that I'm wearing a cape look.

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Yep.

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Sure. Duke Gallant PERSON, and he had this entourage. And I remember, and they were behind him. And it was like, but the thing is that it gives that I'm wearing a cape look. Yep. Sure.

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Duke Ellington PERSON, and he had this entourage, and I remember, and they were behind him, and it was like, it looked like he was in a crisscraft for the beautiful wake.

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Hmm. Must have been pretty exciting.

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I was a kid, but it was like, oh, my God, that's Duke Ellington PERSON.

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Yeah.

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I wouldn't have known Duke Ellington PERSON when I was a kid, would you?

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Oh, when I was a kid, no.

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He was very famous, and obviously the man was a musical genius.

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Well, yes, but... You have to admit that you drawing

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some sort of analogy

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between Nassine Duke Ellington

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and Chris Craft isn't normal. You have to realize it.

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I was more proud of the fact that the next time I saw that it was Bruce Dern and the King of Marvin Gardens which is a very obscure movie but certainly worth watching.That's not bad.

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And Jack Dicklson PERSON, remember the name of his talk show in that? I don't. It was called, et cetera. Really?

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Again, I'd like to say hello to the only person if there's anyone out there that recognize that reference.

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Tom pointed out, Billy Idol still has the same look today.

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Blonde, spiky hair.

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Well, it's because Billy Idol, you used the phrase, what was it, California sober? Someone did?

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It was in a story somewhere.

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And that was a headline of a story about Billy Idol PERSON. I happen to enjoy his music. I heard he's a really nice guy. Eyes without a face.

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Yeah, that's a rocker. A white wedding? Come on.

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That's a great riff.

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Nope. Paceers coach Rick Carlyle PERSON ejected from game two

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loss of the Knicks ORG. He got Mouthy with the refs and they gave him the

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old heave hoe. Well, Rick was right. Tom PERSON got a new wallet and he's still

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wallet shopping. He has a new wallet on the way. You know who told me

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about that? I did. Chick McGee PERSON. Who told you to get a new wallet? Me.

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Greg Hahn on the show yesterday went to Florida State. Now he lives in Pompano Beach GPE.

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Yes. You know, somebody, he brings joy to me. I find him as funny as any human being on earth.

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And Greg PERSON has a ham candle in his new apartment. It's shaped like a ham, right? And you can see

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it's a shape like a ham, right?

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It's a shape like a ham.

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Let's give him the plug. He serves a hilarities this weekend in Cleveland GPE.

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And then next weekend at the Comedy Caravan EVENT with Willie G.

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In Louisville GPE, yeah.

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Thank you.

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Al Jackson's quiz yesterday for Tom PERSON.

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Klapped.

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Remember what that meant?

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That was the word Al PERSON gave you.

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Clapped?

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Yeah, and it's not the venereal disease.

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It was destroyed. And then post and ghost.

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No response to, you don't care if you, like,

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but you post something and you don't.

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That's a social media thing.

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I don't participate.

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Right.

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That doesn't help me.

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Christy PERSON said, and she was absolutely correct.

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There were way too many guys on yesterday's show.

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Man, there was a lot of testosterone.

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As Gutter PERSON calls it, a sausage fest.

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Yeah, it's going to be like that again today.

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Sorry, Christi PERSON.

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Coming up today, it'll be

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Rob Mayer, Dave Kector, and Bird Kreischer PERSON.

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Yep, that's a sausage fest, all right.

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Reno yesterday said the blonde on Scooby-Doo WORK_OF_ART was hot,

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and Josh PERSON, you remember how you corrected him?

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Do you mean Fred PERSON?

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He's the only blonde on Scooby-Doo WORK_OF_ART.

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He had red hair.

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What a great moment.

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And it really crushed Reno PERSON.

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Oh, dear God.

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Tom PERSON, once again, and I don't understand this, hates room service and eating in his bed will never happen.

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He hates all of that.

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I don't know why or what the problem is, but you don't like it.

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Joe DiMaggio PERSON was the king of room service.

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How do you know this stuff?

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Because I read a book about Joe Damage PERSON.

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Interesting guy.

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He probably couldn't go out in public.

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There should be a book called The History of Fame WORK_OF_ART.

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And he was so famous, he couldn't go anywhere.

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You've got to stop reading.

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Out obscuring yourself.

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Sorry.

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No, but I just dislike room service.

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I was in a beautiful hotel in Chicago.

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A couple of weeks ago, I was in a beautiful hotel.

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By the way, tremendous show.

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And, no, you go down to the beautiful restaurant in the hotel.

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You go out and get coffee somewhere.

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Who wants to say crammed up in their room unless there's someone that's famous and they can't get, you know...

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Maybe they're having hot sex and don't want to leave.

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I doubt it.

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What if it's one in the morning and you're hungry?

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Yeah.

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It's one on the morning and you're hungry?

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Okay, maybe, but why are you hungry at one in the morning?

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What kind of nefarious activity would...

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You just got back from Big...

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Berygila PERSON.

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Yeah, and I...

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What he said was Barbiglia PERSON.

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I went to see Berbig's, and then our hotel was 100 yards away from the Chicago Theater FAC, and we just went to the restaurant there. Had a nice snack.

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I hesitate to mention this next item that we learned on yesterday's show,

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but I believe I've checked the rules, and there's no way I can edit or make any changes to the list that I'm given. So here we go. Kelly doesn't care to speak to Tom during daylight hours.

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No, she's not a, that's your significant other.

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Early in the morning when I'm getting up to go into work at 3 a.m.

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Well, of course she doesn't talk to you then, right?

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Sometimes we'll pass like ships in the night.

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She has to go to the bathroom.

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I don't say. Again, with the crisscraft and the ships and to go to the bathroom. I don't say...

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Again, with the crisscraft and the ships in the ocean in the water.

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You don't say anything like, oh, taking an old dump-a-roo, honey?

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Oh, my goodness.

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Leaving a room.

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No, Josh PERSON, but I'll...

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But I will be sure to share that with her.

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The dump-a-roo is a reference to...

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Something cute, something fun for her to enjoy.

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Pat PERSON, do you...

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Pat PERSON?

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Sorry, let me rephrase this.

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I'll, in fact, I'll switch around here.

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Christy PERSON?

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Yes.

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In the early morning hours, do you converse with Andy PERSON, your husband?

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No, I sneak out of there like a ninja.

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Me too.

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Sure, yeah.

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Josh PERSON, in the event that you have a stayover, if you will,

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do you chat with whoever this person might be at 4 in the morning?

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Sure.

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What the hell are you doing here?

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I paid you already.

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Lady?

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Yeah, I'm supposed to be gone.

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I ain't paying you to sleep.

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That's not one of my egos, is it?

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Don't make me knock that out of your hand.

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Ace Cosby's joke yesterday was met with several comments, including I don't understand from someone yesterday, which was interesting.

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I see.

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And today we're going to have Dave Kekner and Bert Kreisler PERSON.

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And Jeff Hoske is going to be on the show today.

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And also, if more things, Bert, go to bert, burt, burt, port.com.

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Okay, now I wanted to mention a couple things. First of all, Mr. Godwin and Mr. Oske, on the road today. And also, if you know, more things, Burt, go to bert, burt, bert, port.com. Okay, now I wanted to mention a couple things. First of all,

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Mr. Godwin and Mr. Oskay PERSON.

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On the road today. And the big gig is at Cacciatore's I'll in New York tomorrow night. Yipper. If you're anywhere near there and miss that, something's wrong with you. It's going to be fun. It's going to be a great

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show. They've got an incredible food.

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And I'll remind to the chef that Patton PERSON won't eat until after he's done. That's correct.

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They're going to have to put it in aluminum foil. Is Cacciatore a dish? Do we know what?

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Chicken Cachetotauri. Chicken.

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It's got chicken and I'm guessing pasta.

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Is that?

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I'm just not exactly sure what Catchettori is.

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It sounds like a word that in the Marx Brothers WORK_OF_ART. It sounds like a word that Chico PRODUCT would use. That's irrelevant.

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That's irrelevant. How did I get in my pajamas? Wait a minute the Chico PRODUCT would use. Cacciatore. That's irrelevant.

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How did I get in my pajamas?

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Wait a minute. You forgot the setup.

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Cacciatore, a meal prepared with onions, herbs, tomatoes, peppers, Italian NORP cuisine, brazed chicken or rabbit. Oh.

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Or lamb.

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I don't eat the rabbit. Capon. And also, obiacho, whatever that is. A, B, A, C-H-I. Pat PERSON, have you warned them that you're vegan now? No, I don't need the rabbit. Capon and also abaccio, whatever that is.

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A, B, B, A, C, H, I.

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Pat PERSON, have you warned them that you're vegan now?

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No, I don't need to do that.

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Oh, so I think you...

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I don't bother people.

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To be polite, you should eat whatever they give you.

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No, I'm not doing that. Oh, come on.

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Give yourself a... What is it called? A break day. There'll be plenty for you to enjoy your salad and...

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Salads and pasta. Great.

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You go to Italian NORP restaurant. I'd like the salad, please, and a rifle. I'll be swallowing both. Every time I got, that's my, my salad is one of my favorite courses in an Italian NORP restaurant. Sure.

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Yeah, but then it's time to eat the good stuff.

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Sure.

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The Gabagool and the.

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Coming from a man who eats salad all the time.

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That's right.

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But I, if I'm going.

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You're tired of it, aren't you?

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No, but if I went to catch a torres, I'd eat whatever the hell of you.

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Amazing food.

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Like a nice lasagna. We missed a couple things yesterday.

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We had the husband that was breastfeeding. Yeah.

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That's disturbing. Yeah. And it made me ill.

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That picture is awful.

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And it was ill ill.

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And I'm up for anything.

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And the headline was something like the woman's breastfeeding your husband and they want to have another kid so she can breastfeed him again.

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And that's not the reason to have a child.

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The reason to have a child, another child, of course, is to save your marriage.

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We all know that.

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Exactly.

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Who wants to take that one?

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Anybody.

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It's very.

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Anybody.

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Show by a show of hands. Okay. Thank you. Too hot to touch.

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Thanks a lot.

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I suggest that if he wants your bodily fluids, try peeing on him. It's a much better idea. Let's see. All right.

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We had the pink dildo assault.

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Can't forget about that.

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Oh, who got hit with a pink dildo?

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A lady in the face by her awful boyfriend.

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Cops came in and he'll be getting.

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Yeah, that guy sounded like a scum.

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Yeah, he'll be.

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It won't be a dildo.

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He'll be meeting in prison.

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We had the giant radio flyer yesterday.

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Yeah, we did.

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It's for sale.

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If you'd like to buy a huge wagon that's actually street legal. Any takers on that?

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Do you have to get strapped in or can you have the kids just sit around like you would on a wagon?

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Coming up, we have a fascinating story about new cars.

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Yeah. Are they shaped like radio flyers?

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No, they're shaped like real cars, but there's something interesting about it.

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And I think my favorite story yesterday was the alligator in the Starbucks ORG drive-thru.

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He's down the road, man.

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I mean, was he there for like a venti, like a cold brew? What was he having?

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85 cake pops, please.

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Thank you.

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Shape like an old lady.

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He was the Northport Fire Rescue Squad in Florida GPE had to get rid of that gator.

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Yeah.

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Do you think they have the pastries that the gator bakery are shaped like people?

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They are, yeah. Little dogs. I see theries at the Gator Bakery ORG are shaped like people? They are, yeah.

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Little dogs.

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I see the guy at the bakery, hands on the case looking out.

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It's an alligator.

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Can I help you?

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We got some new grandmas in.

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You never see the newspaper for, they've probably gone digital.

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Oh, yeah.

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The Gator news.

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The Gator Times ORG.

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The fire department had to move the Gator, but this is what disturbed me about this.

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Here's the exact sentence.

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Northport Fire Rescue ORG crews responded to the coffee shop to safely relocate the gator to a nearby pond.

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Again, wouldn't you want him relocated to a distant pond so he doesn't come back tomorrow for his cappuccino?

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I don't understand that.

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Take him far away.

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And again, I received some hate mail.

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I mentioned that they caught the gator using a cat, that they just rescued from a tree for bait.

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It was a joke.

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They didn't use a little kitty for bait.

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That would be immoral.

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And lastly, we learned about the guy in India who the Indian government

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has this rule that you've got to have a voting booth within a mile and what is it, 1.2 miles of every

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resident. Yeah, so they went out to the forest to get this guy's vote. So this guy lives like in

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tiger country or something and they had to send eight people out there so this one guy could vote.

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He probably came out and said, I just did a write-in for myself.

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Oh, great.

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How do I know who the candidates?

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He's still doing.

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He's still doing the accent.

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I mean, it's fine.

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It's the world's largest democracy. I certainly appreciate that. But I think it's incumbent upon the voter to at least try to accommodate the system

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so they don't have to spend $50,000 so one guy can vote. I'm just saying.

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Maybe invest that money in some flush toilets. How about that? It's the epitome of the, we met well, law, I think.

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Yeah. You can't, let's not lose that, but let's, uh, wouldn't even, the funny is he became, you got to mail it in or something.

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He came on a cell.

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I just voted undecided.

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What?

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Please, please believe me. You have to stop that. Let's help people talk. It's fact. Yes, but you don't talk that way. Well, I know, but I'm trying to do.

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More sports coming up, including the NBA playoffs. Roll on. Cavaliers and Mavs get wins last night.

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And we'll hear from Luca Donchick and one of the reporters having sex.

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The Maverdix ORG? Nope, not the Maverdix.

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Am I the only one that enjoyed that?

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You're the only one for a lot of stuff.

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Well, that's your childhood memory, not ours.

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But I know that you insist that everyone had the same memory, but that's not the case.

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Anyone out there listening, if you have time, please email me that you also called the TV show with James Garner, Maverdick PERSON.

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Thank you.

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Coming up, we're going to learn what the word plonker means.

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And it does sound like something from a game show, Christy PERSON.

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I'll give you that.

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Or a toss pot or tow rag. It's also in the news.

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Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Pat Godwin, Christy Lee. There's Josh Arnold PERSON.

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Ace Cosby and Chick. Hello, Tom PERSON. How's it going over there?

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Good. Should Pat and Osge PERSON get going right now?

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Where are they going? Oh, you mean to New York GPE?

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They're driving to 11 hours.

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They're driving to catch a Tories.

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We have failed to mention news coming up. They can't leave.

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We've got great guests.

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We don't really need them, do we?

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Yes, we do.

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Oh, sorry.

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Pat PERSON, very excited for this show.

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It's going to be great you and Oskia PERSON.

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Catchatari's nearly in New York GPE.

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Anyone who can hear us anywhere near there if you're not going, what's wrong with you? I have a story. What is it?

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Yesterday I came home from work.

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It's work, in quotes.

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Yeah.

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And my husband is standing outside with our friend Mike, our contractor, handyman guy.

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I go, what's going on?

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There's a bird in our house.

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Oh. Well, that's demonic possession.

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I mean, look at the, that's beginning of basic knowledge. So we need to get the bird out of the house. That would make sense to me.

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Grab your tennis racket and go for it.

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Well, I said, did you open all the doors? Well, it's in the kitchen. I go, well, let's take the bird out of the house. That would make sense to me. Grab your tennis racket and go for it? Well, I said, did you open all the doors? Well, it's in the kitchen. I go, well, let's take the screens out of the kitchen windows and shoe it out. Well, by the time I got into the kitchen, it flew into the living room, and we were hoping it, we didn't want it to go upstairs. That was the big deal.So anyway, like a chick story, I tell a story so well. We opened the front door, it flew out. Three hours later, I'm laying on the couch, and I hear this. Another bird in the basement. Stuck. I had to get, this one's sitting in the, like on a shelf in the pantry like a thing,looking at me like, oh, hey, what's going on?

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Oh, you got a hole in your house right

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what the hell where are these birds coming from that are in my basement because there's no window in the basement it's like a it's like an old you know the house is over 80 years old it's like a cellar

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it's like you know dicky PERSON now right don't go down there so where are these birds coming from

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this one i did get to fly out of the window he didn't fly around much but oh you're

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still not sure where they're coming how they're getting in no uh they'll get you at night

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you'll get the old get the old pecker in the face birds attack at night right josh and now they

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get you it's like an alfred hitchcock film like they just kept coming and they peck you in the face

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they don't pack you well they go over the eyes yeah they pick your eyes out yeah stippy hedron

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killed her yeah yeah yeah and her career yeah well i think old alfred They don't back you. Well, they go over the eyes. Yeah, they pick your eyes out. Ask Tippy Hadron PERSON. Killed her.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And her career.

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Well, I think old Alfred PERSON had a few things.

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You don't sleep with me.

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I'll start talking to other directors about hiring you.

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I bet he was a great leg.

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What if they have a nest down there and they have babies or something?

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Now I'm worried.

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Certainly could be.

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Right?

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You can adopt them.

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Yeah, it'll be nice.

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What kind of birds were they?

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Robbins PERSON?

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No, no. Hang on a second. Thanks, Pat PERSON.

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Starlings.

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They're like a green head and a black

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body. Oh, the greenheaded black

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body. Oh, yeah. Very rare.

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Those are poisonous.

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Yes, incredibly poisonous.

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And I believe they have

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jaws. They have razor-like teeth. Do they call poisonous. And I believe they have a jaws.

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They have razor-like teeth.

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Do they call it venom? I forget what the word is.

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I don't know, but it's instantaneous.

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Oh, okay, good, good.

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It paralyzes you, but you can still feel everything they do to you.

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Oh, you can't move.

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It's like curaree.

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The famous curare surgery.

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Ever hear that story?

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And I don't want to.

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NBA last night, Donovan Mitchell scored 29.

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Evan Mobley had 21, 10 boards,

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helped the Cavaliers beat the Celtics ORG.

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You heard me.

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119, I'm sorry, 118-94 at the garden in beautiful Boston GPE.

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So if you'd have told me this, I would have said,

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you're a liar.

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Jason Tatum.

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The Tater PERSON.

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That's right.

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He had 25 points.

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And Luca Donchick in Oklahoma City had 29, 10 boards, 7 assists.

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The Mavericks defeated the Oklahoma City Thunder 119-110 last night to even the Western Conference ORG semi.

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That one's also a game apiece. And at the news conference, after the game, Luca PERSON was discussing some things that happened during the game,

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and well, just listen for yourself, and we'll take questions here in just a moment. Here's Luca PERSON.

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We were open shots of just our sharing the ball and our energy was great. What do you think?

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What's going on in the background there? That's a great question. I think I have a theory.

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Go right ahead, and I know a theory, and I bet it's the same one. Go ahead. Okay, Christy PERSON, I have a theory. Go right ahead and I know I know a theory and I bet

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it's the same one. Go ahead. Okay. Christy

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you have a theory. Yeah, somebody turned their

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phone on and had porn on it or something. I agree

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with you. Nope. Somebody turned their phone

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on and it had porn on it. Yeah.

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Exactly what I... And it was really

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loud. Once again, let's listen. Here's Luca PERSON.

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We were open shots of

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just our sharing the ball and our energy was great.

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What do you think?

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Yeah, I think it's...

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Brutal.

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I think it's someone being stabbed, like in that Ohio GPE player's song.

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Oh.

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Isn't that the Ohio GPE player song where there's someone to the roller coaster?

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Love roller coaster where someone was stabbed in the studio.

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You have got the market cornered on obscure today.

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You are killing it.

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It's really special this morning.

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It's really special something.

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It's really special.

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I'm trying to figure out if you've been lobotomized or you need to be.

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I don't know if someone said, you know, you need to turn up the obscure.

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Okay.

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People really enjoy that.

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I don't know if that happened and we weren't aware of it.

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How about something contemporary?

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Well, I doubt that seriously.

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Porn on a phone is pretty contemporary.

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Okay.

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Love rollercoaster. It's a simple fact to Google it.

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This is 15 seconds of Greg Hahn from yesterday's show. Ready?

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Here we go.

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I want to date a girl that makes my friend's wives furious.

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She's not wearing enough clothes. She's younger than you are.

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She's a poor reflection of you. Then I want to show up. She's not wearing enough clothes. She's younger than you are. She's a poor reflection

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of you. Then I want to show up

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with her again at the next event. She's wearing even

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less. There you go.

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There you go. The kind of girl the Gregon PERSON wants to date.

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There you go.

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And yesterday, Charles

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Barclay took exception with the New York Knicks

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of being feeling like

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they're entitled. They're such

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and such doesn't stink.

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And he, during the T&T NBA broadcast, he and Shaq PERSON got into it, discuss it,

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not, didn't get into it.

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But as you'll hear, Charles, Charles had a couple things to say about New York City GPE,

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and here it is now.

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Well, y'all think y'all the greatest thing's in sliced bread.

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Tell them, Chuck PERSON.

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Come on, y'all ain't that good in New York GPE?

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What else, Chuck PERSON? Come on, man. Y'all overrated. What else, Chuck? It's because y'all make y'all the greatest things is sliced bread. Tell them, Chuck. Come on, y'all ain't that good in New York? What else, Chuck?

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Come on, man.

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You're all overrated.

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What else, Chuck PERSON?

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It's because y'all make good pizza and good bagels.

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And what else, Chuck PERSON?

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And what else?

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What else?

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And hold on, Chuck PERSON, don't forget about the...

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Oh, you know, they've done.

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I ain't going to say any bad about the street meat.

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I love the street meat.

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The street meat.

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Is that hookers?

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Women are women.

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Women. Women.

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Street meat.

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It's food sold on the street. It's food sold on the street.

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It's not hookers.

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No, I think he's talking about women.

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No, no, no.

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No, he's not.

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But y'all think y'all the greatest thing since sliced bread.

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Listen.

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Come on.

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Let it play.

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What else, Chuck PERSON?

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Come on, man.

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Y'all overrated.

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What else, Chuck PERSON?

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It's because y'all make good pizza and good bagels.

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And what else, Chuck PERSON?

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And what else?

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Crime?

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Hey, hold on, Chuck PERSON.

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Don't forget about the street meat.

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Oh, you know, I ain't going to say anything about the street meat.

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Did they cut him?

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I love the street meat.

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The New York Knicks.

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I don't care what kind of meat it is either.

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This ain't good.

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You got no idea it is

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Rat, dog, cat

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Scawk, raccoon

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raccoon

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Just put that white sauce on it

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Put the white sauce on it

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Chuck PERSON's eating it

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Yep

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Okay

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Did they

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Did they censor him there?

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No, it's not like

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It was a shack that just kind of

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It was live

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It was live

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Okay

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So street meat is not

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Professional prostitutes No That's what I would assume it would be If someone said street off. It was absolutely live. Okay. So street meat is not professional prostitutes.

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No.

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That's what I would assume it would be if someone said street meat.

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It certainly sounds like a gross but a fair slang for it.

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New York GPE pizza highly overrated.

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Oh, you think so?

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Oh, I lived there for a long time.

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No, it's not that good.

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I don't know where they get this by the slice crap.

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I always enjoy that.

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I feel somehow this is my fault.

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I'm just saying.

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Got him started on how awful New York GPE pizza is.

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It's not awful. It's just not great.

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Caitlin Clark makes her Indiana fever in Indianapolis debut last night.

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We'll talk about it.

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We'll be back.

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Okay.

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And we're going to learn some interesting slang terms that perhaps are even outside of the realm of knowledge of one, Al Jackson PERSON.

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For example, do you know what a pillock is?

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Well, you're going to find out.

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We've got some cool stuff coming up.

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Also, some interesting NASA ORG news, as usual, and more.

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It's all coming up in the Bob and Tom show.

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Paula, while certainly you can mess up on a million dollars a year, it is far less likely than it is on $30,000 a year. Right. I would meet wonderful people that were struggling with a budget that was super tight. It was 100%. You need to make more money.

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Make smarter choices and build a better life. Afford anything wherever you listen. Tom PERSON.

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Welcome back to the Bob PERSON and Tom show.

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Christy Lee at the Silak News ORG desk.

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There's Pat Godwin PERSON in the performance room.

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Hello.

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Hello, Josh PERSON. Hello. There's Ace Cosby in the performance room. Hello. Hello, Josh. Hello. There's Ace Cosby PERSON. I'm Chick Begui PERSON.

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Here's Tom PERSON. Patty G. Getting ready to hit the gas pedal. Oh, yeah. Because it's going to be catch atore. He's in Illinois in New York tonight with Mr.Oski and Mr. Pat Gowdman PERSON.

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Pat PERSON, I think you're going to have to just get up and go now because he's going to be worried that you're not going to make it.

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Oh, we're going to make it. Oh, he got two days. All right. Lovely trip. And then coming up on this show today, Dave Kekner, Rob Mare, and Bert Krecher PERSON will all be joining us. But right now we turn back to the sports page.

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Caitlin Clark, a new home arena last night, number 22 shirts and jerseys all over Florida GPE ceiling.

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And a big crowd last night, the fever win, 8380 over the Atlanta Dream.

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Just an amazing...

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She can actually...

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Great basketball game last night. There were four Atlanta dreams around her last night. And she just blew right past him to... Took her right to the bucket.

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All right. She doesn't care. Impressive. She knows how to do... And the WNBA ORG has formally announced a plan to begin using charter flights on a full-time basis. This comes just days after Commissioner Kathy Englebert Humperdink told sports editors at a meeting in New York City on Tuesday that the league will make the transition to charter flights as soon as we can get planes in places.

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And Ace PERSON, you observed the following. What was it about?

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I was reading an article about it. Some of the players are going to miss the sky miles.

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They're going to miss the sky miles from going, that's pretty funny.

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Delta Airlines will be the primary transportation provider for the program, which will cost about $25 million a year over the next two seasons.

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Thrilled to announce the launch of a full charter program.

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As soon as practical for the 24, 25 seasons DATE. It's $25 million, 26, if they want to take their luggage. Oh, man, they always get you with that.

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Yeah, it's amazing, isn't it? It's just a shame.

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Is that right?

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They nickel and dime you.

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$500 for a bag or something. I would like to, I'd like to implement something.

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You got to buy your bag of seat.

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Why don't they do that? It's a great idea.

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I'd let you implement something at the airport. What?

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When the things going around the caravan, whatever it's called.

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Oh, the carousel. Baggage carousel. Baggageavan, whatever it's called. Oh, the carousel.

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Baggage carousel. Great story, Tom PERSON.

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I'd like to limit the number of people that can go up, get their family's bags.

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Oh. You don't have to have grandma and everybody up there

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crowding around when just assign one person to

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go out there and scout for your bag.

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Just saying, it kind of bothers me that I can never get up there because

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Graham PERSON on the wheelchair and everybody else standing right there

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or sitting in her case.

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I'm sorry, back to you.

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Grandma does have trouble standing at this point in her life.

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Exactly.

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Poor grandma.

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Bollows PERSON.

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I think it's one of the airplane movies where the people are on the carousel.

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The bags are all sitting there.

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Well, that was one of the cut rate airlines, right?

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Now they arrive in the, like, spirit air or something.

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I don't know. A Texas man has reclaimed the Guinness World Record WORK_OF_ART for the oldest person to tandem skydive.

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Here we go again. Al PERSONfred, Al.

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You could call me Al

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You could Al Blaskey Yeah I know

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But I'm not They call him Al Took back the title At the age of 106 In 327 days Three years older than the previous record

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Mine again Is this the Take me like a dog

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Is this that record?

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No, that was a woman.

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An old woman.

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Yeah.

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Elderly woman that had the, you know, and I believe she died a week later. She did? What? Yeah, you're right. She did.

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I think she, uh...

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She did not.

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I'm glad she was able to do what she wanted to do before she passed.

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Yeah.

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Isn't that nice?

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Yeah.

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I want to jump a skydive before I die.

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She does it, then kicks.

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I heard this guy when he, when he jumped us, and he didn't say,

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take me like a dog of us.

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He said, just don't open the shoot.

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What the hell?

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I'm done.

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The only reason I get up this high is to remind God I'm still here.

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Don't pull.

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All of my friends are done.

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Following his record-breaking jump from 9,000 feet

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Well, that's not that high

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I mean you could probably

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You can probably make it from now

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Without a shoot

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What is the death zone

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60 feet 70 feet

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What's the world

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You got up anything with thousands

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In it you're going to die without the shoot

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Have you seen the guy who jumps out of a plane

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Dr. Bull PERSON?

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I have seen that No parachute, no the guy who jumps out of a plane drinking a Red Bull PRODUCT? I have seen that.

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No parachute, no nothing. He just jumps out of the plane.

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Did he survive?

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He's skydiving with a bunch of people.

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So they go down and catch him, fly of Superman PERSON style, if you believe it.

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Oh, my goodness.

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And they hold on to him and they pull their shoot.

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But yeah, he just jumped out of a plane without a parachute.

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There's another guy who did that and landed in a net.

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What?

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Yes, this is absolutely true.

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A net who?

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There was a net down there and they had, first off,

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they were not only afraid that he would miss the net.

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Sure.

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But they were also afraid he would break his back landing in the net improperly

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so he had to keep all these things how big was the net it was big i mean it is big yeah we had this

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remember the story we had a couple years ago with a human cannonball guy and he missed the net oh boy

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that didn't end well did it well there was a funeral that's yeah but the guy lived and it's

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fine but unbelievable that he did that was Was he wearing one of those suits?

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It looked like he was wearing kind of a skydiving suit, but not like a...

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Not the one with the wings.

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No.

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Crazy.

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I have all...

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How did he maneuver himself so he'd land in the net?

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Are they just to hope for the best when he jumps out?

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It's like when he gets to a certain height above the net, he like turns so that he lands on his back.

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And it's crazy. I mean, there's plenty of video of it out there. It's he lands on his back. And it's great.

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I mean, there's plenty of video of it out there.

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It's nuts.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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Well, this guy was 106 years old.

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That's what it says.

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That's really impressive.

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Almost 107, 106 and 327.

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It was great, you know, for the first time in his life, he had no wrinkles in his face.

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Yeah.

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Of course, his cheeks were making a DA in the back.

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You know, the old haircut, the duck's ass.

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A DA. I'm familiar with the look, yes.

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What's a DA?

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You never know what DA is?

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No, it's a district attorney.

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When the hair comes ducking.

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It was the greaser thing where they'd, you'd grease your hair back.

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It would meet in the middle look like a duck's ass.

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I'm serious. I'm not making it. If you Google DA.

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You'll get district attorney. Yeah, not making it. If you Google DA.

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Why would I doubt you? You'll get district attorney.

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Yeah, you will.

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But if you Google duck's ass haircut, you may actually.

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And by the way, I prefer district attorneys to what is the district's attorney?

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Yeah.

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Oh, you mean the correct way?

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Yeah.

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No, no, no.

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No, district attorneys is the correct way.

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Yes, it is.

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It is.

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Attorneys general.

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Oh, that's the one.

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Right.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Mothers-in-law, right? Yeah. That's right. It is. Attorney's General. Oh, that's the one. Right. Right. Yeah. And then mothers in law, right? Isn't that? Yeah. That's right. That's right. Okay. RBI. Oh, I like RBI. I know. I know.

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I like ATM machines. I know what the M stands for. I don't think I should be encouraging you

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getting out in the weeds because man, you were out there today. So we should probably reel you back in.

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So this old dude lived? Is that what happened? Good for him. So far, as we're speaking, as far as I know, he's alive.

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If I somehow lived to 106, I hope to be able to climb the stairs, let alone Scott PERSON died.

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A tandem bicycle for me would be at my age for guns. Man. I have a tandem, though.

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Want to come to more bike with them? Yeah, I've told you I'd do it. But isn't it for, like, isn't it more for kids?

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You'd have to be in the back.

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Hey, Pat PERSON!

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Yeah.

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Tom PERSON has a tandem bike.

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You want to go ride with him?

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You've ridden on that, haven't you, Pan?

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I don't know that it actually counts as a tandem.

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Does the second seat, would my...

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So, okay, so I do this with you.

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Will I be able to pedal?

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Yeah.

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Oh, so there are two sets of pedals?

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That is a tandem bike all right.

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I thought my kids. I thought you borrowed it forever and didn't ever give it back.

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I didn't borrow it. My ex-husband borrowed it for the kids.

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Did he give it back?

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Is it a good way for the kids to learn?

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Yeah.

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Or do they just go along for the run?

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Well, it's a good way for them to pretend that they're pedaling.

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Oh, okay.

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That's fine.

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I'm doing all the work on the hills.

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That's fun.

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What if someone pedals faster?

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Is it get crazy?

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It gets crazy anyway, Matt PERSON.

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The bike breaks at half.

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You got to keep up.

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You got to keep up.

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Oh, I see.

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It's cool.

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It's fun.

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Okay, I'm sorry.

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Get to work together.

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I didn't Buster Keat PERSON never get a hold of a tandem bike.

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That would have been fun.

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Cut that baby in half.

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Never get them all those surries with the fringe on top?

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I've never written a surrey with a fringe on top.

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That is not easy to pedal, by the way.

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Oh, yeah, it looks fun.

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Not.

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Have you ever done that at Disney World ORG?

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No.

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On the boardwalk there?

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And I've never done that stupid thing where you get in those boats that have pedals that...

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I was just going to say that.

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Oh, like the swan boats?

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People are out there suffering in the heat.

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I did that on a bad idea.

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Yep.

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I did it on a date.

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Quickly tiring.

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You took one on a date?

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Yeah, it was fun.

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It was fun?

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Yeah.

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Did you get a little grab ass?

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No.

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No.

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She's sitting on her ass.

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Oh, that's not a bad move though, Pat PERSON.

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You can take her out to the middle of the leg and go, hey, look.

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You got two choices.

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Yeah.

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One of them is swimming.

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Gas, grass, or ass, the old classics.

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So you like the pedal boat.

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It was fun, yeah.

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Really?

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All right.

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Those things are misery.

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You go to just want to watch other suckers out there.

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Suckers.

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It's kind of fun to look at it.

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It is usually a dad with their kid who's given up.

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I want to go right or ride.

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This blows.

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That's the way the sure he is.

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One person does all the peddling and all the other people just sit there.

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But you don't, in the paddle boat, you don't, like if both aren't pedaling, they don't go to the, like if the left side's pedaling, it doesn't go to the left, does it?

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Uh-uh.

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It still goes forward.

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I think they both pedaling.

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Yeah.

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The same.

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Yeah.

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I have a question. Those things you see where those bars where all the people are drinking and the forward. I think they both peddle. Yeah. The same. Yeah. I have a question.

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Those things you see where those bars where all the people are drinking and

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Yes.

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I've heard of bars.

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Yeah.

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Do those?

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No, no.

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The ones that are, it's like they have pedals.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Is that really what propels those or is there a motor?

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There is a motor.

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I say, yeah.

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But there are people that violently say, no, no, it's pedaling.

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You have to power it.

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It's pedaling.

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Maybe there are some like that.

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I don't know. I don't know.

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I know they're clogging the streets of Nashville GPE.

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They are, but man, they look fun. They do look fun.

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They're trapped with 12 other drunks?

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That's a good time.

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What's the vomiting? What's the vomiting quotient on one of those?

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Yeah, it is a good question.

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Right in the middle of the whole.

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Yeah. Right in the, just.

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Isn't the bartender in the middle

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isn't that the idea and he brings you drinks while you're peddling

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that's a bad idea you're right

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that is a bad idea angel

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start pedaling last time I bring a hooker

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on one of these

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you mean street meat

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yeah street meat

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great story

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how many times that happens

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street meat crushes me.

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Did I shut the door?

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Remember, there's no safe like SimpliSafe. Coming up, comedian, actor David Kekder PERSON,

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And we have an update on the Unic Maker.

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The latest use of Botox PRODUCT, you're not going to believe where they're putting the needle.

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This is the Bob and Tom show.

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Two words, too.

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I'm busy over there.

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No, it was good.

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Busy over there.

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Come on.

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Hi, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show.

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Hello, Tom PERSON.

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How's it going?

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Well, you tell me.

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I'm good.

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Good.

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It seems like you're good.

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That's good. Any new street meat over seems like you're good. That's good.

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Any new street meat over there?

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Nope, no.

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Who said street meat?

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Man, I was with you, Tom PERSON.

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I thought for sure they were making some kind of joke.

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I was with you, Tom PERSON.

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Oh.

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You and me all along.

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Street meat, to me, sounds like they were talking about professional prostitutes.

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Street walkers, if you will.

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Oh, well, thank you for explaining it to me.

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I appreciate it.

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Once again, it was Charles Barkley and Shaq PERSON talking.

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Well, y'all think y'all the greatest thing is sliced bread.

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Tell me, Chuck PERSON.

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Come on, y'all ain't that good in New York GPE.

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What else, Chuck PERSON?

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What else, Chuck PERSON?

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You're overrated.

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What else, Chuck PERSON?

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It's because y'all make good pizza and good bagels.

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And what else, Chuck PERSON?

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And what else?

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Prime.

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Oh, my God.

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And that's...

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Prime.

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And that set Tom PERSON off on the...

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He hated pizza back in 1972.

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He had a pizza pizza in New York City GPE.

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Hated it.

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He's still angry about it.

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I think...

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Am I close?

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I think New York City GPE you can get some of the best pizza you've ever had and some of the worst.

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That's...

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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Right?

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Yeah, absolutely.

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It's all over.

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Here they are.

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Here's some more.

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Chuck PERSON, don't forget about the street.

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So, you know, I ain't going to say anything bad about the street meat.

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The street meat.

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I love the street meat.

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And they're not talking about hookers?

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No, no.

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Stuff on a stick.

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I assume a prostitutes.

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I don't know.

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It tastes.

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Dog, cat.

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It tastes good. No, can't.

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It tastes good.

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Just put that white sauce on it.

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So, do New Yorkers NORP call it street meat?

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Yeah.

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Like those stands or whatever? Oh, okay.

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Cool.

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Cool.

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No idea.

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Pat's one who grew up in New York or Pennsylvania GPE or whatever lie we're telling.

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Hey, Tom, when you lived in New York was Times Square Square FAC the seedy sort of grind-housey?

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It wasn't what it is today.

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Right, right.

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But you got to see that.

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Yeah, yeah.

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A lot of, uh...

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Did you ever have any street-horned theaters?

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No, I did not.

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And I would assume that the NBA ORG guys, when it comes to prostitutes, probably go for the high-end escorts.

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Yeah, they don't need to go walk in the streets.

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The street meat.

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Yeah.

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Although that might be in someone's a sphere of, you know, kind of a kink.

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Might be a separate thrill all along the zone.

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Rolling the dice on the...

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Dirty or the better?

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Yeah.

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All those guys have women procures.

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Didn't Barclay ORG get caught doing that?

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A little bit of dirty leg, if you will.

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Really?

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What about the round heels?

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A round heel dirty leg?

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That's a double dose.

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I do mean dose.

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I'm sorry, is that sports?

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Yes.

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Shouldn't it be?

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I think so.

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I think we're certainly done.

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Yeah, I've done enough.

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Time for the outro.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Hey, lucky.

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This is what you part of full.

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Where do you go, whatever you do, always be a good sport.

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Christy PERSON.

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The ringleader of an extreme body modification conspiracy has been jailed for amputating men's genitals.

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Holy moly.

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This kind of stuff, man.

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Mr. Marius Gustafson PERSON,

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the so-called

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eunuch maker, was involved

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in several highly dangerous procedures

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which included removing

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the penis or testicles of men

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who had consented.

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Some of the procedures were filmed and uploaded

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to Gustafin ORG's

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pay-view website.

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Ah, so it's got a paywall.

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No wonder I haven't seen it.

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It made more than $300,000, Tom, between 2017 and 2021.

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Yikes, that's a good side hustle.

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He pleaded guilty to 13 offenses and with sentenced to a minimum of 22 years in prison.

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By the way, Mr. Gustafson PERSON himself willingly had his penis removed at his

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London home back in 2017. I liked it so much, I bought the company. You know, if you're going to do it,

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maybe not at your house. Well, where are you going to do it? Not in my kitchen table. I don't think

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you can rent a surgery center, can you? Can you rent a surgery room? Well, that'd be amazing.

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You know, you probably can, not that I think about it. I surgery room? Oh, that'd be amazing. Wouldn't it?

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You know, you probably can, now that I think about it.

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I don't think anybody does that on the up and up, right?

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No.

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I bet you could find a dock in Mexico GPE that would do it.

Speaker 93613.66s - 3613.98s

No.

Speaker 193614.42s - 3614.9s

Maybe.

Speaker 223615.22s - 3615.54s

Yeah.

Speaker 73616.22s - 3616.46s

Yeah.

Speaker 223616.62s - 3622.38s

I mean, clearly this falls under the umbrella of mental illness, I would think.

Speaker 73624.12s - 3624.56s

Boy.