The Butterfly Effect | Below Deck S11 E15

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right? And there was some infidelity there.

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Cry me a goddamn river. Sea Rat Saskill rating. It's a one.

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Yeah. Yeah. Did your dad rob a bank or run a person over in a wheelchair to try and get away?

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Because that's a four. Try and do better next time. Can we pause real quick and just go back?

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So is the person that he ran over in a wheelchair or okay? Because I thought you were talking about him being in a wheelchair and running someone over. No, no, no, because I feel bad. that would be a two because he's in a wheelchair how he get in the wheelchair then we can go down that how did he run the person over that's right yeah

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hi hello and welcome hi hello and welcome aboard,

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a.k.

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A.K. Welcome aboard another brand spank. A.K. I'm Dylan. I'm saddled across from one Patrick Hickie PERSON.

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Permission to come aboard.

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Granted. Really mixed things up there.

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Huh? I mixed things up there. Huh?

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I mixed things up there. Oh, you've been doing it a long time, you know? No, I know. Fresh joint, to the face. Reason being below deck so bad now. Below deck, so are we still really going?We're in the 29th mile of a marathon at this point.

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Look, the seasons always overstay their welcome to it.

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What are you going to do?

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Just make the fucking season shorter.

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I mean, have we been watching this show for years now?

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I mean, it's crazy. Episode not that good, but we've got a hilarious podcast coming up. I haven't heard it, but I'm pretty sure it's going to be hilarious. What? The one that we're going to do next after we record this one that we're doing right now.

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Oh, yeah, this will be hilarious.

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Don't worry about it. Don't worry. We always bring our A game. I want to talk about another podcast that we did earlier this week, Dylan PERSON,

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which I think even if you're a barnacle and you just love to hear us talk about below deck, you may like to give us a chance or an opportunity to show you how great we are when we just bullshit. Extend the voices to normal life. All right. Perhaps you're listening to this episode of our recap of Belowdeck on Bad TV ORG. Great.You're already here. If you're listening to us on another Below Deck podcast feed, jump over to Bad TV ORG. I think we've done enough promo. This week we dropped an episode on Saturday where Dill and I went to go see Bill Burr perform at the Hollywood Bowl FAC.

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Despite us both being at the same venue and having tickets next to each other, we never actually got to sit next to each other to see the show.

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I never saw you.

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That's right.

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Yeah, I didn't see it all night.

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Because Bill Burr is a horrible, pandering, hack comedian who made 18,000 people put their phones

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in a back.

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So we couldn't communicate with each other to help coordinate meeting each other in the venue.

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Yeah, no,

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we've got a great gauntlet of the entire evening.

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You saw me actually because I was waving my white hat.

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That's right.

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That's right.

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So, yeah, it's a very, very fun story.

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Go listen to another podcast show.

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And if you think Bill PERSON is not as authentic self and just a hacky,

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pandering comedian,

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I do too.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll enjoy it. Right, right. You'll enjoy it. Right, right. And if you're, let's do this. If you'd like to laugh, that's right.Give it a listen if you like to laugh. All right. So let's get into this episode. Patrick PERSON, how many pots would you give this episode?

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Okay, it wasn't a great, great episode. Okay, okay. I want to say I love Carrie PERSON. I thought he wasn't going to be as great as he is. He is, in fact, great. He has a sense of humor about himself.Dare I say he is, what would the word be, competent?

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Can you, do you mind?

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Can I, and I apologize.

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Went to my phone to put it on Do Not Disturb ORG and to find the notes for the episode.

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Got a text with LeBron PERSON in a AI-generated sexy maid costume.

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The AI stuff surrounding LeBron PERSON right now is very, very odd.

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So what you said, I didn't hear any other.

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That's okay.

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You don't need to.

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I'll come out too when you talk.

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Okay, got it.

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Captain Kerry PERSON's awesome.

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Hey, dude, if you're ever in a studio city, a $22 cheeseburger at Laurel Tavern ORG, it's on me. Oh, and a chakouterie plate. There you go. Those are lovely. And one, one margarita, one. Because I'll have to stand in line for 30 minutes to get

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another one. Place is patch. And it's too much, it's too much expensive money. Okay, after that one,

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that's it. That's right. Okay.

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We might be interviewing Paris, I think, this week. We'll see after this episode.

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We'll see.

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Look, I'm fascinated by her mayonnaise consumption,

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but I'm more interested in why she decided to be what I call a galley squatter. Now, we've had Captain Timeshare, that's Sandy PERSON.

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They're very difficult to get out. The cops can do absolutely nothing about it.

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You can't do anything. She just lives in the galley.

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She doesn't pay rent. She's there.

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That was Paris this episode. And I will ask her if we get her on the horn.

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Are you just fucking with us?

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Or should you, in fact, live in a room with pads on it and have your lunch slid underneath a space underneath the door?

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Because you are a mental patient. Right. I would say you would be a mental patient in that scenario.

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Right.

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So please tell us you're just fucking around. Okay. Yeah.

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Anyway, a decent episode.

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I enjoyed it. I think we only have like two left. And it is time to take this, uh, a season around to the back of the barn and, uh, shoot it. Shoot it. Yeah. Like Christy PERSON numb.

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That's right. Who would write that in a book and destroy their political career?

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Yeah. Yeah. Who would say that they stared down Kim Jong-un PERSON, and then when confronted about it, would say, you know, I was made aware of that at it. Do you write that? This is what I have to tell people.

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I have to tell people, especially like with anybody.

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Stop making these people heroes. They're just people. They're idiots on both sides. Stop listening to them. No, but that, that, and that concludes politics with another below deck podcast, but I'll tell you, you know, my agrarian relatives in Virginia, I mean, the thought of euthanizing an animal

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and having a, um, a, a vase with like their palm and ceramic next to it, the way that we do

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in Los Angeles is absolutely insane.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you just, you just shoot them.

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Yeah, well, there, but not here.

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But not here.

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Here I had my 19 year old Jack Russell PERSON, Terry PERSON, rat terrier, spotty boo sit on my lap while we administered the deadly drug.

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Yeah. But he had been walking around like he was one of those animals that came out of Pet Cemetery for the better part of two years. My wife finally yelled at me and said, you're not doing this to him anymore. Right, right, right. He's lame and he's possessed by

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something. How many pots did you give it? Zero. I'm going to go ahead and give it zero pots as well.

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I think that like we talked about last week, this season is a $20,000 tip. This season is a $20,000

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tip. It's not good. It's not bad. It's let's go out. Let's get drunk and let's try again next charter.

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The saddest part about the season is that our dear phrase is not only not coming off great on camera, but I worry about his longevity on this show because while Bravo does rule the roost, you know, there are the people that say, we found a TGA Friday's model on Instagram. She has 230 followers. She's going to be on the show. She's never been on a boat in her life. She's from Montana GPE, completely landlocked. But I think they go on boats there, so let's do Idaho GPE.But Fraser PERSON, I think, is in danger of an important voice having a say in this matter, and that's Captain Kerry PERSON, just going, you know what? He's not the kind of person I want helming this team, and I really worry for Asian NORP upcoming seasons because of that. Here's the good news. He's not going

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anywhere. I do think he's great television. I will say the last episode I had noted, I believe,

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at this point, he's tried to get four different people fired. I did, I recounted, he has, in fact, tried to get four people fired.

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So I was concerned because I wanted to maybe do a podcast with Frazier PERSON in the future.

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And I'd be doing it with him, like two episodes in.

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I'm like, why is he talking to Dylan PERSON?

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And he's over there trying to get me fired.

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Snake in the grass.

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You couldn't start a business with this guy. He's trying to get me fired. Yeah, you're trying to get you fired. Yeah, you try to get

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you fired. What were you talking to Dylan PERSON about? Can you imagine being in that toxic headspace

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with a business partner? I mean, it would be fucking nuts. All right, so zero pots. I'm, you know, let's do something or let's get to the Zoom ORG reunion, which I don't think we'll watch.

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There will not be a Zoom ORG reunion. What? There won't be a Zoom reunion. They I don't think we'll watch. There will not be a Zoom reunion. What? There won't be a Zoom ORG reunion. They haven't done those in a while.

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It's so crazy. The Sea Rots ORG are all just out on various different plots of rock on this planet. So it's tough to wrangle them.

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Hey, Dil PERSON, can I start the show?

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Yeah, of course. Are you going to start with the lyric of the song that we hear? No, what's the lyric? Palm trees up so high, sunburn in my eyes, having the time of my life, which, that sounds absolutely

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awful. I mean, it's not possible to have sunburn in your eye, I don't think. No, no, no, you go blind.

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Yeah. It's like looking at a lunar eclipse. You can't do it. So maybe the song is about knowing,

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we've got a daredevil

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type character. Okay, she's been blinded by vacation. And she has this faint awareness of the palm trees

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being there. And now that she's blind, she's having the time of her life. It's very confusing.

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Why don't you go ahead and start the show? Sure. Okay. Well, it's morning, Dylan PERSON. And there's lots happening. So we jump around the boat quite a bit here. Yes, quite a bit.

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Frazier PERSON is literally crawling out of bed.

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He had a rough night.

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Captain Kerry PERSON is learning a new language.

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And Barbie and Kyle are just wrapping up round three of a little boom boom session. Yeah. And Barbie PERSON's dad is doing this. We've got a sound effect.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm. Can I guess the YouTube video that you found that?

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Sure, sure.

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Sounds of Abu Ghraib FAC. No, no.

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It was a guy screaming as he jumped off a five-story building. Yeah, yeah. And, you know, I was thinking about this, you know, because all jokes aside, you know, life really does have real life consequences, you know. He didn't want Barbie to, you know, sleep with Kyle, you know? Yeah. She's like round two right now. No, life does have real life consequences. I mean, listen, it's a tough lesson to learn, but I mean.

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Now, Della PERSON, some would say, you know, watching your daughter have sex with some bum on TV, you know, that would, like, angry you and possibly get you to jump off.

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And Kyle PERSON's more than a bum, but he is a C rat.

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That's right.

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Yeah.

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But how about the guy working on the second floor selling mufflers?

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You know, he had to watch that happen.

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How about his mental health?

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Yeah. It affects all, all people is my point. Oh, what are you saying? Like, so the guy that works on the mufflers thinks...

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He's on the second floor. He had to watch Barbie PERSON's dad jump off the roof.

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I mean, he's going to need years of therapy.

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Oh, got it.

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Barbie PERSON chose to sleep with this bomb, you know?

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And now look at the whole world.

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There was a movie about this with Amy Smart and Ashton Couture PERSON called the butterfly effect.

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That's right.

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That's right.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. I think there was a bomb in a mailbox. Yeah. Something like that. Barbie introduces Kyle PERSON to her mom, um, which is quite big. And he starts with, um, hungover. Now, you know,we'll chalk it up to nerves, but that's a little too chill to be meeting Argentine NORP mom for the

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first time. That's true. I actually have the transcript of how it went down. Yeah, he does say,

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yeah, I'm a little hungover. And then, uh, then mom says, hey, um, you know, uh, how you feeling?

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And he says, uh, quote, quote, great, I just came. No, no, no. He said that. Can we move on, please?

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Sure. So the guys, okay, so this is one of my biggest pet peeves, I'm watching the show. Sea rat men who scrub wood and glass and throw ropes and whatnot, you know, kind of

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slapping their own wrists because they know hot, hot girls are coming aboard.

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That's right. Boogie charter guests.

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Not like those filthy yucky normies that have been paying a $5,000. Right. Right. Right.

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The discount. These people actually have a boat. But just the, the, like,

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you know, am I going to be able to control myself kind of thing? This isn't your daydreams. This is real life. I mean, they have to agree to fuck. They have to agree tofuck you. And you're a poor drunk who works on a boat. Like, listen, I get that it can happen. But anyways, so, Sunny sees who Ben PERSON is at this point, but says that there is chemistry, which is, listen, we talk about life, we talk about time. You know, it's the most important asset. If, you know, one of human beings' favorite pastimes is lighting time on fire. I think we are all quite good

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at that. Sunny seems to be excelling in that department with Ben PERSON. If you want to take your time and just light it on fire, go ahead and hang out with nipples. Well, I've often used this phrase. You bought the ticket, take the ride. Sunny, go ahead now. You see that he's a pig.

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Yeah. He wants to F everything that moves. And you're, the sex is pretty good with him and you're having a

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good time. You know what? Have a great time. But I'm not going to listen to you whine about it.

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So, Dylan PERSON is already Macing on the girls in, you know, the King Rze kind of way that he goes about,

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Macing on Girls, they go, are you Dylan PERSON?

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And he says, yeah.

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All right, so the guests have already been on the boat, right?

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Okay, okay, sorry. So, Chef and Fraser PERSON are not doing well. They have a conversation about plates versus no plates. Nick PERSON just wants to throw sushi at people's face on the beach, which I think is quite inventive. But he's pretty adamant that whether they do that or not, no plates. Okay, we're going familystyle. Now, this is an important germ of storyline to get laid, because later on, it'll unfurl itself

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in quite a dastardly way. Paris gets involved. Okay, so Nick pushes back against Frazier PERSON's

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suggestion. Now, Frazier PERSON pushes back against Frazier's suggestion. Now, Frazier would say that this is Nick PERSON being basically a prick. But I would argue that it's just the difference of opinion.

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Nick PERSON is, in fact, his own department.

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Nick PERSON is, you know, we talked about it.

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He's 2003 talk show host, okay?

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He'll stare at the tits. He'll comment on the legs. He'll comment on the diet. All of it. Not great. But this double pronged attack that he is facing from these two, I'm so confused by it. It's just like, what is going on? He does not seem deserving. I agree. All right. So my next note is we learn that the blank. The note stops there.

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Oh, it's probably Captain Kerry PERSON giving the primary dad like a little tour of the engine room, perhaps.

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30,000 gallons? Yep. That's crazy. It's a lot. My Prius is only like 11 gallons.

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And that's just for a charter, a single charter. It's a lot of fuel, man.

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All right, so Paris and Ben PERSON, why would you want to buy a boat?

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You know, these people that get so wealthy, it's like, I'll buy a boat.

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Light money on fire.

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I mean, it's just nuts.

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It does sound nice to have a boat, but just the enterprise you have to have behind it is ridiculous.

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You know, anything that you have to hire people for?

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Oh, full time. And they're on retainer, too, because the boat needs constant, like. You know, anything that you have to hire people for? Oh, full time.

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And they're on a retainer too

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because the boat

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needs constant like,

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you know, care. Love and affection.

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That's right. You can't just let the boat float there.

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No.

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No, it'll rot. So Paris and Ben PERSON head out

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for a beach set up. The only reason I'm bringing this scene up is because nipples PERSON, this is when they're getting ready for things. And nipple says don't worry about Nick PERSON. He's40 years old and he's still in yachting.

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Ben, when you were 40 years old, what

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what place are you going to be other than smack dab on the teak of a boat?

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I mean, what are we talking about here, Nips PERSON?

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It's true.

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I pointed out, though, that in the yachting world, and I used to talk shit about

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Kay Chastain PERSON, who was a friend of the show, of course, that, like, you start hitting a

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certain age, it's like Logan WORK_OF_ART's run. They should, like, just kill you. Right.

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You know, you can't go on anymore. Right. And, and listen, like, I hesitate to say this, but, you know, I'm sure there are a lot of, like, 45-year-old heroin addicts working in kitchens who are inspired by an Anthony Bourdain PERSON. But the thing is, that's a,

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that's an outlier, okay? Um, you're going to overdose on a burner. I'm sorry. It's, it's a bummer thing to say, but K. Chastain PERSON is K. Chastain for a reason, okay? You can either go the K. Chastain route, which you don't have the talent for, or you can go the Ashton Pinar route. I've gotten the fourth email from his publicist today about his new book.

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We can't talk. We can't talk about the book. We honestly, we just don't want to. We don't think the fans would enjoy it because we wouldn't enjoy it. And I haven't

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told her that in writing, but I'm saying it now. All right. A couple notes on this thing. So when Ben asked Paris how things are going with old Nick PERSON,

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she answers not well. He talks to himself. Or perhaps, here's a theory. Chef Anthony's PERSON uncle still in the

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walls tormenting anybody that works in the galley. In fact, the voice keeps talking to Nick PERSON, you know, he's like, hey, I want to play catch. And then he asks him where his girlfriend lives.

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Yeah, yeah. No wonder Nick PERSON's off.

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Yeah.

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And, hey, where's your girlfriend live?

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Nick PERSON's, shut up.

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What was that?

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Was that a pan?

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Nick PERSON says, you know, I don't really have a girlfriend.

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I'm into, you know, kind of crazy, like, chain smoking bitches.

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You know, that's why I'm 40 years old.

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And I dress like I'm in some 41.

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The, the white Oxford PRODUCT with the black necktie at bowling, I mean, I cannot wait to talk about it.

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Well, at least he wasn't wearing a skirt.

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Okay, well, it's a kilt.

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That's what I meant.

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We'll get there.

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So we move on to the beach.

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It's sushi. It's salad. It's tuna steak and prawn skewers with some kind of brule. But Paris and Nick PERSON really go at one another here.

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It was more her going after him and him saying bug off.

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Yes.

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So Nick PERSON does a very, very, I don't know where we are in the episode.

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Come on. My notes are confusing me right now. We're on the beach. We're at the picnic. A lot of the staff is there. Everyone's sitting down. And basically Nick PERSON at some point when he's getting, you know, getting Paris GPE in his ear, he's like, fuck it. I got to go back to the boat and start

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prepping dinner. So he leaves her with the task of having to heat up the crembrillette. Yes. Okay. So Nick PERSON takes a really great approach. And I got to tell you, Yes. Okay. So Nick takes a really great approach. And I got to tell you, his conflict resolution or his dealings with Paris GPE have been, you know, outside of the comment on her weight.

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Just kind of a big blemish. That's true. I mean, he's not going out of the park. He's like a, he's like a fucking sawdue with this girl. I mean, he's so patient. He just leaves. And I forgot. So she didn't

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want any food near her bar area. So already she's drawn a line in the sand. We're supposed to be

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working together. Paris GPE, what are you talking about? I mean, you poison these people on a regular

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basis. You know, there's cross-contamination all over this boat. Um, but more people die of falling

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coconuts than what? Pigs.

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How about three-legged dogs on that beach or hypodermic needles?

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Hypolysmic needles.

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Yeah, coconuts are dangerous.

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So we get to sea rat history between Vampira PERSON and brother.

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Sea rat scale, what are we talking?

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Are we at a one?

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Okay, so she, is it about her brother?

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Oh, yeah. So her parents used to fight, right?

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Yeah.

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And there was some infidelity there.

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Cry me a goddamn river. Sea rat Saskill rating. It's a one. Yeah. Did your dad rob a bank or run a person

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over in a wheelchair to try and get away? Because that's a four. Try and do better next time. Can we pause

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real quick and just go back? So is the person that he ran over in a wheelchair or okay? Because I thought you were talking about him being in a wheelchair and running someone over. No, no, no, because I feel bad. That would be a two because he's in a wheelchair. How do you get in the wheelchair? Then we can go down that right. How did he run the person over? That's right. Yeah. But that's not the tail she weaved. Uh, sorry, it was pathetic outing. Mm-hmm.

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Showing, forgive me. Yeah. Dylan PERSON, what are your thoughts on lunch, though?

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Lunch was basic warm fare.

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Okay.

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You know, we chucked some tuna on a grill.

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We chuck some shrimp on a Barbie PERSON and roll up some sushi.

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You know, that's all we can do.

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It's lunch.

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But I think his food's fairly decent so far.

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Yeah.

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But we have to get to Dylan PERSON delivers the sex on the beach.

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I mean, heavy-handed.

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Okay.

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Yeah, very heavy-handed.

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I don't know where dad is.

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These are all sisters, right?

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Or are these friends of sisters?

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I think we've got a couple sisters. We've maybe got a friend. Okay.

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Well, I think we've got a friend. Sex on the beach.

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Can you imagine being the friend's parents?

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My God, she comes home from a yacht vacation.

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One bad night, she just flips out, says you're not like Sarah PERSON's parents. I wish you were

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Sarah's parents. I wish you were dead. I wish you were dead. You know, those Melendez brothers, I might get out of jail in the next couple months. Well, they should. I think so. I think

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30 years. Yeah.

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It's been enough time.

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I have an unbelievable tale to spin on another podcast show about somebody who I think should be jailed.

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It was a talk about driver that we'll get into it. Okay.

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I'm excited.

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All right.

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So I want to talk about was itey returning and Kerry PERSON checks in with him.

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And Kerry takes Chef Nick on the side about Plating Gate PRODUCT. And maybe he's taking his side because they're both so old, you know?

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Yeah.

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By the way, fuck you, C rats, whoever said that.

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40 is not old.

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Old Patty used to think 30 was old. And then Patty turned 31. And I said 40's old.

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And then I'm pretty sure that's when I said 40's not old old and now 60 here we come right hopefully by then we'll have the technology for me to buy a new face you know so I can be 20 again yeah but not like uh you know

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those leather necks from the real housewives I'm gonna get a real new face no no you don't

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are you speaking of waddles uh I'm just talking about you know you're talking about the texture

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of the skin they get a lot of face jobs and it just looks weird, you know?

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Right, right, right.

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Would you get a new skeleton if you could? No, I just need a new head. New head. My body's pretty good. You ever see like an 80-year-old dude?

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Yeah. It's things that are exposed to the sun for 80 years that look old. Oh, yeah. I constantly wonder how the sun gets to the bones like that.

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No, no, no.

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You see an 80-year-old who's looked after himself. His body looks like he's a 35-year-old.

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Oh, well, hardly. But you get what I mean when they kind of umbrella handle down towards

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where they're going. Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I watched an old person walk today at a restaurant.

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I mean, it's one of the saddest things. Oh, they were limping. Yeah. In the developed world, I think top two saddest things of very fat people eating something

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healthy by themselves and old people walking.

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Walking.

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Yeah, I mean, but I'm not talking about just any old person.

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I'm talking about somebody who's bent.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it was really sad.

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That's tough.

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Anybody want to know what's sex, is it sex in the beach or sex on the beach?

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On. On.

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Okay.

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I used to like this when I was 22.

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Classy cocktail to offer just for our listeners.

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Vodka, O.J. Cranberry juice, and if you're a classy bitch, peach snobs. It's pretty tasty.

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I don't think anyone has ever said if you're a classy bitch, then peach snobs.

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Right.

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Right. Because peach snobs is, I mean, that's a liquor for trash. That's right. anyone has ever said if you're a classy bitch than peach schnapps right right because peach schnaps is uh i mean that's a liquor for trash that's right yeah that's right yeah okay so um

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fraser and carrie have a little bit of a chat because fraser and paris gazz each other up like mean i mean it's just unbelievable and carrie does this thing where he's a shamanic bald man, okay? He's an all-knowing drill instructor. And Frazier PERSON has failed an intel test.

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Right.

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Okay, so this is when they're having lunch with each other. And then Carrie tries to get out of Frazier PERSON, what took place. He knows.

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He knows.

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God, I love this guy.

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He's almost too good to be on the show.

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He's almost too good.

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He's almost too good.

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I mean, listen, we love Captain Kerry, but Lee PERSON was a never-ending well of goofs for us. Yes. You know,

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Carrie PERSON is not that. He's almost too good. It's a nice change of pace, though. I got,

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I was getting tired of Captain Lee PERSON. Now I get to make fun of him, uh, talking about, uh, the breakup

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between Dorit PERSON and Peky PERSON.

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It's really nice to hear his take on that. Yeah. Yeah. No, he has really,

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I'm with my assistance.

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Sham.

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Why is he whistling?

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Yeah.

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Well, then also, I'm doing a pod.

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It's crazy how like, how fervent his opinions.

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Oh, yeah.

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He's well thought out too.

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Like he gets real, like he's pissed that Candace PERSON is not coming back.

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Oh, he was really upset.

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I mean, he's pissed and he thinks that Jacks has been treating Brittany PERSON.

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I mean, I was it, Brittany PERSON.

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I wouldn't stand for it.

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You know, I mean, it's like, why are you talking about this stuff?

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I got to see his ratings.

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How many people ask? Okay, so we get to dinner. Oh, yeah. It's a beautiful dinner. Kured Wahoo up first in Civeche PERSON form. Up next is a purple yam mash with a lovely puss on top.And this is when Paris GPE walks in and demands a drizzle. I mean, this is where you have to ask, is this intentional or is this in need of SSRIs? Now, I don't want to joke about that,

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but there seems to be this powerful thing that Fraser PERSON can do. I watched this John Mulanianty thing where he had his hypnotist on. Okay. His hypnotist had two sessions with him. He'd been smoking since he was 19 years old. In the second session, of which he remembers nothing,

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something happened and he has never had the urge to smoke ever again. And the hypnotist has said that the way that he works is to attack and speak to commune with the subconscious mind. Now, in the subconscious mind is the break, right? So you have to relate the subconscious mind to the actual danger of it because your conscious mind is like, this is going to kill me, but your subconscious mind is like, give me another cigarette, right? So what Fraser PERSON seems to be able to do is to plant seedsof control in the subconscious mind of sea rats. He might be some type of X- ORGMen, some type of gay X-Men, and it wasn't taking on Barbie PERSON, which is why he fucking hated her so much.

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Actually, it's a tactic as old as time.

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Can I ask you a question? Was that too long and roundabout?

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Absolutely not.

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Okay.

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I will say this. My mom went under hypnotist to quit smoking. The problem was her withdrawals because she was so addicted to it.

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Even her subconscious mind couldn't fight off her leg shaking and almost having a heart attack. Yeah, yeah. Just smoke.

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This is 1993. Someone paid her $1,000 to stop smoking for a year. And they test her in her workplace once a month as an experiment. And she did it for $1,000. After they handed her the check after one day, she began smoking.

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Right, right, right.

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Yeah, now my mother had the same problem.

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She said the hypnotists said that she wasn't a good

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candidate for this.

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But yeah, no, smoking's a bitch.

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Definitely. Don't smoke, kids.

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Don't even start. Don't even start.

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Just zin, though.

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Can I... You should absolutely zin.

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Can I get to

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Dylan PERSON here in his cabin and he has a, he's manifest wrapping.

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Sure.

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Right?

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You manifest things.

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Typically, you just cut out pictures from a magazine and you glue them to a little

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board.

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No, everybody knows what manifest wrapping is. Oh, they do. Yeah, people do it all the fucking time.

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Okay. So I have the transcript of the rap here. He just slays.

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Yeah. And these things will come to fruition. He says, my name is Dylan PERSON and I'm a former fatty. When I ate cookies for dinner, that's when women were catty. Now I'm a model and a handsome man. Hopefully that blonde will let me plow her. Okay. Yeah, no, I felt it was very rhythmic and I don't need you to continue but the end of the affirmation rap was really cool.

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It kind of like tied the entire story together about, you know, it was like it was about how his dick was actually not little. It was actually quite big. And, you know, reality television is devoid of storytelling most often.

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And that's what we got from Dylan tonight. I'm actually quite grateful for it. I'm going to give it two pots. I feel like I know him a lot better.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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So we head to.

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Sunny calls a friend.

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She gives her the rundown on Ben PERSON.

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Sunny appreciates her new clarity and their friendship.

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Sorry to be a dumb old male pig, but you're lying to yourself.

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Or perhaps this is a newer, younger, more evolved woman in today's society.

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Or it's just Patty PERSON being right again.

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Yeah.

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Listen, who knows? Who knows? Paris and Nick PERSON feud again. She goes, that can needs a little more gas. She was correct about that because, you know, the last foam looked like humors, you know,something that spills out of an old wound. But Kerry PERSON hits the sheets after a lovely dinner, ending with some kind of brioche. The daughters head up to hang out with Dynamite Dillon PERSON for a little truth or dare.

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Dynamite Dillon PERSON? Yeah. Alliteration.

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He gets the, he gets dare, he chooses dare and goes and does a bit of a flash dance, throwing water all over his, uh, uh, hot tanned torso. And, uh,and Sarah PERSON and the gals like it. Um, but he decides to take the professional route and ask for their DMs so that he can text them while they're on the boat next morning. Smart move. Smart move.He's depressed about it, but smart move. Um, anything else.

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Let's see next morning. That's it Anything else? Let's see you next morning.

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That's it for us. We'll see you next week.

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Captain Kerry tells Nick PERSON he did a great fucking job, which he did. Then next morning, Nick shares with Dylan that Paris GPE is a pain in the ass.

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Sure.

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Dylan PERSON gets in those DMs. We have a breakfast special. I forgot what it was.

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Yeah, crepes and wraps. Paris GPE comes once again.

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Micromanaging the crepes in the galley.

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What are you doing telling the chef what kind of oil he should be using to, I mean, it's just crazy.

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My wife does this to me. So we'll be having a bad day and all couples have a bad day where you're getting on each other's nerves.

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Yeah. My wife, other than not like me, when I know I'm getting on my wife's nerves, I'm like, I walk on eggshells. Not her.

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Double, triples down. She's like, you know what? I'm going to do the most annoying thing I can to him right now. And that's what my wife

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does to me. Right, right, right. She's like Paris GPE. You okay? Yeah, I'm all right. So docking,

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we get the Transformers 15 music, you know, like Dark Moon Phoenix WORK_OF_ART. Those movies suck. And we dock successfully.

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One day, you know, I used to love them.

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The docking or Transformers PRODUCT.

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No, never the docking.

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Transformers PRODUCT.

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Oh, which one do you like?

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They're all horrible.

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You know I know the guy that wrote those?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Great story.

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Great story.

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I love that story about that guy.

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Yeah, is it drunk.

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Okay, all right. That's true.

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I can't work in this town.

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It's true. The guy got told to shut up. He was the best man at a wedding and he got drunk in the middle of the dance floor. And the, what do you call the fun? The groom's dad told him the cool it. The guy who wrote Transformers PRODUCT.

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Like, God, I hope there was no agents there yeah no i mean this guy's a drunk he's gonna write the next spider man oh boy yeah i know

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it's crazy um yeah a couple things i mean you know the industry doesn't romance alcoholism the way

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that it used to no No, not at all.

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It used to be cool.

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Yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, think about the publishing industry in old Ernest PERSON.

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I mean, he would just disappear to Europe LOC and just get catatonicly drunk for it.

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And it was cool.

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But no, alcoholism is very serious and that's all a legend.

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No, not at all.

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It's absolutely 100% true and I don't care.

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I'm never going to go anywhere in this business. What do I care? Okay. All right. So we get to the one day charter guests departing. And we get to the tip.

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25K for one day. You hear that? Jill Zeran PERSON. You hear that? Yeah. Jill Zeran. So that's almost, it's,9,25 each. I rounded up a little bit there.

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Now, I just want to give you a quick hit here.

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Barbie PERSON plans on going shopping.

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And Barbie PERSON lets us know if her dad ever cuts her off,

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she can just sell some of those nice clothes off.

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As though to the top of the show, you are cut off.

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Your dad's being cleaned off the side of the sidewalk with a spatula right now, Barbie PERSON.

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Well, I mean, I don't want to be crass,

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but that's probably the best way for her to never be cut off, right? Because if the controlling man still lives, you know, anything that you can do, he can kind of dangle the carrot in front of your face and say, don't do that behave like I want you to and you'll keep getting the money. But if he's splattered on a sidewalk, anyways,I don't want to keep going,

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but, you know, it is a pretty lockdown way to keep that cash flow in. So Paris heads up to see Kerry PERSON. And Carrie PERSON roots out.

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What's going on?

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It's pretty cut and dry, Dylan PERSON. It's three stripes first one stripe. Yeah.

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Fraser PERSON says like a great boss, you know, like don't go get fired on me, which is like, don't do that to her. She's about to go talk to Carrie PERSON. What the fuck? But Paris spills the beans, which needed to be spilled, says that Nick PERSON didn't want a plate. And what Carrie is doing right now is he, okay, so what, what happened here is that Fraser PERSON planted the seed in the subconscious mind, right?So he's turned Paris into his pit bull against Nick PERSON. Why he needs to feud with him at all, be it through a proxy or just himself. I'm not really sure. But Kerry PERSON is seeing all of this taking place.

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Well, he's probably been watching this kind of bullshit take place for his entire career as a manager or supervisor. Here's a little secret to any of you who want to get your co-worker fired. Go to the supervisor, even if it's not true, make some shit up, plant a seed about that person you hate, do it two times in a single week and get someone else to do it. You will have planted the seed. This is horrible. This is horrible. I don't want you to do this. I'm just saying

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well, it sounds like a bad plan. It sounds like it could backfire very easily. This is horrible. This is horrible. I don't want you to do this. I'm just saying, well, it sounds like a bad plan. It sounds like it could backfire very easily.

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Quite possibly could.

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You're playing with fire. However, if three people come or two people come and it's mentioned three times you plant the seed in the supervisor, the one time that that personthat you're trying to get fired or fuck with does something, all those things will be accumulated in that supervisor. Right. You will all be cobbled into one thing.Right. And that person will quite possibly get fired. And or the supervisor could go directly to the person, rat you out, and now you've got a whole kettle of fish that you've got to deal with. But when you're trying to scale the corporate ladder in the small claims insurance world,

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these are the risks you have to take.

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And don't make friends with a little guy.

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No. Bob PERSON the little guy. I changed his name, but he tried getting me fired. Bob PERSON the gay dwarf. That's right.

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Right. Yeah. He told my supervisor I wasn't doing anything. Right. You know, you learn your lessons from the people that hurt you, right? I mean, you learn hard lessons from the people thathurt you. And Bob the Gate-Dorf PERSON hurt you because you thought that you were friends. Well, no. He said,

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Hey, Patty PERSON, I've always found you attracted to him. I said, I wouldn't allow you to have sex with my body, even if I was dead, Bob. He goes to a Tupperware party the next day, tells everybody

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planting those seeds. We're planting those seeds. Pat doesn't do anything in his cubicle all day. Right. I get called in the office on Monday. My only crime, I refuse to have sex with a little person when I'm dead. Well, and also,

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you did no work. That's true. But, but he didn't, he didn't have to say that. He didn't have to say that.

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Carrie, um, calls Nick and Fraser up for chat. He said, you know, it's time for these two to come

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to terms face to face.

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This is where I was thinking that Fraser PERSON is in trouble because I don't think Kerry

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is really liking the person he sees right now. I think he's, he's kind of seeing that

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Fraser's been doing some things that are a little insidious. And honestly, like, we love Fray ORG's.

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I, you know, we had a great time talking to him, But, you know, as the seasons go, we can't chalk this up to insecurities or, you know, novelty on the position.

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Well, I want to say this about him.

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And this is not just because I like him a lot. First season, he got walked all over, especially by Captain Sandy for, for, remember, she was there for part of that season.

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Yeah, and also by Millie Elysia. That's right. Second season, he's

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overcompensating in a very bad way. I've been there as a supervisor and a manager. I've done stupid things that I regret.

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Now in his third season, I don't think it's any secret. He just wrapped filming there, his whatever season it is now.

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Yeah. So hopefully he fares better. Can I tell you we have to get to a preference sheet meeting.

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And not only am I not going to add the music, I don't even want to yell it.

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Okay.

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Because we need to talk about the preference sheet meetings.

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There was nothing there.

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These preference sheet meetings, what we don't need is to see high definition shots of people washing forks. Where that money can be spent, I think is in the preference sheet meeting. And production always incorporates are criticisms and technical complaints with

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the show. I really do think that the preference sheet is a canvas that's not being utilized.

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Now, when we hear, you know, what we're planning on doing,

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let's get some visuals in there to break this monotony up.

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Maybe let's next time on with future footage.

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You know, maybe let's do something to make them a little bit more dynamic. Can I tell you how this would help as well? I'd like to know a little bit more about the charter I tell you how this would help as well? I'd like to know a little bit more about the charter guests through the preference sheet meeting. Right. As opposed to that

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poorly printed out photo of them, why not do a little like a little vignette of like, uh, this is who

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they are. Yeah. Maybe even them like some shots of them at work or pictures or whatnot. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. Or, yeah, I love that. We could also change the kind of questions, right? We're more going after a character study here. You know, if you were to kill somebody, how would you do it? Those kinds of questions. Let's really read off what kind of psychos we're getting aboard this vessel. I like it. There's just lots of improvements that can be made. On Saturday, they ran a below deck marathon,

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and they were playing Kate Chastain's first first season which was the second season of below deck phenomenal they still had charter guests those these are guests that don't show up anymore they would come on the boat for they were very very successful people yeah and they were

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crazy like one person has a piece of plastic in their food and they flip the fuck out and it turns out

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it was when they opened a plastic water bottle a piece of their own water bottle fell into the plate. Chef Ben PERSON comes out and busts their balls

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a little bit. It's great TV. Oh, man. Yeah, we need to bump up the caliber of charter guests.

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You can't know, they won't come on the show anymore. That's why you got to basically make these

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charters five grand each. Yeah, I mean, we're going to get to Florida Bamas Shore LOC at some point. I mean,

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we've got to go. We're there. We've just got to go.

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We're there. If we're going to have low rent people come aboard the vessel, make them make sure they're trash. I mean, full blow. You don't think we've gotten that this season?

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No, I mean the entertaining kind of trash.

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Oh, okay. Nice Yelp ORG elites is not, you know, the kind of entertainment we're looking for. But anyways, so the sea rats have to pick up a 12 tomorrow. So naturally, let's go out and get fucked up. Kyle's in a kilt. The only thing weirder than Kyle's kilt is Nick in an Oxford PRODUCT in a black tie. Right. I agree with that. Do you remember when Axel Rose used to wear...

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Why didn't you dress like a bus boy?

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It's like... You know, it's your best year of getting,

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getting sex, which for him was 2001. Yeah. That was maybe a look back then. Yeah.

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Guys always keep the same style and haircut that was their best year of pulling ass. Of course.

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So you take that right into your 50s. Yeah. So, um, but do you remember when Axel Rose from Guns and

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Roses used to wear a kilt on stage? No, I don't really remember anything about Axel Rose.

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You know, somebody said to me the other night, we just saw Slash get in the car.

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Who cares?

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I mean, let's talk about the weather.

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Why don't we?

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I mean, I said, was he wearing a top hat?

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Of course.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, in a leather pants. Same look for 40 years.

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He never ages.

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It's actually diabolical. His pajamas are leather. Okay. So yeah, they go bowling. Who would have thought Barbie's embarrassed by Kyle PERSON flashing his dick.

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That's only going to go over on like a very,

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very drunk wine hat gargoyle that will like laugh, laugh that up.

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No one's going to like seeing a guy whip out his little. yeah i mean you you got to find somebody super horny yeah i don't even

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know if that would turn a little lady on i don't i don't know it might turn a bargoyle oil on

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you know she's got to be really drunk oh my god my God. She's playing pool again.

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Well,

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anyway, back to the boat, yeah?

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Or does anything happen there?

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She just gets pissed.

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Kyle PERSON does something smart here, though.

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He stops showing his dick to everybody, and he just panders.

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And then I think she tells him she loves him.

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Yeah.

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She came on here and lied to us on this podcast.

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By what?

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I said, did you hook up with him?

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She said, no. No, I don't think.

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She did.

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We'll have to go back to the tape. I'm not, we're not going to do that.

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No, no.

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I have too much time. Yeah. I mean, I don't have enough time.

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Yeah.

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So we're wrapping the episode here up.

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I can't stop thinking about bargoils.

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Bargoyles.

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What is a bargoil?

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What is a bargoal is a really run-down, broken, drunk woman that hangs out at bars. And usually he's playing, like, if they have some poker online poker.

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And for anybody, we're equal opportunity offenders. We talk about sad drunk guys at bars, not in glowing terms at all. But right now we're talking about a bargoal.

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And that's a woman who is blacked out leaning against a pinball machine and smoking inside. Now she's playing a poker like those five buttons at the bar, you know? Some savvy, uh,

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savvy entrepreneur put the gambling there, you know. Yeah. And she leans over and she's like, I figured out how to beat it.

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Yeah, yeah. Well, she's looking around the bar with her head on it, swivel,

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like trying to see if there's any young guys that might get so wasted.

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Right.

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They'll forget they're having sex with a bar go-goil.

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Right, right.

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But bar gores are fucking cool to me.

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Oh, yeah.

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You can make some small talk with them.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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But don't let them get you too drunk. I don't know. I mean, listen, everybody needs love. And quite honestly, you know, I was talking to a friend, I'd do a lot of things for a good story.

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Yeah.

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Day after, just parading around, lucid, sober, sunlight.

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After a night with a bargoy?

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After a night with a bargoy? Yeah, but you're in her sad little studio apartment, you know she got uh you know she got kicked out of her other apartment hey hey hey is that cat okay right and the cat's flat it's been dead she just hasn't gotten around

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and let's them out listen uh maybe help her throw it out maybe maybe throw it out um and then

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you know we'll spray something or light something and then you, you know, let's go to farmer's market. Let's go to the park. Let's, you know, let's just have a day. The episode's over. Get in the comments. Let us know what you thought about it.Leave five stars, kind words. And join us to patreon.com for another. Nope. Let me do it now. Patreon.com slash another podcast network. A lot of fun to be had over there.I'm Dylan PERSON saying goodbye. Pat PERSON say goodbye.

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Later news. lot of fun to be had over there. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat PERSON, say goodbye. Later, it is. love