121: Alone Together w/ Jake Shane

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Hi, Jake PERSON. I'm going to intro today. I'm going to intro it. Hello, hello all. No, hang on. We're going to scrap that.I'm going to not do an um. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. B and C.B and J.

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J and C.

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I'm going to see what makes. He's trying to name.

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Is what he's trying to do.

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Yes. Got it Yes H-A

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WT

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J-N-C-M-A-P

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Y-N-C-M-A-P

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Y'all Ha ha ha ha ha We're here today with Jake Shane PERSON. Yay!

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Welcome in, Jake PERSON. Thanks, Connor PERSON. Thanks for having me.

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I almost had, we almost had to call off the show. I could feel my neurons trying to fire to figure out the naming. And that was really hard for me. That took a lot. I know, but you did it. And I'm really proud of you.Thank you.

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Of course.

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Jake beat me to the studio today after I feel like I kind of tricked you into coming

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on to the show.

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Well, no.

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I said, I heard I might be doing

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the co-host thing with you. It was unclear. Yeah. And Connor PERSON was like, if you don't do it, like,

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I will kill myself. And I was like, okay, we're going to tell them exactly what I said verbatim.

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I was like, oh, okay, then I'll definitely do it. Like, I'm not going to. I didn't say I was going to

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kill myself. I said, I'm thinking about it. Yes, you did. You said you didn't want want to do it alone and Brooke is in Europe LOC. So here I am. Yes. I'm so glad too,

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because I was thinking about it and I was kind of like when you go do a live show, which you're doing

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live shows right now. And you're like, it's going to be fine. It's going to be fine. But leading up, you're so not okay. And it's not fine until you actually sit down. Except I don't think it would

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have gotten better if it was just me by myself. I've never done a podcast entirely by myself, so I understood your anxiety and I empathized with it. And I said, if I can have a hand and making him less anxious, I'll do that. No, it's like

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completely, it feels like we're just hanging out. As usually, it feels like Brooks here. She's in Florence GPE.

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Love that for her. Yeah, I just texted her. She's like, Florence GPE is a bust. Wait, no, why?

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We hate Florence GPE. Wait, is Tuscany in Florence GPE? This is not a geography podcast.

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Okay, but is it? Leah, you're Italian NORP. And she's not her.

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Okay. You look, you could be Italian NORP.

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She is.

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Oh, but she is.

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Like, extremely Italian NORP.

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You're not a practicing Italian NORP?

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No, she's practicing.

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Like converted to Italian NORP?

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No, she's practicing, like, Sunday dinners No, she's practicing like Sunday dinners and stuff. Like I had like my first hero Italian NORP sandwich with her.

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And we've just touched on heroes recently. Were we talking GYRO? No, no, no, no.

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No, no. I was joking. You would have said Gairo PRODUCT? Yes.

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For specifics.

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Why is Florence GPE a bus? Hot? I don't know. You don't know. I don't think I've ever been to, I haven't been to Florence GPE. Wow.Oh my God. It's almost like I was right. It is also the most populated city in Tuscany GPE. Beautiful.

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That's so good. You guys. Did your moms, my mom did this. My mom is the type of person that growing up, she redecorated her vibe of the house. No, my mom never took that.

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Several times. We had a Tuscany vibe house in Texas GPE.

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And I feel like everyone, like you have those bottles over the oven that had like random peppers in them and water.

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Totally.

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We never used the peppers.

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Oh, your mom sounds awesome.

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She's,

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she's fun.

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She's fun.

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You would love her.

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I know.

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I know. I saw a video of her on your thing the other day and I was like, yeah, I would

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definitely get along with her. Oh, she's fun.

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And she loves being in videos, okay.

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Really?

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Yeah, she gets so excited.

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But then she, you know what's funny? You know when you first started doing videos? Did you, did your voice change? No.

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When I film my voice changes, even yesterday, I was filming a video of my dog and I listened

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back and I was like, what the fuck are you doing? No, I don't think your voice is changing. I just don't think you're used to hearing your voice on camera. You're like performing it. I'm like

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performing on my Instagram ORG. Okay. I see what you mean. Yes. I take back my immediate now.

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I see what you mean. I'm going to Tuscany this weekend though and I've been waiting to say that ever since you guys brought it up. Sorry I changed the subject. You should. I'm sorry. Tuscany this weekend though And I've been waiting to say that Ever since you guys brought it up

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Sorry I changed the subject

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You should I'm sorry

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And like I do need to revert back To why Brooke hates Florence GPE so much Because I have not shut up about Tuscany You really like it?

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I've never been

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Oh Maybe you should reroute But why doesn't she I'm going to a wedding Can I? I'm yelling for no reasonIt's okay I have a mic You're going to a wedding God bless That's to be so much

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fun. I'm so excited. That's going to be great. Who's wedding? It's my old co-workers and I invited myself. That's great. Yeah, I texted him. I said, why am I not invited? I'll pay for my plate. Do I know this person? And they said, oh, of course you can come. And then I said, okay. And I booked my flight.

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It was horrible. But they were so down for me to come. That's great. I mean, who wouldn't be down? I don't know. Probably some people.

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I did the same thing, but it was for a wedding, like one of my good friend's weddings.

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And it was like my best friend in high school. This is really bad. I haven't told this story on it.

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It's funny. Like, I'm sure they have a group text that they're all talking about me doing this in.

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Oh, no. What'd you do?

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We were at another one

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of my good friends' weddings

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from high school.

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And we're all there

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and we're hanging out and my best friend from high school had gotten engaged and I'm friends with his fiancee or at the time, fiance.They're married now. We all grew up together. We went to grade school together, went to high school together. They started dating in high school. They're both graduated college nowand they, like, we're engaged at this wedding. And and i was like i can't wait for the wedding blah blah blah i'm like i wonder who i wonder who is groomsmen are and then i was like kind of talking to other people and i was like oh is he just not doing a bachelor party he's like oh no he did a bachelor party oh i was like and i turned really slowly and said hey um um i'm not mad i'm confused like yeah no that's hurtful no it's it wasn't

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he was like i honestly genuinely thought you'd be busy and i was like no and he's like do you want to

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be one i was like yeah i want to be one of your grooms and so i sat down drunk at this wedding got my tucks rented my tux got all got all this stuff. And then like the next day hit where I was like, oh, now I got to fly back in two weeks and I got to come back three days early to do like all the stuff, which I'm happy to do. It was fun. But you invited yourself to be in

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groups, men. Yeah, which like that's different. That's like my bad. But if good rule of them,

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and I'm a big rule of them guy. Yeah. It's way more fun to just like be at a wedding than like be a part of the wedding.

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Now I think I would have felt a little bit of FOMO if I was at that wedding and all my friends from high school were up there and I wasn't up there.

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It was a good thing you were a part of that.

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Yeah. But I forced my way in, which is you didn't though.

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It's humiliating.

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You didn't force your way in. It was the situation was brought up. You asked and he was like, well, do you want to do it? He wasn't like, I'm sorry. And you were like, what the fuck? You were just kind of confused.And he threw out the offer and that's on him. I'm such a big, like, I just want to be invited.

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Yeah, me too.

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What's your star sign?

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Virgo.

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Oh!

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I knew it. Because I told you this before. Oh. Okay. Like recently. Whatever. What I told you this before. Oh. Okay. Like recently. Whatever.What's yours?

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Scorpio.

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Knew it?

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Yeah.

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Well, because I told you too recently.

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Yeah.

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I don't know what any of them mean.

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I know that Virgo's are bad.

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Like I've heard that.

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No, they're not. She's a Virgo.

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Oh, Leah PERSON. I knew we had something when I came in. There was a conversion.

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Virgo's love control.

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Do you like controlling things?

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Yeah, but I also, I think I like the illusion of control. Like, I want to know that if we go on a trip, I want to do the things I want to do, but I don't want to plan it. Interesting. How very unvergo if you. But if I do plan it, I want everyone to know that I planned it. Yep. And I want them to feel indebted to me. Yeah, I get that. There I said it.

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Yeah.

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I understand that. I had to get that off my chest.

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My friend Julia PERSON's like that.

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Is she?

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Yeah.

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She seems like the principal.

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Yeah, like she, we were driving to Coachella GPE and she was driving.

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You'll know she's driving because she would have told you, I'm driving.

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I'm driving, you guys.

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I'm driving.

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Yeah.

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Like, reminder, I'm driving. And me and Julia got into a fight so bad on the way to Coachella GPE, I'm driving. I'm driving, you guys. I'm driving. Like, reminder, I'm driving.

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And me and Julia got into a fight so bad on the way to Coachella GPE while she was driving.

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She started hysterically sobbing.

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And we were at In-N-N-Out ORG, and she was trying to order a milkshake.

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And she couldn't because we were screaming and crying. So that was my drive.

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Because of the noise? No, like, just because of the principal. It was, like, overwhelming.

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It was the rule of them.

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It was the rule of them. It was the rule of them.

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You know.

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You have to make, if you're riding in a car and someone else is driving, you are indebted to that person.

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I agree.

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You shouldn't be having fun that they can't participate in.

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So true.

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Like don't, oh, like we're an hour out.

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We're going to start drinking.

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Not fair.

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Not fair.

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That's not fair.

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No.

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I could not agree with you more.

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That's not fair. Um,

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what it, what would be fair is a game? Or maybe, maybe call someone, but hook it up to the phone that you all know and like catch up with someone. I'm trying to think of other things you can do that,

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include the driver that isn't distracting. Music's fun. Music's so fun. Don't fall asleep. I've made

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that mistake. Oh, you are not allowed to sleep. that mistake before. Oh, you are not allowed to sleep. Yeah. Oh, my God, you're not allowed to sleep. I've made, do you drive? A drive, yeah. Oh, I don't, so.Right, so you are like way more familiar with being a passenger than I am. Yeah, I'm the passenger princess, I would say. It's so scary when I pick my parents out from the airport or something. I'm like, oh, shit. I haven't been in my back seat ever. So I don't know what's back there. I'm sure like if I drive people do a pregame or something,they bring beer and then they crushed up cans are in the back. I'm like, I can't, because my parents would be like, have you been drinking beers and then crushing them and throwing them in your backs? That's where my mom would get. Oh, and you just keep them there? You're such a boy. I just don't go in my back seat. Like I literally, if my car was the size of just my front seat, that would be awesome. And my dog. Yeah.If I had like a side car, a little side car for my dog.

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I did get a smart car.

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What type of car do you have?

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Bronco PRODUCT.

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Love.

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I'm getting rid of it.

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No, why?

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Yeah, it's been recalled like four times. I got like it, I got it right when it came out. Oh, okay.

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And then it got recalled. Yeah. I got recalled it, I got it right when it came out. Oh, okay. It got recalled. Yeah. I got

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recalled. Why? Because when you know, sometimes they say when you make a turn, a sharp turn on like a

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Bronco PRODUCT, it flips over. Yes. They make that very, there's like graphics all over the inside of my car

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that say like, you're going to flip. Yeah. And I'm taking some turns. I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah.

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I'm sure.

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I'm not a good driver. I've, like, I've been very clear about that.

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But my friends from New York and Jersey GPE, they all say you would do, you would do really well in the city. You'd be a great taxi driver. Hey, guys.I'm going to take a quick break really quick to think one of our sponsors, Embark ORG. Then when you've all been waiting for, I could not wait to get this ad back and read this to you guys because any chance I get to talk about Max, I obviously take that and run with it. It's a good day today. And we're excited to be partnering with Embark ORG, the provider of the most accurate dog DNA test on the market and the best gift to get the dog lover in your life.People are always asking me on my walks and online and just now today. What kind of dog is Max PERSON? Okay. I finally tested Max with Embark ORG to discover his breed mix and learn more about his genetic health and potentially connect with his family using their relative finder feature. Ooh!I got chills. And we knew Embark was the way to go because our producer Ryan used it for his dog, Remy PERSON. Well, the results are in. Oh my gosh. I haven't read these yet. This is my first time seeing these.Okay, Max is 31.9% German Shepherd. 24% miniature Australian Shepherd. 18.1% super mutt. And 17.1% American NORP Pitbull Terrier. And 8.4% Rottweiler. Wow, oh wow, am I going to lie to people when they ask.Were you surprised, and do you recommend embark for a dog parent? Yes, that's a question that was just asked to me, and instead of answering it, I read it out loud. Yes, I am surprised. I feel like I made that very clear, and yes, I will definitely be recommending it for a dog parent that I know soon.Get the dog DNA test that's trusted by millions, including me. Right now, Embark ORG has a limited time offer on their breed and health test kit for our listeners. Go to EmbarkVet.com to get free shipping and save 50 bucks with the promo code B&C. Visit EmbarkVet.com and use promo code B-A-N-D-C to save $50 today. Really? I'm going to break some laws, yeah, but I'm going to get you there. You're going to get there safe

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and quickly. I think people, the driving in the city is simply outrageous. I think I could do it. It's just unnecessary, though.

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Yeah, I know. You know what? There's nothing quite like the way that you feel like your body could explode when you need to get somewhere in New York GPE traffic. It's like, I need to be on a city bike like I need water.

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You know, I've never been on a city bike.

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People from New York GPE don't go on city bikes.

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Yes, they do.

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That are from, are you from New York GPE? Yes. I feel like you know too much. You can't go on a city bike. I guess. But like, I go on city bikes. Yes they do. That are from, are you from New York GPE? Yes.

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I feel like you know too much. You can't go on a city bike. I guess. But like I remember when city bites came out and it was like the hot topic. Everyone was on a fucking city bike drunk.

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Yeah. Which felt horrible. That's not good. It's crazy that they don't have breathalizers on all these

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rentable vehicles that go 30 miles an hour. That is so smart.

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But like it'd be a shared breathalyzer, so you'd be just like kissing.

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Yeah, that's disgusting. I don't think it's actually possible. I think it's kind of just like.

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I need a breathalyzer on my phone. You do?

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Yeah, because I'll, I have a couple drinks.

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And it's that image that's like a Lisa Frank PERSON image of the dolphins and the sea turtles in the sky. Yeah. And I'm like responding to a picture of like someone's sandwich. And I'm like you, this is fucking awesome.

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Yeah. I'm so stoked. You have it. I'm so happy for you. We should get lunch. We should get this sandwich together.

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Oh, you're a good job. No, but then I regret it. The next time, like, I don't ever want to talk to you even on DMs. I know, but it's still nice that you said that. Yeah. I just like, I regret it. And then I always think, I think my story is

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the one that everyone tunes into. And then when it's not well curated, I'm like everyone's, this is what

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everyone's talking about on Slack PRODUCT right now at all of their jobs. Oh, like, did you see you

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show me a little story? I'm so uncurated. Yeah. How do you curate your story? I mean, it's not like...

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You beat yourself up too much.

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Yeah.

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Oh my God, I know.

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You need to stop that.

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You're amazing.

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Do you not do that?

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I do it.

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But seeing you do it makes me sad.

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On the outside looking end, that's pathetic.

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No, it's not pathetic. It makes me sad.

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Oh, so much to offer Connor PERSON. I'm fine. I'm sorry. I wasn't actually going to kill myself. I just say that. Well, I knew that.Yeah. Connor PERSON. You may, you can put that, check the box that you saved a life this week.

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Yeah. How to Save a Life.

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Yeah. That's a good song too.

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It's an amazing song. The fray. Bangor after banger. Over my head. How to Save a Life.

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You found me? I get them confused with the script. The script and chasing cars or whatever.

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Yeah, chasing cars only really has one song.

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What's that one?

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It was on Grey's Anatomy WORK_OF_ART.

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I think it was called chasing cars.

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Snow Patrol ORG.

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Snow Patrol ORG.

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Yeah. Snow Patrol ORG chasing cars, right?

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Yes.

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Man, I wish we could play music on a main podcast.

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Yeah.

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You can.

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How much does that suck? It sucks. Yeah. It sucks. You are a good podcaster. right? Yes. Man, I wish we could play music on a main podcast. You can't. How much does that suck?

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It sucks.

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Yeah. It sucks. You are a good podcaster. Really? Yeah.

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Like, when we started, we were so ass that I cannot believe everyone in this room stuck with it because it was bad.

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And you, like, right at your first episode, I was like, oh, what the fuck? That's not fair

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Connor PERSON stop we I had I've asked to take our beginning episodes down wait why are they so bad

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is he being dramatic no she is it you can be honest I think you guys were a little um not focused

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we like we're very much talking to the camera like hey guys today we're going to be talking instead of just having, you know, oh, it makes me want to pull my eyelashes out.

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You know what?

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You shouldn't take them down because it shows you how far you've come.

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It's true.

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I'll never revisit, though.

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Okay.

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I got that.

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That I understand.

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I would never revisit.

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I have to talk about something really quick so I don't forget about it because it. Because it's something that happened today that it's not going to be groundbreaking.

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I just want to get ahead of this story. It's nothing that's going to shake it up.

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Yeah.

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It might actually encourage people to unsubscribe from our YouTube channel.

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Oh, no.

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But because of how not groundbreaking this is. Okay. But I just need to talk about it, you know? Talk about it. So I had not spoken a word out loud besides to my dog today. So that's, I want to also put that out there.I noticed on the way out of the house, I was going to the grocery store this morning, that, oh, my hand soap is empty. I have a refillable container. And then I have these refills under my thing. They're in a container, an aluminum can. Costco ORG? They're the grove.Okay.

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It's, yeah, it's like the shopping center? They're grove. They're grove themed. They're grove. They are grove themed because they're like grove okay it's yeah it's like the shopping center they're grove they're grove themed they're grove themed they're they are grove themed because they're like scented as if you're in a grove washing

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your hands but it the company is called grove oh okay i thought you like okay continue my bad um the company

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is called grove so i'm filling it up and then i put the cap on. I wash my hands of the situation.

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Forgive me for the pun.

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Okay.

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And I walk away.

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I go, I go about my business.

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I take Max PERSON out my dog. And on the walk, I'm on Instagram ORG. And the first ad I get in between stories is an ad for refillable soap things. Oh, cool. I haven't spoke out loud though. I wasn't, I didn't make an Instagram ORG story. I didn't say out loud in my house by myself. Oh, my soap's empty.Let me get my... Are you sure? I promise. That's weird. That's fuck. What do you think? Do you think that please, please, please be honest with me. I'm okay saying this out loud. Do you think that our phones can hear our thoughts?

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I have, like, really bad anxiety with this story right now. I can't lie.

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That's the scariest thing I've ever heard. What? Because I've had this situation more than once, but I've never been verifiably alone.

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And you were bugged out. I have not seen a person. I have not, I didn't have one meeting, one phone call. I had spoke nothing out loud. You didn't speak. I have not spoken to, this is my first time talking today. That's why I was so rusty when I came in. But I don't understand. And my

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phone's somewhere else in my house when I'm feeling on my, I don't have my phone.

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That's pretty. You have like Alexa PRODUCT devices in your house? I have an Alexa device. With a camera.

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I don't know if it has a camera.

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Because let me tell you a story about one time.

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I was talking heavy shit with my girls.

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Like heavy shit.

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Like really, like we were just, you know, it was a session of talking shit.

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And my Alexa, or it was her Alexa, repeated a minute of our conversation back to us

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just out of nowhere. And we looked around and we were like, what? Yeah. So they're listening at all

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times. And if you have an Alexa PRODUCT with a camera, they're also watching. So that makes sense. And they're probably connected to your phone, not to stress you out at all. But that's probably what happened.

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George Orwell PERSON would come if you could hear this conversation. What did he write a good animal all. But that's probably what happened. George Orwell PERSON would come if you could hear this conversation.

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What did he write again? Animal Farm ORG.

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Welcome to 1984, y'all.

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What did he write again, Animal Farm ORG?

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1984. Cool. And Animal Farm ORG.

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Yeah. And Animal Farm ORG didn't sick with me as much. I do love animals, but that didn't, the actual themes.

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Oh, I loved Animal Farm because my English teacher, Shelley, was like like my favorite person ever and she taught it. Me and Brooke PERSON talked,

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that's good. Yeah, I loved Shelley. I liked my English LANGUAGE teacher too. Really? I think. My English teacher

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thought I was really troubled. Why? I was. Yeah. She had a good read on things. Yes, Connor PERSON,

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right here. Come on. Oh, but you were troubled. I was. Yeah. I was un good read on things. Yes, Connor PERSON. Yeah. Come on.

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Oh, but you were troubled.

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I was.

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Yeah.

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I was unmedicated and now medicated.

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Oh.

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That's always good.

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Yeah.

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You got to the root of it. We talked about books all the time and about how every book we read was just like, talk about anxiety. Every book was like, this is the future. If you're not aware of history, history repeats itself, of course. But the things are like flowers for Algernon, which I can't remember what that was about. I know it was sad, though.There's, they were all sad. All the books were so depressing.

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Fahrenheit 451 WORK_OF_ART.

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Fahrenheit 451 WORK_OF_ART.

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That was scary.

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There was one about- The giver.

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The giver was frightening.

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The givers, what I was going to say.

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Killing babies, right?

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Yeah, it was frightening.

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Okay, so, and that one, actually some parents wrote in and tried to get that book banned.

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They tried to get the giver band.

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The giver.

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The Taylor Swift is in the movie.

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Whoa.

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How would you try to get that band?

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I don't know.

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I think it was because they hear, like, they're reading books about killing babies.

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Be so for real.

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Do you think that our English LANGUAGE teacher is trying trying to be like we should kill some babies also the givers about like isn't

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the world like so black and white and like this the oh my god what a beautiful book that is i love

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that book i'm not going to revisit but i do remember it being kind of utopian you know like everything's

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beautiful but they didn't say i love you and it was a whole to do

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was there some things about people's tongues being cut out

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or did it? Yes you did not make that up

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though that might have been the hunger games

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it's hard it's impossible

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you know in the capital like when they speak

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and like they cut up the tongues

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maybe but that's the same sort of thing

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it's like a utopian dystopian thing right yes a lot of the utopian things where it's like they try to make the perfect thing are actually dystopian. I think that's the point.

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Wow.

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Okay.

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Like me finally understanding Hunger Games WORK_OF_ART on set right now.

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Very cool. Very cool. I love dystopian novels and TV shows and movies. I specifically love shows about like or movies about like the world ending and stuff. Like anything with Gerald Butler like Geostorm or Greenland WORK_OF_ART or any of the fallen I just watched London Has Fallen WORK_OF_ART.It was pretty outrageous actually.

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All of those give me scaries too.

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No, because I like to play What Would You Do WORK_OF_ART with my friends. Okay.

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So what are you doing? We would sit down. We would be watching it and I'd be like, oh my God, what would you do? what would you do with my friends Okay So what are you doing We would sit down We would be watching it And I'd be like Oh my God What would you do?What would you do?

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Say we get confirmation Hey like

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How much time Do we know how much time You know I haven't seen any of those movies

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It actually had like

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You usually have like Two days Okay So two days You only got four minutes To save the world

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What are you doing To prepare? I feel like I always say On this podcast because Brooke PERSON always backs me up like, I'm going to give up. I'm going to go to sleep and then I'm out like a light. I would give up. But I would have too much anxiety. Like I would be like, oh no,maybe we can figure this out. I think I would try to get back to like my family. I would for sure

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get back to my family and then I would take, I've never taken a Xanax before. I would take a Xana. Oh, you got to take a Xanax. I would take a Zanax PRODUCT so I can add a van of sorts and

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like just kind of roll with punches. I think the first day you take a half of Xanax to see out of

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Heshoe and then the second day depending on how you did with that one because you might just be

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like I kind of want to just like say and watch a movie right now and then the second day when you get your dosage right then you it then you attack your to-do list.

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My issue is, though, like, if we know the world's ending and we have two days left, like, you can't go to grocery shopping and you can't order in any food. Postmates is definitely shut down. Everything's shut down.

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I don't know. I feel like there'd still be some hustlers on DoorDash ORG. Like, I want to make a couple bucks.

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Yeah, I get that for the end of the world.

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Yeah.

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But, you know, I think Netflix ORG would still be there. Hello, all.

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Because when things crash, like how Netflix ORG's live streaming never works.

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Like someone's hacking the mainframe to try to fix it.

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Netflix ORG live streams?

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Yeah, all of the like Tom Brady PERSON roast was like live streamed.

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Wow.

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I feel like they're gearing up to go into like TV sports and stuff.

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Yeah. Or like yeah, like Bravo WORK_OF_ART stuff with when there's like I feel like they're gearing up to go into like TV sports and stuff yeah

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or like yeah like Bravo WORK_OF_ART stuff

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when there's like reunions and you watch them live

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do you watch Bravo WORK_OF_ART? I started a little bit

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with the Vanderpump drama Scandival WORK_OF_ART and then I'm so glad I did because I randomly got put on a comedy panel with our animatics like right I love her yeah that was and I'm so glad I did because I randomly got put on a comedy panel with our animatics. Like right.

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I love her. Yeah, that was, and I'm so glad. I was like, hey, how's Tom PERSON?

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Not good. And she was like, bad. And I got his name right.

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And you know what I love about that cast and then I'm like, they'll talk about it.

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They will talk. Open book. Yeah, open book. I love it. And that's what reality TV is for.

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That's what it's for.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, they were great.

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I'm sure they're like Loki PERSON really stoked about that whole thing that happened.

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Yeah, I mean, you're on reality TV because you want people to watch it.

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Something like that happens.

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Yeah.

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I'm sure Ariana wasn't too pleased when she found out. But she actually seemed quite devastated. But when it, you know, when push comes to shove, she's the host

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of the new Love Island, USA. She was on Dancing with the Stars WORK_OF_ART. Yeah, she's fucking killing it.

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That's great. One door opens another door. I'm sorry, backwards.

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No, I, I mean, I could say it that way too. One door opens, guess what? There's probably one

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shut over there. Yeah. Well, it's weird that right now, there's probably a door opening and shutting

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simultaneously.

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Does that give you anxiety?

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Yes. Me too. Okay, I have some notes that I wanted to go over and they're fucking all over the place. Okay, well, I love your watch, Connor PERSON. Thank you.

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It's Evora ORG. It's a good company. I have like six of them. Oh, they're really cute.

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Thank you. Okay, hang on. Guys, we can cut all this. This is actually the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life. Well, can you guys hear me okay? Okay, good, just making sure. Because I keep

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like fucking with this and like, oh, well, let's ask, I want to, I want to hear about how your live

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shows are going because we're both doing. We are both doing live shows. We're both touring, low key. Low key. And I asked you for a second this weekend. Oh, me and Jake went and saw Chelsea Handler this weekend and Sam Jay that did the roast of Tom Brady and Fortune Feimster and... Mateo PERSON. Mateo Lane PERSON.

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And I don't remember the first person's name, but she was really fucking funny. She was so funny. Okay. So when you go to a comedy show in today's day and age, they do this thing where they lock your phone away.

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I'm just going to say it. That wasn't cool with me. They put it in a bag and lock it. Like legitimately lock it. So all my, my phone was buzzing. And I was like, oh my God. Oh my God. I was like nine at the bit to get like I was like literally like ripping it open. And it's was buzzing. And I was like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. I was, like, nine at the bit to get.

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Like, I was, like, literally, like, ripping it open. Like, and it's, like, tight. And I remember I couldn't get a hold of Connor PERSON. And I lost him halfway through the show.

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And I was like, where is he? Like, what's happened? Oh, my God. I lost all sense of space and time. I was with Julia PERSON. We hadn't eaten dinner.We were like, what's happening? Like, we were, like, so hungry. We were so scared. Like, and then we got, we ran outside after to unlock our phone. And all these people were like, what's happening? Like, we were like so hungry. We were so scared. Like, and then we got, we ran outside after to unlock our phone and all these people were like, oh, everyone's so excited to be on their phones. I'm like, I'm sorry no one is trying to

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fucking reach you. Like, it's true. I've talked about those neoprene bags. They're made out

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of like what like a wet suit is made out of. Which is like a wetsuit, by the way, if you hit like a sharp-ass great barrier reef, it's not going to rip.

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You're going to roll right over, I don't think.

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Like a shark can bite through it.

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Now, I've got this tooth, Jake PERSON.

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You do have a fang. I do have a fang. Thank you for noticing. This tooth can do all things through Christ PERSON, which strengthens him.

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I've gotten through one of those neoprene bags with this too.

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I have at John Malaney PERSON. I ripped it out. Did you out this week? No. Last one year ago. And it works?Were you pumped? I was stoked, but then I was looking around. And it feels like in inception when he's in the dream. And then people start becoming aware, you know, and they're all trying to kill him. I really felt like everyone in, because first of all, I wanted to tell people like I'm at John Mullaney PERSON. I don't video anything.Of course. As people that do live shows, I have respect for the no video thing. Let me post that I'm here. Yeah, 100%. You have to log it up so that people don't video because these people are filming specials and if you release it, then you're

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a bad, obviously like a horrible person. Is that why? Yeah, if I do a joke, typically like when

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people do these shows, they hone in on jokes and then they film their special or they'll film a special

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live, you know, at this thing. So if you post it and then they, like everyone sees these punchlines and then it comes out

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on Netflix ORG, it's like, I don't need to watch that.

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I saw the joke already.

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I don't know if people respond in that way.

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That's what I think it's for. But for me on tour, if someone were to film my set, which they do sometimes, and post it, I'm like, I'm doing that joke in an hour, by the way, at the same venue. Right. And then

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tomorrow night at the same venue twice. And then the next night at a different venue, and if anyone follows each other, or if someone were to actual like static posted on TikTok ORG and it did

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well, God PERSON forbid. But it's kind of like a double-edged sword because you want people to see it.

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I do, but I want to post it. Yeah, I get that. I don't get any accolades when someone else posts my set.

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Really?

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No.

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No.

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No.

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They only do that when I'm wasted at a bar. Okay. Yeah, that's, they, it's like piranhas. Oh. Like your...

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They smell blood. Yeah. They don't smell, they smell blood. It's just my B.O. Because I'm sweating so much and I'm drunk. Oh, great. What Would You Do situation?

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There's this movie where these people get stuck in a pool of piranhas. And, like, that's a type of movie I would watch and be like, what would you do? I hate to death the movie. The movie's about like, I'm stuck on this island. We just have to swim to there and there's a shark or like when Blake Lively PERSON was stuck in that cage and it sunk to the bottom.

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The shallows. The shallows. Yeah. The worst.

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And there's... What would you do? What would you do? What would you do? The question is, I don't know. The answer is I don't know. But my favorite one is this one, these girls are swimming and the pool cover goes above them. And then they're stuck under the pool cover for the long weekend. And they're starving and scared. It's horrible. That's when you need this the long weekend. And they're starving and scared.

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It's horrible. That's when you need this tooth. Yeah, if they had that tooth, they would be able to gnaw their way out.

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Sharks scare the fuck out of me.

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Do they?

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Yeah. I mean, they don't scare me when I know they're there. It's more like, so in finding Nemo PERSON. Okay. When Dory or what's the dad's name, Alan PERSON? Marlon PERSON.

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Marlon PERSON.

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I was close. I couldn't.

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If you got into my head, I would have gotten there.

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It's confusing and it throws you off because he's a clownfish and his name's Marlon PERSON and that's a type of fish. That's like me being called Russian NORP as my name. Oh, I'm not. I was just

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saying that as like a example. Whatever. That's why this podcast I wasn't even worried about planning. So I was like, it doesn't matter what we have planned because me and Jake PERSON, by the time we get to the plan, it's going to be a buzzer beater for one of our things on the docket that we plan. But when Marlon PERSON has his head above water and he's looking for the boat, I get scared when he has his head above the water. That view, when you're like, what's underneath? When he goes underwater, I'm like, oh, peaceful.

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You know, when he's looking around underwater, nothing there. I don't want to say I'm not scared of sharks because then I feel like they're going to come, like, come for me. But, like, I am scared of sharks. The sharks should have to fall from this. They would. Yeah.And I am scared of sharks. I just feel like I never, hopefully would never be put in a situation where there isn't someone on Shark Watch. Like, you know what I mean? Like when you go to a beach here, if there's a fucking shark by the shore, there's lifeguard's like, hey, there's a shark. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like, when you go to a beach here, if there's a fucking shark by the shore, the lifeguard's like, hey, there's a shark.Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Except in Soul Surfer, but she went night swim in. Right.

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I know. Soul Surfer PRODUCT is always the exception to the rules. Have you seen Soul Surfer PRODUCT?

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Mm-hmm. I haven't. It doesn't. You know the gist. I know the gist. Yeah.Yeah, I mean, there's some things that you can do to avoid it.

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I have been in a couple situations where I know for a fact there's a shark in the water and I don't see it. How do you know though? I just know. Your connor senses? I just know. Like, I just know. Some people watching this will be like, I know what he's talking about. Sometimes the water feels sharky. Both times I was right.

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And they're attracted to blood as well, right? They're attracted to blood. They're attracted to to shiny stuff. I don I know what he's talking about. Sometimes the water feels sharky. Both times I was right. And they're attracted to blood as well, right?

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They're attracted to blood.

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They're attracted to shiny stuff.

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I don't know if it's bright stuff, but I know that if you have like a GoPro PRODUCT or something,

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it reflects lights.

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Because I went on this shark diving thing on the North Shore in Hawaii.

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Okay.

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You said you're scared of sharks. Why would you go on a shark day?

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Well, my sister knows I'm scared of sharks, but I've always wanted, this is like three years ago. I'd always wanted to do this thing for the pictures. Yeah, I get that. I respect that. And it's like the coolest thing to do.It's, I think Island View, Hawaii is the name of the company. And it's like a boat. And it's like a, it holds eight passengers and then three captains. The captains are our age and they're just island coolest dude you've ever seen they're like people that work in a in a skate shop and you're scaredto even be in the skate shop because these guys are so cool

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looking you know you're like I don't even I'll buy these you don't even know what you're holding it's like it's a pack

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of fens do you skate no no no no neither, no. Neither do I. Just making sure. I can ride on a board. It's pointless, though. If I need to get somewhere. Yeah.

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If I was in a what would you do situation, there was a shark on the street and I needed to skate to get away from it.

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Like, I could probably pull that up.

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But these dudes take you out and go past like the first, the break, the waves. And then they take you like a mile offshore and then you just stop and you're just on this little boat and you just jump off and you're in the middle of the yeah you can see the shore but you jump off and then from below and now it makes me sick talking about it loki

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yeah like nauseous it's kind of making me like um vomit but you're sitting there and then from below you kind of see the sharks they start to come up and then they just kind of like hang out with you they don't throw any food in the water or anything they just like are curious and they come like hang out what the fuck I'll show you the pictures

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is this legal show you the pictures yeah they've never had anything happen that's not true they've never had anything happen that's not true that can't, there's no cage around you.

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You're just swimming with sharks. No.

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Do you want to see the pictures? Yes, I would love to see the photos. I'm going to show. I'll put them up on the screen. Oh, I'm so excited.Oh, it's something that

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would you ever shark, or not shark dive, skydive?

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I think about this all the time. I don't think my dad would ever speak to me again.

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Right.

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So, no.

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Well, I have no interest or desire except for the fact of like, it's just like why.

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It's not on my bucket list, you know, so I don't want to push myself.

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So here's, that's what it looked like.

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What the fuck?

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You're just like swimming. Cool photos.

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Edited on VSEO PRODUCT, obviously.

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Oh, wow.

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That's a great photo. It's really fun. Oh, I would have loved that if I got thatSEO, obviously. Oh, wow. That's a great photo. It's really fun. Oh, I would have loved that if I got that photo. Oh,yeah, except... These are amazing.

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I just need to face tune my stomach and stuff.

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No, you don't. I'm joking. But that was scary. The skydiving thing, I think about this all the time. I think about where my head would go.

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When inevitably my plane goes down or my parachute doesn't open. And it's like, why did you put yourself in the situation? You could have been at home. Home, you could have been ordering Dan Dan ORG noodles and on your, like, with your blanket. And you could be eating soup.

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Yeah.

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And you're on a plane jumping out of it for what?

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For what?

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I just don't see the point. Honestly, indoor skydiving is more my speed personally. I would love to do that. We should do speed personally i would love to do that we should

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do it i would love to do it jake do you want to do it this weekend i would love to oh i'm in i'm in texas

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oh sorry when i'm back yeah we're like we're both traveling this weekend where you going

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italy i'm going to houston well you go you travel quite quite a bit well it's just the tour thing you haven't told me how

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how the live shows are going it was great it was amazing I had a great time

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wait you've done more than one right I've done three college shows and then that was my first paid ticketed live show yeah and then come how many people uh 500

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that'll do it yeah it was but at the colleges I think the most I've done in a college is 1,200. And then, I don't know, I'm excited to tour. I'm decided to see how it plays out.

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Because the college shows always bring more people because it's free tickets.

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It's free, and everyone's, like, looking for shit to do on a college campus.

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And, you know, I was... I honestly think I was more nervous for the college shows than I was for that.

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Just because I had kind of like a game plan of what I was going to do. Like I had graphics made because it was like a live podcast kind of like kind and I, shit I was going to talk about. And, you know. How was it going for you?

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It's so scary.

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It gives me anxiety to think about it. Well, I said this on our podcast too. I think the, no, I didn't talk about it.

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When I did my most recent college show, the town that it was in, it was in Miami of Ohio GPE.

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Ohio GPE of Miami, Ohio.

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What is that?

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Miami of Ohio GPE.

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Okay, I was right.

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But it's in Oxford GPE. It's like the most confusing in Oxford, Ohio GPE.

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So when you go, I drove

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from the airport and I got there and it was like, nothing, nothing, cool little town, but it's just the college. The towns that are because the college is there. Those are my favorite towns.Yeah, it's really fun. It was so intimidating for some reason.

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Yeah, it's scary.

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It felt like the kid that has his lunch

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looking for a place to sit at the lunch table, you know? And I go, and it was a great show. It was so much fun. Everyone was really nice. But I was like, oh, geez, I'm scared. I'm more scared.You're right, of, like, doing it at colleges than doing it in just, like, a place where people chose to buy tickets and come. Did you go by yourself? Yeah. You traveled alone. Did you go out after?I did. I went to one bar, and then I asked the bouncer. I was like, is there somewhere I could go where there's just like really old people? And he was like, no. And he's like, no, not really. But you tried that one.And I went over there and these two nice girls were like, come with us. Like, we're going to show you this bar over here.

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Yeah, and it was really fun.

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And then they had like a group of friends and we had a couple drinks and whatever.

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Then I flew out of Ohio immediately next morning. Yeah, and it was really fun. And then they had like a group of friends and we had a couple drinks and whatever. Then I flew out of Ohio immediately next morning. Yeah. I love traveling

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to do like a like a show like that. It's fun. It's very rewarding. It's so rewarding.

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I like making people laugh in real time. You learn so much. Yeah, the feedback you get being

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immediate is awesome. I feel like that's what social media used to be for me. And now I'm like,

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I read into it too much. Like when I used to post this guy, I'm like, ooh, this is nice. I still post, but can I tell you I remember your first viral video? What? I don't even know. Tell me if I'm wrong. You were in Newport. And it was, I just remember seeing this and then seeing you all the time. It was a bunch of people on the beach in the middle of COVID. Oh, yeah. Was that your first one?

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It wasn't my first one. I didn't have any video that was like, oh, this is the first viral. I do remember the first one because Emma Chamberlain PERSON liked it.

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And I remember like, oh, like a blue check person liked my video. And that was the first one because it used to be just us like dancing and stuff and doing whatever during COVID. But that one was just me talking and it did really like, I think it had 40,000 views.

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And I was like, woo, hoo ho!

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I'm going to quit my job.

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I was unemployed already.

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I actually was already done with the quitting.

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Where were you working before all this?

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Bird ORG, the scooter company.

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Yes.

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I knew this.

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I knew this.

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But yeah, I don't know if I would have quit my job.

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Like if I had a job at the time, I don't know if I would have had the nuts to quit.

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I didn't quit my job until I like, it was like, everyone was like, you should probably quit.

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You should focus.

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You should hone in.

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Yeah.

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Like, and hone in and strike all the irons hot and like build this thing.

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I really loved my job.

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Yeah.

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So I didn't want to quit, which was part of that. But, um, yeah. I loved what I did.

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Yeah. Damn. I don't think I would, I don't know if I could have because I would have had to tell my mom. That what? You're quitting to do social media.

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I'm quitting to become. You can say. Yeah, no, I still wouldn't.

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I still will never say that.

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That's okay. No offense to any influencers out there. No, it's okay. There are some people that I know that are influencers. I'm like, I still wouldn't, I still will never say that. That's okay. No offense to any influencers out there. No, it's okay. There are some people that I know that are influences. I'm like, I could never. I couldn't do it because it's hard.It's scary when like I feel like everything, I feel like the job of an influencer, it's like based in public perception, which is just intrinsically, inherently scary. Intrinsic is a good word too.

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I don't think it can figure out a way to use that in the next.

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Sometimes I just try to use big words you guys

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Oh yeah no we do too

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We have a whole list of words that I'm like if I hear this word I get words stuck in my head the same way I get songs sick in my head Me too Do you really? Sometimes yes I couldn't stop saying FernandoWhat? That's not even a word That's someone's name Fernando When? I don't know. Yesterday it was suspense. Suspense.

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I actually don't think I relate to this anymore.

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I think maybe I like do like kind of like there are words sometimes that all like, yeah, no, I do. I just, I can't think of an example, but Fernando PERSON was crazy.

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Fernando PERSON caught me off guard too. Imagine how I felt. I, my thoughts and prayers.

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I wanted to like, like you have water stuck thoughts and prayers. I wanted to, like,

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like, you have water stuck in your ear. I wanted to, like, dump it out. Talk about the worst feeling in the world. Am I going deaf? No, it's just, like, bouncing around in your ear horrible. I hate that so much.Yeah. I have more stuff. Hang on, guys. I'm doing it. I feel like I'm doing a bad job.

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Wait, you're doing, Connor PERSON, you need to stop being so hard on yourself. You're doing amazing. No, like, you see, Connor PERSON, you need to stop being so hard on yourself. You're doing amazing.

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No, like, you see my notes.

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What, can I see your note?

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No, no, you can't.

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But I'll just tell you one of the things that I just needed to talk to Jake about today.

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Okay.

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Are you ready?

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A big bullet point that I really thought would hook everybody.

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Yeah.

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The fact that ducks have to put their head under the water to have a meal no could never be me imagine imagine they have to bob on top of the water and then go and eat and then they come up for air no why would they what is their diet algae ew no but imagine being like uh oh, I'm kind of hungry. Let me get soaking wet.

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Let me get wet. Whoa.

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Could not. Whoa. No, you know.

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That was your big bullet point? You know what I would say if I was a duck? What? Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. I'm not getting wet. Let me just say that two people have told me I look skinny this week, like organically.

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Yeah, wait. You're on Ozimic PRODUCT, right? I can't. Everybody's saying it. I can't confirm this week, like organically. Yeah, wait, you're on Ozimic PRODUCT, right? I can't.

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Everybody's saying it.

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I can't confirm nor deny, so. Ooh. Yeah. Is this the exclusive? Did I get the exclusive? I don't know, because I'm not confirming nor denying.That's always confirmation. Yeah. Me? Oh, okay. God, I suck at this.

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No, you don't. So, um... The man behind the black and blue dress went to jail for strangling his wife.

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I saw that. When I first read the headline, when it was like, man that came up with the blue and gold dress. And I was like, oh, he's going to tell us what it was. Strangles his wife. Yeah.

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Oh, okay, perfect. No, that makes sense because what he did with that fucking dress was sick. Sick in the head.

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It divided a country in ways that I have never seen. It was all,

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well, first of all,

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what did you see? Maybe his wife knew the secret. What did you see? What colors?

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Blue and black. As any normal person would.

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Yeah, but the white

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and golders were really fighting for it. And then there was like the Yan'i and Laurel PERSON, but that didn't hit the same as the dress.

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The dress was a cultural phenomenon.

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You had to be there. It was, I'll never forget it.

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I came to high school that day and everyone was like, do you see this fucking dress? And I was like, no. No, show it to me. Show it to me, Rachel PERSON. Send it to me, Rachel PERSON.I can't get that out of my head now. Okay, but that's a TikTok sound. So that makes sense. Oh, yeah. get that out of my head now. Okay, but that's a TikTok sound, so that makes sense. Oh, yeah.

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Fernando PERSON is out just as simply outrageous. Okay, well. Why? Did you meet a Fernando PERSON? No, I've never met a Fernando PERSON.

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Can we talk about something Connor did the other day?

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Oh, yeah. We can totally cut this out if you want. Leave it in. So I'm like, hey, Connor PERSON. Like, do you know my friend, Blank PERSON? And he was like, mm, not sure. And I was like, hey, Connor. Like, do you know my friend, Blank PERSON? And he was like,not sure. And I was like, okay, he's gay, tall, and really hairy. And Connor PERSON was like, got it. Didn't think anything else of it. And then Connor PERSON ended up going to this party that my friend was at. And my friend called me the next morning and was like, Jake PERSON, the weirdest thing

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happened last night. Connor came up to me last night and was like, are you Jake PERSON's gay and hairy friend? And I was like, that is so weird that he would say that. Well, I couldn't find

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anyone gay or hair or I should have assumed, but it was dark. I couldn't see his neck or how much

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hair was coming off of it. Yeah. So that was something that happened with that. We honestly spent

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the weekend together. We did. We did. We really did. We spent a lot of time together recently. I know. Last weekend was random because I was I was going

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somewhere near you, nearby you, and you were like, no, get dropped off here. And I was with two of

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our other mutual friends losing time in. Yes. And we got dropped off there. And then we were,

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it's so funny, you call, you've called off both nights when I should call off my night.

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I'm very good about that these days.

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I used to be very bad.

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I'm very good at like cutting it off when I feel it's right.

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But at the same time that night, like I had been to be fair to make yourself feel better, I had been drinking all day into the night. Things were getting dark. I had to go home. Like it was like really bad. That hangover the next morning wasn't even like enjoyable. all day into the night. Things were getting dark. I had to go home. Like it was like really bad.That hangover the next morning wasn't even like enjoyable, honestly. Like it was like it was because like I spend, I won't be hung over alone and I really wanted to be alone. Whoa. Yeah. I wanted to be alone. I couldn't talk to anyone.I was just really upset.

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I like being alone together. Yes. I don't want to be involved.

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Green ages. Yeah. The only interaction I want to have and I do. I'm like, you. Yes. I don't want to be involved. Greenagers. Yeah, the only

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interaction I want to have, and I do, I'm like, you guys can all sleep in my house. I would actually love to wake up and know that you're here, but like, I'm going to be in my bed. You guys enjoy the couch, put on TV, make yourself at home. The only interaction I want to have with you by 1 p.m. is I'm getting Grab Hub PRODUCT. What do you guys want? I'm going to get it from here. Just tell me what you want. I'll order it. What's your favorite meal like that?

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Hungover? Yeah. Mediterranean. Or pizza. You agree. You know I don't really like pizza. That's weird. How could you not like pizza? I think it's my self-diagnosed eating disorder, honestly, but I don't really know what it is. I'm just more of a pasta person. Like, the cheese never did it for me. Like, I don't really, I don't know. But I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I understand. Well, Mediterranean NORP, I like to have, I get really sad when I'm almost done eating. Oh, me too.

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So I'm like, oh, I was so excited for this. And then it's like a birthday. It's over. It's over. Getting a, getting a, getting a, you got it.

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Getting a grub, like the act of ordering it is like planning your birthday and then you add

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all your menu items.

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That's like inviting all your friends to your birthday.

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And then, and then your driver has picked up your order. It's, oh.

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Oh, you're booking flights. Like, you're making dinner reservations and then he's here and then your birthday has arrived. Like, your door dash has been delivered.

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And you get it and you unwrap your gifts. And it's all there and you eat a little bit of this.

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A little bit.

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A little bit of that.

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But then slowly you're like, oh, like the night's almost over.

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And I'm feeling full, question mark?

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In a bad way. In a bad way. Oh, and I was looking almost over. And I'm feeling full, question mark? In a bad way.

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In a bad way.

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Oh, and I was looking forward to this for so long.

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And then as fast as it came, it's gone. Yeah. And you're left with, you are full, but you're also so empty. Yeah, you're empty because you have nothing else to look forward to.

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Yes.

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That's why you have to smoke weed, you guys.

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Thank you. Thank you. I am the biggest proponent of that, honestly. The other day I was at dinner and we ordered too much. And I said, okay, everyone, I need five seconds. And I walked outside before our main courses came and I hit the pen about six times. And then I walked back in and I said, I'm ready.

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Six times, did you say? Yeah. I think I need it. Whoa, I'd be leaving that restaurant in a

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body bag. You would? Yeah, man. Oh my God. Like I would. Do you know who got me into

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weed, actually? Who? Oh, Leah PERSON. You want to know why? I'll never forget it. We were having a slumber

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party. Do you care if I tell this story? We were having a slumber party and I hadn't taken edibles

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since the first time I took edibles, which was 10th grade of high school and I saw the Angry Birds PRODUCT movie.

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And I left and my friend was like, I think that was about communism. And I was like, I'm never doing

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this again. And I... That was actually George Orwell's animal farm in the. And I was like, I'm never doing this again. And I, that was actually

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George Orwell's animal farm at the movie. I was like, the angry birds was it. Anywho. And Leah PERSON was like,

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you know what? Like, just try a little bit. And like, there is no one. I feel, I feel very, very safe

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with Leah PERSON and her family. I'm very close with her family. I'm very close with Leah. I've known her

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forever. So I'm like, you know what? Let's do it.

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And I had the best night of my life. And I was like, this shit is awesome. Leah PERSON, give me more.

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And now it's time for our good neighbor custom segment, which is brought to you by State Farm. I know you guys wait all week.

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I know you guys wait all week for this segment, the good neighbor segment. When you get a new car or a new home, the first thing you might want to say to yourself is, heck yeah.

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Or maybe I can't believe it. Or how is this real? But what you really want to say is the one thing that can get you to help you need. Like a good neighbor, State Farm ORG is there. State Farm ORG is there with the coverage you need for your car, your home, and even boats, motorcycles, RVs, and other things that matter to you most. So today, I'm going to share a struggle and the person that helped me get through it, just like a good neighbor would. Okay, let's, I mean,let's think about it. This is going to come as like a no-brainer. What the heck was I going to do on the episode today if I didn't have Jake PERSON? Now, did I kind of trick him into doing it and put him in a tough spot? So it would be kind of hard for him to say no. Yes. Of course. But like a good neighbor, Jake co-hosted with me and I now owe him my life. And even though the struggle was real this week, I'm nominating Jake as the good neighbor of the week who helped me get through it. So obviously we all know that adulthood always comes with these types of low-key struggles. What to cook for dinner, how to exercise more ways to eat healthier, who to have on your podcast at co-host when your co-host is in Europe LOC. The list goes on. But luckily, one of theparts of adulthood that doesn't need to be complicated is insurance thanks to State Farm ORG. With a State Farm ORG agent, you know someone is there to help you choose the coverage you need. With so many coverage options, it feels good knowing you can find what works best for you and your needs. And when you need ways to get help, State Farm ORG gives you options there too. Whether it's in person or on the phone with your local agent or on StateFarm.com or on their award-winning app, State Farm ORG lets you do things to your way.State Farm ORG is the good neighbor we all want and deserve. So when you need help protecting the things that matter most, remember to say, like a good neighbor, State Farm ORG is there. Wow. Go Leah PERSON.

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That was a start of something. It was the start of my weed journey. And I remember, what did I do? I cut a sandwich. Do you remember this? I cut a sandwich only halfway and I thought it was the funniest thing in the entire world.And like, everyone was laughing at me and I just remember being like, I love weed. This is amazing.

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Oh my God. I get Mac Miller. I get Seth Rogen PERSON. I have to say something about Seth Rogen.

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Yeah. Didn't I see you at his, like, weed thingy? Yeah. Okay.

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What?

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It was like the worst day in my life. Why? Why?

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I just really like fumbled the bag with Seth PERSON and I'm a fan of Seth.

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I remember that you were nervous to go up to him and you wanted it. And then I did and it was, I was right to be nervous.

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It was exactly on point.

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Okay, so say what do you have to say about?

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We get it.

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You smoke weed.

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I really feel like him talking about how much he smokes weed like is Hollywood GPE bowling. Seth PERSON smokes the bowl. I'm like, yeah, we know. Yeah. We get it. I feel like it talking about how much he smokes weed like is hollywood bowling Seth PERSON smokes the bowl I'm like yeah we know yeah we get it I feel like it's like it's like I feel like he's like a dude that's already graduated high school and he's coming back for

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these parties right I understand that he did you I get that I think maybe it's because of his business it's become a brand almost yeah he has like those little ashtrays that like they're nice they're really they're really cool looking but they weren't giving them out at this event they weren't and I was like are you guys stuff it's become a brand almost. Yeah. He has like those little ashtrays that like... They're nice.

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They're really cool looking. But they weren't giving them out at this event. They weren't. And I was like, are you guys selling them? Like I'll buy one right fucking now. And they were like, no.And I was like, what do you mean? No. Please sell me one. House plant. That's the name of the company. Yeah.Very cool company. It's really cool. No, I thought the same thing. They gave his coffee though. That was nice.

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And a tote bag. And I love my tote bag. It says house plant.

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Yes. Yeah. That one looks

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cool because it looks like, oh,

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he smokes house plant weed. Like he is not only rich, he has his life together because he's rich. He's also good at smoking weed because he's made his way all the way to house plant. I'm none of those things.

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I'm a poser. Do you know that Madmen ORG closed down what yep they went bankrupt or something i totally just lied about the bankruptcy part okay but they did close down that's it's like concerning that's

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disappointing is that's where i get my cans oh you love these cans yeah my bad i meant to pick some up

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for this okay don't worry about it that would have been so fun. It would have been. Damn.

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Cans are people probably don't know. C-A-N-N. Good company. Great amount of weed for me.

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He loves them. It's like an edible drink.

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It's a drinkable.

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Yeah, it's a drink. It's a lunchable for weed.

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It's a lunchable for weed. They taste so good. It's actually scary. I was talking to someone that like, if you drink more, like obviously you get more high. I did not think of that. I was talking to someone that like if you drink more, like obviouslyyou get more high. I did not think of that. I was thinking of them like poppies. Oh, I love poppies. Oh my God. I was watching a TV show for like 15 minutes in Spanish LANGUAGE and I was like, oh, like I, whoa, like where did it I don't pay attention Like I do not know what they're talking about Right No I just didn't understand what language they were speaking I thought they were speaking English LANGUAGE the whole timeBut I was like oh I like must have missed something Because I don't get it Right No I don't get because I don't speak Spanish

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Speaking of TV and watching I totally feel like you would watch this series Planet of the Apes What? I don't know I that's what I've been on lately. Do you want to hear about it?

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Yeah, I would love to. Why do you think that I would watch that?

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I don't know. I feel like you're a boy and they all watch Planet of the Apes WORK_OF_ART. But I... I don't know. Anyone watch that? It's a multi-million movie franchise. We're on the fourth one right now. Oh my God. I feel like it's like an industry plant series.Okay. Well, so the first one is called Rise of the Planet of the Apes WORK_OF_ART. Right. Yeah. It has James Franco PERSON. Is he one of the monkeys?No. He's the guy that he's the scientist. It's actually like, oh my God. Like it's a really an intricate story. Like it's about this ape named Caesar PERSON. Right. And he, oh my God. It's amazing. It's amazing., it's about this ape named Caesar PERSON. Right.And he, oh my God, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. They're at war with humans right now because, well, I don't want to spoil anything, but I'm going to. Basically, at the end of the first movie.

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I'm sure everyone's really gearing up to watch Planet of the Apes WORK_OF_ART. So, skip ahead. I think a lot of people are. There's probably another sequel in the works.

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There's a flu that wipes out the entire population besides the apes and a few select humans. So that's where the movie takes off from at the end of that.

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Okay. So this is like, this is just falling into the category of like a what would you do. That's why you.

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But the thing is, this is the thing at first. You're like, oh my fucking God, these apes need to stop. They need to stop. Because like this is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. Like this is crazy.Like we need to stop, but they need to stop too. And then throughout the second movie, you're like, wait, the humans need to stop. Like, this is ridiculous. Like, you know what I mean? And like, by the third movie, you're like, fuck the humans. Like, they are outlandish creatures.Like, this is ridiculous. Team Caesar PERSON till I die. Like, who's that?

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Louis PERSON.

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Oh, Lou PERSON. Hey, Lou.

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Oh, my God.

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Like, dad ass, though.

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Like, these humans are ridiculous.

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The apes are living in fucking peace.

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Okay?

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These humans are hunting them out for no reason. The flu has killed your entire society. Woody Harrelson PERSON is, like, in it or some shit. He's, like, the main, like, military guy. He's evil. He kills the it or some shit. He's like the main like military guy. He's evil. He kills the Caesar PERSON's son.It's horrible.

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This feels like drunk history.

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But it's the planet of the apes.

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So now you're on the ape side at this point in this newest movie?

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Yes.

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Okay. Maurice. Is that an ape?

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Okay.

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I love pets.

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Okay.

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Cool. I'm looking. I mean, I'll watch. I'm going to watch. Do I have to start for the beginning now? pets. Okay. Cool. I mean, I'll watch. I'm going to watch. Do I have to start for the beginning now?

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Yes. He's like, okay. Yes. I'm like actually going to cry because I know like, spoiler alert, Caesar PERSON dies. And like, I know he's going to die. And like, I just am waiting for it to come.And I'm really, really upset about it.

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You're telling Jake, like, okay, I'm going to actually watch this weekend. Also, here's the end.

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Well, no, it's not the end. There's a fourth one out right now that no one has seen yet. It's Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes WORK_OF_ART, War of the Apes. And what's the one that's coming out this weekend?

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Kingdom. Kingdom.

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Can we read the description? Oh my God, it's Maurice. He lived. Okay, what's the description? Many years, can you zoom in? Many years after the reign of Caesar PERSON, well, I'd already read it, so I knew that. A young ape goes on a journey that will lead him toquestion everything he's been taught about the past and make choices that will define a future for apes and humans alike. Yeah, the budget is 160 million. You best believe people

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are seeing it. Wow. Okay. Who's the director?

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West Bell ORG.

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What else has he done?

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I seriously feel like this escaped me completely.

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Well, look at that.

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He did the maze runner.

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Oh, my God.

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And he did the Legend of Zelda.

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Well, that hasn't come out yet.

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It says, though, untitled.

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I don't know any of this.

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This is so not in my wheelhouse.

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This is crazy.

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Ooh, what's ruin about? That looks amazing.

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Okay.

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Zoom.

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Oh, thank you.

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You're a godsend.

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Oh, I know.

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Is this show on it?

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In a future where cities have crumbled and been reclaimed by nature.

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Okay.

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We join a lone man exploring the ruins of and been reclaimed by nature. Okay. We join a lone man exploring the ruins of the company. I can't pronounce that.

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Haven Nanosystems ORG.

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Recovering a locked container. I'm already bored.

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Okay. So West Bell ORG is really into dystopia. Nature reclaiming what was once hers.

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Yeah.

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So anyway, the Planet of the Apes WORK_OF_ART movies are simply outstanding.

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Maurice and who else should I look out for?

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Maurice is like the fan favorite,

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but like Caesar PERSON is like really the one that's like obviously like, Caesar PERSON. Okay.

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No, you don't understand how good of a person he is.

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He's an ape.

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He's just a young ape. You don't understand like the apes, they don't want war. There's this one ape. Really looks like he wants war.

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No, he doesn't. He only wants war because he wants vengeance, because these humans are fucking evil. But there's this one ape named Coba, and Coba's just the worst. And Coba pulls some really whack shit in dawn of the planet of the apes. And it really sets up for dawn of the planet of the apes. And it really sets up for war of the planet of the apes. And yeah, they're all on Hulu ORG, by the way.

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Did you know in Venice Beach the other day they had three fucking apes on horses?

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Look that's that's Caesar PERSON's kid. Look how cute.

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Oh, that's actually really super cute. He looks like my grandma.

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Oh, no, no, no. That's baby Caesar PERSON. That looks identical to my grandma Petit PERSON.

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What? What?

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On the left. Like, it looks like her

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in her robe. You know what bugs me out about these movies?

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As I start, like, actually, like, treating these apes like humans.

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And I'm like, like, what's happening? Like, because they, because they, they talk. It's like, they, they, they can, like, Caesar can speak, like, English LANGUAGE. And the whole, like, premise of the movie is that, like, this, um, okay, like, do you want me to just tell you the premise of, like, how the apes get to where they are?

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Let's just do it.

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Okay. So, James Franco's PERSON dad has Alzheimer's.

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This is, this is, this is, I saw this in Venice Beach GPE and I was really freaked out.

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Oh, they, what a cool activation.

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They rode horses through Venice Beach GPE. I was honestly like, this is the end. So it worked. Yeah. I was really freaked out. Oh, what a cool activation. They rode horses through Venice Beach. I was honestly like, this is the end. So it worked. Yeah. I was scared. Wow, this is amazing.You should have seen my dog when he saw this.

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I literally would have gone up and been like, which one sees her? Oh, but it probably is none of them because he's dead in the new movie. Anyway, so James Franco's PERSON dad has Alzheimer's. So James Franco PERSON is looking for the cure.

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In the movie? Looking for the cure of Alzheimer. So he's testing it on apes. On apes. And it basically makes them more advanced. And they all these apes, they kill, they make him kill allthe apes, but he can't bring himself to kill this one ape, a baby

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from this ape named Blue Eyes PERSON. And Blue Eyes PERSON was obviously advanced because I think it was a girl. She had taken this medicine that like remade brain cells or whateverfor Alzheimer's, but it actually made the ape smarter. So he's like, oh my God, I can't get all Caesar PERSON. Like, I love Caesar PERSON. And so, like, he brings Caesar PERSON home. Caesar PERSON was the baby. Yes.And he brings Caesar PERSON home and raises him. And then, like, long story short, like Caesar PERSON basically gets sent away for like mauling someone that tries to touch the grandma grandpa and the medicine works by the waythe medicine works for Alzheimer's but from this research comes this this flu like the ape flu and kills all the populationand all these apes run off and Caesar PERSON becomes really resentful Caesar PERSON's now in the wild okay I'm confused when they started like having beef with the monkey these apes run off and Caesar becomes really resentful.

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Caesar PERSON's now in the wild. Okay, I'm confused when they started like having beef with the monkeys.

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Because Caesar PERSON gets sent to like an ape sanctuary.

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Oh, that's okay. We should fucking check up on those by the way.

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After watching this movie, if that's how they run, that's not right. And Caesar PERSON basically steals the medicine, it's like a gas, and gives it to all the apes, and they all become smart, and they all escape.

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Wow. And then they live in peace until humans want to come up and cause a ruckus.

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I feel like every movie is almost just Avatar WORK_OF_ART. You know what?

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I love Avatar WORK_OF_ART.

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Yeah. It seems like, yeah, that would make sense that you would. It seems like the, it seems like the same movie kind of. Okay. How? Because like everything is fine until humans get involved. I think that's a, that's a trope.

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That's a movie trope. But isn't Avatar WORK_OF_ART like those are humans and they're all like fine. They're all just like different kingdoms. What isn't a human in Avatar WORK_OF_ART? Oh, I guess that giant floating thingy.

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The drag. I don't know. I don't know what anything's called. They're aliens, right? No. They're humans.Oh, you mean Avatar WORK_OF_ART?

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Not Avatar WORK_OF_ART the last airbender? Oh, you meant actually Avatar WORK_OF_ART. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. Can we talk about Avatar WORK_OF_ART too? Talk about a fucking flop.I like, no one saw that.

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Thank God PERSON. Oh, thank God PERSON. What did I say about Avatar WORK_OF_ART? What was my standing? I don't have like resentment towards Avatar WORK_OF_ART. I just think why it takes so long, you know?Totally.

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To make.

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I think the third one's going to do really well.

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I think the second one would probably just setting up the story for the third. 2084. Yeah, when is the third one coming out? Do you know? Totally. To make. I think the third one's going to do really well. I think the second one

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would probably just

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setting up the story for the third. 2084. Yeah, when is the third one coming out? Do we know? Oh. Avatar WORK_OF_ART.When is the third trimester? That's really far away. That's really... Avatar 4 is 2029. I mean, why bother? Avatar 5 WORK_OF_ART! This is ridiculous. That's really... Avatar 4 is 2029. I mean, why bother? Avatar 5!This is ridiculous.

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That's also...

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I think signed on for all of these.

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Ooh, they are set for life. They probably got paid such a pretty penny.

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Well, it's what's his face?

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And you know what the budget? Budget's not too far off from Planet of the Apes WORK_OF_ART. How, how net, $250 million? How nice to beat James Cameron PERSON? How many movies is he done? Four? You know, how nice to beat James Cameron? How many movies is he done? Four?

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You know what's so nice about James Cameron PERSON is he beat his own record?

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So the Titanic WORK_OF_ART was the highest grossy movie of all time.

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Yeah. And then he released Avatar WORK_OF_ART and was like, never mind.

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Titanic WORK_OF_ART's my favorite movie, by the way.

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Never seen it.

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Do you have six hours?

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I would love if you watched it.

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I'm just like so in love with Leonardo DiCaprio PERSON that like I don't know if I can do it.

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It is so, so groundbreaking from the beginning to the end.

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Every single detail. It makes you nostalgic. It makes you want to be on that ship.

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I also feel like I would have survived.

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I think I would have to.

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I would have been like move out the fucking way.

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I know.

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Let me get on a rowboat.

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I, it's crazy to take all of these things in in an age before TikTok because we would all be like watching the Titanic WORK_OF_ART. So badly, I want to be like, oh my God, there's a ship going down. Like,

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let me type in on TikTok. Titanic WORK_OF_ART syncing. Yeah. I want to see like all of the different POVs. Do you think people would have posted? Oh my God. People would have posted out. But I, yeah. God, the Titanic WORK_OF_ART, what a horrifying story. I mean, talk about a fucking flop. That ship was supposed to be the strongest ship in the entire world.James Cameron did The Terminator WORK_OF_ART?

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Yeah, he's made, I think he's made like 10 movies and they are all hit.

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And he did aliens? Hit after hit after hit.

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Oh, he's just outstanding, huh?

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What else has he done? Oh, he has a, he's after hit. Oh, he is just outstanding, huh? What else is he done? Oh, he has a, he's a big sequel guy, huh?

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Yeah, well, because he's like printing money. Oh, he's done more than 10. I apologize. He's done like maybe 30? For shit talking, James. Oh, James, you've done a lot.Oh, wow.

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Is that Cirque de Soule WORK_OF_ART? Can you click that one? Oh, that just simply looks amazing. Is that Cirque de Soule WORK_OF_ART? Can you click that one? Oh, that just simply looks amazing. Cirque de Sulei FAC worlds away. Is it a documentary?Oh, it has a 45% on Rotten Tomatoes ORG.

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See, one thing about me is I'm very susceptible to public opinion.

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So, like, if everyone hates it, I hate it.

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Jake PERSON, you and me both. I'm so, that's, I was talking about that with Brooke PERSON. Can we show that a little bit more? Director. See, he's not even the director for that. That's what I'm talking about.I think he was the director. Producer, maybe. He's probably involved or like, yeah, executive producer, which means nothing, by the way.

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I know. I've learned that that means nothing. Yeah.

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It means money. It means money.

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Like, let me throw you some cash. I was spending my summer with Leah when Euphoria ORG came out. Do you remember when Euphoria ORG came out? Yeah. That's another show we're remember when Euphoria ORG came out? Yeah.

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That's another show we're not getting until James Cameron PERSON timelines. Yeah, that's going to be.

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It's just awkward because everyone's like grown up.

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So it's like what's happening now, you know?

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It sucks.

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I really, there is nothing that unites our country more than Euphoria, though. And I mean it wholeheartedly. I've never watched the show on time with people sat down, turned it and on popcorn. Commercial's over. It's back on. That kind of vibe. I'm running. I'm jumping under the couch. Unless it's euphoria. Pipe down. I'm texting people, what the fuck, you know, as stuff happens. So good. Such a good show. We have like low-key hit time, right?

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Really quickly. Yeah. I have to ask your opinion on something really quickly

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We actually didn't even do the headlines

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Okay so why don't we do some of the headlines

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Okay I'm fine to go over Okay

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As long as you are as long as everyone else is

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I want to ask you really quickly What you think about SSBs SSB Just guess what it is and then I'll tell you Social Security ORG banter Same side boothers People that sit on the same side of the booth at a restaurant Just guess what it is and then I'll tell you. Social Security ORG banter?Same side boothers.

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People that sit on the same side of the booth at a restaurant.

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No.

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No. I don't like it.

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But you know what?

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And I know that there was a photo that was of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey PERSON sitting on the same side of the booth. Let me defend that really quickly. They went to Medea in West Hollywood GPE. When you go to Medea, you do have to sit that way. So there's some restaurants where you have to sit like that. I'm not saying there's no exceptions to the rule. This isn't a hard and fast rule.I think in general, if you're not Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey PERSON, sit across from each other.

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Also, if the table's an open-faced table, like if it's facing a street.

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Open-faced table.

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It's if there's people watching to be done done or if there's a view on this side

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or if you're watching something on the TV, you can SSB. I think SSB is just not.

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I couldn't. I would be like, wait, can you scooch? Like, no, Jake PERSON. Like, uncomfortable, right? I'm going to get a crick in my neck.

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Yeah. Why would you? I can't think of a reason that you would.

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Like talking to someone like this and eating, like slurping and like chewing. Oh my God. No, thank you.

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You're also leaving yourself just there's so much table real estate on that side now. That's just open.

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Awkward. I hate it.

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There's a lot of room for the food to go.

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I mean, I understand the arguments.

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I just, I would never personally.

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I kind of like don't even understand any pros until you said it would be kind of nice to accept the food as if you're on a food panel.

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Then like imagine having to reach over to grab and you both have to reach because it's also on the other side.

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It's just not even.

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I don't like that.

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And then you both are scooting.

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And you're both like huffing and puffing and eating together.

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It's just not right.

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I do.

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I do need to fight for the booth side. If it's a booth and then a chair on the other side, though, I'm going to get the booth.

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I'm very confused about this one headline. Can I question it? Hit me with a headline, Jake PERSON.

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Nude Cruz is setting sale in February. That's the only one I wanted to do.

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Here's the catch. You're not allowed to sit down nude on the cruise. What does that mean?

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So that's like a... I'm sorry. I just am so uncomfortable with my own naked body that I personally can never,

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but if that's your speed, do what makes you happy. But like, why aren't they allowed to sit down?

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That's like a nudist rule. That's a nudist rule. You can't sit down. Why? Because your ass.

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Because of your ass. I don't understand, though. Like, everyone's nude. No, there's no crack to oh my god

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crack to chair I just contact I can't I'm so proud of these people that like really do this and go for it I have you ever been to like a nude beach or no I've been to several oh okay I've been to two I've been to okay and what's it like really Really like Were you new? Yes. Oh! Yes. It is, there's nothing that makes you feel Don't look at me.No one's looking at you, by the way. But they're all nude. They're all nude. They look at you when you show up in your, you're covering up, you're like,the more you cover up, the more people are like, what the fuck is that

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freak doing like you you really think that you're the center of attention there's a lot of things

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to look at besides your body is there just like nudist rules and understandings because I feel like in today's day and age it's hard to do nudist stuff everyone has a fucking cell phone with a with a camera you're right can we look up yeah nude rules of them? Bring a towel. Period. Everywhere. Put the camera away. Put the camera away.

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It is not a sexual environment. It's not.

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Really? No, it's not. You may have to get dressed is one of the rules.

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Right. If you have to sit down. Nudus have a word for non-nudus. What is that word? Whoa, they don't tell us what it is. Unclothed.

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The unclothed. That sounds like a word from the giver.

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I was literally about to say Hunger Games WORK_OF_ART.

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We're literally on the same page.

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We are. What are the other headlines?

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You know.

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I do want to say one of the nudist speeches. It wasn't a nudist speech. It was a nude beach. Everyone's damn nude. And obviously, like, I wasn't a nudist beach, it was a nude beach. Uh-huh. Um, everyone's damn nude. And like, obviously, like, I go with a big group of my friends and we're like all laughing and stuff and it's funny, you know, and everyone else there is just like, this is just another day at the office.Right. And is no one sitting down? You can sit in like the sand. It was like a beach in the woods, you know? It was like, it was in Hawaii. Beautiful.

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And you're jumping in and you're swimming as a guy with like a Vienna ORG sausage floating around in the water.

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Like I felt like I was fishing and I was just like had this bait. Like I thought a fish was going to come just like take a bite. Yeah.

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I'm sorry.

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I couldn't get.

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I can't get behind the nudist stuff. But you know what? If that is your speed, do it. Okay. Talk about a bite. Yeah, I'm sorry. I couldn't get, I can't get behind the nudist stuff. But you know what? If that is your speed, do it. Okay, talk about a word that's stuck in my head, speed.

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Why do I keep saying that? Nothing tastes as good as naked feels in the water. I'll tell you that much. Getting in all your nucks and crannies.

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New portal that connects New York to Dublin GPE. Have you seen that?

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Did you see this?

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Yeah, I don't understand it.

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Okay. What a fun idea. You're from New York to Dublin GPE. Have you seen that? Did you see this? Yeah, I don't understand it. Okay. What a fun idea. And you're from New York GPE. Did that say Rip Popsmo PERSON? Yeah. And then look at the next person.Holy shit.

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This is why.

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I'm sorry, this is amazing.

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It's absolutely hilarious.

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So the next thing that happened and why it got shut down. It got shut down? Yeah. Oh, why? They just had to shut down the portal. There's a lot of funnier two places to do, by the way, than New York and Dublin GPE.I feel like that was kind of random. But can you hear? I feel like you can't even hear it. It's just like, hi.

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Are there any more funny videos from it?

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This is kind of amazing.

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Yeah, one girl ran out and flashed it.

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And then it got shut down because she was showing off her chest. But there's children there, you know? Oh yeah,

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only fan model flashes. Yeah. And then I look at her- Bro showed a photo of a potato. Oh,

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was that because of the famine? The famine. Yeah. So we're kind of like beefing with Dublin GPE now,

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I think because of this portal. Oh, God, we don't need that. Yeah, like we need a beef with Dublin GPE.

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Oh, and I feel like people in Ireland GPE are so nice.

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I mean, we hit them...

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Do you know people use TikTok to search things more than Google ORG now?

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I do.

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I maybe just lied, but I think someone told me that once.

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It's crazy, we hit them with a potato and they hit us with 9-11.

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Yeah.

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I feel like that wasn't bar for bar on their part.

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But then we showed them some boobs, too.

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So I feel like Dublin GPE might need to send us like a care package or something.

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That's really funny.

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I'm about to get a UTI.

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I'm serious from peeing.

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Okay.

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Or from not peeing.

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Okay.

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Did you have fun?

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I had so much fun with you.

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I think I feel like you just taught like a 101 masterclass in how to podcast.

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Are you serious?

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Yeah.

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No, seriously.

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I was sitting here like, um, did you ever think about how ducks have to like eat underwater?

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I'm sick and tired of this.

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You need to give yourself more credit.

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And also, dare I say,

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I think he should call his fans the fibbers. Oh yeah, we were talking about that on Saturday.

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The fibers. He was like, oh, I don't, like, we don't have a name. And I was like, it's glaring in

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front of you. The fibbers. What are yours? The pussies. The pussies, though. You also,

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and like, those are my people. It's also funny that you took like the word pussy and we're like, it's actually mine now.

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Well, no, no, no, it's everyone's.

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No, no, no, in a good way.

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You reclaim the word pussies.

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We're like, I no longer see the word pussy online and I go, sorry, I didn't mean like, you took the word pussy from women.

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I was like, Connor PERSON.

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I admit like you reclaimed the word and I don't see the word pussy in writing now. I'm like, oh, hello.

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Hello, friends. Yes. Yeah. Well, I think you should call them the fibbers because, like, it really, like, has this connection. Like, the pussies are my people. Yeah, I think that.Pamp. Pum. Pants are my people. Pamp. Like, they really know me better than I know myself. That's so special.

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Yeah, it's amazing.

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And that's why I think you should call your followers the Fibbers.

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Well, we'll work on Fibbers. What do you guys think, honestly? Yeah, sound off. Do you like the Fibbers? Or do you not like the Fibbers ORG? Sound off in the comments.Sound off.

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All right, well, thank you so much, Jake PERSON.

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I love you. I love you.

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Thank you so much for saving me in a time of need. I'll always do this for you. You just let me know if you need anything for me. We can go we can go tit for tat. Okay. I'm sorry that I drink. Let's see how much I drank on. I drink 19 plus 19. You're so hydrated. I haven't had a sip in my water. Look at that. 18, 38. 38 ounces of water in front of you. Okay. And so no brainer.

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Weirdly, I randomly have to pee and call off the podcast.

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But thank you for doing an extra long episode with us today.

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I love you to death.

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I love you more. I can't thank you enough.

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And thank you guys for listening.

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Where can the people find you?

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You can find me on TikTok at Octopus Lover 8 PRODUCT.

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That's Octopus with two S's Lover 8 PRODUCT. You can find me on Instagram at Pass That Puss ORG and you can hear me speak once a week at Therapus with Jake Shane PERSON on all platforms you listen or watch podcasts at.

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I think you need to do another line of work or another medium, but I think you need to do something with like TV film and just like, I guess you kind of are with like Billboard. But I think you need to do something because I just learned about the entire Planet of the Apes franchise in like 30 seconds.

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I become very intense over things. Yeah, no, I was like this. Enamored. Almost started drooling. Yeah. I'll get into it more with you after this. There's a lot more lore to the Planet of the

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apes shit. Probably people have no idea about because you would never think, hey, let me sit down and watch Planet of the Apes WORK_OF_ART. Oh my gosh, justice for Planet of the Apes. Yeah, I think they're doing fine though. I mean,

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this is like the fourth movie. They must be making a shit ton of money. I have to be so bad.

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Okay. Love you guys.

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This week, I'm close friends.

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What was your first date like as a teenager? Oh, this is a fun one. This is perfect close friends content.

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I'm loving saying doesn't matter today. It's just like, why would I go further?

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Let me just leave it alone.

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I'm going to.

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I'm just a man. I have needs. I'm gonna wanna say, let's take a tequila shot like before. Leave everything you thought about me getting blackoutdrunk on my graduation at the dough. Because what had happened was,

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