DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: Jaycee's Jenga Disney Hack

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John Jay and Rich PERSON.

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It's time for Jace, J.C. J.C. What's your dirty little secret? Okay.

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So when I was younger, my favorite place to go with my family was Disneyland FAC. And I've always been really short, like short people problems kind of situation. So when I was 10, like I was unusually short for my age. And so my dad would, came up with this idea so that I could go on all the rides because the rest of my family was tall enough and they didn't want to have to like leave someone behind.And I was like brave and, you know, really wanted to go on the ride. So we would put, and I realize this is really dangerous now, but we would put jenga blocks into my shoes. And so I was able to go on all the rides and it was great. But what happened was that on one of the rides we were going on to Space Mountain. And I, well, okay, so first of the ride, so first of the ride, we were going on to Space Mountain. And I, well, okay, so first of all, the jingle blocks are really uncomfortable to walk around in.And so they kind of made me walk funny. And so I was in line with my family and I was walking. And then one of the staff came up and asked if if we wanted to be moved up to the front of the line and what I came to realize and what we came to realize is that they thought that because of how I was walking that I had like a like a disability of some sort which again like we've revisited this as a family and realized, like, wow, that on so many levels, what we did was so wrong. But I don't think that we realized untilafter we went on the ride that that's why, like, my brother is actually the one that was just like, hey, guys, like, by the way, I think that that's why we got brought up.

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Because you're walking with Jenga blocks in your shoes.

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You're walking funny.

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Yeah, you know, I did this to my son Dutch. I think you remember the story I was waiting in Pinetop GPE? There was a go-cart place, and he was too short to get his own golf cart. Go-cart. So I put tissue paper in his shoes to raise him up higher. Tissue paper worked. And then the owner of go the go car place ORG came out and yelled to me we got a huge fight oh no and i was like i'm my dad i want him to be in the go

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cart and she's like that's like a liability for them for sure but that i never she called me a bad

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bad dad oh wow oh yeah she was it was brutal and then I haven't been back to that place again.

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And it's thriving.

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Is it?

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I don't know if it is.

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I don't know.

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But Jaga PRODUCT blocks seem so pain.

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Yeah.

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So uncomfortable.

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Like just regular shoes walking around all day.

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Third or fourth ride, you're definitely walking like you got a disability.

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Yeah.

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Forget it.

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I don't want to go to Disneyland FAC anymore.

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That's what I would say.

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I'm glad to hear that I'm not that my family wasn't the only

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one to come degree

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that had this idea.

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Like, I totally get

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it and my dad kind of said the same thing.

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He was just like, you know, like I just wanted you to have

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fun and, you know, be with the

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family and now it's like, okay,

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like that maybe

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we should have gone on a different vacation.

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You would have better off with, you would have been better off of the Legos in your shoes in Jagger PRODUCT.

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I think with great shoes, it hurts walking around Disney all day.

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You honestly, they're on a trip because it's kind of like, what can we do to make her taller?

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Bring out the Jenga set.

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You know what I mean?

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Like, it was in the back of the station wagon.

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All right.

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I mean, it was also, like, before, like, the time of platforms for, like, kids, too.

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So nowadays, we could have just got me a pair of, like, cute platforms.

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Yeah.

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I didn't even think about something like that.

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Or maybe inject a little human growth hormone.

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Come on.

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That would have been the next step.

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Talk about being questionable.

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All, Jay-C. PERSON, thanks for sharing that dirty little secret with us.

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Yeah, thank you so much.

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Leslie PERSON, thanks for holding.

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What's happening?

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Okay, so I've got a story for you that happened on Mother's Day, okay?

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Okay.

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So my grandson, he's nine years old.

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And just a backstory real quick.

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That morning, I had cut up a pound of strawberries,

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and while I was at the store,

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other grandmother gave him the whole bowl.

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He ate it all. So that was first, because we're like, oh, no, he's going to have the runs, whatever. So we go to the park later that afternoon, and sure enough, we're at the park, no bathrooms, and he has to go. Well, we're at this park that's kind of outside of town, so nobody's there. So I'm like, okay, well, we'll just, you know, go under a tree.We'll figure this out. I have TP in the car, whatever. So I put him under this tree, and I'm like, okay, just lean up against the tree because he's never been camping. So he has no idea that he has to kind of squat. And I walk away so I can, like, do look out in case anybody comes to the park and everything. And other grandmother goes, he's not leaning against the tree.He's like standing straight up. I look over. His shorts are like down. He is standing straight up underneath this tree. And I'm like, oh, no. I said, you think he's going to lean?She's like, I don't know. I look over and no, he did not lean.

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Oh, no. It's coming down.

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There's a lesson you only need to learn one time, though. Right? Yeah. But I'm like, Oh, no. It's coming down. There's a lesson you only need to learn one time, though. Right?

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Yeah, but I'm like, oh, no. And for some reason, my dumb butt just starts running over to him, sprinting like I can stop it or something, and it's already happened.

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And other grandma is just laughing her butt off, and I'm going, oh, my God, no.

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I go over until I'm like, okay, well, we got to get at home. So can you just kind of shake it out of your underwear, you know, just shake it? And instead, he reaches in with his hand in. Oh. Oh.

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What are you doing?

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Like, he's a smart kid, so I was like, what are you doing?

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And he was like, ah!

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So he starts with were off everywhere.

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Other grandma's

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laugh her butt off

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on the other side.

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I'm just like,

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oh my God,

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what are we going to do?

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What are we going to do?

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So anyway,

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long story short,

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we put him in the car and we're driving home and he's like, got his hand. I'm like, do not touch anything.Don't touch anything.

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Like I put him seat belt in everything. We're going home and he's in the backseat with his hands up as if he's like, what is it called?

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I go, oh, meditating.

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We're like,

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just don't touch anything. And let me tell you what, we get home. Other grandma is still laughing her butt off. And I'm taking care of it. I'm like,that's why you're laughing because you're not taking care of it. And I just threw those underwear away.

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Good.

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Yeah. How old is he?

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Nine.

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Nine.

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Nine.

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I told me he got the runs because of a pound of strawberry.

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I was picturing like a two-year-old or a three-year-old.

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I think at nine you have common sense to move your underwear out of the way when you're pooping outside.

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I just panicked.

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Yeah, you probably just, yeah, I had no idea.

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Still, wow.

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We're in that moment.

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Like, I've been at the park and there's no, like, why don't they put bathrooms at the

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parks?

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They should.

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Like, homeless people are in there.

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I know, but like, when you're there and your kid has to go, you're like looking for,

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is there a bush big enough?

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Is there a tree big enough?

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And to have this situation?

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That's crazy. I like the way you were going to dive for the poop like you were covering somebody for a straight

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bullet.

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You're going to dive across?

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No! It was a slow motion moment.

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That'd be funny to see. I've seen the poop come out of a butt so slow. Oh, my God.

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No.

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Thank you, Leslie PERSON, for sharing that story.

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You're welcome.

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Have a good day.

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It's John Tien Rich PERSON.