Hammer joins 5-14-2024

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Whether it's audiobooks or all-time greatest hits, long-live listening to your favorites. Learn more about Kisgali PRODUCT Ribocycly 200 milligrams at KISQA-L-I-D-com and talk to your doctor to see if Kisgali is right for you. Good morning. It is 12 minutes in front of 11. It's Kendall and Casey on 93 WIBC ORG.

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Aren't you proud of me, Dad? Aren't you proud of me?

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So Rob beat his dad and his wife in a game on Monopoly over the weekend.

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On Mother's Day.

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Yes.

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It wasn't just a beat.

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It was a beat down.

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Within three hours I'd won that game. Now, I think my dad just gave up because he was bored.

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But my wife was flat out of money. Oh, that's just something losers say. You keep those L's coming to that no good rotten Mike Kendall. He's the new two Ls. For those who don't know,

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Hammer PERSON and my dad have been feuding because my dad made fun of Hammer's weight on social

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media and the amount of food he ate on Cinco de Mayo EVENT. So now, I mean, you are the most petty

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grudge-holding person I've ever met. And to try to get out of your bad graces, look, I'm just going to tell you, one, my dad

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doesn't care, but two, he would not ever put the work in to have to do that.

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So I'm looking forward to a longstanding feud between the two of you.

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And I'm here for it.

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And I'm totally here for it.

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But I knew you'd be proud of me because you love beating people's ass and Monopoly PRODUCT.

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I do.

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Monopoly PRODUCT in our house is blood sport. Yeah.

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You guys are really into it. Tables get flipped over. And the worst player in our house is blood sport. Yeah, you guys are really into it. Tables get flipped over and the worst player in our house is my youngest Jacob. Oh, yeah. Because he is such a little, you know what, when it becomes his turn, if he doesn't like what's going on in the game, if he thinks there's been some shady, wheeling, and dealing, he will filibuster on his turn. He will hold the dice and no one will play. Game will be over unless we get some clarity on the rules.Yeah. And he calls out collusion rules.

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Like if Crystal WORK_OF_ART is just like,

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I just want this game to be over here, Chris PERSON, take my money. No, no, no. Jacob will flip the table over, call collusion, and the whole thing's done. Why? Because we're

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competitive in the house. Are you playing by house rules or are you playing by official rules?

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Well, that's the thing, right? Like Monopoly PRODUCT, a lot of the house rules are different. They're different. In every house. Because technically, you're not supposed to get that money that's in the middle

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in the free parking. It's not nearly as fun though. Right. But if you land on that in the game with house rules, it's kind of a game changer.

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And in the official rules, I don't believe you have to go around the board one time to start buying. You have to buy as soon as you land on something. And if you can't, it goes up for auction.

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That's what Casey PERSON was saying. So, like, the way we played was you land on something and then you can say, I want to buy it for whatever the applicable price is. Or you put it up for auction. You guys are saying you have to buy the thing

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in the actual that's the official rules now I don't play by those official rules like I believe

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you have to go around the board once before you can buy I believe you can't wheel and deal

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until all properties are off the board okay yeah. Yeah, no trading takes place until all

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properties are gone. Interesting. And if you land on the free parking, you get the money. And then when Rob lands on the luxury tax, you have to hear a five-minute rant on Republicans. Well, as I told Casey PERSON,

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yesterday, as I don't need another diamond ring. As I told Casey yesterday, Monopoly PRODUCT is the

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perfect game for me. I mean, you're talking planning.

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You're talking, you know, a property acquisition.

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You're talking about grouping things together.

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I mean, it is kind of like for someone who it was as good as government as I was. It's like the perfect game for me.

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But you have to be mentally prepared for a long ball game.

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Yeah, you do. That's a problem. It's like going into the Indy 500 EVENT. You can be fast on the first 20 laps, but you still got 180 to go. Maybe we should try that someday, some long sporting event, I don't know, the last day of the Tour de France EVENT or something. We play a game of Monopoly PRODUCT and see what ends first. The Tour de France or our game of Monopoly.

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We stream it. It's Jacob. It's myself. It's you. It's your dad. Yeah, I like that. We stream it out there. Game on.

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Yeah, but it could be just, I'm not that interested in nine hours of monopoly. Like, I don't care.

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Loser talk. That's what I'm hearing over there.

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Oh, see, it's begun. Oh, I get bored. Here we go. Oh, I'm not that interested. Oh, Lodida PERSON. Oh, you Christian Bale PERSON?

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Loser talk over there.

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Hey, you brought me money. Yes, that is your cut from the I hate slash I love Rob Kendall T-shirts on the Hammer and Nigel PERSON show merchandise store.

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Store.com. You can buy a number of different T-shirts.

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Yeah, you've got some new stuff.

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We do. But the Rob Kendall PERSON collection, as we call it, there's a red shirt that says, I hate Rob Kendall,

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perfect for the angry redshirted

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teacher in your family. Or you could buy the white shirt with the red print that says, I love Rob Kendall PERSON. And the thing you can feel good about is none of the money is going to me because all the money that I make goes to Project Rescue ORG, which fights human sex trafficking. So you could give that to an angry redshirted teacher and feel good.

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You're helping a great cause.

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I'm not getting any money out of it.

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Nor am I.

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Exactly.

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And so really, there's no lose in that situation. So the way it works is the money you buy to buy a t-shirt, it goes to whoever's making the shirt and then the web store manager, he gets his cut. The money that I had earmarked for myself, I gave to Rob PERSON, because it's his name, his brand. Rob took his money, and he donates it to charity.So I love Rob Kendall PERSON. I hate Rob Kendall PERSON. We've got the new patriotic line.

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Oh, how exciting.

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So you can buy the 1776 shirt with like the Betsy Ross PERSON flag stars around it.

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Does it have Nigel PERSON's face in a bad powdered wig? See, what a great idea that would be for a t-shirt.

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No, it does not. We've got George... They actually want to sell t-shirts.

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Right. The George freaking Washington

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T-shirt. It's like a badass

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picture of George Washington PERSON with like a

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screeching eagle in the background.

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So if you really want to stick it to the college kid in your family that hates America GPE, buy some patriotic merch from store.hammer and nigel.com ORG. You guys posted this yesterday, so I assume it's okay to talk about publicly. The official mailman of the Hammer and Nigel PERSON showwas involved in an altercation.

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Not an altercation. He was involved in some cocktails. Yeah.

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There was no altercation involved. Everybody was a willing participant and everybody had a good time.

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There was some woman like hung up on the roof in a swimsuit. Rob PERSON, that kind of stuff happens.

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Serving him, like can you explain this? What was going on? He's on vacation in Florida GPE or he's there

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in Florida GPE, I should say, and he's at an establishment that serves cocktails. There are young lovelies and bikinis that serve said cocktails.

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And in this establishment, they've been known to hang upside down on the rafters and pour the shot down your mouth.

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And you have this up at Hammer and Nigel PERSON, if you'd like to see the official mailman of the Hammer and Nigel show getting served in this fashion.

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I love how they immediately think of Hammer and Nigel PERSON.

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You know who would appreciate this?

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Those guys.

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Justin PERSON is so good at delivering the mail.

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When Hammer and Nigel sent that to me, I said, I knew he was off today. The mail was like 20 minutes late. The official mailman, one of the great appearances of all time in our show.

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I love it. What's coming up this afternoon?

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Nigel PERSON's out. What? Surprisingly.

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Jerry Lopez PERSON is in. We're going to play caller roulette. We're going to give away Indy 500 tickets, store.hammer and nijel.com ORG.

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Excellent. You're listening to Kendall and Casey on 93 WIBC ORG.

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