Ep 42 - Mexico Tacos

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Eston PERSON ready bros podcast. I'm three. Estan PERSON ready bros? Why is he laughing, bro?

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Yeah, what's so funny, dude?

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He's not ready, bro.

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You're not ready, bro.

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I'm ready.

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You know, I only hear that in your podcast.

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Like the countdown?

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Actually being part of the podcast. Yeah the countdown, actually being part of podcast.

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Damn, bro.

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You start struggling.

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No, it's just like, that's usually out camera or off, of Mike, you know?

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Take two.

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Is he used to listen to me in a car?

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Three, two.

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And I don't even say one.

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It's just with the signal.

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You're on, you know? All right.

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Three, two. All right, let's do it again. Ready? One, two. Oh, yeah. Three, two. It's on let's do it again. Ready? One, two. Oh, yeah. Three, two.It's on ready, perros. Right here we have a special guest, El Foras from Pomona GPE. No, no, no. Sound ready, bro. Pomona GPE. From Moines Gardens LOC.

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You were born Hawaiian Gardens LOC?

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I was born, actually born there, yeah, Hawaiian Gardens LOC.

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I never met there, bro.

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Dude, there's a lot Hawaiians NORP out there.

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Is Hawaii?

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I don't go.

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No.

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The Hawaiian Gardens FAC, Casinos there. Casino. It's a Hawaiian's out there. I don't go. The point guard's casino is there.

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Casino.

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It's a great city.

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Do you gamble or no?

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Rizzle, you gamble? I don't get, I do.

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What the fuck? You're not a man, bro. I suck, bro. I suck, dude.

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Really?

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I gamble, but, like, not often, but I do gamble.

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You pay a lotteria in general? No, no, no, I gamble.

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I like to go to, but I only gamble in Vegas GPE. You took all your grandma's money in Lotteria GPE, bro?

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I don't go to any of the decinos in California. They're not fun for me. There's this whole element that doesn't make it fun for me. So I only gamble when I'm in Vegas GPE. But is it what?

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The slot machine or the fucking, like Texas Hold on PRODUCT?

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Native American NORP. Oh, what do I play?

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I play Hold'em and I play the roulette. Blackjack sometimes. I could do the Blackjack. I play Hold'em and I play the roulette. You know what?

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Blackjack sometimes.

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I could do the blackjack. I can never figure out the fucking roulette, bro. How does that shit work?

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Russian NORP roulette? No, no, no.

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No, no.

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What's Russian NORP roulette?

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Oh, that's a got-day.

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You never play that one, bro?

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Hey, that's my favorite kind of gambling, bro.

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You win every time.

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Yeah. So, no, there's no thing. Is that one, bro? Hey, that's my favorite kind of gambling, bro. Oh, dude. You win every time. Yeah.

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So, no, there's no thing.

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There's no strategy for her.

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Is that where you put the, I guess.

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Yeah, it's black and red numbers.

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Black and red.

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It's a car with and thing.

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They throw, like, a little marble on the thing.

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That's what James mom plays all the time, dude. That's right.

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I stick to my numbers and we don't lose.

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How about lottery tickets?

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Nah, I don't, I don't play a lotto.

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You never played?

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You guys ever won money?

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You guys ever won money?

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You know, one time we're in Vegas GPE for my birthday.

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Like, I think 2015.

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And dude, I was like sweating for money, bro.

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And I go, I don't fucking pay my kids tuition, bro.

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And sure enough, bro, it was my birthday.

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I always didn't feeling it.

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You know, I don't have money to fucking go.

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That way. I was down. I was down. I was fucking partying. i told me oh you know how i'm gonna fucking leave i'm gonna go quick and gamble fucking quarters

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bro i think i won like 980 bucks bro really bro from nothing to that that's a lot

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180 bucks that's that yeah so i i i do i was so happy bro and and and dude it was i was happy

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bro i mean fucking never won anything you know know. Winning $980 and Vegas GPE? You know?

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Yeah. That was in Vegas GPE? Yeah, it was in Vegas GPE. What's your best Vegas weekend they've had, like winning or whatever like? Yeah, if you got it. I don't know.

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But one time I did play Scratchers PRODUCT, I was, so I was working my, hey, bro, that's a manly thing, dude. 18 years old?

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What am I? A great scratcher.

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What are my six-year-old lady?

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A lady?

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With five cats?

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No, so I, dude, one time, so I was at my, I used to work.

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So I, you had a summer job, right? But at my high school, I was a janitor. I was a janitor in my high school.

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How old were you?

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I was 18. 18? Yeah, so I, so the way it started, first I started doing it after school to get extra credits. And they're like, yeah, you know you can get paid for this too. So then I applied to become a janitor And I was a janitor in my school, dudeAfter school, you know, after classes You know, after classes, you know, after class, I said And go and clean the classes, yeah, dude

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Don't make a mess Yeah, please me. Hey, don't spell that.

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Hey, fuck you.

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I would, I would. Hey, guys, stop, so.

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I would tell those kids, hey, cabron PERSON, hey.

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Hey, you got to be, cabron PERSON.

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Hey, why are you fighting?

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Can you let the mess, fuck?

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Yeah.

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You know what the best, the best weekend I've had in Vegas GPE, gambling?

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Do you know?

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We made about $6,000.

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And lost $4,700.

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Who's we?

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Like you and like your...

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Okay, so here's a thing.

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So we were there for the Grammys EVENT. And after the parties ended, we said...

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Oh, okay, so you worked for the radio.

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Yeah, I did radio for many years. So every year, we would go to Vegas GPE for the Grammys when they were in Vegas. And we would just get us to see, do the broadcast for the radio show, do some interviews and everything. And the Grammys, Latin Grammys EVENT would take place on Thursday. We would stay there until Friday, or at least I would stay. So my friend and I drove upto do the production for the show. He came along, he was a friend of the shows, and we stayed a couple nights more after everybody flew back. And we did a whole thing of we're at the Mandalay Bay.We would go to the roulette table And I would clean up I was just having a night that day

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What was clean up?

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Like me?

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Like me?

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How was it?

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No, no. I would just win, win, win.

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So we got all those chips And he didn't like playing roulette So we would leave the table He would go to the black jet table And lose it all All the winnings So we went back and forth For about seven and a half, eight hours. Really? we would leave the table, he would go to the black jet table and lose it all.

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All the winnings. So we went back and forth for about seven and a half, eight hours. Really? Yeah. So I totaled everything up. We probably made about six grand, but lost about almost five.

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So we came up on top of all like a thousand dollars.

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And then, I mean, inevitably people tell you like, if you guys would have just left every time time you left the roulette where you would have been up by five, it doesn't work that way. At least I feel it doesn't work that way. Were you drinking?

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Oh, yeah.

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That's why, really.

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Yeah, heavily.

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I think that's when you drink, you do like, like, you kind of fuck up, right?

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Like anything from drinking and driving, from bad decisions.

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Hooked up with boogers Hooked up with hookers or.

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Yeah.

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A guy.

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Getting guy or whatever.

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Yeah.

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But the alcohol talks, right?

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It's alcohol.

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It, uh, it amplifies like, uh, like the, it amplifies like a thing inside of you. You're like, you don't get a fuck, you know, yeah, I can drive home.

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But, yeah, you know, I can, you know, I can have sex with him.

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But I think in Vegas GPE, it's more like it's like, you know that you go,

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you're going to get fucked up or you want to just fucking get loaded, do dumb ass shit and then

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get married by Elvis PERSON.

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Get married by Elvis PERSON. And then fucking the next day, you're like, whatever. Get divorced by an Elvis PERSON.

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Yeah, bro.

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I think that's what makes Vegas GPE better.

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Going back to the earlier question you had, why don't I go to casinos here?

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I guess it's part of that whole vibe.

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You can get alcohol at any time of the day. Yeah. I guess it's part of that whole vibe. You can get alcohol at any

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time of the day. Yeah. I think it's

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part, well, I'm sober now, but

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like, I think... When you go walk there, though, right? With alcohol?

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Yeah. You can walk from

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casino to casino.

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You can buy a hooker in front of a cop out there.

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You could you? Could you? Is it illegal?

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It's legal out there, right? It's a legal out there, right? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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It's legal out there, right?

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I don't know.

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Then you hit him with a follow-up question.

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He's like, I don't know.

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Is it legal out there?

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I don't know.

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Isn't it prostitution?

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I think it's legal. But can you do in front of a cop?

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You know, like, like, smoke a journey in front of a cop, because you could do that out there, right?

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I don't know.

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I think you could, can you fuck the hooker in front of the cop in Vegas GPE?

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I don't think you could like banganger in front of a cop, right?

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But I think you could just like, it's legal to hotel and stuff.

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Yeah, yeah.

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We're talking about can you?

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Of course you can.

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You can do whatever you want.

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But legally, like, in front of a cop.

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I want to see what can't get away in front of a cop, you know?

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In Vegas GPE, it's.

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And Pop Springs GPE, too.

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No, Palm Springs GPE can drink out there, no?

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Like, I'll tell you the.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Really.

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Huh.

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Who goes to Palm Springs. I do. Ponsonson's pretty cool, bro... I don't know. I don't know. Really? Huh. Who goes to Pondon Springs GPE?

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I do.

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Ponson ORG's pretty cool, but I like...

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Dude, I've been there.

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I'm going to retire there, but...

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Really?

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Yeah.

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No, no, no.

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You've been there before, Leo PERSON?

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Pound Springs GPE?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you know what? When I used to have an appraisal company and I used to go out there and look at cars, you know, cars are crashed.

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And, um, dude, I used to go to Pond Springs all the time every weekend.

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Damn. It's a little different, but it's hot um but hot as well it's cool you know nice little restaurants out there it's cracking over there man but

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i've only been there for shows like either comedy shows where i'm part of or musical shows

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where i'm part of the production or i get invited as a guest i've never actually stayed there enough to actually have like an educated opinion about Palm Springs GPE. Have you guys been to

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like Pappas and Beer and Rosarito GPE?

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No. Yes. Yeah?

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Dude, you could drink in the street

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In front of a cop. In front of a cop. You would drink

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with you? Unless you get like, you know, you get into a fight and something that's a different story. But dude, I remember fuck. Oh my gosh. We go like Poppins and beer, Roserito and Sener's Frog and I remember I got locked up for like, you know, a couple of hours because, you know, for fighting, you know.

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You bought the frog out there, huh?

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What's up, Perra PERSON?

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Yeah. Took my beer, bro. With a tongue with that. No, but it's just a different vibe. A lot of, you know, a lot, you got the locals and you got people from out here that go out there and just party like rock stars.

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A lot of Americans NORP out there. I don't know if it changed or I don't know. I haven't heard from them. The club next to Pappas and Beer ORG is better for me.

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The senior frogs? No, the one next to it's a beach club. It's literally next door. Everything's on the sand. The tables, the stage, everything's on the sand. I have live banda playing like Norteno PRODUCT.Oh, man. The water's right there. The service is, it's called Bombay ORG. Oh, Bombay ORG. Yeah. It's awesome.Like, it's my favorite place. Yeah. Over Papa's ORG and Beer. But Rizzles ORG is cool. Yes. You're in the beach.You go dress cool. I mean, it's a young crowd. You know, I used to go there and, like, in high school and stuff.

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You know, fall back in 95.

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No way. Yeah, it's pretty bum. I went there a couple years ago with my wife, you know, took the kids southern the hotel. And we don't want to go check it out. Dude, I felt like an old fart.

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I was in my early 40s. I was like,

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they're going to remember me,

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bro.

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Leo PERSON,

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the guy of shotguns,

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like five beers, bro, they know me, dude. You got a picture of me, bro. Did you feel likeBilly Madison and he goes back to the high school?

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It was embarrassing. But I told my wife, you know, who gives a shit. We're here. You know,I was buying kids drinks, you know, just hanging out.

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It was cool. It's like TJ, bro. Well, well rosaryo GPE do activities yeah it's it's i recommend it you know if you

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you know college whatever go over there and get loaded you know i got to try it i got to go check it out

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for sure let's go bro let's bombay is it's cool i like to go like summers you know around the corner

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let's go wait rizzo PERSON you fucking i always cross the border fuck? Yeah. But I don't go down all the way down.

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I just stay in Tijuana GPE, dude.

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Tijuana GPE's fucking ghetto, bro.

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Go at least, like, at least an hour, 40, well, to go Rosarito GPE?

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It's, fucking, that's it.

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Don't say Tijuana GPE's ghetto.

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I take issue with that.

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That's where I live, so.

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You live in Tijuana GPE?

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Yeah.

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What the, no.

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No, I thought.

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Okay, so where's a high, nice area in Tijuana GPE? What the No, I thought. Okay, so where's

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a high, nice area in Tijuana GPE?

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I actually live in it. Where?

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It's, where I live is, it's called Santa Fe GPE.

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It's 10 minutes away from Plias

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and about eight minutes away from Rosarito GPE.

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So when you go up,

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when you cross the border, right now

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they change the right, so you go all over? So I

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live close to 40 minutes away from the border.

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Okay.

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So away from all that.

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By the settles.

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You go up to the setters and stuff. Yeah. All the hills up there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.No way. Yeah. Really? Wait, what? No, you didn't call? When I, wait, what the fuck, dude?I didn't come like within the, but I was.

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So when I messaged you, I was like, oh, when I messaged you was like, oh, I was imagining you fucking crossing it with the centri and fucking. No, I wouldn't have made it. But I was here because I had a show last night.

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I saw that night.

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So, yeah, that's way.

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I do.

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It's funny because, like, yeah, I'm always in Tijuana GPE, bro. Like I actually left because there was no stages here.

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There was no one to perform.

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Where's the, um, where's that one, uh, that trendy place?

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Hong Kong GPE. No, not, not.

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No, I don't know if it's, um, no, Hong Kong GPE.

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Um, Sona Rosa FAC?

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It's not, um, it's not, um, it's not a wheel a shit like that, but it's, oh my gosh. Dino PERSON's way.

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No, what's up up the happening places over there

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right now what's what's the revolution the popular revolution

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the street has has gotten yeah it's a street it's a it's a it's

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it was popular like 20 years ago bro back in 95

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96 bro but now it's it's packed with like bistroses americana style

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it's nice bro like a lot of young people came in so they upgraded it's packed with like bistros, Americana LOC style restaurants.

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It's nice, bro.

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Like a lot of young people came in.

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So they upgraded.

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And it's upgraded, like a lot of terraces, a lot of nice brunch spots. Like, it's changed.

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It's not-

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Hips ORG are a spot, bro.

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If you talk to people,

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no, if you talk to people that haven't been there in the last 10 years,

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they'll tell you, oh, la rea, well, prostitution and drugs.

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Donkeys, you know.

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That's gone? That's gone.

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Really? Like, now it's upscale,

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nice cafes, nice bistros.

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Yeah. It's, it's, it's, uh,

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it's, it's, uh, micro breweries.

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Yeah.

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The last time I went a couple years ago,

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like, you can't go out of night, right?

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It's different now. You can't go out and that night hang out.

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Like, like, no, you can go out tonight.

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Oh, no, you can go out today. You're safe. Really? Yeah. It's really safe. I mean, it still has your, your, your areas. Just like here, you know. Look, no, you can go at night today. You're safe. Really? Yeah, it's really safe. I mean, it still has just your areas. Just like here, you know.

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Look, this is the thing that I don't like about.

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What people say? I feel safe going to Tijuana, Rosa Rito PERSON. Like, I would walk during the day and everything. Even at night, but like two, three, like, I'm not hanging out, right? I don't think that's. Well, look, this is what I would say.

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People tell me when they find out where I live, they're like, oh, way, we was in Tijuana GPE. I'm like, yeah. Oh, it's a bit perig wait, we was in Tijuana GPE. I'm like, yeah. Oh, it's a very dangerous. And like, look, I'm not doing anything illegal. So I'm not having to fear. But where's like the better deals in Tijuana GPE?No, but that's what I'm saying. You can go down the street here and get, you know, assaulted. You can get robbed in the corner.

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I mean, if your attitude. Hey, not a point in a homie.

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You got that right.

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No, what I mean is that a lot of people town and try to act like they own the world yeah of course you're gonna get like someone's gonna come up and suck you out

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yeah yeah but that happens everywhere yeah yeah if you come up with that attitude I've got

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robbed out here a bunch of times bro yeah bro so it changed a little bit like it's

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it's very different because what happened was those are resurgence of people, like, Tijuana GPE itself.

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The people that were like...

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Can you not use big words around here, bro?

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Oh, okay.

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So the whole bad rep, it's really awesome what Tijuana GPE did because they took that bad rep and they're like, now we don't want that.

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Yeah.

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We're not that.

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That's what we're known for.

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That's what we're, you know what I'm saying?

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Like, I know a lot of people like, oh, Hong Kong GPE and whatever, but honestly, there's a lot of hardworking people, a lot of hardworking females, a lot of, like, everything.

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Like, if you actually spend a week in Tijuana away from La Coahuila GPE, away from the, all that.

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But that place is still, too, oh, of course, yeah.

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It's booming. Well, that's what I meant earlier, you know? Oh, okay, that But that place is still crazy. Oh, of course. Yeah. It's booming.

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But that's what I meant earlier, you know.

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Oh, okay. That's what we're talking about.

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Oh, no, that avenue with all the strip clubs and all that.

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That's still there.

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It actually got an upgrade also.

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It's upgrade.

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Like, everything upgraded.

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Even that.

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Like your experience going to Hong Kong, going to all these places, is going to be 50 times

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better now if you haven't been there in a couple years because it just upgraded.

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It's upscaled.

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It's just different.

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I remember it's better.

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It's safer.

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Years ago, my, my wife's family had some houses over there, right?

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A house and, you know, chilling Christmas and, you know, you got the fed of the eyes right there fucking

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taking out, you know, the Ariano brothers back in the day.

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Oh, okay.

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And ultimately it was crazy, man.

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It was too hot to go over there. And then you kind of get a little bad taste, you know? But we go, you know, buy our furniture and stuff and hang out with tacos and stuff. And I love it. You know, but we say more in Rosarito GPE. We love the Rosarito GPE vibe.

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Yeah, my advice to anybody who's going to Boja California, Rosarito, Ensenada GPE, make friends with the local that you know.

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Yeah.

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And just ask them, hey, like, where should I stay away from? And what that does is just give you a clear idea of like, ah, just let's go here, you know, recommend a bar or come with us, you know,just like, it's just better. Yeah, because they know the day to day, they know what's happening. It's like everything. It's just like, you know, recommend the bar or come with us, you know, just like, it's just better.

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Yeah, because they know the day to day. They know what's happening. It's like everything. It's just like hearing somebody asks us, you know, the word do you not go? Like, you don't go to fucking Alameda GPE and fucking right there, bro.

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My point, exactly.

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If you come to L.A. GPE, same advice. It doesn't change. Unless you hate them. You're going to be out. Go to Alameda GPE and fucking slossom, bro.

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That's the place to kick it, dog. You know? Kick you. Look for a hot dog vendors. So I'm saying, yeah fucking slossom, bro. That's the place to kick it, dog. Kick it. Look for a hot dog vendors over there. So I'm saying, yeah, if you come to L.A. GPE, same thing. I tell people from out of town, firms coming from Seattle or whatever, hey, come to L.A. GPE,hey, let me know when you're coming over, I'll tell you where to go. You know what I'm saying? It's the same thing. So you live over there? Yeah. So your residence over there?Yeah. Nice. You have a driver license out there?

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No. Oh, okay. No. I don't You have a driver's license out there? No.

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Oh, okay.

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No.

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I don't even have a driver license here from.

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Hey.

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I'm going to get a driver's license.

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McCarthy PERSON, pardon.

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No, it's just that.

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Honestly, honestly, immigration things, I mean, it may sound like a joke or a set up to a joke, but

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immigration is a big thing over there.

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Like, you can't be in Mexico GPE without proper documentation.

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You could be.

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No.

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Well, you could.

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You shouldn't.

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You know, like if someone was to live over there, that's not a citizen.

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They need documentation.

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From out there.

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From there.

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But your address is still out here. You still get your mail over here? No, I get my mail over there. Oliveira PERSON there? From there. But your address is still out here.

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You still get your mail over here?

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No, I get my mail over there.

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Oh, de Veras GPE?

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Okay.

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So that's what I'm saying. Like, if they were, like, there's regulations and people like, it blows my mind when people are like, there's immigration here? There's immigration in any country. Like, every, but they only see the immigration coming over here.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Like, when you go over there. They don't stop you at all. There there, they don't stop you at all. They don't stop you. But if you crosswalking or whatever, there's a thing, how long are you staying?

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Oh, I'm just 24 hours, just two days. And they issue a temporary visa.

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But they never ask me that, bro.

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No, but what I'm saying is like, sometimes they do. Like, when you're flying over, you have to fill out this thing.

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Like, if you fly from TJ FAC, then you don't fill out the thing.

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No, yeah.

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But if you fly from LAX, I'm going to Mexico GPE, people know that thing, like, how long are you staying?

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Yeah.

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That's what it is. That's immigration. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

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Because if you're going to spend a long time over there, like live over there, you need documentation.

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Which I don't have.

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But when you go over there, you're there like five days or seven days?

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You say you live there.

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Oh, I live there.

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So you come here just to chill or what?

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No, I come here for work. I come here to meet with my team, my production team. I come here to meet with the radio team that I'm working with. Nice. I come here to do this type of stuff, to do shows.

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What station you were?

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Well, the thing is, the radio show that I work with, they're nationwide.

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So it's like I-Heart ORG radio?

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Kind of like that.

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No, no. They broadcast out of L.A. At Santa Monica GPE. But it says, El-Darza de Rasun La Chocolata ORG.

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So they broadcasts nationwide. It's the biggest, it's a biggest part of it. I listen to a couple times when I want to practice my Spanish LANGUAGE. Yeah.

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He talks like that.

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You're a chocolate.

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It's a great.

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Rose was going to Mexico City GPE,

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no?

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Oh, Mexico City GPE, bro.

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When do it? Why? And I'm going to Mexico City GPE, no? Oh, Mexico City, bro. When, when?

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I'm going to go there. It's my first time.

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The 9th of May, until the 21, I'll be there for, like, for,like, for a few days, and I was there show's going, so, you know,you know, you've never been? No,

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never, you've got to change the way. Bro,

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I'm fucking,

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I'm excited, bro. I'm going to get to the food, in in quanto, in quanto, I'm excited, bro. I'm excited, bro. In-quatch, in- about the food, inquite the life, in

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what's the

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youngs,

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well,

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but, no, in serious, the style of the life,and the comedy, you're going to be a way.

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Yeah, I'm excited, bro. And where do you do you'reto go there with the homie in Tijuana too, Juel PERSON,Sotomayor PERSON. Oh, Juel PERSON, Chienerererer Zoot. How's what's way? What's saidiza in Tijuana too, Juel Zottomayor. Oh, Joel PERSON, chingonelangelo. Yeah, way.

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How's that way, way.

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Yeah, way. Leo PERSON's thing about going to, man.

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Think about it.

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Go, bro.

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Go, bro. We went like, I think two years ago. We went in the Ciudad Mexico. And, yeah, we had fun, man. For that, we went to Cancun. Oh, I love it.I told me there to go there. You know, they're different, you know, than, then go to La Jollaada GPE or like that's more hips or right?

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Yeah, a little more trendy.

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The area,

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the area where is the Angel of Independence PERSON?

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Yeah.

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The area in the city of Mexico GPE. Just so, like, like, eventually you'll text me or whatever about it, but it's one of the safest zones in all

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of Mexico. How's the name, Roma North LOC?

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No, no, no. It's the part how's called, reform, I think.

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That's where the statue of

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the Angel of Independence PERSON. The Guard of the Homie PERSON. At the 3 of the morning,

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there's people coming on

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those perros, way. No, there's no, no, no, there's a misdre, policeia passing every five minutes, every 10 minutes, is pat no, there's a mother, there's a minute, every five minutes,every ten minutes, is patroled, is a little bit there's alot of two, five hundred cameras of security.

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It's

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something. So, there's you know, you're that youknow, the perception, the, the, what people perceive,people perceive about Mexico GPE, especially Mexico City GPE, it's totally wrong, it's totally wrong.It's not true. They have this all.

Speaker 41269.28s - 1274.62s

Preconceive idea. Same thing about TJ FAC. If you haven't been there, Donkey PERSON's going to fuck you, bro.

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Come to TJ FAC,

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because they have this idea about like, no, and they touch, and I'm like, no, like, they'll go ahead.

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But at the most,

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but that's your choice, you know? Yeah, you pay for you. You signed up for that shit, no? Because one of the first times I went back to T.J. As an adult, because the last time I went to Tiji was in 2003, right?Because my grandma lived in my grandma lived in Michoacan GPE, La Piedichokan, and then us went to visit in Tijuana GPE. So he kind of met like halfway.

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Yeah, we went to go visitors. So kind of different, you know, like it was like so weird. And then when I went back in 2018, I went to this one, uh, like a food hall. So I'm at the telephonicca.

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Bro, it's fucking. It's all like, like, like hipster beer and all that shit. I was like, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Good. Yeah. No, so mexico. They changed it right before food, good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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No, the city of Mexico GPE, man.

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They changed it, right? Before the District of Federal GPE.

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Yeah, that's, yeah, Mexico GPE. So how's when about? Like, two years ago.

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Let's go.

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I'm going to, I might go.

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You're going to.

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You're going to be.

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You're going to be.

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We're going to be.

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We're going to be my pinches

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clips that I'm in the TikTok,

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way.

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It's kind of, you know, it's like, you know, like, you know, but I'm, to with the pinches clips that I'm either in the TikTok ORG way, it's got a clip that I'm like like, but you got a ticket to get out of Mexico GPE.I was in Goalates is cheaper, but fuck that shit. I hear that stuff.

Speaker 21354.74s - 1364.56s

You know what? I've been to Cancun. I meant to Walajara GPE. I meant to, we just went toWanojato in November.

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You ever of Woonohato? You ever Wanojato in November. You ever

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Juanajato GPE? No way.

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Whoa, dude.

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Guanojato Gardens GPE, bro.

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I'm sorry.

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So, I'm in Guaduato GPE.

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It's a little bit of a

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new. It's like a, about, about, about, but Guantanjato GPE,

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do you never to do Guantua LOC.

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No, my God.

Speaker 31385.32s - 1386.24s

Culturally speaking, Guantuato is the biggest state in all of Yerato. But Guanajato, do you never to do the Guantuaota LOC? No, my God. Culturally speaking,

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Guantanjato GPE is the biggest state in all of Mexico GPE. Culture. Yeah, well, it's the,

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is the cuna of the liberty, in Independence GPE, in Hidal GPE, the Father of the Patriot, this, has the Fresas in Iropato GPE, the cajeta,the Pia, the Leone.

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The Lord of Christ PERSON?

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There's a bunch of shit. It's, yeah. It's the, the place where Nass PERSON, oh, like, there's a bunch of shit. It's, yeah. It's, it's, the, the placeJoseph, Jimenez GPE. Oswald of Jimenez. There's, culturally speaking. See that?

Speaker 11413.62s - 1420.66s

Show him the shot glass. Oh, right here, you know. There's no, no, a bit of aJose Alfredo,

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where there's a sombrero and a surapie, he's a beautiful. He's been, he was a He was a...He was a anniversary of 25 years with his wife.

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The people... And, also is what I'm gonna say, when I say, oh,

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the Mombias. Well, the Mombes PERSON is a lot of Miser, that's Mora Havanaughat PERSON. Visit, Guarajal PERSON, it's a much...

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Oh, you know?

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Oh, it's... At a... At a certain hour of the day, when the sun he pegged a surrape, they aligns all the other times and see the last.And so, yeah, the letter of the songs of the J. Fred PERSON. Oh, really? I see that. Yeah.Yeah. So, we went to Sam Miguel Allende PERSON.

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Ah, that's good.

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Is that nice? Really, I told you. San Miguel DeJen ORG, it's a big, we went, we went to my family, a whole, you know, rented a shend a family

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to my family to do. You know, 25 year anniversary and my wife and I

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my kids,

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we went.

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My guy, I was VIP like, it was nice. You told me that there,yeah, like,

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like at least 60, 40. Yeah.

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You know what though?

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I'm not gonna lie.

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It was expensive. It's expensive.

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It's expensive. It's funny because, really? Bro, I go lie. It was expensive. It's expensive. It's expensive. It's funny because we go out there.

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It's funny because we go out there to go. How much are your tacon now?

Speaker 41490.04s - 1491.56s

Like, like, $1.99, bro.

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No. It's like $0.99, bro.

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Yeah, I do.

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If you go to the streets, then yeah, you get a 50 cents.

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But I go to taconas or the taco's El Frank ORG.

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That's my spot, dude.

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Tacos of Frank is a chinoery.

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But there tacheries much more good.

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The dog, real? Much more? The dog, real? Much more.

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The roof dogs, bro.

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When they're in the teche,

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way, those are you.

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There are some

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in Tijuana GPE,

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very pasto.

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They're launched on those tacos that's a lot of that's a tonne. But I know I see of thoseplaces because I live there. And when we

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to San Miguel GPE, I felt safe, And when we went to San Miguel, I felt safe, bro.

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We're there like two, three in the morning,

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relaxing, we're drinking. Dude, they have like mariachi, every corner mariachi, bro. Really? And then we got married and we had that

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Roñarada, where you go and, you know,

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Cajonada.

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Yeah. We go and another family in the bag, we had mariachi, bro. Oh, it was. So, check, those Cajonialas way? go and another family in the bag, we had mariachi, bro. Oh, it was... So, Chega, those Cajegahehania PERSON's way?

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Pretty much what they mean is like an alley tour.

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Callejon, Callejana PERSON.

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The guys who do it are all in music schools.

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Like high-end music schools.

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And they do these tours to pay for their music.

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Oh, de vera. Most of them go study in Europe LOC. Oh, really?

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That's how highly educated these guys are. And they're dressed, and they're dressed in that era. That's me right there. That's a me right there.

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They're dressed in that era.

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So they have a big old, like, piñata. I don't know what they're called, but, look it. It's a guy that looks like giving me, one that looks like my wife, and they fall.

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Oh, that's cool. That's fucking nuts, bro. I've seen that, yeah. It was sick, bro.

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The guys who do these Cajonias PRODUCT are dressed in that, like, the tites and the thing, like, they look like gestures from that era. So, like, about a group of 10 guys and girls will take you on these cajohniaas, and step by step, they'll tell you the history of the city. Yeah. So like about a group of 10 guys and girls will take you on these Cajonias. And step by step, they'll tell you the history of the city.

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Yeah.

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Guanojato Capital ORG. They'll tell you the, and you find so much, like, and they're serving you alcohol. You're walking away through. Cajon delvesa FAC, which is well-known also, like, everything in that city. Then you go up and see, did you go up to see the city? They overlooked the city?Yeah. Oh, my God, it's looking beautiful. And these kids are so up to see the city? They overlooked the city? Yeah. Oh my God, it's looking beautiful. And these kids are so highly educated the way they, they pretty much do theater in the streets and they put on a little show for you. And you talk to one of these kids and they're just, their education level makes you feel certain because you're like, holy shit.

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Like, you feel dumb, you know?

Speaker 11641.2s - 1651.3s

Yeah, you feel dumb. Like, you feel like, holy fuck. Like, these kids are and their their outlook in life is like as soon as i get 10 000 more pesos i'm ready to go to europe

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to study at this huge hall like i got invited because holy holy fuck dude you know like

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yeah he got a lot of those 10 million pesos me woulda en peda yeah homeco yeah i i like

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strongly strongly recommend to go to Samueli Yende FAC.

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It's amazing.

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You have to go.

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You got to take the old lady.

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You got to go.

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You got to just relax.

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It's a beautiful, beautiful city.

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You walk.

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Get a pregnant out there, bro.

Speaker 21677.4s - 1678.26s

Get a pregnant, bro. Have little risles.

Speaker 41678.44s - 1679.34s

Your risal babies in.

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Honestly, I don't, I'm sorry to cut you off.

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I don't recommend taking your girl.

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Why?

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Because I've learned, I've learned from experience to appreciate.

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No, it's not even that.

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It's not even that.

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It's just, in order for you to appreciate something.

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I'm married, bro. You have to be alone. Let me tell you why. Really? Because, like a nomad? I got the opportunity to go to Europe for the Grammys this past year.They were hosted in Sevilla, Spain. So we went to Sevilla, Spain, we're over there two weeks.

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And not having someone with me focusing on like doing the production for the radio show, doing the thing for the Grammys, and like going to these places alone gives you an appreciation that's 10 times better.

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Why?

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Because you're on your clock.

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It's cheaper without going to leave.

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No, it's not even that. It's just you're on your clock. Yeah.

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You're like, if there's something you want to do,

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you're like, you know what? I want to go see that statue. And the other person's like, nah.

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I want to go get my name. It changes the dynamic.

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Yeah.

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Really?

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But if you want to go see the Eiffel Tower FAC and your girl's like, no, like there's a big line.

Speaker 41749.18s - 1761.42s

Like, I don't mind waiting two hours and nine to see it from the inside. But no, it's cold. It just changed the whole dynamic. So your experience just got worse and it just got like shortchanged.

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Yeah.

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So he didn't really experience. That's what I'm saying.

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Go by yourself. Men and women. If you want to experience something, especially something out of town, out of state, do it alone. Because the appreciation,once you come back, trust me.

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I guess like a soul search.

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Yeah, because.

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If you're single or what?

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No, even if you're married,

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I mean,

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let's say you want to, if you want to see the Grand Canyon LOC, something as symbol as the Grand Canyon LOC, go by yourself because you're not on anybody else's clock. You want to spend five hours just gazing at the thing. You're free to do it. You're not anybody else's clock.Like, hey, I'm hungry. I want to go eat. That's the whole thing. I get it.

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I see.

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It's more.

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You know, I even recommend going to concerts by yourself.

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You know what I enjoy?

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I enjoy good movies by myself. Yep. Me too. Really? Do movies by myself. You know, you know what I enjoy? I enjoy good at movies by myself.

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Yep, me too.

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Really?

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Do movies by myself? You know what? I don't do. I take my wife everywhere, bro.

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Because you, I mean, you've been married for a rat.

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I've been married 25 years.

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So you're like, she's my best friend, bro. I take it everywhere we go.

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No, no, no. It doesn't mean she's a bad person. I'm just saying that your appreciation.

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Let's say, like, I love comedies, like silly, stupid comedies, right?

Speaker 31828.6s - 1830.4s

And maybe the girl I'm dating doesn't.

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Yeah.

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I'm going by myself.

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But what I, like, what I, I know what you're saying, but like, what I like doing by myself

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and I'm a geek like that, like, if I'm going to watch the Laker ORG game or something,

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I want to watch it by me.

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I don't like watching anybody else.

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There you go.

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That's me. If I want to hear something, I want to just be my myself. I'm going to watch the Laker ORG game or something, I want to watch it by me. I don't like watching anybody else. There you go. That's me.

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If I want to hear something, I want to just be my myself. I'll be a peace. Yeah, so I know what you're saying. Because the appreciation for, like, I'm taking yoga classes now, right?

Speaker 21855.76s - 1860.94s

And meditating and meditating classes. And one of the biggest things they told me was, well, one more. That's it.

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Find a partner that you can go because it'll keep you motivated. Like, I tried the partner thing for about two, three days, and I couldn't do it because I'm on someone else's clock.

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Oh, I get it. And I hate getting to the yoga class or the meditation class. And then he's like, oh, bro, I'm only going to save me half an hour because I'm like, I can't do it. I can't be on anybody else's clock. I'm sorry.

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And I find that when you do it on your own, there be a concert finding it like it's just better man it's just a way better experience because think about it the last time you went with your girl somewhere I'm not hating women by the way right

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I love women I love women I'm not women hey no ma'am

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like Al Bundy PERSON no man yeah no I'm not saying that what I'm saying is that

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think of the last time you went to your girls somewhere

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describe your experience now take those notes No, I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is that think of the last time you went to girls somewhere.

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Describe your experience.

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Now, take those notes and think of what else was there that you didn't get to do.

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Yeah.

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And you're going to, you shortchanged. And you're right about, fuck that bitch.

Speaker 31917.64s - 1918.8s

I said, went to Disneyland FAC.

Speaker 41919.06s - 1920.46s

I wanted to go fucking walk around.

Speaker 11921.86s - 1923.6s

Like, something as simple as Disneyland FAC, right?

Speaker 41923.9s - 1925.22s

I mean, but, you know, I've gone on Disneyland FAC.

Speaker 11925.58s - 1927.32s

So I hate Disneyland FAC, bro.

Speaker 01927.32s - 1928.1s

Dude, now I do.

Speaker 21928.24s - 1929.34s

It's fucking, now I do.

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It's fucking, it's packed.

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No, fuck.

Speaker 41931.82s - 1932.04s

I hate it.

Speaker 21932.04s - 1933.18s

Well, what was your worst experience?

Speaker 41933.38s - 1935.62s

I just don't like, I don't like people, bro.

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I don't like, I don't like mouse this, bro.

Speaker 41937.66s - 1940.06s

I just don't like, it's so packed.

Speaker 21940.34s - 1940.56s

Yeah.

Speaker 41940.94s - 1941.8s

I mean, now it is, bro.

Speaker 51941.86s - 1942.24s

Now it is.

Speaker 21942.24s - 1948.88s

You can't. You're like this. You know, the fucking right. The rides are super long. It's so expensive. Yeah. I it is, bro. Now it's like you can't. You're like this. You know, the fucking right, the rides are super long. It's so expensive.

Speaker 11950.48s - 1950.76s

Yeah, I can't talk shit about Disney ORG.

Speaker 21951.7s - 1953.06s

I don't like it, bro. Oh, they sponsor it? Yeah.

Speaker 11953.44s - 1965.64s

No, no, no. Besides that, what I'm saying is, I can't talk shit about Disney ORG because my experience is way different. And it sounds like, like I almost sound like a fucking dick or whatever but

Speaker 21965.64s - 1972.42s

every time I go to Disneyland FAC with my kids they invite us so the you know what I'm saying

Speaker 11972.42s - 1976.46s

the treatment is completely different a fucking customer that works there I'll give him to you for

Speaker 21976.46s - 1983.18s

free dude don't I want to go bro I want to go I'm not talking about the tickets I'm talking about

Speaker 11983.18s - 1985.08s

they give us a hotel room if you follow me, like, they give us a hotel room.

Speaker 01985.18s - 1987.46s

If you follow me on my Instagram ORG, they give us a hotel room.

Speaker 11987.94s - 1990.66s

When we're ready to go to the park, they call a little car for us.

Speaker 01990.72s - 1991.52s

They take us under the tunnel.

Speaker 11991.56s - 1992.12s

Oh, that's a cool.

Speaker 01992.12s - 1992.2s

That's a cool.

Speaker 21992.2s - 1994.14s

That's a different experience, bro.

Speaker 01994.24s - 1994.74s

That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 21994.82s - 1997.2s

You're a big, right? I don't go. No, but that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 01997.2s - 2001.56s

I sound like a dick if I tell you like, no, there's a shit.

Speaker 22001.76s - 2009.96s

I don't care. Oh, yeah, my experience is different. I don't care if you give me $10,000 a fucking limo okay so that's okay I want to go and that takes us what

Speaker 42009.96s - 2014.88s

would it take for you for you to go to Disneyland FAC yeah oh fuck bro okay so somebody

Speaker 22014.88s - 2020.82s

gave you $10,000 right now so 10,000 salo so there's water by the way so 10,000

Speaker 42020.82s - 2025.1s

so 10,000 dollars that's it that it! I won't do it. Okay.

Speaker 22026.9s - 2027.86s

What if something?

Speaker 32027.96s - 2028.78s

You got to up it.

Speaker 22029.2s - 2029.4s

Okay.

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What if...

Speaker 12029.94s - 2030.4s

You have kids?

Speaker 22030.82s - 2031.36s

I got four.

Speaker 12031.6s - 2032.2s

Little kids?

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What's the youngest?

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My youngest is, uh, oh my gosh.

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15.

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15?

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14.

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He or she?

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He's not into Disney ORG, right?

Speaker 12042.12s - 2042.42s

He don't care.

Speaker 22042.42s - 2042.7s

Not really?

Speaker 12042.78s - 2043.16s

Okay, no.

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Because for me, if they told me, oh, we'll give your kids this and like, oh, I'm all in.

Speaker 12048.78s - 2050.42s

I did that, but it's different, you know?

Speaker 22050.62s - 2052.26s

I took my kids.

Speaker 12052.46s - 2057.26s

I spoke the shit out of my kids, Disneyland, Natsbury Farm, fucking Universal Studios ORG.

Speaker 22057.62s - 2059.48s

Which was the best one I've all for you?

Speaker 42059.62s - 2061.74s

I just went to University Studios ORG.

Speaker 22062.32s - 2079.02s

Was it last Thursday? Oh, yeah, you went, yeah. So we went. I said, you know what? I'm going to take a day off. Tomorrow, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to take a. Was it last Thursday? Oh, yeah, you went, yeah. So we went, I said, you know what, fuck it. I'm going to take a day off. Tomorrow, you know what? Fuck it.I'm taking a day off. Let's go. Let's go. Spring break for the kids. I just took my two little ones in my nephew. We went, it's not the same, bro.

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They don't have the back to the future ride no more. No, that's, what is it now?

Speaker 22082.82s - 2091.58s

The Simpsons WORK_OF_ART. The Simpsons WORK_OF_ART. The Simpsons WORK_OF_ART. I love Simpsons. I just didn't like it, bro future right no more. No, that's, what is it now? The Simpsons. The Simpsons. The Simpsons. I love Simpsons WORK_OF_ART. I just didn't like it, bro. The lines are.Oh, you know what happened? Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 42092.58s - 2094.62s

Frankenstein PERSON humped you? No.

Speaker 22094.7s - 2100.48s

They don't have that food. They don't have it anymore. No. What? Dude, what's the fucking worst thing that happened to you?

Speaker 42100.74s - 2108.78s

Uh, what do you workpecker? Rain? No. I don't fucking know. You lost your wallet. Wait, let me try, guess. We went to the you woodpecker, uh, rain? No, uh, I don't fucking know. You lost your wallet. Wait,let me try, guess. You, uh, we went to the Harry Potter right. Yeah.

Speaker 22109.02s - 2109.36s

You know,

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we went to the right. I got stuck on the right. I got stuck on the right. You got stuck on the, you should have sued, bro. Rizzo,I'm scared of heights, right? Yeah, I'm a big pussy with heights, right? I told you, I fell from the roof of my house.So I've always,

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yeah.

Speaker 32123.04s - 2123.88s

I'm like Tim Allen PERSON?

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Like Tim Allen PERSON?

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I'm improving. Two time. So, so. So I'm always going to... Like Tim Allen PERSON?

Speaker 22126.04s - 2134.54s

I'm improving. So we went, my wife said, don't go, stay with me. I go, nah, I'm going to go with the kids, right? We go, wait in line, you know... That was the Harry Potter PERSON ride, right?

Speaker 42134.54s - 2140.8s

Harry Potter PERSON ride. So we go right, we go in there, and we didn't go as a group. We went as an individual to cut in line. Oh, yeah, too, like...

Speaker 22140.8s - 2142.56s

No, really.

Speaker 42142.92s - 2151.42s

So we went, and then... And they're like, okay okay you go first i'm like oh i go i was like there you know that where you put it you put the hardness right there and you're

Speaker 12151.42s - 2156.92s

good i get the right and then the ride goes in and then it and then it turns over so i'm like this

Speaker 22156.92s - 2162.06s

oh hell no look at the floor that i all your comments are falling out i'm hitting it already

Speaker 42162.06s - 2165.82s

dude and i was like dude like was like, my face was down.

Speaker 12166.36s - 2167.24s

It was dark.

Speaker 42167.38s - 2170.26s

And they said, oh, um, sorry for the inconvenience.

Speaker 22170.34s - 2171.62s

We're going to, we're going to delay the ride.

Speaker 42171.66s - 2173.5s

That sucks, bro.

Speaker 12173.96s - 2174.64s

Oh my gosh.

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Bro.

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My heart fucking drop, bro.

Speaker 22177.42s - 2178.02s

My heart drop.

Speaker 42178.1s - 2179.44s

All your blows rush into your head.

Speaker 22179.74s - 2180.34s

Everything, bro.

Speaker 42180.38s - 2181.68s

And then that guy I was talking to that fool.

Speaker 22181.74s - 2189.42s

I was like, dude, we're okay. And I'm like, oh my gosh. And we're just looking down for like two minutes, I got an offer I thought my life was over bro

Speaker 12189.42s - 2193.1s

I got an offer for you make an offer bro I got an offer for you I got an offer for you said what would it

Speaker 22193.1s - 2198.52s

take for you to go to Disneyland FAC now this this this is my offer do it bro let's go I was you don't have to

Speaker 12198.52s - 2205.66s

pay for tickets all right okay so a three day park hoppers So you can go to either park

Speaker 22205.66s - 2207.06s

You can go back and forth same day

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You have access

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Full access to both parks For three days Friday is hard and Sunday Right Checking at the Grand CaliforniaWhich is Disney ORG's best hotel

Speaker 42216.18s - 2217.36s

It's like 500 bucks a night

Speaker 12217.36s - 2217.58s

Right

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For a more dude

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For a simple room

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So

Speaker 12221.64s - 2236.86s

So I'll get you a suite At the Grand California Transportation from the hotel So literally you have to Check into the hotel You don't see your car Fuck. So I'll get you a suite at the Grand California FAC. Transportation from the hotel. So literally you have to check into a hotel. You don't see your car until you leave Monday morning, right?Because they drive you everywhere. Plus, no lines.

Speaker 32243.26s - 2243.44s

And all the shows you want to see from Fantasmic to World of Color ORG, whatever it is, front row seats.

Speaker 12244.62s - 2247.58s

The Hall of Presidents, bro. You don't have to pull passes, whatever.

Speaker 42248s - 2249.22s

They'll reserve the seats for them.

Speaker 32250.44s - 2251.86s

Food, whenever you want it.

Speaker 42251.9s - 2252.62s

The Blue Bay FAC You, bro.

Speaker 32252.68s - 2253.76s

Oh, no, Club 33.

Speaker 12254.98s - 2256.16s

Access to Club 23.

Speaker 42256.92s - 2259.72s

World renowned chefs cooking for, like.

Speaker 02259.8s - 2261.86s

You get to kick you with Johnny Depp PERSON, too, bro.

Speaker 12261.9s - 2262.56s

Tell me you won't go.

Speaker 42262.94s - 2263.46s

Oh, do it, bro.

Speaker 12264.14s - 2264.7s

No way.

Speaker 22264.76s - 2265.24s

I told you. I don't like this. Leo. Okay, okay, okay. So, okay, what? I hate Disneyland FAC, bro. Tell me you you won't go. Oh, do it, bro. No way. Okay, okay.

Speaker 12265.24s - 2265.74s

I told you.

Speaker 02265.82s - 2266.5s

I don't like this.

Speaker 42266.5s - 2266.54s

Leo PERSON.

Speaker 02266.84s - 2267.18s

Okay, okay.

Speaker 42267.18s - 2267.82s

So, okay, what?

Speaker 02267.9s - 2268.9s

I hate Disneyland FAC, bro.

Speaker 12269.02s - 2270.46s

That's a personal vendetta there.

Speaker 02270.6s - 2272.06s

This guy, you're a six-likes guy, huh?

Speaker 12272.06s - 2272.3s

Bro.

Speaker 02273.5s - 2274.12s

No, I'm not.

Speaker 12274.34s - 2274.42s

I'm not.

Speaker 02274.42s - 2275.34s

I'm not.

Speaker 42275.34s - 2276.62s

I'm not.

Speaker 02276.88s - 2277.46s

He's a Knopf ORG guy.

Speaker 42277.86s - 2278.78s

I don't like.

Speaker 02279.5s - 2280.34s

Snoopy PERSON, bro.

Speaker 42280.82s - 2281.54s

Not just questioning.

Speaker 12281.74s - 2282.56s

Not just cool.

Speaker 22282.6s - 2283.02s

Voice and Barry PERSON.

Speaker 12283.16s - 2283.56s

It's cool.

Speaker 22283.94s - 2284.68s

Magic Mountain LOC.

Speaker 12284.78s - 2285.8s

I'm afraid of Magic Mountain LOC. Okay. So what is somebody? I hate Disneyland, bro. did I cool. Not just cool. It's cool. Magic Mountain. I'm afraid of Magic Mountain.

Speaker 42286.32s - 2286.62s

Okay.

Speaker 22286.72s - 2287.84s

So what if somebody...

Speaker 12287.84s - 2288.3s

I hate Disneyland FAC, bro.

Speaker 22288.46s - 2288.76s

I'm not...

Speaker 12288.76s - 2289.3s

Did I tell you?

Speaker 42289.42s - 2290.3s

I got free tickets.

Speaker 12290.38s - 2290.84s

I won't go.

Speaker 22290.94s - 2291.68s

I'll go for you.

Speaker 12291.68s - 2292.38s

I'll pretend be you.

Speaker 42292.5s - 2293.52s

He's anti-Disney.

Speaker 12294.76s - 2295.74s

I'm anti-Disney, bro.

Speaker 42295.84s - 2300.6s

What if somebody were to pay for all your expenses in flights to go to Disneyland in Paris GPE?

Speaker 22301.58s - 2302.56s

Do you in Paris GPE? Yeah.

Speaker 42303.12s - 2304.3s

Or Tokyo GPE. Or Tokyo GPE.

Speaker 22304.54s - 2305.3s

Okay, that's different. That's different. That's another country. Yeah. Would you go to Paris? Yeah. Or Tokyo GPE. Or Tokyo. Okay. That's different.

Speaker 42305.56s - 2306.02s

That's different.

Speaker 22306.14s - 2310.1s

That's another country. Yeah. Would you go to Paris GPE? I like the Disneyland here in Anaheim GPE.

Speaker 42310.14s - 2310.9s

Disney World ORG's different.

Speaker 12311s - 2315.1s

This is it was bad. I love Disney World ORG better than a... He's just prejudiced towards Southern California LOC.

Speaker 42315.3s - 2316.84s

You hate Anaheim GPE.

Speaker 22317.34s - 2318.26s

He hates Anaheim GPE.

Speaker 42319.44s - 2319.46s

You're an Angel PERSON fan, bro.

Speaker 22319.46s - 2320.58s

You're an angel fan?

Speaker 12320.68s - 2321.2s

Yeah, bro.

Speaker 42321.44s - 2322.4s

You're a Ducks ORG fan, too?

Speaker 22322.58s - 2323.66s

I hate the Dodgers ORG. I'll say it.

Speaker 42323.86s - 2334.34s

You're a duck fan too. Every time we think we got to figure it out. Yeah. I throw a curveball. I'm actually an Angels fan? Yeah, bro. You're a Ducks ORG fan too? I hate the Dodgers. I'll say it. You're a Ducks fan too? Every time we think we gotta figure it out. I throws a curve-ball. I'm actually a Angels ORG fan. I'm a Cerva PRODUCT. I'm a Nijals ORG fan.I'm not. I throw a curfah at us. Holy shit.

Speaker 22334.46s - 2336.5s

Okay. I hate the Raiders ORG. We can.

Speaker 42336.84s - 2338.74s

So you just don't. You just don't like Disneyland FAC.

Speaker 12338.82s - 2341.22s

I like the Cholos NORP, though. I like Tijuana GPE.

Speaker 22342.24s - 2343.14s

Oh, but that's different.

Speaker 12343.54s - 2345.58s

Come on. They're not Cholos NORP. They're not cholos. The dog, though. Yeah, Come on, bro. They're not Cholos because gangsters.

Speaker 22346.5s - 2348.56s

Yeah, the Cholos NORP, the dog, though. I like the Cholos NORP.

Speaker 12349.14s - 2349.2s

You have to me.

Speaker 22350.06s - 2350.1s

That's the badass team, huh?

Speaker 12350.38s - 2354.38s

Oh, yeah. I'm a Chivas. The culture's really, really, really cool with us. Our culture is over there.

Speaker 22354.5s - 2358.86s

I like the Chivas PRODUCT because I went to the stadium. And I like the Cholas PRODUCT. I went to their stadium, bro.

Speaker 12359.08s - 2360.64s

All right. What's something you won't do?

Speaker 42361.28s - 2362.76s

I won't do or like, uh...

Speaker 12362.76s - 2364.58s

Yeah, so we can make an offer to see what would it take.

Speaker 42364.98s - 2366.36s

What did I do, bro? What do you? Wait, wait, like, uh... Yeah, so you can make an offer to see what would it take? What did I do, bro?

Speaker 12367.56s - 2367.8s

What?

Speaker 22368.44s - 2369.76s

Wait, wait, what's your, what do you hate?

Speaker 12369.8s - 2370.86s

Okay, would you cheat on your girl?

Speaker 22371s - 2372.02s

No, I can't know.

Speaker 12372.08s - 2372.98s

Oh, no, I got one.

Speaker 22373s - 2373.64s

What would it take?

Speaker 12373.8s - 2374.88s

No, no.

Speaker 42375.38s - 2376.22s

I got my girl.

Speaker 12376.34s - 2377.14s

I got one.

Speaker 32377.38s - 2377.42s

I got one.

Speaker 22378.32s - 2379.12s

I got one, bro.

Speaker 02379.28s - 2382.84s

If my girl clones yourself, I'll fuck both of them.

Speaker 22382.84s - 2383.1s

Hey, bro.

Speaker 02385.68s - 2386.6s

Who'd be on top, though?

Speaker 22387.3s - 2388.5s

The real one or the fake one?

Speaker 42388.54s - 2388.86s

I don't know.

Speaker 02389.38s - 2390.22s

I don't know.

Speaker 42390.22s - 2390.78s

I don't ask you, bro.

Speaker 52390.86s - 2391.5s

Who will be on top?

Speaker 42391.56s - 2392.78s

Your chick or you're the clone?

Speaker 22393.66s - 2394.14s

Oh, shit.

Speaker 42394.26s - 2394.58s

I didn't see.

Speaker 22394.58s - 2395.38s

Now I'm going to get in trouble.

Speaker 42395.76s - 2396.46s

Like, really?

Speaker 22396.64s - 2397.24s

This is a clone.

Speaker 42397.56s - 2400.1s

I guess. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm on top and on the bottom?

Speaker 22400.1s - 2408.12s

I don't, wait. I'm in the middle? I'm in the middle? What the fuck, wait. You love skateboarding. Yeah. That fuck, wait. You love skateboarding. Yeah, that's your passion.You love skate, you fucking love skateboard.

Speaker 42408.12s - 2410.84s

It's a hobby, yeah. 10 Gs.

Speaker 22411.14s - 2414.94s

Abras, I'm going to be fucking 10 Gs, 10 racks. You got to quit skateboarding, bro.

Speaker 42414.94s - 2417.7s

No, I can't. No, skateboarding is like my, it's my state, bro.

Speaker 22417.76s - 2420.34s

I can't. I find peace in skateboarding. I got you.

Speaker 02420.42s - 2420.86s

I got an offer.

Speaker 12421.02s - 2421.74s

I got an offer.

Speaker 42421.82s - 2422.86s

Yeah. All right, bro.

Speaker 12423.08s - 2424.98s

Okay, you said no to 10 G's, right? Yeah.

Speaker 22425.88s - 2426.38s

All right. 10. 50 G offer? Yeah. All right. Okay, you said no to 10 G's, right? Yeah. All right.

Speaker 12427.24s - 2427.56s

10.

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50 Gs.

Speaker 12428.94s - 2430.08s

Damn, 50 racks.

Speaker 22430.88s - 2431.24s

And.

Speaker 12431.98s - 2432.78s

Do you cheat on my girl?

Speaker 22433.34s - 2433.84s

No, no, no.

Speaker 12434.26s - 2434.84s

No, no.

Speaker 42434.9s - 2435.86s

It's 50 Gs.

Speaker 12436.22s - 2438.6s

Okay, we're trying to get them to do is to quit skateboard, right?

Speaker 22438.7s - 2438.86s

Okay.

Speaker 42439.46s - 2442.64s

You can't touch a skateboard like anymore at all.

Speaker 12442.8s - 2443.1s

No more real.

Speaker 22443.1s - 2448.92s

I can't go to conventions. You can't get on one. You can't put one together. You can't touch a skateboard. You can hang no more that's my like on convention you can't get on one you can't put one together you can't touch a skateboard you can't get out

Speaker 12448.92s - 2449.04s

you can't go

Speaker 22449.04s - 2450.28s

and wang anymore

Speaker 42450.28s - 2450.94s

dude

Speaker 12450.94s - 2452.36s

50 Gs

Speaker 42452.36s - 2453.52s

that's right

Speaker 12453.52s - 2454.4s

I can't with George

Speaker 42454.4s - 2456s

like anymore 50 Gs

Speaker 12456s - 2470.86s

yeah but there's a tradeoff it's 50 Gs for you to stop skateboarding and never toucha skateboard but if you keep skateboarding you got to break up a break up with a girl.Wow, that's a double-edged sword.

Speaker 42471.06s - 2472.04s

He gets 50 grand.

Speaker 32472.66s - 2474.54s

He can't skateboard, but he gets to break up.

Speaker 22474.56s - 2475.42s

He gets to keep his girl.

Speaker 42475.8s - 2476.6s

Oh, he gets to keep his girl.

Speaker 12476.6s - 2492.08s

He gets to keep his girl. Oh, you have to keep her. If he keeps skateboarding, he has to break up. Because he just said his girl as his world, But then he said the same thing about skateboarding So I'm throwing in 50 Gs And you can either keep skateboardingWith without the 50 Gs

Speaker 42492.08s - 2494s

That's a hard one

Speaker 22494s - 2495.78s

Or you have to report it?

Speaker 42496s - 2497.72s

You have to report to the government or

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No no, tax free

Speaker 22499.18s - 2499.86s

Oh tax free, okay

Speaker 42499.86s - 2501s

It's cash, it's cash

Speaker 12501s - 2503.3s

So you put in your like door somewhere

Speaker 42503.3s - 2505.26s

So he can keep the 50 G's.

Speaker 12505.36s - 2506.12s

So you have 50 grand.

Speaker 22506.3s - 2507.78s

And take his girl around the world.

Speaker 12508s - 2508.24s

Okay.

Speaker 22508.3s - 2509.28s

But he can't touch skateboard anymore.

Speaker 12509.5s - 2514.66s

Or he can pass on the 50 Gs, break up with his girl, and keep skateboarding for the rest of his life.

Speaker 22515.38s - 2515.88s

What do you do?

Speaker 12516.12s - 2517.7s

50 grand nowadays, nothing, bro.

Speaker 22518.34s - 2521.08s

That's, dude, I can't. We're going to take it around the world. You can't.

Speaker 42521.22s - 2524.06s

I take her to, uh, to, uh, Bombay Beach GPE.

Speaker 32526.88s - 2531.68s

That's 50, 20 grand, bro. Oh up skateboarding fuck dude i love skateboarding oh but i love my girl

Speaker 22531.68s - 2538.32s

dude i don't know i can't i just all right bro i'll kill myself i'll

Speaker 42538.32s - 2546.7s

can't kill yourself is there a soft of the stroke button no no no money money comes in the surf buttons? There's no, like, no. Money comes in gold, though, bro.

Speaker 22547.36s - 2547.68s

Yeah.

Speaker 42548.06s - 2548.76s

Money comes in gold.

Speaker 22548.82s - 2550.98s

But you make 50 grand when you become famous, bro.

Speaker 42551.08s - 2555.4s

You can keep the 50 Gs and your girl, but you can't skateboard anymore.

Speaker 22555.58s - 2559.84s

Or keep skateboarding, say goodbye to your girl and no 50 Gs.

Speaker 42560.14s - 2563.5s

Okay, so you break up with your chick and just say, hey, man, I'll be back in a year or two.

Speaker 22563.92s - 2564.08s

No.

Speaker 42564.08s - 2564.44s

Can he dead?

Speaker 22564.62s - 2565.26s

No, there's no. No, that's it. No, that's it. What the fuck? You can't. You don't break up with your chick and just say, hey, man, I'll be back in a year or two. No. Can he that? No, there's no.

Speaker 42565.26s - 2566.68s

No, that's it.

Speaker 22566.68s - 2567.26s

No, that's it.

Speaker 12567.36s - 2568.46s

What the fun, bro.

Speaker 22568.76s - 2569.84s

You can't break up with your girl.

Speaker 02570.76s - 2571.82s

Damn, bro, you ain't too hard.

Speaker 22572.22s - 2572.26s

Riz.

Speaker 12572.26s - 2580.04s

Man, this is the hardest one, bro. That's not a good look for you, man. That's not too long. I'll keep the girl.

Speaker 42580.2s - 2581.76s

Yeah, keep the girl. Yeah.

Speaker 22582.06s - 2584.72s

Think about it, bro. Is your chick worth 50 G's?

Speaker 42584.86s - 2585.14s

Yeah. Okay, then. That's a goal. it, bro. Is your chick worth 50 G's? Yeah.

Speaker 22585.44s - 2586.86s

Okay, then. You have to go.

Speaker 42587.66s - 2587.92s

What?

Speaker 22588.38s - 2588.5s

What, what?

Speaker 42588.5s - 2589.02s

Which is it?

Speaker 22589.32s - 2589.58s

Yeah.

Speaker 42589.7s - 2590.32s

Is it worth 50 G's?

Speaker 22590.6s - 2594.78s

Yes, so I keep the girl. So you keep your chick and you skateboard, then. So money doesn't mean.

Speaker 42594.78s - 2595.18s

No.

Speaker 02595.18s - 2597.5s

No. No, I got it.

Speaker 22597.88s - 2599s

I got you.

Speaker 02599.3s - 2599.94s

I got you.

Speaker 22599.94s - 2601.5s

I got you. Hey. Wait. Wait.

Speaker 12601.5s - 2607.24s

Wait, what the fucking is. Hey, hold on. Let me. What's say it. Right. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Okay. fuck is? Hold on, let me steal the shit, dude. Oh, boy, dude. I said it right.Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 02607.24s - 2610.32s

Okay, I'm offering 50 gs. Okay. You have it right now?

Speaker 32610.42s - 2615.78s

I can give him 50 Gs and he can keep his girl, but he can't skate anymore forever.

Speaker 02616.7s - 2622.76s

If he decides to keep skating, he keeps his girl and the 50 Gs.

Speaker 32623.46s - 2625.98s

The girl in the skate cannot be in the same equation.

Speaker 12626.32s - 2633.06s

Oh. He has to give one of them up. But if he gives up skateboarding, he gets to 50 Gs. Damn, bro.

Speaker 42633.26s - 2643.48s

So, like, okay, so let's say I choose $50,000 and I keep my girl. If she happens to, like, pass away from something, can I skateboard again after? Ooh, that's a good one, bro.

Speaker 22643.56s - 2646.94s

Is that in the claws? Is that another guy drug? Did he think about that that's a good one, bro. Is that in the claws? Is that another guy?

Speaker 42646.94s - 2647.86s

Did he think about that?

Speaker 02649s - 2649.88s

All right, all right.

Speaker 42650.18s - 2650.5s

All right.

Speaker 02650.5s - 2651.18s

All right.

Speaker 22651.18s - 2651.26s

Let's get rid of it.

Speaker 42651.94s - 2653.18s

Let's move on.

Speaker 02653.76s - 2655.04s

Did you guys watch the clips?

Speaker 42655.42s - 2655.58s

Oh, yeah.

Speaker 22655.58s - 2656.46s

Now we have to get here.

Speaker 42656.48s - 2658.54s

Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. I got one for you, bro.

Speaker 12658.58s - 2659.04s

I got one for you.

Speaker 42659.04s - 2660.8s

You said you don't drink no more.

Speaker 12660.94s - 2661.5s

Oh, yeah.

Speaker 22661.6s - 2663.48s

So you drink like you're sober, period.

Speaker 12663.78s - 2664.1s

Yes.

Speaker 22664.3s - 2664.5s

Okay.

Speaker 12664.62s - 2665.2s

I don't drink at all. All right. I'm going to up., you're sober, period. Yes. Okay. I don't drink at home.

Speaker 22665.32s - 2673.86s

All right. I'm going to up. I'm going to up it. I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you 100K. I'll give you 100K. Okay.

Speaker 12675.24s - 2675.74s

Let's go.

Speaker 22676.06s - 2678.02s

Wait, hold on. 100K. Oh, he's not that.

Speaker 12678.5s - 2686.16s

100K, you get to, I don't know, drink for a weekend. Drink for a weekend. Okay. That's it, simple.

Speaker 22686.72s - 2687.04s

Okay.

Speaker 12687.84s - 2690.58s

So I'm going to give you 100K, you get to drink for a weekend.

Speaker 22691.08s - 2691.4s

Okay.

Speaker 12691.72s - 2691.98s

Right.

Speaker 22693.78s - 2697.42s

Now, you say you stop drinking. Yes.

Speaker 12698.54s - 2699.5s

Not even an ounce.

Speaker 22699.72s - 2700.98s

No, this is water, by the way.

Speaker 12701.38s - 2701.9s

Yeah, no, it's water.

Speaker 22702.02s - 2702.86s

No, I poured it.

Speaker 12702.86s - 2704.22s

I poured them water.

Speaker 22704.86s - 2706.52s

So you will not drink for 100K. How many times did I tell you guys know today? Yeah, no, I poured it. I poured them water. So you will not drink for 100K.

Speaker 12706.8s - 2708.72s

How many times did I tell you guys know today? Yeah, you said.

Speaker 42708.72s - 2709.02s

I won't.

Speaker 22709.12s - 2709.8s

I won't do it.

Speaker 42709.82s - 2718.76s

That's good. Okay, so what if, like, you know, fucking Jenny 16, I came to you right now. She's like. Who? Jenny 69 PERSON is.

Speaker 22719.08s - 2725.42s

That one, that Riverside LOC chick? So a lot of 16. She came up to me and she's like her? You like her? Do I like her? Yeah. No. Oh. 16? She came up to and she liked her? You like her?

Speaker 12725.44s - 2725.88s

Do I like her?

Speaker 42725.92s - 2726.12s

Yeah.

Speaker 12726.5s - 2726.76s

No.

Speaker 42726.9s - 2732.38s

Oh. So she came out of tea and she's like, and she let drink, drink out of my cheat cheese. Like, you know, she put the, like that. No?

Speaker 12732.82s - 2733.18s

No.

Speaker 42733.44s - 2738.32s

Not interested. William Levy PERSON came up to you. William Levy PERSON came up to you. Okay.

Speaker 22738.68s - 2739.24s

Okay.

Speaker 42739.92s - 2741.76s

So what would make you drink again?

Speaker 22742.54s - 2743s

I don't know.

Speaker 42743.04s - 2744.36s

I don't think there's anything that I'll make you drink.

Speaker 12744.78s - 2746.36s

So you don't care about chicks, right?

Speaker 42746.68s - 2748.96s

I mean, you had so many of them, right?

Speaker 22749.4s - 2750.72s

Well, no, I'm not saying so many of them.

Speaker 42750.84s - 2754.56s

I'm not, I don't think a chick would make me drink.

Speaker 22754.64s - 2755.72s

So a chick would not make you drink.

Speaker 42755.84s - 2757.16s

No.

Speaker 22757.44s - 2758s

How about a car?

Speaker 12759s - 2759.5s

What car?

Speaker 22760.06s - 2760.28s

Okay.

Speaker 12760.52s - 2762.1s

So, yeah, that's a car, not Leo PERSON.

Speaker 22762.22s - 2763.6s

Okay, you like lowriders?

Speaker 12763.88s - 2764.68s

No, the Laurion PRODUCT.

Speaker 42764.94s - 2765.58s

Do you like? I admire law riders or I would have a wrong one. Okay, you like lowriders? No. Delorian PRODUCT. Do you like...

Speaker 12765.58s - 2767.18s

I admire lowriders, I would never own one.

Speaker 22767.36s - 2768.1s

You like classics?

Speaker 42768.52s - 2769.2s

I like classics.

Speaker 32769.28s - 2769.96s

I like muscle cars.

Speaker 12770.04s - 2777.8s

Classic muscle cars. Oh, no. So what's your muscle car? I like the, um, my favorite muscle car is the one from Ducze Hazards ORG. Oh, so you like... Oh, what the...

Speaker 42777.8s - 2779.54s

What the computer?

Speaker 02780.12s - 2780.36s

No.

Speaker 42780.54s - 2781.04s

Oh, no.

Speaker 12781.14s - 2781.54s

Hey!

Speaker 02782s - 2782.86s

Hey, dude!

Speaker 12783.28s - 2784.28s

What the fuck, dude?

Speaker 22784.28s - 2786s

The car, the Dutch NORP, uh, gentle.

Speaker 02786s - 2786.68s

It's a challenger.

Speaker 22786.88s - 2789.46s

So you get a 72 PRODUCT challenger.

Speaker 02789.82s - 2790.98s

So you got a 72 PRODUCT challenger.

Speaker 42791.38s - 2794.56s

We're going to throw Daisy PERSON in there, right? Is that, uh.

Speaker 22795.36s - 2796.08s

Daisy PERSON, bro.

Speaker 02796.68s - 2797.1s

Ginger Ann PERSON?

Speaker 42797.2s - 2798.48s

That's from McGilligan Island GPE.

Speaker 22798.72s - 2799.2s

She was 79.

Speaker 12800.04s - 2801.52s

But she looked at the hate that.

Speaker 22801.64s - 2802.94s

No, Daisy PERSON from the show.

Speaker 42802.94s - 2803.58s

Oh, yeah.

Speaker 12803.74s - 2804.9s

The term Daisy Dukes PRODUCT come from.

Speaker 22804.9s - 2812.04s

Oh, okay. So you get, you get, uh, well, you didn't evenoll. No, Daisy from the show. Oh, yeah. You know the term Daisy Dukes PRODUCT come from because you're wearing the shorts. Yeah. So you get, what you didn't even finish is, you get Daisy PERSON autographed shorts. Okay. Right. I'm not gonna wear them?

Speaker 42812.16s - 2812.72s

What the fuck?

Speaker 02812.76s - 2813.32s

It doesn't matter.

Speaker 22813.4s - 2814.76s

You can, you can sniff them, bro.

Speaker 42815.24s - 2817.1s

Yeah. It gives you energy, right?

Speaker 22817.16s - 2819.9s

It's like, I imagine how cool that be, bro.

Speaker 42820.04s - 2820.96s

Are your homies kickback?

Speaker 22821.06s - 2821.42s

Like, what's that?

Speaker 42821.46s - 2825.7s

Those are little Daisy PERSON shorts autographed. Do you want to smell them? That's pretty. And with a little stain on it, too, you know?

Speaker 12825.8s - 2832.06s

You don't know what it is, but it's just a little stain. No, I don't think. I know. It would have to be one-of-a-kind car.

Speaker 22832.28s - 2837.02s

So you get a 72 Challenger without, without the Confederate NORP flag.

Speaker 12837.08s - 2837.92s

You put a Mexican NORP flag.

Speaker 02839.38s - 2841.46s

You put a Mexican NORP flag.

Speaker 42841.82s - 2843.62s

You put Daisy PERSON shorts, right?

Speaker 12843.7s - 2844.26s

With a stain.

Speaker 42844.9s - 2845.12s

And 100K. A thick-ass shorts, right? With a stain.

Speaker 22845.56s - 2845.74s

Yeah.

Speaker 42846.24s - 2846.34s

A hundred K.

Speaker 22847.52s - 2847.56s

A thick-ass stain, too, you know?

Speaker 42849.3s - 2849.76s

You wouldn't drag, you wouldn't drink a six-pack.

Speaker 22849.98s - 2850.64s

No.

Speaker 12853.8s - 2853.96s

What about, like, what about, like, a beer that only has, like, 3% alcohol?

Speaker 42853.98s - 2854.08s

Wait, wait.

Speaker 22854.72s - 2856.22s

Who's your favorite band?

Speaker 42857.26s - 2857.42s

I have several different.

Speaker 22858.9s - 2859.14s

Oh, giving you a top, like, Mana PERSON.

Speaker 12860.06s - 2860.8s

Who's your top?

Speaker 22861.86s - 2862.66s

Who would I go to see? Revelde PERSON.

Speaker 32866.1s - 2866.2s

You're a Buki PERSON fan, right?

Speaker 22866.36s - 2866.52s

Yeah.

Speaker 32867.16s - 2868.6s

Okay, how about Fucky PERSON, so he comes down.

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He comes right now. He comes the door and, hey, Leo PERSON, what's up? Hey, man, we're hanging out right here. Hey, you know what? Beza me, way.

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Beza me, brother.

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Hey, you get to hang out and tour with a fucker.

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Done that.

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He's like, hey, hey, who you wait?

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Hey, but now, bro, right now, and he's like,

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dude, you got to drink a fucking, you got to drink this right here, bro.

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Nah, I pass.

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What about non-alcoholic beer?

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You were...

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No, pass.

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Non-alcoholic beer.

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Because I think it's, it's one of those things, like,

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why even put yourself in a situation where it tastes like it?

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Yeah.

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What the fuck?

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For me, it's, you know, like, nah, I'm cool. I don't... So none of the shit is me is you know like that I'm I'm

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cool I don't I don't I don't know I don't I don't want to drink you pass the

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test bro and you get a free shot you know

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here you go bro okay so what made you fucking not drink no more what did you do bro

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I started this thing called monk mode monk monk like a monk like mom like monk mentality

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yeah like a monk like a monk mode and it's really cool i recommend everybody just i read up on it

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it's really awesome it's really sure it's not strong huh no it's not that strong huh i stopped drinking

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don't try to convince me my fuck it's not that strong so it's an energy drink, bro. I stopped eating like sugar.

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I'm not sugar to coffee or anything like that.

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I stopped going after women.

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I stopped...

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You think because these things, these are all vices and they kind of like...

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distractions from your goals, dude.

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Yeah, I know what you mean, dude.

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And I understand as many people, as many articles,

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depending on where you go on the internet,

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you'll find that, well, women aren't at distractions,

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women aren't at this, but no. Well, the thing is, like many articles, depending on where you go on the internet, you'll find, like, well, women aren't at the distraction, women out there, no.

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Well, the thing is, like, honestly, with the mindset of the monk mode, you see things differently.

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You just do.

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Yeah.

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And, like, I was telling Rizzo, I'm the type of comic that when I was drinking.

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You have an addictive personality.

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I have one, too.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I think we all do, yeah. So it helped me heal my addiction to food. I think that's all thing.

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Which was the biggest thing in my life.

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Because when you take, like, no you know, no it's important what you're doing.

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Like my addiction with food has been the biggest addiction in my life. So there's a correlation between alcohol and food,

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which I do believe that for sure. And being on this for two and a half months now,

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the sense is way, you can't decide what

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whatever's, like, come one of day. I fast, esi one all the mornings. I fast. My first meal is at 7 p.m. 7.30.And I'm good. Yeah.

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If I see donuts, if I see,

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I don't have to eat it. I don't need it. I don't feel the craving anymore. And it's the mindset. And it's this thing. Like, I'm not trying to gate you. I don't need it. I don't feel the craving anymore. And it's the mindset. And it's this thing. Like, I'm not trying to gate keep.I'm telling you, Monkmo PERSON, read on it. It's amazing, dude.

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I got $300 right here, bro. And clean, bro. That's $300, bro. They're clean, bro. Look, it.

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Right here, bro.

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Has it been in a stripper's buffalo. Yeah, yeah. Good job. Right here, bro. Right here. Let's go. No, you can't do that. I. Has it been in a stripper's buffalo. Yeah. Good job. Right here, bro. Right here. Let's go.

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No, you can't do that.

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I'll drink it for him.

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I can't.

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Let's go, bro.

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No.

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I'll change it because it's part of the mentality.

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It's not that I can't.

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I won't. There you go.

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I won't. So you won't do it. I won't do it. That's good. So you're, you're straight.

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I can.

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I just won't do it. You pass the test. So you're like, maybe I need 200 bucks. Maybe I don't. Fox 300 bucks. What would I do with it? Fucking go out, hang out.Just for a little shot, bro. That's not even a fucking...

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No, you can't do it. No, no, no, no.

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Let me tell you why.

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Why, bro?

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Because this, the way you put it, a little shot,

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I'm risking too much.

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Yeah.

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I'm not saying I'm going to go into a fucking bender after this shot.

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I just broke my own rule.

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You broke your own.

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I just respected myself. I just went into a mentality of saying, like, I'm not going to fucking Bender after this shot. But I just broke my own rule. You broke your own. I just respected myself.

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I just went into a mentality of saying like,

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I'm not going to do this and I broke it especially for money.

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How about you say,

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if it was your birthday?

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If it was Rizzo's birthday,

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fuck it.

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Pour him up.

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We're celebrating life.

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That's awesome.

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I'll do it.

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But for money? Like, nah,

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I can't. I won't. You're selling, you're celebrating life right now, bro.

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I'll take it for him.

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I'll take it.

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No.

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I'll test you, bro.

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I won't.

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I want to.

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You did it good, dude.

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We're proud of you for us because alcohol is one of the hardest vices.

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Wait, here.

Speaker 43120.52s - 3121.08s

Without water?

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I think that's alcohol.

Speaker 43122.6s - 3123.24s

Where do you smell it?

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It's water, bro. That's smell it. It's water, bro.

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That's not water.

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It's water, bro.

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Is it?

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No, it's not water.

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No, but it's expired water, bro.

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It's exiled water, bro.

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That's good, though, right?

Speaker 23136.14s - 3137.68s

I, I, dude, it's so juice.

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So basically, it's okay, uh, local.

Speaker 23140.54s - 3141.32s

What do you have over here?

Speaker 43142.24s - 3144.42s

Oh, dude, is that the gin and juice?

Speaker 23144.7s - 3145.62s

The Snoop Dog's beer. Oh, beer? So this that the gin and juice? The Snoop dogs PERSON beer?

Speaker 43147.06s - 3150.38s

So this is gin and juice by Dr. Dre and Snoop PERSON.

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He has a, let me see, I know my car is a 62 PRODUCT.

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Impala hardtop with dating wire wheels, three-wing knocka with the one-inch white wall with 14 by seven wheels.

Speaker 23163.26s - 3164.22s

He knows the shit, dude.

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It's a pro-black.

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That's what we do.

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We do custom cars.

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Too bad Snoom PERSON didn't call me, but I would have hooked them up.

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But, yeah, Snoop PERSON, if you ever need a low-rider done, we specialize in low-riding.

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And then we have a drink right here.

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It's from here, yeah.

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Gin and juice.

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It's from the pack.

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I try a little bit of this.

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So apricot.

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Gin juice, melon. It's nice packaging, too. Dude. 5%, bit of this. So apricot. Juice, melon.

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It's nice packaging, too.

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Dude, like...

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5%, 6% alcohol.

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Which is not bad.

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It's like...

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Remember that song?

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Gin and juice?

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Yeah.

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Gin juice. And then, um, they finally got the drink out.

Speaker 13195.74s - 3197.86s

I don't know if they've never tasted it. It's pretty awesome.

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But dude, I love their packaging. Look at this thing. This is so sick. They have a freaking low-line.

Speaker 43203.4s - 3204.66s

Hey, and splash your mouth like this.

Speaker 23205.08s - 3206.34s

Hey, have to get alcohol on me. Hey, splashes like this. This is so sick. They have a freaking low-lider. Hey, and splash your mouth like this. Hey, how do you get alcohol on me?

Speaker 43206.34s - 3207.2s

Hey, splashes like this.

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Ah, it needs up! $500. That's it.

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Like in the Simpsons, on Barney PERSON, what's it called? It drinks the non-alcoholic beer.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, you want to taste it? Oh, you know what? Yeah, let's taste through the package.

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So look it. Here. Gin juice. Salute, salute.

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Dude, I love the package.

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Look at it's clean, bro. Rider. Dude, it's like they thought it over. Dre PERSON, salute. Dude, I love the package. Look, it's clean, bro.

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Dude, it's like they thought it over.

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The parental adversary.

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The marketing standpoint, I like it because it's clean.

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By Dr. Dre PERSON.

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They highlight the car.

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It tastes like summer, bro.

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You know what it looks like?

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It reminds me of when I was a DJ.

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It reminds me of the vinyl.

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It's like a chick drink.

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You know, it reminds me of what the vinyl label would look like.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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They would look, going through the labels.

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Dude, this is probably when you're having a party and shit, like, you crank that song and you just...

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Is it strong?

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It's like a zelzer.

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It's like a zelzer.

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Like a white claw.

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It's not a strong, but I'm just so proud of these guys.

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Like, dude, they had this song and now they're

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producing people are buying it he's coming out in like um jimmy kimbo PERSON show you know they're producing

Speaker 13270.98s - 3276.08s

it's sick dude look at this that's good dude that's very tasty yeah it's um man i love snoop and

Speaker 43276.08s - 3281.32s

it's one of those things that it's been there the whole time but look how long it took to actually

Speaker 23281.32s - 3285.84s

get it done exactly we're actually talking about talking about that before we started doing the episode.

Speaker 43286.48s - 3291.84s

That you just have great ideas, but you just keep them in the backburner for a long time.

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And in time, dude, dude, and it's hard.

Speaker 43296.62s - 3299.24s

It's hard to do, like, I couldn't talk to myself.

Speaker 23299.44s - 3301.22s

Like, you know, I own active collision, right?

Speaker 13301.22s - 3302.2s

I'm the owner.

Speaker 43302.62s - 3305.9s

And this podcast is brought to you by active collision, guys. Right there, you see the stickers.

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You crash and we fix them.

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Crashing and fix them, guys.

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But you know what?

Speaker 23308.28s - 3311.72s

It took me a while to understand business.

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It took a while to understand networking.

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You got to find out what the hell you're good at, right?

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Yes.

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Like, I'm good at cars.

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I'm going to estimateics.

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I'm going to work with insurance company and all that stuff. So I kind of took that to the next level. I'm like, you know, I got to now embrace it. I got to own it.I got to love it, right?

Speaker 53328.38s - 3329.78s

If you don't love what you're doing,

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like get the fuck out.

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Right.

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Get the fuck out.

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If you love producing, if you like direct and all that, you know, short films and all that. Like, hell yeah,handle it. And good for you that you're giving up alcohol because alcohol does distract you from doing stuff. Yeah. I know it distracted me. Like,you know, now to the point where you can control it. I mean I know it distracted me. Like, you know, now to the point where...

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You can control it. I mean, I was an alcoholic, but I used to... I have a similar story to you. I used to drink every fucking day because I had a stressful... I had a stressful job at a corporation that I wasn't happy working there. I get home.Yeah, I was making money. But I was working 12, 15 hours a day. I had two cell phones. My wife's always pissed off. I never saw my kids, you know, wearing a tie. I had two cell phones. My wife's always pissed off. I never saw my kids wearing a tie. I didn't like that corporate world.And then until one day I said, you know what, screw it. And I left a corporate job making, you know, over 200 a year, making bank. I was making really nice money. But I wasn't happy.

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I wasn't happy. I was always fighting my wife. To one day I get home, I was like, what are you doing that? At home, I go either pick a heart attack or a fucking divorce pick. And then from there, I just said fighting my wife. To one day I get home, I was like, what are you doing at home? I go either pick a heart attack or a fucking divorce pick. And then from there, I just said, fuck it. And then, you know, you have to downscale.And then you got to realize what the fuck you want to do for the rest of your fucking life because we're not young no more, right? Especially you get your 20s, you're pumped up, want to do something, your 30s. You're like, what the fuck am I doing? I'm getting too old. You're 40.

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You're like, God, damn, what happened? Yeah. No, really? Like, I'm 47. Is you're like what the fuck am i doing i'm getting too old you're 40 you're like god damn what happened yeah no really like i'm 47 i'm something like what the

Speaker 23409.76s - 3413.84s

fuck am i doing am i doing the right thing because now i turn 50 i think it's human nature bro

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it's okay so that's always we want to just do something right and then i don't know it's hard

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life is fucking hard bro you know i realized in the process i've been doing

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production direction being a creative for many, many years.

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And I found out that I had the privilege of speaking to millionaires that I meant the industry.

Speaker 13448.76s - 3454.76s

Yeah. sing or they own the certain brand and I've and I've had the privilege to speaking to these people and honestly nothing changes what I mean by that is that these people are searching for the same thing most of us are and which is

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peace of mind and which is badass is that I want to be a millionaire don't get me

Speaker 13459.5s - 3467.98s

wrong I do but I'm enjoying the process of doing what I like, getting how I like it, being able to work.

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And the things I have, I have the ability and the freedom to work from wherever I want, with whoever I want.

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But I choose to have full days, seven days a week.

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I'm just nonstop doing this project, doing this, doing another thing, you know, putting together something for the team of comics that I put together in LA GPE,

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the one back in Mexico GPE.

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Like, I choose to get involved to output as much as I can

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to contribute to other people's lives, careers.

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That gives me such a huge satisfaction.

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And I think that when I become a millionaire,

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I'll be able to do that

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at a greater scale

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and that makes me very happy it makes me very happy enjoying the process because I don't stress you'll appreciate it more once you get there yeah I don't stress

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I don't stress over anything every day and like Leo was saying you could be making bank but if it's eating away at your life then is it really worth it?

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Damn.

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It's not.

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And you know what?

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The hardest thing to accept is failure, right?

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Like, fuck, I fucked up.

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I'm not doing it right.

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And I always hear Rizzo. We talked to you all every other day, right? Yeah, we talk about it.

Speaker 43541.06s - 3550.58s

And Rizzle PERSON's like, too, I haven't made it yet. I'm like, bro, you're going to get there, bro. You're so talented. But I think everybody has, it hits the right timing.

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Different timing, yeah.

Speaker 43551.54s - 3568.48s

Different timing. It might be for you one year and one year you might have a horrible year. But that horrible year, it was something would come up. And it's just, I don't know, man. It's hard to explain that. I think you have to go through that struggle, right?Right. Once you hit that struggle and you get to the point where like,

Speaker 03569.22s - 3572.64s

I kind of, I tell my kids and my wife, like, I'm like a fucking quarter horse.

Speaker 53572.7s - 3575.94s

You just fucking had the blinders on and just fucking haul ass, right?

Speaker 03576.22s - 3579.96s

And don't give a show what people think. People are going to criticize you no matter what.

Speaker 43579.96s - 3600.14s

Yeah, especially you guys' world, the comic world. That guy's having fun. Yeah. Like, dude, he shouldn't be on stage. You're like, motherfucker, like, I mean, you laugh though, right? Right.And you guys keep on doing what you're doing, and you guys have a talent. Like, to be up there on stage, I couldn't fucking do it. I get stage fright. No, really. Like, I remember we did a show. We did a sound ready, broz.

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We did a New Year's show, yeah. We did a comedy bash and, uh, uh, Irzza got stuck in Texas GPE.

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And then, uh, Roderigo. Fucking rain, dude, when the, when the planes were all getting, yeah. Oh, okay, when Year's show, yeah. We did a comedy bash, and, uh, Irzyz got stuck in Texas, and then, uh, Rodriguez. Fucking rain, dude, when the planes were all getting, yeah, when they got grounded.

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Yeah, so, so, so like, Rodrigo PERSON, uh, dude, you got to take over the show, bro. And then he's like, oh, you know, Rodriguez, because he's a stand-up comedian. He's like, bro, you go up there. I'm like, I can't go up there, bro. You're fucking crazy. You know, yeah, but you're, you're part of the show.I'm like, dude, I can't go in front of the fucking people, bro.

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I could, I could talk to me, like, maybe a group, but not of states. It's a different dynamic. It's a different, you know, you can't. You know but you're part of the show. I'm like, dude, I can't go in front of the fucking people, bro. I could, I could talk to me like, make a group, but not up state. It's a different dynamic. It's a different, you know, you can't, like, I don't know, like, yeah, like my kid's like, yeah, like my kids are my kids, though.

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Yeah, yeah, you're funny.

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Yeah, because you guys laugh because I paid the fucking bills.

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You're funny, can we get more, any?

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But regular people won't laugh, you know, and it's just a stage frame.

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For you guys who have that, that's a big step because in life, that means you don people won't laugh, you know, and it's just a stage frame. For you guys to have that,

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that's a big step.

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Because in life, that means you don't go, fuck, you'll fucking row and row and roll.

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I don't know, man. Right?

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You know, and that's pretty, I appreciate you guys going up there and doing your comedy, man, that's awesome.

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That's it, brother. Good for you guys. You know what's funny about, about, and I want to see your ticketbecause you're a stand-o comedian like me. What I do? Like, at least for me, to be able to live off of being creative every day i'm i'm fucking blessed man i wake up every morning saying what am i going to create today what am i going to write what am i going to create for the radio show what i'm going to create for the stage for the production for

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my it's you know it's funny because people will look at you and be like oh do you have it easy but dude all the years like it took you oh my gosh sometimes you and be like, oh, do you have it easy? But dude, all the years, like, it took you. Oh, my God. Sometimes my girl would be like, like, like, sometimes my girl be like, oh, wow, it must be, it must feel good.

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Just like, must be nice, you know, like doing like these shows and getting paid for that. Like, I got to work.

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I'm like, dude, I've been doing this for 16 years. Oh, like, damn. I've been doing for this. Like, I've been like, yeah, like, like, come, yeah. Like, I started 2007. So it's like, yeah, what is like, 17? 16? 16 years.So I'm like, yeah, do like, yeah, it took me this long to be able to fucking, you know,

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like I see.

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So like, for me, it's not an overnight thing, bro.

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People see me on stage and it's funny. Like, people see me on stage and, and I don't know how much time these communities have been doing it for but I get off stage and they're like oh shit like I want to do that I like what you do and I go cool and go for it right and then they go to me like yeah it's pretty easy right and I'm like well no dig is not easy you know like the reason why like in every show I have I have aI have a challenge I've have, I have a, I have a, I have a challenge. I have a challenge every fucking show. I actually write some shit an hour before the show. Oh, wow. And I present it, right? Now, for me, it keeps me sharp and that'll take about 15 minutes of my hour, right?And people see me do that and they're like, it's simple. And like, no, bro, I've been writing creatively and comedy for 23 years. Yeah.

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I've run for other comics. I've run for TV. I've written for my biggest thing, profession, he's been being a producer for a radio show. I had to come up with a five-hour show every day.

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Yeah, that's insane, bro. Like, when you do that, do something every day for 20 years.

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Tell me you're not going to master it.

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Now I have the ability to be on my way to a show.

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I look at a headline. I read two articles. I find a backup article on the same thing. Boom. I can go on stage and present it.

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But that's 23 years of working that mentality producing it because on radio when you're live, you're like, oh, this thing just came across TV. What happened? Look it up. Look it up. Boom.

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You're on the crunch. You're on crunch time, bro. We just learned that this and you just do that, right? So for me, I think people get caught up and I want to hear your opinion on it because

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especially comics that are coming up right now, they feel like, oh, I can just go up there

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and they feel very proud of their face being on the flyer and, oh, I've been on three shows

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this week. And they even told me to my face, they're like, well, what the fuck? The last time you got up was two weeks ago. I've been on three shows this week and they even told me to my face they're like well what the fuck was the last time you got up was two weeks ago I've been on five shows this week I'm like but I only headline

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yeah I see a lot of show that I do I headline

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yeah I see a lot of influencers

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I see a lot of influencers

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influencers that want to be comedians

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they're not even funny right you know

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I mean I don't want to say names but but I, I'm like, what the fuck?

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No.

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Like, stop.

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No, because I think, like, for me, this is my mentality. I've never saw a comedian, even growing up when I was into fucking Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, Jim Carrey PERSON as stand-ups. I never saw them and said, I can do that. That never crossed my mind. But for these new comedians, they see you go up there, they see you kill. I can do that.And they're like, fuck, I can do that. Then they try it.

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Then they fail.

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And the biggest mistake you can do as a comedian, write this down, is surround yourself with the same caliber and same-minded guys that will pat each other in the back and tell them, you're killing it, bro.

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You need somebody to tell you, hey man. You got to change this up, bro.

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I'm telling you, because I've coached many comedians, the team that I have now in L.A. and the team I have in Mexico GPE, I'm coaching all of them. I'm trying to teach them what I know and getting started. And the biggest thing I'm trying to teach him is the mentality, like, I don't fall into the fucking pat on the back because, you know, like, you won't grow up.

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No, bro, like, I'm telling him straight up, like, oh, that set was trash. Let's work on it. But I'm also giving them the tools of how to work on it, right? But these comedians like to surround themselves with like-minded fools that are happy with, oh, I took a picture in front of the improv sign. I made it.

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No.

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No.

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Yeah, but it's true.

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Even with Leo PERSON, like, you have the successful business and people probably look at you like, oh, dude, like, but what was the problem?

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Like, years of you fucking trying to get this going, you know?

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Yeah.

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Years of struggling.

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Years of, like, you know, being hungry, years of, you know, like, you know, like, a quick story. Like, when I got this place, dude, I didn't have no money in my account. You quit your other job. I quit my job. I had already, I was at, I was, I think I was like 36, 37 years old.I was ever like, fuck, dude, I'm young, but I'm not old. I need to figure shit out. And I still remember, I got this place, and I didn't even tell my wife. I tell my wife everything. And I go, you know what? She was doing some college tours with my son.And then I got this place. And I go, look, I think I'm going to open up a business. She's like, don't even think about it. Like, it's not that she didn't believe in me. She was more like, we can afford it. Like, what are you doing? We got a fucking, like,

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we have tuition to pay. Like, we got kids. We got fucking bills. At that point, I don't get a fuck if I had, if I owed money. I didn't care, bro. It's due. I didn't care, bro. And I had no money.

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And I saw my, my, um, the, my landlord at the time. He's like, I looked at this place I go, and I was funny, I was putting gas in my truck. I looked at this place, I go,

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this is my fucking place. This is my baby. And I convinced my, my landlord to rent it to me. Oh, wow.

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He's like, dude, what do you know about business? He's a Latino NORP guy. What do you know about business? I go, look, I know,I know automotive. Like, I know body shop. This is my bread and butter. Like, nobody could school me, I'll destroy you.

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Like, yeah, talk about card, let's go. Nice. Like, I'll fuck you up. Like, dude, I could go on trial and fucking testify. That's how good I am.

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No, yeah.

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No, for real.

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I'm an expert.

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I'm expert level, right?

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And I convinced them, and he's like, well, they come up with 15 grand.

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Wow.

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I don't have fucking $15,000.

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And of course, you look at your fucking phone, you look at your fucking homies, they're broke. They got no money to lend you. Wow. I don't have fucking 15,000. And, of course, you look at your fucking phone.

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You look at your fucking homies.

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They're broke.

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They got no money to lend you. I'm sorry. Even your best friend, you're like, oh, fuck, bro. Then I'm going to lend you money because they don't believe you. You don't fuck everything. No, fuck you.You know, what? And then I remember, like, I came with the cash. You know, I asked my dad and, you know, and rest in peace. He's like, you gave me some cash. I knew there was some, I knew there was some money coming in because I did my

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taxes, and then I give him a

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fucking check, I go, don't cash this shit. It's in a balance. And sure enough, he's like, all right, I'll hold on to it. What do you want? Give me 15 days. Dude, I was fucking hustling for 15 days.

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Making money anyway?

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How can you make fucking, how can you make money in 15? How can you make 15,

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grind in 15? What were you doing? Hustling like fixing like dance or what?

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Like Craig ORG's his ads? No, dude, I'll go, I hustle so hard like I was in the fucking zone, right? That nobody could fucking, nobody could fucking.

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You're focused.

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Nobody could, um, interrupt me. Yeah. You know, hey, and I give up alcohol, bro. That's awesome. Because I had a focus. A lot of people, when you have, when you're going to struggle, you drink alcohol, you thinkthat's that fucking answer? It's not. It fucks you up. And I was zoned. And I even told my wife, get the fuck out of my way. Like, let me fucking focus.I need to get the fuck out of this fucking hole, like now. And I'll go to shops and I'll write estimates because that's what I do right. And I'll hustle shops. I'll write your estimate. I'll get you $10,000 for that car. I write your estimate. You'll get $1,000. Here you go. Oh fuck. Okay. Hussing all the fuckingAsians and Armenians and

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Latinos, all the fucking shops in the area in L.A. GPE in Hollywood

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and Burbank GPE and all that shit. So I knew my territory. I was just hustling bro. But that's because you didn't give yourself an option. I have no option, bro. Yeah, when you made that decision,

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that's what I'm telling you about the monk mode. You don't give yourself options. That's crazy how you mentioned that because the moment you decided this is my place,

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you didn't give yourself an option like, well, let me try it.

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No. You have to go. Let's see. I got to do it. There's time where you're like, do I have to rob a bank?

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But that's what, that's why nobody could stop, you know?

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Like, when I decided to move to Mexico GPE, you know how many, my mom, maybe was like, what are you doing?

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Where are you going to go?

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When I said I got to get really badass at Spanish LANGUAGE stand-up, that means I got to compete at the highest level.

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He's so scared.

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I got to go to fucking Mexico GPE.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So everybody's like, no, don't go. What are you going to do? You don't know fucking Mexico GPE Yeah yeah So I'm what I'm crazy Everybody's like no don't go What are you gonna do You don't know anybody over there And like

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You made that decision And you don't give yourself an option You're gonna fucking triumph man

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And you want to hear something crazy You're gonna win

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The crazy the craziest fucking thing Is that okay I got the money I secure the first month The month went by

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Two more weeks before the first month I gotta pay fucking 10 another 10 Gs What do I do, bro? Hustle again, bro. Again.

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Excuse me, I didn't have no paint

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I didn't have no paint booth I didn't have no employees It was a fucking vacant lot The whole shot was fucked up I need money to fix this motherfucker Awesome dudeI call my brother-in-law My father-in-law, they helped me fucking clean it up, my wife, and we just said, fuck, my kids are right here, fucking tiny, fucking no desk, nothing. I was hustling, bro.

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And it was, and then I go, fuck the next month, the next month, the first year.

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And then you know what, though?

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My kids saw me, you know, and I had four kids.

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And keep in mind, I had tuition to fucking pay. Like, that's hard, bro. Yeah.

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Having a wife, kids, and two fucking, a mortgage and a fucking rent.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Fog, dude.

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Like, I'm, like, I'm not boss.

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How'd you do it, bro? Yeah. Dude, it was so stressful, bro. How'd you do it, dog? But you know what, bro? I kept in mind like, I'm going to fucking do it.You're not going to fucking stop me, bro. Try to stop me. We'll see what the fuck's going to happen. I'll fuck you up if you try to stop me. Yeah. That was my fucking attitude, bro.I don't get the fuck attitude. Get the fuck away from me. Get out. I'll fucking destroy you, bro. So that's my, that was my attitude. And you know what?And then the six months, it was shitty. I almost lost this fucking place like 10 times. Fuck. The first year comes in, the second year comes in, right?

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And we're making money. Now I'm making fucking $100,000 a month, bro.

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What the fuck? Holy shit.

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And I still remember the story. We went to Puerto Vallata GPE. My wife said, let's take a vacation. Let's get the fuck out of here. We know Puerto Vallarta, the hotel is called Now Amber ORG. I think I told you about it.

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And we went to a, I got a presidential suite, bro.

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10 Gs for like presidential suite. Hey, the pool, you see the over, you see the city, Puerto Vallarta GPE. We had our own chef. Our own fucking bartender.

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Dude, my little daughter was crying. Like, Dad, I can't believe

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we're here. You know what? You know what this is? It's hard work. It's hard work. It's hard work. you have your shit fucking together and guess what things good things happen when you work hard and i and i don't mind spending money i go okay i'll i'll recover it it teach them a valuable lesson yeah and i taught them bro PERSON and they

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see that you know and i'm so i'm very fortunate my business doing good that like now i'm in the place we're like okay i love my job bro i. I love, love, love active collision, bro. Active collision. Active collision, guys.

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It's my baby, bro. I love active collision, man. It made a lot of things. It, you know, it's a studio here. You know, I don't have to pay studio space.

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Yeah, exactly. Yeah. My partner, Rizzle, you know, with Saturdays production, bro.

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And the story's great. We're going to grow this motherfucker. We have great guests like you and and all the comedians come in here and this is actually a comedian spot if you think about it other

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comedians come in and in jaji rocky you know yeah gregal torres George wang PERSON all the guys come

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down all the guys come in here um now we had nelson the other day now so yeah we're roblis

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concrete concrete jennito PERSON all those foods came through here man so we like to rotate with these guys

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but yeah man oh no thanks man it's great thank you very much Concrete Conquerque PERSON All those foods came through here, man So we like to rotate with these guys But hey man

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This is coming out

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Man

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Oh yeah

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Thanks man

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It's great

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Thank you very much This is good

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Bro

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And I do stay sober Bro don't let You know And if you try to You know Lose weight and stuffDrink water bro Water is the key Water take this is

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And walk bro

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And don't let nobody Tell you different man Exactly

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Don't give a shape You're 40 years old or 50 fucking years ago.

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Oh, no, I'm over that.

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Nothing affects my, that's the same mentality we're talking about.

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Yeah.

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Nothing can get in my way.

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Nothing made me change my mind.

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Nothing can, nothing. It's just, I'm good.

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Focus. I'm good. I'm on a path, and there's a lot of things that I need to accomplish.

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And then, we're on the way.

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And life gets in a way you know you know like

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divorce or you know just either money issues or or just people don't believe in you that's just always going to happen yeah always gonna be it yeah so don't always think the negative

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bro i always think it's not positive and i'm gonna fucking do it i don't have space for the negative

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yeah fuck that like me i got a lot of my life because they're fucking negative what i did with my

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with my i g i went through my IG, which is really cool.

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Going back to the mentality of the Monk Mode, went through IG.

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Any girl that was showing her ass on IG, unfollow.

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Let us see you first.

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I don't believe it.

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But thanks for watching, guys.

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It's Sunri Bros. ORG podcast.

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Also, on 4 de Mayo, which is a Saturday night,

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I'm going to be headlining the post.

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The post in the Monte FAC, all right?

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Come on down.

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It's going to be a big show.

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It's going to be a sponsored by St.Rey Bros.

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Podcast. Be a fun-ass show. Come down. It's be a party. Yeah. Bead and all that shit.Let's do it. He was going to be there too. Yeah, I'm going to be there. And I will give a special shout out to my boy, Arnold Barbosa Jr. is going to be fighting April 20th, co-main event. Arnold Barbosa, go get that 29 victory, man.Let's do it.

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Pseme, please out.

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Pardon, if you permit, nothing. I want to, I like to do something when I, when I reconnect with people like Rizzo, having

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talked for a while, and I just met Leo PERSON. Yeah, that's right. I like to document stuff, so I want to start doing English LANGUAGE stand-up. Can you help me with that?

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See, and I want to do more Spanish LANGUAGE stand-up. Yeah.

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Is this funny, because... Do you Spanish LANGUAGE stand-up? Yeah, that's all I do.

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That's what I do. As you're like, that's how I do.

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When Philip is all partikando

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for his special in Spanish LANGUAGE, we're going to do. Yeah. But I'm not trying to, like I was like I'm going to do. When Philippe was just practicing for his special in Spanish LANGUAGE, we're going to do it.

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But I'm trying to, like, like, practice my Spanish LANGUAGE.

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I want to get me to the market of English LANGUAGE to expand my, my horizons and more importantities.

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So, do we're doing?

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Okay, here we'll switch up.

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It's like, uh...

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Here's not a group.

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Thank you.

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All right.

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Much.

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Peace out. I've been watching, I've been watching a lot of Acapulbi short for my Spanish. I'm trying to get, I'm trying to get Fabianta PERSON do comment.

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He's funny, bro.

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He's just the way he talks. Yeah.

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It's recorded that longer. That's good. Wait, whatever. Eston PERSON ready bros.