Johnjay went to Rich's house.

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I'm so glad you're here. As the person who currently occupies your attention, I would like to thank you for listening to John Jane Rich PERSON.

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I have like 35 thoughts in my head at the same exact time, or at the same time, like there's all these little things I want to say. We'll do them all right now. Like being at Rich's house on Saturday, first time I've been to his house ever because he lives so far away. And Kyle's husband, Fish PERSON and I were going,Rich PERSON was like, do you want to, let me show you guys the basement, the studio. I'm like, right, I got a plate of carnisada, I've got chicken, I got guacamole on top of it, I got pico de guy, I got everything, it's overflow, I got, it's a huge plate. I'm like, sure, walking down the stairs into his basement. And it's, you know, Rich PERSON, it's plush, it's perfect. There's not a spot or stain or dirt or there.There's an air filter down there. I go, it'll keep it read my food? He goes, I don't know. No one's ever done that before.

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Which is in other words. No. I was already halfway down the stairs.

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Somebody left their plate down there. That's all I know.

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But after seeing your basement and the music and the speakers and the guitars and the turntables,

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I was like mad respect for your passion for music, man.

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That's pretty amazing.

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Thank you.

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It was good.

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Well, you know, I appreciate that.

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But Audrey PERSON, this is Audrey's party.

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So she wanted, you know, John Jay PERSON to be there.

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And she wanted Kyle to be there and Blake PERSON because she loves you guys.

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And it was like full of high school kids, which is cool. And we had food set up, like John Jay said, the Mexican NORP food. Then we had like a lemonade stand that was making non-alcoholic lemonade for all the kids. Like set up right in front where everybody can see it. And then like off to the side of the kitchen, Stacy made some sangria for the parents. However, I guess that message didn't get passed around to some of the LDS NORP kids who went for a big old cup of the sangria.What is this?

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I'm like, oh, God, don't tell your parents.

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Well, they did look like just delicious beverages and they were not labeled.

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So someone stopped me as I was going to get some. And they were like, oh, that's sangria. And I was like, oh, I really wanted to try one of those lemonade. And they were like, oh, that's around the corner. That's around they were like oh that's around the corner that's around the corner so i apologize to the parents of some of the kids who aren't ever going to have alcohol in their whole lives

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they had a little at the bear house FAC so also also going through my head was the movie i saw in kiles PERSON um you know it's funny on your stories you were all walking movie theater with your kids

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and i was like are they going to see planet of the Apes? No. Because my kids want to go see Planet of the Apes WORK_OF_ART,

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and I was trying to do that, but we had a basketball tournament instead.

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That's so funny. No, I really wanted to see the Ryan Reynolds PERSON movie, if, which stands for an imaginary friend, or what if, according to the movie. And I will say, it did start off a little bit slow.The character building took a little bit too long for me, because if you watch the trailer for it, it looks like it's hilarious front to back.

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And it seems like a great idea too.

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Yeah, and it was a really great idea. And once they got into it with the imaginary friends, it was so cute. It was funny. It was touching. I did cry a couple of times.But it's one of those where you're like, oh, she found out. This is great, you know. And I looked over it and my son, who's only six years old, he was grabbing the napkin to wipe away a two to.

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So he loved it.

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I know.

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Yeah, I thought it was really good.

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That's good.

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If you got to just get past, like, the first, I think, 20 minutes.

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Because it's good to hear a person review of it because everything I read was terrible.

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I gave it a 49 on Rotten Tomatoes ORG.

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The only thing it bothered me about the movie,

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which I didn't see was the preview when it goes,

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from the mind of John Krasinski PERSON,

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all right, that's Jim PERSON on the office.

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Like, somebody wrote that part for him.

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Well, he's the dad.

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He plays the dad.

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I know, but he also created,

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that's he made up the whole movie.

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Right. Like, to sell it, like, he's an actor that played a role in the office. He didn't create the office.

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He's an actor to played Tom Clancy's

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whatever. Do you know what I mean?

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Like you're saying like

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was that supposed to hold a lot of weight?

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Yeah. To me I'm like, okay.

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Right. You're like it's not like it's Stephen Spielberg.

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Right.

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Right.

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Anyway.

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Yeah.

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So you say. You make it past the first part. Like if it were on Netflix ORG, I would say fast, like play at 1.5 speed up until I go. And then enjoy it, sit in it, because it gets really cute.

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Doesn't that suck in the movies? You can't fast forward?

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I know.

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It's weird to me that things are only in theaters.

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We might as well to stream them, too. I know.

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Liz PERSON, do you have a dirty little secret?

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Yeah.

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So very recently, I was at a girl's night with my friends and I got way too drunk and on the Uber ORG on the way home I was about to throw up. I had to throw up so bad. I knew it was coming and I was like oh my God I cannot throw up in this Uber ORG like I use Uber a lot for work. I cannot have my rating go down. And so, I was like, oh, crap, what am I going to do? So I told the Uber ORG driver that I was pregnant, and I did throw up, but he didn't make me pay for it.

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Oh, my gosh. That's pretty smart. I was about to say,, how genius, like you're in your drunken state

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and you come up with an excuse,

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that good is really impressive.

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And worried about being the work day.

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Like, I use this for work.

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I can't.

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I can't party like this.

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You're like a responsible drunk.

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That's awesome.

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That's bad karma though. Karma.

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So like when she does get pregnant, she's going to have really bad morning sickness.

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I was at a concert one time.

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It was after 9-11 EVENT. I was at a concert with my wife and a friend of hers.

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And we had the wait. So it was after 9-11 EVENT, it had metal detectors everywhere. So there's huge lines to get into the arena, right?

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Long, absurd lines. We'd go see the band, you two. And I remember she goes, I'm going to go to the front. And she just cuts to front everybody and tells security that she's pregnant. She wasn't pregnant.

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And she got right in. And then guess what? She couldn't get pregnant.

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When time came for her to get pregnant, she couldn't get pregnant.

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That's bad.

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That's karma.

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I mean, this is years later. She couldn't get pregnant. Karma. So Liz PERSON, do you have kids now? I do not, but I did want kids.

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Not going to happen.

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Oh my gosh. John Jay PERSON.

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That is not it.

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Get that Uber ORG driver's listening.

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He's so in the karma your way.

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No, I like Kyle PERSON's way. She's probably just going to have really bad pregnancy symptoms and get sick. Or maybe the karma is someone's going to throw up in your car.

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Well, that would be the best version of that. Yeah.

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Would it be actually?

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I think I would rather have my own morning sickness and have my own throw up than someone else is. I mean, that smells not going away any time too

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i can't all right liz thanks for sharing your dirt little secret with us thank you

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anybody here ever throw up in a car you're a throbbing a car yeah of course you have absolutely

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your own car somebody else's car my car but i was in the passenger seat oh and i was out the window

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of a car it was um on my way home from rich's wedding actually and it was all over me and my best friend kelsey had

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undress me it was really embarrassing that alcohol bill was that cheap and it's probably because of

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paten gets a plate for sure french 45s PRODUCT did me dirty that was the biggest seller yeah i couldn't catch a

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buzz to save my life and next thing you know boom that's judging me