Episode 39 - G'Day!

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Sorry I'm late. Austin PERSON was giving me some admin stuff that he really should have given me ahead of time, but now we all have to wait till he's done.

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Hi, I'm Austin, and this is late starters. Now, everybody, we had a good quarter last year.

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Sell, sell, sell.

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I think if you guys did some more cute stuff with your Pokemon, we would really go a long way.

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So up the bows and the candies and the caffeine, okay?

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Alex PERSON. Do you have a graph?

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Oh, shit, I left it in my other sweater.

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Well, don't sweat it. I'll let you all down.

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I own 51% of this company.

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I have a graph. I'll show you my graph real quick, okay? All right.

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Right here, as you can see,

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is where we start.

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And then as you can see,

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we travel up until we get to the recap.

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Okay.

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So we left Mount Moon LOC,

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and we had a successful gym battle there.

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And then Cameron PERSON stumbled upon an ominite fossil,

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right? And then we went to the Ammonite fossil, right?

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And then we went to the bar, which was just called the bar, which is like, I guess a really hipster thing to call a bar. And then we tried to get some drinks, and that didn't work out. And we tried to come up with some other plans, like filming a documentary and being famous and stuff. And that didn't go great. But the important part was that Victortalked to the girl from the museum. And that was super cool. Her name's Becca PERSON. And then we were going to give her the Ammonite NORP fossil.But I didn't want to just do that. Me and Callan PERSON decided

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it needed to be Victor PERSON who did did it and we came up with a

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really really like foolproof plan to get Victor to like really impress Becca PERSON and then I guess it wasn't foolproof because it didn't work I thought it was but it didn't it didn't turn out great then we took the Omidadi Fossil back and she said that she wasn't going to take it because

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it was stolen.

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And then we had to run away. And like that whole while, Callan was hanging out with an 18 PRODUCT and trying to pick up other Pokemon's that that look like pets. And then we found what's his face. And we all ran towards Future City GPE. As Jet leads you all out of Puder City GPE, lightning crashes.

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Who's this fucking guy?

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As Jet PERSON, as he's running, he says, why are we running?

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Tonight, we were supposed to leave in the morning.

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Crimes. We committed a crime. It's fine. Don't ask questions.

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Nope. Nope, we didn't. We didn't. Callan PERSON did it. It was all Callan's idea.

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I didn't commit any crimes. She found Ammonite NORP and then she told us that we should help get some points.

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Yeah, well, obviously.

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Lady friend.

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I was just trying to.

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And then I think that it's all Callin PERSON's fault.

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It is not.

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Well, that's, I mean, that's cool.

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You guys break some laws as long as you didn't hurt anybody

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I ain't gonna fuss at yet

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I think I was hurt in my heart and my soul and my mind probably

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I don't I think I can fix that

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I can just give me a little time I'll come up with a new plan and I'll I'll fix everything

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She's never gonna talk to me again. It's fine Wait wait how did it go poorly? What it this was the perfect plan? I'll fix everything. I'll I'll fix everything. I'll never gonna talk to me again. It's fine And I'll, I'll, I'll fix everything.

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She's never going to talk to me again. It's fine.

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Wait, what, how did, how did it go poorly?

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What, this was the perfect plan. How is she never going to talk to again?

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I don't understand what happened.

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But we did everything just like you said, Callen, because it was your idea. And then she said, Victor PERSON, you stole the ammonite, now you have to run.

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Yeah. Okay. So she didn, now you have to run. Yeah.

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Okay.

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So she didn't say you're under arrest?

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It might have been because I said I stole the ammonite,

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but I didn't because I said I second stole the ammonite.

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So that should be fine.

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Like when it undoes it.

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It undoes it.

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It undoes it if you steal from a thief,

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then it's, then everything's even. Yeah, obviously. No double jeopardy. Right? Wait, you guys

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stole an ammonite fossil? No. Maybe? No, we found an ominite fossil and we attempted to

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return it to the appropriate authorities and we were thwarted.

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Hey, you guys tried to do the right thing then. Sounds like.

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Exactly. We tried to do the right thing.

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Which is why I'm not going down for you, Ford PERSON. Not this time.

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Well, we better get out of here then before that right thing comes back and bites you in the ass.

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Yeah. We gotta get to Fuchs GPE the City.

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All right, I hope Steve PERSON's ready.

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Who's Steve PERSON?

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Oh, he's the pilot.

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And he, like, you guys come around a part of the Mount Moon LOC and see a cave entrance with a tent set up outside of it. I thought you were going to let me pilot it.

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Oh, uh, no, I'm not in charge of that.

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Maybe Steve PERSON will.

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Sweet.

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I hope not.

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I'm going to tell him that you promised me I could pilot it.

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Oh, I'm going to tell him that I didn't.

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Yeah, but who's he going to believe?

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He doesn't know you.

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Exactly.

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What are we piloting exactly?

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I don't know.

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Some kind of Pokemon we're going to ride.

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Oh, boy.

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Maybe I'll just go and run into the ocean.

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For how long?

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Because I've got some mysteries to solve there. Victor PERSON.

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Yeah.

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Victor PERSON.

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Yeah.

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Ten bucks says that Callin makes like seven yip-yip jokes while we're flying, whatever this thing is.

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I don't know what that means, but I'm so deep in the hole. I'll take you up on it.

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Sweet. How much money do I get if I win?

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You can't win. You're the one going to do it. Wow. It really just feels take you up on it. Sweet, how much money do I get if I win? You can't win.

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You're the one gonna do it. Wow.

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It really just feels like you're discriminating against me.

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I probably am.

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You guys get closer to where this tent is and Jet PERSON says,

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Hey, Steve PERSON, Steve, are you up? You see the tent rustle a little bit and unzip. Ah, good day there. Yeah, I'm up. Hey, it's me Jet PERSON. These are my friends.Oh, oh, nice to meet you. And he steps out. You see he's got this khaki suit on, button up. It's got two pockets on the chest. He's got some shorts that go above his knees. Shaggy blonde hair. Oh, you're a bit early, though. He's got some shorts that go above his knees. Shaggy blonde hair.

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Oh, you're a bit early, though. That's new for us.

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Yeah, uh, they have to get a move on. They got some deadlines. Well, I can see if Betsy PERSON's up for it. Yeah, I'll make it worth your wow. All right. Be right back. He turned, Jet turns to you all as Steve PERSON goes into the cave.

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Worth his while how?

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Give him some extra money. What are you thinking?

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How much money you got?

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How much?

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You don't want to know what I was thinking.

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Actually, yeah, go ahead. Tell me.

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I mean, I was definitely thinking that you were going to go in and murder him and steal all of his shit. And you were just trying to cover it up by saying you were going to make it worth his while. And again, maybe the sweet bliss of sleep forever is all he wanted, and it is worth his while. I mean, I don't know the guy.

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Callan, you've known me for like a week and a half. You think I would do that?

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I don't even know your name. Damn.

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I don't know what's going on with me. First, my girlfriend turns out to be a ninja thief and leaves me. And now my first new friend on my Pokemon journey doesn't even know my name.

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Come on, bro. That's not true at all. She just said it. No, I mean, Callan is at best your second new friend. Like, Victor PERSON is everybody's friend. Like, everybody likes Victor PERSON.

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Yeah, for real. Victor PERSON's the real prize here. I don't know why you're going on about. No, yeah, Victor PERSON's really

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cool. I'm just, I just mean, even before I met Squirtle PERSON, I met Callan PERSON. She doesn't know who I am.

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It's pretty messed up, Callan PERSON.

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Yeah. And then Callan PERSON's going to wait a minute until people, like, the heat is off, and she's going to go up to Jet PERSON, put her arm around him, just be like, I know your name. I just refuse to acknowledge it.

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Well, that actually makes me feel better. Only a friend would do that.

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That's right. Bullying is how you show affection.

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Victor leans over to Ford PERSON and goes, I don't know his name.

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I don't think she does either. Okay. She played it off nice, though.

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Yeah. Poor guy.

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Jet PERSON pulls out a thermos and pours some coffee for everybody. And then pulls out another thermos and pour some hot chocolate for the Pokemon. Except Spoons PERSON, he gets a little cup of coffee.

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No, I trade with Spoons PERSON.

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You got a small cup of coffee now and spoons PRODUCT has a big cup. And as you all drink your coffee and hot chocolate, you hear a distant thud. And then you see ripples in your coffee and hot chocolate cups. And then emerging from the shadows of the cave first you see a huge pale purple maw with dozens of teeth overlappingfrom the tops and bottoms its yellow eyes squint as it enters the moonlight it uses its wings as its front legs its back legs have these massive talons thatcould wrap your whole bodies into them and really rip organs from you. Its long, thick tail drags behind it ending in an arrowhead point. The first of the late starters that it notices as it comes out is Ford PERSON and it leans in close to you forward and it huffs the wind blowing back your jacket and then it lets out a

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shriek in your face and on the back of it you see Steve PERSON riding this massive

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aerodactyl it's bigger than a normal one if you've ever seen what but you haven't because they're rare.

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Can I have Pocodex PRODUCT that shit real quick?

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As you bring up your Pocodex PRODUCT, you see the wireframe coalesce around and then the picture of the Pokemon appears and spins. And it says,

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A savage Pokemon that died out in ancient times. It has been resurrected using DNA taken from Amber PRODUCT.

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Alan PERSON's going to take a picture of it.

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You get it just as it closes his mouth and gives another huff at Ford PERSON and his hair and his jacket are blown back.

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Ford is terrified beyond belief. He asks Callan PERSON if this is a meat-eating Pokemon, or a vegetarian Pokemon.

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Did you think it was a vegetosaurus? Look those teeth. Is it going to eat me?

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Might sneeze on you.

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Well, we've been there twice.

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Cameron PERSON, like, peeks around the back of your leg and then reaches up to your waist and presses his polka ball button, and he...

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I wish I could do that right now I don't worry she won't barcha Betsy PERSON here and he pats her back she's a lovable lug and as he like pats her on like the side of the neck she likereaches up one of her talons and like scratches and he like moves out of the way so he doesn't get

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scratched up by her she's great Victor PERSON kind of pulls genocide and he's like are you serious

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is this guy like is this for real uh yeah i already paid him okay but like is this like an under

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the table thing is he registered it like oh like... Oh, I don't know.

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Does he have an insurance policy?

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I don't know.

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He told me insurance was a scam.

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I think at this point,

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Calhens PERSON gonna like just like

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slide up next to Victor PERSON and be like,

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hey man, we got to stop thinking

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whether or not we should

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and just think, can we? No.

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And then Calen ORG's bolting for this air dagel.

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And I look at Victor PERSON. it makes it feel any better.

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If anything happens, I don't think insurance would make a difference for us. And then he goes and climbs on.

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Victor PERSON's going to pull out his phone and shoot a quick text to his grandma.

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Hey, I love you. You know it's a little bit past her bedtime right now, so she'd probably get back to you in the

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morning. And then he's going to take a deep sigh and then turn to spoons and be like, alright, if anything happens, teleport the others to safety, I guess. Okay. He'll reluctantly walk

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over to join the others. With like a whistle from Steve PERSON, the aerodactyl lowers her wing to let you guys climb up onto her back.

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And Jet PERSON follows.

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Steve PERSON will look over his back and they'll say, all right, hold on tight.

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This Pokemon has like ridges on its back, right?

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Mm-hmm.

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So Ford PERSON takes off his shirt and he ties the shirt to one of the ridges and then he ties the other

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into his wrist.

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Callan arms up like a roller coaster.

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Wait, what's the orientation which we're sitting in, which order?

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So I'm guessing Steve, Callan, Ford, Victor PERSON.

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Yeah, sure.

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And Jet PERSON?

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Jet with Posey, like each one of you has a Pokemon in between you, except Spoons who kind of nonchalantly still holds on to Victor's Hood.

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But Posey PERSON is like strapped in with you, like within the shirt, tied up and everything to.

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Chonks is on her own little seat spike in between Ford and Calin with her arms up.

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Pidgee Nussles just on like the head of the

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of the aerodactyl.

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I think that'll be fine. All right Betsy PERSON. Take us for a flight. And you, the aerodactal streaks and you see it starts to move forward slowlyand then faster and faster. And it's almost running on all four legs until it spreads its wings and leaps up off of its hind legs into the air. And then with like a massive flap, you all hear it almost crack like thunder underneath youas it climbs into the sky. Lightning crashes on Mount Moon LOC as you guys fly away. Fly away from the setting sun. You guys fly through the night. The wind rustling through all your hairs. It's surprisingly not like bad.Like there's not a lot of turbulence. The aeradacto seems to know what she's doing. And you don't even wrestle too far from side to side. You guys don't fall out of your seats as you're fine. Anything on the flight that you

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want to do? Like other than stand up? You want stand up?

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Fuck yeah, I do. All right. Roamy athletics or acrobatics. Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure.

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Let me just roll that real quick. Suck it. Got them. You want to tell them what you did?

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The student has become the teacher.

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Callet has something which has been used before on this very show called Mounted Prowse ORG.

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So she automatically succeeds at acrobatics and athletic checks made to mount a Pokemon.

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And I have a plus three bonus to remain mounted.

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This is just like an episode of Heartland WORK_OF_ART that I watch.

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Yes, it is.

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You guys watch as Callan PERSON.

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Take it away.

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Oh, as Callan PERSON straight up puts feet down on the back of this aerodactyl, you know,

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balance yourself, and then just slowly kind of pushes up, stands up, arms out,

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just kind of enjoying the flight, hanging out, standing up, moving along with this aerodactyl.

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Victor PERSON's shaking his head.

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Callan PERSON's cackling.

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I'm sitting in a chair recording a podcast, and I am uncomfortable by this.

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Oh, no.

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Come on, Ford PERSON.

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Try it.

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Come on.

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Ford PERSON's knuckles have turned completely white as he is holding onto whatever is available for him to hold on to.

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And Callan PERSON, you notice, like, the back of your pant or the back of, like, your boot straps are, like, being held.

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Like, Jets got one hand on your boot and one hand, like, on one of the spikes on the aerodactyl.

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Ah, come on, Jet PERSON.

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Have more faith in me than that.

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Just in case. No, just in case needed. Or it's like, we don't all have mounted prowess me than that. It's just in case. No, just in case needed.

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Or it's like, we don't all have mounted prowess and automatically succeed on checks made to a mount. Wait, made to mount a boat. I don't know. I'm trying to read it. I can't read it. I'm too uncomfortable by this whole situation.

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I think once Callan PERSON gets a little bit, she'll probably do this for a little bit, but then once the novelty of it wears off, she's just going to place both of her hands on the back of this aerodactyl, and then, like,hop out to a sit and just gently kind of land on the back of this thing.

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You see, like, chunk looks over his shoulder. She puts like a fist up.

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Fispomp.

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Yeah, and you guys soar over Viridian Forest over Viridian City GPE. You see the Vambraeis State GPE in the maze. You keep moving. You see Palet City GPE. You see, actually, back further,you saw the lake that you fought with Harley, with Cliff PERSON at, and you keep soaring until you hit an ocean. And you soar over the ocean for about an hour. It's now pitch black dark night, early morning. And as you guys fly, eventually you see the lights of a city come into view. The city has clumps of buildings within open plains and forests that are scattered all throughoutthis kind of area that people are living. From where you are, you can see the Pokemon Mart where the Pokemon Center FAC are. They sit in between what looks like a residential district and one of the town's entrances. There's also a vast amount of landwith forests and lakes that are all kind of walled off with a roof on it with six massive domes that cover it.There's an entrance building sitting in front of it that has a big marquee that reads Safari Zone FAC. And you guys kind of circle above the city as Steve looks back and he says, all right, we're at Fuchsia City GPE. I'm taking it down now. Roll perception checks.

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I thought you were going to tell us to jump off.

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It took you about two hours to get here. Callen PERSON, as you say, I thought you were going to tell us to jump off. He says, oh, if you wanted to do that, we would have had to prepare ahead of time. Next time, though.

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Sweet, next time. That's okay.

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I think Victor's been, like, holding on to Ford PERSON for most of the trip.

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Victor has to unhook his hands from Ford PERSON's shoulder.

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As you guys descend, he says, I'm going to take you in near the Savari PERSON zone.

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It's a place where they won't mind too much of a rare Pokemon touches down.

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That's definitely illegal.

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Oh, yeah.

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I'm going to go hide right after I drop you off.

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Wait for you to be ready to go. Ford PERSON, as you all descend, you see that there is like a house that's connected to the safari zone, kind of off of the entrance a little bit, and you see Karai PERSON creeping around that building. Ninja. And Jet follows like where you're looking as you say that. Ford PERSON, you found her already. I know that ninja anywhere. Yeah, take us down, Steve PERSON.And he, like, takes you a little bit ways away. I'll say, like, in this darkness of night, it doesn't look like anybody has spotted you all. But eventually he lands in, like, this patch of woods near the safari zone. I'll wait here for you. You always need anything else from me?

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No. Are we going to get your need anything else from me? No.

Speaker 81268.14s - 1268.7s

Are we going to get your ninja ex-girlfriend?

Speaker 61271.64s - 1277.48s

Uh, I thought you guys wanted to stop her. Yeah. Is that what we're doing first? Well, we know where she is. All right.

Speaker 51279.62s - 1281.78s

Yeah, where's that Dragon Air PRODUCT that she mentioned? Okay, let's go.

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As Cal PERSONlan jumps down off of Betsy, Cal is going to be like, bye, Bazzi PERSON, I love you, thank you, and then scratch her off after everybody else.

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She shakes her head as you scratch it, and then like kind of nozzles down. As you guys run, Jed will say, she said that she was going to go to the house of the guy that had the Dragonair PRODUCT. She said he was mistreating it. So, I don't know. That's what she told me. Then she also has a list with it on there, though, so.Right.

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That list had ammonite on it too, right? Yep. She had it crossed out. Because she already has an ammonite.

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What that?

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I would assume. Uh-uh. I don't know why else you'd cross it off your list unless you already had it.

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Maybe it was like, I can't get it, so I'm going to cross it off, like, no.

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Or maybe she'd cross it off, but then lost it. Maybe.

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But she needs a Dragon Air PRODUCT, right? Right. Let's go. Stop her. And then probably free the mistreated Dragonair PRODUCT. Because that's probably important, too.

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I'm going to hug it.

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Yeah, yeah. I don't want to leave it, like, in a bad spot. Like, she's... Just because I agree with her this one time doesn't mean she should be allowed to just run free.

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Yeah, one good deed doesn't erase everything she's already done.

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Yeah, unless it's theft. We establish that, that if I steal from somebody who stole

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and it's where, yeah, double jeopardy. Yeah. You guys get to the house that Ford PERSON had kind of spotted

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her at that's out that's near the safari zone. Uh, and yeah, she still looks like she's kind of creeping around at the windows and kind of looking in.

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And she doesn't seem to have seen any of you yet.

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Okay, how are we doing this? I really just want to rush in and go try to tackle her.

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Will you guys hate me?

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That seems the most likely story beat is that me and Victor PERSON are just talking about what to do. And Cal just like, Leroy Jenkins PERSON. Yeah.

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That's absolutely what I want to do is just didn't even break running, just goes after, goes to tackle her.

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I love that.

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So, yeah, that's it.

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Victor PERSON asked that question.

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It's like, hmm, I don't know. I think that, oh shit.

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She's gone. Callan. Callan PERSON, as you run up, you have to make an opposed athletics check to tackle. You smack into her. She didn't even see you, and she goes sprawling on the ground with you on top of her. You just hear, ugh, as she hits.Awesome.

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Then I'm just keeping her pinned down to the ground.

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She, like, looks so surprised that she like turns over and like kind of looks up at you as you got her pin down. You.

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What are you doing here? You're gonna ruin everything. Like what?

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She like looks up and you see uh actually give me a stealth. No, there is no stealth row. You

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just tackled the shit out of her.

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Yeah.

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Victor PERSON. Yeah. Pull off her mask and find out who she really is. Is she wearing a mask?

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She's not.

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He just kind of shrugs at you like, what?

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If she's wearing a mask, it's a really, really good one. Ford runs over to the window and starts peeking in where she was peeking in just a second ago.

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Yeah, the dude opens a window up as you run up and he like looks at you first and then like

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looks over and sees like all of you. He notices Karai PERSON and like furrows his brow and hurries and

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slams the window. She says, no, he's going to get away. Get off me. And she's going to try to

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roll to get you off of her.

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No.

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Ford PERSON is going to run around to the other end of the building. You keep her pinned down, Cowan PERSON.

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Chill out, dude. We'll figure out what's going on.

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You don't understand.

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Okay, tell me.

Speaker 81518.06s - 1521.54s

We'll stop him and then I'll tell you. He has my Dragon Air PRODUCT.

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Your Dragon Air PRODUCT.

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What? She seems like she's on the up and up. Like she seems like generally panicked right now that she can't get up and get to that Dragon Air PRODUCT. And you think it was kind of a slip up that she said my Dragon Air.

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Wait, so that's your Pokemon. Yeah.

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Ford PERSON. This dude has to be loaded. He's got a hot tub and a trampoline. Like this guy is living the life.

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You get to the front and you see above the front door, Ford PERSON, it says,

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Happy Home of the Bapoa PERSON family.

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Rocky! As you get to the front door, the door opens and you see this man about your age. Short black hair. He seems to be wearing just like a jogging suit right now. But he comes to the door and stops when he sees you.

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Victor, can you pull out your, your, can you pull out Leaf PERSON and just, you know, yeah.

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Get her hands. Good call.

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And let Leap out.

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And out comes Leaf PERSON.

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Leaf PERSON, you mind tying this girl up?

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Not calling the other one. Three.

Speaker 41604.3s - 1605.3s

Thanks for the clarifying.

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Yeah, so Leif comes out and she starts wrapping up a Karai PERSON string shots her and how ties her up. This man is face to face with you. Ford PERSON, he's just stepped out on the porch and he's just looking at you. Can I help you? Yes.

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Wait, hold on. Yes. You can help me. I am with the Jodo Special Pokemon Division ORG, and we're looking into a ring of Pokemon thefts, and we think you might be targeted, sir. I'm talking about the girl outside.Yes. We think she's operating in a ring all around the Kanto LOC area currently.

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Yeah, I've actually seen her around here lately. I do believe she's stealing Pokemon. You can go ahead and take her away.

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Do you mind coming over and identifying her for me, sir?

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I saw her outside the window.

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No, I know. It's, yeah, it's kind of policy that we go do this formally. Yeah, sure. I hate to be a bother, sir. Oh, no bother. He smiles, follows you. That was it. That was Ford PERSON's plan. He now has no idea where to go from here.

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You all see Ford PERSON and this man come back around the side of the building and rejoin you. What do you guys doing?

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These are my partners, Caller and Victor PERSON.

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Calder, Victor PERSON.

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Ford PERSON.

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Wait, you're Victor PERSON.

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It's fine.

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It's fine.

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Is this the person who has been harassing you?

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Yes, that's our.

Speaker 61704.98s - 1713.64s

Fuck you, scumbag. Whoa, yes, that's her. Fuck you, scumbag. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody calm down here. That's her, if you guys want to take her.

Speaker 81713.94s - 1720.14s

Would you mind writing a statement for me very quickly, sir, while I confer with my cohorts?

Speaker 61720.76s - 1723.28s

Uh, sure, let me run inside and...

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Okay.

Speaker 61723.88s - 1728.82s

Get my jacket. Yep, that'll be fine, sir. We'll wait right here for you to come back.

Speaker 51729.3s - 1733.56s

Spons, follow him. Yeah, do that. Be careful, though.

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He, uh, walks off and goes back to the porch and goes inside, and you see Spoons PERSON, nod. No, don't let him get away.

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Once he's out of earshot, I'll be like, I don't know what to do with this guy. I just, I think I have impersonated an officer. Like, I think I am in real trouble this time. Karai PERSON, you need to tell us what's going on.

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Listen, he's gonna, he's gonna get away. He's, he's faster than me. He's not, he doesn't even live here. This is in his house. It's my grandpa's. What?

Speaker 51761.62s - 1763.7s

Wait, you're, you're a Balboa PERSON?

Speaker 81765.3s - 1770.5s

Yes. Listen, there's, you're, you're a Balboa PERSON? Yes. Listen, there's, trust me, he is bad news.

Speaker 41771s - 1776.12s

What, uh, what, what have you given us to go on to trust you, honestly?

Speaker 61776.8s - 1783.92s

You're just making a big mistake right now. In all fairness, Galen PERSON, it doesn't take much to get you to tackle people.

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I mean, yeah, but still.

Speaker 61788.22s - 1790.72s

He has my Dragon Air PRODUCT. Should we stop him?

Speaker 41791.2s - 1795.1s

We have an opportunity to. So we should definitely try to see that Dragon Air PRODUCT, though.

Speaker 61795.36s - 1802.08s

And then we should put them on each side and see who the Dragon Air PRODUCT goes to. Okay, okay. I got it. I got it. And I run back around the corner.

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You see the door has been left open, and you see him running, like you watch through the front door, and can see all the way to the back door, and he's running out.

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Okay, I run after him.

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You take off and break into this house, or not break in, you break into a run, go get halfway through this house, and you're almost catching up to him, but he is fast.

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But you see, as you enter the house floating right beside you as you get next to this couch as spoons,

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who notices what's going on and flies up or floats up to you, grabs you and

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set you down right in front of him as he collides into you. That's how it stops. You get right there and he hits you and you guys both are like getting back up at this point.

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Callan's going to be trying to run over to help Ford at this point. And if Victor PERSON will allow this, maybe scoop up leaf on the way.

Speaker 51855.68s - 1863.4s

Sure. I was going to borrow a leaf. I'll be right back. I swear. I'll take care of him. Don't worry. Yeah. Yeah. What do I do? Uh, Jet PERSON looks at you.

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You go. I'll stay here with her.

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Hmm. I don't know if I trust you with her.

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I'll see what she has to say. I won't let her go.

Speaker 51874.88s - 1877.7s

Uh, Victor's going to let, um, Zig Zagoon PERSON out.

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Okay. All right. Zig Zagoon PERSON, watch them.

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Zik PERSON, anything fishy, come get me.

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And then he'll run off after Callan PERSON.

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You guys will put you in the middle of the living room.

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I'll say Pidgey PERSON is here as far as, like, where she is on the map, but she's outside above the house.

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Or he is.

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Sorry.

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Sorry, Pidge PERSON.

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As long as he's not occupying the same square as another creature. That's all I care about.

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Hey, never. I will say as him and Ford PERSON are starting to stand up, he looks back and sees you all in the house. And he'll say, all right, guess we do this the hard way. He pulls a polka ball and throws it up in the air and it explodes. And a frog-likePokemon with its tone wrapped around its neck and face drops down to the ground and throws one arm behind its back in a Superman PERSON or in a superhero pose as a Greninja

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emerges. So Spoons does have a very impressive, but this Greninja PRODUCT has a better one.

Speaker 81948.94s - 1955.16s

That's fair. And as the Greninja PRODUCT pops out and you guys are kind of surrounding this guy, he'll say,

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I was hoping to make a clean break. Now it looks like I'll have to break some things.

Speaker 81961.24s - 1968.16s

Break some things! Greninja PRODUCT, get this one out out of my way the greninja turns and looks at

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ford PRODUCT and as it turns around you see its tongue just whip towards you and's going to try to lick you

Speaker 81977.12s - 1988.02s

gross uh that's 26 minus your defense and damage uh and you, but you're not paralyzed. Oh, yay. Spoons PERSON.

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I think Spoons is gonna teleport Ford out of the way of the Greninja PRODUCT. Can't jump, he dumb him on the trampoline? Yeah.

Speaker 61999.4s - 2001.5s

All my dreams just came true.

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Four, you fall down onto the trampoline and bounce back up, fall down again, bounce back up a little bit lower, bottom keeps going.

Speaker 52011.64s - 2015.42s

I guess I'll have them go back, teleport back, so we can fight the Greninja PRODUCT next turn.

Speaker 82016.48s - 2016.84s

All right.

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Next up is this man who will take off Chonks PERSON.

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I feel like Catalan will just be like Chonks PERSON breaks fucking legs off. And if you'll let me, I'm just going to off Chonks. I feel like Calum will just be like Chonks breaks fucking legs off.

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And if you'll let me, I'm just going to have Chonks PERSON try to use rollout and chase this fucker down.

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Yeah, she can, so she does have to catch up to him first.

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So she could double move to 60.

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She could get to the Greninja PRODUCT.

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Can she try to roll through the Groninja FAC? I mean, next turn, but.

Speaker 82044.12s - 2046.24s

Yeah. She's on the way. Perfect.

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Occupine the same square, suck it.

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They can't.

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Try me.

Speaker 82051.28s - 2052.48s

Fix it.

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Uh, Cowan PERSON.

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Ford PERSON, you should, you should go.

Speaker 42057.68s - 2058.48s

What?

Speaker 72058.48s - 2059.52s

Ford PERSON, get him!

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Ford PERSON takes off his shirt.

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It's off.

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And then starts running with it.

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This guy is within your speed range to catch and you can try to tackle him.

Speaker 42073.2s - 2077.58s

Maybe you jump off the trampoline into the air and sort.

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Roll an athletics check.

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Does he get bonus movement from the sick jump off the trampoline?

Speaker 62083.6s - 2085.3s

Yeah, I'll give you an extra die,

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an extra D6 PRODUCT. That's it called a trampoline die. You collide with him and you all both sprawl on

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the ground. He's underneath you. And I've got my shirt over his face.

Speaker 82096s - 2104.76s

Yes. What? Who off me? Zigsigoon. She's staring as these two are talking. But why did you

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leave?

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You didn't tell me anything.

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You just up and went.

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I had to save my Dragon Air PRODUCT.

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I could have helped you.

Speaker 82111.56s - 2115.36s

Well, I didn't have time to wait, and I couldn't tell you everything.

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Well, now you're in deep because you tried to steal my friend's Abra PERSON.

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What?

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That was your friend's Abra PERSON?

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Pichu PERSON.

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Pechew PERSON's with me!

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I feel like Pichu PERSON is an agent of chaos that acts of their own volition. And I think that she would, she's gonna just go up to this Green Ninja and just fucking go for it.

Speaker 82138.16s - 2143.6s

Like, why not? Everybody else is funny to saying, why not just use a little bit of electricity and just like...

Speaker 42143.6s - 2149.54s

Uh, yeah, that Thunder shock shoots out and the Greninja PRODUCT too fast jumps over it.

Speaker 82150.04s - 2156.38s

Uh, it, it, it shoots past spoons as he like looks to the side. I like, anything else?

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I just feel like Callum would be like, Pidu PERSON, what are you doing? Cheeo! Pidgee decided to take a dive attack right at Green Ninja FAC and dive down and is airborne as a result of fly.

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And fly doesn't do water, doesn't do extra. No.

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Next step is Victor PERSON.

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I'm going to scoop up Leaf and Dash.

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I think it's like right in front of the Pechoo PERSON.

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Yeah. And now it's Leaf PERSON's turn. Cool.

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I guess she's going gonna hustle her way over to Ford PERSON and the, the man. Ready to tie him up in the future. Posey PERSON.

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All right. How far can we move here? Be right below Pidgee PRODUCT. And then she will scratch.

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There's a lot of flanking going on. Yeah.

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Yes.

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So she gets a plus two to all attack rolls, right?

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She does get a plus two to attack rolls because in this game,

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flanking does not have to go through the whole target.

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You can be side by side as long as you're both adjacent.

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We're in a fucking salt circle around this thing.

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Yeah, you all are fucking him up.

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He'll kind of use one of his feet to kind of kick Posey PERSON scratch away. He looks over his shoulder and sees Ford PERSON on top of his trainer. And you all see him start to do these motions with his hand and he has like a string of water as he spreads his hands and then he pushes it back and they turn into a shirkin and this water shirkin flies and you see it curve around spoons and then kind of curve like it's going to hit leaf andthen curve around the other side of leaf and smack into Ford PERSON ford this is going to be bad if he hits just saying I got a going to hit Leaf and then curve around the other side of Leaf and smack into Ford. Ford PERSON, this is going to be bad if he hits. Just saying, I got a 9 to hit. This has 5 strike and he's a water type. Oh, God.

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Well, no, I do. I don't have a weakness to water, so it does have damage.

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You don't have a weakness to water, but because it's water and he's a water type, it gets extra damage.

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That doesn't make any sense.

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I don't like your logic here.

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Oh, fuck.

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Ford PERSON's dead.

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Oh, my God. He's being real, homie.

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Oh, Ford PERSON, no.

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My dead carcass on top of this guy still.

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That's in the chat.

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You want to know what's worse?

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I have to go to Aaron to look and see exactly how fast.

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Just make it 128 points and call it a day.

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Oh, no.

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42 minus your defense.

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Oh, that's not bad.

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I'm still up.

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Ford PERSON is sturdy as fuck.

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Yeah, Ford PERSON Hardy Boy.

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Ford PERSON is built like a brick shit house.

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Ford takes off that shirt and it's just Adam Driver in Star Wars WORK_OF_ART.

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Just built straight.

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Just a beefcake.

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Just a beefcake.

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Spoons.

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Spoons is gonna drop tackle the Greninja PRODUCT.

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The drop tackle hits it. And it seems to just shake its head and like look around and get back to the action.

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Uh, next up is the man that has been tackled by Ford PERSON.

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He's going to try to get away.

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Ford PERSON, if you want to roll me another athletics check.

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Can I help him with that?

Speaker 62366.06s - 2370.72s

Uh, yeah. You just have to see him. I just know it's a thing i can do so i just like to yell it before you

Speaker 42370.72s - 2376.22s

can say anything else because whoever's loudest is the winner the wins so far calvin is undefeated

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by the way by that logic undefeated yeah so you can rerow it with her bonus go for the knees

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he's weak in the knees.

Speaker 32385.92s - 2386.3s

Really?

Speaker 52386.4s - 2387.06s

Cobra Kai PERSON?

Speaker 32387.5s - 2387.94s

Yep.

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I've never seen that, so I don't know.

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What do you shout to him, Callan PERSON?

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He's weak in the knees.

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Go for the kneecaps.

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He pushes you off and starts to get up and you grab at his knees forward.

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Yeah.

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Chop him back down.

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Turns out he's ticklish there.

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He starts giggling.

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Chonks.

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Chonks is going to continue with that rollout at the Greninja PRODUCT.

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Hell yeah.

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Chonks PERSON rolls into it and hits it and bounces back and it looks at her.

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It rubs its knee where she hit it, but it doesn't do too much.

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All right.

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Next up, Callan PERSON. Hell yeah. Fuck it. I'm

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right here. I was going to try to rock smash this fucker. Hell yeah. So 19 damage?

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Mm-hmm. Zig-Zooon. Look, I'll try to talk to him, I guess, but you have got to stop being so

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secretive with everything.

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Hopefully they catch this guy.

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I know you're right.

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There's reasons I can't tell everything.

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But you've got to be able to trust your friends, and especially me if you want this

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to continue, uh, Ford PERSON.

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Um, I'm going to continue to hold the... Uh, can I throw another Pokemon out?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm gonna throw Aaron out.

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Mankay!

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He doesn't look around, he just comes out ready for action.

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I'll have him go before the human.

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Anything else for it?

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Uh, no, that's it. Just yell at him to be like, attack the... GER ninja! Mankay!

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He looks like he's been wanting to fight something that knows how to fight so he's ready stretching Pichu

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again I gotta imagine Pichu PERSON just learning what the world is about is just watching every being they've ever knownfight this thing Pichu PERSON's gonna try to get in there again

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seven oh hit I'm picturing like a cartoon like smoke thing with just like different Pokemon limbs like sticking out of it, beating up this Greninja. There's like six fucking Pokemon just wailing on this thing. Pidge PERSON.

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Oh, you know what Pidge PERSON is going to do. Pidge PERSON is going to circle around and dive bob this thing again. It works so well.

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I will say if Pidgey PERSON's going to do the dive bomb again to get the X-ray, he'll take an attack of opportunity as he flies away to get more.

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That's your prerogative.

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A negative one? Does that hit Pidge PERSON?

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For the first time ever.

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For the first time in forever. Go on. It don't hit. It don first time in forever. Go on.

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It don't hit.

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It don't hit.

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It don't hit.

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Does a 16 hit?

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Yeah.

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Austin PERSON.

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It's real good.

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The Greninja backs up a little bit at that. And then like looks around at all the Pokemon's surround in it. Victor PERSON.

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I am going... I think when Victor saw the Greninja, like, throw the Shuriken at Ford PERSON, he's just, like... It's just like, Ford PERSON! And he's going to dash over and try and help him. All right.

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Oh, okay.

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Leif PERSON is going to try and string shot Mr. Badman PERSON and tie him up. Mr. Batman PERSON. AC4 PRODUCT, Crits on 20.Nice. Blaze it.

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So his... It's Bracian PRODUCT.

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It's such a low-hanging spirit Don't give me It's okay

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There's no inspiration in this game Sweet

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Yeah his speed is lowered

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His speed is down one She starts to wrap up his legs But it's hard to get like a good shot on him while Ford PERSON's holding him. Posey PERSON.

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Posey PERSON is going to struggle, much like...

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Aren't we all?

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Yeah.

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Posey PERSON's struggle attack gets thwarted as she jumps into this smoke and just rolls back out the other side.

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Smoke of the fighting Pokemon, you know, yeah.

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All right.

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Next up is the Greninja

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who's just being hit by this

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bolt of electricity will look at Pichu realize that it's the threat here right now and use water pulse.

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Don't you fuck with my Pikachu.

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I'm fucking with it.

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Don't you fuck with my Pichu right now.

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No, she better don't.

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You better fucking don't.

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Do it too hit?

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It can be at special or at speed.

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So it does hit.

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She's just a baby, Austin PERSON. Yeah, and you just took her down to zero. Fuck is wrong with you.

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You got to see this jet just of water hit Pichu and she tumbles end over end as the water starts to dry, and she's left in a puddle with swirls around her eyes.

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Does Pichu PERSON have a Pekyball? Did we ever establish that you can recall Pichu?

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I don't, Pichu PERSON just hatched. Pichu has never been in Pekaw GPE.

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Okay.

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As a swift action, you see this Greninja reach into its tongue scarf,

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pull out this yellow berry,

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and pop it into its mouth,

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regain some hit points,

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and then leap up into the air, so chunks, posy, spoons, Pidgey, Callan, and that's it, it can take struggle attacks. Oh, fuck yeah.

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I'm so fucking lootly.

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Should have gotten a bobbosaur out here.

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Pidgey too? Uh,

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Pidgey, yes, at the moment. Okay. Because we made her fly up at the beginning of his last turn, so we would be down here in his face right now. Do you all tell me how you knock this Greninja PRODUCT out as it tries to hop away?

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I mean, I think it looks like that scene in Dungeons and Dragons when they're all doing the turn order attacks, like, towards the end.

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Or it's just like one of them does their attack and it knocks the thing into the other one doing their attack.

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Yeah.

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I love that.

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Anything anybody wants to add to that?

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Yeah.

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Callan's in a fucking rage for knocking out her Pichu, and I imagine Pidgee PRODUCT is too.

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Mm-hmm.

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And just for everybody listening at home, Alex is in a rage at Austin PERSON for knocking out her Pichu.

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Yeah, I am.

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This is not left to just the game anymore. This is personal. I'm good. I'm okay. Oh, wait, okay. It's personal one way.Austin PERSON's still fine. It's a one-way personal battle. He I'm good. I'm okay. Oh, wait, okay. It's personal one way. Austin's still fine. It's a one-way personal battle.

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He's only good for the amount of time he has before I am near him for the thunder.

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As Pidgey rages, seeing the Pitchu PRODUCT down, he just pecks a bunch of times into this

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grinch's head.

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As everybody else is jumping in and attacking two chomps roll and bumping into it. just pecks a bunch of times into this greninjas PERSON head.

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As everybody else is jumping in and attacking two chomps rolling, bumping into it, um, Calin taking rocks and smashing it on its head. Spoons popping all around. Everybody's just getting revenge for Pechoo PERSON as this,as this happens. Posey PERSON bites him, uh, and he falls to the ground. Ford PERSON, you see this guy as you all are struggling. Victor PERSON, you see it too. He's reaching for a polka ball.When he threw the Greninja PRODUCT out, it was from a metallic gray polka ball with an LED screen on it. Victor PERSON looks very familiar. But he is reaching for a polka ball that is not that now on his waistboard. What do you do? Slap it out of his hand. No roll needed. You slapit and it rolls across the ground and he looks up at you and just like grimaces and reaches and presses some button that's on his belt as well. And you see it blink like threetimes green. Oh shit. It's the predator thing. Everybody get inside. He's about to blow. As Ford says that, you all see it first. Just a wisp of what looks like dark gray smokeshoots through the battlefield. Victor PERSON, you feel a cut like along your chest as it passes you. And like you see your shirt and your jacket kind of rip open and blood on your chest. Go ahead and take six damage.

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I thought you're going to say my organs. So thanks. And as this figure

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stops on the other side you see it just on the other side of Victor it swings another wisp of smoke towards Ford PERSON but passes him up and hits the string shot that's been aroundthat has trapped this man this man's legs he cuts the string you see more of these smoky wispy figures drop down and start to swing at the rest of you. And they're moving so fast you just feel the cuts in you all. Your Pokemon too, everybody takes six damage.This causes you to lose your grip forward. And this man crawls away and starts to stand up as you stand up to go to grab him again another smoky wisp hits you and you take another six okay I'm out you all see this drop ford as this man starts to run away Pitch PERSON's down fords down and you all are taking damage as he starts to run he recalls his grenade. But these smoky wisps are still here. And as they like stand still and kind of watch over the battlefield a littlebit, you all can see what they look like. Looks like a sither, shadowy sither. These things kind of encircle you all and dare you to move just by the way that they're standing as this man runs off jumping over a fence running out into some woods after a few moments of this intense standoff with these sithers they just explode into smoke and disappear did Did he ever pick up the polka ball

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that Ford PERSON knocked out of his hand?

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He didn't.

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Sweet. You guys can catch more me at CZ Drop on Twitter and Twitch ORG.

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Catch more me at CZ Drop ORG on Twitter.

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And Twitch.tv ORG. Size CizDrop every other Sunday. We do Dungeons and Dracom Beans. Every other Friday. A new episode of the late starter comes out. Okay, bye.

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I'm Tim, and you can find me at horsegirls.club ORG, because I do a podcast called Horsegirls. I'm also on Enmorphs Anonymous ORG, and occasionally, surprise attack book club. Not me, the occasionally. The attack is occasional. And I'm removing where on Twitter.

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Hello, I'm Casey PERSON. I can be found on podcasts like Animorphs Anonymous and Hearst Girls ORG, where I talk about books with my friends. I could be found once a month on Art Corner ORG where I draw stuff with my friends. I can be found at B-S-I-U-S-I-U, which is my gay romance webcomic that I make and draw. You can read that for free at B-S-I-D-E-Y-O-U-Comic.com or on top of some webtoons.You can also go to my Patreon to get early access pages and work-in-progress pages and other such content. If you find any of this intriguing, you can find me at all the places you can find me at L-I-N-K-T-R-E-E-S-D-S-D-Sudios Find.

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Hi, I'm Alex PERSON. You can find me on Twitter at Alex and Birds ORG. You can also find me on 800 billion podcasts all around the world. You can find me on Annamorsenonymous ORG. You can find me on Horse Girls ORG. You can find me on Dungeonsand Dragon Beams. You can find me on Surprise Attack Book Club ORG. And then the other ones that are around that I do on occasion. Some of them on hiatus.Some of them are just, you know, sporadic like Questmaster PRODUCT. Oh, link tree, L-I-N-K-T-R.e slash join the club. So you can find all of our work there.

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You can start late, but at least you're starting. Okay, bye.