Pumpheads Ep. 46 - The Old Schwartz and the Sea (Vanderpump Rules S11E14)

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Welcome to May 2020-44-4 DATE.

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We're in the midst of Q2. And just like that, we're in May.

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And just like that has started production.

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Thank God PERSON.

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Carrie revealed, SJP ORG posted a photo of the table read.

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Okay, good.

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All is right in the world. No Che.

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No Chee. No Chay.

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Sorry to those.

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Naya PERSON had to go.

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Sorry to those days and she's.

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Is Seema back in the mix? Definitely. I am kind of going to miss Chey. Sorry to those... Naya had to go. Sorry to those days and she's. Um,

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I am gonna...

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I'm gonna...

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Definitely.

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I am kind of gonna miss Jay.

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A little bit.

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Me too.

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Come on.

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One of the most iconic

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television characters of our generation.

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No,

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100% Che PERSON was...

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Chea...

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Che PERSON did something.

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They galvanized a nation

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during a pandemic.

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They did, what they did for us, they brought us together.

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Honestly, Che is a bit Joan of Arc of the COVID years.

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They were cast into this flame.

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They were set on fire at the stake.

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A martyr. Che Diaz should be sainted by the Catholic Church ORG.

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They should be. And I think they did like, you know, they opened the country up to something.

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Mm-hmm. Some of it was bad.

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Horrors beyond their comedy. But they made people.

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It's a comedy concert. We now have a comedy concert. And I honestly think that Che PERSON had something to do with that.

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Just spiritually and energetically. I'll say it.

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They gave us some great memes.

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They gave us not only the, Hey, it's Che Diaz PERSON, but also the meme of them doing a cameo.

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They gave us IKEA ORG furniture.

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They gave us the putting the hand over Miranda. They gave us finger fucking.

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Fisting in the kitchen. Making Miranda squirt in a kitchen

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They gave us like a casual

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No Holds Bard Me too of your own co-worker I mean

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They were bold

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They lived loud and they lived proud

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And they did They did get people talking

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They gave us vet tech

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They were a water cooler moment

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And I think we don't have a lot of characters

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like that anymore. We need a new

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Che PERSON to bring this nation together. Nation.

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This nation... We need Che PERSON.

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I think it's going to take a lot more than Che PERSON. Honestly, back to the writer's room you guys go because you got to bring Che PERSON back. I didn't want to be the one to say it, but our nation has never been more divided and what we need now more than ever is to unify in collective hatred of Che Diaz PERSON.

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But also, not even just hatred,

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just like absolute confusion. Confusion.

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Like, do you think Biden knew about Che Diaz PERSON? No, I don't think Biden PERSON knows.

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He doesn't know anything. He's 51st dates DATE. Every day is a new discovery. Wait, really? So to start off, I don't think Biden knows. He doesn't know anything. He's 51st dates. Every day is a new discovery.

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Wait, really? So to start up, I really want to talk about Kamala Harris PERSON, her appearance on the Drew Barrymore PERSON show.

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The gays truly can't, they can't wrap their heads around what went down between Drew and Kamala PERSON.

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The two edgeable queens, two giggle queens, uniting. I have to say this was the most refreshing I've ever had time watching Kamala PERSON do anything. Like I actually felt like this was her most honest public moment.

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Mm-hmm.

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And that honesty is just absolute discomfort of Drew Barrymore PERSON and being completely freaked out by her and her like boundarylessness. And I love Drew.

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And her audacity.

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I ride for her. But she is uncomfortable. And that's that's just because she's so earnest and so deeply sincere and like has lived. And I think even the way she sits, she sits like, you know.

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She's engaged.

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And she was sitting so close to her that I was like, damn, the Secret Service ORG must be like.

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They have a hand on the holster.

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But she, I think it was last week, she said, she had Kamala PERSON on. And at the end of their interview, she said, this nation needs a really big hug right now. There's a lot of pain, which is true. And she said, and we really need you to be Mamala to America GPE right now. And when she said it, she was like on the verge of tears. And Kamala PERSON, I thought she was going to gigglebut she sort of just like she went mm and everyone you know the crowd kind of like tep it because

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they're like don't put don't bring me into this but they were like and everyone just seemed

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uncomfortable and Kamala PERSON just instead of being like I'm gonna try try. She just went, mm-hmm. She seemed really, have you seen the clip?

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Yeah, I have.

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She seemed a little uncomfortable, I think. No?

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Yeah, she seemed like repelled.

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She seemed psychically. She seemed psychically angry. She seemed whatever wavelength Drew was on.

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And offended.

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Kamala PERSON was on the other.

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Yeah, it was a little, was it a little like. It's offensive to say that to a woman.

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Woman. The vice president of the United States GPE. It's like very, um, it's disrespectful. It's a little like, um, you be our mommy.

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And it's like, it's kind of like way.

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And I'm not a fan of Kamala Harris PERSON. But I'm like, she, she, she's the vice president. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it felt very, um, unintentionally massage. No? Maybe a little of that, but also like, patronizing.

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Patronizing. It's really patronizing.

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And I too would be like, what the fuck are you saying?

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Like, I'm literally the vice president of this fucking country.

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And you're telling me you need me to be mama.

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God knows whatever the vice president does, by the way.

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I know.

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But still.

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It still is like a big title.

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Yeah.

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And it's like what?

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It's kind of chic.

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And this actor who is a talk show where she like...

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But also like, why are you going on Drew Barrymore's PERSON talk show?

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No, that's her fault. Yeah. She kind of walked herself into that one. But to be told by someone, and this is someone who is a fan of Drew Barrymore PERSON.

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Be my mommy. Be the country's mommy.

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It's like, I'd be like, uh...

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You're like, I have not all the nuclear codes, but I definitely have like one or two.

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She's like, I know that there's aliens.

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Mm-hmm.

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I know.

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I go to the Pentagon FAC.

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I go to the Pentagon FAC.

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Like.

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I know secrets that you'll never be able to wrap your head around.

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That would make your hair.

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Make your hair stand on in.

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Make your blood flow black backwards.

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I wish Kamala PERSON had just gone into like a full monologue like that and like read everyone to filth.

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And then Mike dropped and walked out into a waiting, glistening SUV.

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Armored car.

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And then had a police escort drive her all the way back to Washington GPE.

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Drew is on the brim.

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I think since she got, since she crossed the picket line and she scabbed her ass handed to her.

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She has, her brain has been mush, I think.

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I think that really, I think that backlash she got was like she could not.

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She's suffering from a bit of brain mush.

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But it's very, I know, but it's just, it's so, like, it's so neoliberal, like, kind of fanfic almost.

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Like, it reminds.

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Like, Kamala PERSON is a woman, she's mother to us all.

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No, but it's giving, like, during the Trump years when people were like, I just want, like, Michelle Obama to, like, tuck me in and, like, Hillary PERSON Clinton to, like, you know, and it's like, people being like, I just want them to, like, tell us everything's going to be it's like you're a grown up yeah they don't they're not they're done they're ice cold fucking killers fucking Hillary's not gonna do that nor is Kamala

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Kamala's a cop the one thing she's gonna do just put people in jail put is slip chloroform over Joe Biden's PERSON mouth and tell him everything's going to be okay.

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The one thing she loses consciousness.

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She's going to incarcerate people.

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That's what she's going to do.

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Yeah, I just don't.

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Yeah, I'm like.

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But it was so, it was just, it was so strange.

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And I think everyone was uncomfortable.

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Everyone's shaken.

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Everyone's shaken.

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She needs to apologize for that.

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I wouldn't take it that far

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No not to us

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To call she needs to send a text

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No not even to Kamala

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To herself

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She wants a mommy

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To herself and whatever she believes

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Is her higher power

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She needs to take it up with them

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She's take it up with God

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That's not that's an in private

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That's loop us out

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That's what it felt like

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It's like this is we shouldn't be seeing this

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I know that Drew has probably A lot of lingering trauma from her own mother but like

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comel is not going to be your mom comma PERSON doesn't care about you no she's bigger fish to fry she cares

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about i mean i don't know what she cares about yeah she cares about laughing about falling out

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the coconut tray and just like...

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Praying that Joe Biden PERSON dies.

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Yeah.

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So she can assume office.

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Sooner rather than later.

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Yeah.

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But not too soon, but also not too late.

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Not right now because she's like, I can't handle all that.

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Yeah.

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But like after November, like November 6th or 7th DATE would be a great time. Maybe actually November 10th. So there's time to count. Maybe actually after the inauguration,

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because that way he's like fully in. You think the election will even be counted by the

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inauguration? Unclear. Unclear. Um, okay, you know what? Something is that everyone's offended about,

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but I found to be very funny and I think we should all be more real in this way.

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Is Barbara Streisand commenting on Melissa McCarthy's PERSON Instagram? You thought it was funny?

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I thought it was hilarious and I thought it was just like an honest, like...

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She thought it was a DM.

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So Barbara Streisand commented on Melissa McCarthy posted a photo of her and that guy that was on Rupal's Drag Race that, like, choreographed The Little Mermaid, do you direct it?

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I don't know. She's looking snatched. She's looking fierce. She's looking great. And Barbara Streisand, I believe, thought, all along, like Kathy Hilton PERSON thought she was

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DMing her and was like, you look incredible.

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She was giving my regards. Are you taking No Zempic PRODUCT? Honestly, I'm ready to go on Instagram. I thought, wouldn't it be funny to go on Instagram and comment that under everyone I know, like my friends' pictures?

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And I think that that's honestly love.

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If you can like, frankly, just in front of the entire world be like giving my regards are you

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taking no zembek because honestly i want to know that about everyone she and people were like

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coming for bar i'm like you can't really come for barbara strisen PERSON right i think after you're like

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how old is she probably 80 kind of after you're like 70 years old as a woman, like you're no longer at fault.

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Unless you're like in.

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Nancy Pelosi PERSON.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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But she is like sort of, it's like it's Barbara Streisand PERSON. It didn't sound cruel.

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No. And she.

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It was just a curious.

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She took to Twitter yesterday and wrote an apology being like, I thought it was a private message. She wrote, also, I'm sure Melissa McCarthy PERSON thought it was funny. Yeah. I would think

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that that was hilarious if someone did that to me. If Barbara Streisand PERSON did that to you,

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you would be like, I am honored. I'm honored. If anyone like of her ilk did that to me,

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I would cry. She said, oh my God. Oh did that to me? I would cry.

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She said, oh my God.

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OMG, I went on Instagram ORG to see the photos we posted of the beautiful flowers I've received for my birthday.

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Oh, right, because her birthday's a day after mine. Below them was a photo of my friend Melissa McCarthy PERSON, who I sang with on my encore album. She looked fantastic. I just wanted to pay her a compliment. I forgot the world is reading. Fair.

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Fair. She's old. She doesn't know how to fucking work anything. She's going to pay her a compliment. I forgot the world is reading. Fair. Fair. She's old. She doesn't know how to fucking work anything.

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She's going to deal with James Brolin PERSON. I know.

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Leave her alone.

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Leave her alone. Just laugh and move on.

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Do you tell me, like, and everyone being like way to body shame her.

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I thought that that's a compliment.

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It's a compliment.

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It's saying you're skinny as fuck, bitch.

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Did you take a Zempik PRODUCT? I'm curious.

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But also, too, you're telling me, Melissa McCarthy PERSON, who probably has a great sense of humor, didn't, like, lull when she saw that?

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It's hands down hilarious.

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And also it was probably, like, oh my God, Barbara Streisand PERSON, like, is my friend.

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It's an iconic moment.

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Yeah. She probably was like, I did take Ozempic PRODUCT. Here's my doctor's info. You should go to him. He's really fucking good. He'll put you on the cocktail of your dreams, girl.

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But just leave Barbara PERSON alone.

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Honestly, and let's normalize just asking people if they're taking Ozempic PRODUCT.

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Like, in this day and age, in Hollywood GPE especially, if you see someone that's like losing a lot of weight very quickly, it's a natural thing to want to know.

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How'd you do it? Mm-hmm. And so I co-sign.

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Richard Simmons, he's fucking crawled out of a hole to comment on it. Oh, wait. Melissa McCarthy PERSON.

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The takeaway barberset and knows I exist. She reached out to me and she thought I looked good.

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I win the day.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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You could have been funnier.

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Richard Simmons PERSON has weighed in.

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He slams Barbara Streisand PERSON. He took to either Instagram or Facebook.

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Might have been Facebook ORG actually.

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He's a Facebook ORG.

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Classic.

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He goes, I love Melissa McCarthy

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I have seen every one of her movies

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A famous legendary singer BS made a remark about her weight loss And was asking if she had used a popular weight loss shot What a question I apologize to Melissa PERSON for these remarks And by the way MelissaYou look fabulous Love Richard Bitch no one asked you

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Also did Richard PERSON write this or whoever is, like, keeping him held hostage?

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This is a hostage situation. Why are you apologizing? Why are you apologizing for someone else's remarks? You fucking codependent piece of shit.

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I love this old, I love this, like, old queen, like, coming for Barbara PERSON.

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I know. You know you're an icon when you get, like, a hostage, like, truly the hostage gay.

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The hostage gay of the 2020s to come out of hiding, to come out of room and weigh in on Facebook ORG. You really are that bitch. You really do be getting tongues wagging.

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You've done that, girl. Barbara is truly, you know, you're that bitch when really do be getting tongues wagging you've done that girl barbara is truly

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you know you're that bitch when you cause all this conversation i know and she is she's always been

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still after all these years i say hats off to babbs and i say people on keep it on sister the war the people

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the people the people just it's like do you know who are you don't know those people also also

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also anyone that's mad that barbara that. Go fish yourself. They're mad. They're mad that

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they feel fat. Or they're mad that Barbara Streisand PERSON isn't commenting on that. Or they're mad that

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they think Barbara Streisand PERSON might think they're fat. And to that I say, she doesn't care about

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you. So don't worry about it. That's really the basically the thesis of today is no one cares about us.

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No one cares about you.

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Only you care about your body.

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Period.

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Period.

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Period.

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Period. I'm just tickled again by the resurfacing. The red affair is happening in L.A. God.

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Have you ever been?

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No, but I really want to go to this beer wench. She went viral last year and she's like a dom top. Like, she, like, pours your drink of choice down your mouth and, like, her.

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You have to send it to me because that link isn't working. Oh, really?

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I'll just play it here. So this video service of, like, a cute gay this weekend that this is.

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Oh, my gosh. You listen to that. On that old for me, you can stop my love. this weekend that there's a look at me as you're I can't believe you're having to suck so big oh my gosh

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yes yes

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what are you doing

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to my fancy little boy

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oh my gosh

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all the way in

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you're turning nasty

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thing

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oh you eager thing

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you've waited forever through this oh look it love it get all wet and fluffytake it to you take it to you take it to more

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and finish in front of your family

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like I was turned on by her

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like I like end the podcast right now and drive straight to the rent-

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I need to go see this bitch. Like, she's incredible.

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Wow. They really go into character at the renterbury. I've been.

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I want to go.

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But I... You should go. I just want to go and, like... We should go this weekend. Maybe.

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That's a no.

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How much is it?

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I think not much.

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But doesn't you have to, spend money on like a costume?

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No.

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You can go in the outfit you're wearing.

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I've always wanted to go. I went in a regular ass outfit. But that was like that is incredible. She's like turning gays. Yeah.

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She's turning gray straight.

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She, but like I saw her last year and I'm like, she looks like Bryce Dallas PERSON out.

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She does.

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And I just love, and there, you see there's a huge line of people waiting to go up just for her. She's become like a red and fair celeb.

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That's honestly smart. She niched it and then got in there.

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But I'm kind of itching for a run fair.

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I went and got my hair braided.

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You did?

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Oh, I got it. They braided my hair so tight into like a braid into then like a pigtail with like ribbons tied into the braid like tight.

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Was it like a cinnamon bun?

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It was two braids that braided with a ribbon into tied into like a little like loop.

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It's kind of like how Ariana used to do her braid.

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But it was Renaissance style.

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I want to go.

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And I had those braids for like three or four days.

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I went to like soul cycle in those braids. I kind of want to go and like dress like a Renaissance woman.

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Let's go.

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Okay. Oh my God.

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You should wear the chest plate that Simon PERSON has. So then you have huge Renaissance tits.

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See, yeah, I want to dress like a wench.

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I'll get a chest plate too, and I'll, and let's go. It's like two sultry, hoarish wenches. We can wear garters. And we can wear no underwear. And then we pull up our skirts.

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It's just something I've never really had a desire to go to.

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It's fun.

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Enough time has passed so that it's like I'm getting an itch again.

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And I do want to have like a turkey leg.

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You can do that.

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I'll eat something else.

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And there are like jousting, right?

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Yeah.

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That's cool.

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I think it's something we should consider.

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I'm going to look into it.

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Think about it. I don't think it's, I think it's one of those things it's as expensive as you decide to make it. Like if you're going and getting ribbon braids. Well, here's the thing.

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And everyone talks in Renfair ORG speak.

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I love that.

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That's amazing.

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The larping is cool.

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And it just reminds me of like, remember D-listed when he had the Peter Pan wedding? Who?

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Michael Kay PERSON was obsessed with this, like, early internet.

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Mango.

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Early internet celeb who was like an adult Peter Pan, who, like, lived as Peter Pan.

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And he married an adult Tinkerbell. And he was like clearly gay as fuck. But he married this woman that looked like Christine PERSON from sister wives.

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And they had a red and fair wedding and Michael Kay posted it was like on this was like Windows ORG media he posted on the guy's janky website there was like seven parts to the wedding and Michael posted all of it because he was obsessed with him and I would

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go for years I would go back and try to find him oh my god and I always never find him no and he but at the

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wedding it was all like goth it was like these like incredible like goth trans women were part of their wedding party. And like this was like must have been 2009.

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They were renegades for that.

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They were. And Michael Kay PERSON of course was obsessed with him because he has the best taste.

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But I kind of activated my Renfair ORG curiosity.

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Look for $46 you can like, a wench dress.

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That's not that much. And you can choose from all the...

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Slurp your little drink, you little pig.

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Slurp that beer, take it all down.

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Oh, I would get this one. It's blue. That's pretty.

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That's pretty, right?

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And then I need a big... I need, like, heaving bosom to fall out of it. And do you hear people going... People are, like, playing loops and stuff. I need a big, I need like heaving bosom to fall out of it. And do you hear people going, who? People are like playing loops and stuff. Do, do, do, do, do, do. And it's in like Anaheim GPE or something?

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It's out there.

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It's in a bit of like a dirt field.

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We got to play O.C. I know. I can't wait for our Irvine GPE moment. We'll get there. It's in a bit of like a dirt field. We got to play O.C. I know.

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I can't wait for our Irvine GPE moment.

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We'll get there.

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You probably could any time.

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Look for the bar, the top, the dom top bar wench.

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We got to get there early so we can be first in line.

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Because I don't want to wait in the line.

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You want to go.

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And I guess I just wanted to give me water or juice.

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You want to go.

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Mm-hmm.

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I wanted to give me water or juice. You want to go. Mm-hmm. I wanted to give me Dr. Pepper PRODUCT.

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You have to do something a little punishing.

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Like, that's, like, hard to swallow.

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Oh, my God, I'm so bad at chugging.

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I'm really good at chugging.

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You're a beer wench.

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I was a beer wench in college.

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Stay here.

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Should we get into...

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Yeah, let's get into Vipper PRODUCT.

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The...

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The...

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Vipper? The... Viper PRODUCT?

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The reason for the season.

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I'm Carrie PERSON.

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I'm Lara.

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And you're listening to... Sexy.

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Unique.

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Beer wenches.

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Beer wenches. Bombat!

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Bombat!

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Ain't nobody got me feeling like I'm feeling you.

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Like I'm feeling you.

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Like I'm feeling you.

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Like I'm feeling you. This is the you So this is this is the pet ultimate episode

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This is the one

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No it's not

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Yeah it is

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It is

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Next week is the finale

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I thought there were like six more apps

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No

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There's the finale and then three more apps

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Isn't that sad?

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I hate that

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I like this episode

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I was happy that they

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For some reason

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Them being in SF GPE tickled me Because it's This is really funny They treated it like I like this episode. I was happy that they, for some reason,

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them being in SF GPE tickled me.

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Because it's... It was really funny. They treated it like they were in like Portugal GPE. I was like,

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you literally traveled like a few hours up the coast. You're in San Francisco GPE. It is a different world though.

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It is different, but they were literally like... I was like, did the San Francisco Tourism Board ORG pay them to go here to like... Shill, like, San Francisco Tourism Board ORG pay them to go here to, like, shill, like, San Francisco GPE propaganda because the city's gone downhill?Like, what's going on?

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Probably.

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But I looked in the credits and that was not the case.

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What if they just, what if they all just moved to SF GPE? That'd be cool.

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It becomes about them, like, adjusting to life in the Bay Area LOC.

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I'd watch it.

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Yeah. They need maybe a change of scenery.

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No cow rules.

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I'm also, like, why haven't these people ever gone, like, to Europe LOC?

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Yeah, why haven't we seen a European NORP trip?

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Why don't they get to go on, like, a fun housewives vacation?

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They're always going to, like, Mexico GPE, which is fun, but it's like, it's close to here.

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But don't they deserve at this point?

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You're 11 seasons in?

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You mean to tell me we're 11 seasons in?

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You can't highest ratings of the show that have ever been. You can't muster up the budget to send these poor unfortunate souls just like across the shore.

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Let's go. They went to fucking Thailand on Real Housewives of Dallas WORK_OF_ART.

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Yeah, like what the fuck.

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We can do this.

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Maybe some of them don't have passports or something.

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Kristen PERSON didn't have a passport.

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I remember she got hers. Yeah. We need to look into this.

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So we'd open up with Kyle PERSON.

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Saw. Oh, yeah. So at Saw, Awkward Ann PERSON is now front and center employee. She's like, hi, every guy, guy.

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Yeah, it looks great in here.

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Ariana and Malones PERSON come in and they're like,

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we're going to have to get that taken care of. There's just shit everywhere.

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And Anne PERSON goes, yeah, that needs to be taken care of.

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I'm like, but not me.

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Can you just act normal?

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What's the problem?

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah.

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She's like,

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have a normal response.

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She's,

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she's having a fight or flight response to something at all times.

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Mm-hmm. She's like under threat.

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Well, she's a plant. True.

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FBI ORG agent.

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She's like they're all going to find out.

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Lisa PERSON comes in to shame the girls for their lack of progress on the restaurant, but ultimately comes in to kind of try and muscle them and get them to talk to Chef Penny PERSON, who I knew from the fucking jump. When I saw Chef Penny PERSON in the mix, I said, this bitch is up to no fucking good here. I just knew it in my soul of souls.

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Arianna and Katie are being really, like, polite about it, but they're basically like, she's shady as fuck, and we don't want her in our company. They were going to make her the CFO or the C-O-O.

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They asked her to be the CFO. And so, like, they own the company. And, like, when you hire an employee, you can either hire them as, like, a contract employee or they can be a salaried employee.

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So they were going to hire her,

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make her a salaried employee of the company,

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and then give her, I guess, 10% of the profits from that location.

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And I guess Chef Penny was under the impression that she's going to be, like, a partner in the SAW operation, which, like, I'm sure she would love that because she sees dollar signs when she looks at this thing.

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I honestly don't know, like, what the business model of a sandwich shop is, but I imagine that, like, it's fairly somewhat easier than, like... Sir. Than Sir, like, a larger restaurant.

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Tom Tom.

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It's sandwiches, like, how, really how hard can a sandwich be?

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It's like drunk and munchy food.

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Also, I'm like, you need a chef to figure out what sandwiches are good?

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Lisa PERSON goes, I'm so surprised. Chef Penny PERSON is a true asset. She's been so incredible working with.

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She really was excited. She said, it could be good. You're not going to consider making her a partner.

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So Chef Penny PERSON called her and was like, get them to make me a partner.

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I don't know what she did, but I just know. I was like, A, you should know better than to hire the head chef of Sir and Tom Tom as your like collaborative, culinary.

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Like, well, it's just like they're getting, they got the, the Nancy Myers PERSON set designer thing was a coup.

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That was. So it's like, level. What they decided to do with it, TBD.

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No, but let's like, okay, stay on that level.

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Yeah. It's level up. You've already leveled up with that. Like, that's good. We're in the right direction that you didn't use. Or maybe like pay someone, I don't know, like 50 grand to tell you some good sandwiches.If you can't like put your heads together and come up with a good sandwich, like on your... I'm sorry, but that like seems like an easy thing to do. Am I wrong? No, I, if I told you, hey, you're going to have like a booming business, you just need to come up with like five sandwiches that are yummy. Do you think you could do it? Yeah.

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Yeah. It's pretty easy. You have to like think. You have to do a little research.

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You have to eat, you have to go eat some sandwiches, try some bread, try some cheeses.

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It's fun.

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Think of the sandwiches in your life that you've eaten that you've liked.

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Write it all down. It's kind of fun, no?

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I would love. I would love, and I'm just going to throw my hat in the ring right now, if you decided to fire Chef Pennies at, which you should, and you want to just throw me some business. I am truly, I love bread. I love cheese. I love meats. I love condiments, lettuce. I'm a bit of a sandwich-oficionado, I feel.And I feel I could really do a menu justice.

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You, and then it would, saw would be like a queer feminine, queer women-owned business.

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It would be bisexual, bisexual-owned, bisexual, contracted out, bisexual-approved sandwiches.

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And that is a good selling point.

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That's an angle.

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And I'm not going to try and get in.

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I don't want to be a partner.

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No, and listen to this.

Speaker 21882.5s - 1885.78s

So. Chef Penny PERSON really thought she was going to get a big old piece of that pie.

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But to speak to your trip thing, why not do a research trip to Italy GPE?

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And, like, why didn't you go to Italy GPE and just test meats and, like, make it a recent?

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Like, that would have been a great group trip where you all have to go.

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And then Tom Sandoval PERSON, like, gets finangled into being invited. That would have been great.

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And you go on, like, a tour and you, like you like go to meats and there's things for everyone to do people that don't drink.

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Yeah, like what's the vibe? Is it like going to be like French NORP sandwiches, Italian NORP sandwiches? Like...

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Probably drunk food. No?

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I mean, whatever it is, it's probably mid. They're putting like Laze ORG potato chips. It's going to be like GMO sandwiches. But Lisa, Chef Bernie PERSON,

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she's at home crying about.

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Such an asset.

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Oh my God.

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She really, really wanted it.

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Lisa PERSON's also gone.

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She's like not in the show anymore.

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I think God PERSON.

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Lisa PERSON goes, I'm sorry to hear that because she really wanted to be involved.

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I was like, I'll bet she fucking did.

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I'll bet she saw what happened with Tom Tom, Tom, and was like, I need two fucking idiots that I can get in there and make a buck or two off of. Katie and Ariana are not the ones. They might not be the brightest, but they're not letting Chef Penny PERSON.

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They have good, they know, they've worked long enough in this vicinity to know, like, these people, this is a sham.

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Yeah.

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Also, they also got the good sense of not hiring

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nicolayne i know thank god nicolaine for like an industrial sandwich shop but lisa is pretty much like

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she's removed from the equation you know who i think should replace her who kyle chan kyle chan this is

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kyle chan rules now this is kyle chan's fucking season this is chan rules now. This is Kyle Chan's PERSON fucking season.

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This is Chan PERSON rules.

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I feel so compelled by him.

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Every time he's on and I'm, there's something about him that like he's has a, didn't he

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have like a little dog with him?

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Yeah, Goldie PERSON.

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Like he just kind of reminded me of like the claw and inspector gadget.

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And I was like, I want to be, I want to know more about Kyle Chan PERSON.

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I really need.

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I love, I want eyes on Kyle Chan PERSON at all times. I'm ready to go to his jewelry store.

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He seems to be really popular and well, and like beloved. Everyone who meets him loves him.

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San Amal gets like cries when he talks about him. Okay. But I'm like, I think Sanival PERSON, I can tell when he's

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trying to make himself cry on camera. He did it twice in this episode and talking about Kyle Chan

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was one time and then the other time

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He's going to do that.

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Save my life, man. Shut up.

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Okay.

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You called him and said,

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come get the guns out of the house.

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And he said, okay.

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He's like, I'll send some of my, like,

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security team over.

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I'll send an Uber ORG.

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Just put it in the Uber ORG.

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Why do I feel like he has a detail, a security detail? I just feel like if you have, like, what he has,

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you're very wealthy. I just am fascinated by him. So anyway, he's throwing this big brand launch in SF for whiskey. For whiskey. What can't he do? He's a true. He's a brand man. First the jewelry world,

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taking the jewelry world by storm, and now the spirits world.

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He's a chameleon.

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Um.

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Sheena's getting ready for her big show. They're going to do, she's going to perform at Kyle Chan's

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jewelry launch. A screamo version of good as gold.

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The 27s PRODUCT are there over them. Are they like gay?

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I don't get them. I think they're not. Remember? They just kiss for, they just kiss for these purposes.

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They're emo gay.

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And like some random ginger YouTuber who is mute.

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So they're, so Sheena goes over to meet with them and then Sanabal PERSON comes over to like, he's going to like help them.

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He's going to be like stage managing because Kyle PERSON said you owe me for the guns.

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Santa Val comes in and Sanamol comes in and he goes, hey, Sheena, how are you?

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And she goes, hi. She goes, hi, I'm fine.

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Hi, I'm fine.

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And Kyle Chan PERSON, truly a boss-ass bitch. Kyle Chan PERSON tells

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We need a power day DATE. I know. And he's the one to do it. He tells Sheena and Tom PERSON to make up. Chan rules underway. This is episode one. We's a power day. I know. And he's the one to do it. He tells Sheena and Tom to make up. Chan PERSON rules underway. This is episode one. We need a power gay that's like a little trashy, like a little gaudy. And I think he's a little gaudy.

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Mm-hmm.

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But he's a wall of gold bars. But he's also just like captivating. He's captivating my fucking heart.

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I've always thought like, what's up with this guy? He's always been around. But yeah, he kind of run. He's like, oh my God. Do've always thought like, what's up with this guy? He's always been around.

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But yeah, he kind of run. He's like, oh my God, do you know that

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he did the jewelry for La La Land WORK_OF_ART?

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The movie? All the jewelry

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in La La Land was Kyle Chan Jewelry ORG.

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We know how these people feel about La Land WORK_OF_ART.

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How do they know about, like, what is the connection there? I can't look at, seek it out myself, but I would love like a TikToker PRODUCT to do a deep dive on the connections between La La La Land and the Vanderpump LAW rules universe because like it's deep it's deep

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she because they're all like actors with a dream i think that was like no but like they i feel

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like they like know someone or there's like similar people something's up something's yeah

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Kyle Chan PERSON was like i'm the king this is my court you guys have to fucking make up or you can't come to my party.

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He sits behind a desk.

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He literally becomes LVP.

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LVP is going to go to war.

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You want to go to Woe GPE with me?

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I want Kyle Chan PERSON to take an army, his army of security detail,

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to Villa Rosa PERSON and take Villa Rosa.

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Just, I need to, insurrect Villa Rosa PERSON Stage a coup

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Insurrect Villa Rosa

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Cast like this is like French Revolution EVENT style

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He needs to take over Villa Rosa

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Kill the swans

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And Ken out

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They're beheaded on the front lawn

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To the whole crowd of servers

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Elf servers past present

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Are all out there going off with their head.

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And then feed their remains of the swans.

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Yeah.

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And then he sits on the pink couch and he goes, get in here.

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And that's the crossover episode into Chan PERSON rules.

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He looks at Pandora and Max PRODUCT and he goes, I'm your father now. And they go, okay.

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He goes, I'll spare you this time, but you're on the nice.

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And now you're my son and daughter. No, he adopts them. They go, okay. He goes, I'll spare you this time. But you're on the nice. And now you're my son and daughter.

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And they go, no, he adopts them. They go, okay. He illegally adopts two grown adults. Which you can. Yeah. He does it.And then he rules the roost. And he says, he has like staff all hands on deck meetings. And he.

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He leaves Ken and leaves his bodies out there as a reminder.

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As a warning. He strings them up. It's like civil war. It's like Civil War EVENT.

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It's Civil War EVENT style.

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Because sometimes you just have to get really violent in order to make your point. And Kyle Chan PERSON, no one knows out better than him. So he takes Villarosa PERSON and fully takes over the show. Somehow Bravo, like, Ben PERSON says every will.

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Alex Baskin, Ben PERSON Sues me.

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Alex Bask, his first person that he summons, he goes, Baskin PERSON get in here. And he sits on the couch, and he says, I'm the captain now. And suddenly, Vanderpump LAW rules becomes chan rules, as we said.

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They act like it was always chan rules.

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We don't talk about before times. And then the drama, I think it would be good.

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It would be amazing.

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He says, you you gotta get off your

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ass you think of Ariana a little talking to why did I just say it would

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be amazing it would be amazing this is Chan PERSON rules now we don't even change the song and at the end

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it's Kyle Chan PERSON coming in with a

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scarf and gold

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bars gold coins

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and a and a Birkin, a burkin.

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He's incredible.

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And he could throw Goldie PERSON.

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Yeah.

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He goes, make up.

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So, She was like, honestly, this.

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She was, honestly, I felt really bad.

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And I was coming to tell you. Like, the song was like, I was going to change the song. And like, it was out already.

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That's why I wasn't going to release my song. And then, it was out already. That's why I wasn't gonna release my song. And then I did put that one line in, but it wasn't meant for you, but it kind of was. I mean, it was one line about you. But like, really, it was just like more about me.

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And Sam PERSON, she really hurt me. I know. It's not the end of the world. And then she goes, she goes, I'm not gonna pretend like you weren't like an amazing friend to me. And I like, I miss you and I love you.

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I'll never forget that you were like there for me. You were like there for me and you've always been my ride or die from day one. And he kind of has.

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Their friendship does go way back. He's always advocated for Shishu PERSON. And then Lala and Katie are getting ready for Lala's 33rd birthday. And Lala's like, I have to disinvite Tom tonight, but I'm not going to do it over text. I'm going to call his ass on FaceTime. And I knew there was going to be drama because Sheena was in the video.Yeah.

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So she calls Tom PERSON and she goes, hello Tom.

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And then he goes, I'm here with Sheena, man. and she goes, hello Tom PERSON. And then he goes, I'm here with Sheena, man.

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And she's like, hey. And then Katie's like, no.

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No compassion. She goes, no, no empathy.

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No empathy.

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No empathy.

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No empathy.

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No compassion. She went like that.

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No. Again. No compassion. No empathy.

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Wait, Katie also looks incredible.

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She's never looked better.

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No, but last night she was on Watch Happens Live WORK_OF_ART. She looked phenomenal. So did Ariana, obviously.

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Yeah. She looked. She's in her zen. She's shining.

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She goes, no.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, I don't know.

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Saw. It was going to open May 22nd.

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Sandwiches.

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Sandwiches for everyone.

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Yeah, that's the alleged date.

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Yeah.

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Um, so Lala PERSON's like, hey.

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Are they gonna be on like postmates?

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I can't like go wait in the line.

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They better.

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That line is gonna be cray cray.

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They're probably not going to.

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Brick and mortar only.

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Should we open a saw franchise? Us?

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Yeah.

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Sure.

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Should we franchise it?

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Yeah.

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They said this is the first location.

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So I think they're thinking like long game.

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They're going global. There's going to be a saw in London.

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Honestly, I fucking wish that if I won the lottery, I would go to them and I would say, I want a stake in this company and we're going to go global. But you have to let me consult on sandwiches. And I would literally pay them enough money to where they could not refuse.

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And then there's like a picture of you like on Forbes three years later and it says this sandwich whisper.

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This Lars Marieis PERSON sandwich empire. Empress of sandwiches.

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Empress of Chabata GPE. The Chabada NORP queen.

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The Chabada Queen of Los Angeles. I go, you A, we're not doing those lobes anymore.

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I would literally pay them $40 million to de-loaf.

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No more fake lobes.

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And I would say, girls, you give me sandwich vinyl say.

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Your poll quote on the cover is you don't know what I've given up.

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Blood, you smell, like, you go full Ozark GPE and you like kill people.

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There's like a sandwich mafia.

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I go to like, I go to war with them.

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Yeah.

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I like take over, like a violent corporate,

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corporate violent takeover of Saw.

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You go to meet like the sandwich,

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the house of,

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it would do them.

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It would be good for them.

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You go to, I really don't believe, and I say this with truly love and light. These people don't know food. No. They don't.They just don't. After being exposed to sir for that long, like, I just know that they don't know what tastes good and what does not taste good. Can you? Am I wrong?

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No. So they need me and I would make it so easy on them. I would literally pay them $40 million to just let me take

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the reins on the sandwiches. You don't even have

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to give me credit. You just

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But just a little. But

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maybe a shout out, but honestly, you can take the credit. Like, I'll pay you and do you this favor. Please. Please. Please.Please.

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Please. You go to meet, meet like the heads of sandwiches in southern

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california and you have them all killed if you ever okay here's what i'm gonna say if saw ORG goes global

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and somehow is like winning like james beard award for like incredible sandwiches it will go global

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and you go there and you're like these sandwiches truly hands down, not even ironic, best sandwiches I've ever tasted.

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Please know that that means I've won the lottery and I've paid Ariana and Katie $40 million.

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Exactly $40 million.

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You know what they're going to do? They're going to open something in Vegas GPE.

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You think so? Yeah. They'll open something in Vegas GPE. You think so?

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Yeah. They'll open something in like Paris GPE.

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In the Venetian ORG.

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Yeah.

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Wherever Lisa PERSON.

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Yeah, they'll have, or like.

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It'll be down the street.

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Or whatever. It'll be like Caesar ORG's palette. Like they're going to open some like sandwich restaurant in Vegas GPE.

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They should open one in Arizona GPE. Yeah.

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Why?

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Well, it would be one. I think Arizona GPE needs it.

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Rachel's State ORG.

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And it's also Rachel State ORG.

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Do you think they'll open a saw in New York GPE?

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Yeah.

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Do you New Yorkers like fuck with that kind of thing the way that L.A. GPE people do?

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I mean, they have like Aubompon PRODUCT.

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They do.

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They have like salad plate, like chopped.

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I used to go to chopped all the time.

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Yeah. Yeah, they fuck with it okay tourists will

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like it yeah that's true people went to that central park central perk they should open one at the grove

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But yeah, so they are in sandwich hell. Sheena and Tom PERSON have made amends. And Lala is hosting her 33rd birthday, I think at one of those fucking places that they always go to.

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I don't know what this place was. And I was shaken.

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Lala's dressed like Madam Webb PERSON.

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Her web connects us all.

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Her web connects her ariolas,

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and those and those alone.

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She goes there in it. What's that thing you said about Jesus being 33 when he died?

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So they'd go for Lala PERSON's big old birthday party to like a burlesque place that also serves like mac and cheese, but that also has like very garish overhead lighting.

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Also seeing Tom Schwartz PERSON, seeing his blonde hair like whipping around like kind of off to the side, not really featured in this whole thing. Freak me out, except when he's with Joe PERSON. Everyone does a va va va voam.

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The burlesque performance unfolds.

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One woman had the craziest body.

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Yeah, they all were, they were all pretty hot.

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One of the women looked like the strangers. The Betty Boop PERSON stranger. Oh, yeah, there was a boop.

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Yeah. Brock reveals that he was raised Mormon NORP.

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I know.

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The more he reveals about his life growing up,

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I'm like, wow, this man.

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That's why he's such a freak.

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That's why he became like, he was living in like...

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That's why he's like a cross-dresser.

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Well, he was also living in like a swinger colony, I think, for a period, right?

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Brock PERSON needs to write a book.

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But like more, I'm telling him,

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ex-Mormans, some of them are freaky.

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Sheena's getting ded the fuck down.

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And he's fishnets.

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And he's fishnets.

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From Mormon NORP to fishnets is a pipeline that I think...

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And a boostier.

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When he put that boostier on, I was like, yes, Papa, one more step closer to fishnets.

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You're like the mom in Titanic EVENT tightening the bus.

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I would love to tighten a busier on Brock PERSON.

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He'd break up.

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And then I go,

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I go, ah, you're topless.

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And your fishnets and your boots.

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Run.

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And then.

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Run.

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You're like Laura Dern and Dr.

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Run.

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I go, run.

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And then he won't.

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And then you hold up a gun and you fire a war.

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Fire and round into the ceiling.

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And I go, run.

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So they all are like talking about the trip.

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I don't know.

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This fucking seemed.

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Yeah, they're not like Sheena and Sandiball PERSON, like being friends.

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And Ariana makes a series of faces.

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Arana PERSON goes, incredible.

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She goes, she goes, she goes, he was honestly, like, we still have love for each other.

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And, like, it was good to, like, talk about it. And you just see Ariana go, okay.

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Making note of that.

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Sheena and Brock are packing for San Francisco GPE.

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And she goes, I love San Francisco GPE. She goes, I very had Rice-Ironey. And he goes, what is Francisco. And she goes, I love San Francisco.

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She goes, I very had Ricearoni PERSON.

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And he goes, what is that?

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And she goes, you know, the San Francisco GPE treat. She goes, you're going to need to pack a sweatshirt because it's going to be cold. So I pack these sweats and this jacket because I know I'm going to get there and I'm going to be freezing.

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She's right. It's fucking cold.

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Yeah. This is summer, too. It was having a real San to be freezing. She's right. It's fucking cold. Yeah. This is summer too. I was having a real San Francisco summer moment.

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What's that quote? You haven't experienced.

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Coldest winter I've ever experienced San Francisco in August. Something like that. I'm really mad at whoever did Sheena's highlights. I think Kyle Chan needs to sentence them along with LVP and Ken, to a swift beheading. To the guillotine.

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Yeah.

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The guillotine for that colorist.

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How dare you?

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How dare you fry her end?

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Sheena has been looking incredible all season.

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Yeah, she's looking great.

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It's just, we got to get her a deep conditioning hair mask.

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It's crazy to watch the old seasons and how much makeup she used to wear.

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And then she went like full like M free.

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Like it's just what a what an evolution? I think her makeup free is just like foundation. No, I know.

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But like she's pretty much like she's so much.

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She went a little more natural.

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Yeah, minimal.

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Brock PERSON is wearing the tiniest fedora. I was like, whose fedora is this?

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They get to the airport. He's also like,

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inexplicably making everyone dress up for dinner as the roaring 20s.

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I know. Well, they get to the airport and Ariana's boyfriend is there.

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Well, no. First, Ariana and her boyfriend

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go out to dinner. They have date not.

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They got date not! His boy,

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okay, here's my thing.

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The boyfriend. Yeah, speak. Say it. He's sweet and cute But he's He seems uncomfortable on camera Like he doesn't wantI feel like he doesn't want to be on camera And he's just like So he's not really like He's very like It seems like Arianna PERSON's like trying to get himLike to like

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You know what I mean

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And he seems a little like I don't want to do this I'm trying and failing to understand this relationship. What it does.

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Lala PERSON says something at some point.

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Beyond just like you need to bounce back with like a fling with a hot guy who's really sweet to you.

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But then it's like after a couple weeks, you're like, thank you.

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That was fun and Hillen. But now I got to go be in Chicago.

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I have like a battery commercial to shoot. Like that's one thing, but this is giving like a sexless lesbian relationship. Am I wrong?

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There, it's, I think she, I wish, my wish for her is that she's just like single and doing her thing.

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I just don't. Lala PERSON's, I was surprised Lala said something. she's just like single and doing her thing. I just don't.

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Lawless. I was surprised Lala PERSON said something.

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Ariana's like also talking about him moving to L.A. I was like, how serious is this relationship?

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He's like, I don't want to move to L.A. I want to be in New York GPE.

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Girl, you don't want him to fucking move to L.A. You don't even really want to be with this person. I truly believe that. I think it's like you need a confidence boost. You need like a fling. You also don't want to be with this person. I truly believe that. I think it's like you need a confidence boost. You need like a fling. You also don't want to be alone. I think she is like traumatized by what happened. Yeah. And like needed someone to talk to. But I'm also like, if you're going to date like you also need to like date someone who lives in your city and is also at your level.

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Like, it understands your life. I, she should date, she needs to date a really famous person.

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Just take a beat. Take a beat. Just take a beat, girl.

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And he's like, he's like, I'm, he's like, he doesn't like L.A. I don't think he likes California.

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I don't know what he likes. I think maybe it's like, I was trying to think, like, because then I saw on TikTok ORG like in my algorithm this woman popped up who like does a lot of content about how she has like just a hot tall boyfriend and she's the primary breadwinner and she like makes her boyfriend like braid her hair.

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Yeah.

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And she was like I make all the money so that he takes care of me.

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It gives me medieval braids.

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It gives her medieval braids. And he like makes her food and is like kind of a maid and like a lady in waiting. But then I guess also dicks her. And so then and she pays and that seems like a happy relationship for them. And I'm like maybe that's what Ariana wants and like maybe there is I thought maybe there is a little merit to that of just like someone that's just always going to wait be around for you I think she wants someone that she can

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my theory is that Tom PERSON was so fucking at towards end. He was probably so inconsistent and like unpredictable. And he was always off.

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Just into himself.

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Yeah. And he was always, he was never there. Like he was always party. You know what I mean? And like fucking Raquel PERSON and like was just like not reliable.So she probably just needed someone. My thing was like I feel like she's probably just like, I need someone that I know that who they are.

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How does she know who they're?

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But then I'm like, but they've only been together a few months.

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They like met at a wedding.

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Yeah, I think it's like I'm honestly surprised they're still together.

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But again, I don't, you know. I don't, I just, I don't get it. It's not for me. It's not what I would choose. He's got a good body.

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He's a great body.

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But like, also like, just like the making a big deal about like the things he does, which are thoughtful and kind, like pulling a chair out for you or like making you a taco to eat is like, sure, that's nice.

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But that's like, it's like assigning too much value to that in a way she's just like not used I think she's just not used to it because Tom PERSON was such a fucking flop yeah

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I mean let's

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let's talk about who these women have been with these men are like not they're the bars

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but being like impressed by that is like that that to me that makes me sad because I'm, like, doing little things like that. Like, sure, they're nice, but that's not like the end all be all of, like, respect and, like, a great relationship.

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Yeah.

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Like, it's like someone can do those things for you and that's nice, but it still doesn't mean, like, you want them to move to L.A.

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It's just like my, he doesn't seem like he wants to be on this trip with Tom PERSON. Like, that's, like, weird. It's a lot.

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He's like an emotional support boyfriend.

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But, like, he's kind of like, oh, yeah, he's going because he, like, clearly cares about her and he wants to be there for her. But it's like, he's also, like, I'd be.

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Like, if you're going to, It's shit or get off the pot On Bannerbump rules

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Be Luke

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Yeah True Get in there

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True

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True! Get in there

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But so they all

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But she also was like Did you watch Watch what happens? There was an interesting moment Where Andy PERSON was like Did you watch the episodeThat we're talking about tonight? And she was like, no, I like haven't had time. Like, she didn't watch episodes like before the reunion. Like straight up was like, I've just been so busy. And like I was on my show and I couldn't like take that on.

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You're taking a break from filming.

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Yeah, but she was like, I just like couldn't. Like I didn't. And then he was like, oh, how nice. Yeah, but she was like, I just like couldn't, like, I didn't. And then he was like, oh, how nice for you? Like, it was like, damn. Like, and I'm, I don't know, but.

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You think she's not going to come back?

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No, I think she'll come back because she's like a cash cow right now. So I don't think. But I'm, that's where I'm torn because I'm like, if you're not going to like get messy and get in the weeds and like play ball and watch the fucking show that you're on and like come do the job of like commenting on it and like that's like part of the job description.

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So that rubs me the wrong way where I'm like then and if you're not going to feel to, like, you're dating this guy, but he's not coming around, then truly, why are you here?

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Yeah.

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It's not like just a free paycheck that you just get because, like, you just have been on it for a long time.

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Agreed.

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I think it's like, you kind of got to earn it.

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Yeah.

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And I don't know how much.

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Sing for your supper.

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I don't know how much she's earned the paycheck this season.

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I feel weird saying that, but it's the truth.

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And I think that's a bit of like probably what Lala PERSON is experiencing.

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Well, they get to the airport the next day and they're at that cursed terminal, I think.

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And, um, uh, uh, San Deval has a show and his mom comes

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that was sad

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yeah there's a whole point

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girl you're skipping all around i didn't i took notes

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on the valley i know um

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that would make me sad

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her face she looked like like she was

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beholding what he's up to

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in his current state of life with like

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a mixture of like horror and disgust and like she

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didn't know what the score was well she but she also looks at him like that's my son when he's

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performing i feel like she was like she so he's performing with the most extras like the

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for some reason like the audio felt weird like it just all like i was very awkward i was very uncomfortable

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he's he's having fun jo. Joe PERSON's having a great time with

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She's got her little baseball cap on, but Tom PERSON goes, we're going to bring it back to an old song and he plays that dreadful song that like,

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it sounds like a prince.

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Leader of Q and on

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wrote with him.

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That guy.

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Is he in Q ORG?

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Oh, that guy like rose the ranks

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and was like extremely high up in Q.

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Was he at the insurrection?

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And then took his own life.

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No.

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Yes.

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You didn't know this lore.

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What?

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Yeah. He became like, I just watched that whole like, where they filmed the music video.

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He became like full cue, radicalized, like worked his way up and then like tragically died of suicide. I know.

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That's so the show.

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And Tom PERSON's like, we are now going to just take it right back for an old fucking classic.

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And his mom's in the crowd. And then Tom's there with fucking Joe PERSON. I'm like, Joe PERSON. Joe PERSON goes have some, I'm sorry. She goes, they're so good. They're so good.She I'm like, yeah. But then I'm like you pretending that you didn't hang out with Raquel and Tom PERSON when they

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were fully a couple. Like you're a liar. You're a liar. We need Joe PERSON. We do. We need Joe now more than ever. But I, for her dignity, I was like, why are you back here? No, she has no dignity. She's going to have to learn the hard way before she gets a shred of dignity. Yeah. She though, one of my favorite people on the show.

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I crave her.

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I know.

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She's an essential part of the mix.

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I wanted to, like, punt Tom Schwartz PERSON.

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He, okay, I have some theories about him, and we'll get there, but Schwartz takes Joe PERSON outside.

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He's like, Joseph PERSON, can we go talk?

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And then he goes, who's your break?

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How many guys did you bang?

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Which I was like, that's fucking rude.

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Fuck you.

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Fuck you. And then she, like, shoves them. And she's like, no one.

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And then they're, like, doing their bits together.

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He's like, do I hug you?

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Do I shake your hand?

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Hey, Joe PERSON's a.

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Oh, no.

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What to do?

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And then they, like, do some Laurel PERSON and Hardy comedy And then It's just still very clear that Joe PERSON is in love with him Like looks at him ghouly-eyed And he does not regard her in that fashion whatsoever

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No she's like not human to him

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And he's like before we go I just need to make it so clear And she goes I know you want to make clear We are just friends and everyone needs to know that. I was like, girl, this is why, but

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I'm also like, you're about to be 5150.

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Come back next season and take his ass

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down. Destroyed. God damn

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life. And they like flirt, but also don't. And then at one point, Schwartz yells out, he's like, I feel like I have to tell everyone like, this is Joe PERSON, we used to bang, but she's my friend, but we're going to get married in eight years. And I was like, have to tell everyone like, this is Joe PERSON. We used to bang, but she's my friend,but we're going to get married in eight years. And I was like,

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you are a terrorist.

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He's a mean,

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he's a really, he's a terrible person.

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That's mean.

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That's mean. It's so mean. And by this time, like, he might have even been like, already dating that girl.

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I hate him.

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I hate him too. I really, I think he's, I think he's the most evil man on the whole show.

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I think so too. More than Sanneval, more than Jacks,. I really, I think he's, I think he's the most evil man on the whole show. I think so too.

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More than Sannaval PERSON, more than Jacks, more than James. I think he's, well, hmm,Jerry PERSON's still out of that. But,

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but he is, but he is a sinister fucker. He's extremely sinister.

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And Joe PERSON, he drove,

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he's driven Joe PERSON to the madhouse. He almost drove, he did drive her for a second. He drove Maloney

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to a place of trade me. But you have to come back like Maloney PERSON. Joe needs to come back with the madhouse. He almost drove he did drive her for a second. He drove Maloney to a place of trade me. But you have to come back like Maloney PERSON. Joe PERSON needs to come back

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with the same hair. She needs a Meg Ryan PERSON haircut.

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And just fucking go. From like City of Angels era. Which I still think it's of the best. Yeah.When Meg Ryan PERSON did the shag. But come back and just destroy his goddamn life.

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Take him the fuck out. Link up with Katie and take them. Yeah. They need to link now more than ever.

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I feel like Katie, they're actually like meant to be best friends. I know.

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So the gang all goes to San Francisco GPE and they check into their hotel. And I go not a hotel at Fisherman's Wharf FAC. And sure enough, they're at the wharf.

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Is that near the tenderloin?

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I don't think so. Cudy PERSON.

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They're at the Wharf. They've all become wharf wenches.

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I just was like, it's cold. Fisherman's Wharf of all places in San Francisco GPE.

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Foghorn.

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And then Schwartz is in the bathtub.

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They all like make a big deal out of checking into their free hotel rooms. And then Schwartz is in the bathtub. They all make a big deal out of checking into their free hotel rooms.

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And then

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Schwartz is in his bathroom

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and he's like in the bathtub

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and he goes, I'm going to drown myself in here in the best possible way. And I was like...

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He's telling the truth.

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This was the first. So my theory is that Schwartz is having like kind of like a suicidal dark night of the soul in San Francisco GPE. He says many things and the way he's acting. I was like he's like considering things.

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I love SF, but it does seem like a place you go to like commit to commit to Huey PERSON.

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It's a place you go to reckon and like weigh your option.

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It's just it's just S.F is always FS go to reckon and like weigh your option. It's just,

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it's just,

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SF GPE has always,

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FS, SF GPE has always been like an access.

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Like it's called to like darkness,

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like serial killers.

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How might you see,

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have you ever seen that documentary about the bridge?

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Yeah,

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the bridge like Charles Manson PERSON spent some time there.

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There's just been a lot of shit.

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There's a lot of energy.

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And I really think that Schwartz, like, I see it.

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I'm going to kill myself in this tub.

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I'm going to make my case over the rest of this episode.

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And I will paint a picture of a man who's on the fucking Bram PRODUCT.

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And they all are going to meet and go.

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On like a wine?

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They're doing like, we, yeah.

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And Schwartz is fascinated with the water.

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He keeps talking about the cold water and he goes...

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So they go on the wine boat and like the Uber drops them off and then Schwartz does another fuck you thing where he like gets out of the Uber and he's like, I just grab for Katie's hand to see if she'd like hold my hand. She didn't. And then Katie goes, what? You never held my hand when we were togetherand he goes yeah i didn't but i was also like fuck you for that he's on he's like he's something's

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happening he's in crisis he's in crisis this is a peak crisis mode and he goes to see he goes sand

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he has tom like then everyone goes they're like looking out at alcatraz no well they're on

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they're on the docks like and brock suddenly suddenly is, like, the tour guide of fishermen's wharf.

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Yeah, who knew?

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Brock PERSON is like, all right, we're going to go on the boat.

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But if you don't have something warm, I suggest picking something up in one of these shops.

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And then they all, like, go in a shop and buy a ton of, like, tourist merch.

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They're being paid by Big Wharf ORG.

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Big Wharf has come in and said, we're paying them 80 mil to like,

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shill for San Francisco GPE and show like the gorgeous side,

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which is like wharf and sea lions.

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Yeah.

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So they all stock up on San Francisco GPE merch

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and then pile into this boat ride from Hades LOC.

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It's like choppy fucking water.

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Like Tom PERSON,

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shorts keeps going,

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water looks so cold.

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Well,

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freezing.

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Okay, so then he takes Sandival PERSON, before they get on the boat, takes Sandal to like the side of the dock. And he's like, looking over into the water. And he's like, man, it's cold water. The water's so cold. He goes, do you think that you could have swam from Alcatraz GPE to there?He goes, looking at it, sometimes I think I do. But I feel like I'd get out to that seagull, and then I'd just die. Die, die in the cold, cold water.

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Because you think those guys who escape made it? You can see that bird over there? That's a, I'd get it that far, and then I'd just die.

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And Sanebel PERSON's like, I'm not paying attention. He's thinking about the most extras. Yeah.

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And, like, braclets. And then Schwartz is like, it's nice to be here.

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Nice to see you without having seething rage.

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And I was like,

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what the fuck?

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And then he goes,

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and I've thought about it. And, you know, I am going to take you up on your offer to move in. And so then he said, which I didn't catch the first time I watched it,but then this next time I was like, holy shit.

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He gets down on one knee and he like proposes. I'm like, they are.

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They are.

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They're so toxic.

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They're so intertwined.

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They're fully adieu.

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So then.

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One of them's going to murder the other, I think.

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They will. They're in Idaho GPE. And I don't think it's going to be Sanibal PERSON.

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Mm-mm.

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They get on the boat. James, I've never seen someone so lit about being in San Francisco he was going San Francisco

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baby SF GPE we're an SF man When siff make

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Well it's probably like whoa I'm British

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Yeah I mean I know he grew up in L.A but like

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It is like big yeah

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And he keeps he's on the pole swinging around

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Someone he goes

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He's like make it rain on me make it

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right and then all the girls are like james your feet are flying in our phase and schwartz PERSON throws here's

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another short throws a bunch of cash but it was all like it was like a lot of cash it was like every

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thing it was like 20s short took out all the money out of his bank account he took out like nine

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thousand dollars at the at yeah so that like no one would flag it,

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because that's to be under 10K. But he's like, he's going on the run. He's taking out all his cash.

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Then it cuts to him sitting next to Katie. And he goes, Katie, if you jump off the bridge by the time

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you hit the water, it's like getting hit by a car. Yeah. Why do you say that to her? Is he crying out to

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her? He's made it. She goes, oh, okay. Like that was, he singled her out he say that to her? Is he crying out to her? He's made it.

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She goes, oh, okay.

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Like that was, he singled her out to say that to her.

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Several cries for help have been made.

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He goes, you fall and you hit it.

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And it's like, it's like hitting it. And everyone goes, wow. And Katie kind of looks like she's the only, she's like, this is something's up.

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But she's in a plate. She's like, not my problem.

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She goes, you know what I don't have for you?

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No respect.

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No empathy.

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She goes, I have nothing but no love for you. And then you hear Sandival's leaning into Lala PERSON and he goes, he's reminiscing his. Ariana and I came here first time, first couple's trip when we first got together. We went to so-and-so place. It shows a picture of them. He was, yeah, we went there, took a picture.Ola PERSON goes, wow.

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She goes, wow, that's sad.

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And he goes, it was a happy time.

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And you see his little earring jingle? I was like, what have you become?

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Yeah, you're a caricature of a man.

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You're a shadow of yourself.

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Then the waves come and almost take the boat out.

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Everyone's screaming. Where were eyes on Schwartz?

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He probably was on the back of the boat, just like almost touching.

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Do you see it?

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They see a wind surfer.

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I was like, there's like sharks in those waters, I think.

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Yeah, it's sharky out there.

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Woo.

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And then they get through the waves and then everyone's like,

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oh my God, that fucking bridge. And they all are taking pictures. Brock PERSON drives the boat. James says, Allie PERSON, you want to drive? You want to drive the boat?You want to drive?

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She's like, no.

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James is definitely a manic episode.

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San Francisco GPE is bringing out, like, everyone's darkness. I'm telling you, it has that power.

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It does. Schwartz is truly contempl that power. It does. Schwartz is truly contemplating death.

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Schwartz isn't like, he's beyond ideating and he's like planning.

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But not even, I think, or like he's planning on going on like a spree.

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Something, he's like up to no good mentally.

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What's that movie where Michael Douglas PERSON just goes on like a killing spree?

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Because he like gets like. Oh, it's like a road rage. Yeah. No, it's like from like the early 90. He's like he had a bad day and he just starts shooting. He just starts killing. Yeah, I need to rewatch that. Pedestrians. That's kind of Schwartz's vibe. Mm-hmm. So and Sandoval's going like wistful like emo alone. Brock has gone like full tourist like, uh,ames is manic and ariana PERSON is kind of like

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just like dissociating yeah you seem like sanival i almost i thought for a second they were

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going to have a moment who ariana and sandoval no no no well they go back to their rooms

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brock and ariana PERSON have like a strange conversation about forgiveness yeah and she's like

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the girl i care more about than anything else in the world, like she's, she's opening herself up to get hurt again by this man who disrespected her.

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And she's like, that's what I care about.

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I was like, okay.

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And she's like, cutting off no contact and gray rocking is totally okay and within the bounds.

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And this I know.

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Forgiveness is old therapy. And I was like, what the fuck is gray rocking?

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Yeah, I've never heard of that.

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What is it?

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Should we Google it?

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Is that a new term?

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I don't know.

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I was impressed.

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I thought I know I'm out here knowing everything.

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Turns out I'm in no idea.

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Gray rocking.

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Gray rock method.

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Medical news today.com.

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It's a tactic people may use to deal with an abusive or manipulative behavior.

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It involves becoming as uninteresting and unengaged as possible so that the other person loses interest.

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Wow.

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Some people anecdotally report that it reduces conflict and abuse.

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Okay.

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The idea is that abusive people, especially those with narcissistic tendencies, enjoy getting a reaction from their victims.

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Refusing to give them this reaction makes interactions less rewarding. There is no research to confirm that it works.

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I guess I could see it. I think it's a good method for Sanoval PERSON.

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Yeah, I think so.

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He's someone that would be affected by that and layoff, I think.

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Mm-hmm.

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But I was like, whoa, like new age, it kind of jarred me.

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I know.

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Gray Rock PERSON.

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I wasn't ready for that. But I'm curious to learn. Curious to know more.

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Yeah. I'm always asking questions, you know?

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James in the bubble bath also gave me manic.

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Manic, but I was into it.

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He was in the bubble bath and he went,

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I love, he was like literally like a little boy.

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He's having like a moment. He goes, he's in the bubble bath, like the biggest bubble bath of his life. And he's like going off an alley since, she was, I would get a yeast infection in this thing. This is not pH approved and James says reallyhe was really

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oh no

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and Lala PERSON comes to Ariana's room and is like hey what's up guys

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like everyone's like trying to I think

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Ariana is unfortunately like gray rocking the viewers

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well Lala PERSON's question she's like I don't really know what this relationship is about. She says it.

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But also it's like.

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Which I was like, whoa, that's bold to say in this time.

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To go up against Angelina Jolie PERSON.

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But like in this time especially, it's still fresh. And she comes in and Dan PERSON is Dan, right? Yeah.

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He's just kind of like, he's got long hair.

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There's a long ponytail.

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And she goes,

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Whoa.

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Lala PERSON comes in and she goes, whoa, Dan PERSON. That reveal, like, I had seen it in some previews, so I knew what to, like, expect, but I was just like,wow, that's interesting.

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It's a long main

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I don't know

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that would

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that would do much for me but maybe Ariana likes it I'm just not I'm just I'm failing to see the alert

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I think well Lala PERSON is in and she kind of has like a semi uncomcomcom

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She's also like why does he want to be with this person like why would it it's weird that a man would be like, okay, she's left her partner of 10

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year, like just separated, living in the same house. I would, I think my good friend, my dear friend was Ariana, like, going through, I would question her next partner coming in really fast.

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Because especially in that time, like time the fame was out of control I'd be a little I think it's good to have friends be like what's your angle that's why I'm like

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I think that she should date someone that's like on another level

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on the same level

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or above or above or just like I don't know it just is or just not date get a therapist like a few times a week some gray rocking or just like, I don't know, it just is, or just not date. Yeah.

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Get a therapist, like a few times a week. Stop gray rocking the viewers.

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I'm feeling gray rocked by the lack of like emotion and willingness to kind of play ball and get in the, getting the weeds.

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So they come out, they're getting ready for their 20s night.

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They're inexplicable.

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I thought I was like, oh, there's like a big party where everyone's doing this. No, they're just on a roof. Making them go to a restaurant all dressed like this. It's a humiliation ritual. What if you were at a restaurant, you were in San Francisco with Simon PERSON for Dight-Dot? And you look over and the entire cast of Vanderpump Rules WORK_OF_ART comes indressed as the roaring 20s. I have to say, and I'm not just saying this to be like, I would, I would leave. I'd be like, I got it.

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We made a bad choice. I'd say we got to go now. We did the wrong thing. This is the wrong.

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Dan PERSON's not coming to dinner.

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He's like going to go to dinner with a friend.

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With Brad PERSON.

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I'm like, that's not how this works.

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No, you play.

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No, you come here and you go to dinner too.

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And have a semi-weird face-off with Santa Ball.

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Like, since when does, I'm sorry, like, since when does anyone get to choose and, like, opt out of things?

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I was, I was kind of like, this is not my Vanderpup rules.

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No.

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Dames, James.

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James dressed like a newsie.

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I know.

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He's just like a little.

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He's in boy mode.

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He's in boy mode.

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San Francisco GPE did something to him. He reverted.

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He's in like, I am one.

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He's eight years old. Yeah, I'm like one of three boys. He's in the school yard.

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Ooh.

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Then he points out that Tom and Aaron are wearing the same shoes.

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He goes, really? He goes, well, you know, yeah, Doc Martins and Aaroner PERSON goes,

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Steve Madden. Steve Madden, she doesn't look at Gray Roxham. And Tom PERSON goes, good. He goes,

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great minds? Great minds? And that got me. I was like, come on. That was,

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I had the same feeling when he said that.

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I went.

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That was actually kind of funny.

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That's kind of funny.

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That's like.

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That's honest and funny.

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And everyone kind of, everyone laughed a little.

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Because it's like, that felt like, dare I say, the old top.

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That felt like he knew that he was making himself the butt of the joke in a funny way. like okay that was actually the most humility he's had all season this is a most honest he's been and genuine that one moment was the most honest raw and real there was a breakthrough

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sandival has been in two years i was i was like damn like, damn, okay, maybe there's a shredder.

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Huge progress, leaps and bounds in that moment alone.

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Meanwhile, whereas Schwartz is regressing into a, like.

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Schwartz, when he's in his room alone, by the way.

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Schwartz is getting ready for this big old night out,

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and he's literally having his, like, final meal.

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He was, like like slurping oysters

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and champagne down like alone yeah which is great like by all means get room service and like live

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your life but i was like this is a man with a plan and that plan is chalce PERSON the plan is sucking

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bridge take to the bridge i was like this we need eyes on him i'm calling this episode Take to the bridge. I was like, we need eyes on him. I'm calling this episode, take to the bridge.

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I know, like, having been down a road, a dark road of ideating, and like, I know this mindset,

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I know it all too well, Taylor PERSON's version.

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And I fucking know when you're in a place of bridge.

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Santa Ball's PERSON, yeah.

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This was, it was weird.

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And then they all kind of go off and... And then they keep on

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checking out the view. Kitty goes, oh my God, you can see the bay bridge.

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Because it's awkward. No one wants it to do.

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Let's go to do. Let's go to the bathroom. Come with me, Ariana. And she and Ariana are the tie twins.

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There's two ladies wearing ties.

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She goes, let's go look out of the bridge.

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The bridge is like the fucking...

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Now they're looking at the other bridge.

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The bridge is literally like a symbol for something.

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This is the Bay Bridge FAC now.

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They're in absolute awe

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of San Francisco GPE.

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She's, let's go over here.

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Let's go check it out.

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Let's go check out of the views.

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Are you okay?

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Katie's dressed like Karl Lagerfeld PERSON.

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She looks good though.

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Yeah, she looks great.

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Sports goes comes over.

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And he propositions Katie.

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He's like, Bubba PERSON, I'm thinking like me.

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I was like, don't you start.

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This was another piece of evidence.

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He goes, I'm thinking tonight, like.

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He goes, we're in San Francisco GPE.

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He's like, one last time.

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Like, should we have like a one night stand?

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And then Katie is like, honestly, she was like, not no.

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He goes, we go in the hotel room.

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We fill the bed with just junk food.

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And we just sit there and like scroll our phones and not talk to each other.

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Just like we used to.

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And I was like, fuck you.

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You knew what you were doing when you said that, you little bitch.

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You piece of shit.

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You little fucker. You couldn't even let her have a win that's like, I want to fuck you. I'm what you were doing when he said that, you little bitch. You piece of shit. You little fucker.

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You couldn't even let her have a win that's like, I'm going to be honest, you look so fucking hot.

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No.

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And like, I want to fuck you.

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He's mean.

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He's on a mean streak.

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He's mean. It's like his, it's cruel.

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The cruel that he's got to drag you down.

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The demon, the cruelness that he's been suppressing for a decade pretending to hide behind this mask of like kind of aloof lovably aloof.

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This is part of his suicide mission.

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It's cracking and his true self, which is this, which is like a fucking ghoul of a human, is coming out. Also, he follows our podcast on Instagram ORG. Love that he's listening to that. Shout out to you, Schwarz PERSON. I know.

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You're a real tool.

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Yeah.

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Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself. So she's like, and he walks I know. You're a real tool. Yeah. Fuck yourself.

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Fuck yourself.

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So she's like, and he walks, when he goes, think about it. And you just see her go, oh, you're so weird.

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She goes, no, I can't, I won't.

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No, I can't, I won't.

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But what kind of junk food?

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I mean, it's also vulnerable to be like, you're hot and I'm turned on by you.

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Like, let's fuck for old times sake. But he can't do that. No, he can't get her that. But this was also, like, you're hot and I'm turned on by you, like, let's fuck for old time's sake.

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But he can't do that.

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No, he can't get her that.

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But this was also, like, what he really wanted to say.

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But then the subtext of that is like, this is my last night in this earthly realm.

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Like, it's a test to see, like, if she takes it, like, I'll do it and jump.

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Or if she doesn't, I'll live to see jump or if she doesn't I'll live to see

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another day. Like I believe

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it was all part of his weird clan.

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He's going the fuck through it

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in San Francisco GPE. And then Sanneville

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and Sheena finally have their full

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company. Sheena's fully teamed Sanneval now. Sanneval PERSON goes

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He goes, sheena want to check out the view over here. I was like these people have never like been

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on a ninth floor no they haven't looked up at the sky in years they haven't like taken an elevator

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no they've been on the ground they've been above like 40 feet off the ground no in like a decade

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they've been at sea level they've been below sea level for years they're truly treating this like

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they're in like venizia i know they're like fienzzi i this like they're in like Venetia. I know. They're like, Fiennese NORP.

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I'm like, you're in San Francisco GPE.

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You're in San Francisco GPE.

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Get a grip.

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You're in like the,

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you're in like shitty fisherman's wharf.

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Like, he goes, come away and she goes, yeah, let's go.

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Let's do it.

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Let's do it.

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And then they talk and he's like, so what you're going to need for the show tomorrow is like,

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got you a wireless mic so you'll have that. And then you'll do a sound check and she and he goes I've never once done a sound check or rehearsed for a show I was like girl we know we've rehearsed more than she has

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oh yeah yeah we've done like

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and one two three and four

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and we have put in hours

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of rehearsal I love Sheena just like fucking raw dogs. You never rehearse?

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That's kind of amazing for her like Roxy ORG shows.

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She did rehearse. Yeah, she did. She's a liar.

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She's a liar.

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Season one.

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So Sheena real talks him and is like, she does break it down for him. She's like, Ariana did all these things and she did them for you.

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She did. And to build a life things and she did them for you. She did.

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And to build a life with you and like never did anything to not like help your lives together.

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It's true. Like that's when you have to think about like that.

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And then I saw like that shot of Ariana alone kind of like walking around drunk like looking at the wall. And I was like, this is a person in deep pain. And I think when you're in deep pain, that's when you end up with a person like Dan PERSON.

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And you gray rock. I think for all of the like, Ariana always seemed like kind of like a little cynical and like kind of, you know what I mean? Like calling Bolt PERSON.Like she really, I really think she did like love this man deeply. And like Tom PERSON can say, she was depressed. Like, she put me down. But, like, she did a lot for him. And, like, I think she's really shattered.

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And rode for him. Road hard for his shitty band.

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She did. I'm watching, she, like, always defended him. Whenever there was, like, disagree. Like, whenever he did something shitty that made everyone mad, she was always, like, his... He really fucked her up. Really fucked her up. Yeah. And he's like, whenever he did something shitty that made everyone mad, she was always, like, his, he really fucked her up.

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Really fucked her up.

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Yeah, and he's like, all right. I see that.

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I guess you're right. Maybe we'll talk it out. Maybe I can't apologize. And finally, he admits, like, in his interviews, he's like, she didn't deserve that. Oh, thank you.

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I went.

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My goodness.

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We've gotten an inch.

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He really dragged us through the mud on this.

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We had to fucking pull it out of you. I love that all this time he was saying she did deserve this.

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Mm-hmm. That this was like a normal thing.

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And I came to the realization.

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He has no relationships end well. I was like, that's not, some do.

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Not all. But most don't end like yours that's not, some do. Not all.

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But most don't end like yours.

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Yeah.

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What you did was really bad.

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Massive betrayal.

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Yeah.

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Poor Ariana.

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I felt like emotional almost watching us.

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I know. That was, she was like kind of a little, she seemed a little lost. I get it.

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Yeah. She's probably like, who the fuck? What am I doing?

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I think it's a huge what am I doing. Then now you're just like the star of a show. You're the star of Vanderpump Rules WORK_OF_ART.

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It's a lot.

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A show that you kind of like, we're just on.

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Sheena also like gets her.

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Sheena does. I'd say let Sheena be friends with both. Just let her do it. She needs to.

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Yeah.

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You know?

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It ends. There's like a moat. I was like, he's two going to kiss.

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Then he does the thing again where he makes himself, like tries to get himself up to crying. He does it like he kind of like scrunches his face and then he's like.

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It's like Kyle Rittenhouse PERSON tears. It is. They're fake tears.

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Fake tears. Good episode.

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Emotional.

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Deep.

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Let's shout out our cult members. Shout out our cult.

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Alex Delile.

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God, you really stuck around.

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Pia from Australia GPE.

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Pia PERSON.

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God love you. Make up fresh.

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Make up fresh.

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God bless you.

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DJ Brubu PERSON.

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We couldn't do it without you.

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Rachel in Dublin GPE. Rachel and Dublin.

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Kiss the Blarney stone.

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Kiss the blarney all the way.

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Kiss it now. Sophie from Cleveland. Cleveland. Never beenie Stone PERSON. Kiss the Blarney all the way. Kiss it now.

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Sophie from Cleveland GPE.

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Cleveland GPE.

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Never been there?

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Never been there?

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Probably won't go there.

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Emily Vaughn PERSON.

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Genes Appianza PERSON.

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Genes Appianza PERSON.

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Rancho Cucamonga GPE. That's true prayers for you. Sarah Elizabeth from Boston GPE. Sarah Elizabeth PERSON. Everyone's drunk in Boston GPE.

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City of Alcoholics. Lucy from London.

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Lucy from London. Love London. Love there. Rock bottom there. I had a good time. Really? Rock bottom in London? One of my rock bottoms. That's when. Lucy from London. Love London. Love London. Love that.

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Really? Rock bottom in London?

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One of my rock bottoms. That's when I try to take that guy home to my parents.

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Oh, yeah.

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Airbnb ORG.

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Brooke Johansson PERSON.

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God love you, Brooke Johansson PERSON.

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Rachel Knight PERSON.

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My goodness gracious. Britney Ryan Weiss PERSON. Brittany Ryan Weiss PERSON.

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Three names. Hats off to you. Danielle McMillan from Momsville GPE.

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Danielle PERSON always now love to you for that cameo.

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Bridget Wissowski PERSON.

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Wissowski PERSON's sisters.

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Love her.

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With 80 Swamp, which gives no folks of Room 23. I give a fuck about you.

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Jessica Hernandez PERSON.

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Jessica Hernandez PERSON.

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Love that. Mals atoll from New Rochelle, New York GPE, aka the New Rochelle coronavirus outbreak ground zero. She's on the beat. Mary PERSON. Mary. Mike Earhart. She's on the beat. Mary.

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