S2 Ep686: CCOP: Theresa Knorr - The Serial Killer Mother

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The Dana Cortez Show ORG podcast begins now.

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How many homebodies listening right now love to order their groceries?

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Just like me.

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Let's talk about it on Wednesday.

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Good morning.

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It's the Dana Cortez PERSON.

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So, what's up, everyone? I'm Dana Cortez PERSON. DJ Automatic PERSON. I go back to the 8.

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So yesterday, I'm making breakfast for dinner.

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And I realized I didn't have any homemade tortillas in a casa house. So I tell my husband DJ Automatic, who 10 minutes before had just told me, we need to get out of the house. I ask him, can you go get tortillas for me? And he says, it's too far.

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I'm like, well, okay.

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We need to get out of the house or what are we doing here?

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That was my way of saying, I don't want to run your errands.

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The other thing is my idea of a good time is not going in the grocery store and getting tortillas.

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Which is why I order our groceries most of the time, which you push back on.

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You don't like to order the groceries.

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I like them delivered.

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I think online ordering the groceries is kind of iffy because when they deliver,

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they always mess up to order.

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So you end up with like 30 bananas, dog.

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Literally that has happened to us before.

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We had 30 bananas.

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I ordered two bananas and they bought me two bunches of bananas.

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They had a dozen and eat.

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We had 24 bananas out there on the counter.

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But like, okay, also like that's...

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And I felt bad.

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I tipped the woman because I don't think she's fucking...

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I also feel like going to, like when you go and they pull up to like the little pickup

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area at the grocery store and you open up the back of your car and I just put them in

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there.

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I think that's sketch as well too. Do you not feel like the laziest person in the world?

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If you have the energy to drive to the grocery store, park your car, pop your trunk, and then just, and then like let them put them in the back. Get your butt out of the car. Go in and get them yourself. I wouldn't say it was

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really like lazy, but I do say anytime I have a person loading up meat from the back of me, I feel

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violated. What? So that's how I don't automatic said aunt He's like, now I feel like I need to tip this person. Oh, not.

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I feel obligated to tip.

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No.

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And so I sit in the car and he goes into the grocery store. I like using her grocery cart. And guess what? I'm one of the people who puts it back.

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Oh, my gosh.

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But that's a whole other conversation, okay?

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All right, National Day, Anthony A.

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All right, let's go to kick it off with National Coconut Cream Pie Day EVENT.

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One of my favorites.

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You know where they make the best one?

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Golden Corral ORG.

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The buffet.

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Not kidding.

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Not kidding.

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We also got National Receptionist Day, so shout out to all the receptionist.

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Hey, shout out to you.

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Yeah, you're the face of the company.

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You're very, very important.

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Thank you.

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And it's also a national bike and roll to school day.

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So if you have a pedal bike today's the day to break it out and do so.

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Did you guys use to ride your bike to school?

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Dude, that was always the best. Oh, I loved it.

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I got lost one time. I never was allowed to go to school. But my stuff. Dana PERSON were getting lost.

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Never. And let's go ahead to wrap it up on National Night Shift Workers Day.

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All the People were going to Graveyard Shift. What up, though. It's so scary. I used to be the graveyard shift worker at a

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convenience store called All-Sups ORG. Shout up to the Chimichanga. Do your Googles PRODUCT. It's world famous. And I was scared. Sometimes I think people are going to go in and rob me. But I was always really nice.So I went without getting robbed.

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I was going to say, you never got robbed.

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Never.

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It's very own brand that you would work at a place that's famous for Chimichangas.

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Really, Google Allsum's Chimichangas PRODUCT.

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The Dana Cortez Show ORG podcast.

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Today's crazy crimes of passion.

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We're going to talk about a woman named Teresa Nour PERSON,

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but let's go back in time when she was first born in Sacramento in 1946. Her parents, they both raised her, but her father was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease and lost a job on a dairy farm when she was about 10 years old. And then her mother, who had a heart condition, died in Teresa's arms when she was only 15. Oh man, tough. Yeah. So dad lost the house. Shortly after that,

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Teresa at age 16, married a man. 21 years old, his name was Clyde Sanders PERSON, gave birth to two

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children, including a daughter she named Sheila, and then killed her husband. Oh. Teresa PERSON claimed it was self-defense, but the town was like, we don't remember any kind of abuse, and Clay PERSON was shot in the back. Now, Teresa PERSON was acquitted of the murder. She got married two more times and was having an affair with her third husband's best friend named Robert Noor PERSON. Married Robert Knorr, had another daughter named Sheila PERSON.I have to tell you, Teresa PERSON just became a drunk. She was leaving the kids with every man that was in and out of her life and was abusive not only to the men, but extremely abusive to the children. Robert Noor PERSON ended up leaving her because he said he could not stand it. The situation was too volatile. He tried to see the kids, but she just wouldn't allow him to see the children.Once she was alone with these kids, the abuse got worse. She started stabbing them, burning them with cigarettes, handcuffing two of her daughters to the dining table, forcing them to wear mouth gags. Now we're going to move fast forward to July 16, 1984. All the children recall she went on this rampage. And Suzanne PERSON, who was, remember, she was handcuffed under the table, was let loose. And then she told her youngest daughter, Terry PERSON, to hold a gun that was loaded and said,if Suzanne PERSON moves, you shoot her. Now, Terry was young, and she got kind of nervous, and she shot Suzanne PERSON accidentally. Oh. So instead of Teresa PERSON taking this little girl to the hospital, she tied her once again underneath the dining table, handcuffed her, and was mad at her for bleeding on the floor. The little girl is begging her. Please help me, please help me. She threw in a bathtub and left her there shot with a

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bullet in the back. The girl survived. Now, I have no idea. While she's unconscious, the mother Teresa, dug the bullet out with a knife. Suzanne PERSON developed sepsis, which is a terrible infection. The mom thought she was dead, so she told her sons, Robert and William PERSON, take her and all her things, douse them in gasoline, and burn them.And she was left on the side of the road. It was later found out that she was alive while her brothers burned her. She was only 17. The body was found by police and marked as a Jane Doe. Now Suzanne PERSON's dead, Teresadirected her anger towards her daughter Sheila PERSON, forcing her into prostitution to support the family.

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This woman is a psycho.

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She then accused Sheila PERSON of giving her an STD. She believed she contracted from the toilet, which is impossible. She hogtied her, beat her, shoved her into closet, where Sheila died on July 21, 1985. She left her there for three days and only removed her body because she couldn't stand to smell anymore. Once again, directing her sons,Robert and William PERSON, to take the body, put it in a cardboard box, and throw it near the airport.

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The brothers are also psychos too.

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Yeah, they gotta be like a little bit. You think? They've been beaten and abused their entire lives, stabbed.

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And basically raised by a rabid dog.

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Yes. So Terry PERSON manages to run away, the youngest daughter. She told police, they didn't believe her. She told therapist, nobody believed her. Finally, this is years later. Okay, this woman's still free.The bodies are still marked as Jane Does. She decides to call America's Most Wanted WORK_OF_ART. This is an old TV show that would solve crime. America's Most Wanted WORK_OF_ART aired her call. And that's how police finally connected the sons and Teresa ran forensics on that apartment where the body of Suzanne PERSON had been in the closet for daysand days and found a DNA connection. They arrested the sons first. And then they finally found Teresa like two months later. And she denied everything. And then she found out the sons were,

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they told everything about their mother. Rightfully so. This is actually Teresa's son, William Norr PERSON.

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He was asked, why didn't you tell before? Here was his answer.

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If you weren't guilty of this, why didn't you come forward? You know, you've had 10 years to come forward. Why didn't you come forward? And the obvious clear answer was, look at what happened to the people who did. Susan PERSON tried to come forward. She had gotten herself with child protective services.

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And she's dead. So I just went about trying to live my life. He was afraid. Which from like the outside looking in is kind of confusing but I guess if that's all you were raised around and it's all you knew. If your mom's offing everyone at some point, you're going to be like, you know what? I'm

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just going to get out of here. It does sound crazy, but it's survival mode. You just want to live.

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This is Robert Knore PERSON during the trial.

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I hope you've burning hell what you did in my kids, woman.

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Having to know that your children endured all of that suffering for years and years,

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and the murder went unresolved for years and years,

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Terry PERSON is the youngest daughter. She's the one that finally got justice for her sisters. Here's what she had to say in an interview with America's Most Wanted WORK_OF_ART.

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I just want my sisters to know that I had nothing to do with this and I love them. And they're gone now and I don't have them. And I want them back.

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Helpless is how she feels. She told and nobody listened to her. But finally they got justice. Teresa serving two consecutive life sentences right now at the California Institution for Women. She was denied parole in 2019. I hope she stays

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there for the rest of her life. The Dana Cortez Show podcast. Today's WTF story, we begin in Atlanta,

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Georgia. One woman in the middle of the night, she really needed hot wings. So she calls 911 PRODUCT. No, wait until you hear the call. Turn this up. I'm on the street. I was just wondering.

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Hey, that's not what 911 does. Okay. We have a good day. You too.

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911 operator, so calm. Sorry, you did the wrong number, girl, wrong number.

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I feel like that wasn't the first time this has happened.

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What's interesting to me. I started thinking about food. I'm not condoning this. I'm just saying 9-1-1. What's you calling for? Automatic.

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Donuts. That's good. I want to say my heart wants to say cheesecake, but there was one time on Christmas where I try to buy a cucumber. If you ever try to buy anything on Christmas, it's very hard, especially a cucumber on Christmas.

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I don't want to know why you were trying to buy a cucumber on Christmas.

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But what's your story?

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That might be the WTF.

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Hey, listen, dude, sometimes on the Lord's birthday, you need a peppino in your system, you know?

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I think that's like you say in Spanish LANGUAGE.

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I don't know.

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You just made it worse by saying in your system.

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You said peppino.

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All right, you know.

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We'll go from 911 calls about food to a mistaken baby swap in the UK GPE.

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What?

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A woman by the name of Macy ORG was a new mother to a newborn baby. And in the hospital, they made a mistake and gave her the wrong baby for 48 hours. What? She was holding the wrong kid. Oh. Oh.And you might think, how can this ever happen? But it's actually a little bit more common than you think. Here in America, out of four million babies that are born, about 28,000 of them are mistakenly swapped temporarily.

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I just read a story. This woman takes home a baby, and the baby looks African American NORP. And the husband keeps telling you cheated, you cheated. She said, no, no. They took a DNA test, and a baby wasn't his. So he left her.She said, there's no way she took a DNA test.

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The baby wasn't hers either. Oh. This went on for two years. Meanwhile, the African American NORP family had a white

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baby and a husband there was thinking the same damn thing. Sounds like a down in the DM. All right, we're going to take it to China GPE. There's a zoo in China and they've got a panda exhibit. And everyone is like, those don't look like real pandas. Well, they're not. They're chow chow's

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that are dyed to look like pandas. How do they figure it out? The dog started barking.

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Pandas don't bark. They're the great value version of the zoo. The Dana Cortez Show ORG podcast.

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Dave's just got real serious and a Drake versus Kendrick PERSON Beef Now there are shootings being reported

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Guns involved

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We got Toronto Police

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Audio will play for you right now

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This and more

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Best Gossip Daily Dirt

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Anthony PERSON A celebrity birthdays first

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We have 6'9 celebrating his birthday

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And if it's your birthday

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Happy birthday

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All right so let's start off time about Bad Bunny

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Spotted with ex-girlfriend Kendall Jenner Who was recently spotted with her ex-boyfriend Devin Booker PERSON. Anyway, they're at a MetGala FAC after party, seated very close to each other, sipping on beverages. Then it's back to the hotel time. Kendall Jenner enters first.Less than two minutes later, here comes Benito PERSON. Oh. I don't know if they're back together, but they definitely got back together for a night at least.

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Yeah, it's definitely a spring-fling season.

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Yeah, right. And it was another way for Kendall PERSON not to have another notch in the belt.

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You know, she'd already been there, so she's just looking for a little nightcap.

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That's funny, a little nightcap. Check the photos at Dana Cortez show on Instagram ORG. All right, so we're going to get serious. Drake versus Kendrick Beef PERSON. It's been so much fun getting all the music. Kendrick hasn't rapped like this. I don't know if he's ever rapped like this. It's incredible. Now, reportedly, there were shots fired outside of Drake PERSON's home. A security guard has been injured, shot in the chest. The man has a family. Toronto police gave the public an update. They're asked about the Drake Kendrick PERSON beef. Here was a response.

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I am aware of what you're talking about, but it is so early in the investigation that we don't have a motive at this time. And so I cannot comment further on that.

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Can't we just have fun? Can't this just be music? This sounds like a fan to me. I don't know for certain, but it sounds like somebody who's taking this literally. It's just music,and we're supposed to be here to have a good time.

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Do you think it could be like a PR move from Drake PERSON people since he lost the battle?

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No, no, there's no way that a man is in the hospital almost killed.

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Absolutely not.

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No, I don't think that.

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I think that.

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And that's part of the problem here is that people are trying to, oh, it's, it's Drake PERSON trying to do this.

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And it's Kendrick PERSON. This is serious. What if this man would have died?

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Well, I think at this point, we don't know what's going on. I don't know if it has anything to do with Kendrick PERSON or it's like a crazy fan or it's somebody who had a beef with Drake PERSON in another instance and said this is a perfect time to go get him.

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Taking sides is streaming. The one song artist over the other. It's not taking a gun and doing something stupid like this. I hope they catch whoever did it. Let's go to jail. All right. That's your daily dirt. We'll keep you posted as the story develops. The Dana Cortez Show ORG podcast.

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It's the Dana Cortez Show time to play Who's Lion WORK_OF_ART?

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Our contestant is on the phone.

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Sierra Richardson PERSON, are you ready? Yeah. Well, let's do it.

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Let's do it.

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Let's do it.

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Why don't we're trying?

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I love it when people get into it.

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You know what I'm saying?

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That's my favorite part.

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Okay, okay, Sierra PERSON, if you guess who's lying, obviously, you're going to win DCS

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merch, hoodies, t-shirts, crew necks. We need to be your favorite morning show, so you've got to get to know who we are. One of us is telling a lie. I'm going to begin the Tall Tales first. My name is Dana Cortez PERSON. And when I was little, I moved a lot.I was raised by my Nana, and she would follow my mom so we could have this great relationship, and it worked. And I went to over 20 schools. So I don't have a lot of close friends when I was little, but as I've gotten older, I've made so many great friends. And it taught me that I should be able to move around.Don't be scared. Go get the bag. And home really is where the heart is.

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DJ Automatic here, Sierra PERSON. I grew up in Minnesota GPE. I actually graduated high school from this place called Holy Rosary High School ORG. I went to college at the university in Minnesota GPE. And I'm actually the only person on the show who has a college degree. But until radio, I never really moved around. I just stayed in

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Minnesota GPE until then. Yo, what's up? Anthony A. and I attended three different colleges and I went to a school in New Jersey while I was there an intern for the New York Football Giants and actually got field access and would edit their practice footage for them.

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Ooh, Sierra PERSON, somebody is telling a lie. We're real liars. I can't even remember who it is.

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No, I'm just kidding. If you guess correctly, you get the DCS merch. Who's lying? I think automatic.

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You're right.

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You're right. I was born in Minnesota, but I moved to New Mexico when I was eight, and I've lived all over the country. I don't go to University of Minnesota ORG either. I went to University of New Mexico ORG. I am the only one with the college degree in here, though. I thought that was going to trip you up because we talk about that a country. I don't go to University of Minnesota either. I went to University of New Mexico ORG. I am the only one with the college degree in here, though.

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I thought that was going to trip you up, because we talk about that a lot.

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We always say, Otto PERSON's the only person with a degree.

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I thought that was the lie.

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No, it's not.

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She's like, I don't realize you all a bunch of dummies.

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No, she thought you were.

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She's like, oh, he does have a degree.

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So I did move a lot.

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Hey, anybody listening, I want to tell you something,

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don't be afraid to move and go get what you need.

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Don't think you're stuck where you are.

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And Sierra PERSON, do you want a hoodie, a t-shirt, or a crew neck?

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I'll take a hoodie.

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Let's go.

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All right, thank you so much for playing.

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Hold the line so we can get all your information.

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Everybody out there, we love you.

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You could be playing next week. Call us up 877-7 everybody out there we love you you could be playing next week call us up

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877 730 DCS1

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we could be calling you all right

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it's who's lying we'll be right back

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the Dana Cortez PERSON show podcast

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shoo y'all thought the beef between

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Drake and Kendrick PERSON was bad

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way to hear the beef between Mickey

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D's and who we'll talk about it in food news

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time of high to have tags here on your Wednesday

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what's up, everyone? I'm Dana Cortez PERSON.

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DJ Automatic. I go by Antri-A. A.k.a. Spicy ketchup.

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Hi, yeah. It is first. Hotest hashtag TikTok ORG is suing the U.S. government saying the law President Biden signed last month is a violation of the First Amendment LAW and free speech.I understand that TikTok ORG doesn't want to be taken down. I don't even want them to. We're finally paying attention to our TikTok. What this law is saying is that the Chinese NORP government, the communist government who hates us, must sell their part of TikTok ORG. And then TikTok stays. Why is it so hard for people to understand that? We don't want the Chinese NORP government who hates the U.S. GPE to infiltrate our system and be able to spy on us, which is what

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they're doing every day. Because Americans NORP like to be spoon fed their entertainment. And it's easy. And to think that much and go that deep into it is too much for most Americans NORP.

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Which is why TikTok ORG is winning. And they're dumbing us down. Anyway, all right, food news, DJ

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Automatic. McDonald's ORG has got beef. Beef with everyone. Uh-oh. So what they're doing is they're actually coming with a bigger and better burger for a cheaper price to take out their competitors. Here's an example of what I'm talking about. So you can go to Five Guys ORG right now and get a burger, fries, and soda, and it's going to cost you about $20 on average.What?

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Okay. You go to McDonald's ORG where they're going to give you a bigger and better burger now. You can get the same thing, burger fries and a soda for $6.19.

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Damn, dog. I love a good burger, bro. So I feel like I'm qualified to break this down. A five guys burger is good. Is it $25 burger? No. Not at all, bro. That's a lot for a hamburger.

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I can make a barbecue for $25 of burgers and hot dogs. That's just wild right there.

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The article that I read about all this really was pointing out how fast food prices are just becoming so much more expensive. Well, I think it's because people continue to eat

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out. I feel like this article was written by Ronald McDonald PERSON himself, though.

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Eat at home. Eat at home. And drive those prices down at McDonald's ORG and whatnot. But I will say,

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I don't care what time a day or what time of night, at least a McDonald ORG's burger. It's always

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consistent. All right, National Day, Anthony A. All right, let's go in and start with National Coconut Cream Pie Day EVENT, which is always consistent.

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I'm more of like a banana cream pie person myself.

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That's good.

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I don't like coconut on my pies.

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Oh, interesting.

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It's not my favorite.

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All right, that's a little insight right there, party pooper.

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And we also have National Bike and Roll the School Day EVENT if you are pedaling your bike or if you're also on a scooter too.

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Go ahead and do that as well. Or skateboard. There it is. If you ride a scooter to or if you're also on a scooter too go ahead and do that or skateboard there it is if you ride a scooter to school you're

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going to get beat up don't do that hey scooters are cool now what are you talking about i love scooters

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but i'm just telling there's somebody that's going to do something that's going to say something

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you're going to get bullied don't do it it's not if you're doing backflips on them and there is

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and we also have national receptionist day as well too shout out to all the receptionist's on

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and let's go and wrap it up on National Night Shift Workers Day.

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Anthony and I are pretty much night shift workers at this point.

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Well, you say it like that.

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It sounds like strippers.

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I wish Otto PERSON would come home with some dollar bills like that.

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No, but being a DJ, you're working in the night shift.

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I mean, a lot of times I'm DJing past three, four in the boy.

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You're right, you're right.

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In comedy, yeah, lately, as of lately, I've been doing a lot of like midnight shows,

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which is always wild because people are just too drunk.

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And I was a convenience store worker.

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Can we talk about what happens after 2 a.m.

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To people.

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What is wrong with you?

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Nothing good happens after 2 a.m.

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Remember your mama told you that.

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Your mama was right.

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Behave after 2 o'clock in the morning because...

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Yeah, just fornication and felonies.

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That's it.

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The Dana Cortez Show ORG podcast.

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Don't forget that this coming weekend is Mother's Day weekend.

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So myself here, Dana Cortez, DJ Automatic, and Anthony PERSON,

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and we're talking off mic about how much we love our moms.

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I'm sure you love your mom too.

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And there's things that moms do that are annoying,

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but it's because they love us.

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For instance, my mom loves to show me off when I go to town.

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We come from a small town.

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I was born in a tiny town in West Texas LOC.

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And when she used to on a bar, she would put my name up on the marquee that I was coming to town, which is mortifying.

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Now she just uses her Facebook page.

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I know. I know.

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You guys can ever find Dana PERSON's mom's Facebook page?

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It's like a shrine.

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It's a shrine to Dana Cortez PERSON.

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Beautiful.

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That's amazing.

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It's embarrassing.

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But I know she does that because she loves me. She's proud. Also, I like when I visit her that she babies me. Oh, that's like a shrine. It's a shrine. It's a shrine. Beautiful. That's amazing. It's embarrassing, but I know she does that because she loves me.

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She's proud.

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Also, I like when I visit her that she babies me.

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Oh, that's cool.

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I try to act like I don't like it, but she waits on me and she puts my towel out. I wake up in the morning and she's already making breakfast.

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And I don't know how to explain it. Like, I feel like a little baby. That's fun. That's beautiful. And that's a great review of your mom's relationship with yourself. I think that's a way to say that.

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For me, my mom's appreciation for rap music is something that I really admire.

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And she, well, it's like, we always listen to rap and hip hop growing up.

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And so it was always interesting to me to hear from my friends who were like, their parents hated that music and stuff like that. My mom was the opposite. My mom was always the one that she'd be like, I'd be like, I got this new LL Cool J.

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Argetto Boys and she'd be like, put it on.

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Yeah.

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For me, I think with my mom.

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Well, wait, hold, Anthony PERSON's mom tried to date Warren G.

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So I understand that.

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I remember that.

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Yeah, it was always fun until it was.

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It was always fun and it was always fun.

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The thing I love about my mom is she always believed in me.

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She was the one who really pushed me to DJ when my dad was, if you were listening earlier this

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week, I talked about him always telling me to get a real job.

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She was the one who actually, she helped me buy a mixer.

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She helped me buy turntables.

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She really just pushed me to pursue DJing.

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And the other thing I love about her is she always answered the phone.

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Whatever I need somebody to talk to.

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Yes.

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My mom's my second best friend besides my wife.

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There it is.

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So if you have the ability to call your mom today, do it, do it, do it.

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Don't wait until Sunday.

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I think you should because you should call mom every single day. Trust me, she'll appreciate it.

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And like Automatic ORG said, that's why they answer the phone. They want you to call.

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The Dana Cortez Show ORG podcast.