2895: Curb Stomp Your Enthusiasm

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I listen to the black guy who tips podcast because Rod and Karen PERSON are hot.

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Hey, welcome to another episode of the Black Al Tils WORK_OF_ART podcast. I'm your host. Rod PERSON. Join as always by my co-host. Karen PERSON. And we're live on a Sunday morning, bright and early, ready to give you some podcasting.Find us everywhere you get podcast. Search the Blackout Tills will come up. Leave us five-star reviews on Apple ORG Podcasts because we read them and if they're nice, they make us feel good. The official weapon of the show isphone chair and the unofficial sport and bulletball extreme and we're not alone today as you can tell from the show notes possibly even the title, who knows. We're broadcasting from the pasthere. It is comedian, writer, actor. What else is, man? Impressionist. I mean, just an overall crumudgeon, you know,

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six feet, seven of rage. It's J.L. Covan PERSON. What's up, man? Great to be here. I just want to say, you know, I was a little late.

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Mass went a little late this morning. And, you know, this is, I'll just tell you,

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nothing could define me as a person more than what happened, which is I'm leaving church.

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I'm feeling good. You know, part spiritual, part therapeutic. I'm walking out of the church. I hold the door for a guy. Doesn't say thank you. Of course. Immediately, I'm like, I start the week off minute one with F this dude.And I was like, no, don't do that. Because I was just like, because I'm, of course, going, it's bad enough when people don't show good manners. But I'm like, we are leaving, shouldn't you at least be in a mannerly state of mind leaving church?

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Like at least this is the place I would expect to you to at least even if you're not like that to just be like, oh, thank you. Thank you, brother Covan PERSON.

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I appreciate it.

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That was your test from God. It was like, okay, thank you. Thank you, brother Covan PERSON. I appreciate it. That was your test from God. It was like, okay, we just talked about grace.

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You did not pass.

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We just talked about giving grace.

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We just talked about, you know, faith and thankfulness.

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Let's just see if J.F. took any of that with them outside of the sermon.

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And first five minutes, nope.

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All right.

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No, no, one foot still in church.

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As I'm in the process of exiting.

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One leg in the, in the, what is the restricted zone?

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That's what I'm laughing. And it was an hour and five minutes for the people's trashing our grab and go services.

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Well, yeah, I do. I'm laughing because you said I'd be, you were five minutes late. And you're like, because service went long. And I'm just like, yeah, I do. I'm laughing because you said I'd be, you were five minutes late and you're like, because service went long and I'm just like, oh, that's, that's nice.

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That's, oh, that's, oh, that must feel great. For you, for you as an extra five to ten minutes.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no. Now, now you may miss five, five minutes of the showney PERSON's

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breakfast buffet. Black church go on.

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It just be, it'd be in the afternoon sometime. You just be like, so are we ever getting the fuck out of here? Did the sun go down on us? It did.

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Gary Owen PERSON has a phenomenal bit that I've seen him do live a couple of times, but it's about him going to Black Church with, I guess, now his ex-wife. And, like, at the end of the bit, he's missing Monday night football. That's all it is, man.

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He's like, that's a step show. That isn't even church.

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Does the preacher apologize for keeping y'all five minutes late when it's the Catholic

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church?

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Because I feel like that's a huge violation.

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No, no, not at all. And I will say, just based on the neighborhood I live in, because I go to Catholic NORP churches all over the country when I'm on the road, and most of them are extremely white. But I live in a town that is like 55% white, 25% Latino, and like 15% black.

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So, like, I'll admit this.

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It's the only Catholic NORP church I've ever been to that's like this sort of like a slice of the community versus like, you know,

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it's not a sugar cookie where like a chocolate chip got lost. And floated in there.

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Yes.

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Proud for for one.

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So it's nice. Yeah, we have a, when I was growing up, we had a couple kids up the street that went to Catholic NORP church and Catholic school. And they were black, but we used to treat them like they were like white kids, basically.

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We were like, how did you get lost on the way to Baptist Church ORG and end up in the Catholic

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church?

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You took a left turn somewhere.

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Like, is everything okay?

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Y'all don't know none of the phrases.

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Hey, Cookie PERSON.

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Yeah, what's going to? Cookie PERSON is, uh, Cookie PERSON is very active. She misses us. It's been a while, guys.

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I'm sorry.

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That is, that is her, her Kentucky GPE, Tennessee GPE roots, uh,

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saying I smell,

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I smell fully black people. Yeah. I can hear the voices.

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Now, also, you were going to be here last week,

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but you had some, as always, as I always say,

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jail plans and God PERSON laughs.

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And I laughed at that when you said it.

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You weren't able to make it, man, because you had like an emergency, a dental emergency. What happened? Yeah, I had an infection in my mouth, all this fire I'm spitting, apparently, you know,

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infected my mouth. So I was on antibiotics,

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which I thought would take care of, but it just wasn't, and, you know, that's cause for concern when you're on the medicine and it's doing nothing. So I went to this, this dentist, and he looked at and said the root canal that I had was failing and that there was a big infection, and he recommended extraction. So they got Chris Hemsworth in there.

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He beat up several small Asian NORP people.

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And I will say it was, it was, as you would expect, you know, I'm laughing going, oh, I'm tall.

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So, of course, my teeth have like long, difficult roots.

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And the dentist, it was like, even with all the numbing, the amount of pressure required to rip this

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tooth out, it hurt anyway.

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Like it was like, you know, like when he was done, I was actually, you know, not to make the

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Captain Phillips PERSON joke, I wasn't crying like, oh, I'm so sad or hurt, but like involuntary

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Denzel glory tears were coming down both eyes.

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And I was quaking.

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Right.

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Because it felt like somebody had just beat the crap out of my mouth for a half hour.

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Mm-hmm.

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He was worthy of taking out them roots, apparently.

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Yeah.

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It was, so that was, I just couldn't, I couldn't, like, speak basically the next day. Like, there was so much

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trauma going on, half black trauma, the next, the next album. So, yeah, so it was like I couldn't even, you know, the meds were barely working. I was in so much, so much pain. And I just, I want

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to pause you for one second to acknowledge Karen PERSON's joke because, I, no, it's fine. No, no, no. Because if it was

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a bad pun, I normally pointed out, but this is such a great one. He brought up Hemsworth and extraction, and his tooth was extracted. And then Karen PERSON said, it's because the doctor was worthy, becauselike, Thor PERSON has to be worthy to pick

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up the hammer. That

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was a bark, Aaron. I didn't hear that okay that was that was pretty

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amazing I just I'd just be talking out here and I'm like somebody go get it it went it went it went

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like several layers deep like getting out a tooth of a seven six foot seven man and also jail I've

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experienced that as well the I don't know maybe it's just being bigger guys or whatever but they give you the numbing agent or whatever and then they get don't know maybe it's just being bigger guys or whatever but they give you the numbing agent or whatever and then they get in your mouth and it's like did did it not work or is it just what my teeth are just strong like just strong several generations of slavery teeth or some shit

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and y'all are just ripping like y'all, it's taking all the power to rip them out.

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I, when I had my wisdom teeth extracted, I remember it. And they were like, no, it's impossible. You were out. I'm like, well, I fucking heard y'all talking. Like, oh, that's creepy.

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That's like, there was like a movie about that, like a horror movie about a dude who's, like, still awake and hears people like talking about like removing his organs or something.

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Yeah, dog.

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I was like under but not under. I was like, did it take too long? Like, did, like, and then they're like, you know, you're still groggy and shit. I can't really communicate too well. My mom's got to drive me home. And they're like, oh, yeah, everything was fine.And I was like, the fuck it was, man. I was there for it. I heard you being like, oh, we're going to need the drill for this one. I heard you say, the fuck it was, man. I was there for it. I heard you being like, oh, we're going to need the drill for this one. I heard you say that.But anyway,

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I'm glad that it.

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How's it going now, though?

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We're finally, it's finally like, it's still a little sore, but it's like we're definitely good. You know what I mean? It's just,it's just been getting better for like three, four straight days, which is now you can feel confident. I'm still on the antibiotics.

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But, you know, it's, yeah, teeth, it's one of those things.

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It's like you're going to have to give me more Novakene than the 110-pound woman dosage.

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Yes, you might have to tell them to double it up, you know, or something like that.

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Because, like, I've had several, I've had a total of eight teeth pulled out.

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And when I go under, I go under.

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Like, I don't feel anything. A two of them, they had to pull out through my nose. I don't remember nothing. The, the surgeon was so happy. He kept bragging to Roger PERSON because I guess you don't get to do that too often. So he kept telling Roderick PERSON, I don't remember none of that shit.

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Was he telling Roderick PERSON in the dental office cafeteria where Roderick was hanging out during this procedure?

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No, I stayed in the lobby the whole time. They didn't have a cafeteria wing connected to this.

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It was one level. No way you could get lost.

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I just figured that, you know, it's important to be there for a loved one who's under sedation because you hear nightmares every day. But, you know, I would, I didn't go a little. I'm going to stop by McDonald's ORG and I'll be right back. Good luck with the teeth, you know, I would, I didn't go a little, I'm gonna stop by McDonald's and I'll be

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right back. Good luck with the teeth, you know, that's just not my style, but everyone has their own style. Did you miss any stand-up stuff because of it? Um, I didn't miss any stand-up. I had a

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stand-up gig canceled on me, um, because a week out in Syracuse, I had sold exactly one ticket.

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Oh, oh, no.

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You know, as I often joke on Patreon where I, you know, if anybody still likes Mrs.

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The Righteous Prick episodes where I was, you know, deep in despair and Mike, my producer is

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keeping me too upbeat and focused on Rain on Your Parade. The Patreon, every other, every third episode is like a classic, should we call 911 or emergency services on jail. But as I've said, you know, as Jesus famously said, wherever two or more are gathered in my name, I will be there. Right. And I didn't eat the Jesus PERSON told for ticker meals.

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We got one or more,

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and so he couldn't make it.

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Oh, that,

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that one black guy who tips fan,

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who's highly disappointed at J.L. PERSON didn't come

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all the way out there for them because

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the problem of our fans going,

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they've been talking about JL ORG,

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JL coming to my town.

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They was all excited.

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No, it's either

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either one of your fans or one of Pete Dominic's PERSON fans, but it certainly isn't one of my town. That was all excited. No, it's either one of your fans or one of Pete Dominic's fans, but it certainly isn't one of my fans. It's my, I have more good second generation fans than I have my own first generation fans. My fan base is a mile wide and a millimeter deep. You know, I had a guy say to me like eight months ago,oh man, I haven't seen your stuff in over a year. I thought you quit. Now, this is a year where I released two specials. I've got gigs. I've got a new podcast. And I'm going, there is a real easy way to check if I've quit. If you think I've quit comedy, a check of my website or the Twitter ORG page since you're on Twitter.

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Maybe he's a- That's too much effort. Maybe he's such a real fan that he was hoping you quit.

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You know, like in the way that you, like, hoped Walt PERSON wouldn't come back, you know, at the end of breaking the ad.

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Right.

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Like Ben Affleck in Goodwill Hunting when he's secretly happy that Matt Damon PERSON has left him.

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Yeah.

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Like, he was like, if I checked, then I'm going to find out, and it's going to just end up being the algorithm still fucking this guy.

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But if I don't check, it's like Schrodinger's cat.

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Maybe he's out in Cleveland GPE with his dog, and he's a lawyer, and he's just living a family life.

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His best life did all his dreams come true? And of course that's not what happened because of

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JL ORG. It was some fuck shit.

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Indeed.

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Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry. And then my last complaint to get off my chest is I watched

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the White House correspondence dinner last night. Yeah. And they had this impersonator on.

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And he bombed.

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And I slept better last night than I have in like three months.

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Because it just felt like a dose.

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It's like your agent and your publicist can buy you a lot. But if you're a hack, it can't get you out of that.

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Yeah, I did appreciate that there was still bombing happening at that. Like, there were still jokes that, you know, and there's some jokes that go over uncomfortable because they're supposed to. Right.

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You know, like I actually love when comedians do that at the correspondence dinner. It's kind of half a roast, right? But I do like that it was so real that someone bombed, that they were like, no, this shit is not funny.

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And you should feel bad about this. For even attempting that joke. We're all in $1,000 gowns eating luxury dinners and your shit's not funny. I always wonder if it's way too late now, but I always wonder if I'm making podcast great again

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y'all should have had five minutes of jail being regular JL ORG before shifting into Trump PERSON so that maybe some people can be fans of JL ORG because I feel like they're fansof the Trump PERSON impression.

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But, but like, you know, who wants to do that shit all the thing?

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You're a powerhouse of talent. You don't want to make your act 95% Trump PERSON just to fucking chase these Trump views,

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especially the way you do it, which is like off the dome. So you got to kind of really inhabit that mind space. It's not really a, it's a comedic mind space for you, but it's not the same as So you got to kind of really inhabit that mind space. It's not really a, it's a comedic mind space for you, but it's not the same as like just listening to you pontificate on like movies or TV or whatever.

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So I always kind of wonder if like maybe that was the thing.

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It's like if there have been more JL and make America GPE,

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make podcast great again, maybe you could have got a little more crossover or if it just would have found

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another way to not work out. I'm going to say B. I'm going to say I should be there.

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But what I, because what I will say and the reason I can go, because I have some great fans,

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of course, it's not 100%. Right. But like when we, when Tallboy came out in last summer,

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and I basically, my plan with making podcast great again was like, when half blackface was originally supposed to come out, I was like, I'm going to keep the podcast going until then because I want to directly reach the people who've stuck with me. So like, you know,hey, if we have 4,000 listeners, even though it's down from 2020, those are still 4,000 people listening to me each week. They certainly have to be like, oh, cool, JL ORG doesn't really hit us up for anything. Let's buy, even if I'm not a stand-up fan, like it's J-L, let me go get his album. And when I saw the sale numbers, I said, oh, no, this, this, I misjudged.I misjudged my fan base. And that's when we made it a dollar for the last season to be like, you want the full

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episodes, it's a dollar.

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And the amount of people, forget how many signed up, which was a good amount, but not nearly what I thought would. But the amount of people who were like, by then, like immediately became like snoddy

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about it. Yeah. And I didn't tell them the reason. I didn't go on the show and go, well, immediately became, like, snoddy about it. Yeah.

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And I didn't tell them the reason. I didn't go on the show and go, well, since you didn't buy my shit, fuck you.

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Yeah.

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Your shows. I didn't say that on the air. I was just like, hey, for the last, for the last season, you know, we're just trying to, you know, boost, boost the membership and all this. A dollar a month is all, or $10 for a year.

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Like when you do the Patreon like, 10 bucks for the show as you like in the most important year of the show.

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And the people who are like, sorry man can't do it or the like sarcastic ones who are like, by then, it's been fun. And I'm just like, you know, and I remember talking to Laura PERSON about it and she had said like she

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she likes reality shows and stuff and she had said you know when sometimes these places will like put their stuff behind the paywall I'll be like I'll just listen to this other housewives of

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New York recap show because it's like there's like dozens of them right meet the Trump PERSON podcast is a one of one and there there is nobody. And I've missed recently. It's in a way, kind of classic JL ORG arrogance, but at the same time, I was kind of being introspective about it. I said, I think I have a claim that I never thought I'd really have, which is to say, I think I'd do something better than anybody on the planet. Like, when you

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combine the voice, the improv, the depth of sort of resources, the comedic timing,

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and the show is a showcase of that.

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And it's been very strange kind of reaching.

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And when I see this guy on the White House Correspondence Dinner and other people, I like the guy on SNL ORG.

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I think he's good.

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But most of them, I go, oh, it doesn't matter.

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It doesn't matter how much equity you build up with a lot of these fans. It doesn't matter how accurate or specific or like nuanced your stuff is. The average person will just go, I can't do an impression and he's doing

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an okay impression. So I love that impression. And that would be like if a, that would be like a basketball fan saying,

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I think Yokic and Mitchell Robinson are like basically like the two best basketball players.

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That's not saying Mitchell Robinson is bad, but like you have no clue. And if you're Yokic PERSON or Yokic

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is agent or Yokic's teammates and you hear that, you're like, oh man, Yokich has to go for 60 on this guy.

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What is this ridiculousness? And there's like a guy on TikTok, which I laugh at who's got like, you know, 400,000 followers and he's blown up because he does a lot of stuff at the trial. He dresses up and like goes down to the courthouse.

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When I say I destroyed this dude in a contest in 2016, I felt bad.

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It was almost like you wanted to tell him to like throw in the towel like Larry Holmes and

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Muhammad Ali in like 80 where I was like, we don't have to do this. It doesn't have to be this much

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of a beat down. It's just comedy. Right.

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But he's blowing up because it's like that's been of all the things that have depressed me about this from from Sarah Cooper to present.

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It's just kind of like, I'm not asking for the world,

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but it's like I got lumped in with such clearly inferior products on this thing.

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And it didn't matter.

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People like, and that was, it was very frustrating because obviously there are people who

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know how good my stuff is and appreciate it and like it and I'm thankful for them, but it's hard to ignore the like hundreds of thousands of dollars and promotion and exposure that's been left on the table because great and okay get like lumped together by most people.

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I always feel like impressions. There's two types of laughs at impressions and there's the, oh my God, this is such a good impression.

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It's like sometimes a good impression is almost beyond comedy. Like it's almost not funny. It's so, you know, you're like, God damn, this is just, it's like this person's in the room.

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And then there's like, and I think this encapsulates most impressions, there's like, oh, you're attempting to make me laugh at with by, by working hard to make this impression. Like it's not, like, it's more like, I'm laughing at the attempt. You're trying to be silly.

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You're, you're trying to do a joke. Because I always feel like my, all my impressions are just, it's funny like, it's more like, I'm laughing at the attempt. You're trying to be silly. You're trying to do a joke. Because I always feel like all my impressions are just, it's funny that I tried it. I never thought they were good. I just was like, wouldn't, you know, like, this is a funny version of Stephen A PERSON to me. But if I listen to Stephen A PERSON and listen to me, I'd be like, yeah, obviously it's not the same. Except for Floyd Mayweather.I think my Floyd Mayweather was real close. Oh, no. But in general,

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I mean, although it's very limited, it's Floyd Mayweather trying to read. It's not any, I don't think I could do anything more than that with Floyd PERSON. But my point being like, I think when it foughtfor a lot of people, because that 10% gap is, to those that aren't comedy, like knowledgeable. Right.It's such a, to them, it doesn't matter. Like,

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like, they're like,

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oh, he's, he put on a wig and a suit and that guy's moving his hands, kind of like Trump PERSON, and he's making a face.

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And so that,

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to me, that is as funny as listening to this podcast and J. L. Colvan is doing Trump to the point where for 45 minutes a week,

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like just a sit down interview

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and to the point

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where he's literally

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predicted things Trump PERSON is said.

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Like, to the word

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where like J.O. PERSON will make a joke

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on the show. And I'll laugh at the joke at the time because I'm like that's

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fucking hilarious. And then like two days later or something, Trump PERSON's doing a press conference and he says that shit verbatim and I'm like, oh, that's a lot less funny now. But also fucking amazing.

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And also what I realized over the years JL is like mass public who, a lot of people don't respect comedy. And so when they're coming into a space, they're not respecting the work. They're not respecting the art. They're not respecting the craft. And for a lot of people, they go, if you can make me giggle, it's comedy. Like, they're not actually looking at the depth of the comedy and, you know, how it's presented or anything like that.So for a lot of those people, they can't, not trying to find fun, they can't tell them between good comedy and you know how it's presented or anything like that so for a lot of those people they can't not trying fun they can't tell them between good comedy and or bad comedy

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you know for a lot of people they associate comedies with being drunk and sitting in the club they're not really not telling me funny where you're not really there and paying attention versus for me if I go to a comedy clip I'm like oh I comebecause I know that you created something I respect the art and I want you to quote make me laugh a lot of people oh, I come because I know that you created something, I respect the art, and I want you to quote, make me laugh. A lot of people are going, well, I guess I go to this shitty ass comedy club to see if a joke is going to happen type of thing.And also, I think a lot people consume comedy that actually don't like comedy and aren't comedy fans and don't understand the concept of comedy. So when you mix all those people together, that's the kind of end result.

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Agreed. It's distraction versus appreciation.

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Like I think the majority of people now, comedy is a distraction.

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Yes.

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So as long as you distract me from boredom or like waiting in the doctor's office,

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you're good comedy.

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Right.

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And, you know, and somebody was saying, Lekeeda PERSON was saying that they, like the white guys are getting the parts. And my, see, that's, that's where the true art of jail comes in, which is, sorry about this. No, private caller and not picking up. Which is. That was the black side of jail kicking in.

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That might be true, except that in 2020 when I was blowing up, the amount of progressives,

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you know, maybe basking in George Floyd, you know, glory would tell me they would say like Sarah Cooper and you were great.

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And I go, okay, you know I'm doing an impression though.

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Or people would say you're copying her.

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And I'm like, but I'm not.

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And a guy, I remember, and I said this on, I think I said this on half blackface.

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Yeah.

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But I had multiple people say it, but one guy was like blunt about it.

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He was like, but you have to admit, it's funnier when a black woman is making fun of Trump PERSON.

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And I said, I'm half Haitian NORP.

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Trump said Haiti GPE's a shithole country.

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Am I funnier now?

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Because like, it's like I'm getting

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revenge on Trump PERSON for his comments

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about my father's homeland.

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And he had no answer for that

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because it's not true. It's not true, but it's like, and I

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joke about it where it's like you don't, these progressives who elevated certain you know, I'm not enough of a douchebag or a sellout to ever rise in the right wing sphere. Right. Because that is, I watch, I'm not enough of a douchebag or a sellout to ever rise in the right wing sphere.Right. Because that is, I watch, I've watched Gutfeld PERSON sometimes as more of a comedy anthropologist. And I know some people who've gone on that show who are funny stand-up comedians. And I am shocked, forget politics. That shit is offensive to good comedy.

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Right.

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Like, it's bad comedy. And there's nobody who ever makes a joke about Trump PERSON. So it's not this. It's very much a comedy show where we're going to tell mediocre jokes and quips only about the left. That should offend, like any of these comics who are like speech and comedy's comedy, bro. Right.

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They check that shit at the door when they go get that Gutfeld PERSON check.

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I can't do, I don't have that in me.

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Because what the fuck is the point of doing comedy?

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I'll write for a show and do what they want.

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That's a fun job.

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That's a job that uses my skills. But for my comedy, my comedy is going to be my comedy win or lose. Yes.

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And so on the right, that's what you get. There is a clear sellout path on the right.

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I see centrist people tipping that way.

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And there's a lot of money to be had there.

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Yes.

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But on the left, I have been, I hate to say a victim of it,

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but it was this kind of thing like this,

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we need to prove our goodness first.

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Yes. That's why I say on half blackface, like you look at my face, you don't feel like an ally when you laugh at my comedy.

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Right. You just laugh because it's funny. It's a hierarchy. Right.

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And it's so you get sort of stuck in the middle of like, well, I'm not going one way because that would be selling out my comedy. But I'd also kind of be selling out my comedy if I try to make an agenda and become a part of the resistance like on purpose. Like, you know, so it's, it's, that was what was so crazy in 2020, though,

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when I just felt like, wait, I'm actually like these progressive people, like, they can't just be like,

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wow, you're so funny. It's got to be like there had to be like some moments for that.

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Because of social media, comedy and all our content has become, what does our content say about us?

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Like, what is the thing that I'm consuming say about me?

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So like.

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And I don't view comedy like that.

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Yeah, I think especially with comedy, it took another level of just like, the comedians I like should only say things that I agree with.

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So even politically or morally or whatever, I can't even laugh at the idea of you being wrong. And I especially, it really lost the plot with me when it started being comedians who would, the bit would beI was wrong. You know, like, like, you know, everyone has these bits of like, you know, oh, man, Dave Chappelle's PERSON famous one, or I guess famous to me, is the, you ever catch yourself rooting against yourself? And he talks about how he was racist. Someone was like, Santa Claus PERSON could be black.And he was like, no, he can't be black. Y'all imagine Santa Claus PERSON is black. He's going to be late showing up for Christmas the next day, all this, you know, like stereotypical shit. I'm not saying it's like the greatest joke. Right. But like the conceded a bit is he's wrong to have these thoughts. He's just expressing wrong thoughts that we can all laugh at. And then at some point like, I don't know if it's

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Tumblr or what, but everyone just decided like, that means you're a bad person. There's nothing

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funny about that. It's like, well, I don't, I don't accept that premise, number one. But number two, oh, this is about you. You're saying I would never laugh at the idea of a black Santa Claus PERSON being late because it's stereotypical. Because those are negative stereotypes black. I'm like, well, I didn't come to the comedy club for that.

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Yes. And also, you making me think about something else. When it comes to comedy, a lot of people feel that way and they feel that way about, quote, unquote, punching up and punching down. This is why a lot of people harp on, you can't punch up, quote, quote, you can't punch down because they feel like they wouldn't do that. But when it comes to, quote, comedy is comedy. And it's called a punch line for a reason.Somebody's going to get punched. And so it's one of those things for me. I'm like, anything could be funny if it's presented in the right way. Now, they have something that's presented. They are not funny. Everybody has their lines that varies all over the place.But I allow the comedy, the comedian, to have that freedom to express it. And then I'll go through the thought process to be like, ha ha, that's fucked up. But that shit was funny.

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I don't agree with that, but that shit is fucking hilarious. And I think that's where the shift happened. And also, that's why you see comedians falling into the two camps. It's the,

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I don't have to be funny if I go over here to these Republicans NORP, but they'll always laugh and they'll always give me my money. And they'll just like that they have another one to count amongst their group. Like, oh, look, we got another comedian coming over here. It counts.And then if you go too far to the left, it's the, well, I don't necessarily, I'm not going to try to be funny because I'm scared that there's going to be a consequence of being too funny in a way that that like is edgy or something or just pisses off the wrong group or whatever. So I'm just going to go over here and say everything y'all agree with and we'll just all get out of here.You know, I know J.L. is a fan of this guy, but it's why I didn't really like Bill Maher PERSON stand up because I used to always feel like, well, it's funny because I agree. It's not funny because I'm like, oh, fuck, never thought of that. No one could have made that joke.But now it feels like a lot of comedies like that. At least the stuff.

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Well,

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Bill Maher PERSON is a good example to me of somebody who's literally done both of these things.

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Because his comedy,

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I like to show for a long time

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and there's still, I still watch it the way I used to listen to Carolla PERSON.

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The line has shifted for me. Now, Bill Mar PERSON, I agree with him less, but I'm like, but let me, this is like some of that libertarian and right wing information that I can stomach, like I can, and at least hear some different stuff.

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But his stand-up, I was never like that, that big a fan of because I always felt like, like, I took my mom to see him because she's a fan and she hasn't go to any club. She hasn't watched stand-up. So, like, she wasn't going to watch his stand-up and be like, this, I've heard this all on Twitter

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and, like, from comedians, like, months ago.

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But for me, I was like, well, I'm here for my mom. This is, you know, this is like somebody who you realize 90% of your material is kind of, when you're doing political material, you better either have the most unique perspective

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or becoming or banging it out weekly like on a weekly shut.

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You can't do like every other year

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a stand-up special that's all political

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because it's done.

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But now he's veered into this and I think it is, and you've talked about this, it's some of it has to be calculated.

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I think he believes some of it, but some of it has to be calculated because he's got Robert

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Kennedy Jr. on his show, and he's talking about Israel and Palestine GPE's hot takes on that.

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And of course, it's going to, it's going to blow up.

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But he feels now like he's leaning into that. I think Sage Steele was like his first podcast sign up for his network. He's leaning extra into that. Yeah, it kind of feels good. Like they thought I was just someliberal Trump PERSON bashing guy.

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Now they're gaining respect for me and now like that feels good. Like he's old and he's finding like a new angle and a new audience so he's getting probably a whatever it is serotonin boost from like oh new fans oh they like this new perspective i'll lean into that so if somebody who's a millionaire famous comedian for 40 years can

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be susceptible to that obviously some open mic person with a chance to open for Roseanne Barr PERSON is going to be like, hell yeah, I hate immigrants.

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Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it is almost like whatever it takes. And then you have comedians that, like I just say, you're not on the right,you're not on left, you're somewhere in the middle. And for a lot of those comedians, they'll feel like a lot of their freedom in comedy is being literally just stripped away from them and they'll start complaining because they're like,

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hey, the fuck is this. Well, here's the thing I will say, though, because as a person that still watches a lot of comedy specials, I mean, there's a lot of people doing work out there. Like, that's not placated intoone side or the other. That's just kind of like, and I'm not even saying it's like revolutionary great work, but I just appreciate, I have an appreciation now for the guys who just like go out and try to be funny. And like, I have an appreciation now that I didn't have a few years ago because I've seen now the pitfalls of so many comedians being like it's safer. And it's and, you know, not to almost bring it full circle to like some of the first stuff I ever heard J.L. Calvian PERSON talk about.I feel like this is the ultimate extension of what you used to write about how the middle act went away. And so the economic realities of comedy became either you can afford to do comedy because you're losing money. So you just got to.

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Or you can't afford to do comedy.

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You got to figure the way to the money and headlining as fast as fucking possible because it's just not a reality.

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Comedy wages have not increased and they haven't met the cost of living.

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Right. And so when you got guys still paying people the wages that they were getting paid in the 90s and it's 2024. Right. At some point, you got to make a decision economically. And I think maybe that's what we're seeing. I'm just literally thinking about it as we're talking.

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But maybe we're seeing the ultimate, like especially after the pandemic, which sped things up, right? It sped everything up and less people were going out to shows, more people are consuming it online. Online is extremely polarizing. It's not like a comedy club.A comedy club you can go in, not agree with the person, but you're kind of just there to see what they're going to do. You know, it's not... Online is completely the opposite. If I don't agree, I won't let it be funny.If it, if I do agree, I won't let it not be funny like Sarah Cooper, right? So it's kind of, um, I think the ultimate, like, uh, the ultimate result of what you were talking about because now to play it safe, you just go to the one extreme or the other because those guys will make sure you get a career.

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That's your best chance of having a career is to go to one side or the other unless you're these older established guys that have a fan base who have like some money and they can just kind of put out their thing. I just watched Neil Brennan PERSON special. I thought it was pretty good. Jim Gaffigan PERSON had a goodspecial. Like, there's just certain guys now that I think can afford, they can, like, afford to be like, I'm going to be in the middle. I'm going to take some risk, and I'm not really going to please anybody's, like, politics, but I hopefully please everybody's funny bone. And I think maybe that'swhere we're at in the game right now.

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Yeah. And the last thing I'll say on this, although I think people are liking the comedy talk,

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is like I have a buddy Lou Perez PERSON, who's a libertarian, but like a real, a real libertarian.

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Like I genuinely, like I've seen him mock both sides.

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Like he isn't a Republican NORP who just doesn't want to be branded a Republican.

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So he comes up with this alternative title. But he wrote a book called who just doesn't want to be branded a Republican NORP, so he comes up with

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this alternative title. But he wrote a book called That Joke Isn't Funny WORK_OF_ART Anymore. And I remember reading it,

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and for the most part really liking it. And he got to a part where he was like, I voted for Obama in 08,

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but then because of drone issues and he voted third party in 2012. But he had these jokes in that

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chapter about Obama PERSON. Like, and I'm paraphrasing, but like a joke that was like he's the cool. I think he's probably the coolest guy to ever like bomb a wedding in the Middle East LOC. And I'm reading it and I'm feeling myself kind of go, man, why is he going there? And then I was like, wait, that's still a joke.

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It doesn't agree with my politics.

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That is a joke about Obama PERSON.

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Like, it's, you may not like it. Right.

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But that is a joke. And it's kind of, if it was about somebody else you didn't like,

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it'd be kind of funny joke.

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And I found myself going like, oh, okay. And that's what I'm asking people to do on maybe a lower level. Right.

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But this idea of like, it doesn't have to be your cup of tea,

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but this idea that jokes aren't funny because you don't agree with them is,

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is like we've gotten into that space. And with all my recent love of hockey, because I needed a new hobby, the jazz basically drove me into like becoming a super hockey fan over the last two years.

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Which makes sense. I think the leap from jazz, the Utah jazz fan a super hockey fan over the last two years. Which makes sense. I think the leap from jazz, the Utah Jazz ORG fan to the hockey fan is much smaller than people think.

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What lightest basketball fan base to most urban hockey fan base is like a difference of like nine black people.

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Right.

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It's right there.

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Same amount of firefighters and cops at both games.

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But that's like the thing about like I'm working on like a 10 or 12 minute hockey bit.

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Because to me it's like, like America GPE like comedy, I sit around these games.

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I watch these games.

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I go, I really like this game.

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I really don't like a lot of the people I'm surrounded by.

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Like, why is they, like, you don't have to know the politics of a room that when like the

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NYPD gets like an equally big cheer as the Rangers ORG, that you're in a weird space.

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Right.

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You know, and it's things like the National Anthem where, you know, if Colin Kaepernick PERSON kneels during

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the National Anthem EVENT, oh my God, you disrespectful, you know what.

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Right.

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But when these dudes are yelling, let's fucking go, Rangers ORG, in the middle of the anthem,

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that's respectful to the troops.

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Right, right.

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Like screaming over the anthem, trying to get yourself heard during like a quiet moment.

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Like, let's go right.

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And the behavior I have seen and the attitude and the fairly monochromatic audience and the like, you know, devil's triangle these fans have with the FDNY and NYPD ORG.

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Right.

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Yeah, Irish NORP guys beat not black throats.

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I'm sitting there going like, this is gross.

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How do I get to enjoy?

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Like, do you know what I mean?

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It becomes one of these things where it's like, and I feel like that's such a microcosm

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for like America GPE.

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It makes me think of like my dad never became a citizen.

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And I remember somebody saying to me like, your dad isn't a citizen.

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Why?

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I was like, because he doesn't want to be.

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He likes America GPE, but he has pride in where he's from and he feels no need for a new citizenship.

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Just like if somebody wants it, that's their choice and they can have that fit.

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And I look around a hockey game and I go, I kind of get it, dad.

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Yeah.

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I kind of get like, you like what this is about, but maybe you don't want to be it.

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Yeah, it's like I don't want to get like a season ticket holder thing to the Rangers ORG because

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now I got to admit some things about myself that I don't want to admit.

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So maybe like a half season package.

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Right. And I'm just like like one foot in the door, one foot out the door. I'm not one of you guys. Calm down, bro. Yeah. And also depend on where you're coming from when it comes to citizenship, which I didn't knowthis. Some countries you have to renounce what you came from

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to become an American NORP citizen. But do you have to do that with Haiti GPE? Because your dad was from Haiti, right?

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I don't know, but it was never, it was never

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or not, like it was never even a thought for him. Right.

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Like, so yeah, but it's just that's, it made me think of that because.

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Hold on.

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I got a quick question about the Rangers ORG.

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Where did the name come from?

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Were they like the Texas Rangers ORG and moved or something?

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Right.

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No, I have no idea.

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Because even that name, even, even, even, even, even, even that name sounds like, uh, people that, like, law enforcement. Yeah, but y'all don't. Well, they've been released since 1926. Even that name sounds like people that, like law enforcement.

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Yeah, but y'all are.

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Well, they were originally the Negro Ranglers ORG.

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Oh, okay.

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And then they changed it to the New York Rangers ORG.

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Okay.

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That message.

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You know what? I actually believe that story.

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I believe that 100% check.

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That's 100% facts.

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No need to Google or look that up.

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I think I may write that as like a fake blog just to see the response I get where it's like I've done research.

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I'm a history scholar from Williams College ORG.

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And it turns out the original name.

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And they have like the Rangers, they have one black dude on the team, Keand Miller who I think is half white half black

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but that's the jersey I want to get

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but he's a free agent after this year

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so obviously and his number is 79 which is the year I was born so I'm like that works perfectly

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but I know if I buy it now he definitely moved he's signing somewhere else

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yeah well good luck to you on that, man.

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Also, your special just dropped on Amazon Prime ORG.

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So if people have Amazon streaming, the Amazon Prime PRODUCT,

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they can check it out for the cost of what they're already paying,

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which basically means it's free.

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And I need to, this is a special announcement for all of Black Eyot Tips Nation ORG. It's a great special and if you have Amazon Prime, it's free or you can do a 30 day free trial and get access to it so it won't cost you anything. But between the emergency dental work and the legal fees that I am currently paying related to this very special, all views are greatly appreciated and spreading the word and sharing it on social media and reviewing it on Amazon ORG. It's all, you know, this is my, it is, I may sound like a broken record, but is there anything more on brand than my greatestspecial costing me the most money and career opportunities?

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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I mean, honestly, it's like we're living in a sitcom or some season of something on HBO where it's just like, what's-

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Are you, Larry PERSON? You don't know you, Larry PERSON?

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Kill my enthusiasm.

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Burn your enthusiasm.

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It's just honestly, man, like any time I'm feeling a little too upbeat, you know,

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where I'm like, you know, I think things are finally working out for O.JL PERSON there. I'm tuning in to the shows and I'm hearing some good news. And it's just like a like a toothache in the night. That's just your, your infection in your gums. It's just out of nowhere. And I do remember you talking about maybe having to take legal recourse and all this stuff at one point.

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And it sounded like maybe it got worked out and it was like, okay, I guess it's fine now or they figured something out. And then yeah, I was listening to the show a couple weeks ago and you're like yeah so it's definitely going to have to go to court and it's like god damn yeah and it's one of things where

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i was like this shit took 45 goddamn years i didn't think the shit was ever going to come out i was like i want to hear j l stuff y'all's stuff y'all is fucking it up for me yeah

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curb stop doing things. Not like that.

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Oh, title.

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That sounds like a potential title.

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I'm writing that down.

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Curb stop your enthusiasm.

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Shout to my man, be black.

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Now, if this doesn't settle, and I'm trying to, I'm not going to give away any discussions

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I've had.

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Right.

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But if it doesn't settle, there's always a chance, you know, that I could have to head to North Carolina at a later date.

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So then we can put together like a fun-raising show.

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Yeah.

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Help my man, J.L.

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Please.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Y'all come on.

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Get some T-shirts made up.

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Yes.

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Blumenthal Performing Arts Center ORG.

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Yes.

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We'll stream live and everything, Jay.

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We got you covered.

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For one night only, we hope. I don't know, guys. We're making plans, but who fucking knows?

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This might be a marathon.

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We don't know. The plane might crash on his way here, but if it all goes right, going to get them out of this problem. Yeah, I, um, yeah, so I hope that does work out for you, man.

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You know, I've told you before the special is so good. It really... And for anybody who didn't, like, the album and the special are different. Like, so in case anybody's, like, heard the album, the special has, like, 20 to 25 different minutes. Yes.

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So just so you don't think, like, you'd be repeating the whole thing.

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I've listened to the album and I watched the special. And special and I mean it's every bit as good as you said.

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And, you know, I don't say that lightly. There's some, I mean, I think there's been some really good specials this year. People finally kind of stepping it back up post-pandemic, quote, unquote.

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Brian Simpson, who we both talked about.

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That is my favorite non-JL special

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of the year so far. And I don't, it was,

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and that's an example of a guy who if you told me,

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I didn't learn until, I think after I watched it,

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either you said it or somebody said to me that he like opens for

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Rogan PERSON. Yep, yep, that's what I heard. And I would have thought, oh, okay, so is this going to be one of these dudes who's like, you know, black people, right? He's looking up all the time, right? Like, I'm not, you're not racist. Like, we're cool.Why can't we be cool? Yes.

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I thought it was going to be like that too.

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He was killing. It actually made me respect Rogan a little bit because I got, okay, so Rogan's putting the comedy first. Right.

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Because I was thinking like, damn, you let him open for you because that's dangerous because I mean you got

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I just I guess at this point of your Rogan PERSON your crowd is so Rogan they don't care yeah you

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literally can't bomb but like putting a killer before you with some that like that that's some

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balls because like I could easily yeah that guy is a better stand-up comic than Joe Rogan has ever been.

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Like, like, yeah.

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That Netflix ORG special is so strong and, like, so refreshing.

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Because it was like, here is a great special with no agenda, but like a point of view and great originality.

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I mean, they used a great preview when he, and I'll say it only because it was the preview,

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but when he said he was talking about black people joining the army,

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not really for patriotism.

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Like, I like the country.

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I love the country, but I'm not in love with the country. And then he said, I joined in May of 2001. So 9-11 EVENT was like my 9-11.

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That is as good a joke as you'll hear yes it's incredible and like good

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twist and turns to the comedy and the perspective um like I and I was a little nervous at first

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because he does the thing where he acknowledges like racism and white people are in the room right

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away and I was like oh is he going for the soul bounce?

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But he didn't really.

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Not at all. Not at all.

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I was very impressed.

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And for that to be, at least as I know it, his first special, that feels like a guy who

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waited to be good enough to put out a, like he wasn't a, all right, it's just, that's time. I need to put something out.

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Let's make some content. We got to feed the content. But I think that's an example also of a guy

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who probably is very comfortable. If you're opening for Rogan PERSON, you are, you are living a good life.

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Like, he's probably giving you a lot of money per show. He's getting, like, you have a lot of opportunity.

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So that's what i always question whether it's somebody like a j farrow or nick cannon PERSON putting out like a bad special i go but why you have all the you have all this money and opportunity and like other things and also the people who don't

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kind of push themselves but like this is the way i would like if i didn't need money and wasn't maybe just like always pouring out ideas, I'd love to have the comfort to just go, mm, 2028 will be my next thing.

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And I'm going to really, you know, really marinate on all this stuff.

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But yeah, so I enjoyed that as well.

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Now, you listen to the show all the time.

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So I want to get into some other topics with you.

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Yes, sir.

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As well, make sure y'all check out Half Blackface, Amazon ORG Prime. I know y'all got it because y'all got the, y'all, I'll get the next day shipping. Let's be honest. And if you're so inclined, obviously streaming or buying my older albums, much appreciated. Everything is on my website, you know, the store page.

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So jailcomedy ORG.

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com is the website. Jail comedy will be in the show notes as well, guys. All right, let's play some music so we can get paid for this whole thing. We've been doing up front. And then we'll come back and talk some news. Psycho.

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Music.

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That's nasty. All right, let's talk about news. I think biggest black Twitter news kind of was

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Amanda Seals PERSON went on the

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Shannon Sharp Club Shay Show. And it was three hours of just, like, it was three hours of like like it was three hours of like if J.L. PERSON gave all his gripes with comedy but then was like and I played no role in any of it. Like I don't I don't remember tweeting at this guy.I never made a joke about this comedian that pissed him off. I don't, you know, they just got mad for no fucking reason. It's kind of like that. And so there's this one clip that I saw that I thought was really interesting and I'll share it with everybody. I justremember I got to put it in a different browser

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because it hates

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it fucking hates girl.

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It does.

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But there's this clip

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where she talked about working on the set of

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insecure PRODUCT and how she got in trouble

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working on insecure

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because

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she called someone the N-word on truth

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Jen PERSON I got in trouble for saying a nigger

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uninsure I got in trouble for telling a brother he was a revolutionary nigger in trouble like literally got pulled aside and was toldwe need to talk about the incident that you had

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I guess when you're in corporate you got to keep in corporate man

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we say nigger on the show we say nigger all day on this motherfucking show

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and it

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why fucking is

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is blanked out

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but not niggas

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funny to me right um but uh I love shit I have only watched

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the clips yeah i love

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the shannon sharp PERSON of just like i'm just like he's like a detective where the the the the perpetrator has waived their right to an attorney and he's just like i'm just going to sit here and let youkeep talking while we tape this you will bury yourself right yeah right yeah and it's also funny too because um keep talking while we tape this. You will bury yourself. Right.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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Yeah. And it's also funny too because he's doing his damnedest to like stay in his lane. Because I don't think Shannon PERSON necessarily is a race guy. If anything, he's like the opposite of a race guy. There's another segment where she talks about racist kids when she was growing up and white kids calling her racial slurs and he does his bestto be like but they with how much of that is just because they kids and they don't understand you know like their parents understand but they don't understand she's like if i can understand as a black child what they were doing to me, then they have to understand what they're doing. Like, it can't be, well, only a black kid can understand how, what being called the N-word is going to, like, no, the person saying it also knows there's going to be some effect, right?Even if it's not the same level of understanding as, like, a grown-ass adult, it's some level of understanding of hurting. It's like, if a kid was picking on someone for being fat, they're not, maybe they don't know the same as like, it's not the same as Stephen A. Smith PERSON, but it is intended to hurt that kid's

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feelings for being fat, right? He could not understand this. So I, I think there's that part

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of it too where he's like, it's like, it's not just that he's like go on it's also like you said that

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not me i don't call people nigger at work but if that's a thing you like to do that maybe you

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understand in a way i don't skip also like why do fuck you do understand this is the job of acting

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just because something's in the script does not mean it's when you're off script and just live in life. And on set, you can just do that shit. It's like if a movie...

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Our boy Alan Tuddick in 42 WORK_OF_ART.

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Right.

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It was like Chadwick.

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Chadwick, let me hollet you real quick.

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Yeah, like, what's that show that everyone likes to have ruin it and she's on drugs?

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Euphoria.

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You can't just be fucking.

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You know what I'm like?

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It's like, well, look, we fuck a lot on the show.

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So I went to the craft services table and I banged a couple PAs.

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What's the fucking problem?

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Yeah, we did cocaine.

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We did cocaine off of somebody's

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tities. I don't see if it's in

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the script. What's this guy that's a cameraman? What's his, what's his deal?

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Uh, but back to her.

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It was a black woman who pulled me to the side. And this

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brother is

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now all the black people aren't black enough that quick. That quick. They were, it went from like, uh, we were on the set of the black. And this brother, in quotes, you can hear it.

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Add it from the neck down where eating edibles on set from Detroit GPE. I mean, that's a nigga.

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And all his business. A bunch of stereotypes.

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Right.

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Also, why, why, um, why all of a sudden now is it like, well, listen, you're a black person, you had face tattoos. Clearly I should be able to call you a nigger. That's just, you just need to accept it. That's your lot in life.

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She went, she went from Nino Brown, Ms. Hawkins to like Donald Trump PERSON saying where am I African American like in the same sentence she had like the same

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180 difference. If any white person would

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have used these stereotypes to justify

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like treating someone

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or something we'd be like that's racist as fuck

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but she's like no I'm so right

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that I can say it.

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But I had said to him,

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there was like a Malcolm X PERSON quote in my trailer

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and he sets my trailer, my clothes in my trailer.

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So I came to him, I was like, hey, did you leave that Malcolm X PERSON quote in my trailer? And he was like, nah, I was like, damn, you don't only revolutionary nigger around here. He was like, I'm not a nigga.

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And I said, okay, I get it. Hmm, who said that? And I kept him moving. This was the incident. So she she's like we need to talk about

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the incident and I said well what incident what incident well when you just refer to him as a nigger

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so actually I refer to as a revolutionary nigga it was a compliment right um yeah but when he said

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he's not oh well that's okay then like you know what else is in the script a lot?

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On insecure?

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Bitch. Bitch is in the script a lot. If the dude that played Lawrence PERSON was calling people bitch outside.

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It would be a problem.

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And he got pulled to the side.

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It's like, you got to understand. And then also just on a respect level, I say, nigga, a lot.

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But if someone tells me not to call them that it's not a problem to me because it's it's about respect it's i respect your space i respect that that thing um i always say this about pronouns too when people get like caught up on like the right and wrong of it and all this i'm like but on a basic human being level if someone asked me me to like, hey, can you call me she? It's, it don't even require you doing like transgender studies 401 senior course level. It don't even require that.Just on a respect level. And if you want to get even more cynical on a, I just don't want no hassle level.

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Right.

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Because there's also that. You're at work. I just don't want no hassle level. Right. Because there's also that, you're at work. I just don't want no hassle. Okay, you don't like being called in where I apologize. Brother, I'm sorry about that.I did not realize that. And do you move on with your day? Instead, it's just like, too bad for you. And it wouldn't be so bad if her three hourswasn't just all of her gripes with everyone who's ever done anything that she did not like she took it personal and it was their fault and it was intentional and they fucked up and they owe her and here's this example where the shoe is literally on the other foot and she's explaining it as if still this was done to me and she goes further than this uh in the in the last like 30 40

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seconds i was going to say before you play i was just going to say the only because if this is how it happened and this was the first time she heard this person not wanting this then i could see her having an issue being like okay i didn't do it again right i just just you know but yeah well she gonna she gonna get into person not wanting this, then I could see her having an issue being like, okay, I didn't do it again. Right. I just just, you know, but. Yeah.

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Well, she's gonna, she gonna get into it.

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I think you didn't take it back.

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I said like, you mean like take back sees?

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I mean, where, where are we at? And she was like, well, I said, but we literally say they go on this show. Like literally, she's like, well, you said, but we literally say nigga on this show. Like literally. She's like, well, you're going to need to apologize to him. But this is the action of like, I need to, you need to bow down. People are always trying to get me to like apologize from shit I didn't do wrong because they feel like I'm too haughty.They feel I'm too sure of myself. They feel like I need to be cut down to size all the time. And the unfortunate part of that is that it's not a reflection of me. It's a reflection of them.

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Right. And so that's the end of that clip. So like I said, it went even further because by the end it's like, oh, they did this to me to humble me. It's like no one did a thing. You did a thing. Like you did a thing and someone didn't like it and you're like, well, it can't be because you genuinely feel that I wronged you or that I was out of line because I could never be out of line.I could never be wrong. Everyone else is wrong. And clearly.

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Could I be her like anti-industry pastor where she comes to me for guidance on how to scale this back to like not go 100% but maybe just 70% of the way.

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I don't think she does 70.

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I think she does 100 on everything. But yeah, it's just interesting that because I think at least in my online spaces, which are very much like pro-black, try to be very supportive of women and stuff. It's been like a weird time to watch people kind of try to rationalize and then other people like call them out because within the industry, there's a lot of people that have had bad dealings with herand many of them being other black women. And at one point she like calls out Issa Ray Issa Rae PERSON and stuff. So, like,

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she's calling out some people that people actually love and fuck with and that have done good in the community and done right by everyone else except according to her. You know, like, I'll still remember the final special after Insecure WORK_OF_ART air. They did this, like, a wrap-up thing of where they had been doing a documentary on the series for like X amount of seasons so that they could, and the whole thingwas just everyone on timeline gushing over Issa Ray PERSON because she was literally empowering people throughout the process and being like, oh, this person was a PA, they ended up being a writer and an actor on the show. Oh, this person was awriter. They ended up being one of the stars of the show like Kelly PERSON. And it was really good because it was body positivity and all this. And so then they tried to like one person goes on the air that has a problem with every single bodyin the world and is the common denominator in all these problems. It's like, but I'm the one telling the truth about Issa Ra PERSON. The rest of y'all are fooled. She didn't protect me. And I'll just say one more thing about Issa Rae PERSON. The rest of y'all are fooled. She didn't protect me. And I'll just say one more thing about it too, because I remember at the time being very, I was very much paying attention to this.When Amanda Seals got kicked out or didn't get led into this Oscar party that Issa Rae's PERSON agent or somebody was hosting. Yeah, she didn't even host.

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Issa Ray PERSON wasn't even hosting it, right?

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But she didn't get put it. So she went Instagram live and cried on the curb and, and, uh, made it all, you know, like, this is a plot against me somehow. All I do is try to help black people. And, and, uh, even though we can't name or find any of the black people that have been helped, uh, we, she's like, all I do is help black people.And that's, they're trying to destroy me, these other black people and stuff. Issa Ray went on Amanda Seale's PERSON podcast after that. It was, the podcast is called Small Doses WORK_OF_ART. I listened to the episode. I don't know if it's still up or not, but I listened to that episode. And for her to say Issa Ray PERSON didn't protect me and didn't do anything from me, it's kind of sad because she went on that show and provided her, in my opinion, a lotof grace and cover that I would not have. You know what I mean? Like she went on there and was like, hey, we're both bosses and things get a little miscommunicated and stuff, but we love each other and we loveworking with each other and you cool with me and blah blah blah. And I'm like, I guess now having the experiences I've had, I'm like, oh, no, you don't help that scorpion cross the river. You do not. You're going to get stung.And lo and behold, 2024, she got stung trying to help because she could have been like, listen, you're wrapped on insecure or whatever the fuck. You're just an actor there. Play your role and it's over over peace like i'm gonna go be east of ray and do other isa ray PERSON shit i don't need to be friends with you or to make you look good you weren't letting that party for a fucking reason there's a reason that after that happenedmany people on the show or there were people on the show that were putting stuff out uh sub tweeting and shit about you. There wasn't nothing positive. No one was like, oh, they did my girl wrong. We need to get her in here. There's a reason for that, and it's not because you're so pro-black.So that was a big deal, and she kind of did Issa PERSON wrong. And the other thing she did was she said that she self-diagnosed herself with autism, and that's why people don't really like her now. In addition to her being super pro-black. Right.

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And she didn't want to deal with people going, but you can actually get a test on this dog.

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It's a weird one because, one, I don't think some of the stuff she's described is necessarily autism.

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Like some of this stuff is like,

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like we know autistic people. And I know it's not the same for everybody,

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but it's not like, oh, well, clearly you called them a nigger for autism. Like, that's not what happened there. But the other part of it is she lied. Like when she was asked, did she get a diagnosed by Shannon Sharp PERSON? She called it deflection, but she lied and said, yeah, I did.

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And then when she went on Instagram ORG later, she went, oh, no, I looked it up. And I realized that's what I have. And it just, I can't get the test. It costs too much or whatever. So I know I got it got it and then of course everyone that reported it she got mad at turned off the comments and kept making video so like i don't know if she's done like freaking out on ig over it but it's it's just been like a bad look she's the first person that went on that show that truly came out looking worse because everybody else since chan is not going challenge you and you get to say whatever you want everybody else, since Shannon PERSON's not going to challenge youand you get to say whatever you want, everybody else for the most part, people just kind of have their back. Even when they are wrong, like Kat Williams was lying about shit. I think Monique PERSON spun some shit.But for her, she's the first one that I've really seen drop it and then try to control the narrative. Like, she's online arguing with people when Kat Williams just said what he said and was like, fuck it, if they don't believe it, it don't matter to me.

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It's time to go on tour. Don't matter. Is she going to be the next Stacey Dash PERSON? Is the next pivot to just sort of calling back to our comedy discussion to become sort of like a, you know, a former Hollywood GPE star tells the truth about anti-black black people in Hollywood GPE.

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I would say no, but I also don't know. But I would say no, because I think she's built a lane of saying I'm so pro-black. Right.

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She can't, I don't even know what she would find a fan base of, I mean, I know there's always

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white people willing to accept.

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There's always Republicans NORP who love, they, they will love a pretty black woman who comes out.

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It would cost her, it would cost her more than a Stacey Dash PERSON.

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Because Stacey Dash PERSON never built inroads in the community like this.

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Like she does a lot of like, even if it's like basic shit, but it's like a lot of like, I'm calling out

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this racist thing that,

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you know,

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we all,

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so like to then flip that into like,

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you know,

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I'm on Fox News.

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Y'all check me out. Fox Nation tonight.

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It would be real, it would be real jarring for her people. And she still does have some support. Like I think there's some people that are, you know, it's this thing we have now.It's almost like everything's staying culture. So she said it. I have to defend it. She's good in my book. How, you know, there's the if a man said it type of shit, which is always weird. Because it's always like, so you're admitting that the men were wrong when you, when peoplesupported that bullshit. Yes. But why can't a woman be wrong? Oh, yes. Equality. That's what we need.So, yeah, it's just, it's been an interesting week or whatever. And also, in other news, Jerry Seinfeld PERSON keeping it comedy. What about him? He said he isn't worried about political correctness.

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Okay. During his comedy routines, political correctness is something of a word for people who can't think, he told page six in a recent interview. Because of that, they make stupid mistakes that are offensive, and the Seinfeld WORK_OF_ART alum explained. He suggests pick up a paper, find out what's going on,to just navigate around it. Seinfeld WORK_OF_ART, whose love of cereal was well documented in Seinfeld, offered that advice while promoting Unffrosted WORK_OF_ART, a movie inspired by the 1963 race between Coloves and Posts PRODUCT to create a pastry that would change the face of breakfast forever.Hey, we're running out of content, just as an aside. Didn't we just have a hot Cheetos PRODUCT fucking movie? We did. Or some shit? Yeah, we did.

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We did. We did. From the man who invented Cheetos PRODUCT.

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Yes, we did.

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We had a Tetris PRODUCT movie. Shit is getting weird. We did.

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This shit is getting weird. We're at peak content now. It's like, like, some studio execs just like in, like, looking at scripts or whatever, and it's like,um, whole wheat tortillas. Let's get, let's get Christopher Nolan on the line all right

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I think we got a hit

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the inventor of

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right bread we got to get on this shit

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have you seen

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it's gonna be loud

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as shit

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have you seen Pixar ORG's new

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movie rice what the fuck we're down to nothing yes Out of shit. Have you seen Pixar's new movie, Rice WORK_OF_ART?

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What the fuck?

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We're down to nothing.

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Yes, it's about rice.

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All the characters are grains of rice.

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Yeah. Oh, wait until Wild Rice PRODUCT shows up.

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We're going to have Tracy Morgan play Wild Rice PRODUCT.

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The movie came about because it's what I mean, Pop-Tarch PRODUCT just kind of stuck out. He recalled, there's like a few things I remember for childhood. I was like, wow, I can't believe it giving us that Pop-Tarts PRODUCT just kind of stuck out. He recalled. There's like a few things I remember for childhood. I was like, wow, I can't believe they're giving us that Pop-Tarts PRODUCT crazy food I remember. Didn't relate to any product, blah, blah, blah. The rest of this is about themovie. Here's the thing I want to say, though. And Jay, I wonder how you feel about this. Because Seinfeld WORK_OF_ART's pretty documented as being like kind of, like, he's kind of like the, these college kids are too sensitive and then-da-da-da.

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But in my trip, his act has none of this in it. Nope. I don't of like the these college kids are too sensitive and then that I'm not trying

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his act has none of this in it nope I don't understand why he is even playing in this

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feel like you're not offending nobody you're not saying anything to a possibly could offend

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nobody's lines like this is like when I saw when I was in uh Philly to watch the jazz play the Sixers this year,

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and I saw a big, like a poster for Jeff Dunham, the ventriloquist comedian was coming to perform there in like two months.

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And I think the title of his tour was still not canceled. And I was like, dude, you do hack bullshit with puppets. Right. Like, and to me, the cancel, I'm not saying this for Seinfeld WORK_OF_ART, but what a lot of the, now cancel is becoming like a cultural signal.

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Yes.

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It has nothing to do with your act. It has to do with, oh, you're against cancel culture. Cancel culture means liberals and the communities they try to protect. Right. And so, like, it got to, I thought that was at the absurd level of like, wait, Jeff Dunham PERSON. You do hack 80s material with puppets.No one is canceling you. No one gives a shit.

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You're so that where Seinfeld WORK_OF_ART, to be fair to him,

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because I heard him on the New Yorker podcast on Friday or Tuesday. What's today? Sunday, Friday. On Friday. And I guess he was referencing a little bit more Seinfeld WORK_OF_ART, the show, like, which obviously he has a stake in protecting that reputation and its legacy.

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And he was mentioning, I forget what plot, but there were plots and sins that may, wouldn't be okay today.

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So I don't think he necessarily is speaking for his own standup act, though it is weird when he brings up like, I can't do colleges.

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The college kids ain't checking for you either, old man.

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I think that's a mutual agreement. Like, you shouldn't want to do colleges.

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And colleges would probably not dig you.

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It's nobody's fault either way.

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Right.

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Your act is, I'm not even a cop. I wouldn't even do well at colleges. Right. I'm 25 years younger than Jerry Seinfeldon PERSON. Right.

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So I feel like maybe he's looking at as like an elder statesman of comedy at large where I can, you know, somebody, the same way I found it annoying when people were telling Todd Phillips when Joker came out, you know, in 2019. And he, he said,

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I don't think I can even do comedies anymore. Now, you can disagree with him. Right. But I'm like, but the dude who did the hangover and old school has a voice in comedy.

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Like, you don't make two of the most successful best comedies of the last 20 years and then not get to have an opinion on comedy.

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Yeah.

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So I think Seinfeld WORK_OF_ART is due his opinion and his respect for both his stand-up and his show.

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If you say, if you say, but he's sort of.

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If you say it's about the show, I get it now.

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Because I think I was thinking about his stand-up because he's also said-

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No, but I think he's speaking on both because he has spoken about not doing college shows. Right. And that would only be stand-up. It's not like he's airing Seinfeld WORK_OF_ART episodes.

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That's weird because I'm like, hey, if you're feeling it for some comedians you like

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who are a little more edgy and speaking for them, I get it. Jerry Seinfeld at 66 or 70 doing a college show doesn't even make sense to anybody.

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Right.

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I don't mean that as disrespect. Well, not just that, but also I want to add, it doesn't make sense also because he wouldn't be edgy. So it's not even like, it's like not even a battle that he's fighting where like,

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I'm doing this interview because when I do college shows, these fucking kids walk out. I was like, no, maybe they don't walk in, but they definitely aren't like being upset by what you're saying and leaving.

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And I still fuck with that show, but I do, I take his point about the show because I have seen the revisionist history, you know, of the, all the things we thought were funny growing up. You know, people say Martin's not funny. Seinfeld WORK_OF_ART wasn't funny. Right. Friends WORK_OF_ART wasn't funny and all this shit. And it's like, I get that you guys are performing, but there's a reason those shows had ratings out the roof.

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There's a reason there's T-shirts with the phrases from those shows that are still sold today. Decades later. There's a reason that these fucking new shows with the phrases from those shows that are still sold today. Decades later. There's a reason that these fucking new shows where everyone looks at the camera and there's no studio audience type shit.

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There's a reason that there's a, these formats have changed over the years because they can't duplicate that shit. It's not, you're not going to catch that lightning in the bottle. And, yeah, you know, but so I do understand if he's, if that's what he was saying, but yeah, just in general.

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But he said both. Like he was talking about the show on the New Yorker ORG and I

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understood him much clearer there, but he

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has spoken about, I won't do

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colleges. And it's like, good.

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You shouldn't. Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing here

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old man? We don't, they don't want to hear

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about your 1550s

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Superman PERSON bit. They're like, I'm flexible. I don't hear about your arthritis jokes, old man. They don't want to hear about your 1950s Superman bit.

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They're like, I'm flexible. I don't want to hear about your arthritis jokes old man. They've had 75 new Superman PERSON played Clark Kent since then.They don't even know

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they don't even know what that joke's about anymore. Christy Noam has a book that she wrote a book that came out, I guess, or coming out. And she's faced some political backlash online because in her book,no going back the truth on what's wrong with politics and how we move America GPE forward, which always makes me wonder like, do they get paid per the word and the title with these fucking books?

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What the fuck is up with political books?

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Why are their titles so goddamn long? It's always like two words, semicolon, 37 words. Like, no. Tough, tough stuff.

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My feminist yet conservative faith-based approach to bringing America GPE back from the brink of liberal disaster.

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Grab this up,

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making five words or less. The fuck is this.

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What's the, what's all girl? Ed Coulter has like 90 of these books. Like, Ed Coulter PERSON book titles are fucking insane. Like, I've never obviously read one of her books.

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Why liberals are destroying America GPE, the church, family, faith, religion, and schools and what we can do as Second Amendment warriors and prayerful people to take our country back.

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Yes.

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Come on through.

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I'm on Amazon ORG right now.

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It is the latest one is Adios America ORG. And it has, it has, as a matter of fact, I'm going to show you all this because this is so racist. It's Adios America ORG and it has it has a matter of fact I'm going to show y'all this because this looks this is so racistit's Adios America but look at how they did the title with the upside down exclamation and then the the rightthe right side wouldn't like like it's like oh yeah yeah like these fucking Hispanics NORP right and then the left plan to turn our countryinto a third world hellhole. If Democrats had any brains, they'd be Republicans NORP.

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How to talk to a liberal. This is crazy. Oh, my God. In Trump PERSON, we trust. E plurib, it's awesome. Resistance.She's more prolific than Stephen King.

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Resistence is futile how Trump

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how the Trump PERSON hating less left lost his collective mind. Like these titles, man, they are so long. But so I guess in her book,she talked about a dog she killed. The dog was like 14 months old, which I don't know much about dogs.

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I know they grow faster.

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I know it's seven times.

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Like whatever a human is or something like seven.

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Dog years is like a human years plus seven.

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So she killed a eight year old.

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Like it's not,

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it's still the math doesn't make it look much better.

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14 months seems young.

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I just did for anybody who's listening or like on my on my YouTube and and Twitter. Like I did a four minute video. I think it's one of my best Trump videos ever yesterday, but about him defending her for killing the dog. But I think this is an example of like the Republicans NORP, they can't stop themselves. They keep having to make the left an enemy no matter how extreme. So she was blaming like the response to her dog story as like,wokeness or like, and it's like, no, no, no, ma'am, you're bragging about not liking your puppy because you couldn't train it to hunt. So you killed it.

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Right.

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Like that's some serial killer shit. Like even the right, like it's backfired on her because even people on the right are like, um, we like that I know we very few things are bipartisan anymore. Uh, we like dogs.

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Right. Is that? You murdered a dog and we're like flexing. Like right? Trigger the lives, right? And it's like, ma'am.

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Also, like, this is what happens when you define everything by how angry it makes liberal people.

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Because you know, because it's a book.

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It passed an editor.

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She, you know, she wanted to tell this story.

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Several rounds of rights and rewrites.

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Right.

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And no period of time, nobody would like, take this shit out of here.

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Because the whole point was like, when the left seats is, they're going to be so triggered. And she never thought everyone's going to be triggered that you killed a fucking puppy. My neighbor's kid kept throwing a ball in my yard.

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So I threw him off a bridge.

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Sorry.

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Sorry, lives. I guess that's not enough DEI a bridge. Sorry. Sorry, lives. I guess that's not enough DEI for you. Right. Right. Sure, I shot a kid.

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The kid was getting on my nerves. I just gave it too. His little friend came. I shot him too.

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The dog was called cricket.

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And she said that the dog was nasty and mean, even though they went on the hunt it didn't kill it wouldn't kill anything it saw some chickens in her neighbor's yard it killed some of the chickens and she made it she's like it went through them one by one like a trained assassin

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i went so it had some potential i mean yeah it was like we're going on a bird hunt them birds maybe it's a user error you know but she was she said then it almost bit me so then i killed the dog and i never liked that dog um and so of course uh everyone has been just just giving her

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a lot of yeah a lot of a lot of flag for it now she is still a possible running mate for trump

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because he hasn't actually picked the vice president yet I thought Tim Scott

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was a shoe in, a soft shoe in, the vice president.

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But it's looking like

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that might not be the case.

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No, it's not, nope.

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I don't think it will be. And a polar goat took an air because it was being nasty too. So she shot a goat too.

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Yeah, she also shot a goat. So she should have done the thing. She should have played. If she was watching Shogun, she would have taken a more like he dishonored my community. And I had to, I had to,

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I know you haven't seen Shogun, sorry.

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Sorry to miss the reference, guys. It's my father.

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USC ORG has now canceled their

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graduation ceremony.

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So now these po-babies

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that got their ceremonies canceled for COVID. Went through school. Four years later, they like, yeah,

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I actually get a graduation. And your

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graduation again get fucking canceled. Oh, I will be goddamn livid. No high school or college graduation.

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Because a lot of people are to realize, yeah, it's four years later for a lot of those kids. So for the kids that went in and did that four years, it's time again for, you know, them to get their praises and all that shit. And they was like, nah, go ahead and tell your families to cancel their flights. Yeah.

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And OJ died this year too. So it's really bad for USC ORG. Yeah.

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It's a really bad year for USC ORG. Or good if you're like Fred Gold PERSON. Like he loves it.

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Campus anti-war protesters now also have dug in all around the country.

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And now these municipalities, these universities are calling like the police on some of them which i don't i'm sorry man

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like uh uh that's never the good guys in the movie like you like like i don't the time they'd

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call campus security but they don't want to call them they want to call them they want to call

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i'm sure they called camera security first i'm sure they did the kids aren't leaving it's a protest

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right the goal is to not leave. And

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honestly, you

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put sick and the police on them, it just makes them look more heroic,

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more right, more

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better. It's not like,

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there's no movie where this

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happens and we cheer it. You know what I mean? Like, everyone's like, fuck man, the cops are beating up kids. The people that are like, yay, always the villains. You know what I'm saying? It's the book burning thing. It's like, fuck, man, the cops are beating up kids. The people that are like, yay, always the villains. You know what I'm saying? It's the book burning thing.It's like, you know, I book banning theory. Okay? You never see good guys burning books. So you don't, so I'm anti-book burning, right? So it's getting real bad, though. And I think I listened to The Daily talk about the, I think Columbia University ORG.

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Columbia ORG, yeah.

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And how that, and it made me reframe the situation in my eyes now to where Republicans NORP are clearly coming down on these universities. They're targeting them much to me in the way that they target the trans community where it's not really about those universities it's not really about the threat that they pose they don't really our base hates ivy league schools

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so when a lot of them got their degrees from these places yeah um so uh i think the kids this is their

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only way of fighting back because Because clearly the conservatives are winning.

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Because when the Columbia dean or president went to Congress ORG, she capitulated.

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She was just completely like, yeah, we'll fucking investigate teachers.

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We're going to kick anyone who's pro.

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Like, this guy, he's too pro-Palestine.

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He got to get the fuck off.

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We're investigating him. The guy didn't even know he was being investigated. Right.

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And then Mike Johnson went like two days later to Columbia ORG and was like, clearly she has to be removed. She's not doing a good job. So like it literally was, they want to have it, which is like we want the grandstanding to like own the libs on TV in front of ourcommittees. And then we're not going to have them move on. Like we're not we're not going to support her even if she, you know, it's a good, it's a good example of why Democrats shouldn't like Joe Manchin PERSON shouldn't look for bipartisanship.

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Right.

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Because like they don't actually want this.

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Right. There's no, there's no reasoning with that side and they don't really care. Like,

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it's all bad. America, I'm sorry to interrupt, but this has been like one of my big things on,

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on the podcast, which is like America GPE right now, if America was made up of the Democratic

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base or party or non- Republicans NORP, that's what a functioning democracy would look like. You wouldn't have agreement. You'd have the squad representing a, and Bernie representing a more left wing vision for America. You'd have Biden PERSON kind of in the middle, maybe to the right of the middle. But everybody would be on the same path of like, how do we move this forward? Like, this is a non-starter for me, but this I can compromise on. But the problem is, that only represents like 51% of the country all that chaos.Then there's 49% or at least in terms of politics, not in terms of population, that are just like, we just want to see that 51% fail.

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Yes.

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It's my analogy is like if you're playing a basketball game and it's five on five, but two of your teammates, two of your starting five are also like siding with. That's the Republicans NORP. So it's like we are on the American NORP team, but it turns out like we can't get anything done because some of our team is actually against us.

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Yes. That's their only mission is like we want to shave points or throw the game.

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Yes. Yeah, exactly. And I think this is like a no-win situation because I don't think them getting the police

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that's sick on these kids is going to change anything.

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If anything, it's kind of like the civil rights movement where it wasn't getting too

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much traction, especially internationally, and then because of the invention of basically news, camera and global news, and then the police going out there and doing what they be doing on camera, it made people moresympathetic to be like, yeah. And I think this is going to make more kids' protests. It's going to shut down more campuses because it's one of the only places that kids can express how they're feeling about itin a place where they can be together in solidarity. We don't have a lot of spaces like that. Like social media is not really a space. It's just we're all individually on that together. You canhashtag something. But like these kids, what they're doing is pretty inspiring that they're putting their educations and their lives at risk to make a statement about what's going on in Gaza and try to get it to stop.

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I don't, I don't.

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And I'll just say lastly, and then Karen PERSON, you got it. If the universities were this liberal bastion that all these Republicans NORP say they are, they wouldn't be calling the cops on these kids. Like, that's always been a lie that universities are some of the oldest traditional steeped in racism and a bunch of other isms in the world. In America GPE, especially, like going back, like many of their origin stories are like,we wouldn't have no black people in. We had slaves built it.

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And then in the last like 30, 40 years as Republicans NORP became staunchly anti-people

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learning things, they've been like, because they go there and they learn that everyone's

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transgender.

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And then they're going to come out and vote that way.

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And now I'm like, well, the schools are kind of showing you. If you didn't believe all the black people that have ever worked there, if you didn't believe all the LGBTQ people that have worked there and attended those placesthat are like, actually it's not very liberal,

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I think going to get the cops to get the kids out of there says these places ain't that liberal. Karen PERSON, go ahead.

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Yeah, and also it's one of those things where universities, like you said, it's one of the few places where you get a large collection of young people, even though you have people of all ages between the ages of like 18 to like, you know, 24, 25, particularly if you live on campus all together and them learning and learning about the political process.And, you know, because for a lot of them, they've only go about the political process. And, you know, because for a lot of them, they've only had to fight their parents. But now for some of them, they're coming to reality. It's a whole last system here. And so the system is the school, quote unquote. It's a small system, but the system is the school versus the kind of the larger system.And so this is allowing them to voice their opinions and get their voices out there. And, you know, the place where for a lot of them, this is one of the first time that they've actually been heard and being kind of inspired to actually raise their voices and protest and be like, well, I don't like this. I don't like this. They're learning this.

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It's a lot of. Actually, Karen, you know, one of the things I think is being underestimated is that these kids have been organizing. They actually, like, grew up in an organizing time. Like, Trayvon Martin, George Floyd PERSON, you know, the pink pussy hat marching, the women's march. had marching, the women's march, like,they've actually, in a way that maybe because we're living through it, it doesn't seem the same, right? But these kids have grown up living and organizingprotest for a while. And so I think people are underestimating the resolve of these kids because it's not just that they're being inspired. They actually have the tools to keep shit like this going for a while. This is not a flash in the pan. Like, oh, they're out today. I'm not saying you're saying this. They're not like out today, but they'll be up tomorrow. These kids are like, they kind of been through some shit, you know. Also to march for our lives, the gun stuff. Like, this is a generation of pretty active kids that are protesting.

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Yeah, and I agree. And also, you're talking about a lot of these are the generation of school shooters. A lot of them have gone through seeing friends and family members died. So a lot of them, even if they chose not to, particularly if they were in some of these larger ones that kind of covered the news, a lot of them have gone through seeing friends and family members died so a lot of them even if they chose not to particularly if they was in some of these larger ones that kind of covered the news a lot of them

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have been thrust and thrown into protesting and standing up and regardless of if they wanted to or not so for some of them this is quote unquote a part of life yeah they go through and then they go to college and they see some of some injustice they're like no we got to speak up on this and there are some people, like you say, you have that subsection, but in that subsection, you have a lot of people that mayhave came in that might not have known or even cared about the importance of this. Those are the students that I'm talking about that are getting expired to join this group of people that are

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already organized. That's what protest does. It inspires people on the sidelines and stuff. And I think, honestly, opposition to it grows it. So, like, y'all bringing in the cops is not, like, there's kids that were probably like, is this even that big a deal?Like, can we just go to school? And then they see some fucking cop on TV pulling some kid, tackling somebody. And then it's like, oh, we need to get out there. This is a moment for change. It's interesting watching this work in present day because you would think everyone would understand this is only going to make the problem bigger if you're one of these people calling the cops. It's not going to go away because y'all call the cops.

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Correct. And also, you have a lot of older people that have a tendency to dismiss the anger and the things that young people go through. They just dismiss it because they go, well, y'all just young people get on back. But what they fail to realize is something larger happening andyou have to, even though you're older, you still need to pay attention to these things because they're going to be the next generation.

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So you actually need to pay attention to what they're complaining about. We living in a montage right now. Like this is going to be a montage in some documentary one day to some to some song. Like this is like these videos will be used for that because I mean that they're standing for something that's bigger than themselves that doesn't necessarily directly reflect them, affect them.And because of the history that we have living through like racial protests, I do feel like the tactic of taking the most extreme views that peoplehave and being like. And so that's why this whole thing is not valid because somebody put up this sign or someone said that you can't, if you disagree with what that sign says, you need to disagree with everything these kids stand for and I'm out of it for. And I just, I feel like, and I could be wrong, but because I've seen it happen before.

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Yes. In different ways. Because you're going to reject the whole movement. That's probably not the majority of the people out there. And I, and yes, I can disagree with the people that are using racist phrases oryou know, saying you need to kill all the Zionists NORP and shit like that. I can disagree and go, I think those people might be out of pocket. But still agree with the sentiment

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of, hey, protesting to raise like we need another solution and just bombing the shit out of these people over and oh it's been six months now. Right.There has to be something else we can do. I feel like that's all valid. I think yeah.

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Because I think the protests make perfect sense when you obviously remove some of the outlying anti-Semitism, which is obviously completely wrong. But it's just funny to me in this country where like if these were, I mean, think about it this way. This is where we are as a nation that there are people trying to claim that January 6th people are hostages injail. And yet, when college kids protest or are disruptive, and obviously it behooves the Republicans to tie in protest to the examples of anti-Semitism, to wrap them in the same thing, because not to sound like a cliche, hey, what's more American in First Amendment than protest? Like, that's one of those things, once again, I've said this on a lot of different issues. The Republicans NORP have become the party of performative, fake mascot patriotism and not actually liking most of the things, whether it's the multiculturalnessof America GPE, the fact that anybody, whatever you look like can make it. They love saying that in theory. They actually don't like it when it happens. They love First Amendment LAW free speech, don't do cancel culture, but when someone exercises free speech in the form of protests they disagree with, they hate it. Right.They don't like it. And it's, you know, I said this to somebody in conversation recently. I said, you know, the difference I feel like between America and the Republican NORP's vision of America is like if you said, who's the best Chicago Bull ORG of all time? Michael Jordan or the guy who dresses up in the Chicago Bulls ORG mascot. Like one of those dudes is clearly the embodiment and the highest ideal of the Chicago Bulls ORG,Michael Jordan PERSON. The other is a clown who runs around like throwing free t-shirts at people going, go Bulls ORG. Right. Who's been more to the Chicago Bulls ORG? Like Trump PERSON is the mascot.He does all the bullshit and they say, yes, that's America GPE. Then they hate America GPE in practice. They only like it in theory. And so the protests, I think, obviously, I feel for Joe PERSON Biden, you know, a genocide Joe thing. He's an older generation. He knows the struggles of Israel GPE's existence for most of his life.

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I think he knows that Netanyahu PERSON sucks.

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I think he looks at it as they are an ally and I got to keep them close so maybe I can

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have influence.

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And I think he's realizing, unfortunately, that there is no influence over Benjamin Netanyahu

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because he's incentivized to keep a war going to be, like he has every reason to keep, you know, he wants to stay in power. He is not an honest broker. He is not a reliable party. But what I see in my life is, obviously, I have, my best friend is Jewish NORP, not that that

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matters for this, but in terms of trying to be sensitive to what happened October 7th and realizing that this disproportionate response is bad. And it's, it's headed towards, you know, famine issues. and realizing that this disproportionate response is bad. And it's headed towards, you know, famine issues. And that has to stop. And I think Biden PERSON, if Biden had unilateral power and was, I think he would.I think he's a decent man who does not like what's going on, but he is facing harsh realities of global politics. That said, I also have people in my life who it's like will send me lots of, look at what Israel GPE's doing, look at what Israel's doing, look at this. And I'm like, but you're also the dude who a year or two ago told me that they were going hard on Kanye and Kyrie PERSON because certain people have too much power. When I hear you saying that to me, right.I don't hear an honest broker standing up for, even though there is a stance of

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Palestine, of protecting people in Gaza GPE and children and women and of course.

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Right.

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But it's hard for me to take you seriously when I hear all these other things predating

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this where it's like, I don't know, this feels more like an excuse to go after than it is, my God, I have been woken up to the struggles and fight.

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I've seen people say, like, recently, and it's one of the reason I don't really post much about it and stuff because like a lot of the stuff online, in addition to inviting like these weird troll Russian NORP, like weird, they come out of nowhere else.

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There's also people that live in information silos So they just like This is all they talk about And they want to argue and fight about it or whatever And they will find you Which is fine for themBut it's not for me But I remember someone sent me something Where it's like

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Yeah you know this thing is bad or whatever And You know you can't really say much about it Blah blah and I'm like well you know People are protesting is bad or whatever. And, you know, you can't really say much about it, blah, blah. And I'm like, well, you know, people are protesting and people are saying stuff and that's good. And they were like, yeah, but, you know, when you know who controls the media and I'm like, oh, okay.

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You once told a story on the show.

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You once brought this up and I thought it was perfectly where you said there can be resentment sometimes when you see a certain community with the power to flex and react to hate against them. The goal should be,

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we want to be like them, not we need to hate them because they get to do it and we don't.

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And I remember this person saying to me one time using, remember Myers-Leonard in the NBA ORG,

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he was on the heat. Yeah, yeah.

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Like a decent role player. He said the Jewish NORP, like the Jewish N-word basically. He used the Jewish slur on like a video game. And he was out. He was like, nope, that's not okay. And he

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used as an example of like, did you see how quickly they got him out? And I go, but what's the

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flip side of that? If he had called some kid the N-word, you think the NBA ORG would have been like, well, that's bad. Right. Yeah. It's all you say.

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So you're in training camp.

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It kicked out faster. Right, right. And that's the thing like, is.

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And this warped perspective of like, I, everything that goes on with this group, I see through the lens of like annoyed or angry

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that they have this power or this ability to rally and move change.

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And we don't.

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Now, I look at it and go, right.

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Black people need to have that power too. Right. Not resent people who have the power.

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And keep in mind, people use that argument against black people all the time too of like well if i was you know if i if it was them saying the n word they would have got kicked out but because he said the f word that means they and it's like that's true in that case that Kobe called a ref a f word and like got a fine or some shit and absolutely if uh if uh uh tyler hansborough would have called a ref a F word and like got a fine or some shit and absolutely if Tyler Hansborough PERSON would have called aref the N word he would have been done in the NBA ORG you know and also that Miles Leonard PERSON thing is funny because Kyrie Irvin PERSON said I'll top that and hebut he was he's still in the NBA he's playing today. Like it's,

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so like,

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it's, you know, it's definitely a lot of goalposts moving, uh, when it comes to sports and race and all that stuff.

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And with the issue of white privilege,

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I am somebody like,

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I'm some,

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because I see it in the comments like, like, like, yes, I feel like Jewish NORP people have, for the most part,benefited from some level of privilege. Yeah.

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Of course. In America, yes. But the hate, the people, the truly hateful are kind of Trump PERSON is showing them

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a higher status. And now you're seeing, oh, yeah, maybe to the average white guy walking

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down the street, it's no, yeah, oh, Jewish guys white, like, you know, but, but to the, to the hardcore haters, there is a difference. There is a difference. And Trump PERSON has empowered the hardcore haters. Not even the average white dude. So like, that's why you see temples get it. You've seen, you've seen a real rise in anti-stimic violence since Trump.

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Like that's that's that's that's data.

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Yeah.

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So even though to the average, I would agree to the average person in an average time.

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But if you look back to the civil rights era, you know, Mississippi burning, it was one black dude and two Jewish NORP dudes down there who trying to help people vote who got murdered.

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Yep.

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Like that used to be that was the coalition that people seemed to, you know,

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that has become frayed.

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Let's do, I would do one more segment.

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I know we're going, we're almost at two hours.

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So I'll start wrapping this thing up.

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I'll let you pick, J.L.

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What segment do you want to end on?

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Obviously before sort of ratchen this.

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White people news or guest the race? Guess the race.

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All right, let's go to guess the race. Let me play my guest the race music. We'll get help from J.L. PERSON on knowing white people another time.Because you done it, I think, like Wednesday, I think. On the last JL ORG on knowing white people another time.

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I was, you done it I think like Wednesday, I think. On the last, on the last pre-recap, I think you did white people news.

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So I had not. I would have gone with it. No, no, no problem. No, there's no. You did nothing wrong.

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You did nothing wrong.

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We love talking to you and it ends up being long.

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And then I feel like I'm abusing your time. And so I'm like, let's wrap this thing up. And I don't want to, like, make you go through white people news and guest the race, because who knows how long that would take. So we'll do guest race this time. It's time to guess the race.

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It's time to guess the race. It's time to guess the race It's time to guess the race It's time to guess the race It's time to guess the race

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All right, guess the race time To go around the world Find different people and guess the race Of the folks that did stuff In these articles Of course, KarenAnd JL Coven are the contestants today. And the chat room will be playing along. They are, of course, racist as well. So we'll just be going with that. Let's go with this first article. Detroit GPE teacher says she was fired for her rap career. Okay. Back in December, Damonek Brown was named Teacher of the Monk at Taylor Prep High School ORG. Most later, she lost her job because a parent complained about her side hustle.When she wasn't in the classroom teaching U.S. history, Brown, born and raised in Detroit GPE, began pursuing her rap career under the name Dripping Honey WORK_OF_ART. Aw.

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Oh, snap.

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By now, her music video, Dripping 101, has been seen by tens of thousands across numerous social media platforms.

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The video features some of her students she taught dancing and singing along with her.

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And after that she was found out, she, oh, after, so I guess the video was done after she was fired.

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So the kids are dancing and singing in the video, but it's after she found out she had been fired that they did the video.

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Right.

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She was like, I'm no longer your teacher.

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So she said, my outside life should not be grounds for termination when it does not interfere with my ability to fulfill my responsibilities as a teacher. My dedication, professionalism, and passion for education has always been unwavering, regardless of any personal pursuits I may have. She's been teaching for seven years. She's pursuing a master's degree and is striving for her doctorate. The parent's complaint was made anonymously October 2023. It led to five months of meeting with the school where she had to defend her music career.The first meeting was with my dean and my principal. They were just telling me, hey, a parent said they seen your social media that you're a bad influence because you're a rapper. However, the parent continued to complain. She said, despite asking for a complaint and writing, she never received it. I was like, hey, well, can we tell that parent to come and see, come in and see professionalism, see me in the classroom, see me after school?

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They didn't get anything about that. See me at all the games. See me dropping kids off every day

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buying food. Can they come see me in my element before they try to say I'm unprofessional in it? The rapper believes she was discriminated against. I do too. Music is part of the culture. We're from Motown ORG. This is what we do. So it's not like it's unheard of.It's the culture. When you look like me, you just understand it a little bit better. In a statement, a spokesperson for Taylor Prep ORG said they're aware, but they can't talk about it. You know that bullshit. She says she's going to hire an attorney to take legal action against the school. Guess the race of the teacher Dominique, Dominique Brown PERSON.

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I'm going brown like her skin, so black.

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All right.

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Uh, but I do agree because it's one of those things where if it's going to be anonymous and my job's on the line. Yeah, we're going to have, I'm sorry, you're going to have to be unanonymous, bitch. All right. Because I'm really affected by this. Okay. All right. Because I'm really affected by this. Okay.

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All right.

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And J.L. Oh, you're muted. You're muted. Yeah, no problem.

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Cookie, censoring cookie.

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Yeah.

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I would have said white until I heard the name and her talking about when you look like me, understand it better because dripping honey made me think ooh is she like a blonde is she like a blonde woman like the rap shit like the rap shit woman um

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and then in fact that it took so long that it wasn't just like you're fired like three days later

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but i would i would uh i would say black i thought this was going to be like an only like the only fans thing where it was like, oh,

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me too, this is free PR, but it seems like this is actually not that. This is like, no, no, no.

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I want to keep my job.

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Let's see. The chat room says, niggas, she took the kid on a field trip to Trap House, Miss Nizzle. Miss Nizzle. Black and I hope she is winning. Sounds like she's losing. She getting her doctorateHigher Education sister, Black. She looked like me, Black. Revolutionary Nicola PERSON. Blackety with a beat. The correct answer is she's black. You guys all got itcorrect. And I don't know if it'll play her video here or not, but this is a still shot of her with the kids in her video. And I mean, looking at what she has on this stuff, it doesn't seem like it's not sexy

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red or like Megan PERSON the stallion. I don't see, like a, I guess it depends on the content of the music.

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Oh, that was a whole article about this.

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Two months later, she was fired, but it wasn't about anything she did in the classroom. She says a parent complained about her rap career, which was off the clock.

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By now, Dripping Honey's

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music video Drippin' 101 WORK_OF_ART has been seen by tens of thousands across numerous social media. She hugged, man.

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Honestly, dog, I didn't feel bad before, but watching the video. I actually kind of feel bad, man. She seemed like she was the cool teacher.

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Mm-hmm.

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Look like them kids love her.

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That's one of the things that actually, like, is underrated.

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Is the cool teacher that's still, like, a teacher.

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Like, they're not, like, not the cool, like, slimy teacher.

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It's like, hey, you want to smoke some weed? No, like, the cool teacher is like, hey, man, growing up doesn't mean you have to be like not cool and it makes you look forward to school. And that's the teacher that you feel like you can kind of share like a problem with that you're never going to share with another teacher. Like, like, it might blend some lines of professional or unprofessional. I can see that. But it's not all bad is what I'm saying. That's kind of, that made me feel bad that she's not

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there anymore. And that video had like a little bit of without knowing the lyrics. It had almost

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like a positivity feel to it. It didn't look like some sort of aggressive thing that somebody

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might go, oh, that's not okay. Yeah. Man. Yeah. And the person complained was white

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and probably a lot

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of people that made the decision

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was white.

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Because it was like, it's rap, so it must be bad. Like, I,

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I'm not even going to say

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it's because they white because of Detroit GPE. Everybody in that staff could be black. It don't matter. Like,certain shit, just people got hangos about.

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I think you just say rap

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and, uh, the rap video, like people just say, it's bad. You know, the teeth,

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you know, maybe the parent wasn't white.

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I was in a Walmart, like, many years ago,

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but the song, I don't know if you know,

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by Katie Perry with Kanye E.T.

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Where he did like a, he did a rap verse on it.

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But it's a very sexual song.

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Like, it's clearly about sex

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and very thin metaphors. But in Walmart, the Kanye PERSON verse was like

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the clean edit, even though there were no curses. There used to be a time where the clean

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edit basically meant any rap make this a non-clean song. And I thought, well, that's racist.

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Yeah. Like, because it's like, you're basically saying the presence of this black person

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rapping has degraded this into not safe for kids,

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even though Katie Perry's PERSON lyrics are all about like, fill me with your poison.

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Right. And it's like, what? Right. That's more graphic than anything Kanye PERSON says on the song. You left that in.

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And that's, the thing I meant to mention during the hockey thing was when I, the first hockey game I went to last year, you know the song, the Alicia Keys PERSON, JZ's New York GPE song.

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That's like a, that's, that's practically black-eyed peas anthem at this point.

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They had like a, like a, like a, like a Blink 182 ORG band like playing their, it was like, New York GPE,where dreams are made of.

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Wow. That song was too black for the hockey audience you needed to like whiten it up i'm not kidding i was like oh boy oh my god that's terrible

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and hilarious that song required like a like a reboot like because what somebody like i don't like

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j z almost not down with him we it was crazy is living in, you know, Charlotte, North Carolina GPE,

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and with an NBA team, the Hornets ORG.

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We had the opposite thing happen.

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So like some person, some artists from Charlotte GPE or someone they hired

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made like our theme song.

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And it's like a real corny song, but it's like perfect for like us voices.

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It's like, this city is my

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city. And I love it.

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Yeah, I love it.

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I was born and raised here.

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Yeah. That's my jam.

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I'm gonna stay here for life. Hey, for life. We get

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y'all, we go too many horn this game. That's my

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fucking jam. So like we love

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that song, right? Yes. But we

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had the opposite happen. They went

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out and got Anthony Hamilton to cover the song, which

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doesn't even feel right.

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I love Anthony Hamilton PERSON. But Anthony Hamilton PERSON don't make inspirational, we're all from the same city. Let's go Hornets ORG. He makes like,

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I can't believe she left me.

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Yes, Jolene PERSON.

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All I have left in my caliber

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is some grits

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and some brown liquor

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and I just want to kill myself.

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That's the kind of music he made.

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And like, they went and remixed

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it and they played that for like a month or something. And I was just like, nah, man. like I hate to be anti-black but put the white man back on okay Anthony PERSON we appreciate the

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effort yes and I love Anthony

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this ain't about you

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I hope if I see you in Harris Teeter FAC with your

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beautiful family I'm a wave at you and I'm and all that but I promise you we don't want this man it just sounds so so different. Like, he didn't even sound rightat the preamble where the guy's like, you know, what if I told you my city was the best? Like,he's like, what if I told you my city was the best? What if I told that we better than the rest? I'm like,he can't even hit the octave required to do this.

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It's just, something about that white man. Yeah, y'all just didn't feel comfortable with the white man having it. Let the white man have some things. It's fine. It's just something about that white man. Yeah. Y'all just didn't feel comfortable with the white man having it. Let the white man have some things.It's fine.

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It's a bop.

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Anyway, next article.

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Man, now I don't know.

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J.L. might already know this one because it happened in his area of the country, New York City GPE. A Bronx man has been charged with eight random punching attacks on women since February. Random punch. You know what?

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I'm going to say You got a problem of women All your victim on women Well I think JL ORG will say let's hear them out So All the women did something to youAre they all X? This is what's happening here?

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I mean I'd like to just hear the end of the article That's all Schemea open mind Both sides let's hit both sides Since February I mean, I'd like to just hear the end of the article. That's all.

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Keep an open mind.

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Both sides. Let's hit both sides. Since February, he's had eight random punching attacks on women, which by the way means it's more, right?

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Of course. These are the only ones. Some women took that punch and just went about their day. It was like, why involved, it's already sucks. Why involve the police in any more? Right.

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It's bad enough I got punched. So, he went on a rant to the cops when he got arrested. It's different with men, said Dayquan Armstead, 31.Oh, it's different. Why? Because the men have a probability that you getting punched back in the face? What's up? He said, they don't test you like women do. You have to check women sometimes.As a man, like, women's,

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she worship me. You feel me? Wow. Like, man eat steak, pork, chitling, woman eat salad.

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That's what it is. I want to watch football game eat food. Women, they, pork, chitlin, woman eat salad. That's what it is. I want to watch football game, eat food. Women, they're supposed to be loving us. You feel on that? Man. Are you married

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by chance? No, man, I ain't never had a girlfriend.

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Okay. But what I'm saying that the reason why I haven't had one is because women's be tripping.

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Mm-hmm. These make some good points.

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Uh, officials said Armstrong PERSON said made misogynistic comments after cops arrested him and

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charging him with the assaults. Oh, you don't say? Some of the attacks were the subject to TikTok ORG video shot by women who have been targeted. The viral clip set the New York set New Yorkers NORP on edge. Arnstead was released without bail after he assaulted a woman in 2021. He was set loose again in February after the first incident in the latest string of violence.The man was arraigned on Wednesday in Manhattan Criminal Court ORG, charged several counts of assault and assault as a hate crime. He's currently out on two bench warrants. Based on information present to me, he does pose a risk of flight.

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But to avoid prosecution and bail is required to ensure his

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return to court.

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A warrant was already out for his

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arrest after he failed to return to court following the assault on a woman in 2021. But he didn't show up to court again until February when he was arrested for attacking another woman. He was put on supervised releaseand failed to show up in court again until after he was arrested. It's kind of weird that when he goes to court, he don't hit women. So, like, he can't control it.

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Yeah, maybe because these hands are handcuffed. I don't know.

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I don't know. Like, I don't know. And what's the difference, Jay, between a regular warrant and a bench warrant, ain't they all warrants? Oh, you muted.

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No problem. I know cookies wilding out back there yeah cookies cookies going crazy i i feel like i i mean a bench warrant is issued by a judge i i feel like that's just i'm it's been a while since i was a real lawyer but i feel like it's the same thing it's just a

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i was like ain't it still a warrant? Hold on. Let me check my law books on Google ORG.

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Because I've never heard it called a bench warrant.

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So that's why I was like,

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somebody issued.

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A bench warrant is issued. The judge has proof that you've missed a court date, failed to pay a fine, or committed another violation.

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Okay, versus a regular warrant.

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So it's from the bench, aka the judge. Okay, I'm with you now. Like you didn't show, basically. So it's from the bench, aka the judge. Okay, I'm with you now. Like you didn't show, basically. So it's like, okay, now we did this the nice way. Now I'm telling you, you got to

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come in. Uh, his attorney said incarceration would do him more harm than good.

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Child, go to jail. Go to jail

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and punch people in there and see what happens.

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If I was his lawyer, though, I would

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Karen PERSON gave me a good idea

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of both of you. I'd have him like handcuffed, but like moving towards the closest woman.

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Yes! Like just, okay, just pretend like you need to hit that woman. Like, like it's a disease. Like, get over here. Get over here. Like, so you can just be, you see, he's, he's got problems.

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I can't help myself. I can't help myself.

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I feel bad because his attorney is a woman.

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That's a lot of pressure. That's a lot of pressure for her.

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You're giving off the wrong genes. He don't know how to respond to it. All right. So I got some bad news. They are holding you. Well, hey, calm the fuck down, bro.All right.

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You ain't had the headbut me.

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Your Honor, I'd like to say Not guilty

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We want to plead If he would just stop swinging for a second

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We would plead not guilty

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For reasons of insanity

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Oh, wait a minute He almost caught me that time See? I learned Your Honor, when someone with the mental health Concern is incarcerated Nothing good happens for anyoneThe person becomes destabilized The person becomes less connected with certain things that they need and the outcome for everyone and everything is worse. The women he attacked ranged from age 24 to 44 to 44. And then they go into likesome of the people he attacked. All right. Guess the race of Mr. Dequan Armstead PERSON. Karen PERSON? Black. All right. J.O.

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Go black.

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Well, just to a person on 24 to 34 was my

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dating website age range.

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Okay. The last time I was single.

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So I, we stand, uh, we stay in, uh, open-minded king, 24 to 44 is what you Yeah. When I was like 30? When was the last time I said

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36 okay so you know I just yeah um so I'm saying I think I could reach this guy is what I'm saying

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oh okay you should go back and be his lawyer yeah he uh your honor I just like to file I just like

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to say exhibit A women be tripping uh I just like to say Exhibit A, women be tripping

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I'm sorry

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I like to say men eat steak,

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women eat salad

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I rest my case,

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Yana

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They're supposed to be loving us

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Carcassians

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He is

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Let's check the chat room

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Let's see what they believe

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He is black, he is black

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Yeah, I got you

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This is a broken niggins

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since daddy samuels die

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he don't know where to turn definitely revolutionary

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you're trying to help

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Ike Ike Turner PERSON energy black

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he voted for Kanye PERSON for president

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and he has a we hate black women

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podcast accum criminal a black a F alpha male nigga black frightening uh some niggins shit he definitely says females black volcano ash LOC mountain hotel negro the correct answer is black you all got it rightit's the day quine of it all, I think, that just really helped everybody.

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Oh, he did that. And, yes, if we're not going to go to jail, we do need to go, like, mentally there's something off. You just go around punching women.

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He has a face that looks like he's going to punch a woman. He does, don't it? Like, you see him walking down the street looking like that. It's like, oh, God, I'm getting punched. Right. All right, let's go to the bonus round so far everyone is two for twoon this one everyone's

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got it right so I ain't racist how can I be racist about anybody or anything in my life.How can I?

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Call them niggas. Just call them niggers.

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Gold, keep, gold chain wearing, fried chicken and biscuit, monkey, monkey, a baboon, big guy, fast running. High jumping spear chucking, 360-degree basketball.

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Hey, baby, that last dude was an Umar Johnson PERSON disciple, apparently. Umar Johnson PERSON? Yeah. Not Umar Johnson, Dr. Umar.

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Oh, no, that's right. That's his name.

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I was just trying to think, what, what made you say it that he's an Umar Johnson PERSON disciple. Oh, you know, he don't like black women.

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Oh, uh, I feel like that's more of a Kevin Samuels thing than an Umar Johnson PERSON thing.

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That too.

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But although I would, I would say both are misogynistic.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, that was, I don't know what the fuck that dude was all.

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He listened to Buster and TJ ORG podcast.

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I think that's, we got, we found a listener base.

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Primary school teacher, 50, pretended that she had COVID after killing her cheating boyfriend during the sex game. And she used the 10-day isolation from illness to bury him in the backyard. Oh, no! Yeah. Yeah, it's like a good plot on the season of Fargo WORK_OF_ART.

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See, this is why they short the days, y'all. Everybody wondered why they're shutting the day. They were like, y'all. Everybody wondered why they shutting the day. They were like, y'all can't be out here killing people. Y'all need to get back to work.

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A primary school teacher stabbed her cheating boyfriend in the neck in a chilling domestic execution, then told her friends she had COVID to buy herself more time to bury him in the garden. Fiona Bill 50 lured builder, Nick Billingingham PERSON into the bedroom for sex and then knifed them in the neck when he was tied to the bedin November 1st, 2021.

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Oh, damn. She was like, oh, you're going to be

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out here pushing these daisies.

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Yeah, literally.

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Prosecutor Hugh Davies PERSON,

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KC, whatever that means, King's Court ORG, I guess, told the jury that Bill PERSON had planned the murder purchasing a knife in advance. The highly capable teacher then told Friends WORK_OF_ART the pair had test deposit for COVID-19so that she would not be disturbed while she buried the victim, 42 WORK_OF_ART, in the garden. His mummified body was found four months later wrapped in a sheet in a makeshift grave after Bill PERSON's journals where she plotted the killing as her alter ego tulip 22.Oh shit. I guess I was close with the pushing daisid comments.

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Don't keep a journal of your murder.

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Is that your legal advice as a lawyer?

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Yeah.

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I mean, that's just.

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Right?

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Is it writing?

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I know enough. I know enough to say, don't, this is, this is even worse than the, you know, the Stringer Bell PERSON, don't take notes on a criminal conspiracy. Don't journal your murder.

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She then spent months using her partner's phone to message his friends and relatives pretending he was still alive and it moved in with another woman.

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The court admits manslaughter but

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denies murder claiming loss of control.

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Mr. Billingham PERSON...

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Where is that stabbed in the neck? I think that's their way of saying it's a crime of passion. Oh, okay. Mr. Billingham PERSON had affairs before and moved out of the home, but the couple had reconciled. Well, he thoughtthey had. Apparently she hadn't reconciled. Well, he thought they had.

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Apparently she hadn't reconciled.

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Mr. Davies PERSON said central to the plan was knowing that after stabbing him, if she claimed that she had COVID, she would have 10 days to bury him and cover up her crime. And that's exactly what happened. She was thinking about what time was best to do it, whether he would be snoring, but she knew or visualized it would be by stabbing him, left the right, down, slit right. And that's what she did. She stabbed him in his jugular vein in his neck.Ooh. Yeah. She manufactured a positive COVID test result. All you had to do is complete the NHS ORG questionnaire online app self-reported a positive test. There's no evidence she ever did a PCR test. Her actions in the next 10 days are wholly inconsistent with having exhausting effectsof COVID, which she was claiming to be experiencing. She murdered him in the bedroom late on the 1st of November, cleaned up. The cleanup started as early as 107 a.m. on the 2nd November. Using her dead partner's account and then hers on Amazon ORG, she brought multiple cleaning products, including for a.m. on the 2nd November, using her dad partner's account and then hers on Amazon. She brought multiple cleaning products, including for Venetian blinds.Amazon and Google ORG be telling on you. Venetian blinds, a new mopping bucket, ultra heavy duty bin bags, a new mattress, bedding, clothing, wall, art, and mirrors.

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It must have got real bloody up in there. She had to get rid of,

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wow and mirrors. Damn, you ordered a whole other room on Amazon ORG.

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Yeah.

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And this is when everybody was ordering... Did she watch half blackface on Amazon Prime ORG, though?

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That she can.

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Yes, she still got a subscription.

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I mean, for free, she sure can.

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Every more than them count, Jan PERSON, I don't blame you.

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Let her that same day, she changes a Tesco order itself

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already containing multiple cleaning products

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to add three rolls of duct tape.

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Oh, damn, not three whole rolls.

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2.19 p.m.,

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everything being digital really came back to heart her.

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Because, like, on the one hand,

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you could not have done this crime before the pandemic.

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But on the other hand, because we all went digital during the pandemic, every step of the crime is now like timestamp.

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Yes, it is.

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It's like, no, you actually went back on Instacart and added three rolls of duct tape.

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That was at 219. Yeah. Then your ring doorbell shows you. Yeah, yeah. Like they got every fucking thing. We saw when it was actually delivered.

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So then she purchased heavy duty gardeninguty gardening gloves, a stainless steel, a spade, a galvanizing incinerator being garden leaves for wood burner. Damn, a galvanizing was shit. To state the obvious, this was not for burning leaves.

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What are you don't say? Yeah, I also keep thinking, like, as new problems arose as she was like, all right, I'll just burr, I don't have a fucking shovel. Fuck.

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All right, I'll just add that to the Instacart PRODUCT.

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It'll be here in three hours.

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Now let me move his body. You know what? If I could just tape his hands, I could move the whole body. I wouldn't even have to cut it apart. You know what? Cancel the hatchet, three rolls of duct tape.I'm going to just duct tape the whole. I'm going to just duct tape. So more of the same following the next 10 days. She was concurrently telling friends that she had, they both had COVID. She was messaging to people about the virus bleach cleaning. And this is a cover story because better describe, you may think, as a grand deception.There were further detailed and considered purchases on multiple other days to continue to finish the job of cable time, rapping and burying her partner in his makeshift tune as well as, multiple purchases of her ownfor her own comfort and indulgent by the ways of chocolates, scented candles, toiletries, soft furnishings, and clothing. So she said, listen, okay, self-care.

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And you know what?

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I bet she started doing it.

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She was like, you know what, I am $10 off from saving 15%. Let me go ahead and throw them three extra rolls of duct tape in there.

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So I can save my 15%.

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She, uh,

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the way he was wrapped with cables, holds pipes and plastic bags building detritus, I'm sorry, afforded him no dignity in death and shows utter contempt. She cannot have forgotten this. She now claimsthat forgotten most of the month of November 2021. The prosecution invites you to reject that claim. It's another instrumental lie designed to avoid conviction of murder, said the prosecutors. So in her journal, she wrote that he asked why after she stabbed him. She wrote down everything.You're also likely to hear evidence from a psychologist and a psychiatrist. It is for you to decide whether her claim loss of memory is false. There's no conclusive test for that. It is for you to decide the facts of the relationship, not the experts.

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Before we guess, may I offer a solution here? Her and the guy, Dayquan PERSON, from the previous story, in a cell together. Okay. All right.And just she kills men. He punches women. Just see.

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Film it.

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Film it.

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A content battle of the genders.

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Except we have to give her access to an Amazon ORG account.

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Even like he can't have it, but she can have access to anything she needs on Amazon ORG.

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Because we got to keep it fair, you know.

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She can order her props one week before incarceration,

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whatever she needs,

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and then it will be stored like hunger games,

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like it will be placed in her corner of the room.

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Because she's already been through it once,

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so she should know now what she needs. She prepared.

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One click,

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one click order, like just reorder, like reship or whatever that's called like, you know. Would you like to reorder duct tape? Yep. Yep.

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Yep.

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Just the same kind, same brand.

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All right. Well, guess the race of what is her name? What is her name again? Fiona Bill. White. Karen PERSON says white.Jail. White.

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He threw up the W ORG sign white

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Let's check the chat room see what they believe Blonde and diabolical Are you saying she's a dripping blonde Snap ORG carcassian cardacity

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Just using the word The world current events to try to get away With murder crafty white woman Murder she wrote way too much

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A lawful unabody and citizen white. Baby powder with a side of meth white. This is what, this is definitely white on white crime. Fee PERSON is a Taylor Swift white. Alabaster NORP queenblack and fed up. The correct answer is white. One person said black and I got a boo you.

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But I appreciate your guest because, I mean, she could have been related to Bradley Bill PERSON.

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How we know.

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Yeah, that's true.

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So that's her. Fiona Bill PERSON, who in this picture is not smiling. This looks like the picture of a woman that just found out he's cheating again.

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And then this is him.

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And he definitely got that.

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I cheat. Look, I don't know how to describe it.

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That looks fake. That looks like somebody cut out a face and put it on a different body. It almost looks like a Papa PERSON arm, doesn't it?

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Or is that just me? You know when he eats spinach and he like flex his arm? He got a, he got a, I'm definitely cheating vibe to him. I don't know.

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He got to, I spent some time in the gym.

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Yeah. A little bit. Yeah.

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You know what they look like to me if I were to judge their ages? I don't know if the story said their ages, but it looks more like he was like 23 and she was like 34 and divorced. And then by the time he was 30 and she was in her 40s, he was like, uh, it was cool when I was young,but I need to go find some younger women on the side.

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And then she was like,

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you can't do this to me.

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And he always, but she always had the money. Yeah.

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And the stuff that the young women didn't have.

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And so like, I think that that month is right around when the PS5 PRODUCT dropped.

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So he probably moved back in, you know, to get that brand new PS5 PRODUCT, you know.

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And she was like, I'm going to pull out them whips and chains.

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Oh, no.

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But she does like she was much older than him.

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I got that new PS5, Amazon, one day free shipping, baby. One day free shipping, no. But she does like she was much older than him. I got that new PS5 Amazon one day free shipping, baby.

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One day free shipping, baby.

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I feel like it's one thing if your man cheats on you, but you have the same.

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But it's like getting older, it's tough for everybody. But in a woman's case where it's like if she's dating the younger guy to make her feel younger, but then he ditches her. I feel like it won't feel even worse than if

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an age appropriate dude leaves you.

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Yeah, she got to go, she got to go Kathy Bates PERSON and misery on your ass.

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Yeah. She ain't got no choice.

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And you, like I can't feel but so sorry for this man.

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All right. Soir R ratchet this time.

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Woman who went with friend, a friend, armed with a samurai sword to threaten her abusive ex has been jailed a woman who went with a friend who was armed with a samurai sword to pay a visit to her ex-partnerbut ended up threatening a totally innocent man in a mad escapade wait what how did that happen

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she was like any man or dude fuck it Escapade. Wait, what? How did that happen?

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She was like,

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any man or dude, fuck it.

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It don't matter.

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I'm not picking.

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Elvira Oriden 30 had confided in her friend

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that she had been in an abusive relationship

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when they went to her ex's apartment block.

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The victim who lived in the same building

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answered the door and was threatened with the sword before the pair barged in looking for her former boyfriend. Arriving from Newtown Hall, Hazelbrook Square, White Hall Road, Dublin GPE. Jesus. That's how y'all say locations over there? Was sentenced to five months in jail for aggravated burglary, producing a weapon in course of a dispute, and threatening to kill or seriously harm to a man. Handing down the sentence, Judge Monica Leach said she had been, O'Riden PERSON had been part of a jointenterprise. So her and her friend went to the apartment, building where the victim lived, and she was looking for her ex-partner but he was not there he was away on holiday at the time also so she I guess fucked up his roommate or somethingor threatened the roommate

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threats to kill were made and the pair entered the building

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and barged on the door banged on her door before leaving and her friend has also been before the courts. They said they had beendrinking when she could fight in her male friend that she'd been in an abusive relationship with her ex-partner. Then they went to pay him a visit. It was a serious incident. My client very much regret. She got caught up in a mad escapade.Or writing was in a tough place and suffering from trauma at the time but realized this is not an excuse. The judge said a victim impact statement submitted to the court was very stark. It was harrowing for an innocent man to be threatened that he would be cut open when he was at home doing no harm to anyone. The words that were used still hot him, she said, referring to the statement, he continued to struggle with sleeplessness and had triple locks put on his living quarters in the aftermath.I mean, I hate to tell him, this's probably not going to happen again, right?

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I don't want to say you overreacting

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because I didn't get threatened, but you're probably straight.

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I think you might be good.

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Yeah, it's the sword that really escalated things.

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So, yeah, it sounds like she got six months for that.

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Which I feel bad for her if she was really being abused by that one dude.

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It's just, I wonder if it's almost better he was at home because maybe she would have

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killed him.

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And then she'd be in jail even longer.

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Yeah, the ex-roommate, well, I'd say, yeah, definitely going to be an ex-roomate.

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It's like, now, why am I in it?

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She looked black, too.

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I know it's over there across the pond, so I don't know how they do race over there. She looked black to me. But, yeah, that's it. J-L, tell everybody where to find you, find the special.

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Check out your podcast, Rain on Parade WORK_OF_ART, all that stuff. Yes, sir. J-L-com. J-L-com has a link to Tallboy WORK_OF_ART, which is my specialcomedy.com has a link to Tallboy, which is my special on YouTube ORG.It has a link to Half Blackface PRODUCT, which is free on Amazon Prime ORG right now. My store has, you know, all my albums where you can stream or buy those. And the website has links to both my podcast, making podcast great again and rain on your parade. So a lot of stuff.My blog is up every week. So some fun stuff to read. And as far as shows coming up, I guess, D.C. Any D.C. GPE people get your tickets. I'm there the 28th and 29th of June. So the sooner those tickets sell, the less stressed I am.

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So buy tickets. Buy tickets.

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Stream the special because it's good. Also stream it because, you know, we got to help out with his tooth and his gums.

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We got to help out with suing over his special.

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Like, it's a lot.

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You got a lot going on over there, man. Yeah, put y'all on it. And J.L PERSON, man, it's always a pleasure to have you on. And J.L. came on when we did a Karen Hunter show.

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He did. I'll tell I'll go in more detail about that stuff. But, um, he was one of the

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guests that, that I put down, like immediately when I was like, yo, if we're going to get to

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do this for three hours, uh, we got to bring in some of our people. And, uh, J.L. was on the short list of people. I'm like, yo, we got to bring them in. And thank you, jail.

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Yeah.

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And behind the scenes, behind the scenes, there's times where I thought he would be on because he was in the program list of people that would be on.

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And then just he wouldn't be on that week.

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And it happened a couple of times. I was like, damn, is Jail ORG not want to be on?

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It's because Karen Hunter likes you more than me. Let's just say it. Let's say it clearly. There's no need to beat around the bush. When Rod PERSON is cooking, she goes,Jay, who? No,

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I thought he was tapping out.

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I thought I was like,

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well,

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maybe he's busy doing all that

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lawyering,

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but I guess I was wrong.

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At any rate, man, hopefully with her hearing you on this and all this stuffyering, but I guess I was wrong.

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At any rate, man,

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hopefully we're hearing you on this and all this stuff, man.

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Hopefully we get to be on there together. And if not, whenever we're hosting, we'll definitely invite you because we always have a fun time with you, man.

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We do.

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Thanks for listening to everybody.

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This is a long one, so don't, you know, we take a couple days off or a day off or something. Don't be mad. And we'll be back throughout the week. Until next time, I love you. I love you too.M-hmm.