Outlaws of Thunder Junction | Cards for the Other 99

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Hey, I'm Kyle PERSON. Thanks for joining me and Andy PERSON for the legendary creature podcast. So if you're listening with your kids or your conservative grandma, maybe don't. Because we swear.

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My anal canal is as relaxed as it can be for somebody like me. And I'm ready to record if you are. I am ready.

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Let's do this.

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Other 99.

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For Outlaws of Thunder Junction.

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So, if you haven't listened to our legendary creatures review,

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we've done that in two parts.

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Those are out.

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That content's out. Now that everybody's had a minute to sit with the set, uh, we do a similar thing where we solicit our patrons to go in, pick out cards that are not commanders and tell us why we should pay attention to them. Yeah.Uh, whether it's just a pet card for them or something that the community should be watching. Right. So let's get into it.

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Get your cart ready.

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Get your wagon ready.

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I meant like your shopping cart because I usually spend money with these episodes.

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Well, yeah, put these.

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Legends are legends, but 99 cards are like, uh?

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Yeah, absolutely, right?

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Uh, okay.

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Uh, so we're going to start this off with Jeff PERSON, uh, who is telling us about angelic cell sword. Angelic cell sword.

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That's funny. It's the very first card.

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The first card, indeed.

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Sort by alphabet and color.

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Angelic cell sword is four and a white for a 4-4-angel mercenary.

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It's got flying, it's got vigilance. Whenever angel cell sword or another non-token creature enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1-1-red mercenary creature token with a tap,target creature, U-control gets plus 1 plus O until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery. And then whenever the angelic cell sword attacks, if its power is six or greater draw a card.It's kind of like the Silvala PRODUCT a little bit.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. I like that.

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Yeah.

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Okay. So let's see what Jeff PERSON has to say.

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So answering the question,

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do you see this card getting broad adoption?

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Jeff PERSON said, no, but it should. It's pretty good, isn't it? And then when asked, why do you like this card and why should we be paying attention to it, Jeff went on to say, a Sarah Angel PRODUCT that brings with it a very decent little one-one can also help a creature go tall if wide isn't working and gives you one out each time it and another creature you control ETBs. Solid and token decks, Angel Kindra decks, and Flickr PRODUCT decks. I honestlyconsider the card draw effect just a little bit of extra gravy on top that you can occasionally get access to. I think this is just fine. Just fine. I do. Like, whenever you can get two of a thing for one.Yeah,

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it's true.

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It's,

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it's pretty good, in my opinion, when you can do that. Yeah, I'm interested in seeing people use those mercenary tokensbecause they seem to have, that's a pretty fun little trick that they have available to them, right? Yeah, I'm pretty into this, pretty into it.

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Okay.

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All right, what's the next one?

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Next up, we have Jeff PERSON given us another white card.

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Oh, Jeff PERSON.

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And this is collector's cage.

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Collectors cage.

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Oh, this is from the,

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from the big score.

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Yeah. Not the card. They didn't do a big score and the big score. Yeah. Not the card. They didn't do a big score in the big score. But it's basically DLC. Yeah. But shittier than last time they did DLC.In how they're doing it. Anyway, I'll go. Collectors cage. One in a white for an artifact. It has hideaway five. When this artifact enters the battlefield,look at up to five cards from your library. Exile one of them face down and put the rest on the bottom in a random order. Then you can pay one tap, put a plus one plus one counter on target creature you control. Then if you control three or more creatures with different powers, you may play the exile card without paying its mana cost.

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Okay. Interesting. Let's see what Jeff PERSON has to say about this one. Here again, he suggests that it will not have broad adoption, but it should. And when asked why we should be paying attention to this card, he said, what I feel will be overlooked artifact in a group of absolute bangers from the big score. I love the versatility of this card.Any creature-based deck I feel will likely just fall into the hideaway requirement accidentally, not even counting on how the ability to add the plus one plus one counter will smooth this out with no problem, while also synergizing with counters decks and Voltron PRODUCT decks. In white, an artifact like this is also begging to be flickered to repeatedly hideaway spells to cast. However, my favorite part about this card is that the wording of the activated abilityallows the hideaway spell to be cast at instant speed, regardless of card type. Don't sleep on this card. I do like that. Hideaway 5 feels just right, getting to look at 5. Like, that's a pretty good healthy grip to look at.

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That's a healthy selection, yeah.

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And I think he's right.

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Best of the next five.

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Yeah, that activation to achieve doesn't feel too hard. What's the next one?

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Next up we have O-Tech Matter Weaver, and this is coming to us from Brad PERSON.

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This is a white card still?

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Oltek ORG, sorry. Am I wrong about this? It should be white. Also from the big score, it should be. I've got it up, I guess.

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Yeah, I do it. I'm not finding it.

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On your list. So, old tech matter weavers, two and a white for a human artificer, two four on the power and toughness. Whenever you cast a creature spell,choose one. Create a one-one colorless gnome artifact creature token. Or create a token that's a copy of target artifact token who control. Pretty wild. Man, the art's wild on this one. Yeah, that's a copy of target artifact token you control. Pretty wild.

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Man,

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the art's wild on this one. Yeah,

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that's pretty fucking cool.

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Let's get this form pulled up and take a look at what...

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This is kind of like the angel,

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but you get a gnome instead.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, extra body.

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It's a good white, Karen PERSON, about the casting of creature's spell. Brad PERSON is not expecting this to get broad adoption. However, why we should be paying attention. He goes on to say,this card is an amazing addition to any deck where you are making token artifacts like Brennard Ginger Sculpter. Being able to both further the game plan of casting creatures and making copies of the food golems that have been brought to the table.Even better if it dies, you can make copies of itself food golems that have been brought to the table. Even better if it dies, you can make copies of itself and start up some crazy activities. I'm going to change the wording here. Really? With creating clones of itselfalso allows you to make copies of a Brennard Golem if you are breaking the legendary rule. It also has a butt, so the 2-4 on the power and toughness is pretty, and that's pretty good stats. Out of fire from something like bolt and can also block, if need be.If your game plan involves creatures and artifacts or both combined and is what, uh, and is in white, this card feels like it will push some limits. The only con is if you go apis shit with the card in your playgroup. I have a feeling it will be a kill-on-site creature.I don't know.

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It seems like an okay card. Yeah. I don't, I don't know. Depends on what's going on with the deck like with this trigger it's just therebecause I'm thinking like well the creature my most creature creature dense deck that I have is uhGilwayne oh sure

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so I'd just be casting a creature and I guess I get a

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I get the the servo or whatever I guess I get a, I get the, the servo or whatever.

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Yeah, the gnome. Noam, right? I get the gnome and then I get the, uh, you'd get the, um, the roll, the roll attached to that creature.

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So I'm getting quite quite a lot.

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Yeah.

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But I think what you'll be trying to kill is like the beast whisper that's replacing my draw before this thing. Yeah. Like those type of effects is like, yeah, that's got to go. Or Jihira PERSON. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I can see that.

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I do think that is a nice solid output.

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But what they described in that review,

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when this thing really pops off, I think you kind of have to have a little bit of stars aligning to get the right things. I think in the context of that Brennard PERSON example, yeah, that's just kind of like some bullshit that Brennard PERSON can get up to.

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Right?

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It's pretty dope though. Pretty cool. Pretty into it. Pretty cool. Pretty into it. All right.Next up we have North Dakota GPE, who is coming at us with requisition raid.

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Requisition raid. It's, okay, so this is like the first spree. Okay.

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So it costs white to get it going.

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I don't know how it's to say that. It's cost white spree. Choose one or more additional cost. So you can do plus one to, so it would be white plus one to destroy target artifact. White plus one to destroy target enchantment.White plus one to put a plus one plus one counter on each creature target player controls. Or you could just go white plus one, two, three. So four total to do all of those things.

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All three modes. Yeah. I like the spree cards.

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Yeah. I think they're pretty well. Do pretty cool.

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Okay, so what is North Dakota GPE saying about this card? Do you see broad adoption? Absolutely. And why do you like this card? Why should we be paying attention? Do you run wear and tear in all your commander decks that can?Would you want to run it in a non-red white deck if you could? Do you care about plus one plus one counters? Do you go wide in any capacity? Uh, this card will fit neatly in every white deck you can think of because of all these reasons.

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It's like a lot of stuff. It should just be like, do you care? Do you care? Then requisition rate. It's all just boiled down. Do you care when you,when you, um,

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play magic? I want to see that like, Billy PERSON guy going out on the streets, just asking people, do you care? Who's,what are you talking about? That guy that just screams that was on later seasons of parks and wreck WORK_OF_ART. He's just a loud person. Was that the dude that he was,

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isn't he like a bunch of other comedies, that actor that played him?

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I think he's, yeah, but he, and he also kind of has this, like, I think it's called Billy PERSON on the streets or something like that.Okay.

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He just walks around with a microphone, like screaming at people, questions and shit. Okay. Pointing a microphone in their face. Got it.I just kind of, I can imagine him going around. Do you care?

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Okay.

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Do you care?

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I might be getting his name wrong too. I might be totally wrong about that. Multiple spells are powerful and being able to hit multiple targets with one spell even more so. On top of that, you also get to buff your team if you have one single mana to spare. This card is a house of utility option, and it should be heavily consideredin your next white deck. All right, on to the next one. What's up? We've got Rustler Rampage

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coming from Patrick Roberts PERSON. You're going to tell me when we're not doing white, right? Yes, I

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will tell you when we're not doing right.

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Rustler PRODUCT like with an R?

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Yeah.

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Rustler Rampage PRODUCT.

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It's another spree card.

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White and the spree is you can pay plus one untapped all creatures target player controls. That's pretty good. Shit. Or plus one target creaturegains double strike until end of turn.

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It's an instant by the way, I should say. Ooh. Yeah. Can get tricky with that, I should say. Ooh. Yeah.

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Can get tricky with that, right?

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That's fun. So do you see this card getting broad adoption? And Robert PERSON says, it's my precious. So probably only me and my alter ego are going to use it.

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That's still in there. That's still in there. I admire your dedication to it.

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Why do you like this card and why should we be paying attention to it?

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Great combat tricks card.

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You can target your own stuff or other people's stuff

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so it could lead to some very fun situations you probably didn't plan for.

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So fun. On the right board, you can also use it politically as mass removal with surprise blocks for you or someone else or as a ritual spell with a bunch of dorks. Or if you have an opponent, or if an opponent has a Voltron PRODUCT or big threat,or if you have tap, untap synergies going on and it's, then it's even better. Do you care? I love that shit.

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Do you care?

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This card could probably do something completely different every game you play it.

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If you can reliably use one of the modes, try it out.

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The other mode will probably be useful in a lot of situations that you didn't expect.

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It's a cool card that will probably not see much play.

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Pretty good.

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But, you know, I like,

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when you can untape all your stuff,

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all your creatures.

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That's valuable. Yeah, it's valuable. That is valuable.

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I don't think this thing can be broke,

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like the blue thing that untaps your non-land permanence,

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but still. All right, what's next? So, Sill PERSON is coming at us with, we ride at dawn. We Ride at Dawn. We Ride at Dawn.

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Yeah.

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We Ride at Dawn is two and white for an enchantment. Legendary creature spells you control have convoke. Oh. I'm into that. Whenever your commander attacks, create a 1-1-red mercenary creature token with tap.Target creature, you control gets plus 1 and plus O until end of turn activate only as a sorcery that's pretty cool pretty neat pretty pretty

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pretty neat all right uh so sil is saying that it's not expecting to get broad adoption but it should be uh why do you like this card why should we be paying attention to it convoke is an incredible mechanic

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it is one that i feel is underutilized in Commander PRODUCT. Cards like lethal scheme and clever concealment are absolute all-stars.

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Wanda of the World Soul is a stellar manor rock, and a philagy wavefinder turbocharges five-color strategies. I myself have been on a huge convote kick since I enjoy making tokens by shoving pile on and conclave tribunal in too many decks. But even in decks that don't make a ton of tokens will have utility creatures that aren't getting in. Why not use them to convoke some spells? This is where we write at dawn comes in. There are obvious homes for this card with token decks, but I feel like this can beused in decks that have high mana value commanders with white that don't have access to mana dorks and green ramp. So Orzov decks like Thales PERSON, your commander can come down a turn early with manna despair to start making tokens. And with the attack trigger that Thales PERSON make a mercenary in it and a spirit,if she dies, you've already got the tax covered.

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Boros decks like Aurelia PERSON the war leader, where once you cast her and attack with haste, you can untape all the creatures that just convoked her out. And Azoress like Yorian PERSON the sky nomadcan flicker the creature you just use to convoke your commander for free. Retrigger ETBs and convoke something else out. Or use your hand to blink Yorri-on and turbocharge what you're doing. And with the oversaturation of legends and magic these days, I'm sure you'll be convoking out other creatures from your 99.I believe that every time there is a card that grants convokes to other spells that shouldn't have convoke, it should be treated in the same way. Rhythm of the Wild gives haste to creatures that shouldn't have that keyword. We ride at dawn is a powerful enchantment in the right environment and should not be overlooked because the attack trigger of making a silly mercenary feels underwhelming. The attack trigger is upside on a creature that allows you to cheat onmana for arguably the most important spell type in the format. Legendary creatures. Pretty sick, actually.

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That's a... Pretty sick. Hmm. Hmm.

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And he's like...

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Hmm.

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Hmm. Mm-hmm.'s like, Hmm. Hmm. Let me check what we've got for prices on this thing. It's like 69 cents. So. Buy it, dude.Buy four of them. Buy four of them. I'd love to do that. Okay. What's next? We're moving on to blue now. Hold on.

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I've got white cards. Oh, Andy PERSON's got a white spell. I've got a few white. Give me. Some that are well known. That's what's, but I just want to cover it for. Yeah, make sure they're out there. Oh, Andy PERSON's got a white spell. I've got a few white. Some that are well known. That's what's, but I just want to cover it for.Yeah, make sure they're out there.

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There's a pretty crazy board wipe. Final showdown. It's a white instant.

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You can pay one. It's got the spree thing that we've been digging on.

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Spree plus one. All creatures lose all abilities until end of turn.

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Plus one.

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I'm listening. A creature you control. It gains indestructible until end of turn. Plus one, choose a creature you control, it gains indestructible until end of turn. Oh yeah.

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And then plus five, so three white white, destroy all creatures.

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It's pretty fucking good.

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You many times we've gotten like

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it's a different card, of course, but

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sudden spoiling.

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Yes. That is hosed.

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Dear listener, cast a sudden spoiling. Yes. That is hosed. Dear listener, cast a sudden spoiling.

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Just, just do it.

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It fucks people bad.

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Yeah.

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Turn it, turn it everything into zero twos without abilities.

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Just stripping them down.

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Just turning everything into one one frogs without abilities.

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That's, yeah.

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Also good.

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That fucked me pretty bad too.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Not a cheap card though. It's like $21.

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It's a mythic. Because it's a mythic. Pretty good.

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And everybody likes it.

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I'm not sure if this next one's good.

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It seems like it would be okay. It's the claim jumper.

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Two in a white for a three, three vigilant rabbit mercenary. Just kind of get used to this, people. You're gonna have to get used to it. It's got vigilance. When claim jumper enters the battlefield,if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a planes card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.

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Okay.

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Planes card, not a basic plan's card.

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Then if an opponent controls more lands

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than you repeat this process once, if you search your library this way, shuffle.

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Nice. So if they're still ahead after search your library this way, shuffle. Nice. So if they're still ahead after the first, you'd go again. Yeah.

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That's a pretty good catch-up.

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Three, three vigilance for three. And it's when it enters, right? Which some of these white spells that you need some other situation, like that hawk that you got to get into combatto go trigger its ability

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to search you up a land. Doesn't seem okay?

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I dig this. Yeah, I dig it. Those are my two white ones. Okay, okay. Maybe we move on. Yeah, so let's move on to blue with our listeners reviews.And then Andy PERSON can fill in the gaps on this, that color as well. So this is Empress Quinn coming at us with Arcane Heist. use. And then Andy PERSON can fill in the gaps on this, that color as well. Uh, so this is Empress Quinn PERSON coming at us with arcane heist. Arcane heist.

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Two, blue, blue for sorcery. You may cast target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into their graveyard,exile instead. And it has cipher.

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Oh, cipher.

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What year is this?

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So to remind, Cipher is when you may exile this spell card encoded on a creature, you control. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player,its controller may cast a copy of the encoded card without paying its manicose. So it becomes like a... I think of Cipher PRODUCT as like auras.

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Yeah, it's like an aura that gets recast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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It's pretty sick.

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I enjoy this one too. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's see what is said about it. So do you see this card getting broad adoption? No, but it should.Why do you like this card? Why should we be paying attention to it? I like this because I'm the fan girl requesting additional cipher cards. And every time they give me one, my power grows. Pairs perfectly with paranoid delusions in the cipher deck, putting cards into your yard for you to steal with the heist. Outside of dedicated cipher decks, decks with evasive creatures that are already millinglike Captain Nagathrod. And, or that are wheeling, Kess PERSON, brawlin, and chabras, could probably farm quite a bit of value out of this. Free spells, good question mark. More at 11.

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Thanks for that newscast.

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So a couple months ago

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or however long it was I had the what the fuck is the card? It's the vehicle that lets you like if you hityou get to Deluxe Dragster PRODUCT.

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Yeah.

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It's five mana. Deluxe Dragster can't be blocked except by vehicles which who the fuck has that ready ever. When Deluxe dragster. Yeah. It's five mana. Deluxe dragster can't be blocked except by vehicles, which who the fuck has that

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ready ever. When deluxe dragster deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target incident or sorcery spell from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost if that spell would be put in the graveyard, exile it instead.

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I did some pretty good work with that. I picked up like a cultivator too. It's just felt like old school.

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Because even like low key instance of sorceries that you get to recast, they're helpful. They're helpful.

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That's why they're in people's decks.

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Right. So a little later, I was playing against Brad PERSON's, what's the dude's name? It's like, he's the floaty moonfolk dudethat puts counters on artifacts. He's a vehicle commander that Brad PERSON has. It's

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mono blue. He had this bad boy out and I was playing Smasher and Galandra PRODUCT and I just was not. I was

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trying to move around it because I can't block it. Yeah, you're like, I can't stop that. I couldn't

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block it. Brad PERSON's going to get all my spells. Yeah. And they were just stuff I didn't want to see him

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casting like ramp and card draw and then even in some cases, removal, he'd just throw it right back at me.

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And then they're gone forever.

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So,

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ooh, it's a, this is pretty cool. It's pretty cool. If you have evasive creatures,

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let's start thinking about arcane heist. Yeah, I think it's at the same cost as an archaeomancer, right? But,

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fuck yeah.

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You have the potential to.

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Convinced. It's going in the, it's going in the shopping cart.

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Yeah. Yeah, convinced. That's pretty good. Pretty good. What's next?All right. Thanks Empress Quinn PERSON for that one. Next we've got Sil PERSON who's got esoteric duplicator.

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I just weirdly, I was looking at this one going on. What's this one? So two in a blue for an artifact clue. Whenever you sacrifice esoteric duplicator or another artifact, you may pay two. If you do at the beginning of the next end step, create a token that's a copy of that artifact. What the fuck? Is this, this is a blue card? What the fuck? caring about sacrificing otherartifacts. Or you can pay to sacrifice the esoteric duplicator and draw a card. Yeah, all right.

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Okay, so let's see what Sil PERSON has to say about its broad adoption or not. And they say, it's my precious. So probably only me and my alter ego are going to use it. Why do you like this card?And why should we be paying attention? So this card is sick in decks that want it. That's a good statement.

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Dope. I'm putting it in my Brea PRODUCT deck that cares about zone changing artifacts. This cares greatly about artifacts that have ETB and LTB triggers.

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Some cards like I-Corps Wellspring and Solem Simulacrum that have both just go off. There are some really cruelcombos with cards like Ugin's Nexus and Mineslaver with the right pieces to take infinite turns and still everyone's turns.If you're kinder to your play group, you can copy artifact tokens you sack for value like maps, food, clues, blood, and even treasures, question mark.

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The most interesting synergy I found is with Clark Clan Ironworks and Ashnods Altar ORG with artifact creatures specifically. Esoteric duplicator specifically mentions the next end step, not just yours, so you could get both solemn triggerson each of your opponent's turns. Or you could take infinite turns like I highlighted before, but that's boring.

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Wouldn't you rather be looping gear hulks like torrential and combustible? That's what I Wouldn't you rather be looping gear hulks like torrential and combustible? That's what I'll be doing.

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Here I'm just sitting out here with my furnace celebration. Look like a fucking idiot. And this thing comes along. What's the next one?

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All right. Let's get over to, we've got North Dakota GPE hitting us with fleeting reflection.

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Fleeting reflection. That's the one with like the weird porcupine character. One in a blue for an instant. Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap that creature until end of turn. It becomes a copy of up to one other target creature.Oh, weird. Oh, weird.

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Okay. Okay. Do you see this card getting brought into option? No, but it should. Why do you like this card? In Wizards ORG' quest to make no unplayable draft cards,they keep making cards that just do a little bit of everything. Fleeting reflection can act as a piece of protection in your deck while also generating a ton of value in the right circumstances. No flying blockers while a big nasty is coming at you.

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Now you've un untapped one of your

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tiny tokens and made it a copy of the flying beatstick blocking easily. What if your opponent has a

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consecrated sphinx and you'd like to dip in on that action for a turn? Maybe you just have a

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goblin. Play your eyes. Oh. Motion thief. Oh. Yeah. Goblin Electromancer lying around,

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but you could really

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use another one to go off.

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Worst case scenario, this could just be, uh, this just gives your guy hexproof and untaps it, which can honestly be enough sometimes. Try it out. I like it.

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I like it.

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What's the next one? I like that commentary. I like it. I like it. I like it. What's the next one? I like that commentary.

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I like it. I like it. You love to see it. You love to see it. Andy PERSON, do you care? I do care.Shifting grift is the next one.

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Shifting shitting grift.

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I already have this card in the deck.

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I fucking like it. Hit me with it. Oh, I'm just saying I, I'm using this already. Oh, you already have it in a deck. I have purchased this card already.What the fuck? So it's another spree card. It's blue, blue with a spree, but it's a sorcery. Choose up to one additional costs.You can do the plus two. Exchange control of two target creatures for four. choose up to one additional costs. You can do the plus two exchange control of two target creatures. For four, exchange control, or for one, exchange control of two target artifacts,and plus one more, exchange control of two target enchantments. Oh,

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you could just scramble.

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You could totally scramble game plans

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all over the board. So for six, manna, you can just move a lot of stuff around. Two creatures,

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two artifacts, two enchants.

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I'll swap up. And we're big fans of this effect on this podcast. I don't like being the victim of it, but I honestly think it's pretty, pretty fucking good.

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All right, let's see what Josh PERSON has to say. Do you see this card getting broad adoption? No, but it should. Why do you like it? I think this is really hitting it with these spree cards. I think they offer really hitting it with these spree cards. I think they offer a lot of value with flexibility while being at the right mana barriers.This one will probably go under the radar, but it's one of the cheapest switch-roo effects out there

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with the ability to switch multiple permanence on top of that. And as you guys have pointed out many times before, switching permanence can be even better than spot removal a lot of the time particularly if you pick two opponents to switch board pieces it's pretty annoying uh love this card and it is slotting into my too many gormaldrack PRODUCT deck right away

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ooh andy yeah doing doing that's pretty good yeah i have it in my switch i have it in my switch

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i have it in my switch rude deck and it's it's one of my

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one of the pieces i'm like really excited about what's up next uh next we have jeff

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who's hitting us up with simulacrum synthesizer oh wow two in a blue for an artifact when

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the simulacrum synthesizer PRODUCT enters the battlefield scry 2. Whenever

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another artifact with manna value 3 or greater enters the battlefield under your control create a 0.0 colorless. These are like the worst tokens dude. The 0.0 colorless construct artifact creature token withthis creature gets a plus 1 plus 1 for each artifact you control. Okay.

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Let's see what Jeff PERSON has to say. As far as broad adoption, absolutely, and why should we be paying attention? Absolute gravy in any blue plus artifact deck, giving you a carnestruct every time another artifact with three CMC or greater ETBson the battlefield, plus a scry two on its own ETB. The only thing holding this thing back will be its wild price tag currently sitting at $40 at time of writing.

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What the fuck are people planning to do with this? Up from the $15 at release,

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courtesy of being a big scorecard with constructed playability. There you go. Got it. I managed to snag a copy for Liberty Prime PRODUCT, but any artifact decknot completely shackled to Cheerios PRODUCT or eggs, I would recommend this card too.

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Yeah, that's true. I like that.

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Maybe even flicker decks like Brago PRODUCT could get some value too. Every time they flicker their entire board of hedron archives and Thrandaemonos

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Huh, it's a good point.

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Yeah, solid. That's a lot of Carnstructs PRODUCT. What's the next one?

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All right, Lenny PERSON is hitting us up with

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This town ain't big enough. This town ain't big enough.

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Four in a blue for an instant. This spell costs three less to cast. If it targets a permanent, you control. Return up to two target non-land permanence to their owner's hands. I actually like these cards for like,I don't know, having an archaeomancer. Lenny PERSON says it's my precious,

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so probably only he and his alter ego are going to be using it. Why do you like this card? Single target bounce spells tend to get ignored in favor of the most permanent solutions. Blue somehow has plenty of. But I like this one for how flexible it is. You can remove something and recapture an ETB, save two of your things, or pay that mannapremium to deal with two problems for a turn. That one turn is enough more often than you would think. Hmm. I struggle to, I feel like Lenny PERSON's right about that.I struggle sometimes to see if like, it's that those cards that shouldn't exist in blue that he's alluding to you.

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Not just such fucking good removal on a few cards available to you.

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You could have a demure deck and have those before you start putting the black.

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Oh, absolutely, right?

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Oh, that's annoying.

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That's fucking annoying.

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All right. You ready for the next one?

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I think I'd like this if I brought back in a bond.

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Because it would cost two to bounce a wizard,

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bounce one of your things.

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Yes.

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Or bounce two of my wizards back to hand.

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Then just give two triggers twice again.

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Yeah.

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And if one of them is an archaeomancer, that's annoying. Because I was doing that with like aether trade wins. Yeah. That's what it's called. Yeah.

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Okay, what is the next one?

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That's a hot spot. So Josh is hitting us with three steps ahead it's called yeah okay what is the next one that's a hot

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spot so josh is hitting us with three steps ahead oh yeah this is the the counter spell it's blue

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an instant for with the spree you can pay an additional one in a blue to counter target spell or you can

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play an additional three uh create a token that's a copy of target artifact or creature you control or pay an extra two draw two two cards, then discard a card. All right.

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Nice.

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Nice.

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Nice.

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Do you see this card getting broad adoption? No, but it should. Why do you like this card? A versatile card like this pushes the boundaries of whether or not you think a three-manna counter spell can be worth it. In my opinion, the four-manana copy ability is absolutely worth the mana, especially at instant speed.

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Yeah.

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There are not that many options at instant speed in mono-blue for that effect, as is. Put it in any too many commander, clone, blink, or just a deck with good for the mana creatures,and you won't be embarrassed. Think of it as a clone spell first, counterspell and emergencies option, and you are in a good spot.

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I like that perspective on understanding that. I'm gonna guess this one is very popular. I'm just gonna guess that because they're completely sold out and they're like $8 or $9.

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I like that effect when you can create, like, I mean, strapping a counterspell to the ability to copy something, that's pretty fucking good. And a little bit of a looting effect to boot.

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What's the next one?

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That's pretty nice.

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Next one is

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Thunder Clap Drake

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and this is coming from...

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Yeah, these are just

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good cards.

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One in a blue

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for a creature Drake PERSON flying.

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Instant and sorcery spells

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you cast costs one list to cast. It's a two one by the way. That's it. That's all you really need to give a shit about.You can pay two in a blue sacrifice the Thunder clap Drake when you cast your next instant resource for this turn, copy it for each time you've cast your commander from the command zone, this game. Bro.

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Ooh.

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Bro.

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Ooh.

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Hmm. Okay. I'm listening. I'm listening. What does Josh PERSON say? Absolutely going to have broad adoption.Why do you like this card? Why should we be paying attention? Power creep alert. Power creep alert. I don't think I'm reading that the way they intended it.

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Yeah.

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In some episode during the past year.

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That's the best.

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There's a serious alert going on. Kyle PERSON comes into the room and goes, Power creep alert.

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Power creep alert.

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Power creep alert. Fire alert. on. Kyle PERSON comes into the room and goes, it's like, Power creep alert. Power creep alert. Power creep alert.

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Fire alert.

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Fire.

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Can you imagine if you had just like Jeff Goldblum PERSON on speaker when there's a fire and he's just

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like, uh, there's a, there is a fire. I know this is sounds counterintuitive, but, uh, you should get out of the house. Uh, yes, yes, get out. There's a, ooh, there's a fire.

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So in some episode during the past year, Andy PERSON remarked how he wished Hoddy Jin PERSON was just two mana and reduced the cost instead.

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Well, here you go.

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Here we go.

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With an extra ability to copy an instant or source rate. It's not even what I wanted, but I'll take it. Right? Potentially for two or more times, what a

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wild card! Yeah, all your backgrounds are commanders. That's fucking... Your partners are... Awesome.

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Commanders, yeah. Yeah, dog. This has been a trend with wizards, taking already solid abilities on cards that aren't overly powerful slash used and giving them lower mana costs andextra abilities. See, Tiny Bones joins up versus the typical two mana creatures that do the same thing. When you print so many cards in a year, you are forced into pushing the power upin every corner you can. Of course, I know we have Baral PRODUCT and Goblin Electromancer already, but this just adds to the pile. course, I know we have Baral and Goblin Electromancer PRODUCT already, but this just adds to the pile.

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Indeed, I'm paying attention.

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I like that.

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Nice.

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Very nice. Very nice card. Very nice.

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Best Drake PERSON. Very good. Very nice.

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Best Drake PERSON.

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What Drake PERSON is the best Drake?

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Isn't there some Drake PERSON that's on beefing with somebody right now?

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I don't know. What the fuck? I don't know pop culture things. Seth PERSON is talking to... Is that the Drake that was trying to fuck 11? Fuck, I shouldn't.

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Let's move on.

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Whoa. Visage bandit, speaking of banditry. Oh, whoa.

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Three in a blue for a

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two-two creature, shapeshifter

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rogue. You may have Vizage Bandit PRODUCT, enter the battlefield as a copy of a creature you control, except it's a shapeshifter rogue, in addition to other types. Oh, this is the first plot card we have. Or you could pay two in a blue. You maypay two in a blue and exile this card from your hand, cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost, plot only as a sorcery. Okay.

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That's pretty neat.

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So they're telling us that this card is not going to get broad adoption.

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Probably, yeah.

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But why should we be paying attention?

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Just because this outlaw can only clone one of our own creatures doesn't mean I won't be jamming it into my own clones list.

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The three-man-a-plot cost is totally fair in the fact that Visage Bandit PRODUCT can be unplotted once you have something juicy on board to clone just means your opponent should be twice as scared of a big turn with your gray merchant or whatever

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other ETB trigger triggering creature you could, uh, looking to catch you.

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True, isn't it? Like, you can hold off and it's not just stinking up your hand. And it's like you have a, a turn where it's a panharmonicon in a way, where you actually have two bodies, though.

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Yeah. Yeah, I do like that. That's, that's some good tech right there. I like that. Some very good tick. What are they going to do about it? Fucking nothing. That's some good tech right there. I like that.

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Some very good tech. What are they going to do about it? Fucking nothing. That's what? That's right. Nothing.

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All right. Stormy PERSON is going to close out the last alphabetical blue card. The last alphabetical blue card.

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Which would be a World Waker Helm PRODUCT. Oh, yeah. I was hoping we'd talk about this one. It's two in a blue for an artifact. If you would create one or more artifact tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional map token.An additional map token. You love map tokens, Kyle PERSON. Fuck me. It's an artifact with pay one tap, sacrifice this artifact, target creature you control explores. Motherfucker. Activate only as a control explores. Motherfucker.Activate only as a sorcery.

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Motherfucker! Yeah, you also could pay one in a blue and tap, create a token that's a copy of target artifact you control. Bluh. I hope you copy a map token. That'd be fucking cool.

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Create a token that's a copy of target artifact you control.

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Thanks at least for reminding us.

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Wait, can you just make a copy of the World Waker Helm PRODUCT?

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I mean, it is.

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Oh, Artifact token.

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So you'd have to have to figure out a way to make an artifact version of the World Waker Helm PRODUCT.

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And then you can just start pumping out more World Waker Helms PRODUCT.

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That would be neat.

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I'm into it.

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That would be kind of neat.

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World Walker PRODUCT.

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Sorry, I'm saying World Waker PRODUCT.

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Oh, I, yeah. World Walker PRODUCT helm. I mean, if there's somebody walking the world,

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they're probably waking it too, right? Do you see this card getting brought adoption?

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Everyone. Wake up. No. Alert. Alert. Power creep alert.

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Power creep alert. It's time to wake up. It's power creep alert. Why do you like this card?

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Why should we be paying attention? Before I say more,

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get your piece out about map tokens.

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Yes, yes.

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Mechanics within mechanics.

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Thank you.

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Thank you for affording me that.

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Good works, darling.

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What does Explore PRODUCT do, yada, yada.

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Who fucking cares what Explore PRODUCT does?

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Because despite this fucker making you maps,

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you'll likely never use them for that

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purpose. Any artifact token also make a map. Do you know how crazy that is? Imagine this. The first

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thing I thought of, Cy Master Thopterist PRODUCT. Now, every artifact generates enough artifacts for

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to draw a card. That's the base. In an is-at deck, not every treasure maker

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triggers reckless fireweaver twice.

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Or now,

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sorry,

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now every treasure maker.

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Every investigation creates

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a Clark PERSON clan fodder

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to draw with a clue. Every two-one mirror comes with an additional token for Brutoclad to convert into something else.

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And every construct

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comes with an additional artifact to up its stats. No one needs to know what the hell a map token does because artifact tokens could have literally no text on them and still be powerful. That is true. I see what you're, I see where you're going with this. And then for two minutes.

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Sure, I could just say scrap. Yeah. Really good.

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Right.

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He's like, I'll use it. Well, fucking you. Isn't there a scrap token? There is. There is a scrap token. I was going just say scrap. Yeah, really good, right? He's like, I'll use it. Well, fucking, isn't there a scrap token? There is.

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There is a scrap token.

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I was going to say, that's actually a thing.

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Yeah, they wouldn't be, yeah, it's just a token that does nothing.

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And then for two mana, you can tap this artifact to just create copies of powerful artifact tokens.

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And a map token.

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If that's your cup of tea and a map token.

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Uh,

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I'm sure the urzes that make Carnstructs would really like that. Lull. Uh, case in point,if Chatterfing has taught us anything, it's that a bonus token is insane value. Lall PERSON.

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Do you remember Rob, uh, Bladen? Rob Bladen PERSON.

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He was,

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is a Discover ORG person?

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Yeah, he was a TL.

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Oh,

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he was your TL for a bit, right?

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Yeah, so, like, I remember he was really big into World of Warcraft PRODUCT, like really, really, really big into it.

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And he was someone that you wouldn't maybe have expected would be into,

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yeah, because he's a dick.

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Yeah.

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But then nowadays, that kind of makes sense. But back then, like, I don't know, there was everyone I knew that played World of Warcraft PRODUCT,they were fucking cool people. Yeah, yeah. But then it just devolved I don't know. There was everyone I knew that played World Warcraft PRODUCT. They were fucking cool people. Yeah, yeah. But then it just devolved into everybody played it. And it's just, you know, kind of what's happening to magic, right? So I had this other friend that was working there and he was really into Warhammer PRODUCT. And there was like a Warhammer PRODUCT MMO that was supposed to come out back then that everyone washoping would compete with slash kill.

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Yeah. Kill World Warcraft PRODUCT. And he was like just sitting there talking to me about something and he's

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like hey by the way because he was my boss I had to just like endure his bullshit about his death night and just his bragging like on and on but like as he was walking or he was about to leave he was he was talking to me about his stupid blood death night and whatever the bullshit he was doing. And I was pretending to care. And I, I wasn't really playing the game very heavily back then.But he's moving to walk away. Like, he's walking away like he's done talking. And then he stops and turns around. And he goes, oh, hey, by the way, did you tell this other guy who was really into Warhammer PRODUCT, the MMO? Did you tell Caleb, uh, Warhammer PRODUCT, lull? And then just left.

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He just drops that. Did you tell

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Caleb Warhammer PRODUCT lull?

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Yeah.

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Like it was some assignment.

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He never told me to do that.

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Hey, by the way, did you tell

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Caleb Warhammer PRODUCT lull?

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And then left.

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You're just going to write him a fucking sticky note Yeah Like so Rob PERSON says I did though

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I was like hey man Rob Bladen says Warhammer PRODUCT lull And he just fucking freaked out Caleb PERSON Caleb was a piece of work for sure

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Anyway sorry I interrupted that Review ORG there are people That In our 20s Yeah And us now in late 30s, I want to where are they now episode about some of these people. No kidding. Like I genuinely would watch.Like the chick who wouldn't take ibuprofen when you had a headache.

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Oh my God.

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There are so many people like you're a fucking idiot and you're like, okay.

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That was one of the moments where I just like my, I, I unleashed what I was thinking,

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like, because she still smoked.

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Yeah, the lady was pregnant and she was complaining about a headache for like the last two hours. And I don't know if it was Kyle or the guy that we were sitting next to Alex PERSON. He offered her some ibuprofen and she looked at, she looked at him like

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we were trying to kill her kid. I'm pregnant. I can't. But she was going down for smoke breaks.

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Like, she was still a chain smoker, dude. Yeah, she was a chain. She was going to smoke breaks like

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every 15 minutes. It's crazy. Well, you can hotbox that baby, but we'll take a fucking ibuprofen.

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Yeah. You could hickory smoke that baby

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Seriously

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I there

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In that fucking oven

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I would genuinely watch a Netflix ORG series

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About where are they now

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People you know

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People from the call center To discover card For a show Rather than you being the star of the show You know what I mean Right like these crazy peopleThat sign up for like my latest obsession

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Oh yeah. Or my 300 pound twin or whatever the fuck, right? My 10 ton twin. It's,

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I just want people to, I'll just give them like a hit list and they just scope them out.

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Just go find these people.

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Without their permission,

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they're like celebrity by proxy because,

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because I'm on this show.

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Like it would be,

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I'm telling you,

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Andy PERSON.

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I don't know if they could do that. That'd be fucking crazy though. But a bunch of, it would be, I'm telling you, Andy PERSON. I don't know they could do that.

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That'd be fucking crazy, though.

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But a bunch of these people would be just as entertaining as the Tiger King PERSON.

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No kidding.

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Like,

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absolutely they would be.

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No kidding.

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There would probably be dead bodies involved with some of them, too.

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We couldn't find them. Why? Well, you know. Oh, okay. I get you.

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Do you have any extra blue cards you wanted to throw out? I don't. We're good find them. Why? Well, you know. Oh, okay. I get you. Do you have any extra blue cards you wanted to throw out?

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I don't.

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We're good. Okay. Let's move on to black.

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Getting stormy in succession here. So we've got Foraken Minor PRODUCT.

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I've got to jump all the way down to the F's.

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Forcaken Minor.

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Oh, this was this card.

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Forcaken Minor, it's a black for a 2-2 skeleton rogue. Forcaken Minor PRODUCT can't block. Whenever you commit a crime, which, you know, to remind everybody, targeting opponents, anything they control and or cards in their graveyard is a crime. Lull. Whenever you commit a crime, you can pay one black if you do return forsaken minor from the graveyard to the battlefield.Okay.

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Let's see what Stormy PERSON has to say about this one.

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Art's actually sick as fuck, too.

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Do you see this card getting brought adoption?

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Absolutely.

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Why do you like it?

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New Gooney PERSON alert. New Gooney PERSON alert.

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Everyone.

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Hi. Sorry to interrupt.

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There is a new goony that's arrived.

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There's a new goony.

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And this is your alert.

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This is your alert.

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Admittedly, this one's got a few downsides to it, though.

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Unlike your reassembling skeletons of the world, the minor is a trigger rather than an activation. So it limits it quite a bit. But thankfully, that trigger is all too easy. All too easy.

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Yeah.

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Committing a crime is like this color's fuller.

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Forte.

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Targeting any opponent with anything is enough to get this sack of bones, shambling back for the low, low cost of the black, the black manna. You sent it through your phrexian altar for. Nice. Blood artist, Falcon Roth Noble, Vane Ripper PERSON, Aristocrat effects mentioned many timesthat commit crimes when the minor dies. Also, not sure if this is a card worth considering for it,but Atherios commits crimes all stapled onto a one mana 2-2. One mana 2-2 with upside.

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Can't block.

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It's the op.

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Athrios ORG is like just, it doesn't, it's different. I got to, I got to have blockers.

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That window that Andy PERSON's got to put cards through.

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People really want on my life total with that deck.

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We do. They're like, give me some of that. Any, okay, is that it?That was the review. Tell me here. Let's get to the next one.

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Okay.

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This is Josh PERSON with heartless conscription.

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Heartless conscription.

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Oh, man.

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The art on this looks so fucking sick.

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Dang.

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Six black black. Ooh. For a sorcery. Exile all creatures. For each card exiled this way. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled.And mana of any type may be spent to cast that spell. Exile heartless conscription. Holy shit. Rude.

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Exile?

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Holy shit.

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I take it that's gaunty in the background.

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Oh yeah. It's gaunty. Like overseeing all.

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That's spooky. Do you like this? Do you see this card getting broad adoption? It's my precious. Why do you like this card? And why should we be paying attention to it?Eight manna for a board wipe is a steep cost to pay. But it's exile, dude. I mean a really steep cost to pay. But it's exile. Usually you want your wipes to be as low as possible or to be one-sided.

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Everything to be as low as possible, dude? It's true. God damn. In the five to six mana range or one sided with major upside. It's well, I want my car payment to be as low as possible as a non-existent.

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Does this hit the mark? I think it falls a bit flat as you will be left with no creatures and have to rebuild like everyone else. Everyone else. Excuse else. Everyone else, excuse me. Worse, if an opponent protects their board with the phasing cards that are all the rage now, you time walked yourself to the late game, a recipe for disaster. Yeah, that's true. Butthis is just one of those cool cards that no one will play, um, of which there are so many these days. I say go for it and I'm going to try. As far as best fits, black ETB decks could get some extra value out of it or I'd go with a deck that produces a ton of mana. Decks with a heavy enchant or artifact focuscould also make do. Be the change you wish to see in the world and play this card. I'm not afraid. Imagine if I smash with this, right? do. Be the change you wish to see in the world and play this card. Dude,

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I'm not afraid. Imagine if I smash with this, right?

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We smash for eight. Oh, fuck yeah, I exile everything.

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And then when turn comes back around, I just recast some of my stuff. Yeah,

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I mean, yeah,

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absolutely. Some of your shit's now caught in that, like, conscripted, that's exile, dude.

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Yeah, exile.

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The only one that to reach it is you yeah the phasing is a concern it's a fucking lame concern for for we it's I don't like phasing is like a protection because it's really

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just it's difficult to interact with

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really annoying like only blue can stop it

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indestructible is one thing

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but like phasing is come on man yeah because at least this is gonna get around that heroic intervention right it. Indestructible is one thing, but like phasing is come on, man.

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Yeah, because at least this is going to get around that heroic intervention, right? But. Yeah,

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like fuck you

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and your stupid green

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counter spell.

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Yeah,

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they've been holding up that two mana and you're just like, doesn't matter.

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Yeah. I like that one.

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I like it too. But they're right. No one's going to play it.

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What's the next card? Josh PERSON is continuing on with a hollow marauder. I like it too. But they're right. No one's going to play it. What's the next card?

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Josh PERSON is continuing on with a hollow marauder.

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Hollow Marauder PRODUCT.

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Six in a black.

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This spell costs one less to cast

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for each creature in your graveyard. It's a Spector Rogue 4-2 with flying. When Hollow Marauder PRODUCT enters the battlefield, any number of target opponents, each discard a card for each of those opponents who didn't discard a card with manna value for a greater draw a card. Huh?

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Hmm. Okay. Huh. Huh. Huh. Uh, do you see this card getting broad adoption?No, but it should. Why do you like this card? A great card in black blink and reanimation slash recursion decks. Probably worth running over Cloudblazer PRODUCT, especially if you can guarantee you have a few creatures in yard. Definitely worth it if you enjoybeing a little more creative with your deck building. I think it's likely this card gets you one to two cards. The first go round, probably two to three on the second.This card will swing the game heavy in your favor, mimicking the value the disinformation campaign and invasion of Amunquette FAC bring. Great addition to my Ammanatu PRODUCT deck.I like that. If you're managing to get a few creatures in your yard, you can cast it at a reasonable cost, right?

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What's the next one?

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Next up, we have hostile investigator from North Dakota GPE.

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Hostile investigator. More detectives?

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Where are we? Three and a black for a four three. It's an ogre rogue detective.

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Because ogres are clearly in the,

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you know, they're cerebral types.

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Yeah, it's just like, okay, we got to make it an outlaw, so it's got to be a rogue. And then we want it to be a detectivebecause, because of that last set, right? So we got to just kind of, when hostile investigator enters the battlefield,target opponent discards a card. Whenever one or more players discard one or more cards, investigate this ability. Triggers only once each turn. So this is,it's been a while since we've seen a reward like this for discard.

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Yeah.

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Like a waste knot style thing.

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That's a good point. All right. So North Dakota GPE says,

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I planted this tree in this guy's ass. Planted this tree in this guy's ass. I'm going to investigate. It's popping out his chest. I know it was in his ass. I'm going to investigate. It's popping out his chest. I know it was in his ass. Started in his ass.Started in his ass. It germinated out of his stomach. North Dakota GPE says it's my precious.

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So why do you like this card? This card looks a lot like a card meant for hateful strategies. And its ETB certainly feeds into that idea. However, hostile investigator can act as so much more than just a value engine in a tiny bones deck. I'm listening.Do your opponents use looting effects often? Question mark.

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Andy PERSON, do you care?

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No, I'm just...

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Anytime there's multiple questions, I'm going to do that now.

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You're just going to go, do you care?

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I love it.

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That sees how a lot of these are written, right?

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But it's a good way to, it's a good way to...

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It's a good setup.

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Yeah, it's a good way to, like, advertise a card

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because it gets people really thinking, like,

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does this matter to you? Do you care?

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Yeah, do you care? I love it. Do they draw so many cards that they have to discard to hand size at the end of turn? This orc rogue detective sees all of thatand even sees you doing it yourself. If you see that kind of gameplay in your play group or you yourself tend to rely on looting to get through your deck, pick up a copy and see how it performs.I like that. So do I. What's the next one, baby?

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Patrick Roberts PERSON is hitting us with insatiable avarice. It's on this one pretty wild too. Okay, it's another spree card, guys. It's black spree. You can do the plus two. All right.Search your library for a card, then shuffle it and put that card on top. And then you can pay plus black black, target player draws three cards and loses three life. Hmm.

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Huh.

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Okay. Okay. See, this would, okay, this actually would be great for us, this card.

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So when we're playing in church, it's only, it's only to draw three, lose three.

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But if you play with others. But if you play for others,

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you can flex it up. That's actually a really good point. We don't have to freaking guess shit in when we play with other people that like tutors.

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And that's a solid draw, right?

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Oh, yeah. Like black, black, black for draw three loose three? That's solid. All right.

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Do you see this card getting broad adoption? Absolutely. Why do you like this card? Three mana, draw three and lose three. Great rate. Three mana unrestricted tutor to the top of your deck. Not amazing outside of top deck matters,

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but it's serviceable. Those effects combined for five mana really good. Oh, and you can just

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choose one mode. So it's even better. And every now and then, you'll be able to kill someone

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who's at three life. Not much to say except... It's happened. New staple. It's happened. Oh,

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absolutely. I only had a lightning bolt. Absolutely. Nice. Uh, yeah, well pointed out card. I like that one.

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What's the next one? Uh, Stormy PERSON is surfacing again with lively dirge.

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Speaking of tutors,

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one in a black for a sorcery, spree, search your library for a card, put it in the graveyard, then shuffle. You can do a plus two. Return up to two target, two creature cardswith total mana value of four or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. This is another one that would be pretty flexy for us, right?

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That is four mana to get two. That four mana is good enough. Yeah. Total mana value four or less. Yeah. Pretty good.Okay. Okay. So, do you see this getting brought into option? No, but it should.Why do you like this card? Depicting the moment in the story with Giza PERSON accidentally attacks a train too early with an army of zombies. It's because she's fucking fighting with her brotherand she's got to like flex. See a fucking awesome girl. Fucking girl, you little bitch. That's what she sounds like too. That is what she sounds like a little bit constipated.Like she's been just not munching on much fiber. This card rules. At its worst, it's a three-manus sorcery speed in Tomb FAC, which honestly, still not bad.Just to step up from that is reanimates a couple of creatures. A three-manna commander and a one-manna value piece, maybe a couple two drops. Whatever the case, four mana for two bodies is good value. And at its best,it's a five mana in Tomb FAC plus reanimate, whatever creature you just tutored and something else in your yard you could possibly need right now, or right now. More often than not,final parting is either getting me a reanimation spell and a value creature or a gony to go with value creature I have at my disposal. Now this card just does both.Side note, would this card even be allowed in your meta? Good question. I think Andy PERSON just illustrated.

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Is stormy like fucking hang out in this room?

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I know, right? Type these as we do this?

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Yes, it would be allowed. You just wouldn't be allowed to do that first mode.

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Yeah, so as an example, I've used Sterling Grove PRODUCT in our group with no tutors just for the protection.

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Yeah.

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I have used it to not tutor.

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We used to use the goblin engineer

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for the reanimation for the artifact,

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but just to weld things back in.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

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Josh is getting us with Arachi Sol Reaver PRODUCT.

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Rochi Sol Reaver PRODUCT.

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Oh, this card is...

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I died to this card. Five and a black with the ninjitsu cost of three in a black. It's a five, four. You guessed it. Ninja, Rogue Snake.

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Oh, at least that makes a little sense.

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When one or more creatures, you control deal combat damage to a player, create a treasure token, and, rogue snake. Whenever one or more creatures, you control deal combat damage to a player, create a treasure token, and manifest the top card of that player's library.

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Ooh. Pretty good. All right. Josh PERSON says absolutely this is going to see broad adoption. Why do you like this card? As much as I dislike the aesthetic of this set, I have to admit, they are making a lot of really cool cards.This one is a mix of an all-time favorite in thieving amalgam and grim

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hireling. Thieving amalgam

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was always too much

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mana, and this one comes in

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at one less, and the ability to

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come down at four mana with the ninjitsu. I really like this card in Thales PERSON, who makes evasive bodies for your tokening efforts, but slots into any black deck with some low-to-the-ground evasive creatureslike Karazakar or Gix. Yeah.

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Can also work in ETB decks to recapture an ETB effect while giving you the mana to do so. In a perfect scenario, if you have three creature attacks and a hit ninjitsu this in, then itessentially only costs one mana. Awesome card. Nice. I like that.

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Pretty cool. What's the

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next one? Pidiless carnage

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coming from Stormy PERSON. Pitiless carnage

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is art. It's RKF, everybody.

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Three in a black for a sorcery sacrifice any number of permanence you control, then draw that many cards. Or you can plot it for one black black. So it's like what is that, reprocess. Is that what that's

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called? Oh yeah. Bantu. Oh yeah, you could do the Bantu thing. But the plot is just like

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when you're ready to do it, you just do it. Shoot it. Shoot the J. Shoot it.

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Shoot the J.

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Let's have pancakes.

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Do you see this card getting brought adoption? No, but it should. Why do you like it? Reprocess is an insane magic card in this current world of junk tokens, not actual junk tokens, but sometimes actual junk tokens, uh, laying around everywhere.Just ditch them all for a card each. And if that card is good, this one should be better, right? For either an easier mana cost than reprocess now or three manna on a previous turn to cast it for free now. For free, now you get a spell that is not just limited to artifacts, creatures, and lands, but lets you sack any permanent for additional value.It's cards like these that make these of my black decks often end up winning off of. Seriously consider running this. I also just want toquick touch, or just want to take a quick touch on plot. I think it's a fun, interesting mind game of a mechanic. This card in particular is an effect my play group knows well as the wind condition in many of my decks. And plotting it for all to see it coming might change people's play patterns.

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If they know this is the card I aim to use to win the game, they might hold interaction back for it rather than the other threats.

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I casually play while this remains plotted. I look forward to experimenting with this mechanic more. That's a good point. Like, how can you affect people's play when they know something's coming? All right. You ready for the next one? Yeah.That was a cool one. I like that one. All right. Lenny has got Raven of Fell Omen's PRODUCT.

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Raven of Fell Omen. One in a black for a one, two, flying. Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent loses one life and you gain one life. This ability only triggers once each turn. I already know where this is going. Let me grab that.

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This is a four-word review. The answer to the multiple choices longer because Lenny PERSON says it's my precious. I think Andy PERSON does too. Why do you like this card and why should we be paying attention to it? Athrios ORG is a crime.

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Yep. There it is. It's all I care about. Thanks.

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Nailed it. Andy PERSON's literally adding to cart right now.

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Yeah, it's all right.

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The minute I saw that everyone loses one life and it's flying, I'm like, I'm done. He's like, done, done. Grabbing it. Done.Grabbing it. All right. Our last review for black that we have is from Josh PERSON, who's going to close out the color for us with Tiny Bones PERSON joins up. Tiny Bones PERSON joins up.

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Got to get past the actual. Yeah, okay, here we go. Tiny Bone joins up. It's a one-manna legendary enchantment when Tiny Bones PERSON joins up. God damn And enters the battlefield Any number of target players each discard a card Whenever a legendary creature enters a battlefield under your controlAny number of target players each mill a card and lose one life Wow

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Huh

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Okay, interesting

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Huh, interesting

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Do you see this card getting broad adoption? It's my precious, so probably only me and my Huh. Okay. Interesting. Huh. Interesting.

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Do you see this card getting broad adoption? It's my precious. So probably only me and my alter ego. We're going to use it. Why do you like this card? Very solid card. I know many people don't like this card. But when it comes to low-man-blink targets, these and two-man-creatures are probably the most powerful options. This and Hopeless Nightmare PRODUCT add a little damage on top of it, allowing you to kill the table if you get infinite blinks.You will need a legendary creature to blink in this case, however. These ETB discard effects is one of the reasons why you would go for black in your blink deck slots like in my Aminatu PRODUCT list.

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Also fits well with the new Absan PRODUCT enchantment lists

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who like to make copies of it or in sack and bring enchant's back. They've also been taking a new route with these cards where you get to choose any number of players so you don't have to hurt the one person falling behind. You should, but you don't have to.I like that.

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I have a black card.

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Give it to me, dude.

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What's the worst part about seeing Ellish Norn 1.0 PRODUCT hit?

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Is it the plus two on my side, or is it the negative two on yours?

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I mean, it's the negative two on mine.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Harvester of Misery, three black, black for a five, four creature spirit, menace. When Harvester of Misery PRODUCT enters the battlefield, other creatures get negative two, negative two, until end of turn.But you can pay one in a black to discard the harvester of misery. Target creature gets negative two, negative two, negative two until end of turn.

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Yeah.

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It's just enough.

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Yeah, I just like

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putting things in the yard to reanimate them. So you could for 3 mana, give one thing negative 4, negative 4 if you read, you know, ditch this, reanimate it.

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Yeah. And that thing kind of got caught between the two of them.

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Oh yeah. Yeah.

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I'm pretty into this one.

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Pretty into it.

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That's hot. Because like massacre worm does pretty good work in our meta.

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I like massacre worm as an opponent because it's, it has this moment where you're like, oh, shit.

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And then it's watching you the rest of the game too.

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You kind of got to dance around the life loss that comes with the massacre. Right. Yeah. I like this for just a little less. then you kind of got to you the rest of the game too. You kind of got to dance around the life loss that comes with the massacre. Right. Yeah. I like this for just a little less.

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Yeah, that's the only one that I was thinking about. I'm pretty into that.

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All right. Let me get the filter adjusted. I should have been doing that while you were talking about that card. On to red, right?

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Mm-hmm.

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All right. Next up, we have North Dakota GPE giving us embrace the unknown.

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Embrace the unknown. Two in a red for a sorcery. Exile the top two cards of your library until the end of your next turn. You may play those cards. Retrace. Oh, shit.Ooh. To remind, you may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding land card in addition to paying its other costs. Retrace is so good, dude. This is so good. You exile if you do the

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retrace, right? Nah. You don't. I always confuse that with retrace. Yeah. You can keep doing it

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if you can meet the... That's what's so hot about retrace. That's right. It's like an enchantment in your graveyard that says,

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Hey, just discard a card, get it again.

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You didn't want to land.

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Are you getting enough?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Like, I've been using Una's grace like more and more. Oh, yeah. Just to get rid of lands. Yeah.

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And have spell triggers.

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Like, you got to have a good reason. Sure. Like, you need a few axes that are meeting that. Right. So if you're in like a spell slingery list, it makes sense to recapture it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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On to the review. Do you see this card getting broad adoption? Absolutely. Why do you like this card? Reckless Impulse and Rens Resolve PRODUCT have already secured themselves spots as staple card advantage options in various red decks, especially ones that care about casting from exile. Embrace the unknown, while one manna more expensive,has a very important ability word that is relatively unused these days and honestly quite underrated retrace. Being able to recast this card from your graveyard at the cost of a land

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from your hand is huge. It's a good fucking call. And can even act

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as an upside in the right deck. Maybe you're playing it in Faldorn FAC, where Green PRODUCT allows you to get your land back. Maybe you're, maybe you have Enti PRODUCT on the field and get an extra exile, draw off of a trigger.Maybe you're running other varieties of discard synergies such as containment construct, currency converter, or the Raven Man PRODUCT.

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Whatever the case, a repeatable form of card advantage will never steer you wrong in your deck

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building. And I can't recommend it enough. Assuming this does not get a reprint outside of a commander product soon, I can see this card skyrocketing once it gets recognized for its potential. Keep an eye on it. Yeah, I would agree.

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Seems pretty good. Seems pretty darn nice. Pretty, pretty darn nice. Pretty darn good. Pretty good. What's the next one?

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This is generous plunderer coming from Riley PERSON.

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So one in a red for a creature, or, sorry, human rogue for a two-two menace. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a treasure token. When you do, target opponent createsa tapped treasure token.

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When generous plunder

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attacks, it deals damage to the defending player equal the number of artifacts they control.

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Well, hello. That's a, that's new. Well, hello. How do I feel about this?

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I love it. I'm going to put it in my decks. I feel like I use artifacts less than you guys. Yeah.

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That's true.

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Do you see this card getting broad adoption? Absolutely. Why do you like this card? TLDR, I love red, and this card is an insanely awesome and powerful red manadork. The long version, though, I think this card is extremely insanely awesome and powerful red manna dork. The long version though, I think this card is extremely strong and I've been saying to my playgroup for a long time that treasures being Red ORG's ramp is a lot better than it might seem. Sure,the mana goes away, but with this guy, you're just getting what is essentially a free mana every single turn. Red doesn't need the mana to stick around if it can just use it to perform explosive terms ahead of schedule. And you can always just bank the treasures if you need them for upcoming turns. With his ability giving a mana to one of your other opponents,you can PR him to keep him alive. I'll give you a treasure next. Just keep him around before they realize that your opponents will have let this guy pay for himself and then some before they eventually die to his attack trigger.

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Yeah, I think it's good.

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This thing I would consider an awesome two-manna dork in red and it doesn't even include the baked-in evasiveness or the fact that it has a pretty strong attack trigger baked in. All that, to not even mention, he causes all kinds of artifact synergy and can feel your own dockside by giving opponents tapped treasure.

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That's a good point. Can we not? Also, he has a hat and is a root and tootin out of boot. Nice.

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Yeah, this is good. This is cool. is good this is cool pretty good very cool

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pretty good uh great train heist coming from patrick roberts ORG spree card uh spree alert

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we are having a sail uh it's fire sail it's a red but you can spree with two and a red

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untapped all creatures you control.

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If it's your combat phase,

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there's an additional combat phase

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after this phase.

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So there's, I think, the big draw right there.

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Yeah.

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Or you can do two,

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or and you can do two more.

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Creatures you control get plus one and plus O and gain first strike until end of turn or one more red. Choose target opponent. Whenever a creature you control deals combat 1 and plus O and gain first strike until an end of turn or one more red. Choose target opponent. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to that player, create a tapped treasure

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token.

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Oh.

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Yeah, that's pretty fucked.

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Yeah.

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Okay, I'm into that.

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Do you see this card getting broad adoption? Absolutely. Why do you like it? 4Mana is the going rate for extra combats without additional upside. Normally, you pay a little more for some additional upside. And this spell is no different.

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The thing that sets this spell apart, though, is it doesn't have to be an extra combat

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spell.

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It does two other combat related things that are useful on their own. Or, in tandem with each other they get even better being instant speed you can also wait to see what kind of blocks might be offered to see if the spell is favorableto cast and which modes will be worth it. If you have death touch or trample going on it, it gets even better. Great combat oriented card. Pretty hot.

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That is fucking hot. God, I love these spree cards, dude.

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Yeah, red has got some bangers this set for sure. Seriously. Okay, what's the next one?

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North Dakota GPE's hitting us with

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highway robbery here. Highway robbery. Didn't we do a train heist? Now we're doing a highway robbery. Another, no, it's not a spree. It just looks like one. It's a plot.One in a red. You may discard a card or sacrifice a land. If you do, draw two cards. And plot is one in a red. Cool.

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Do you see this getting broad adoption? No, but it should. Why do you like this card? This is the latest version of tormenting voice that now has three different upsides to it. One, it doesn't discard as a cost,so you don't get to two for one, two for one, when it gets countered. This is a downside for spell copying, but it's not what this is for. Two, you can plot it on turn, turn two, and set yourself up for when you really need it, saving it for, saving it from some hand hate or wheels.I like it.

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And then three, you can sacrifice lands to it. When Grace PRODUCT or Erinus, players rejoice. If you play tormenting voice for its base effect, play this instead. Again, not as good if you copy, but excellent otherwise. Nice.

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Good advice.

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Solid, solid point. What's the next one?

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Seth PERSON is giving us return the favor.

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Return the favor.

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Yeah, this is another pretty good one.

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Return the favor.

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It's red, red.

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Spree plus one,

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copy target instant or sorcery spell.

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Uh, or sorry, copy target instant spell, sorcery spell, activated ability or triggered ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. Or you can do another red, change the target of targetof target's spell or ability with a single target. Pretty dope. Not too shabby.

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Uh, do you see this card getting brought adoption? Absolutely. Why do you like this card? Wild Rickusay got quite the glow up. This thing has a ton of flexibility. Two separate three-manna modesor both modes for four-manna. Red can use this to ramp by copying an opponent's Kodama PRODUCT's reach

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or it can be used to redirect a removal spell back at your opponent's creature.

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That will show them.

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I really like these effects for the costs.

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Also, being able to copy a triggered or activated ability seems sneaky strong in the right circumstances.

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Someone try to use Etherfux Reservoir PRODUCT to blast you out of the game. Jokes on them when they shoot themselves and potentially another opponent instead uh the possibilities are wide open with this card it's very hot tech and i expect to see it at my table in the future i like it

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what's the next one baby next one is coming at us from well the next one is in another color so

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if you've got some red cards um you should uh hit us up with those do there's the rodeo pyromancers

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i was wondering about this one it's four mana for a three four human murcenary whenever you cast

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your first spell each turn add red red.

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Oh, that's just a nice little extra buff, right?

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Doesn't it seem, it doesn't like no restriction around it?

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It's not like, use this to only do X. Yeah, just you get red red red.

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That's hot.

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Ooh, and it's a common, dude.

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Yeah.

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Ooh.

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Yeah. I'm wondering where to put that one. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah.

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I'm wondering where to put that one.

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Yeah, that's kind of got my wheels turn in a little bit.

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My thing lately is, like, how many game actions can I get in a specific turn?

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And, like, this just, uh, stuff like this fuels that.

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I would hope.

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Yeah, like, lets you just get further, further in. And it hits at the right time to do that, right?

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Because as a four drop,

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your next turn is all,

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like that,

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that five mana turn is always a weird moment in time, right?

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Because oftentimes you have a spell

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that's not five mana that you want to use,

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but you don't have enough mana

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to cast a second spell.

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Mm-hmm.

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Or...

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Now it's a...

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Yeah, but...

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It's a soul ring.

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Yeah, now it's not an issue.

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Ish.

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Ish.

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Yeah, kind of.

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Uh, Magebane lizard.

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One in a red for a one-for-one-four creature lizard.

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Whenever a player cast a non-creature spell,

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the Mage-Bain lizard deals damage to that player equal to the number

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of non-creature spells they've cast this turn.

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So it does one, and if they keep going,

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then it does two, then it's three.

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It's just,

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it'll start hurting pretty bad

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if people are going to do multiple.

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I, I, yeah,

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anybody combing, anybody storming,

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like, that's... Doesn't that seem pretty okay?

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I like it.

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All right.

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Hell to pay.

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X and a red for a sorcery. Hell to pay deals X damage to target creature. Create a number of tapped treasure tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt to that creature this way.

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So if you like overburn somebody, you get the difference in tapped treasure.

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I'm not sure about this one.

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I'm kind of on the fence about it.

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Well, but it can feed itself, right?

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Pay it back later.

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They come in tapped, but yeah.

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Yeah, because you're like, okay, I'm gonna, yeah.

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I want to see this one in action.

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I'm thinking Galizeth PERSON.

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I like overburn all your guys.

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Totally.

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Totally. I make that many treasures. And now you're like, fuck, as soon aseth. I like overburn all your guys. Totally.

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I make that many treasures.

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And now you're like,

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fuck as soon as you untapsed with all that shit.

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That's a pretty good spot.

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That's hot is what I'm thinking. That's pretty hot.

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Yeah. So red's got some crazy. Like the hella coarser, two and a red for a four two. Whenever the helic courser attacks while saddled, that's another mechanic we haven't talked about yet.While saddle, exile the top card of your library until end of turn until your next turn you may play that card saddle one okay any number of other creatures other creatures

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you control total power one or more the amount the amount becomes saddled until the end of turn

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saddle only is a sorcery okay, I just like incremental stuff like this

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where I'm able to pick up

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cards and it's until end of next turn. Yeah,

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those ones that give you a little bit of time are nice.

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Yeah, it doesn't have evasion, but I find lately I just attack the right person. Like, if you're sitting therewith your 4-4 commander, you're not going to block it. It's, you're going to get annoyed. I'm going to get rid of his helo monster.Yeah. Like, I'm not going to give up my commander're going to get annoyed. I'm going to get rid of his helo monster. Yeah.

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I'm not going to give up my commander for some uncommon that's in your deck.

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Yeah.

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It'll be, this one's kind of shitty.

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Like, there's two, two tokens and he becomes blocked eventually. Sure. Yeah. Sure. Anyway. Hmm.

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Let's move on to Green. All right. We've just got three reviews in green from our Patreon ORG supporters. First up is Outcaster Trailblazer coming from Icy Weiner ORG. Outcat PRODUCT, what is it? Outcaster Trailblazer PRODUCT.

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Oh, this is like way down.

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I'm like, not even in the right spot.

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Yeah, like we're...

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All right, outcaster, out...

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Oh, wait, there's Outcaster Greenblade. Outcaster like, we're, all right, outcaster, outcaster,

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outcaster ORG green blade,

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outcaster ORG trailblazer.

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Two and a green

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for a four to, four two human druid. When outcastle PRODUCT trailblazer enters the battlefield, add one manna of any color. Whenever another creaturewith power four or greater enters a battlefield under your control draw card. Well, there it is. Yeah.

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But you can plot two and a green

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to plot it so you can cast it at a later date for free. Okay. Yeah. But you can plot two in a green to plot it so you can cast it at a later date for free. Okay.

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Pretty fucking good.

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That's pretty good.

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I dig that. Okay.

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So do you see this card getting broad adoption? Absolutely. Why do you like it? Finally, we have a way to ramp and draw cards in green. Yeah.If I must go on, Outcaster Trailblazer PRODUCT is a new spin on Elemental Bond or Garrix PRODUCT, Uprising with multiple upsides. One, you can plot Outcaster Trailblazer PRODUCT to help curve out into a fatty. Two, you can keep her in exileuntil you're ready to play your fatties, keeping her safe from boardwipes. And three, she is a creature, which will further synergize with your creature-based strategies.

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Yeah. Pretty dope. More of these options, right? More of these options. All right. Next up we have

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Patrick Roberts PERSON giving a smuggler's surprise. This is a green card also? Yes.

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Smuggler's surprise.

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Oh, yeah, this card's fucked.

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Green, for an instant with spree,

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you can do green plus two to mill four cards. Then you may put up to two creature cards and or land cards from among the milled cards into your hand, or you can do plus five green or four in a green. You may put up to two creature cardsfrom your hand onto the battlefield. Jesus. This is an instant, by the way. Jesus.

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Plus one, creatures you control with power for or greater gain hex-proof and indestructible until end of turn.

Speaker 24973.78s - 4978.3s

How fucking annoying, dude. How annoying this card is.

Speaker 34978.42s - 4980.4s

Yeah, some Trojan horse indeed

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with that art, right?

Speaker 34982.72s - 4984.32s

Cowboys in a fucking Trojan horse.

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It's just that last mode, dude.

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I can't stand green with stuff like this.

Speaker 24989.38s - 4989.98s

I don't know.

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Cheating in two creatures from your hand at instant speed is pretty gross. Yeah. Do you see this card getting broad adoption? Absolutely. Why do you like this card or why should we be paying attention? This card is playable in a lot of green decks, absolutely. but probably best in golgari NORP decks that are cheating big creatures in with reanimationuh the first mode is pretty is a pretty good rate by itself if you can mill recur or save a creature um slash land from graveyard hate if you have big creatures like these decks often do that the second mode can cheat them in at instant speed, cheating both mana and time restrictions potentially. Pseudo-haste and some surprise blocks, perhaps, with indestructible sounds fun.

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Sounds real fun.

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Like most of these spree cards,

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I think you'll end up using one or two modes at a time most often, rarely all three at once, but all three of these abilities are useful on their own and all play into one another as well. Great card in the right deck. Seems pretty dang good.Seems pretty dang good. Yeah.

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What's the fucking next one?

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God damn.

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All right, this is the last one we have reviewed by a Patreon ORG supporter in green.

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Okay.

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This is North Dakota GPE with voracious varmint.

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Veracious varmint. I like that. One in the green for a 2-2 varmint. That's a creature type. With vigilance, pay one sacrifice, voracious varmint, destroy target artifact or enchantment. Oh, cool.

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I'm into it.

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Sign me up.

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Do you like this card or do you see this card getting brought adoption? No, but it should. Why do you like it? This card joins the various

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existing versions of this effect, but this one fits the current two best options on,

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on rate, uh, kinker bloom and haywire mite. And this is the first in its green colored

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ilk to have an actual keyword attached to it.

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Play it in your recursive green decks

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alongside with the other two

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or just try it out in Popper Commander

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because this is only the second

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of these instant speed creature disenchance we've gotten in green so far. Nice.

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Yeah, solid, solid removal.

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Do you have some green cards that crossed your...

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Vengeful regrowth, six mana for a sorcery, return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Then create that many 4-2 green plant warrior creature tokens with reachhas flashback of 6 and green green. I don't know how many cards you're getting out of your splendid reclamation. Sometimes it's a lot. Oh, yeah. But I would contend often.It's probably we're on three to four-ish. This is kind of my rate that I've been seeing, splendid reclamations. This gets you gets you up to three. Plus it gives you fucking crazy blockers for your wing race.Four two blockers with reach. People just won't attack into that. I don't think. Not too often. Good point. Seems pretty usefulfor anything that's just moving. Like all those fetchlands come back. They come intact, but damn.

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Sure. Take it. It's just like, great. They're all back.

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Yeah. That one seemed pretty crazy. I don't know what the community is on this one. The Tower Winder PRODUCT. I just feel like it's... It's two mana for a one-one creature snake with reach and death touch. That's the two things that I think I'm like locked in on.When Tower Winder enters a battlefield search your library and or a graveyard for a card named command tower, reveal it and put it into your hand.

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Then shuffle your library. If you search your library this way, then shuffle. Yeah. I don't love that. Yeah, I remember looking at this when it came... It goes to hand.

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I get it. It's not like right into battlefield, but it's a fucking one... It's a one-one-reach-death touch. It's a one-one-reach death touch strapped onto this.

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Like, this is gonna... You are not gonna be an attractive target until for a while for any meaningful combat. Yeah.

Speaker 25244.9s - 5246.4s

Yeah, I'll just for something that like

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put a put a put a land into hand and like yeah that's a good block potentially like

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right one of your best land like one of your best lands yeah if you're in a multicolored deck you're

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you're there you're set up absolutely i don't know and if it's already been dealt with somehow

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some way you've milled past it or it was destroyed, you pull it back. Yeah, because it hits the graveyard, right?

Speaker 35267.48s - 5271.14s

Seems, I don't think it's insanely powerful. I don't.

Speaker 05271.26s - 5273.56s

No, but it's some nice utility.

Speaker 25273.9s - 5276.84s

Reached death touch. Like, did that really need to be on that, I guess?

Speaker 35277.02s - 5282.78s

Yeah, I like the art in it too, where it's got these, like, flying things in the background and it's, it's eyeing them, right?

Speaker 25282.86s - 5284.62s

Like, I can, I can bring those down.

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Hmm. Yeah. Hmm.

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Yeah. Yeah. That was another one I was like when I saw. I was like, what the fuck?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. What the fuck? We can move on though.

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We didn't have any multicol cards reviewed by our Patreon ORG supporters. So if you've got any multicolored ones, not to put you on the spot.

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Do?

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I do.

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I have a few.

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There's the Cactus folk sure shot. It's two, a red and a green for a 4-4 with reachand Ward 2. So it's a 4-4-4 with just a bunch of stackness to it. Yeah. At the beginning of combat on your turn,other creatures you control with power four or greater gain trample and haste until end of turn.

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That's pretty dope.

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Get those big creatures out and they're like, oh, guess what I have? Yeah. Guess what I have, guys. Right?

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It's like the people have no business having haste except for Dracuseth PRODUCT.

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Now have haste and trample at the beginning of your combat.

Speaker 35353.48s - 5355.6s

That would actually... And this is a Ritchie 4-4 PRODUCT Ward 2?

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That would actually be a pretty hot popper commander.

Speaker 35358.8s - 5360.08s

I was about to say that as well.

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Yeah.

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I think that I think I would agree.

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I think I would agree.

Speaker 35364.72s - 5368.38s

Yeah, because you get some power four creatures in,

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that is something available to you in Popper FAC. Yeah.

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Pest control, white and a black,

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destroy all non-land permanence with man of value one or less.

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Or you can cycle it for two. Oh, yeah. It's like just buy treasures Buy buy by all of them Soul ring goes PERSON with it All of it just tears out And if that's not neededRight here and right now You cycle it

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I feel like this is a great card No Yeah I mean it's a mythic So it ought to be at least decent

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All the tokens that aren't copy tokens

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It's just the problem is It's expensive as fuck. It's 1499. I think if you're playing in those colors, it's not uncommon to be in a position where somebody's outpacing you with tokens, right?Like, that feels like a common enough occurrence. I would use that. You would?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm pretty into that one.

Speaker 25428.18s - 5443.14s

Yeah, my Lysa PRODUCT deck? I would totally take this. Ruthless Lawbringer. One, a white and a black for a three, two. It's for a vampire assassin. When ruthless lawbringer enters the battlefield,you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, destroy target non-land permanent.

Speaker 35443.46s - 5443.94s

Oh.

Speaker 25446.64s - 5451.82s

Yeah. Seems also good. Yeah. It it's any permanent it's a sack outlet yeah so when you want to zone change your thing

Speaker 35451.82s - 5457.14s

you get to you get to do a little bit extra these these i value those type of there was like a spider

Speaker 25457.14s - 5465.1s

like it was like the sky fisher spider that was in golgari NORP it's almost the same idea i thought that was i thought that was good.

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I thought that was good.

Speaker 35466.5s - 5471.86s

Yeah, that's pretty hot. Pretty hot tech right there. Kind of niche, but there's definitely a place for that.

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Badlands Revival PRODUCT. Three, a black and a green. Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. So for five mana.

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Return up to one target permanent card

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from your graveyard to your hand. For five mana,

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you're getting one straight to field,

Speaker 35486.36s - 5498.34s

one permanent to hand. Let's see. There's like an Orzoff PERSON card that's like beacon of something that's five mana to return something to field, I think. Yeah,

Speaker 25498.42s - 5501.3s

there's like death frenzy or something like that. This is just a little

Speaker 35501.3s - 5506.76s

extra value beyond that. It feels like for that manor range, this is some decent value. Oh, it's brought, it's a back for that. It feels like for that manner range, this, this is some, some decent value.

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Oh, it's brought, it's back for more. It has the creature fight after the ETB.

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It's like a six-manory animation. That's the one I'm thinking about. That's also in Golgari GPE.

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But yeah, creatures back, permanent's back. If it's both creatures, you're in a Golgari GPE deck.

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I'm sure you're pretty creature-laden.

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Yeah.

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One's in hand.

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One's in battlefield.

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That feels like the right cost range for that.

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Yeah, straight-to-field is feels like the right cost range for that. Yeah,

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straight to field is, is something.

Speaker 35527.92s - 5530.46s

It's not a cheap effect, usually, but yeah.

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That little extra is just,

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just enough.

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Veraska PRODUCT joins up. Mm,

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black green,

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when Veraska PRODUCT joins up,

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enters the battlefield,

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put a death touch counter on each creature you control. Whenever a legendary creature you control deals combat damage to a player draw card. What the hell is this doing in Golgari GPE?Whenever legendary creature you control deals combat damage to a player draw card. Like that scalability has been like dropped down quite a bit.

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It's rained in because how many legends

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are you really going to control? But with the too many decks that are running around,

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there's just a lot of legendary creatures these days. Like, I'm finding that Honor-worn Shaku PRODUCT and, what is it, the coalition relic, is that what it is? They're just doing more and more workbecause we're putting more commanders in our 99

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because they just keep hitting.

Speaker 35581.52s - 5582.4s

How many do we have this?

Speaker 15582.4s - 5584.88s

There were 52 in this.

Speaker 35585.02s - 5598.82s

Yeah, I think a reviewer mentioned that earlier with that. Like, there's just, there's such a high volume of legends available. You probably are just putting a good number of legends in your deck because those are the right cards to put in your deck. Exactly.

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I think this is pretty, pretty slick. And they're death touch counters. Like that, that by itself is a two-man away to make all your shit very not into getting attackedand very not into getting blocked. That's, that right there is pretty good. And then if your one commander hits, it's like you put a Phidion eye on that commander.

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Oh, yeah. Like they're just connecting because I'm not going to be interested in blocking. Yeah. Yeah.

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This is, okay, you're probably going to think, what the hell, but give me a second. Annie joins up. One is, okay, you're probably going to think, what the hell, but give me a second. Annie PERSON joins up.One, a red, a green, or one, a red, a green and a white. When Annie PERSON joins up, or enters the,I fucking hate this. When Annie PERSON joins up, enters the battlefield, it deals five damage to target creature or planes walkerand opponent controls. Pretty damn good. Yeah. If a triggered ability of a legendary creature, you control triggers,that ability triggers an additional time.

Speaker 35648.3s - 5652.86s

Okay, so we've got to be, at least in NIA. This is where shit like this belongs.

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IMO. Not a colorless artifact that just does the thing. Yeah. I've got to be somewhere pretty far out of range. Either it needs to have a lot of pips, like four red pips.Like this is better being a goddamn red deck of your son. Yeah. Or stuff like this where it's like it's, I love this. It's functional. It hits.It removes something. And now it doubles the trigger of your NIA ORG plus commander. Five color is already,

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five color already has everything available to it.

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So I'm not really, yeah,

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don't worry there.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I actually,

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I mean,

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I have a NIA ORG deck that has triggers,

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but those triggers wouldn't be valuable with this card.

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So I like,

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you're pointing out.

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It's a niche as hell.

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Yeah.

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Like,

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you're pushing like, you got to find a specific spot to use this. Yeah, I have Rocco Street Chef PRODUCT. This would be really good. Oh, yeah. It's a way for me to remove something. Yeah. And now when anybody does anything, specific spot to use this. Yeah, I have Rocco Street Chef PRODUCT. This would be really good. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 35705.86s - 5712.68s

It's a way for me to remove something. Yeah. And now when anybody does anything, I get to do it twice or whatever. That's a good point.

Speaker 25712.84s - 5714.56s

That's actually pretty hot.

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If we really got to double things, let's put it there.

Speaker 25717.66s - 5718.92s

This is where I want them to be.

Speaker 35719.08s - 5726.46s

Not it's three in a white. Yeah. And even it's colorless. Even the three green. Three in a blue. Bro, stop. Even three's colorless. Even the three green... It's three in a blue. Bro, stop.

Speaker 25726.46s - 5733.68s

Even three green pips in green is not hard to achieve once you've gotten to seven manor right. Like, that's...

Speaker 35733.68s - 5742.46s

That one should be like two and five green. Okay. Onto colorless?

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Yeah, let's do it.

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Okay. So we've got some Patreon ORG reviews. Just a couple of them here with colorless cards Yeah, let's do it. Okay, so we've got some Patreon reviews, just a couple of them here with colorless cards. Stormy PERSON's given us bounty board. Bounty board.

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It's three mana with an artifact, so it's a manilith, right? It's just only better than a manilith. Three mana artifact, you can tap to add one mana of any color, or you can pay one,put a bounty counter on target creature, activate only as a sorcery. Whenever a, put a bounty counter on target creature, activate only as a sorcery. Whenever a creature with a bounty counter on it dies, each of its controllers opponents, draw a card and gains to life.

Speaker 45774.12s - 5776.3s

It's kind of like Mathis

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and what's the other dude?

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Chevel. Oh, that's right. That's right.

Speaker 45781.16s - 5782.48s

They'll be very interested in that.

Speaker 35783.42s - 5784.98s

Are we going to make them viable?

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Do you see this card getting broad adoption?

Speaker 35787.8s - 5788.16s

No.

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Why do you like this card?

Speaker 35789.88s - 5798.62s

I've got a lot of experience with a Mathis PERSON fiend seeker in my playgroup some time ago. And I've also had experience playing Chevelle PERSON, Bain of Monsters.

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I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that's so long as more than just you are benefiting from bounty counters, they work. All right. With Mathis PERSON, it being a choice forced upon you, um, every in step was a problem, though. Sometimes having a, having a, having to bounty things that didn't deserve it, et cetera, et cetera.

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Well, now you choose when to post a bounty and if you, and if you even want to. And worst case scenario, it's simply a three-manor rock with fairly decent upside. I don't think it'll see widespread use, but I think it's worth thinking about and seems to be a card that'll continue to stayrelevant as a new bounty counter card sees print every other year. I like these types of cards just to play around when you've got decks that feel a little more casual, right? When you're like,I'm not too worried about pointing out the creatures that need to go and everybody else gets some benefit from it. Yeah.

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All right.

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That feels fun. All right. The next, so we just had two colorless cards reviewed here. The last one is Seth PERSON, who's giving us lava spur boots.

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Oh, these, yeah, people, these are like an earlier leak.

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One mana, equipped creature, it's an equipment. Equip creature gets plus one plus oh and has haste and has Ward 1 and it has an equip of one. So really low to the ground, light tinfoil protection.

Speaker 25885.44s - 5886.7s

Just a light tinfoil,

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but haste. Not going for hex-proof,

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but that hard. But haste, daddy. Yeah.

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Do you see this card getting broad adoption? Absolutely. Why do you like this card? The newest addition to the cardboard footwear familywith haste and some sort of protection has arrived. And with a small power bump to boot, while Ward 1 isn't quite as securing as hex-proof or shroud, the cost to cast and equip these bootiesmake them not too punishing to include in your lists should you need another of these effects. Casting only one mana means that these shoes can be tutored by your Erza Saga

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and your trinket mage in a pinch if your little feedies get cold.

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Overall, a welcome addition to the format.

Speaker 25927.44s - 5931.74s

I've been into these equipment for Nezahal PERSON.

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Oh, yeah.

Speaker 25933s - 5934.84s

Because they're only one mana,

Speaker 35935.2s - 5939.36s

and I know this is very loose, slimy synergy that's pretty far out there,

Speaker 25939.46s - 5943.66s

but I've been running inspiring statuary a lot.

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Yeah.

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I know it doesn't help cast the other artifacts,

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but all of my equipment become part of Nezahal PERSON's casting cost.

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Yeah.

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And I already want them out because...

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Yeah, sure.

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It wants to wear them.

Speaker 45956.44s - 5957.42s

That's a good point.

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It's pretty attractive where if I somehow, some way...

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Like, if I never find that inspiring statuary,

Speaker 45962.38s - 5964.3s

I'm fairly happy to have something like this.

Speaker 25964.3s - 5965.08s

Like, haste is good.

Speaker 35965.34s - 5972.44s

Yeah. Haste is valuable. It's a whole turn around the table where you can get what the thing was for if it's, if it's a attacking creature,

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without having to just trust that people won't remove it. Like, they needed to tie, they needed to hold back mana if they were going to answer it that turn. And in this case, they have to hold back one additional. Yeah. So, it's true. I like this case, they have to hold back one, one additional. Yeah.

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So it's true.

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I like it.

Speaker 35987.44s - 5991.76s

That's a good niche little spot. An example where it's truly valuable.

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Yeah.

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Uh,

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there's a sword, I guess, here, right?

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Yes, it's pretty yoked.

Speaker 36002.18s - 6004.28s

It's from their vault thing.

Speaker 26004.52s - 6005.9s

Yeah, sort of wealth and power

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for three mana.

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Equipment. Equiped creature gets plus two plus two

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and has protection from instance and sorceries. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a treasure token when you cast your next instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell.You can choose new targets for the copy and you equip for two.

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It's pretty, pretty, we just keep saying it, but it's pretty crazy. It sounds crazy. Pretty good. It's up there on

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the swords. Not an next tier sword, but it's probably a tier. It's an eight tier sword.

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Pro instance and sorceries. Like, yeah. I mean, hello. Can I help you?

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Yeah, seriously. Makes treasure. And so it ramps yeah, I mean, hello, can I help you? Yes,

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seriously, right. Makes treasure.

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So it ramps you.

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I think the best ones are

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something that give you core advantage,

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draw or ramp.

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Like,

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that's the best ones. Yes. A lot. And this one does that.

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It gives you a treasure. And then if you feel like it, you can fucking brick off with an instant, or twin instant or sorcery. Oh,

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good shit. Transmutation vault font.

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Have you seen this one?

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Oh, yeah.

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Five mana.

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You can tap it to create your choice of a blood token, a clue token or a food token. You can pay three, sacrifice three tokens with different names. Search your library for an artifact card. Put it into the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Activate only as a sorcery.

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I think it's worth noting you have to tap for that as well. Correct. And you can only do only as a sorcery. I think it's worth noting you have to tap for that as well.

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Correct. And you can only do it as a sorcery. But as you travel around the table with your unwinding clock, by the time we get to your turn,

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you now activate the font

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and you grab your best equipment.

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That's...

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Or grab best...

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Next artifact.

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Yeah, next artifact you want to use.

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We just keep doing it.

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Yeah, every time around the table.

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Pretty God. Ooh. S artifact. We just keep doing it. Yeah, every time around the table. Pretty God.

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Ooh.

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Svella, just sacrifice three.

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Well, they have to be different names.

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So you got to do the blood, the clue, the food. They, they rein that in. But, you know, you can do maybe two. Yeah.

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And if you've got the, the, the is the rector, the Costco ORG, right?

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Like you can. Yeah, Academy Manufacture ORG.

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Yeah, the manufacturer. That's right. You're there.

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Yeah.

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You do this once and you're there. Yeah.

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So if you, with that unwinding clock, it's like, I've got these and then on your turn I tutor. And then your turn, I get the three. Then my turn I tutor. Like, it could get gross.

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Artifacts can. It can.

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Yeah. They do when they start seeing each other and like popping off like that.

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It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool when that starts happening.

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Uh, uh, lands?

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Yeah, let me check. I think we do have some lands that we're reviewed. Let me check that review

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really quickly. There's a lot of deserette here. Oh, that's true. I think we do have some lands that were reviewed. Let me check that review really quickly.

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There's a lot of deseret here.

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Oh, that's true.

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The deserts thing is becoming increasingly viable, right? Like, I found that out playing Yuma GPE, that there's enough deserts.

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There was just one that was covered by our patron supporters, Patreon ORG supporters.

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And Jeff is coming at us with Cactus Preserve FAC.

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Cactus Preserve FAC.

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Where is that?

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It's got up near the top.

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Am I missing it?

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Actually, yeah, where is it?

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I'm looking at Cresote Heath, but I don't see Cactus Preserve FAC.

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Okay.

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So this is a desert.

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Enteres of Battlefield ORG tapped.

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Oh, there we go. You tap, add one man of any type of land,

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any type that a land you control could produce. Okay. So it has some flexibility,

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depending on what you're able to produce. It's kind of like a reflecting pool a little bit.

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Yeah. Yeah. Uh, then there's also an activation. You can pay three until end of turn.

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Cactus preserve becomes an XX green plant creature, plant creature with reach where X is the greatest man of value among your commanders. It's still a land. Oh, cool. Let's head over and see what Jeff PERSON has to say in the review about this. As far as adoption, doesn't expect it will be broadly adopted, but why they like it, possible,possibly the most efficient manland possible, uh, scaling with the CMC of your commander. A three man a 7-7 in Angry Omnath PRODUCT, a 9-9 in Erdragon, a 1212 in Anami as one.

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Right.

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Um,

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if you're,

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if you have basics to spare, maybe give it a try, give it a try also helps that it's, it's also a reflecting pool for mana production. Fun reward for playing a harder to cast commander similar to majestic genesis or stinging study, which I like those cards. Hmm.

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For more revolt. Yes.

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Tap for a diamond or you can pay three,

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discard a card, look at the top X cards, your library where X is the number of artifacts you control. So all the treasures you've been sitting on.

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Put one of those cards in your hand

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and the rest in the bottom of your library in a random order.

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That's some pretty solid land mana advantage, right? Because I think a lot of people use war room, but God, this, if you're doing artifacts in any way, shape, or form, this thing. Yeah. I imagine this one is not a cheap card.

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I'm going to look it up. For Mari Vault PRODUCT is...

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At least 13 depending on the printing. And it's sold the fuck out too. That is a, that is a pretty strong one. Uh, Sandstorm PRODUCT verge. Oh, it's Sandstorm.

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Sandstorm.

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Derr PERSON, you never met him, but I had this friend. He was like, he was really into that type of

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music back when, you know, that was going on. It was a thing, dude. Like Polk PERSON and Foll.

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We were, we were fucking listening. Darrood PRODUCT. I listened to, I listened to, I listened to

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to Darud on my Zoom PRODUCT, dude.

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Hated.

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Hated.

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Hated, hated, hated, hated, Hated Sandstorm.

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That's fair.

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It's hateable.

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Everybody liked it. It's fucking hateable.

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Anytime it would go off, he's like, oh, it's sandstorm. Like, oh, it's sandstorm. Oh, it's sad storm.

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Oh, wait for that drop.

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And he wouldn't stop.

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He'd do the whole fucking thing.

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The whole song is going, oh, and it's not a short song. It's not. Oh, it's sandstorm. And he wouldn't stop. He'd do the whole fucking thing. The whole song is going, oh, and it's not a short song. It's not. Oh, it's sad storm. And people just kind of like chilled out and like stopped dancing when they were around. There's another where are they now I want. I want to know what happened to Paul Hokenvold PERSON.Where are they now? That's a good question. I'm going to post Spotify ORG.

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But Sandstorm verge, a diamond pay three target creature can't block this turn. Activate only is a sorcery. Have you ever, I feel like I'm gonna post Spotify. But Sandstorm Verge, a diamond, pay three, target creature can't block this turn, activate only as a sorcery. Have you ever, I feel like I'm in situations where I, it's just this one fucking creature that can block me.And I can't end a life over it.

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Yeah, like it's a,

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too niche.

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It's pretty niche.

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Well, because there's rogues passage that's four and tap, right. Just flat can't block, yeah.

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But like this one, yeah, I feel that. I, you know, I mean, I think in, in Lans PERSON decks, there's definitely room for this guy, right? So you can, you can give it a try and see.

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Yeah.

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It's kind of like the opposite of the maze, right? Instead of like, we're going to remove that card from combat coming at me, I'm going to remove that creature

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from combat so I can come through. Let's say you had this down and all I've got is Gliss of the Trader.

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Yeah.

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That's not good for Andy PERSON. Yeah. And you come at me with the Ricksmithies. Fuck.

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Or my stupid windy snake that grabbed my cantile.

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That's right. I don't know.

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Okay, okay. Tarnation Vista PRODUCT. Tarnation Vista PRODUCT enters the battlefield tapped. As it enters, choose a color. Add one mana of the chosen color. Or you can pay one tap for each color among monocolored permanence you control.Add one mana of that color. Does that sound familiar to you?

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I do believe I recognize

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that. Yeah. A little bit of a mutation on the nyctos shrine ten nix.

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Pretty into that.

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For each color among monocolored

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permanence you control add one mana

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of that color. We often just

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use monolored permanence outside of like your

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command. Yeah, you do not use

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multicolored spells as much as you think.

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Right, we only had two reviews for them.

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Yeah.

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So people don't use them.

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They hate them.

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Is there any others or is that it?

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That's the end. That's the end, dude. That's the fucking EP right there. By the way, Paul Olkenfold PERSON has produced an album. There was one in 2022 called Shine On two years ago. And then when they came out this year, it was Concentrate Mia Dolly remix, but it's like two songs.How much drugs do you think people like, like those DJ type people do in their lifetime?

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I would bet that DJs consume less drugs than any other musician. Do you think so? Like, do you think rock stars are just like, they're just doing piles

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of Coke PRODUCT and like, DJs

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are like, yeah, I don't know. I just want

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to stand up here and look cool. I just don't get the sense that you know, right?

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They probably don't. Cascades Mormon NORP. How many

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drugs is he really doing?

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Or he's from Utah GPE at least.

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I just assume he's Mormon NORP.

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Yeah. People at their shows

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are very often

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very yeah

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that was like Tiff PERSON's

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whole thing

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like she did like a lot of raving

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you don't even listen to this type of music

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because it's unlistable

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yeah but if you're high

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but if you're high yeah you just want to get high on E and be pet like a cat oh dear God okay we're at the bottom now But if you're high, yeah, you just want to get high on E and be pet like a cat.

Speaker 36568.46s - 6570.24s

Oh dear God. Okay, we're at the bottom now.

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Yeah, we've gotten through all the coverage of... What do you think?

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I really liked, and I share the sentiment of what one of the reviewers said earlier in this review

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episode.

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I'm not entirely in love with the aesthetic of this set, but I actually think they nailed some of the design here. I'm in love with the spree cards. Flexibility.

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We say we like it. We'll see if we mean it. Yeah. Plot is a little heady for my taste to see

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too often used, but I do think it's in some interesting design.

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I think, yeah, I think what's really valuable about it is the turn you're ready to use the damn thing.

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Yeah.

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You don't have to pay mana to do it. That I think is, it was called out where, yeah, people can see it from a mile away.

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Like that reprocess card. If I have that reprocess card just floating around and I've got a bunch of one-ones just sitting there with my athrios list and, you know, I don't have to pay mana.

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As soon as my term begins at sorcery, once I'm able, I can just drop them all, draw that many

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cards, point that many triggers at you.

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I do think it's pretty cool.

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I think it's pretty cool design. Like I said, I just, I don't want to see too much design that's that heady. I'm okay with that from time to time. I do think they did. They nailed a pretty cool spot with that. I don't...The, um, crime... Commit a crime thing

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yeah eh yeah

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it's I guess it's interesting it seems to have some utility some niche utility like I could take or leave that that effectand then saddle is a little too niche I think for to see too much commander play with that but might come in handy a little bit.Am I missing any new mechanics that came with this?

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Yeah, I don't see saddle going that far unless it's something yoked like the Gittrog PRODUCT. Yeah.

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Vehicles, it's not directly a vehicle.

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It's a creature on its own and it just gets like this bonus.

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Sure.

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Vehicles are really hard in commander because you're unblocked.

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Like you have no way to protect yourself. I think a really good commander would be creatures you control don't tap to crew vehicles.

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That would be pretty dope. And then you'd need something else that's more modern, right? Like you need some modern broke-ass ability to hang in Commander. But, yeah.

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Like, what happens is you just tap everything the fuck out to get one thing to go out. It's like a, it's a weird card problem.

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The saddle, it's like, at least it can block and be part of existing without being saddle. And all you're really doingthe extra tapping for is kind of like a weird convoke. You're convoking it to do the thing that gives the boost. If I'm saddled, I'll do this more. That's really how that looks. Yeah. Yeah. The one I missed was Outlaws PRODUCT. I actually do like the concept

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behind Outlaws PRODUCT where you're not. They're batching everybody. Yeah, you're not so constrained by a single

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type that you can, like you said, batch like some groups together, which I think adds some breadth that sometimes typal decks struggle with, like some need for some depth.

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I don't know.

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Overall, I'm choosing to ignore some of my disdain for the aesthetic existing and magic cards

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for the fact that I do think this is actually a pretty well-executed set personally. Yeah.

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Aesthetically, I'm actually good with this set.

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They threw a cowboy hat at a lot of their problems. Let's be real.

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But I think there's some really cool looking stuff.

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Yeah,

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I mean, like the cactus type implementation is interesting. The landscapes do look interesting. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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But I just think the way they finally pulled off

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like a Western magicy looking thing. It feels like Kaladesh GPE.

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It feels like I'm nearby,

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Exelon and Kaladesh GPE. It feels like, those, they could all be happening

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simultaneously on the same planet and I believe it. That makes up the street. I think they did okay.

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I'm actually really not into the batching of... Oh, you're not into it. I don't... I get why they do it, but I don't... It just has a lot of weird design out there that's already supporting assassins.I mean, we're going to get a ton of that from this Assassin's Creed PRODUCT thing. That's true. Some of weird design out there that's already supporting assassins. I mean, we're going to get a ton of that from this Assassin's Creed PRODUCT thing.

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That's true.

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Some of these types don't really need a lot of extra bolstering. Yeah, like rogues, I don't think needed to be batched. No. Warlocks, because we now do warlocks instead of witches, I guess so needs a batch. Yeah.

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Are they going to do it again?

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Are they going to do shamans NORP, wizards, and druids? Are they going to do it again are they going to do shamans wizards are they going to get just yeah

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get batched underneath

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the same bubble

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that's a good question

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needed but they could

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yeah

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yeah they just call them

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mages that's what they are I don't know what you'd call them spellcasters I don't know what you call them huh yeahthey could just call it

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medicine man. Medicine. Wise man. Wise person.

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Wise person.

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Wise person.

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This is wise guy.

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Do you have any other thoughts on the set as we wrap this up, man?

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I'm good to get away from it now.

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All right.

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You've got to just keep going with the reviews. Yeah. Everybody else is probably moving past it. So what's next? I've got a little mana episode coming up next, just kind of getting into talking about how are you building your mana base? How do you assess your mana base a little bit? And playing around with some examples just to see it's important. It's, it's, I'm excited for this

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episode. Yeah. Do you care? Do you care? Andy PERSON?

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Do you care? So, Go and so on the other than the I'm going to You know,