Kyle's CHER impression is *chef's kiss*

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Johnny and Rich PERSON. Kyle Unfug, what are three things we need to know?

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The Iranian NORP president and the country's foreign minister were actually found dead after a helicopter crash, basically leaving the Islamic Republic without two key leaders. So the vice president was actually named caretaker and insisted the government was in control. But these deaths are said to possibly have a deep ripple effect on the tensions that are already pretty high in the Middle East LOC. So something definitely to keep an eye on. Friday morning was pretty shocking.John Jay PERSON told me that this headline popped out and I was like, no. He was like Scotty Sheffler, the number one golfer in the PGA ORG was arrested. I'm like, that's definitely not true because he has a squeaky clean image. However, he was arrested and what happened was he was on his way to the tournament. There was a pretty chaotic situation. There was a pedestrian fatality earlier that morning in the area.An officer was directing traffic, told Scotty PERSON to stop. He misunderstood, kept going. This officer actually attached himself to Scotty's car and was drunk for several feet. So, of course, Scotty PERSON finally stops. They take him out. They handcuff him.They arrest him. They take a mug shot. I don't know. You probably saw a million memes over the weekend. My favorite one was, geez, Scotty's really taking that seriously chasing Tiger Woods PERSON records. And it had both of their mugshots next to each other.But now we're actually hearing that the Kentucky GPE prosecutors are expected to drop the charges. What's crazy is after the tournament in his interview. Scotty was like, never in a million years did I think I would be stretching and warming up for a PGA championship in a jail cell, which is what he did that morning.

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You know what I heard too? I heard that. So he gets arrested. He's in the back of the cop car, taking him to jail, whatever. And the cop that's arresting with the two cops were driving in the car. And they're like, so, like, why did you do what you did?And he's like, well, I'm a golfer. Like, yeah, but, you know, like, where were you headed? Because he didn't say who he was and they didn't recognize him. And then he finally's like, well, I'm playing. They're like, what? He's like, yeah, I'm Scotty Schaeffler PERSON, and they were like, oh my God.I can't even get arrested.

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Wait, hey, whoa, I'm getting, hey, you know how a lot of celebrities are like.

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Do you know who I am?

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He was, because I've heard he's the nicest guy in the world.

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Yeah, that's why everyone was so shocked.

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It's like, Scotty PERSON, what? And then I heard because the cop didn't have the body cam footage, that's why they're dropping the case or something like that, right?

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Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. It is pretty easy to refresh your mental health. If you've just got too many tabs open in your brain and you're feeling overwhelmed, it's that kind of time of year. Like, May is always insane. I know, like, for me, personally, May is like maybe even busier than December.So I'm like, I saw this. I'm like, I need this. So maybe other people need this. They say it's as easy as just stepping outside, but you've got to stay there for a while. They actually found people need to spend 67 minutes outside each day to feel refreshed. You do this. You will find yourself more relaxed. It's going to put youin a better mood and it will help you clear your head. 67 minutes a day. Kind of sounds like a lot of time because, you know, the majority of the time, we're inside, inside we're in our house we're on our phones we're at work whatever but get outside it's really going to help you and that's three things you need to know

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let's get to horoscopes pain what's the vibe today

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it's be a millionaire day so I'm going to tell you which sign is most likely to become a millionaire also we're in tour season and if it's your birthday day you're sharing one with an attorney not in Buster WORK_OF_ART rhymes and shareShare's birthday?

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Yeah. Oh.

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Everybody at all.

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All right, 877-937-1047.

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Hello, Shane PERSON. What's your sign? Good morning. Good morning.

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I'm a Scorpio.

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We've got to hear something good. I just started my own business yesterday. Well, hey.

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We've got to hear something good.

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Look at that. This is perfect because Scorpios are number two on the list of most likely to become a millionaire.

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Look out. Yeah, your family and your friends know that you're someone who's destined for greatness and you're very intuitive so you know how to follow your heart instead of just your brain. And anyone who wants to get involved with your schemes to get rich, they just need to trust your intuitiveness and you'll be good to go. Oh, I like to hear that.I like to hear that. I like to hear that. And I did just get an investor that told me the same thing on Friday. So we'll see.

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I love it. What line of work did you start? What kind of job? What kind of company?

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It's a window covering restrings and repair. So a lot of people out there that have to get new blinds because they have to get one fixed and they can't get a bunch. They don't want to pay thousands to get new blinds for one window. No. You know, so now I have the ability to repair those and under Douglas PERSON certified the whole works.

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Right on, man.

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What's that?

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Thank you.

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Thank you for listening.

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Have a great day.

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Yeah, thank you.

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Hello, November.

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Good morning.

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Can I be number one?

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Oh, I'm sorry to break the news TV.

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As they're number four on the list, which isn't bad.

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So if anybody embodies the phrase, work hard and play hard, it's a tourist. You understand the value of hard work, but you also know that play is just important to succeed. And you actually have a lot of people looking up to you and admiring your success. So that's some really good stuff to take into the day and into the week. Yes, it is. Thank you, Ms. Payton.You're welcome. Okay. I'll talk to you guys later.. Thank you, Ms. Payton. You're welcome. Okay, I'll talk you guys later.

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Bye. Hi, Michelle PERSON. What's your sign? Hi.

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Calling from PA GPE. I am a Capricorn PERSON. Capricorns. You guys are not the type of person to make silly mistakes and just shug it off. So you guys come in at number fiveas most likely to become a millionaire.

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Right kind of in that sweet spot of the middle.

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So instead, you guys pride yourself and being someone that makes decisions with your head.

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And this might not in not your heart.

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So that might seem a little cold or too unemotional, but you guys just know how to get results, Capricorn PERSON.

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Okay.

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All right, Michelle PERSON.

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Thank you.

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Thanks for listening on the IHeart Radio app. Jennifer in Tucson GPE.

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Good morning. Yes.

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The Gemini. Jennifer. The Gemini.

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Jennifer PERSON, the Gemini.

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Of course, I need to know where do I rank, Peyton PERSON.

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I'm sorry to break my Gemini's hearts right now, but you guys are dead last.

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Number 12 at most likely to become a millionaire. You guys can be very hesitant to take a chance or make a big decision. And instead of being spontaneous or trusting your gut, you guys take a lot of time weighing out the pros and cons, and that might come back and bite you in the butt later on. You know, that is so strange because I'm not that. I'm spontaneous and risky.

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Oh, you're just special. And if I can't be a millionaire, I'm certainly going to date one.

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Oh, gosh.

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We are no longer worried about Jennifer PERSON.

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She's got to figure out.

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Don't be worried about me.

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No, man.

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All right, Jennifer PERSON.

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Have a great day.

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I'm always good. Thank you for listening.

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How about Kyle PERSON the Libra?

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Yeah, Kyle, my Libra PRODUCT's. You guys come in at number 11 on the list. So not too far from Jevon PERSON.

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It's okay. I feel like just like not motivated by money. You know, it's like you just have to find a way to feel, be content and be happy with what you have. I mean, yeah,

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that's literally what this explanation is. You guys have the ability to be happy and make a difference no matter what in life. So who cares about the money? A millionaire in different ways.

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Yeah. Yeah. I'm rich, but not that way. Yeah. Speaking up, how about rich?

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Rich number 10 on the list for Pisces as least likely to become a millionaire.

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Many people will tell you that your head is too much in the clouds for you to find some success.

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But that's just because you like to weigh out your options.

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So it might be good in some situations, but your overthinking does take it over everything.

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I don't know if it's overthinking. I think I'm just more motivated by other stuff.

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You know, like music's more important than money.

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I feel you.

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You know?

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I disagree, but I feel you.

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Okay, how about for you, Leo PERSON?

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Leo's, we're number three on the list of most likely become a millionaire.

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We know the importance of not giving up just because someone doesn't agree with us,

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and everything that we do in life is deliberate.

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Okay, how about Virgo?

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Virgo's coming in at number one on the list.

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Virgo's the most likely to become a millionaire because Virgo's,

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no one else can do what you do, which is predict success.

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You guys know where it's at.

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You know, I said that earlier to Rich PERSON, we were having a pre-meeting before I meeting,

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and we were talking about people that, you know, whatever, and I just had to remind him how talented I am.

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I predict success.

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What was the phrase that you used? Obscely. I said, I go that's true, Rich PERSON, you're right, but you forget how obs him how talented I am. I predict success. What was the phrase that you used?

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Obscenely.

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I know that's true, Rich PERSON.

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You're right, but you forget how obscenely talented I am. I said, I'm sorry.

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I should have started the conversation that way. I said if you didn't hear your sign, go to our website, John Jane PERSON, Rich.com. Brian, good morning. You're on the air. What's up?Good morning. Good morning.

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Hey, I wanted to call in. I was listening to the gal earlier about the dirty little secret and pulling office pranks. Yeah. And I kind of got one that I used to do that all the time. I was a dispatcher way back when, and we used to do that all the time to our coworkers,the tape under the mouse, hand sanitizer on the receivers, so when they put it to their ear. And then the best one was the, you take a screenshot of their desktop, remove all of their icons, save it as their ear. And then the best one was the, you take a screenshot of their desktop, remove all of their icons, save it as their wallpaper, and then when they go to click something, it's their wallpaper and they're sitting there.That's really good.

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That's epic.

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That's good, dude.

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Why aren't these working?

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That's really funny, Brian.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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You need to call in and tell you that.

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When you needed something in an emergency,

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and they're just having a good old time at work.

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Oh, when he says dispatch, you mean like 911 dispatch?

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Is that what you mean, Brian?

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Yes, sir.

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Oh, my gosh.

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You called 911 and they got tape over their mouth to get here?

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Oh, my God.

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All right.

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We have fun here.

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A couple people died, but it was fun.

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All right, brother.

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That two limitations up.

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I can tell that story now.

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Thank you, man.

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Thanks for listening.